>>532874442
Thread themewww.youtube.com/watch?v=0BkHICB4eJs
>>532874442He would let them in, then proceed to blame them for inflation.
>>532874442Obviously he would sent Kushner and Witkoff to discuss the deal with aliens.When that fails and incident goes public due to Witkoff's retardation, Trump would put all blame on Biden. At this point Seven Hour War starts, Trumps starts tweeting about how awful US' allies are, but as soon as communication with Combine is settled, Trumps claims big beautiful deal of Combine investing bazillion alien money into US economy.I don't think Combine would put Trump on position of Earth's administrator, they're not retarded.
>>532874442What game
I HAD VERY GOOD TALKS WITH THE COMBINE'S ADVISORS AND THEY ARE BEGGING US FOR A CEASEFIRE! I WILL GO "DOWN" IN HISTORY AS THE GREATEST NEGOTIATOR IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY! I GOT THIS WAR OVER IN 7 HOURS!!
>>532875857Mass Effect 2
>Biden caused the resonance cascade
He’d call the interdimensional entities a bunch of losers
>>532875857Haskell.
>>532875945Lift the Fuckin' Suppression Field, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!
>>532875945THATS RIGHT, I WON THE 7 HOURS WAR AND THE COMBINE HAVE AGREED TO BUILD BIG, BEAUTIFUL TOWERS IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CITIES TO CELEBRATE.WERE ALSO GOING TO GET A NEW CIVIL PROTECTION FORCE AND THE COMBINE IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT. OUR BENEFACTORS HAVE ALSO PROMISED TO PAY FOR A SUPPRESSION FIELD TO ACHIEVE WHITE GENOCIDE.PRESIDENT DJT, 45-47
>>532879305You know the left don’t want to be turned into Stalkers can you believe that? Can you believe that folks? Gordon Freeman otherwise known as MORON PEEMAN is a woke agitator and must be stopped immediately! LAW AND ORDER!
>>532879503ALSO, THE COMBINE HAVE AGREED TO TURN OUR WATER SUPPLY BACK ON, WHICH YOU CAN BUY EXCLUSIVELY FROM MY PERSONAL RESERVE. ONLY 500 DOLLARS FOR A BOTTLE OF TRUMP WATER. 500 DOLLARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? IT'S GREAT WATER. THE BEST WATER! WE'RE ALMOST GIVING IT AWAYPRESIDENT DJT, 45-47
>>532879305Underrated
>>532875857Half-Life
>>532874442stop breedingwe're importing very smart antlions
>>532875945Some of you mutts are alright, keked
>>532874442SHUT DOWN THE LAMBDA REACTOR YOU FUCKING BASTARDS. WE'RE ROLLING IN TROOPS TO SECURE THE BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY FROM THESE TERRORIST SCIENTISTS AND WE'RE GONNA WIN BIGLY. Thank you for your attention to this matterDJT
>>532879305
>>532879503> MORON PEEMAN
>Welcome to City 17, it's a beautiful city, the best city, they tell me, nobody else has a city this big and beautiful anywhere else in the world, can you believe that? That's what our benefactors tell me and they're very sophisticated guys, they know a lot about cities.
Realisitically the portal is opening before there is any organized government response.
