https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2026/04/09/mcdonalds-ceo-blames-mom-viral-burger-bite/89535181007/
>>532842085No duh. Only ARCH males can eat the arch burger
>>532842085you don't even have to pull that hard and the skinsuit just pulls right off to reveal a fucking reptilian android every single fucking time
>>532842085Mommy always cut my dinner into tiny pieces
>>532842085Starting to think it's all staged PR.
>>532842085He not man enough lol
>>532842085lelthat tiny, dainty little faggot nip at the burger is literally unacceptablewe americans take HUGE bites out of our hamburgers - if they're GOOD that is
>dumb ass makes it worseHow is this stupid asshole the CEO of anything? He doesn't deserve all that money he makes, he's a moron.
>>532842085Seriously, after seeing this picture of Buttigieg eating a Cinnabon or literally any jeet video his shit was mundane at best. I still wouldn't eat McGoySlop in a billion years.
I don't understand how any one can eat any thing from McDonald's.
>>532842085Imagine being CEO of one of the most major companies on Earth and your job is really stressful because you have to eat a hamburger but you didn't do it properly and it's translating into major monetary losses. This whole planet is so fucking stupid lol.
>>532842279Yeah a brilliant strategy to make his company lose value by looking like a dipshit who hates the food his billion dollar corporation shits onto American plates by the ton.
>>532842299He didn't even swallow that tiny bite, bet you anything he spat it out into a napkin
>>532842085Every white person has some deep seated psychological issue for why they can't eat ordinary foods.
>be me>ceo of McDonald’s super genius>mess up with small bite of burger>need a plan>make video on April first saying I’m a vegetarian>April fools! I love McDonalds and here’s me taking a normal size bite for the cameras.
>>532842393And instead of just owning up to it and properly redoing it he blames his elderly or dead mother lmao.What a worthless retard. I hope they fire him.
I'd question why that fucker couldnt even eat a small part of a burger his company makes
>>532842148True, they're good but the arch burger + large fries meal feels like a lot for me and I'm quite fat, though I manage to get it down anyway. I can't imagine someone at normal weight trying to finish all that.
>>532842085My non lesbian nan would send me to the butcher shop her brother ran out of the alley out back whenever I wanted a tasty burger. Her secret ingredient was extra salt.
>>532842085he's a fag I wont even eat mcdonalds anymore after seeing how disgusted he was eating their food.
>>532842085>Gets tiny bite>Everyone buys the burger just to dunk on himEither genius or retard.
>>532842471These people are soulless narcissists and sociopaths who lack self-awareness. They assume their little fuck ups and inconsistencies and little charades are invisible to everyone, but they're not.
>>532842299>we americansnigger you are inmigrant garbage, you are not "americans" stupid angloid nigger scum
qrd? what does his mom have to do with it? no, i will not click on your datamining link
>>532842411Yet everyone is talking about it and everyone already knew McDonald's is shit.
>>532842567>[la cucaracha faintly plays in the distance]
>>532842085Im a big boy and i take big boy bites
>>532842085my mom said she was tired from work and that I should make my own damned steak and so i did
>>532842567wow you're really butthurtLOL
>>532842609>haw haw i was only pretending to be retarded and that means more people are buying burgersExcept they aren't, shitdonald's is losing marketshare by the day. Also their slop is too damn expensive to be worth it to a shitload of people.
is the arch burger any good compared to a bigmac or quarter pounder?
>>532842651LOL! see!THIS>>532842299
>>532842674fancy
>>532842085>me mumwhat is it with these fags
>>532842449I’ve seen white people demolish burgers. I’ve done it many times. White people love hamburgers. He took a tiny little bite of the “product” because he’s a wretched plutocrat who has never had a burger that cost less than $25, if that. It used to be common knowledge that people like him were so out of touch with common society that one of Hillary Clinton’s election soundbites is that she, “can drink beer.” These people think milk costs $8/gal - another sound bite that got buried between 2015 and now.God I hate being cattle. God I hate this gay ZOG world. God I hate being American.
also the "Big Arch Burger" was the most disgusting burger I've ever ate in my life and I'm not just saying that. Also it's almost impossible to eat. Almost impossible to even open your mouth big enough to take a bite out of that absolutely disgusting burger.
