Thoughts about Norway
>>532819448Nice Knives... oh wait, that's finland. uh... It was a race to see who would invade them first, the Germans or the UK. Other than that, I guess I don't think about Norway at all. Wife is going there this year if Trump doesn't fuck up the world and start a war with Denmark.
norwegian women prefer to date indian men. i have 3 norway girlfriends and they love it when i lick their white boobs and kiss their pussies. norway men are delivery boy cucks.
>>532819591Do you like covert communism?
>>532819448muslim shithole
>>532819448Very rich, beautiful women and handsome men, intelligent yet humble. All other countries should basically just try to be Norway.
>>532819448still too many brown people, but pretty chill
>>532819448Fjordjews
>>532820095if it was a bunch of white jews the country would already be bombed to death.
>>532819448Stole our fucking oil
>>532819448I don't like the pope.
>>532820594should have treated us better and we wouldn't have left you xD
TRVE KVLT
>>532819448Its pretty good
>>532819448A shithole. Corrupt government, filled the the brim with niggers and muslims.Terrible weather except from 2 weeks during summer.Wealthy as fuck, but doesn't use the money to improve society.Not in the EU, but is still the first to kneel down and accept whatever they demand, no questions asked.I live here, which brings down the quality of life for everyone by a signifficant factor.The people are all cheering our downfall.I love what we used to be. I am deeply ashamed, and depressed about what we are.There is nothing good left. Nothing worth protecting. Nothing at all.
>>532820594And you took my fucking sand. Fair deal.
I hate it
>>532819448Ubermsench. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBQBG5nZ-lc
>>532820741> I live here, which brings down the quality of life for everyone by a signifficant factor.
>>532819448you made a thread about moving to Norway yesterday.>Rent is quite high if you're single>You won't get a job without Norwegian, unless you work for a foreign company OR you work in the oil industry and they couldn't fight a local to fill in>Making friends is almost impossible, no one cares about foreignersgood luck
>>532819448that cross is drunk for some reason
>>532820095your closest city has more Muslims than that
>>532819448>norwaymostly snow niggers kek
>>532820935>couldn't fightI might have dementia
>>532820935>no one cares about foreignersnobody cares about you gypsies begging in the street over there.
>>532819591>Wife is going there this yearUh oh.
>>532819448Chill guys.
>>532821058why are you hiding behind a memeflag shitskin? ashamed? lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbfAfGhOUQA&list=PLnOSH5j1sQh-fsU47kzcB3K6IXLwnu3Fx&index=3
>>532820741>There is nothing good left. Nothing worth protecting. Nothing at all.We have Durex.
>>532820741>I live here, which brings down the quality of life for everyone by a signifficant factor.don't forget about me.we could stop giving away so much monys to other countries and pay our local schools and get better roads, but no; we have so much monys yet we let elementary schools shut down because we need more shitskins and ukrainians.
>>532819448We're a people of nature, not of culture. Very practical minded, but people are pretty dense and lack understanding. They don't understand we're getting erradicated at a record pace by the browns, the vaccines and the globalists. This country is lost.
>>532821058It's true though, penetrating Norwegian social circles as an outsider is next to impossible, we stop making friends quite early for some reason.
>>532821198I just didn't take it, hehe.
>>532819448You guys drink so much because there's nothing to do. Not going to lie though, it's not really in your culture to waste your time on entertaining yourself, since you all think about work so damn much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_ZQrOPRvAQ&list=PLnOSH5j1sQh-fsU47kzcB3K6IXLwnu3Fx&index=6
>>532821319You're thinking of krauts.
>>532821286Doesn't help when all the fertile women did.
>>532821198>by the brownsyou mean your own golem whites who are willing slaves to white jews.
>>532821350Sadly, I'm certain I'm not :^/
>>532819448Bunch of commie faggots that love shitskin muslims.
>>532821369Pff, those old bags, who gives a shit. No one under 24 took it.
>>532819448seem ok, although following along with the standard EU faggot rules, quality of life is nice so they need to punish themselves by introducing more third worlders to fuck their own shit up like a bunch of retards owned by Jews.
>>532819448Ingen bryr seg om dem.
>>532819448I have watched three Norwegian films: Troll Hunter, Troll, Troll 2.Therefore my impression of Norway is that of a country where everyone is running from trolls in warmer seasons and skiing away from them in winter.I personally prefer a calmer and more relaxed environment.
>>532820741Spoiled norwegians online are always such a laugh. You have no idea just how good you have it. The literal definition of "grass is always greener on the other side". If you dislike it so much, feel free to emigrate.
>>532821614Trolls are just a mythological allegory for jews. Big noses, swarthy, kinky black hair... come on.
>>532821614Those are not good representations of us. Watch "Fjols til fjells" instead,
>>532821668this tbqh. bitching Norwegians are ignorant. so glad i was born here over any other country on earth, it's not perfect, but it's pretty damn good.
>>532819448The one country in the entire world that knows how to manage their oil right.They have the exact same production per capita than Saudi Arabia, but the Saudis let a few families steal all of it and waste most of it while Norway uses it to make the entire population rich.
>>532821385I go by Heat rules when it comes to jobs, I don't have a job I'm unwilling to run off on in 30 seconds if I spot corpo faggotry or management having an episode.Literally turned down a offshore Nepo job because of it, yes I turned down 8k a month after tax and I'll fucking do it again.I learned from the vax madness, I'll stick to my labour job thank you very much.Niggers better know you can always fall back to neeting and dealing in this country and still do pretty well for yourself.Yes I straight up told my boss this on my first day.
