Pink vs Brown. who would win in a war?
>>532791394>Divide and conquer threadFuck off kike
>>532791437Divide what? In what world is that map even close to realistic?
>>532791437uh-oh, turk mad because some pole is going to body him
>>532791394P-p-pink
>>532791394Brown would just outbreed the pink
>>532791394pink because poland
>>532791394>he he go-I mean guys, what would happen if Europeans killed each other
>>532791394>Butthurt Belt vs The Balkans + Shitaliansbutthurt belt will win because shitialians cant fight worth shit
>>532791394Why would we fight? Also Slovakia is with Poland. Either Chechia and Poland is Brown or Slovakia pink
>>532791589none of those countries are in yurop. yurop ends at the Western Neisse River
>>532791857>let me tell you who's European and who's not
>>532791915where do you think yurop ends, brown?
>>532792053>brownShow hand Pedro.
>>532791394Pink obviously. War would start with 1/4 of brown killing other 1/4 of brown and sometime in the middle Italy switches sides to pink. Hungary and Romania were on opposing side to Poland (during WW2) and they openely refused to fight us.
>>532792163I'm white. you sound very gay, HIVan
Dont care who wins as long as the mutts leave my country
>>532791394kys
>>532791696Slovakia is rightfully Romanian from Burebista's Kingdom.
>>532792053Ural Mountains
>>532791394Balkaners would turn entire area into 3000 years of reciprocal ethnic cleansing based on miniscule differences in pronounciation or variations of abrahamism.
>>532792231just a reminder that kebab removers took down american stealth planes with hoes and rakes
>>532791394Greeks make this balanced fight, remove them and pink team wins easily.
>>532791394Humanity, if they manage to eradicate each other completely
>>532792401shitaly is literally a nation of brown mutts
>>532792620have greeks ever won a war?
>>532792624They do. Empy space. Jews come in and settle all of it and now you have all this area as a jewish state. Happy?
In what world are Hungarians and Polish fighting each other?
>>532791394brown would win because we are romans. but imagine where you put poland against Hungary Slovakia and Croatia kek would never happen ever. slavs are natural born fighters , woul destroy the fag nords , nirds would probably need to send women to war to have 1% chance
>>532791394Nipple color?
>>532792695They better stop all conflicts and go on to provide for everyone so no one ever dies prematurely so DA JOOS cannot move in.Also, whats the qualitative difference between these people and DA JOOS?
>>532791437fpbp
>>532792620Pink team doesn't have enough resources to take the Slovak mountains and already existent bunkers and the cave systems.It's clear that Team Pink is retarded. Remove everyone except Romania, Hungary and Slovakia from Team Brown and it's still an easy win for Brown Chads while Pink Wojaks die in Slovakia.
>>532792956Current ones wont steal your shit?
>>532791394italy would switch sides soon
>>532791394a war to achieve what?Naval superiority in the Mediterranean?The control of Helsinki?
>>532793047Also better memes. Gondola. Remove kebab. Polish soldiers next to mutts. Classics. Jewish memes are jesus communism and money printing. Gay af.
>>532793047>Poles>Won't steal your shitPlease. Not that the neoliberal zionist cocksleeves the boomers voted into office don't do that enough already, but that doesn't excuse any neighbor from joining in.
>>532791394>pussies vs. buttholes
>>532791394Pink has Finland so pink.
>>532792777>brown would win because we are romans.>wealso>romansbragging about being the decedents of turks is weird
>>532793109>a war to achieve what?I don't know about you but I'm taught that war must be fought with the goal of exterminating your enemy entirely so your grandchildren won't have to fight the same enemy again and instead focus on the entire destruction of his own enemies.Upon the completion of the military task, the enemy must be removed from all accounts and any trace of his civilization must be destroyed. A historic memory-holing operation, if you will.
>>532791394Shiiiiieeeeet
>>532792911I wanted to make them both brown so I could call them brown but I thought that would be confusing so I made half of them pink because it's gay
>>532791394People in pink can't spice their food.