The real reason:https://youtu.be/LZobJar3zQ8(fast food is worse than you think)
>>532842085He's blaming the fact that his mother told him not to talk with his mouth full. THEN DON'T TALK WHILE YOU'RE EATING, DIPSHIT! You talk before taking the bite. You talk after taking the bite. But when you're eating, you eat the damn thing like it's not the most disgusting thing you've laid eyes on.
and then this fag throws his mom under the base after going viral for being a fag what a loser!
>>532842709McDonald’s hasn’t been tolerable since 2018, though my personal belief is that it lost the sauce when they got rid of the Angus Burger. That was my treat during college.
>>532842584She told him it was bad manners to talk with your mouth full. And since he couldn't swallow the food, he took a small bite so he could still talk and spit it out after.
>>532842777>777witnessedamericans inhale hamburgersit's out unofficial national foodif you take a tiny queer bite of a hamburger and retardedly decide to film yourself doing it, people are gonna laugh at youlike desu that's not fair to say about queerseven queers in america love a good hamburger, LOL
>>532842777Every time I go out to eat with anyone in Toronto its a fucking nightmare because everyone is either vegetarian, or gluten free, or has some kind of weird food allergy which is definately all in their head. None of these people would survive for two days in the wild.
>>532842681Prove that they are losing marketshare specifically because of this stunt.
>>532842709I like it. The fried onions are a nice touch, and I enjoy the sauce too, although it's sweeter and less tangy than Big Mac sauce, which some people might not care for. The patties are also much thicker and less sickly looking than the ones you get in a Big Mac.
still kinda wanna try the arch burger, anyone paid the $9? is it good? wife makes amazing big mac sauce at home so idk, probably not worth it
>>532842148There’s only room for one Big Arch in this town, and we’ve already chosen the Manning
>>532842502Yeah i straight up couldn't finish it with a large fries when it was here
>>532842674AI steaks won't fill your stomach, anon.
>>532842984242 billion market cap on February 27th 2026, IMMEDIATELY before that retarded video dropped, to 209 billion as of today
>>532842085i havnt eaten mcdonalds in like 3 or 4 years. i had it the other day because i thought the arch burger looked kinda good. it was meh. its basically a double 1/4 pounder big mac. the regular double 1/4 moggs it. Definately not worth 10 bucks thats for sure
>>532842085He did eat it, you schizos. Of course he wouldn’t take a huge bite all at once, that wouldn’t be polite, and he still had to talk right after. I’m not saying that crap isn’t unhealthy, but no one is going to die from eating a single burger. ffs
>>532843329Oh you mean a day before the war in Iran started?
>>532842681the slopshop is doing well
>>532842411lol lose value? It’s free advertising and viral marketing. Any publicity is good publicity. Zoom zooms spend $50 a day on door dashing goy slop even though they complain about prices and don’t have jobs
>>532843519I can't help it. Trump casually mentions McDonalds every time he makes an announcement, and it reminds me that I usually haven't eaten that day. So I always end up getting into my care and driving to MacDonalds for a quarterpounder with cheese.They really need to fix their fries. They haven't been "good" in a while, but lately they have been downright bad.
>>532842169>my awkward tiny bite (and immediate cut to me without the food in my mouth) is because i am more refined a human than you, hissed the creature beneath the human suit
>>532843701>tfw Trump having McDonald's for the 10,000th time looks as happy as Yeltsin visiting an American supermarket for the 1st time
>>532842085
>be Friday>be hearing horsegarbage clickbait bullshit like >>532842085>only to get people to talk about it over the weekend>only to get McDs stock just a bit higherI hate this place
>>532843425Lol, you're not wrong, but you have to admit his body language indicated he was physically uncomfortable and disgusted with the burger. Maybe he's a weird dude, but yeah, people are overreacting, like the normal thing to do wouldn't be mowing it down like you've got an hour break between 'til it's back to pouring concrete.