>>532821668Complaining over norway is a time honored and venerable Norwegian tradition, you must have Danish admixture.
>>532821668Flytte til hvor da? Er det bedre her, enn andre steder? Ja. Men det er bare siden hele Europa er gal. Det som gjør at jeg hater Norge så mye, er fordi jeg er gammel nok til å huske hvordan det var.
>Beautiful nature>Actual mountains instead of this hellish peninsula we live in>State literally has dubai tier wealth>Norwegians bought Teslas back in like 2015Norway is that smart, cute, annoying little brother everyone loves. At least we managed to curse them with our potato as a last effort out of spite. A language almost as bad as our that even the swedes hate it. I don't know how bad the immigration is but>small>homogenous>white>RICHnorway is like denmark but roided up on money
>>532821833Bare klag du, er lov det. Ikke hør på jantebrigaden.
>>532821704>swarthy, kinky black hairsure has black mans hair huh?
It's alright hereMajor cities are liberal, multicultural hellholes, like everywhere else, but the countryside is super chill
>>532819448Second to Sweden in the number of cucks and fags it has
>>532821846>I don't know how bad the immigration is butBad enough. Not Sweden/UK/US tier by any means, but not good either.
I love NAV
>>532821824It's totally fine to bitch about things in Norway among fellow norwegians since all things are relative, but it makes no sense to call it a "shitty country" in an international context since so many countries are so much worse. It just comes across as extremely spoiled and naive.It's not even about nationalism, it's just dumb.>>532821833Okay, så du innrømmer at alle andre steder er verre. Hva er poenget med all sytingen da? At verden ikke er så flott som du hadde håpet? Vi må leve med den verden vi har, ikke den oppi huet ditt.Tipper du ikke er en dag over 30 og bare er nostalgisk for tenårene dine. Veldig vanlig situasjon.
>>532821846>>homogenous>>whiteNeither of these are still true. You can literally travel to the most remote village, and the first person you see, is likely to be some shade of poo.And even when it comes to our wealth. It is wasted. In our wisdom, we decided to actually invest the money in our future, rather than waste it like arab oil retards. This idea was great. We are saving the money for our children, rather than selfishly use them on ourself.The problem, is that it's not our fucking children that will get them. It's the children of foreign parasites that has never done a single thing for our country, or people. It is the children of men that has not, nor have their ancestor, build anything in this country. It is our fathers that have built our nation out of wood and mountains, with their sweat and blood. But our inheritance are being giving to swine.
>>532819448Norweakians... From Norgay??
>>532822455>Don't complain about being stabbed, because another man got shot.
Makes brown people seethe
>>532822455>but it makes no sense to call it a "shitty country" in an international context since so many countries are so much worseYeah, I'm not really sure about that. I've been places where people still had things like large families and community and some fucking warmth in their cultural small town life and shit like that. I have to say those people seemed way, way, way happier and more content than the average grey, bleak poor fag I see walking to their soulless grind up here.And you can say "well just move to live with the fucking peruvians then"... but I'm a Norwegian and I don't fit in with peruvians, so no... I'm stuck here with you fags.Anyways, money isn't everything at least.
>>532822455Because Norway is superior to others does not mean to stop pushing for betterment.Norway has declined and pointing this out has nothing but benefits.Only people who profit from your silence are the faggots that enshittyfy it.
>>532819448Divided between two ethnic minorities like Isreal on steroids. Total collapse and civil war will break out in two weeks if we close the Svinesund bridge.
It's literally hell on earth. Don't come here.
most well known norwegian
>>532821809Get a job for the state or a minimally exploitative job from friends/family. Then you’re bringing value to yourself and others instead of signing a contract to be a slave for NorgesGruppen. If you want to.
>>532822957>Get a jobEw.
>>532820594You stole Faroe Islands, Iceland and Greenland.
>>532819448Dumb vassal retards
>>532823178we will poison their kartoffels or potato like we say it normally
>>532822956turbo neger!
>>532823178Liberated*
Norwegians are 'aite. Bit too happy about that Epstein fella though.
Lots of people don't know this, but Norway practiced eugenics until the 60s, even long after it was banned in most other countrieshttps://www.researchgate.net/publication/401443194_4_IQ_Testing_and_Sterilization_in_Norway_1930_to_1960
>>532822956sry, I'm not into gay porn
>>532819448They suffer from feminism just as any other Western cunt.
>>532819448communist
>>532822644>living in Norway is like being stabbedAre you even listening to yourself? Everything is relative. I wish I could fly and shoot laser beams out of my eyes, but I know that's not realistic so I'm not going to bitch about it. Compared to most nations, we have nothing to complain about.>>532822693There are places and families like that in Norway too. You simply choose to ignore them because that's not your experience and would rather long for this mythical greener grass on the other side of the fence. Even if you could perfectly integrate with Peruvian culture, you would probably find that it too has its share of problems, and you might even long back to Norway eventually. The key is to try to be content with what you have and make the best of it, instead of constantly thinking about this ideal fantasy scenario you wish could be real.Don't get me wrong, I get it. I'm not always content with life either. But I can still recognize that I'm extremely fortunate to be born here and not in like... Sudan or something.>>532822703On that I completely agree. But complaints should be constructive and not just demoralizing bitching. And it makes more sense in a discussion with fellow Norwegians, not when comparing ourselves to other countries.
