>has no gf>unhappy>gets gf>still unhappyThere's simply no true way to make a man happy
>>532844895>What do men truly want?Fully automatic firearms
>>532844895fish is usb
>>532844895it's pretty evident from your webm>fish
>>532844895we as men marry women entirely on looks and social status rather than marrying women that share our same passions and help us traverse through life rather than being very expensive ornaments and onaholes for the house
>>532844895Girls are not all the same. She might be a cunt but at least he gets to fuck it and have a family. Some girls make you pay with misery etc.
>>532844895a nice girl with big tits who isn't a bitch
>>532844895Holy fuck I laughed so hard I think I woke my kids up
How the fuck should I know!Although, to be fair, all men were happy when they thought I'd stay or merry, lol. They turned into nutjobs when I say No.Whatever I am appears to make men happy, but I can't stand people to put up with them. Sorry OP, it's a mystery to me to this day! Men are retarded, the rich, the poor, the educated, the blue colar... the 7s and the 10s... they are all the same. I think they like colder none interested parties, mystery, hunting and shit. They don't appear to thrive with normal shit they claim they want, it's odd.Like women, men are ungreatful, I think. Well, to normal people at least.
Having a girlfriend is like getting a baby chimpanzee. At first a baby chimpanzee is awesome, so much fun, best thing ever. Then eventually it hates you and will try to harm you.
>>532844895I just want sex
>>532844895To get our dick wet continuously.>Have no girlfriend>No sex>Beat off all day thinking about wanting a woman to sex>Get the woman>Sex every day multiple times for the first while >Sex slows down>You're angry and unhappy>Break up>No sex>...
>>532845371Most men aren't gonna meet a woman that like anime and hentai and video games. Why do you think I married my wife? If you can find a woman that shares your interests and hobbies then snatch her up. But most women are uninteresting until horizontal.
>>532845629You know the rules, hole.
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