>>532842952i hate it so much>it's anon's turn to pick where we eat!no it fuckin' aint
LOL get fucked.
>>532842449niggers are always making shit up about white people. you fucking reatrd eat mosqutoe burgers in your shitholes. youre only able to eat normal food in our country because our people are normal and have created a normal country. unlike you shitskins who cant create anything and destroy everything.
>>532843915thats not even the same person the ears are way different. also married men dont generally change their wedding ring.
>>532842085The burger is very good. Its a dumb meme
>>5328420854D chess. Burger King are trying to leverage their "win" in this PR shitstorm to lay plans to surpass McDonalds as the largest slopburger peddler in the US. McDonalds already know there aren't (surprisingly) enough morons among the ranks of goyslop customers for this to happen, and are doing whatever they can to encourage BK to leverage the living shit out of their company for a failed expansion.
>>532844206>thats not even the same person the ears are way different.Yes, they're different men. The one on the left is the CEO of Burger King, who made a video in response to the McDonald's one.
>>532844206>thats not even the same personThe Chad burger king vs the virgin clown. Nigga got burgermogged.
>>532844362Why do they look the same?
>>532844362Also the CEO of Costco is based
>>532844404Wealthy white men tend to look similar.
>>532844471
>>532842085>president of goy slop>inedible>blames momYikes...
>>532844471>>532844524Wait these are not actually the same person either WTF they really do all look the same
>>532842085in fairness that was from an ameican mcdonaldsthat shit is several kinds of poison xDnot just the insane levels of sugar fat oils and salt either, actual toxins
>>532844206The guy on the left is the CEO of Burger King you autistic retard
>>532842800dudes a retardlinoleic acid is one of two fatty acids your body needs but can't make itselfit's an essential nutrient not a toxin lol
>>532842609no one goes there anymore though. its dead
>>532844613Part human meat as well, if you know you know...
>>532842085Skimpchintzy is such an effete dweeb.
>>532842777Yeah it's true. I'm white and American. I was genetically predisposed to loving burgers. Love me a good bacon burger with avocado. My top goy slop establishments (burger quality and taste)1. Carl's JR2. Jack in the box3. Burger King4. Inn and out5. Arby's (this counts)6. Wendys7. McDonald's Don't even talk to me about faggot burgers for $25 from five guys or the habit. If you're paying that much for a burger you truly deserve to be lined up and shot. Carl's JR is making some damn good burgers these days bro. I can attest. Bacon and Swiss buttery Jack from Jack in the box is king too.
Have you guys had the new Whopper? It not lonely looks amazing, but tastes amazing too. And it's very well built, so you can eat them easily without making a mess.
>>532844722Where's Xaxbys? Cane's? Whataburger?
>>532844671you are thinking of alpha linoleic acid
>>532842085Why do so many powerful have weird eyes like that? Is there something going on?
>>532844781i only eat bk in europe. its dogshit in canada :(
>>532842085honestly worse than just letting it go
>>532844963>canaanite "human atrocity" eye>the twitched, squinty eye that permanently becomes part of the psyche of a kike whom witnessed child sacrifice at a young age
>>532842884Yeah the angus burger was great. McD's always comes out with premium burgers and then gets rid of them soon after.
>>532844722where do you live that you cant pick from your local burger place thats been open for 50years +?
>>532846426a well established community likely having very few kikes that would otherwise ruin such a nice place
>>532846371>have this>am 7% ashkenazi jewishFugggggg
>>532842379I propose we eat everything like rats. Like it should totally catch on and become trendy, so that everyone is doing it and you'd be socially outcasted for not doing it.