>>532820741>>532821197Young norwegians males only care about sports and videogames. Universities are filled with women, gays and foreigners. Thete are entire departments with lota of foreignera.Older norwegians, especially those who travelled/achieved something in life/got out of their comfort zones, those are cool. But ypung norwegians they seems like boring Npcs, they all go to the gym and all go to ski and not much else.In the 1950s you still had a lot of sailora travelling the world, now they are all south east asians.You have the most single person households amd most frozen pizza consumption. Stop blaming Somalis, this is all your fault
>>532823412Good thing we imported enough sub 90IQ people to bring it back to balance. Eugenics is so bad, after all. Just imagine a world where dumb, sick and ugly people don't reproduce. How horrible.
>>532823515Yes. Everything is relative. And Norway is a shithole, relative to how we used to be.
>>532822756>Total collapse and civil war will break out in two weeks if we close the Svinesund bridge.i do my pillaging in Charlottenberg, check mate Sven!
Olso is plain and boring. Food is terrible. Fun forest raves in the summer. Love the premium economy trans Atlantic flights wish they would come back and fly direct from California. Autist like persona and only try to fuck once liquor is flowing leaving me to worry about a rape charge but I just hop on the aforementioned direct flight and escape.
>>532823567Spaghettibro here has a point
>>532823515>The key is to try to be content with what you have and make the best of itYour problem is that you're an eternal optimist. Is there anything any more annoying than an incorrigible optimist?
>>532822957God I miss our cows.Fucking government shut down every non factory farm to make us more dependant on imports from EU and Africa, niggers literally starving but theyd rather ship their stringy low quality shit meat to Europe instead of eating I guess.So much generational work down the drain.Oh well, will be fun hunting anyone left of Hitler should this shitshow fall in on itself.Nah I work at a nice cleaning plant, we clean sheets, towels and clothes.Low noise, no bad smells and good indoor climate.And I'm pretty sure my boss is a Nazi.
sux
>>532819448It would be based as fuck if not for the wet communists who run the country
>>532823586NorgesGruppen imported them. Why wouldn’t they?
>>532823567>You have the most single person households amd most frozen pizza consumption.Italibro... send help please.
Based country, but it´s time to take action once again.
>>532823567im eating frozen pizza right now
>>532819448This pedophile has some thoughts about Norway.Hopefully Norwegians will help him meet the bottom of the ocean.
>>532823829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIb-boiAnRM&list=RDpIb-boiAnRM
>>532820594As an ethnic norwegian I wish to be under danish rule again. I have an idea: We can be subject to your King, and we dethrown our own. You kick out all of the muslims and ooga booga nigger, we can do the manual labour (pick the kartofels etc). Win win.
>>532823657You used to be poorer but with more personality. You used to travel the world and enrich yourself by mingling with other people. Seafaring through the mediterranean, fucking bitches in every port and then going back to live a nice family life.Now if you are not drunk you are not able to have a nornal conversation. The deaire of autonomy and ibdependence is making you avoid any social contact.Dont mistake me, I like the country, you are cool and functioning but modernity is taking its toll. The end of communal life and the total isolation make people more opportunistic and sad. You can do better.Your women at least try to get out of it. Mette Marit is a desperate case but is also a symptom of aomething lacking in Norwegian social fabric
>>532823733That’s a lot of loser talk to me.
>>532822957that is a very clean barn
>>532819448I will move there, to Narvik
>>532819448I deserve a norwegian virgin wife. You wouldn’t even have a country without the germanic chads.
>>532819448Stunningly beautiful nature.
>>532823879Also that guy is a member of Høyre
>>532823989>You used to travel the world and enrich yourself by mingling with other people. Seafaring through the mediterranean, fucking bitches in every port and then going back to live a nice family life.Stop, you're fucking killing me, have some humanity.
>>532824058pretty far north, whatcha gonna do all the way up there?
>>532823989How did you become so thoroughly educated about Norway? How long did you live here?
>>532823989My uncle was one of those seafaring men. So was another of my uncles, but he died at sea. I am well aware of what we used to be. Which is what I hate what we are.
>>532824143Same with my uncle actually. I'm sure I have half cousins along many ports in south America without knowing
>>532824115Well obviously to fish, hehe
>Frist brexit happnes and UK oil and gas get cut off>then russian oil and gas gets cut off>now middle-eastern oil and gas are getting bombed and cut off Huh, what a series of lucky ((((coincidences)))) for Norway...
>>532823870https://youtu.be/G--1pEF3SKo
>>532823515Screaming into the void and see what sticks is the /pol/ way.If the guy you replied to earlier is born before 89 I understand him perfectly.We went from every household having a assault rifle in the home(no gunlockers no nothing) to not even trusting citizens with semi auto rifles for hunting, apparently the quick follow up mercy shot no longer applies.Shit shotguns wasn't even warranted registration before 05.Also, anyone want easy access to unregistered firearms just lurk around dying old guys theres thousands of pre 05 shotguns waiting in gun collections all over the country, visit old folks homes, they are more racist than you and will give them freely to anyone young who show the right amount of hatred to nonwhites.
>>532824314hush, we don't talk about that
>>532824143>Which is what I hate what we are.which is what? Some of the healthiest people in the world? You don't know how good we have it. People across the world would kill to live here. Go sail the sea if that's what matters to you.
Norwegians stink, are disgusting and infested witb paeasites because they only eat fish like stupid apes.
>>532819448A land where everyone is millionare....but the state holding their money.
>>532824314Delete this now finnchod dalit
>>532824393>You don't know how good we have it. People across the world would kill to live here.>Go sail the sea if that's what matters to you.
idk about seafaring my family are farmers and lived in the same town since recorded Norwegian history.
>>53282434786. So not that old. But old enough to have witnessed some of the good days.
