I can't be the only one who's new to this timeline, right? I imagine some of you came here with me as well... this is the timeline where we averted a nuclear crisis that popped off two days ago. The whole board was in a panic and there were countdowns to Trump wiping out an entire civilization... and now it feels like none of that ever happened. Nobody is talking about it; it's just business as usual. Well, I directed my conscious here, as I'm sure a few of you did as well -- knowingly or not. Now we've got Doritos commercials that everyone remembers but were never popular in this dimension. Someone in my family also died on the day that we shifted, too, so he obviously can't exist in this new timeline. I wonder what fresh hells (or heavens?) might await us here. One thing about these jumps is that I've gotten pretty good at noticing them now; I've been conscious of what's going on for the past 18 years since an event that took place in 2008. One thing I noticed, though, and wanted to get some insight on, is why there's always super heavy chemtrail spraying immediately following these shifts? Is it to seal the new dimension so your soul can't escape or something? Anyways, let's talk about it.
>One thing I noticed, though, and wanted to get some insight on, is why there's always super heavy chemtrail spraying immediately following these shiftsYour mom's vag stench is a cosmic horror that exists across the multi-verse.
>>532835831goatse has gotten a lot more advanced over the years, huh
>>532835831>The whole board was in a panic and there were countdowns to Trump wiping out an entire civilization... and now it feels like none of that ever happened. Nobody is talking about it; it's just business as usual.That happened, but nothing happened because of it. You don't talk about things that didn't happen. Especially because >omg Trump tweeted something! happens everyday.
>>532835831>18 years since an event that took place in 2008Lmao, you had me going until I did the math and realized you are trying to pretend it is 2026.
>>532835831CERN started shifting timelines in 2012 or 2013. Since then, the world has become increasingly chaotic and disturbed, and people have seemed off.On Tuesday, April 6, the timeline shifted again at around 5:00 p.m. CST (Central Standard Time).
>>532839608*Monday
>>532838534first they tried convincing us it was 2018, then a few months later that it's 2026
>>532841343Everything since Y2K is a lie.
Gcp dot has been broken 20+ hours . Fuck you all I hope you all die this month
>>532835831I wish there was an anime that got time travel right. Steins;Gate is fun but that's not how things work at all. The most accurate portrayal I've seen was 2004's Primer. Maybe someday they'll make an anime version with cute girls instead.
>>532835831Bibi is dead where I come from, what's his status here?
Frankie Muniz is a racecar driver now so I def shifted timelines recentlyIn my universe it was always Berenstain, yet I remember the cornucopia. That disappeared when I was young tho. I had interactions regarding both at a young age.Anyone on my frequency?
>>532835831>The whole board was in a panic and there were countdowns to Trump wiping out an entire civilization... and now it feels like none of that ever happened.Let me sit you down for a second. This happens literally every week. Every week some great "happening" is about to "happen" that raises our cortisol in exchange for loosh farming. Then nothing happens and we all move on.
>>532842929Dead but no one knows it because he was replaced by a robot programmed to make decisions leading to the end of Israel.
Things been real weird since they unmasked banksy
>>532835831>Trump wiping out an entire civilizationThere is no universe where Trump isn't a pussy bitch. He was never going to do anything but seethe on X
>>532841811Yeah
when you post a fake pic your post is shit
>>532835831It's business as usual around here because Trump talking shit and then folding is business as usual. Even he's not so stupid as to start launching nukes because his kike overlords demand it.
>>532835831Yea, that's my fault, sorry. I can't die. Every time something happens that should kill me the timeline shifts so that I am still alive. My bad, bro. Didn't mean to startle you or anything.