>>532842085A good narcissistic sociopath cant never be at blame
>>532843762webm to the actual video of him eating the burger?
>>532844963>>532846371
>>532842379what the fuck
>>532844524youre telling me the ceos dont eat their own food or what?why would they film themselves if its that stupid? makes no sense
>>532846987>can't prove me wrong>just have butthurt nigger-jew (canaanite) insultsthat's sad kike, how come you're an enormous pussy that can't prove shit?
>>532843634>any publicity is good publicityNot like this, anon. You want them to be talking about anything but how bad your product is. Unless your product is legendarily bad (e.g. The Room).
>>532846722>>532842379I get it its absurd but playing devils advocate i feel for him its not his fault he was born raised rich not the its cool to have money rich but we have tons of money so that means we speak do things a certain way fun to us is what the rules say is fun they psychologically torture you from birth before you had a chance to even understand what self is. His punishment is like that bathroom acid scene in fear and loathing he will never experience being human and he will live longer than most.
>>532847103it's clearly satirical
>>532847208al cowlings was a hero, in this caselel
>>532842085>CEO of multi billion dollar company blaming mommy for his fuck upHoly Cringe. Richfags are so fucking pathetic. This is like what>>532842544Said. These people are psychopaths and narcissists who lack any self awareness or shame.We need to start taxing these people at 90%+ immediately. And thats not sarcasm or an exaggeration. We cannot allow these faggots to have the amount of power over our lives that they do because they clearly dont deserve it.
>>532847258it wasn't that clear desu
>>532847308fair enough
>>532847348but hey welcome to the he-man nigger-jew haters clubi appreciate your attendence
>>532842478According to anons in other threads, this seems like a common mentality in boomers.
>>532842800So hindus and vegans are behind McDonald's abandonment of tasty beef tallow for their fries and hash browns. The restaurant has never been a destination for me anyway, just an option I might consider when looking for road food on a road trip.
>>532847867Why would it even be an option?
>>532842085>kike>faggot Imagine if the founders of McDonald's saw this.
>>532842544This is why I dont envy people with a lot of money, if your a piece of shit you're suffering in this world and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Because he knows that the hamburgers used in McDonalds are minced/grounded human meat.
>>532847867It’s probably because vegetable oil is cheaper, companies will always mask their money-saving jewery behind excuses and blame games.
>>532842085Could it be also the Soviet's fault?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F71LzznMbI
The whole fiasco was Krusty the Clown in real life.>Simpsons did it
>>532842085How can something so gay become even gayer?Impressive.
>>532848413Funny enough Krusty already used "I didn't do it" catchphrase long before Bart became famous for it.
>>532842085He cant eat it because Jews are forbidden from eating dairy and meat together. They consider it unclean, which is why they see cheeseburgers as literal goyslop. Even on the chance he isn't Jewish he'll have adapted to kosher cuisine.The Spanish exploited their autism after the Reconquista to expose undercover Jews and Muslims, which is why traditional Spanish food uses a lot of pork.
>>532842085Who the fuck is this? I thought McDonald’s CEO was a negro
>>532842085Who cares? McDonalds is shit. It's way, way over priced for the little amount of food they give you. Their burgers are small and mostly bread and veg. They cheap out on the protein. They overload it with sodium to mask the foul flavors. Their chicken nuggets are just chicken-flavored sponges. Their french fries are good but it's just another cheap vegetable to distract you from the lack of meat in the burger sandwich. For burgers, the Whopper at Burger King is best bang for the buck. Their fries are very underrated.For chicken sandwich, strips, nugs, and wraps, Chick-fil-A cannot be beat.
>>532849037I've eaten Burger King 1 time in the last 10 years after they did the faggy concrete milkshake thing. Have things gotten better/worse for the king? I'm considering eating it again.
>>532842347CEOs are rarely smart, they just had connections.
>>532846426I'm only talking about goy corps. I live in a major city, but my favorite burgers in the world are in Galt, CA. There's this Chinese run burger joint and idk wtf they put in those burgers but holy shit are they just insanely delicious.
