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>markets rally
>iran and trump have already called off negotiations in islamabad
>hormuz is still closed
>investors still think this is bullish
I dont get it lol
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>>532867685
they still think AI wasn't a massive failure.
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>>532867685
Okay so, this will blow your mind.
Since 2008 the trading market has largely been run by machines.
The machines rely on the MAINSTREAM news feeds.
They do not grasp lies nor sarcasm.
They scan for keywords.
So when Trump lies and says WOW MAJOR PEACE the algos scan that and say OIL PRICE DROPPING and they trade like it is dropping.
When in reality Iran and Trump (that faggot) are back at war, it's behind the scenes on 4chan and telegram, which have low reputation in the trading algos, and ONLY manual traders can short or long that position.
So until you see MUH WAR in the MAINSTREAM MEDIA, the oil prices, controlled by fucking machines, won't follow.
It isn't gullible traders because Wall Street hasn't physically existed since 2008 when it became digitalised. It's all heavily automated trading algos.
Trump knows this, which is why his lies keep allowing him to make profit by insider trading.
If anyone else were to realise this the market would go to shit.
Oops!
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>the people who actually have to put their money where their mouth is think this will not escalate any further
>me, who will never risk anything by betting anything, obviously knows that this is not the case though and everyone will do
long oil then. go in with your whole net worth and become a millionaire with that one simple trick that is so self-evident
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the whole system has been rigged for decades and the rich cheat you out of your money, but for some reason you think the market "reacts"
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trump is chickening out
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>>532867685
>I dont get it
That's probably why investors a filthy rich and you're a broke loser who lives with mommy and spends his life masturbating and e-crying on social media.
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>>532870329
taco was the only thing to since hegseth and rubio were stupid enough to approve of the war
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>>532870134
>the rich cheat you out of your money,
How much money were you cheated out of? Story time.
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>>532867828
This makes sense



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