>>532824125I have worked there for some years and still visit for work. I think you have the same problems as many european cou tries but on top of that there is the nordic extreme independence culture.Still, you retain a healthy social life in sports and music. Not everything is bad but you cam improve, you need some kind of shock/social movement, like the one Hans Jægers and Munch were part of. Black metal was something like that in part, and still influence people worldwide>>532824143Sorry to hear, but yeah, the older norwegians i talked to amd worked with tell me "where are young norwegians males?" They dont understand
>>532823657Some things are worse, some things are better. Look to the future, not the past.>>532823712I'm not though, I'm just a realist. Believe me, I'm very frustrated at a great many things too. I just don't think Norway is in a particularly bad spot as a nation.>>532823989Maybe 15 years ago, I spoke with some 70-year olds at the gym. They were former Norwegian sailors who did exactly what you're describing. It was fascinating to hear their tales of adventure. That being said, I don't think that life would be for me. It's important not to romanticize the past too much. After all, we can no longer verify or compare it.How would you rate Italy as a country nowadays? Better or worse than Norway? (Genuinely curious. I visited a few years ago and I liked it, even it was a bit noisy for me.)
>>53282434781.
>>532824469Looks like I hit a nerve. You know it's true.
>>532824347>they are more racist than you and will give them freely to anyone young who show the right amount of hatred to nonwhites.What constitutes as a non-white in Norway? Do Slavs and Meds count?
>>532824393Nobody wants to live in your frozen windy shithole you retard.
>>532824532>I just don't think Norway is in a particularly bad spot as a nation.Well, I do. What are you going to do about it? Want to get drunk and fight over it?
>>532824585No I don't.
>>532824663That's what I hope people think. I don't want more people coming here.
>>532824314>>532824368>>532824418Kek, we've been best friends since forever. You need Finnish big balls to defend your new empire. I propose a new federal state similar to Switzerland and there would be an end to all the horrors (for us),
>>532824393>People across the world would kill to live here. And that's the fucking problem, isn't it?I don't want them here. I want to be able to go bathing in the lake, without having some half-apes blasting their nigger music loud enough for everyone to hear.I would rather we lost all our wealth, so that shitskins would move out. I don't want to see them, hear them, smell them, or even think about them.
>>532824532Italy is a disfunctional countries, Norway is a functional country. Italy still has some social fabric that is being daily destroyed by digital life, like everuwhere. We are a dying country but atill, you can have a laugh at the supermarket or at the bar with someone saying some funny thing. This happens very rarely in Norway.But dont think I am that knowledgeable, I mostly know the biggest cities. I know the North is fun and has more commu ity life and is much different than Oslo or Bergen.My opinion is that young norwegians are a bit too much taking everything for granted. Euronymous was tape trading with all the world because he was bored basically, now videogames and social media remove that.Also snapchat is basically creating an army of conformist. It should be bannes
>>532824733>deluded retard doesnt realize hes living in a frozen hellhole.Kek lmfao.
>>532824733Except mexicans right?
>>532824646Count as non-white? Yes.
>>532824646Boomers all think you are the devil only Norwegian good ole boys and not the faggot kind of Norwegian boy.Fuckin Croat asking a Norwegian how to get guns? Tsk tsk YOU WHERE THE CHOSEN ONES stop selling your shit to swedes and stack them under the floorboards for a rainy day.Though your yugo AKs are objectively shit, never seen so much rust on a gun.They go for around 5k euros up here last I checked.
Useless swamp full of inbreeds product of countless hammering through centuries by hunns, mongols, magyars, ottomans, kikes, slavs, and still going strong ahahaha wonder why only 9 millions abominations live there, i mean just look at Halland ahahahaApproach with caution
>>532824772Exactly. And we are handing out citizenship like fucking candy. It's madness.
>>532824917Good morning saar, how is the village this fine morning?
>>532824665We'd probably get along just fine over a beer IRLIt's getting late, but it was nice conversing with my fellow norwaybros ITT :^) Stay cool
>>532824875Even if I have blonde hair and green eyes?
>>532819448Quite nice people, just cringe how they've still got mandatory military service for men only, a ban on brothels and free speech restrictions. Still one of the better euro countries
>>532824969You are doing it because no white people are moving into your frozen shitholes only desperate shitskins.
>>532825002Nighty night, doofus.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-t9-6VfNFs
>>532819448They’re like models. They sit there, look pretty and do nothing else. Pretty useless.
>>532825044>mandatory military service for men only
We suck big time. Don't come unless you're a millionaire
>>532825064Go on. Get it out of your system.
>>532825002no i hate that guy i’d kill him
>>532825114
gonna go to the local golf course tomorrow and hit some balls, then drive home and make fredagstaco, pretty comfy
>>532824772If niggers feel safe enough to swim at a rural lake and you are present my brother in Durek you are the problem.
>>532825138But its true. You dont realize how bad your climate because youre too numb, depresed and apathetic from the weather and SSRIs.
>>532825022Typically, when you guys say you have blonde hair. What you actually mean is that you are either light brown, or had blonde hair as a child, or teenager, but now it's almost black.Green are fine, but I bet they are speckled brown.
>>532819448>Thoughts about NorwayAn all white team, they will win the world cup.
>>532825261Maybe we're simply more badass than you sensitive little Lithuanians.
>>532825217>GolferOnly balls you will be hitting is the ones going into your mouth, faggot. Real nords do axe throws and fishing challenge, not some faggy anglo shit like golf
>>532825217I'm going running through the forest and screaming a bit. Then I'll get drunk and go pick up some slag before closing time.
>>532825261It's true, it's 40 minus here and polar bears around every corner.
>>532820655>>532820594>>532820330When are we kicking out all the kikes and shitskins? Kalmar Union 2.0 NAUUUUU!!! SIEG HEIL!
