>After 12 tons of chocolate were stolen, Nestlé provided presidential-level security for its chocolateIs chocolate really that important to Americans?
>>532795684Chocolato is good and healthy.
>>532795684I love dark chocolate. Even 80% dark is deliciousSo yes, in fact they should have a UAV on standby and maybe one of those mobile artilleries as well.
>>532795684Mr KitKat has secret service like the president
Tale of two cities type shit
>>532795684American chocolate has the same chemical as vomit inside it.
>>532795684Yes, because it has (palm) oil in it, and Americans love oil.
>>532796518fuck is wrong with mutterica
>>532795684Shows you how shit American chocolate is if they're mad desperate to get their hands on fucking nestle shit tier chocolate of all things.
>>532796518This, eat a Hershey's bar and tell me you don't taste acid.
>>532795684Let's be fair that truck is probably filled with explosives and they're planning to do false flags in multiple American cities
>>532795684Assuming Hershey chocolate is worth $15 a pound, 12 tons is something like $360,000.
>>532797667So, fucking POCKET CHANGE.
>>532796104Not nestle chocolate.
>>532795684>Nestle truck StolenThis whole thing Sounds like bullshit viral marketing by NESTLE. What would you do with the stolen chocolate and why hasn't stolen lot codes been posted to prevent sale
>>532796518This was in Europe, we get actual chocolate while you get the corn syrup
>>532795684No, but cheap advertisement opportunities like this are.
>>532795684Was this picture taken from the helicopter that was escorting it?
>>532797940Sure, but that security detail is also not very expensive in the scheme of things.
>>532796104nice one fatty
>>532795684américan chocolate is shit, even compared to nestlé low grade shit.
>>532798287Depends on the scale.One truck?100 trucks?500 trucks?
kitkats used to taste so good in the past. now the chocolate tastes like cheap synthetic slop. you can really taste how they cheaped out on every single ingredient so that schlomo could make an extra buck. on the bright side at least you stop eating that slop.
>>532795684>Is chocolate really that important to Americans?yes.
>>532796518>>532796705Same energy as the idiots believing American cheese is plastic, which (((conveniently))) stopped circulating once that little Chinese boy did a youtube video on why the myth is fucking retarded.
>>532795684euro problems>they steal our chocolatechink problems>the mandatory LEDs on my window won't let me sleep
>>532796705They are basically a humiliation ritual masquerading as a continent.
>>532796518That’s why it tastes better. euroniggers eat moldy cheese
>>532798780This one is true though, American chocolate is disgusting.
>>532796518So does le gourmet cheesiano italiano from Europe you whiny fag turns out lots of naturally occuring chemicals end up lots of places.
>>532798780No, we just don't shot on the ambulance.
>>532795684That single truck has more worth than the lower half of America combined. So yes, yes it is that important.The lower half of America are on semi-permanent welfare and COST money to live.
>>532798534>>532798868>>532798897>>532798974American chocolate is made of plastic
>>532795684>what is PRwhy not use an unmarked truck
>>532795684>12 tonsProbably eaten by a single fatmerican
>>532796518Get some of this up ya baps
>>532799767I'm not defending Hershey's chocolate you dumb nigger, but the real concern is all the seed oils, sugar substitutes, the insignificant cocoa content, and the glycol derivatives that are used in place of cocoa butter to make it a waxy plasticky piece of shit, not a somewhat commonly occuring natural byproduct of dairy preparations. Focusing on a catchy meme like le chemical that's in LE VOMIT and not any of the actual bad ingredients is exactly the kind of dumb shit that makes Americans look like retards.
>>532795684>he think there's chocolate inside
>>532795684SHORTAGESARECOMING
>>532796104Only if got high % of cocoa (90/100%).Milk chocolate is just sugar
>>532795684What region was the truck stolen? My money is on there being a bunker nearby
>>532795684KitKat glows
>>532795684>NestleProtecting its weapon-grade turboslop, lest it gets distributed haphazardly and raises suspicion.
