The pizza chain describes the new sauce as "creamy and zesty with a hint of Parmesan." A look at the ingredients shows that it's a mayo-based sauce with buttermilk, Asiago, Parmesan, tomato paste, and seasonings. https://ir.dominos.com/news-releases/news-release-details/dominos-celebrates-new-signature-sauce-exclusive-access
Domino's sausage is gross
>>532834175I make my own pizza its too expensive
>>532834175>"Dipping" a slice of pizza Armageddon never looked so good...
>>532834175Dominos is söybean oil goyslop and now their commercials are nigger coded with black hands and a nigger voiceover speaking in ebonics. Not even a year ago it was a white woman Shan’t be eating
What? No pineapple in the sauce? Vafanculo.
>>532834175>mayo-based sauceSo seed oil sauce?
>>532834249yea that square shit is fucking nasty
>>532834345mayo + some hot sauce and you dip some 'za in the 'auce and life's ok for a little while
Imagine eating this disgusting goyslop instead of nutritious whole food.
When the fuck did astroturfing become so blatant and on /pol/ of all places? I mean, they hit the right target audience, and it does appeal to me... but fuck, can we have any place with organic human-to-human conversations anymore?
>>532834323Try using cheaper ingredients then...Substitute piss for water, dandruff for flour, diarrhea for tomato sauce and snot for cheese...Or just give up already, kys and become a lampshade... Your call...
>>532834175GOYSLOP SAUCE
>>532834425Because this is America where we have democracy and get to have our cake and eat it too, we have the option for non-sneed oil mayo. I go with the avocado one usually.
>>532834175In my original timeline people did not dip their pizzas. It just wasn't a thing.
>>532834425>I fell for the sneed oil maymay
>>532834492Have a length of rope lying around bub?...
>>532834175This isnt political
>>532834175>dominoesnot a fan. i was 10 points away on the app from a free medium pizza and all of it was revoked because i decided to take a short break from ordering. i was planning on ordering more again but now it just doesn’t sit right, these sorts of anti-customer policies really do more harm to themselves in the long run. there’s plenty of other fast food out there that i can spend my hard-earned dollar on, many of which win out in both taste and value
>>532834508mayo is good for you just avoid the søybean shit
>>532834572>dips pizza in an oil-water emulsion>calls it flavour
>>532834175Mayonnaise is disgusting
>>532834607No my cat would probably eat me and then she'd get a tummy ache and I would hate that for her.
>>532834175why would you dip pizza what's wrong with you
>>532834414>Dominos is söybean oil goyslop>now their commercials are nigger coded with black hands and a nigger voiceover speaking in ebonicsSo that's why our niggers keep getting gayer and gayer....
>>532834175buy a damn ad, dominos
>>532834175>and seasonings
>>532834668dominos slice sauce zesty
>>532834175>creamy and zestyit's cum is it ?
>>532834534If you were a literate native English speaker you would understand that the context of that colloquially-written sentence implies that anon makes his own pizza because buying pizza is too expensive. He did not mean that he tried making pizza and it was too expensive. Take your memeflag off and post hand, Mr Pedrojeet Ngubu.
>>532834572This anon is right. If you want your breasts to grow big and strong you need to start eating more sneed oils asap!
>>532834175if they really want a viral hit, call it Goy Sauce
>>532834175>you slop it down goyim
>>532834821That's called ketchup
>>532834175>mayo and ketchupYea that's "fancy" sauce, not too bad on fish sticks, on pizza it would make me throw up.
I feel bad for Dominos, in a weird way. It's peak goyslop and they try so hard with every sort of marketing gimmick they can think of. Weren't they paying people to eat their food at one point? I feel like, in my almost 45 years, I've only eaten it a small number of times. Chain pizza is so damn inferior to local pizzerias if you don't live west of Pittsburgh, so I guess I can see why most people eat this kind of shit... but living anywhere from Pittsburgh to the East Coast, you can find so many excellent pizza places that just severely mog the shit out of these chain restaurants. I feel bad for Americans who don't have a decent local pizza establishment near them. I lived out in California for a decade and a half and had to gaslight myself into thinking their pizza was serviceable, but it's absolute trash, too. Every fag in California and the flyover midwest is just miserable for having such garbage-tier food options, especially with pizza.
>>532834175Pizza on the west coast is trash. So I just get a slice from Costco a couple times a year.
>>532834640>Slightly carbonize the flesh of a diseased animal that shits on itself>call it flavorAnything can sound simple and unappealing if you type it out like a pretentious faggot.
>>532834175shiiii i havent heard of this
>>532834175Sounds about right provided they use a quality mayonnaise and don't use too much of it. Cream would be preferable to buttermilk but the mouth-stuffing slobs they call customers wouldn't know the difference anyway.
>>532834175>creamy and zesty with a hint of ParmesanBasically described a party with Don Lemon/Diddy.
>>532834175>"creamy and zesty with a hint of Parmesan." A look at the ingredients shows that it's a mayo-based sauce with buttermilk, Asiago, Parmesan, tomato paste, and seasonings.that sounds good, i hope we get it in Spain, though i haven't been to dominos in ages, but papa john's regular pizza lately looks more and more like a tiny pizza for one person, so i'll probably be back
>>532834992>Slightly carbonize the flesh of a diseased animal that shits on itselfWhen did Domino's start rolling out grilled pajeets?!
>>532834323Leave your pizza on the counter and watch it from inside your oven.
>>532834175I don't order pizza because the risk of dealing with pojeets in the process is way too high.
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