>>532825356They hear a whisper of racism they will lose on purpose.
>>532825374Being a numb complacent cattle is badass how? I seek to help my situation, meanwhile youre dead inside just the the dead lifeless nature in your frozen shithole.
>>532825516No no no... no more unions. Friends apart.
>>532825391my mom started golfing in her old age and i started as well to have something relatively fun to do with her. gotta treasure the old folks cause one day they'll be gone.
>>532823858>actionThey haven’t taken action since they mass converted to Christianity. Their whole warrior ethos and explorative conquering spirit died when they did. Now they just exist to look pretty while staring off into the void as their entire country and culture is raped to death.
>>532825261the state supplies me with amphetamine. next week i will be evaluated for 24/7 go-pills.
>>532825670Based attentin enjoyer.
Your forests are disgusting, there are only pines growing in your dead shithole, barelu any mushrooms or berries, the land is barely workable, its a dead shithole where youre onle supposes yo get the shits and parasites from overeating fish.
>>532825670I don't mind degens tweaking up a bit now and then, but you don't want to be on that shit 24/7 ffs. Have you seen old tweakers, it's like the fountain of aging.
>>532825594Ah yes, lets treasure the people who pulled up the ladder so we can't buy property, burned the bridges so we can't get jobs, and basically cursed us to clean their soggy brown asses as they lie in elderly homes while we can't even get a job without 10+ years of education and 5+ years of practical training!Maybe your granny is different, but i'm not gonna defend them as a whole with what they gave us.
>>532825533Nordic nature is insanely bootiful 8 months of the year. Winters are to long, but if you live innawoods and have sauna and jacuzzi (like me) you just bring a few frens and have a good time.All Norwegians are extremely wealthy. I doubt a single one of them dont have luxuries like that, unless they are minimalistic. I have visited every single Nordic country and I felt at home. Also, kikes are not human.
>>532825670Yeah youre only good at dopamine addiction you pathetic beta cuck losers.
>>532825670They will put you on aduvanz first, wait 6 months and say they lose effect around 3pm and they will give you attentin but make sure you say you don't feel any effect until they put you on the 70mg aduvanz since that's the maximum they can give or they will simply up the dosage.
>>532825516close the borders and make current shitskins cultural brothers and sisters so they start hating immigration as well. they'll muddy the gene pool for a while, but it'll sort itself out. white skin and blue eyes is an evolutionary trait.
>>532825709>>532825899Top fucking kek, everyone is a tweaker in this thread. My gods...
>>532820741t. Count Grishnakh
>>532825899I take 30mg Elvanse a day and I’m about to take one more later in the day. The low dose is just fine.
>>532825873Your nature is disgusting and DEAD. Barely any birds, only ugly pine trees, no oak trees, its all boring and dead beyond belief. This guy did a favor cleaning out you cattle.
>>532825998>>532825949>>532825899>>532825709first time i hear about any of this shit, is this a regional thing?
>>532826069It's zoomers. The kikes get them hooked on meth in school.
>>532825949All you kids are pill tweakers. I got my amphetamines from quite illicit sources as god intended back in the day.
>>532826109ah, yeah i'm an 85'er, guess that's why
>>532825591An arab would be way more fitting then a nigger.
>>532826164What are you doing with your life brother? It's self-harm, you understand that right?
>>532825832yeah, definitely kill your parents and grandparents and then yourself too.kikes really aren't the problem and haven't been traced every single fucking time to tens or hundreds of thousands of things on this site before it became a kike shithole filled with bots and low iq facebook faggot fucking spineless cunts like you
>>532825516>Sieg heilSå du mener at vi nordmenn må "blanda up" med lavere raser som tyskerne framfor å være rene? Aldri glem lebensborn.We will not be mutted or replaced, and anyone who worships hitlers muttification program is an enemey of our people.
>>532825998If your endgame isn't attentin I don't know what to say, better than the street shit, no comedowns as long as you drink plenty of water and eat a few slices of bread.>>532825949Last time I went out on alcohol alone I went to prison for 6 months.Fermented shit water is the only way we socialize in this country anonsen, not a fan of being around drunk people but I have to if I want the poon.
>>532826165i hope you bois get this shit under control, fucking politicians let in too many.>>532826226preiker du om? ikke jeg som tweaker her...
>>532826318Kek yeah, disregard that, I thought it was sarcasm from one of the tweakers.
>>532826313Based norwegian telling it like it is.
>>532826314>Fermented shit water is the only way we socialize in this country anonsen, not a fan of being around drunk people but I have to if I want the poon.As the Gods intended.
>>532826289Why don't YOU kill yourself so you ancestors won't feel as much shame taking you in, fucking shitskin? Don't pretend to know white issues when you're genetically closer to niggers in Africa than us. Then again, your desire to see whites dead does fit with your shitskin genes Al Hernandez.
>>532826226Nigger I'm fully employed with 3 houses what are YOU doing with your life? Sounds like you got problems focusing anonsen, 70mg aduvanz and start your day at 5am might do you good once in a while.
>>532826503Oh shit, the tweaker is coping... who gives a shit about your imaginary three houses when you're burning the candle at both ends and will look 70 when you are 30.
>>532826067I've been in Lithuania, its extremely similar fucking nature you dumb kike-nigger
>>532819448I honestly cannot tell it apart from the Netherlands.
>>532819448Based for cucking Sweden and Finland out from the Arctic oil.
>>532826608>doesnt know a difference between a pine and a leaf tree.Neck yourself already depressed low IQ subhuman.
>>532819448Smaller but better Sweden.
