Why was California Rogan so much better than Texas rogan?
he has money and friends in high places now
>>532797373It seems theo really does hate the hews and probably lurks here on occasion
>>532797373Pretty fucking sick of hearing about Austin
>>532797373He was never good
>>532797373>10 years ofwoooah bro thatz crazy man!
>>532797602Yep and so are all the other comedians. Joe really left California because he couldn't eat at restaurants for like 8 months.
>>532797644Yeah, but he also wasn't this bad either.
>>532797602> DUDE i just LOVE the vibe here in Austin, man, it’s like sunshine, comedy, and primal human energy all mashed together—you should totally come over, we’ll hit the sauna, do some breathwork, maybe an ice bath if you can handle it, then head down to Barton Springs for a cold dip or paddleboard on Lady Bird Lake before it gets too packed, then crack open some whiskey and talk for three hours about elk meat, aliens, and how chimpanzees will rip your face off. and BRO we’ve GOTTA go downtown, hit the Comedy Mothership or wander down Rainey Street, the clubs are insane, absolute killers just MURDERING every night, then we grab some brisket at Franklin or Terry Black’s or maybe some wild game and just dial it in. i’ve been optimizing everything too—vitamin D, supplements, lifting, cold plunge—you can FEEL it, man, i’m fuckin JACKED, about to crush this elk steak and watch videos of grizzly bears fighting, it’s CRAZY dude, Austin is the future, just gotta deal with the traffic.
>>532797373Joe Rogan was the worst Man Show host. They need to bring back Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel, and make them feud with each other.
>>532797373>Why was California Rogan so much better than Texas rogan?He got the call from Tel Aviv
>>532798506>Jimmy Kimmelhow do you have a man show with an super feminized faggot?
>>532797373He's always been a gaslighting faggot meathead bootlicking manlet
so many bots itt
>>532797373Too much comedy normiefies your brain.The most giga normies I know all are addicted to comedy
>>532797373Rogan is such a faggot. Spends 15 years regularly bringing up the JFK assassination. Charlie Kirk gets a Zio bullet, he totally cucks as Candace Owens turns it into a global scandal and is now rivals his ratings. He doesn't bring up the Butler false flag much either because he's bought out by Ari Emanuel's mob and cozied up to Trump and glowies in 2024.
>>532797578Theo Von must have unseen connections. First time he was ever on JRE he defended David Duke and shared that he used to go to the same gym as Duke and frequently chat with him. Zero msm outlets called him out. He was on some MTV show too in the 90s. And he has royalty in his ancestry. He's definitely lurked here. Not really into his awshucksmang act, but he's doing his share. Would be great if he starts dabbing on Kushner, their meeting was also a lil sus
>>532797373Texas is a place of evil, corrosive to the mind and soul.
>>532797737He left because when your check is $200M paying taxes feels weirder psychologically even though it’s the same percentage. If you have any ability to reason you just kind of push past it. He couldn’t so he went to some shithole to pay a little less, and now he gets what he pays for. A shithole.
>>532797373Because creativity always flourishes in antagonistic environments, not places where everyone tells you how right you areSame goes for personal success btw
Why does everyone think this guy is funny
>>532797373Why does Joe change the subject every time Theo brings up Israel?
>>532801848Theo Von comes from some aristocratic polish family
>>532801957Very true. And texmex sucks.
being a right winger corrupts your soul
>>532802111Literally no one thinks he's funny. Everyone knows Joe from either Fear Factor, Podcast, or UFC.
>>532801957Texas seems fake, an artificial place that only exists for economic reasons, no actual soul or real community. Like in New England. A completely fake place that would vanish overnight if the oil and gas vanished.
>>532804180It hasn't had SVOL since it left Mexico.
>>532804180It wasn't always what you described. That fucking Judas goat cripple is finishing the job selling TX out though. We'll soon be so inundated with jeets not even the mexicans will want it back. Never trust a cripple.
>>532803226So it seems, so it seems.
Californian in jokes
>>532804180This is like all of America. I’ve lived in several other states and it’s the same fake vibe
>>532803253He's talking about Theo.Theo's actual stand-up is kinda shit-tier to be honest. He thrives in the podcast environment when he has other people to bounce off of.
>>532804912>This is like all of America.Only New England and a few other places seem organic. Ironically, California seems more organic than Texas.
I wonder how many listeners Joe lost with that episode
>>532801848theo was neighbors with david duke, they’re back yards lined up with eachother
>>532797644Fuck off my site kike..if I see your bitch ass scum on here again ill send missles to tel avib
>>532797373you mean pre and post Spotify...
>>532797373Texas is cursed
>>532798428Kek.
>>532805068It’s 1) because we don’t have the historical depth of the old world, lots of towns and cities didn’t even exist 100-150 years ago and 2) we are a soulless diverse melting pot with no shared culture or identity anymore. The only shared aspect of our culture is make money and consoooom
>>532798567You should've seen it back then. Jimmy did all kinds of sketches that would get him cancelled if anyone brought them up publicly in current year. There was one that was a Gilligan's Island parody where he was Gilligan and he went around raping all the women on the island. I remember he knocked Ginger out with a coconut before raping her.