>>532842085For me, it's Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich with a large fries and large diet coke.
>>532842085He's a kike vampire demon who can only feed on the blood of goyim. Real food makes him vomit.
>>532842085Why didn’t the director or producer do another take or say wait this looks odd? Seriously wtf was that bite
>>532842085My mom is insane.
>>532847103>>532847308He was obviously joking and siding with you. The reptile under the mask implies that the people calling you schizo are lizards. I can't believe this board has such normalfaggotry on it now that you had to have this explained to you. You are literally 100 IQ and think you are smart.
>>532842085He didn't eat it because he knows THEY ARE MADE OF HUMAN HAMBURGER.
>>532842085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcSocial media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.
>>532842085why doesn't he just eat it and prove it's nontoxic, what's with all the stalling.?
>>532849208I haven't had Burger King since the very early 2000s and it was not good. McDonalds quality and value has shrunk so rapidly over the last six to seven years that I decided to try Burger King again. The Whopper is excellent. It's big, heavy, very filling, and lots of flavor of meat. Surprisingly, their fries are very good, especially when hot and fresh. Their onion rings are excellent. They rotate in out these specialty Whoppers every couple of months. They recently had a Crispy Onion Whopper that had spicy crispy fried onions and onion rings on it. They currently have a Whopper with jalapeno peppers, crispy fried onions, smoky bacon, etc. Very good. It's worth giving Burger King another chance. Wendy's is better than McDonalds, too, but it's a bit pricy like McDonalds.
>>532850966checked
>>532842085If I were a CEO advertising my precious product I'd be gobbling it up and playing it up for the camera even if it were the nastiest shit in existence, these people just have no souls.
>>532842777>never had a burger that cost less than $25LmaoYou know Bill Gates once failed a celebrity price is right question because he thought a corn dog was 100 dollars right?
this fag can't even take a big boy bite out of a burger and also his shitty burgers cost $10 nowadays. imagine paying premium food prices for some absolute bottom-quality goyslop made out of PINK GOO, Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.
>>532844722Anon, ANON! Listen here, last time I've been to the USA 10 years ago I ate Carls Jr. for the first time, which topped my old favorite of Jack in the Box.All these years I've read you Amerifats write down your favorite burger chains and never have I seen either at the top. I thought both went to shit.Thanks for restoring my faith in the american people. All we have were is McDs, BurgerKing, KFC and now Five Guys. It's a sad affairAlso inb4 muh goyslop
>>532842085>mommy issueskek
>>532842085His employees in the marketing department must be afraid of criticizing his act because of his obnoxious personality.
>>532842085I hope you millenials and redditors die. I hope the Jews and trannies rape your corpse while your fucking families are forced to watch. I hope the communist government bill's them for having aids trannies rape aids into your fucking corpse then they rape your family and send them the bill. You are the fags. The ceo with a back log of burger tasting is fine. You are the real fags. Find Jesus you fucking fag.
>>532842085He took a small bite to make their shit burgers appear larger and better value. Mcdonalds is terrible.
>>532844404They buy their skin suits at the same store.
>>532850966Welcome to nu-/pol/. Later on that person you just had to explain a very entry level meme to will go and purity spiral someone over some other misunderstanding about basic ideological understanding.
>>532842884for me its the McChicken
was luigi right?
>>532842279haha yeahhe always meant to look like a retarded nancy
>>532842380Taste IS OK. Easy to digest.
>>532842379but he doesn't look like someone who takes care of his healthhow much fucking damage one bite from the chicken gonna do?!
>>532843057>tastes like a touchdownA sweaty, roided up nigger rubbing a ball in the dirt?