>>532793109total toilet cleaning domination
>>532791915Dude, he's right, in what world are countries like Bulgaria and Moldavia equivalent to England, France, Germany, Belgium. At best it's periphery of Europe.
no more inbreed cousins wars
>>532792673They kinda won the first half of the invasion of turkey in 1922 against attaturk
baltic bvlls would win alone
>>532793481Regardless, it's geographically and politically Europe.
>Boland and BinlandUnbalanced. Pink clears easily.
>>532791394Italy would defect halfway through after debilitating their allies so pink
poland would beat all of those brown countries single-handedly. as much as i love greece and greeks, all my greek friends shirked their military service or spent it playing poker in bunk beds. albanians would kill each other in exchang for 50 zloty. italians would get caught short with their pants down mid-crying about which coffee you're supposed to have at which time of the day. croatians would probably put up a good fight and that's about it.
>>532793481Bulgaria has a history of resisting and surviving Islamic occupation.Moldova has a history of resisting and preventing Islamic occupation.Countries like ours are infinitely superior because the people who live in these countries survived in extremely harsh conditions like poverty and constant threats of empires invading.Those papered faggots who call themselves men and import niggers to breed their ugly women will never hold a candle.
>>532791394Neither because it would devolve into drone warfare, same as in Ukraine and Russia. Before drones? I can see the Balkans finding some common ground, but the main firepower that's Italy? They wouldn't give a fuck. Not sure how the Poland based alliance would work. Probably with others supporting them so it's essentially Poland vs the rest? Really awkward scenario. Hard to say without proper goals or win conditions listed.
>>532791394Meds are too smart to fight.
>>532791394My money's on grey.
>>532793813>Countries like ours are infinitely superior because the people who live in these countries survived in extremely harsh conditions like poverty and constant threats of empires invading.you have to survive poverty and shitty conditions because your people are too fucking retarded to invent a good economy and you get your ass kicked in every war
>>532792673>amerimutt tries to historywatch and learn fgthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Y1K-M3QFI
>>532791394Brown.
>>532793813You know what also survives every environment, and not only that, but prospers? Weeds, invasive species, etc. And they're infinitely more successful than us at that. Bulgaria is closer to Turkey than to western Europe, and same goes for everything inbetween Germany to Russia in various degrees.Those "pampered" retards have dozens of aircraft carriers and enough weaponry to wipe any country off the planet, have colonised the space in the 1960s all the while we have nothing going for us.
>>532794450>Those "pampered" retards have dozens of aircraft carriers and enough weaponry to wipe any country off the planetThey got beaten by Iran. We conquered Persia in BC.Oh wait, the Slavnigger migration didn't take place at that time. When I saw we, I mean people that are older than migratory steppeniggers.
>>532791570parade army, probably wouldn't beat slovakia
>>532794517>We conquered Persia in BC???????
>>532791394are we allowed to fight ourselves? asking for a friend
>>532791629We sank half of your fleet and after that you gave up for gay colonial empire out of exhaustion.
Depends, would Italy switch sides like they always do?
>>532794450Americans and russians have colonized space. yuros aren't smart enough to put a man in space
>>532794538he thinks he's dacian, distantly related to thracianhe thinks romanians won the greco-persian wars there is no historical record of dacians or any ancestors of romanians ever conquering persia, but donald trump proves that reality is what you make of it
>>532794517>when your enemy kills your king it means you win >>532794538he think's he's greek or roman
jewsstop infighting and focus on the enemy, will you?
>>532794538*shrugs at slav ignorance*
>>532791394pink of coursebrown is completely unworkable. Balkan countries would just start fighting with each other. Greece and Italy would stay home.Only Romania and Slovakia would do something, but too weak alone + fight in the Balkans would impede the war effort
>>532791570
>>532794713>he thinks he's dacian, distantly related to thracianThrace got invaded by Persia moron.
>>532794857were you there?
>>532791394brown has balkan bvlls ez win agains the belters
>>532791394How much prep time?The longer the prep time the less capable purple gets.