>>532798428Austin used to be fun before all the red pilled California fags showed up with their culture war bullshit.
>>532805331Austin was always gay.
>>532797373He was always a snoozefest, no idea how so many people can listen to his podcasts. As far as "comedians" go I can only tolerate Nick Mullen and Tim Dillon.
>>532797373Texans have lower iq
>>532798428Sounds nice. I think I might consider moving to Austin.
Another notorious California vs. Texas rivalry. And this one is for California victory.
>>532797373>That’ll be $120 + tip
>>532804180Its a hispanic state full of fat circular spics larping as a white cowboy state.
>>532797373Rogan is good when he has a good guest but 80% of his shit is MMA monkeys
>>532797602>>532797737>>532798428you calicucks are so gay
>>532798428Kekhttps://voca.ro/1kQkInzNGBrz
>>532807834The MMA guest are some of his bests it's the comedians that kill the cast since they all suck joes balls.
>>532808051What the fuck do you know about the US, you live in a made up country?
>>532809111>111Based
>>532797373Rogan is like the archetype of high testosterone persistence, not intelligence. Some people would say he is lucky his life has gone where he just kind of fell into his first Hollywood gig but before that he was a Taikwondo national champion. All that manlet rage gave him the discipline to massively succeed in one thing, so other even better things followed from that. He was always on a collision course with the very same Epstein people, he just didn't know it. It's good at least he didn't let Lawrence Krauss that professor jew that tried to get Rogan to meet Epstein. Rogan is like a case study on how to succeed. He even sounds more intelligent these days because he has probably been exposed to more wisdom than any man alive today just from his ability to have conversations with almost any person in the world at his whim. It would be nice Joe if you stop inviting all these Epstein kikes and get people more interesting please.
>>532805569Did that darkie pull a knife?
>>532797373Did Theo call him out for being so soft on the kikes?I like Theo, even though he doesn't explicitly say like TKD he still subtly alludes to them.
>>532801605Have you ever even watched Charlie Kirk? He was the goodest goy ever. The only time he gets emotional is when Israel gets brought up. If he were alive today, he'd be out there selling this war every day.
>>532797373The most annoying thing about rogan is him gatekeeping the comedy community. He's not very funny himself but he made a comedy club that's become a cringefest with rogan overseeing who gets in or out of the scene.
>>532812858Yep unless you go the BET/Hood route you need Joe's approval as a white comedian in America
>>532812858Has Rogan ever stated anything about Queen Leonarda? She said one of his underlings banned her from the mothership, and she was questioning if he even knows that. I would assume that he probably does, but who knows, he's not exactly glued to a screen like the rest of us with all his fancy touch grass hobbies.
>>532797644digits. he had good convos with interesting people, but then he did the reality show and got handlers, maybe 2012 ish
better people in california like talent doesnt go to texas only h1b jeets.
>>532814249Who
>>532797373Rogan was always overrated but the main thing is that he's gotten very old. Nigga is pushing 60.
>>532797373Because he needs to be careful about the anti-semitism laws in Texas or he'l get arrested for being a bad goy.
>>532797373california>>>>>>>>>>>>texas
>>532797373>Why was California Rogan so much better than Texas rogan?better weed
>>532815990Leonarda Jonie. She does basically a full on /pol/ set, and she's good at itShe basically is just a woman that realized the times are now such that similarly to how blacks could always get away with the most taboo sets that a White man never could, a White woman now actually can. Jews fucking HATE her and try to get her banned everywhere but she's too popular now so fans collectivize themselves and create their own venues for her. She'll do crazy shit like if there's a black guy in the audience with a coal burner she will pretend to be the fetuses the woman in the audience has no doubt aborted like, >WHYYYY...MOMMMY?>IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLAAAAAACK?We always thought female comedians could never be funny. We didn't realize they were all jewesses talking about their vagina and their jewish 'toilet humor.' Her and Emily Youcis are great. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EKR1kZ0IkRA
>>532816924That's retarded but a great point, he needs to leave Texas if he wants his podcast to survive. Most people that left California usually return.
>>532818263A woman comedian who doesn't base her acts on vagina monologues. I never thought I'd see the day
>>532798428lmfao
That was prior to him becoming overtly political. Aka, he sold out. Now he's stuck with a base made up of magacultists so he has to pander to them or else he'll lose viewers.That's why he'll give the most timid criticism of Drumph whenever it comes up even though it's obvious he's trying to beat around the bush.
>>532818263That sounds cringe as fuck, bro. Women need to understand they were not blessed with a funny bone.
>>532797437Well I have friends in LOW places,Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues ....Yeah I'll be ok.
>The few legitmate experts Joe still has on has to sit there and listen to him ask retarded questions to a chatbot and read out the answersIt's just sad at this point
>>532797602Austin was the most anti corporate, anti type a place you could imagine.Like Portland but with good musicAnd he just fucking ruined it
>>532822133Lol
>>532802457Why do people act as if theo said anything new or profound? Doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed
>>532818263thanks for the recommendation