>>532826638who let these canned fish munching yodelers have two countries instead of one?
>>532826067I live in the middle of the southern country. Almost every fucking tree here is a leaf tree.
>>532826638More somalis, less moroccans.
>>532826565You're the one imagining things, amphetamines are not methamphetamines.Are you even Norwegian? We are one of the few countries where druggos still prefer old fashioned speed.And hashish too, all the other countries except Denmark it's all weed weed weed.Don't do that faggot shit anymore, just dexamphetamines peptides, test and deca(separate kurer).
>>532826067You will never be Norwegian
>>532826067>Slav celebrating white killings"Why don't they trust us??"
>>532819448Nice people. Great allies. Lovely country. <3
>>532826819i willfully ignore the different flavors of fecaloid
>>532826846>Are you even Norwegian?Yes, but I tend to avoid tweakers because tweakers are annoying as fuck. Only heroinists are more annoying.
>>532826876AUF kiddies are trash beyond saving, good riddance.
>>532826906Well, about the same then.
>>532823567>>532823989Went to Italy with my buddies a couple years ago. Visited major cities, I banged the tightest italian girl in Rome who was the daughter of some famous movie maker in Italy, after getting wasted on happy hour and vodka redbulls on a bar to bar tour. One of my buddies woke up on the street the day after.As a norwegian I have had no issue traveling and fucking bitches in every port and I can't relate to your descriptions, except our enjoyment of alcohol.
>>532826781>>532826608Why are our trees the most beautiful of 2026 and yours not even a single one was nominated? Its because you live in a dead shithole and cut all the nice trees for IKEA.
>>532823567The Norwegian people are cattle. We love our power structures. We do as we’re told by whoever happens to be in charge. We were ruled by Sweden or Denmark on or off for centuries. We live under a goyslop regime just like everyone else in the west and we therefor follow as they tell us. Simple as. Only way to help a Norwegian is to control him
>>532827096Now show me your dead useless trees.
>>532826988They may have been poisoned youth, but your kind is the worse kind of poison, a kind of poison that actually fully developed. I will look forward to seeing your head bashed in on liveleak like the subhuman beast you are. When you weep your toxic tears begging for mercy, i will remember the kids your kind killed before your skull splatter across the camera. And i will smile, knowing another cancer cell to the nordics have been cleared out.
>>532827212Fucking based.
>>532826781>>532827096Some heavy duty arboreal banter going on itt.
>>532819840Benchod basterd bitch!
>>532826964Nah I don't think you avoid everyone with a add/adhd in this country unless you are a shit in.Statistically impossible.You know how niggers where kept in line in the north?Nigerians tried setting up shop in Finnmark about 10 years ago selling weed from their house.Every other day some roided up local criminal kicked in the door, accused them of selling to a little sister or daughter and robbed them until they left.You see it was the tweakers and roiders and overall druggos that made a Nigerian gang leave town, not the cops.You enjoy your stiff upper lip shit, I'll stay in white trash county where us low lives can police our communities in peace.
>>532827408I said I tend to... of course I can't avoid all you tweakers, as you say you're everywhere today. That doesn't change the fact that you're annoying as fuck, and that your coping is only exceeded by heroinists... I stand by my statement.
>>532827212Like this cunts skull?>Ablooo ablooo my hecking white traitors we must VOOOOT
>>532822682you managed to show everything except for boobs. are you gay?
>>532827408If youre so rich, why did you not give my brother a cigarete when he tired to bum one?
>>532819840>when i lick their white boobs and kiss their pussies.it's the other way around dikshit rapejeet you're supposed to kiss the boobs and lick the pussy
>>532827525Lo and behold: The subhuman let slip his mask as it cheers the killing of white children.La meg gjette, russer eller araber?
>>532827580Not only did I bum him a smoke we let his daughter work on the farm as punishment when she held party in his home as he was in Norway working.
>>532827532Found the seething brown lol
>>532825122Yes or did you guys change that recently?
>>532827087WHAT ABOUT YOUR IN STORE GROCERY PRICES? ARE THEY THE SAME?
>>532827408You sound like a fucking loser
>>532819448i always thought that norway has the coolest flag
>>532819448Norway today exists solely to give a handful of people (almost all exclusively and conveniently top members of the worker's party) whatever they want when it comes to money.Fat yearly salaries? CheckExtreme amounts to embezzle and invest in whatever you want? CheckFree rides on lolita express to chill with ya guy Eppie? CheckSplurge huge amounts on useless and stupid prestige projects both in Norway and abroad, solely to impress the similarly retarded elite of Brussels? CheckAll of this paid hand over fist by the taxpayer and enforced by a police force that gives up on 99,9% of all cases as they don't want to be racist and they need the suspect to be a white male who writes a confession.Also talking about how much they wish to save the planet for future generations, but then destroy wild nature so they can build windmills on every square mile.Nuke this shithole, there's nothing redeeming anymore.
>>532819448None
>>532827704Compared to Canada, sure...
Very similar to USA yet uses USA as a scapegoat. Both countries benefit from the geographic advantages and are war profiteers but I bet your ass, norway will always be the sanctimonious one.
>>532827634Nordnorsk dobbel arisk mann uten sympati for parasitter og barna deres.Funke ikke å trekke rase inn når du e en forræder til din rase.
>>532827714Honestly it's not that cool. I find the Danish and Swedish flag more aesthetical. Though i just don't like the cross design in the first place. I think half and half like Poles look better flag wise.
>>532827797kinda true
>>532827710Because?
>>532827797The US and Norway aren't very similar countries at all, I've lived in the US it's way different.
>>532827797Well, to date we have still not started a war.
