Xerox announces voluntary reduction in force to employees. Employees nominate themselves, and others :), for voluntary reduction and receive up to 6 weeks severance. This after firing their CEO for the stock dropping from 8.00 to 1.50 the last year. The CEO did receive their bonus compensation. Steven Brandowazck. Screenshots below.
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>>532810418>Workforce reduction self nomination>Quit so we don't have to fire youI HATE CORPO SPEAKAHHHHHH
>>532810418>the workforce reduction>self nomination programLMAO LOL
>>532810418the list looks like they're just targeting middle management rolesalso if any anon ever gets one of these they should take it right away. you definitely want to get out of the company and be first to get into a new one before they bring the hammer down
>>532810418answer that teams ping nigger
>>532810418learn what the fucking print screen button does you ignoramus
What in the actual fuck does Xerox do anymore?
>>532811056God id love this especially if they gave me a payout. Unfortunately my industry is having a mini boom because of tariffs.
>>532811101corpo computers are so locked down you would never get the file off it
oh noooooooooooo people got fired from their useless jobs that provide nothing to anyone everdon't worry there will be a job for you very soon, you don't even have to send CV or anything, you're gonna learn a lot of actually useful skills and provide something for yourself, your country and your family, you won't be depressed anymore, it's gonna be great
>>532811377the people they're targeting are too old for service. when shit like this happens they want to cut as many 40-50 year olds as possible (they're no longer as productive) and keep their young fresh blood unless they're worthless retards that can't / won't learn.
>>532810418>Reverse image search brings up nothing>Looking up "Xerox workforce self nomination" brings up nothingThis is either fake or first being reported on right here
>>532810912They're likely eligible for severance and COBRA. The first "Voluntary" batch gets the most, and everyone else basically gets jack shit after that. It's really not a bad idea if you are fairly capable at job hunting
They aren’t publicly announcing it. Looks to be a screenshot from an employee’s computer.
>>532812087>COBRA>Just pay 100% of the unsubsidized cost while your unemployed broCobra is a cruel joke
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Xerox is not exactly a litmus test for the entire US economy you retarded sperg
>>532815416this, also Xerox having just bought Lexmark probably has alot to do with it toothey may just be trying to merge the 2 businesses and are finding there's alot of duplicate roles
>>532810418>Voluntarily quit>Get 6 weeks of pay (if they even bother) and spend 3-12+ months looking for a new jobOr >Get fired >Eligible for unemployment, potential for wrongful firing lawsuit >Get 3-6 months of unemployment depending on your state >Spend 3-12+ months looking for a new jobCEOs and HR cunts are retards. >>532812087You get unemployment and COBRA if you get laid off too.
its just like the driver choice program ups is in the middle of to get rid of delivery drivers with a $150k pay out
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>>532816009Someone call her and ask for battletoads
Or contact the big guy himself
>>532816009>Ferrari
>>532810418That feel when I work in Fortune 60 company and it's such shitshow that it might as well be from my own.
>>532810418incipit meter
> This after firing their CEO for the stock dropping from 8.00 to 1.50 the last year. The CEO did receive their bonus compensation. Steven Brandowazck.Has the new CEO condemned Hamas though? https://www.news.xerox.com/news/a-letter-from-steve-bandrowczak-on-the-hamas-attack
>>532817615but has he kissed the wall?
>>532817615I suspect he is Jewish
>>532810418>6 weeks severancewhat the fucking hell
>>532810694How has nobody responded to you yet. fpbp. This just proves most jobs are just h1b visa poopjeets.
>>532815788It's a great way to get rid of your most qualified people since those guys are the ones with jobs already lined up and would love to get some bonus pay out of the whole thing
>>532810418>bro just volunteer to be fired broThe absolute state of american corporate wagies. I unironically hope an average US corpo-rat has better days ahead because this is just orwellian lmao.
>>532818287read the fine print, all applications will be reviewed by managementthey wont let anyone good leave
>>532810418>>532810694>except indiansThey don't know how to fight.
>>532816009I bet she gives mediocre unenthusiastic head>t. had a relatioship with HR cunt
>>532810418my job did this around covid, many people took it, got 1 years pay and the will NOT be allowed to work here again....until they found out some of the people were essential and they didnt train anyone so they got a years pay then hired back on again after a couple months. I should of took it too or at least inquire about it heavily to see if they get scared.