>>532853399Carl's Jr went to shit ages ago, stupid expensive for cardboard burgers.I remember being a little boy in like 97 and I'd go there and this Karl guy who was the founder had a plaque in every restaurant where he was all like his burgers had given him the american dream or some suchand I was all like, these gringos really know what's going on thank you ameriga for the free market bringing me these delicious burgersfast forward to 2026 that guy must be rolling in his grave, what a disgracemundus senescit
>>532842148this. I use arch btw :)
>>532847270That's basically mist management. They can't admit to making a mistake ever. Heaven forbid you make a mistake. Your ass is fired.
>>532842085for some reason my balls smell like mcdonalds french fries rn
>>532842085L M A OMY MOMMY SAYS NO
>>532842148You have to eat this damn burger with a fork, it just falls apart otherwise. They should have cut it up and made it into a salad to go.
>>532842085Mommy always used to fuck me in the ass with a big twelve inch BBC strap on before I ate to make room in my big boy tummy. That's why as the CEO of McDonalds I can't eat this goy slop without mommy pounding my ass with a BBC.
>>532844206Ffs I think they're aware of that, hence the side-by-side comparison you retarded faggot
>>532842674>il eat beef lil bro
>>532842709Sauce is tasteless. Whole burger is just off and lifeless. I think i had one with the hot sauce a few weeks before that but i was drunk so dunno. Still would not purchase
>>532844700>Part human meat as well, if you know you know...Anyone ever tried to count those "parts per milion" in total thousands tons of meat and how many whole averge kid body it would be?
>>532846371What the fuck is this. Not Jewish but I have one of these fucking eyes
>>532842085Was a ‘normal’ bite, he’s just a dork. Engagement farmers want to make more of it than it was.
>>532842347>How is this stupid asshole the CEO of anything?CEO's have two qualities to them>sociopathic ambition and desire for control>personal connections from a very young age to makers and shakersNeither of these prerequisite qualities requires intelligence or competence to manifest. You'll also find that sociopathic narcissists admire other sociopathic narcissists, so these types tend to congregate in social clusters and climb upwards.
>>532842221And then pre-chewed it for me
>>532842085He should have just said that he didn't like it because people didn't like real beef, which is actually true. He is selling goy slop since people liked it more.
>>532843810They should just make trump CEO. Imagine having all money in the world and eating shit like mcdonalds.
>>532842085He's a pedo, isn't he? No way you be this successful and be this insane.
>>532856856Most coorporations function like india. Izzat is everything blatant lying is fine as long as you dont admit mistake.
They're all so careful to make the burger themselves, so what are they actually proving? That they don't trust their own companies to make safe to eat uncontaminated burgers
>>532842085He took that tint bite because he didn't actually want to eat that thing.
>>532844963>>532846371Bibi also has eyes like this. Bezos is on extreme his eye looks like its gonna burst.>>532846702How do you get 7% ashenazi a jew raped your great great grandma?
That's a real American man in 2026.We're so fucked.lol
>>532842085Why can't these dumbass CEO motherfuckers just say that it is difficult to take a large bite in front of the camera when they also have to be talking? They are manipulative psychopaths and yet they can't even tell good lies.
>>532842279>somethings retarded>lets discuss itYup.
>>532842085I never got americans obsession with chain slop, i've even seen them defending it lmao strange people
>>532842085>its because me mum died in the holly bollyI got one of these and it was disgusting. At least the taste of a big mac reminds me of better times. When fast food wasn’t completely inedible.
