I heard Daniel Boone once shot an entire family of wild bears using only his cock and balls, a specific ammo for the old flintlock musket; Using large amounts of powder and many small musket balls instead of a normal amounts of both, one could effectively turn an old flintlock musket into a large caliber shotgun.Using this ammunition and his cock and balls, Daniel Boone, the hero of Kentucky, once shot an entire family of grizzly bears, making the nearby Indian women smell the event and instantly cream themselves while the US army colonel nearby ate his own hat at the shame and vowed that his kind would mistreat many great American heroes and frontiersmen even driving the country down to civil war if need be to stop being the laughingstock of any decent man in these United States of America.The rodents, birds, deer and the other, lesser animals all paid their respects to Boone upon seeing his visage after this event for they wished to be hides and food for such an American hero. Women threw themselves at the churches he was nearby, boys chased after his rifle shots as any boy who saw him had at least one descendant that was himself an American hero, it is rumored the ancestors of generals Patton, Pershing, MacArthur, Stonewall Jackson and Chuck Norris among many others saw the man on his adventures. Europoors would vaporize upon contact with his belongings. New Yorker bankers would get 2nd degree burns just by setting foot upon his childhood ranch. Some of the boulders nearby have been said to be shaped by him, so that later generations can sit comfortably on the ball prints he left and admire the landscape I declare this man and Hugh Glass to be honorary turkmen, Fuck greeks and fuck niggers. Good day.
