We just need two more weeks and we can get Iran to stop
>>532831068Oh Joy
Y-you better stop it o-o-or I'll make another really long tweet!
>>532831068What the fuck is even happening
>>532831068There are reports...Implying he just fund out. Implying we all didnt know it was reality for a month now. Oh lets pretend and play...so boring...he's getting cringe.
>>532831068He didn't say please.
>>532831233you are collapsingsame thing happened in the ussr
>>532831233you elected a geriatric old man with dementia as president
>>532831068Legit question what was this war about again?
>>532831068>T-THEY BETTER HECKIN STOP OR ELSEmiggers if you aren't killing yourselves now out of embarrassment hats off to you lmao
>>532831233your country is in the process of being rugpulled one last time
Has Trump been tested for rabies?
>>532831214>t-t-troon c-c-copeis that why iran agreed to the ceasefire?because of tweets? lol
Lets be real. The Pool is CLOSED. Even if they let 10 ships through it's still way too little. Markets will still get fucked
>>532831371>y-you're totally losing bro i saw it on xwattergood stuff, lil bro
>>532831068pay the toll LMAO
>>532831068He sounds like a fucking Karen complaining about the neighbours kids playing outside his house.
>>532831233The fruits of an unchecked jewish elite
Is the pool closed?
>>532831419Trump didn't do shit and won't do shit. Nigger.
>>532831068What happens if they don't stop?
>>532831359I think it was…uhh….wait a minute….good question what the fuck
>>532831361ceasefire status?missile launches into israel status?capitulating to the threat of total annihilation status?
>>532831068Or what?
>>532831068This old jew faggot is pretending he only learned about it now. Hahahaha.
>>532831068I checked and it's real.
>>532831359Israel told their Golem, Trump, that if he murdered Iran's leadership, the Mossad would take control of the Iranian government. The exact opposite happened. Seems the Kurds took the weapons Trump asked them to pass on to the Mossad stooges, and the Mossad stooges were massacredAnd the Iranian people were super pissed that Trump not only massacred their leaders illegally, not only targeted children for murder, but violated the right of ambassadors
>>532831507>ceasefires after being threatenedlmaookay, lil bro.
If they don't stop right now he will write another strongly worded Truth Social post!
>>532831580didja read all that on xwatter?
>>532831233You know how /pol/ is always wishing for a collapse of the system?Well it's getting it. It just never knew what real collapse looks like.
>>532831509more posts calling them out about it duh. Trump can do nothing to stop them.
>>532831233Why do I have to constantly answer this question? Iran won't obey the jews, so they're being crushed. But Iran is being cute thinking they can spend another 40 years disobeying and threatening sandnigger hijinx. So it's not looking good for them. Say goodbye to the "Aryans" (lmao) before it's too late.
>>532831419Iran didn't agree to shit. They gave 10 conditions to end the war. Trump accepted. Israel violated it. Hostilies resume. Take your stupid Trump lies and go back to red it.
>>532831584He replaced the ayatollah with.... the ayatollahLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>532831233>What the fuck is even happeningTrump's thoughts on most moments of every day
>>532831509We'll see 200 more threads about it within the next 24 hours.
>>532831359to kill muslims
>>532831549consequences will never be the same
>>532831359The iranians throw gays off of buildings or something.
>>532831419>is that why iran agreed to the ceasefire?Nah. Iran agreed because they got everything they could possibly want out of that ceasefire that Trump reportedly agreed to. Iran now rules the Hormuz strait, they're replenishing missiles via Russia and they can still bomb Israel with impunity.Meanwhile, the US got:
>>532831668>Iran didn't agree to shitis that why they stopped chimping out, lil bro?>They gave 10 conditions to end the War.>Trump acceptedhe didn't accept them though. >Israel violated itand iran was all like "s-stop it or else" and didn't respond with an attack. lmao>Hostilities resumeis that what you call iran escorting boats through the strait?hostilities? lmao
>>532831068Else what? More TACO? LOL
>>532831744>reportedlyxwatter isn't a source, lil bro.
>>532831547>>532831584Pool’s still closed you coping faggot Lmao
>>532831068What do these Epstein class arseholes want from us? What is all this performance for? We get i already, they're evil and they're crazy. No one cares anymore.
>>532831727>throw gays off of buildingsno they don't. they make them cut their dicks off and put on pretty women's clothing and they marry them.
>>532831419why was the US the one to propose a ceasefire and why are they demanding nato join a war that’s already over?
>>532831068Europe would be so fucked without America’s oil exports.
>>532831359To restore Iran back to where it was before the Ayatollahs seized power. Trump has nostalgia for the 70s.
Trump's red line.
>>532831975it's not though.>Lmaoindeed.
>>532831068WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT OF ALL OF THIS
>>532832144Thank you, Ching Chong. I'll never forget you.
Trump akshually did everything he accused Obama of doing.
NEW POST
>>532832001That's what the President said, dikshit.
>>532831068donnie is going to start blasting ships in the strait. too funny.
