I would apologize to Iran for making the mistake of attacking them for literally no reason and then cut ties with Israel if I had a brain, but if I were an orange retard I’d double down on it and force a large scale invasion that would annihilate my political party for a generation and irrevocably change the fabric of my country and how it views itself forever

If he bombs israel, the iranians might be willing to open it up.
It would be a reciprocal gesture of goodwill.

I wouldn't and I'd do a false flag to blow up the Saudi oil refineries.

>>532843373
straights of hormuz said no to power gay
hence it is ogre

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>>532843373
>treason
was Iran loyal to Israel like us?

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>>532843373
I'd go the CIA, talk to whatever alien they have in custody there, get the schematics for a time machine and travel back in time to stop myself from listening to whatever fucking faggot told me to start this retarded war.

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>>532843373
Use the totally real DISCOMBOBULATOR that was totally used in Ukraine and put it on the totally REAL totally NOT AI GENERATED Artemis spacecraft and then put that in the golden Escalator at Trump tower at a really high speed with UV LIGHT and DISINFECTANT on it so you shoot it into space with WARP SPEED past all the TOTALLY FAKE EPSTEIN ALLEGATIONS and reverse time itself so you can bring back the 140+ girls AL BINO killed on day 1. That might do the trick!

>>532843373
Pay Iran reparations