>>532842085You just know there's some extremely toxic preservative in that slop. McDonald's slop has always smelled and tasted like excrement
>>532842085Is this the level of slop content you mutts consume? Slop videos about slop food
>>532850517Narcissists don't handle constructive criticism well. They have to be coddled like children. Look at how he's been reacting through this whole thing. He's a complete fucking unhinged narcissist, not to mention he's entirely out of touch. Wearing a prep cardigan while trying to seem relatable? The guy is a fucking goofball. It's always retards like him that climb the corporate ladder though because even though they're completely lacking in self-awareness, they're ruthless, they're able to manipulate people, and they're good at selling bullshit, like manipulating numbers, figures, and over-sellint business strategy
>>532842393>and it's translating into major monetary lossesNigger, the entire fucking world is talking about that stupid burger because of this "fiasco"
>>532860563The whole world is also talking about Trump's war with Iran. By your logic, that's also a brilliant success
>>532842299First off, Americans can't make a decent hamburger. They put all sorts of weird shit on it, like... tomato slices. Often Amerilards won't properly cook their hamburger, so it's raw and disgusting in the middle, the McSalmonella as it should be called. An American hamburger will consistently have too much condiments, or too little, never perfect. If you want to try a proper, correctly made hamburger, you have to travel to Norway. Also, I eat my hamburgers with a knife and fork, I'm not a subhuman pajeet who sits and eats with my fingers on the floor.Webm related is something that can happen if you let Americans try to make hamburgers, something no one should ever encourage or even allow.
>>532842085That burger is actually good, and I was eating one every other day for like a month before I saw its literlally twice the calories of a big mac while only being like 20 percent better.
>>532860949>baithave a (you)
>>532861045Everything I said is 100% true.
>>532842279This. He's being a retard on purpose. Most normal CEOs wouldn't say shit and let it die down. I bet the synagogue of satan is probably forcing him to do this to further more demoralization
>>532842393> This whole planetEarth ain’t a planet, bud.
>>532846722People who just shoves shit into their gullet as fast as possible, simply can't grasp the concept of delayed gratification, cause their parents never told them to wait till they get home before stuffing their face.
McDonald's, in this country, has become absolute umitigated bumslurry. It's disgusting. The standards are so low that they don't even attempt to serve you hot food anymore. They just shovel your cold order into a bag, take £30 out your pocket and send you on your way. Then you scarf down this tepid feast; your soggy fries and your burger that looks like it was put together by someone with hooves for hands and you at least feel satiated for a moment... And then you burp and all that trapped air is released and you find yourself ravenous again a mere hour after you've eaten.It's a last resort kind of place now. Bring back beef tallow. Now Wendy's on the other hand, that place isn't half bad. The burgers are decent and the fries are good too. Similar price point but vastly superior quality to McSlop.
>>532842085what is wrong with these retards? the burgers don't taste bad as long as they haven't been stuck in the reheating cuck-cube for an hour already.surely you can take a single fucking bite to not leave a bad impression of your own product
>>532842085He's probably not even the CEO. Just some dipshit to make an ass of himself and get sloppers talking about mcgoymals. Do some dipshittery then say they're rolling back the price of the double Mcburdger to 2019 prices because the CEO is BAD MAN
>>532864050The meat tastes like cardboard soaked in cum, can’t believe people grow accustomed to that shit kek.
>>532842085Someone should post the webm of the guy wolfing down his burgers and pouring soda over it.
>>532842279True. It's been like a month and we're still talking about this nonsense.
>>532860949That's called a Fools Gold + hamburger you fucking twit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Ipi6jzQ7shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhKKYduCNZghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG91u0xJ--wYou are dumb faggot and I hope Putin sends his rape ziggers on you and your fucking ass country. Get the Putin aids and die faggot while you tell me about the time Nickelback toured your gay state and you collect ketchup packets to save and use you fucking faggot.
>>532860949>The reddit sweet and salty meme era>We're now limbo'ed in the umami meme era where chefs think they're the new Escoffier because they add a bit of miso paste or soi sauce in their recipesModern cooking is a scam.
>>532842085Why cant this faggot literally eat one single burger just to make great advertisment for his product, why does he have to be an entitled fuck to such an extent? Why is this even happening?How can you be CEO of a company and try to sell a product you hate yourself? Its not gonna work
>>532846722Shalom!
>>532842085Is it jewish?
>>532844963Probably related to the black eye club and the illuminati bs. Charitable interpretation would be some means of control. Whatever it is, it leaves a visible reminder to the "victim" that they have been physically altered forever.
