>be me>try to eat healthier>losed 30lbs last 60 days just by eating healthy eating less and not drinking soda>down from 210 to 180>you did good job anon you can reward self with ramen meal and a little bit of chicken fried>go to bed>wake up, feel a metric ton of spicy liquid shit about to breach>run to toilet blow it out my ass>have the worst case of burning ramenshitz probably ever>the stench.. oh lawd the stench>flush toilet>..>flush toilet>..>....>...!!!>theres no water in tank ffs of all the times>run bucket to sink fill then fill tank>round 2 spicy ramenshitflow incoming>ngmi>knock tank lid on floor it breaks w/e deal with later>drop pants shit volcano into shitbowl>my dick tip touches rancid shit in the bowl*deep breath*Gonna be one of those days
Cool im out of tp too
>>532868535Did you at least get a pic of it? Don't leave us hanging OP.
>>532868535>Eat slop>Shit slopWas to be expected. Don't be lazy and cook some proper fresh ramen next time. Instant ramen is toxic sludge.
>>532868829Yeah of course i got one my priority was taking a picture and not not shitting slip n slide firerrhea all over my fake wood floor and then greentexting it
>>532868932This was gourmet ramen from some japanese guy noodle cart with braised pork belly and jammy eggu but lesson leared. Cant just jump into nipslop after a long abstinence.
Hey good job on dieting OP this shit isn't easy. I'm myself back on a diet after previously having lost 40kg and gained some of it back, currently doing no sugar no flour.
>>532868948Awesome OP. Can't wait for the shit pic. Hope it looks as good as it sounds.
>>532868535Cool story bruh, never had the ramen runners, maybe because my immune system is prepared with all the thirdies food that I ate during my pathetic life.
>>532869008Hmm in this case, shit happens. Sorry for you.
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>>532868535Remember that you're gonna get through this and that Jesus loves you.
I've never understood the whole "I ate 1 bad or spicy thing now I have the diarrhea poisoning" thing. Are your guts all so bad they can't handle a little garbage? Sounds like a skill issue.
>>532869155He white. whitey can't handle food that isn't plain.
>>532868535What are the political ramifications of this?You’re Donald trump aren’t you?
>>532869155Could also be from temporary carb intolerance such that you get after keto
>>532868535ramen should never result in explosive shits, spicy or otherwisethough obviously if you go ham on the spice going in it's gonna burn coming out, if it's giving you watery shits either you need to see a bowel doctor like fucking now or much more likely you ate poison, careful who you trust touching your food
>>532869101>shit happensSure did. Part and parcel of turning 40. The lesson is either never stoppa the sloppa or never eat slop again. Or maybe just dont live in west coast housing ever.
>>532869233That's what they deserve if true. Repackaging Atkins, which is just repackaged dieting, as this new thing called keto and then touting it everywhere like Fatty Appleseed should get you a little diarrhea.
>>532869155I ate about half a kg of meatballs the other day before I noticed that they were spoiled. My shit was just a little loose afterwards, but it smelled like absolute death though.In my defense, they were frozen when I started cooking them, and they were in a very tasty and spicy sauce. I also eat meatballs like Kirby.
>>532869014Thanks man, think i lost another 10 lbs just in the last 3 hours. The weight seemed to just start falling off when i did these 3 simple things that paid dieticians hate1. Veggies and lean meat and no pasta2. No soda only water3. Eat breakfast at 6am, dinner no later than 4pm and no snacking after that. Seems to make a huge difference not eating within 6 hours of going to bed.
>>532869438500g is considered "a little bit" of meat and balls for the average Norwegian lmao
>>532869727>500g is considered "a little bit" of meat and balls for the average Norwegian lmaoHell yeah!
>>532868535>losed 30lbs last 60 daysmax IQ to believe this?
silly anon remember to yell "FUCK NIGGER FUCK KIKE FUCK JANNY FUCK NIGGER FUCK KIKE FUCK JANNY" on your first runny poopoo next time. its an old incantation to protect your tummy from the indian desease
>>532869218I asked myself that quotation before posting too but i couldn't figure it out. Still pondering on it but theres always a way things can be political, politically speaking.
>>532868535How does this help Israel?
>>532869155One benefit of being an obese tub of lard is that toxic chemicals from the food you eat get stored away in your fat tissue instead of getting occasional diarrhea. The downside is that this gives you cancer.
>>532868535Sometimes you just gotta shit in the shower bro
>>532869901Its totally possible with water weight as a factor. I lost probably 30lbs of fat only doing fasting and walking.
>>532869901I’ve lost 20 lbs per month for 3+ months in a row more than once. Eat low carb (sub-50g/day) and under 1000 kcal/day (I usually kept it under 800). Forst month I can lose about 30 lbs due to the additional water weight loss of going no carb
>>5328726995'8", 148lb manlet here who's never had these booty problems. I don't get how you're all getting mud butt so often. Just poop normal after eating some garbage
>>532868535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