>>532827854>NordnorskSå slaver og/eller same. Aka undermennesker som hater oss. Ikke sjokkert.
>>532819448would move there
>>532827797Fuck those high horse riding creepy out of touch vampires. Theyre the weird inbred cousin of the white family.
>>532827969Did some Norwegian tourist fuck your mom or something?
>>532828084No my brother said youre weird as fuck.
>>532828159Is your brother that dude that plays the accordion outside Rema 1000?
>>532827854>Jeg er ikke Norsk.Ok when can I extract your eyes?
I always thought Norway was the best country to live. I think the countryside still is decent but now I think Denmark is the best Nordic country to live.
>>532828187I think those are romanians, but frankly i can't tell the difference in their flags, is all yellow and gay as fuck
>>532819448inbred mongoloids who found some oil which in turn made us even more docile. i hate this place and everyone around me.
>>532828159Your brother must be fun at parties
>>532828187No hes a 40 year old friendly shizo who likes to meet and talk to new people. You were the most creepy and unfriendly in the world to him.
>>532827960Kem e oss? AUF som jobber aktivt med morpartiet for å erstatte oss med innvandrere?Æ forstår ikke har IQen dåkkers falt så grovt at du anser en som aktivt motarbeider på det groveste som " en av oss"?
>>532819448Like Arabia, only relevant because of the oil they have.
>>532828323Yeah, schizos have a bit of a tough time in Norway, that's true.
>>532828323
>>532828359Hold kjeft.
>>532828359Å drive å tøffe seg med breivik er jo bare tull da, Ante... skrulleopplegget hans hjalp jo ikke noe som helst. Ikke at jeg bryr meg om edgelordismen din, bare sier...
>>532827858personal preferences i suppose. i think norway has the just right amount of complexity and simplicity. something like a polish flag i find boring, some tricolors like germany or france look kinda ugly. sweden/denmark are nice, but theres something missing and this third color addition to your flag just hits the spot i think.
>>532828359Så nå er du trøndersk plutselig... MERKELIG!Normalt hadde jeg antatt at du er mossad, men ikke engang de er så dålig på å holde en "story", så jepp, helt klart en NRA agent.
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>>532828442Youre too basic bitch so to speak, absolutely no individualism or orginality, self-centered and self absorbed focused on dopamine instead of seratonin.
>>532828542Halla.
>>532828221Denmark is flat mini Norway with cheap beer and strange accents. That's pretty much the difference.
>>532828487Du sitter i en båt med 10 stykker, 2 begynner og klore hull i skroget med en kniv, en kar tar kniven ifra dem og dreper dem og han er den onde?Lukter rødt her gitt.
I was there as a tourist when I was 15, that was almost 20 years agoI loved the landscapes, food was ok cause I love grilled fish, 24 hours of sunlight was weird but cool, the girls were hot. Also they have some nice metal bands
>>532828616Jeg vil heller stikke ut øynene dine og forlate deg
>>532828323Nobody is going to talk to a 40 year old lithuanian schizo lmao
>>532828323i'm sorry your brother met some shitty nords anon, we can be a bit unapproachable
>>532828518Fra 2011-2015 før Trump sa han skulle stille opp til valget va det mest apolitiske Norge noen sinne har vært.D va en god tid.Nu e rødraddisen enda værre æ støtte fan 10 Breivika tell;)
>>532828719Everyone talks to him in Spain, Chech republic, Germany except you pathetic cattle.
>>532828793Good. I'm proud of my fellow countrymen for ignoring your loser of a brother
>>532828616Helt utrolig, du later som om du er en av oss, samtlidlig som du fantaserer om et drapsscenario om å drepe hvite folk for å redde... "ditt folk"... Helst skal dem være unger, ikke sant?
>>532828719Your vibe is just that of goycattle and real human being cant ever connect with you.
>>532828584Stronger against rapefugees right?
>>532828788Pfff... skrælingene har jo flommet inn uten stopp og i økende takt siden 90 tallet.
>>532826313>framfor å være rene
>>532828885Seems like a effective way to keep you belters away at least
>>532819448Worked with some Norwegian SOF dudes in Iraq. You'd never know. Picture Mike Vining but beards and knit sweaters (was january-February). Awesome as fuck dudes but that's my only experience with Norwegians.
>>532828931Yes I do keep away from loser goycattle like you just like everyone with over 100 IQ.
>>532819448Norway Uber alles
I turned a norwegian girl from a lefty to a righty and she is still fucking with me.
>>532828904Norway has less brown immigration than Denmark, yes.
>>532828961I LOVE IT
>>532828700Jepp fordi du e en av de 2 som klorer hull i båten.Du e en antihvit kommunist å du bryr deg bare om hvite forrædere.Enhver nasjonalist du ser har du lyst å stikke øya ut på fordi dem kjøper ikke at du e kjærring fordi du valse rundt i mammas kjole å gneller om rasisme og homofobi.Trur ikke du hadde klart å stikke ut øya på meg, trur æ hadde knekt håndleddan dine som d va salt sticks lenge før d buddyboi;)
>>532828909Og denne nordmannen er blandt de styggeste av oss, og han har pult alle jentene du engang kan drømme om å ha sex med...There's a term for your kind isn't there? "Cuck" i believe it was?
>>532829022Yet here you are shitting up the thread with your leaf tree fetish
>>532829174>>532829138Reported for non english :) hope you inbreds get a 3day ban.
>>532819448Have fun paying 99% taxes.
>>532828961Must've been lucky. They're the least gay Norweakians I've ever heard of.
>>532829208Youre shit, you should hammer that into your head, goycattle. And im being unironic.