>>532831068Has he only just realized that his 'ceasefire' doesn't actually exist?The strait has been closed this entire time it has never reopened at all. Today Iran has been letting 15 tankers a day through while charging 2 million per tanker... Before the war it was around 200 tankers per day passing through the strait. All of this means oil is still rising.Someone should show Trump the actual marine traffic map since it's clear he doesn't have a clue what's going on.https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.1/centery:25.8/zoom:8
>>532831233If Iran doesn't disagree to the plan Israel didn't propose then we're going to open the Strait they didn't close with their destroyed military.
>>532832320>It's not a premature victory>We won and fake news doesn't like that>Also strait's still closedEven more incoherent than usual from him
>>532831068This is such a fucking shitshow lmao. I can't believe my country elected this bumbling moron.
This is why I sold all my investments and sat in cash.This nigger can sit on the toilet and write some nonsense post on his phone that fucks everything up.
>>532832739I’m hoping retards pump the market the rest of the week so i can sell everything I’m still in the green on and do the same
>>532832678>my country
>>532831068They're dangling Vance out there as bait.
>>532831233Bibi told Trump to fuck off and started killing again, now Trump is mad because Irán is defending itself again instead of letting Israel run wild
>>532831307Usa is in a far better position than nz...
>>532833003not really, those rich cunts would never let their bug out zone collapse, its why our oil reserves keep getting refilled despite the crisis.they can just out bid everyone else in the region for shipments.
>>532832320>open the strait>we don't use the strait europe should open it>i don't care about the strait>open the fuckin' straight you bastards praise allah>it makes no difference to me either wayis... is he okay bros?
>>532831068>signs agreement where Iran can put a fee on US tankers>WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE ACTUALLY PUTTING FEES ON U.S. TANKERS???
Donald here. You do realize our wonderfully powerful Vice President Vance is going to vaporize the Sand Niggers Saturday as I blast the dams North of Tehran, nuke Kharg Island and drop bombs all over Sand Nigger Kingdom. Sand Niggers are so stupid, just think getting their brains blown out by JD and the boys. Glorious.
Better stop or the gloves are really coming off
Trump civilization ending, ultimate tomato expected soon!
I'd just like to remind everyone in this thread that all of you are exceptionally brown and abysmally retarded.May God have mercy on your subhuman souls.
>>532831068We all actually voted for this fucking buffoon.
>>532833437>ultimate tomato
>>532833678smart people like us did not.
>>532831068Who tf is this guy and why does he think he controls the striats of Hormuz?Him and who's army?
>>532833678Speak for yourself. Some of us warned you about this fucking moron.
>>532831260Yeah, our elites are a bunch of incompetent idiots
>>532831233Israel (well, your Amerimutt jews really but whatever) is playing you and your president like a violin.
>>532833917Not his own since he already surrendered basically lol
I guess its not just coal you pay the toll for.
>>532831068There's no way this is real? Right? They've been doing that for like 3 weeks, haven't they?
>>532831068anyone who still supports this guy is a massive fucking retard
>>532834736Why doesn't OP have a date timestamp?
>>532831068Nobody fears Supertaco....
>>532831233Downgrade to a regional power.
Gotta simply be Trump and friends pumping the market. There must be oscillations in the market to make money, and so he's creating oscillations.Also distracting the world while Israel invades and conquers Lebanon.
>>532831068Charging a toll was literally one of Iran's 15 points that Trump called an excellent foundation for negotiating a ceasefire
YOU BETTER STOP NOW OR YOU WILL GET ANOTHER DEADLINElmao fucking lolpig
>>532832984Trump has the choice between being loyal to Israel and going to prison or doing the right thing and avoiding it. Like all jew lovers, he'll do the wrong thing.
Why cant he not post for 1 day
>>532835865>implying the orange retard actually read the document
>>532831359Who the fuck do you think you are? Questioning this war is like questioning the Holocaust™.HEY GUYS WE GOT OURSELVES AN ANTISEMITE HERE!
>>532831233This is Trump's way of trying to justify the war and inevitable invasion of Iran.>Okay we made a ceasefire>HEY YOU'RE NOT HONORING THE DEAL>Now we have every single right to bomb and invade youMaybe sprinkle in a little bit of a false flag attack on American soil to blame the Iranians on while also being able to say that they effectively broke the ceasefire.It's all part of the plan.
>>532831359To open the strait
>>532831655Everyone wants to collapse the system but no one wants to live in a collapsed system.
>>532831233The record broke and now we're going to literally repeat the last 2 weeks until the rest of the machine cascades into violent failure, prepare and try to make friends however and wherever you are anon
>>532831068how come I'm seemingly more informed than the president of the greatest and most powerful nation on the planet?
>>532831068>They better not be and, if they are----Dammit, you're the President. You have people who should be able to tell you for sure if this is happening.
>>532836428you're not.xwatter's not a source, lil bro.
>>532831068It's amusing how he cynically mirrors the way his dumbass cultists speak.>THE SHOOTIN' STARTS
>>532836476Aren't you embarrassed?