>>532791437FPBP
>>532793677How come there is so many polish flags nowdays calling us bvlls. And thank you.
>>532791544the would start shooting each other the second you gave them gunspink just needs to stop it from spilling into poland and czechia
culture-wise, pink already won by virtue of having the moomins alone
>>532794896Clearly not, we would've prevented this catastrophy as we prevented the first Persian invasion and the Persian expansion across the Danube during their second invasion.
>>532793481>>532794450Nice to meet an actual self aware balkanoid
>>532791394The north would be depressed and depopulated, the south would be a ruin of unending massacres.In other words not much would change.
>>532791394stupid retard scenario, Europe is co-dependent, what kind of jew psyop is this
>>532794930>purple
>>532795178>balkins>yurop
>>532795107so you're responsible for jews being in control of europe?
>>532792673greece won both balkan wars and both world wars in the previous century.it wouldnt be even close brown would demolish pink, just by population metrics even. i mean whats the track record of pink even, finland lost all wars since its inception, poland won what that skirmish with the soviets, thats it, everything else pink lost. its all just losers up north.
>>53279530489% of brown is too lazy to walk to lithuania, we'd make what happened to alexander look like a joke
>>532795107fun fact, Alexander got his ass handed to him when he tried his luck north of the Danube, has his slaves mark it as a W, like Zognald, and then fucked off conquering towards Asia.
>>532794450>Bulgaria is closer to Turkey than to western EuropeThere's little to no distinction between roaches and themThey're the same people in my eyes >Those "pampered" retards have dozens of aircraft carriers and enough weaponry to wipe any country off the planet, have colonised the space in the 1960s all the while we have nothing going for us.Brutal but it's the truth
>>532795304pink is a series of countries that have historically been united against common enemies more often than notbrown is a series of countries that have historically attacked each other relentlessly brown cannot work together any more than the bloods can work with the crips to successfully assemble and paint an egg carton robot they w͟i͟l͟l͟ kill each other
>>532795217i've got comfort settings on for my eyes lol
>>532791394>pink alliancemakes sense
>>532795304>and both world warsgreece didn't do shit in either world war
>>532791394pink. look at all them chokepoints
>>532791394Everybody loses. Maybe some elites win.
>>532791394I think there might be a shitload more of those browns than pinkies. Still, Finland & Poland would wipe out most of Europe
The only ones who can fight in the brown team are Greece and Bulgaria. But then again none in the pink team has ever won a war so... i guess the brown team wins
>>532791394Pink because they have Finland.
>>532795576>The Netherlands has more Testosterone then The USAWhat shitjeet made this chart? The dutch are the fucking reason why gay marriages are legal in Europe.
>>532795804cope, ladyboy
>>532795804Its not real. Here is real data that can be verified and googeled.
Brown.Battle of Kleidion.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kleidion>The battle took place in the valley between the mountains of Belasitsa and Ograzhden, near the modern Bulgarian village of Klyuch. The decisive encounter occurred on 29 July with an attack in the rear by a force under the Byzantine general Nikephoros Xiphias, who had infiltrated the Bulgarian positions. The ensuing battle was a major defeat for the Bulgarians.> The 14th century Bulgarian translation of the Manasses Chronicle numbers the prisoners at 8,000. Basil divided the prisoners into groups of 100 men, blinded 99 men in each group and left one man in each with one eye so that he could lead the others home;[37] this was done in retaliation for the death of Botaneiates, who was Basil's favourite general and advisor, and also to crush the Bulgarian morale.[38] Another possible reason was that, from the Byzantine perspective, the Bulgarians were rebels against their authority, and blinding was the usual punishment meted out to rebels.[39] For this action, Basil gained the nickname Boulgaroktonos (Greek: Βουλγαροκτόνος, Bulgarian: Бългapoyбиeц), "the Bulgar-slayer". Samuel died of a heart attack on 6 October 1014, reportedly due to seeing his soldiers blinded.[40][41]Has anyone in the Pink ever fucked up someone's army so hard they literally had a heart attack and died?
>>532795804Fatties have low testosterone, half of your country is obese.