>>532798534Ghirardelli is excellent --made in California. I actually prefer it over European stuff. Chocolove is also an excellent chocolate based in Colorado.
>>532795684It’s the lifeblood of niggers, sold by jews. I like seeing kikes have to afford security like this. America should never be safe for jews and their nigger-tier products.
>>532795684The guy with the crane truck did it, broke in through the roof.
>>532798144holy shit life in yurpooria.You're so poor you're stealing food lmao
>>532795684Cia mafia organized crime, the destination from the last American shipment stolen from California was new jersey and it was held temporarily in a warehouse secretly, so yeah it's cia mafia organized crime stealing these shipments, rhe same people who stole tucker carlsons zyn shipment and the same people burning down egg farms and stealing shipments of eggs from mecico, it's the wef antifa working for the cia to drive up the cist of everything moving it into the blackmarket
>>532802851Mexico *
>>532795684We are currently dealing with chocolate shortages, so the real stuff is becoming very expensive in some parts of the world, most people, specially Burgers have never tasted real chocolate but a blend of chocolate with cocoa butter, canola oil and sugar to create most of their chocolate based products, that's probably why they have now to hire a PMC with air support to escort their highly valuable and saw after KitKat bars which is pretty fucking hilarious and a "Only in Murica" type of shit.Anyways, I prefer to believe that the 12 ton KitKat heist was a coverup of a secret CIA operation to perpetrate a false flag terrorist attack that will send the US right into another forever war in the Middle East and Nestle is part of the operation, nobody will suspect of a KitKat truck until is too late.
>>532796104Almost every chocolate in Canada contains onions
>>532795684I just get those Mexican nutty caramels whenever my spicette fwb comes over to gargle on my semen.
But this happened in Europe, just like all the Nutella heists, the Cadbury heist, the Milka heist, and the Lindt heist, all of which have happened in the last decade.
>>532803343There was a previous KitKat heist in America prior to the one is Europe but they found the shipment before it made it's way to new jersey >>532802851
>>532795684Today I got a.free.chocolate at the point for free food for the homeless.And also some bagol.and a chocolate waffle.It was pretty cool;)
>>532803507where do they sell them?in their own network of small shops?
>>532799767So you think that vomit is plastic?
>>532795684>what is marketing
>>532795684No, but they are addicted to stupid PR stunts to relieve eight seconds of boredom.
>>532798144Another terrorist attack by hohols...
>>532796518There’s lots of shared chemicals among things like that which sound revolting at face value(to plebs who retained nothing from middle or high school introduction to organic science/chemistry), but are actually totally innocuous. In the case of Hershey’s, yes, there was much difficulty in replicating the flavor once early food and basic quality standards were put in place, amidst the transition from ungodly horrific unsanitary conditions in all large scale food production facilities(due to zero repercussions or impetus to improve) to fairly sanitary(or at least “no more contaminated than”) conditions, leading to replicable and consistent quality in food wherever/whenever bought.I believe it was the a chemical in spoiled lactose that they needed to replicate, which is something similar to a chemical in bile or stomach acid.
>>532806781At any rate, if you’re going to complain about US chocolate, why not complain about our lack of proper standards in regards to wax content, all in the name of cost reduction and improving storage/handling qualities for military and industrial use. Or our improper cocoa/cacao requirements, allowing for excessive cocoa butter use. Etc etc.
>>532795684>oy vey my investment >:(
>>532795684I hope someone road rages the chocolate motorcade for blocking the passing lane.
>>532798780>>532800237You're arguing with those same retards. Sad, but keep it up, otherwise public forums are filled with only the retards and newbs or youth would only be exposed to their retarded ideas unchallenged.
Have a break. Have a Kit Kat.
>>532795684you will believe any narrative the government tells youthere are child sex slaves in the back of that truck