>>532831068jesus christ he's beyond pathetic at this point
>>532831068he donke
>>532831359Epstein
>>532831847As a true oldfag, I avoid taking bait at all costs, but unfortunately miggers are so fucking retarded that I risk taking bait for the first time in over 18 years to tell you that you are a retard.
>>532831233>Friday is coming Better say some shit to scare the market!>Monday is comingAchskually I take it back, we're winning, we're all friends, prices goes downThis tale is getting old really fast
>>532831350>Demented geriatric:/>Demented geriatric, orange:o!
>>532831068>>532831233THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW
>>532836553Reporting for duty sir!!
>>532836619And the market keeps falling for it. One day though he's gonna say war is over and the prices are just gonna keep going up.
>>532836574
>>532831158that was definitely a nod to us, a wink if you will, he's telling us we're winning, trust the plan guys
>>532836476erm it's akshually from truth socialand if you are surprised by the fact that Iran is charging ships to pass the toll, or that it's millions, you shouldn't be here really I think
>>532836512Pajeets don't have any dignity.
>>532831068YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESDEAD IRANIAN TODDLER BLOOD IS BACK ON THE MENU, FELLOW BASED KIKEBROS!!!LET'S FUCKING GO TOTAL DESERT COON DEATH!
>>532831359Destroying Iranian WMDs
>>532831068The fuck drumpfy gon do?
>>532833120>bug out zone in one of the most seismically active regions on the planetAre elites retarded?
>>532836753>if you are surprisedi'm not surprised. i just know that the president has said that a tax won't be part of the deal.hopefully iran doesn't get too uppity. i'd hate for trump to annihilate them.
>>532837004yes.
>>532831068>better not be>doing so was in his own fucking tweets a few days ago
>>532831233The Biden dementia only they didn't take the orange niggers phone away
>>532831359Trump fists babies on camera, Bibis career and freedom is dead as soon as his country has peace, a match made in hell
>>532831068I have orange nigger fatigue
>>532831068war is back, but it'll be gone soon enoughall in all, it's a schrödinger war
>>532836386the difference is that unlike miggers most people have enough history or media literacy to conclude that a collapse is like, actually bad
>>532831528Because Israel wants Iran handicapped so Israel can be the only regional power
>>532837627If we do collapse into something like the great depression you better believe all these billionaire tech bros are gonna be waiting to swoop in and cannibalize the corpse of our nation.
>>532831068he's running interference for israelso he can claim he resumed the war because iran charged a fee, which he knew they would, and not that iran resumed the war themselves because israel broke the ceasefire already.
>>532831233The chickenshit mafia is too chickenshit to face the mess they caused
>>532831068Tomorrow Friday he'll be screaming about opening the strait since markets closenew ultimatum will drop on weekend till Mondayit will get postponed till TuesdayTuesday he will TACO againI'd tell you to screencap this but you dont really need to that's the script for his market manipulation
>>532831655Oh it’s gonna be broooootal. Can’t wait.
>>532831068whoever wrote this script has lost the plotearlier seasons were at least believable, this is just drivel
>>532831419>is that why iran agreed to the ceasefire?they were unironically waiting for the delivery of chinese missiles kek.
>>532837749of course they will. and worse yet while it happens they will live out their insulated life at their Puerto Rican luxury beach front property pampered by indentured servitude natives. or else living it up in New Zealand or Thailand or whatever
>>532831068Yeah, there were "reports" of that weeks before this.Its honestly equal odds that he's just slow-walking his own personal narrative to manipulate markets, OR he's just this uninformed about his own war...The stupidity and corruption have become indistinguishable.
>>532831068Pathetic
>>532832320he gets cringier by the day, piling up lies upon lies in such nonsensical fashion truly is a pathetic display to witnessI just pity him and his ultrafragile ego at this point, it's cruel to not hospitalize him.
why doesn't the rest of the world just gang up on both iran and israel so we never have to deal with the middle east ever again? if both of these country were wiped out it would be the start the most peaceful era of history.
>>532838618>gang up on both iran and israelWhy Iran? Just Israel.
>>532838778jewish terrorism and muslim terrorism are equally bad
This only ends if every jew globally is pogrommed.
>>532831233NOTHING
>>532831655two more weeks
>>532831233Nigga I don’t even know anymore. I’m on my way for a job interview I don’t even give a fuck anymore
>>532831068>tariffs for thee, but not for me
>>532831371> one last timeI admit retardedness. Why exactly do you think next time will be the last? If we go by past events he's going to rugpull them for months
>>532837004They must anticipate some way to control it
>>532831233its unironically over, man
>>532831068NUKE THE MIDDLE EAST. I AM WILLING TO SACRIFICE ISRAEL IF THIS MEANS WE WIPE OUT EVERY ARAB
bump
>>532831233nigga needs to make time until friday so the market closes and he doesnt know how. So friday he will go World War 3, and monday the best deal ever, some people say the best deal they ever seen in history.