>>532818699this, always always take the dealyou want to seem like you're eager to leave and are confident that you can either find a new job or retire early.you don't want to seem like you're desperate to stay and like you won't ever find a new job ever again.
Xerox, or a division of Xerox, got paid $200,000,000 , to create a fare system for Philadelphia’s public transit agency, Septa, called the Septa Key Card. The product that was delivered was a poorly designed, poorly functional piece of shit. The actual cards issued for fare use had RFID technology that would die a couple years before the actual card’s expiration date. The scanners used on busses could scan the week signals from the cards. Multiple riders could not be paid for with the same card. There were a bunch of other issues. It took about a decade gor the problems to get fixed, to make a functioning product, by which point, Septa had already announced they would eventually replace the system with something else. Part of the point of Septa hiring Xerox, was that Septa would own the product, and be able to sell the Key card system to other transit agencies, which of course never happened. Supposedly Xerox had too much work on their hands for the contract and subcontracted the work out to a third party.
>>532818699This kinda thing is a sure sign you should immediately start shopping around and networking for a new position. Even if you are not really interesting in moving on, the corporation has its own priorities and you are not privy to the reality of the why. So you could be looking at multiple waves of layoffs, and its a major sign you won't be getting any bonus's or raises no matter your performance. So by the time they figure it all out, it'll be a couple years down the line.So while you've a steady check, walk out the door. You are under no obligation to them ultimately, and if you do find a new place AND you get a severance for nothing, great deal.Or you can stick around and see when you end up training your jeet replacement and get nothing and a sudden firing on a friday without notice. Just consider this your notice.
>>532816120Aint that the nigga how boils milk n shiieet
>>532810418>scamming printer companies finally getting bitJust fucking make a useable product that doesn't induce aneurysms that encourage people to trash their printer and go to the library instead when they need a page printed.
>>532819231>subcontracted the work out to a third party.
>>532819297Since about 2020 the company has gone through multiple layoffs every year. They have no idea who does what and we’ve lost people who were the only ones trained on certain systems.
>>532819297>>532819838I been there the 2nd longest in my dept, called a genius by my boss. Since covid i had responsibilities taken away, less access to print servers, etc.. i sometimes go weeks without seeing/talking to my supervisor let alone our boss, i sit for hours on my phone before a ticket comes in to replace a monitor then I get praised like I invented free energy, then back to sitting down. I don't get raises, don't get written up, don't get yelled at, nothing happens, i go to work then go home with maybe a new mouse or "fix" their excel problem. its weird but hey free easy money
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>>532810418damni thought this had something to do with ai replacing people.turns out xerox is just shit
>>532815252Is there a benefit to this program? Like a UBI component? If so it may be wise to sign.
>>532818335If you think Europe is better then you are either very young or very naive.Corpo hellscapes have methods to fire anybody in less than a week while keeping complete compliance with employment laws.
>>532816219Ferrari is a common profession originated surname (it translates into iron worker), basically the equivalent of Smith
>>532815252>jc DentonLmao. I see you’re a gentleman of refined taste, like myself. Thanks for sharing, anon.
>>532811377Not sure how they do things in Pollackistan, but part of the point of creating excess bounty with the "non bullshit" jobs, is to allow all the branches and leaves and fruit of the economic tree to expand out as they please. They have the right to experiment and perform jobs that you label "useless jobs that provide nothing to anyone ever."If your economy can support bullshit jobs, that's a sign it's thriving so well you can afford to experiment.If all your economy can support is basic agriculture, fracking, mining, fishing, etc. then you might be thriving, but you're still stunted.It's a blessing to live in a world where there's so much excess gluttony of labor and resources that people can perform bullshit experimental jobs, even if they end up failing.So yes, you're right to say its a useless job after-the-fact, but maybe you're potentially jealous that we have the resources to throw into such frivolous endeavors without it completely tanking our economy.If you have gainful employment yourself, why chastise others who are simply trying to find work to survive? Maybe the people working the "useless" job were using it as a stop-gap - a cork to plug a leaky hole in their boat so they could stabilize their life and find something more rewarding. This automatic attitude that people who work those bullshit jobs are worthless people and should die or whatever is absolutely retarded. Yeah it's funny sometimes, but I get the feeling some of you niggers actually believe that.
>>532819376kek lmao
>>532810418As styxenhammer put it: All this corpospeak just means you're getting shitcanned