>>532795422First account of psychological warfare. Alexander won the first battle by smartly concealing his troops so the Getae retreated across the Danube in forests on the other bank where they set alight many fires and made huge noise to make it look like they were way more numbers than they actually were.Apparently this made Alexander reconsider a crossing of the Danube in pursuit. Allegiance was sworn by the Greek colonies and this is what he needed the most.
>>532794631Based fuck anglojews
>>532795998It's real, it's just from 2024.
>>532795998that's literally the same data, minus the 40 year old croatian stats
>>532796001>ever fucked up someone's army so hard they literally had a heart attack and died?1566: old sultan Suleiman the Magnificent shows up with ~100k troops expecting an easy march into Austria. Instead runs into a tiny Croatian garrison led by Nikola Šubić Zrinski at Szigetvár. A few thousand defenders stall the entire Ottoman army for weeks. Ottomans bleed men taking every wall while Zrinski keeps counter-attacking like a madman. Suleiman gets sick (likely stroke) and dies in his tent before the fortress finally falls. Zrinski dies in a last suicide charge. Result: fortress lost, but Ottoman advance toward Vienna dies with Suleiman. Tiny garrison basically trades its life to stop the empire’s biggest army. Later called battle that saved the civilization.
>>532796112He edited croatia out and maybe did other stuff as well. Better use official data.
>>532791394>Brown>Rugged terrain, natural barriers against northern invasions.>Pink>Open fields, finns gonna hide in trees all day anyway.????
>>532795763You have a monument for our fighters bro
>>532796001True reason for which Basil fought Bulgars was that upon their arrival they massacred a lot of Thraco-Roman Christians and the Theme of Macedonia where the Macedonian Dynasty emerged from was a particular target of those massacres conducted by pagan Bulgars.
>>5327960011632: Swedish “lion of the north” Gustavus Adolphus charges into battle against the Imperial army during the Thirty Years’ War. Fog everywhere, chaos on the field. King rides too far ahead with a small escort and gets separated. Imperial cavalry—many of them Balkan light horsemen, including Croats—surround him. Someone shoots him, others stab him, and the Swedish king ends up dead in the mud. Swedes still win the battle, but their star general-king is gone.
>>532796163So yeah, Pink's fucked. The Balkans have never been as peaceful as they are now.And there's still hostility. It's just simmering in politics right now.
>>532791394swap Italy for us, they will do it anyway and we wont fight against Czechs and Polaks
>>532791437/thread
>>532796338Croats trying to kidnap gustavus adolphus and then failing because he was too fat so they kill him is one of my favorite episodes of 30 year war.
>>532796001Basil my beloved \ 0 /
>>532796368damn I am retarded, we are with Pastas already. change our colours anyway
>>532791394why would i fight them? i'd rather unite with those countries to kill kikes like OP.
>>532796528I rather kill pinkoids and kikes desu
>>532796655fins and poles are ok so are the balts, desu all pink and brown is based.
War?Is there no one else to fight as a worthy equal adversary, but ourselves?
>>532796422>Croats trying to kidnap gustavus adolphus and then failing because he was too fat so they kill himThe kind of mindset that leaves you open to being killed by a naval mine while hiking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApJCfeipvIQ
>>532796528How come the slimiest and most disgusting kikes come from Pink areas?
>>532796866The version with Dance Polish Cow is best version.>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PR1moalcKsQ
If i had 2 bullets i would shoot a croach 2 times
>>532796848none of those countries are white
>>532797319Wasteful. Get 10 croaches and have them stand in two separate columns to see how many you can get with two bullets.
>>532791394pink by far and it wouldnt even be close.
>>532791394Brown and it's not even close. Remove Italy and it would be 50/50.
>>532792534Romania is rightfully Turkey.