>>532829250Bist du überhaupt weiss?
>>532828286is it safe to buy things from gnomes?
>>532829234Oh the fucking irony. I'll see you in hell, expect its for humans, not slavniggers
Somewhere in Lithuania is one man’s quest to let Norwegians know how inferior their trees and birds are.
>>532828876E fan så rart å diskutere d her fordi du vise at du forstår konseptet forræderi men du klare helt ikke connecte at å la dem leve lar dem bare fucked opp landet mer, ka tapte vi på utøya? Ikke en damn shit, møtte flere av de AUF medlemmene på fest i Salangen i 2010 kan si med sikkerhet vi tapte ingenting på den øya.
>>532829022based lithuanion tree patriot anon
>>532829375I think it's sort of sweet.
>>532829362But youre a goycattle, not a human :) and im not slav btw. You pay so much for educstion but they dont teach you about eugenics, goycattle?
>>532829376Hold kjæften, forbanna blandingsunge, enten snakker du trøndersk eller nordlandsk, ikke denne kvalmende kombinasjonen du har. Lærte ikke IRA deg bedre??
>>532829419What the fuck did your trees and birds do to that poor man, Norgie
>>532829362Southern commie sperging at Slavs because they are the only ethnicity he's allowed to be racist against and spergs even more at dead traitors.Go dialate I have work in the morning.Sweet dreams.
>>532829534Its just creepy those ghouls think theyre cool enoigh to have their own thread. All nowgegian chats got reported, its english board retards.
>>532829375Our Oak tree's would give him a heart attack
>>532829480Trønder? Nordland? Du har aldri forlatt Oslo lille venn d e obvious.
>>532829603So that's it, you made a Lithuania thread and no one came?
>>532819448I'm not too happy about it, everything full stop is way too expensive, wages aren't growing, and our government is determined to keep people from making enough money to escape the daily grind, recently they approved a new EU fossil fuel tax designed to push the cost of co2 tax onto consumers except we already have that in norway, I've heard the swedes say "If anything is fun it is either illegal or extremely expensive in norway."
>>532819448I don't think about Norway. Generally I find Europeans to be arrogant, homosexual, and weak, then blame America for making them arrogant, homosexual, and weak.
I voted red
>>532829679Pol is current events board not a country where nothing is hapoening only cousin fucking board.
>>532829665there's a ghoulish witch in the picture
>>532829765How compelling, please face the wall.
>>532829670>>532829599Næh, lille Ivan later som han forstår norske dialekter!Her e de en klassike; Heng dæ sjøl, slaverhomoseFor innocent readers, his post proved he don't know the Norwegian language and think our dialects are all the same in writing (it's not)
>>532829765Who cares? Literally all our politicians are bought and paid for by the EU regardless of party.
>>532829854Må jo si samen baita deg godt da...
norway is dark, depressing, and full of muslims
>>532829941We should be happy about muslims, the dead inside ghoulish norwegian freaks are much worse than shitskins.
>>532819448Peak of human evolution , now mind your own business
>>532829854I'm from Finnmark, this retard thought I was from two completely different counties and have no mastery or knowledge of our dialects, he's a brown that gets particularly butthurt about commies who got killed by Breivik.Breivik is a good litmus test because all who sperg against him willfully act as if you are only a traitor if you kill commies.Not a traitor if you know subvert your country for globalist interests.
norwegian containment thread. make another
>>532830037Hehe, in 10 years people will remember how YOU baltslavs somehow eradicated us... Right?
Do it I report it as off topic and go to sleep.
>>532830195You lost Apuolė tranny.
>>532830141I det minste innrømmer du at du er russer, eller betalt av dem, that's huge progression on your part!
>>532830037Why should i care about what some butthurt russian thinks about me?
>>532830232I absolutely love how much we make you seethe.Never change
>>532830308You not caring is proving my point. Is there anything you care about, disgusting ghoul freak? Besides Greta bullshit.
>>532830382Yes, I care a lot about my car.
>>532830425I know you do, creepy wierdo. Stop pretending to have a soul you lizard.
>>532830382You will get your beloved muzzies when Mr Putler decides to recapture you, don't worry
>>532830490ok soviet rape baby.
>>532830526I enjoy killing russians and I enjoy pain and suffering. Meanwhile youre a souless human trash.
>>532830141I’m from Lillehammer. With love.
>>532830601>I enjoy pain and sufferingSheesh. Lighten up princess
this is a interesting thread. norway
>>532820741Spot on>>532821668>>532821775Twink tier attitude. Can't wait to leave this gay sinking ship and watch it go down from afar.
>>532830824Shut up subhuman and fuck off back to r/Norway.
>>532830305Dansk etternavn kvensk/finsk på morsiden du får 1/10 fordi du gjetta en halv riktig æ e spandabel.Nu smartass, kor brukte æ trøndersleng?
>>532830961>sjå hold brillan! sama på motorsykkel!
>>532829480>>532830961Somehow can't point out where u used Trønder dialect almost as if you are a filthy little brown with no knowledge outside of Oslo.Shame on the house of commies, truly a horrid night for the internationale.
>>532821903I wonder if the LeftTard with the very Jewish name (Ari Behn) offed himself because the ideology he had believed in and fought for kicked him right in the balls, replaced him as the retarded princess husband and father of her children, with a nigger... a bisexual US "shaman" no less. I can't help suspect literal faggotry has much of the blame for this whole mess.
>>532819448its not perfect but there are way worse places to be. Also the job situation is quite shit unless you are in Oslo.so that you know.
>>532829874You know, they’re really growing on me.