>>532864609how do you know what cum tastes like?
>>532842085>Me mum starved in the holly
>>532865985Because i’ve smelled it and around 80% of taste comes from smell. You know how shit tastes.
He doesn't want to eat the goynip i respect it, least hes honest
I dunno what happened to Russian McD (vkus ochka), but now it's cheaper to eat at Burger King which was never the case beforeWhooper + small fries + 0.3L drink costs 370 rub iircBig Mac combo costs 450 rub or something
>>532865279ackually, its not a burger its product, stupid
>>532865279It makes me think they actually do add bad stuff to the meat. If it repulses him that much something is off.
>>532842674That has been literally airbrushed red
>>532842778Found the jewish CEO
>>532843915that's literally the same bite
>>532863923New theory- there's a reason why the state is so pro McDonald's these days and it's because some Jews secretly bought into it and turned it into utter cow feed with mind numbing agents.
>>532842085I made a thread about how McDonalds is cancer and got banned, this is what the grill looks like. The sheet on the top is Teflon, that melts into your food. We replace it every time it melts too far.
>>532846374>premium
>>532866348McDonald’s makes a fast buck off you being unaware of how bad it is for you, sacrificing your health for personal gain.
>>532853605Your lifetime supply of free McGoyslop coupon is in the mail. Thank you for valiantly defending the CEOs honor.
>>532842525Yeah, this Jew fag couldn't even bear to put that meat in his mouth which really tells you something.
>>532842085So, what do the shareholders of McDonald's think about the fact that this faggot literally cannot stop looking like the most pathetic piece of shit God ever made and he's taking the company's already bad reputation down in flames with the last shred of his own dignity?They're just cool with it?>"It's all my mommy's fault I eat weird!"Dude, maybe your mommy should run the fucking company, Jesus Christ. Or maybe they should just pick a random fucking fentanyl zombie off the sidewalk somewhere because they honestly can't do worse.
>>532843915>>532844206>>532844626Someone screencap this shit fucking KEK
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
glad he still makes tens of millions of dollars a year selling poison garbage to less than cattle
>>532857384OINK OINK OINK GOOD JOB LITTLE GOY HAVE 3 MCDONALD COINS
>>532868637Its not "poison garbage", its good stuff.
>>532868862>Its not "poison garbage", its good stuff.
>>532860949>eats rotten fish >tells others they have weird taste in foods n o w n i g g e r
>>532869032Why you gotta be posting a selfie?
>>532869133Self-awareness is a hard concept for people like you to grasp, I understandthe picture contains you, but I made that post.
>>532869163>the picture contains youHardly. I can't really gain weight since my metabolism is high. At 6'6" 180something lbs, I'll never have the mass to resemble anything like boog.
>>532842674AI can't cook steak.
>>532842085Jews don't eat meat with dairy hence the fake eating
>>532869553>"can I get a kosher burger with cheese?"
>>532869391>Hardly. I can't really gain weight since my metabolism is high. At 6'6" 180something lbs, I'll never have the mass to resemble anything like boog.
>>532869589Again, you gotta stop self-snitching.
>>532869637Self-awareness is a hard concept for people like you to grasp, I understandthe picture contains you, but I made that post.
>>532846722>Rat Nibbling>Goblin feasting>Cat chowing>Bird swallowing This could be a dumb new hit thing on TikTok, 'eating like an X' -meme.Too bad I am too lazy to do it
>>532842085I think any person who bites an item of food like that should be immediately taken to a field and shot, left to rot where they fell.
>>532869669Wrong cumulative cope, playboy. Order up for 2.
>>532842221Probably eats pizza with a knife and fork.
>>532869793>Wrong cumulative cope, playboy. Order up for 2.
>>532842393Everyone needs a reason to drop one goyslop for another
>>532869877Please refrain from using incelistic verbiage, especially one where it won the WORST MEME OF THE YEAR award at the /pol/ Awards Show.