>>532792231Only 1/4?More like 90% women and children included (we do not discriminate)Then the remaining female population that didn't get genocided would rape and pillage pink.>>532794450> Those "pampered" retards have dozens of aircraft carriers and enough weaponry to wipe any country off the planeOn a more serious note... no idea, we haven't really seen pink countries at war so we don't really know how good they are.Might not have the same level of experience when it comes to waging war and defending against invaders. (And I think Eastern Europeans are more likely to do Vlad the Impaler type warcrimes that would lower enemy morale)We might be kinda fucked then albeit not the only deciding factor (see: America vs Vietnam)Albeit arguably unlike Vietnam they would be close neigbours and not "Fly across the ocean">>532794930The ones at the bottom are colored brown (darker value) and the ones at the top are pink (lighter value) for the colorblind frens in here.Also red-weak protanomaly by chance? (that is pretty clearly pink)>>532793109>>532793366Strawberry picking jobs in Germany.
>>532797710But you are stronger than Italy.
>>5327973792 pink are whiter than the US
>>532797846https://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-listing.php
>>532797776You must have developed this masochism fetish due to your proximity to Germany. I say let it go, we already mog you without roaches in our team.
>>532791394Pink because Italy will switch sides. If that doesn't happen then brown wins easily.
we are all friendsno more brother wars
>>532798104Then we'll call it the Friendship War and we'll respect the Geneva Convention.
>>532798023nah
>>532791394>130 million people vs like 60
>>532797832>we haven't really seen pink countries at warthey lost every war>vietnamThe US won vietnam. we had 90% of the pop when we signed the cease fire and left, the north vietnamese didn't invade until like 18 months after we had already left
>>532796300It was the Finnish Hakkapeliitta (light cavalry) who won that battle and many others. They also single handidly destroyed Croats (cuirasserie), who were the elite of the elite of Imperials.
>>532798298>The US won vietnamGood bait, mandatory (You) after ignoring your other bait posts in this thread.So your real goal was to get the precious stone mines back in the hands of French, not to stop communism from expanding?
>>532795178Agreed, wouldn't realistically happen. It's for funny speculation purposes.What would even cause either group to wage war on eachother. Another bottle incident?>>532791857> Most geographically literate American>>532798298> The US won vietnam. we had 90% of the pop when we signed the cease fire and left, the north vietnamese didn't invade until like 18 months after we had already leftWait I heard you guys lost... what is up with that.Also what about the war on terror?
>>532791394Why are Poland and Slovakia separate? They're basically the same country
>>532798049They might have more guns, but italians are dumber than you at using them.
>>532792401I bet you are a terrone
>>532796422Adolphus was shot leading the right wing of his cavalry at Lutzen, he was discovered by three Imperials from Spain.>>532796338nonsensical.If Pink were in a fight or die situation they would rally and overwhelm brown.Northern Europeans when they unite have a gestalt effect.
god is a serb why even bother
>>532791394Retarded thread but that's just Poland&Finland completely outnumbered and outgunned.
>>532791394What? The brown part is like 2 or 3 times bigger in manpower and everything, compared to the pink.
Assuming no infighting and bickering the brown side.
>>532798849but youre brown so we can have a 2-3 K:D ratio.
>>532797319Based The only good hungayrian is a dead one
>>532791394brown. it's better camouflage.
>>532794367Didn't Mussolini lose ever war he waged, including wars in bumfuck Africa somehow.Maybe the current Italian ministry of defense is more competent than whatever nepotism hires Mussolini had.Considering Fascism values loyalty a lot I assume the positions of power went to nepo hires and bootlickers with actual competence being of little concern. Do not get me wrong, loyalty matters but so does competence and eventually there has to be a trade off.
>>532791394For brown italy,croatia and greece are carrying the war the rest of brown are corrupted shitholes with cardboard tanksPink win low diff
>>532791394Laughable question, the south would erradicate the pink pussies.
>>532791394as the saying goes, there's two in the pink and one in the stink2 > 1 so pink wins
>>532799335The battle hasn't begun and the pasta boys are already eager to change sides
>>532791394Depends on what they're fighting over. But probably the brown, since it has way larger population.
>>532799575It was expected, modern Italians are lovers not fighters. We must carry the flag of our Roman ancestors.
>>532791394By the time Pink arrives, the Brown have already destroyed themselves through infighting.
>>532794763Nice bait retard. Also, I'm not genetically Slavic.
>>532792053Urals, Caucasus, Bosporus and Gibraltar.
>>532791394Pink, both Fins and Poles qualified into AoE2 nation cups, Norway and Russia sit this one out so we have it in the bag.
>>532791437d&c implies any of those countries would ally with one another
>>532791394entire population of this part equals the population of one capital in the smaller countries in brown
>>532791394Balts and Poles would go on genocidal rampage if necessary. They are just different people, somehow immune to globohomo bullshit and jewish lies. Maybe due to poverty, genetical memory or something else. Their diaspora who work in Belgium, usually mogs the nafris and other browns in their dominated neighbourhoods. I have seen it with my own eyes.On the other hand, balkan people are the same genocidal maniacs. Hard people. So Im not sure, would be interesting thats for sure.
>>532801947You're only larping, but we have real AoE2 villages.
>>532791544They all below replacement rate.
>>532802649AoE 1 evenWololooooWololoHaioo hoo ooHaioo hoo o......wololo!Wololo wololo wololo
>>532791915Holy shit youre retarded lmao
>>532792053Right there.
>>532802532>balkan people I will unite the balkan tribes and deal with the pinkoid question the next day
>>532791394vanilla
>>532804444quads don't lie
>>532791490Naah, Greek bro is right. You're a brownoid jew who made several of these threads this day. Because is the Great Thursday in Orthodoxy and you subhuman jews cannot but kvetch.
>>532804444checked, /thread
>>532802532>Their diaspora who work in Belgiumshaving diamonds and clipping coins no doubt. Literally the whole neoco(he)n movement in US, the base of globalism, was founded jews from Baltics. Seeing both jews and hohols tried to exterminate Poles, and Poland is very involved defending them in ukraine, genetical memory do not exist. But stories of forefathers do, is up to current generations.
>>532792673They do pretty well, the ottoman empire gave them a bit of a black mark,, but even the Germans were really surprised at how well they did. Plus they have a fuck ton of tanks now for some reason.
>>532791629As if britain can still fight a conventional war today anymore kek self-awareness is good for healthy
>>532791394why niggers are pink?
>>532791437fpbp!
>>532791394it's basically Italy vs Pinkmost of brown will kill themselves with infighting
>>532791394serbia could destroy all in brown and pink
>>532791394Gotta go with brown. Neither side has any super heavy hitters and brown has more bodies to throw into the fight.
>>532791394>PinkMore like twinkWe would rape the life out of them and sell their women and children to the taliban
>>532812150Go back.
Don't lump us in with browns, most of us hate hungary. Too far right for leftards, too hungarian for rightoids.
>>532802024Most of these are both in nato and the EU
>>532791437Based but also this type of scenarios are just fun to thing about for the hell of itI would never want to go to war or something but tanks are still cool and thinking how to use them effectifely and how to beat my enemies is just "fun"I think its very common to have these thoughtsMillenia of warfare and fighting has ingrained these kind of thoughts into men as a sort of natural instinctI think North would win
>>532791437FPBP alright.
>>532791394OP is using countries map as ginea pigs in his color war hes just farming your attention energy cause he hates me so much, cause this morning i took brown shorts instead of pink and hes an angry demon about that.I know im hated for being a bloodlicker but thats just mean.Anyway see you in the real thread where its Brown, pink and... ;)>>532814580You go to great lenghts just to create a mess and i wont let it happen so guys all just come here to my corona thread>>532814580We just keep going back to point corona
>>532791394brown is tighter
>>532791394Personally i think it depends, hometurf fighting is different from offensive fighting in enemy territory. Good luck taking Finland as they skii by your squad blasting you with automatic fire and then taking off into the woods to disappear
>>532791437I think we should divide Greece again into the historic nations(Sparta, Athens, etc)It was way cooler back then
>>532806362>jews from BalticsAs if kikes were native to the baltics. Some of them just happened to live here, just like they happened to live in most other European countries at one point.
