Realistically, how Canada will protect itself from USA?
>>532875145I'm just not gonna fight in Iran is all.
>>532875145They’ll cede all of their land to native tribes so that when the USA invades they legally can’t take the land because it belongs to the tribes. Simple.
uhhh by importing a hundred million street shitters and a sizable handful of niggers directly from africa
>>532875214Cool it with the antisemitism please
>>532875145I'm pretty sure even europe said they would come to defend canada because white people actually care about each other and americans only care about kikes
>>532875145the capital toronto would fall in under a day
>>532875523You fucking spic don't understand logistics kek
>>532875594hormuz strait status?
>>532875145>A dysfunctional pile of shit filled with Indians. Why would anyone bother?
>>532875677Orange nigger will bother
>>532875735I'm pretty sure that would trigger nato article 5
>>532875789Ok, how they will reinforce that article
>>532875913I don't know if you have noticed but trump has been BEGGING nato to help them with iran
>>532875677potash and the like
>>532875145They say you shit yourself to prevent being raped. So presumably that is why they are filling themselves with Jeets.
>>532875145They could hire Iran to do it.
>>532875354Oh shit!!!How the fuck did you find out?!?!
>>532881095look at that bread. good lord
>>532875583https://youtu.be/IWpThrDfQEI?si=5bjavRqXa1-XULrSBased Canadian Bacon Enjoy-er.
>>532881178Thank you, taxpayer.I acknowledge (you).
>>532881276ive opted out and become a drain too. jeets can worry about taxes and plumbing lol
>>532875145they can'tbut US puppeteers will have a problem if:1. most Americans don't want it2. most Canadians don't want itnot to mention why would US want it to begin with if Canada lets it build bases, defenses, sells oil, etc.
>>532875145you mean how will the ccp protect its property
>>532875145All of North America is rightful American clay. We’ll finally deal with those holdout torries once and for all.
>>532875145The population all become civilian postal personnel.
>>532881368We’re going to take Greenland, the Northwest Territories, Alberta and Saskatchewan. Most of the rest will remain as a rump state.
>>532875145Surrender immediately and spread legs.
>>532875630Canada isnt on the otherside of the world retard lmao. I could walk a mile and spit into Canada its so close.
>>532876008And they're not helping lmao what makes you think they would suddenly activate to fight America when they can't even fight Russia themselves despite it being overtly shown that they wish to fight Russia.
if canada ceased to exist I wouldn't suddenly consider myself an americanas far as I am concerned, that would make me completely sovereign
>>532875145Canada will welcome us with open arms as liberators.
>>532875364This, we don't even want that shithole now that it's infested with shit holes.
>>532875145They can just put a sign saying "Brampton that way ->", no need to resist.
>>532875145We aren't worth conquering, that's our one defence.
>>532882062Answer the question.
>>532875145They already are. Who would want to take over little India?
>>532882815The amount of jeets you're importing is a threat to Murica. That along makes you worth conquering.
>>532875145quebec secedes and makes a deal to sell aluminium to the US and negociate navigation rights into the St Lawrence and Great Lakes.Fuck everyone ekse I got mine
>>532883040You're just going to absorb them if you do , but I won't argue if you invade.
genuinely? pretty easily. people don't seem to understand that it isn't about defeating the american military, just forcing a negative cost-value assesment on their behalf. make an invasion shitty enough to go through to on top of the inevitable colossus of at home public outrage to encourage withdrawal. The benefit is we really aren't worth a whole lot so I doesn't take much in damages for the scales to tip in favour of cost.
>>532883155Quebec won't seced, this is just one of their extortion tactics to try and squeeze more money from Ontario and Alberta. Although its pretty hilarious, good job Pierre
>>532875145Mercenary army of people who’d rather be American. Should be fine.
>>532883286and we'll suck out even more with a 100% tarriff on the rest of canada for all trade through the st laurent hahahahaha
>>532875145By burning down the white house again?
>>532875145Realistically there's nothing we could do. Our youth are 50% Arabs and Indians who have no love for this country and there simply wouldn't be the political will to resist. Theoretically, complete scorched earth and if time permits rushing out a dirty bomb. >Burst our pipelines and create an oil slick in the Milk river so flows into the Missouri River>Burn all of our oil wells>Destroy our big hydro dams in Quebec that give power to the North East>Dump heavy metals into the great lakes. >Poison as much of our shared water supply>Destroy every bridge>Ruin roads>Burn all of our forests down and create a massive smoke problem>Create terrorist cells posing as refugees leaving Canada and attack American civilians (there would be a massive refugee crisis)>Inflict as much damage on the American populace as possible economically and psychologicallyWe don't have worry about winning the war just making the Americans not want to fight.This would never happen though
>>532875145>Realistically, how Canada will protect itself from USA?It’s protected by default by already being closely integrated with infrastructure and financially with the US and having a large number of Americans living here. Also, the US would need to be willing to accept a recession at least in the near term as other countries wouldn’t be thrilled with the states annexing stuff (the same thing that got them to back off Greenland at least for now).But if the US just moved some troops/armour over the border the only option is insurgency (power grid is closely interconnected and it’s a very large border). https://www.canadianaffairs.news/2026/01/20/canada-military-models-response-to-u-s-invasion-report/The whole thing is retarded. The US already had effectively vassal states that toed the line all around the world, and is now pissing away its empire. Any bitching about allies not carrying their fair share is the result of the US actively sabotaging defence industries in other countries over the years. Now they’re effectively asking their own allies to become competitors.
>>532875145Alberta independence is the gambitAlberta independance is a psyop from the UN's Propaganda arm the atlantic council. >First made popular by Peter downing (RCMP)>First publicized by Dian Francis (Atlantic Council)Pat king and the convoy and romana and all the other freedom movement eceleb garbage was started by the same group.>Wignats in Canada are funded by the JewsRebel media and antihate >ezra levant and bernie farber>chabad jews are behind most of the wignat movement's funding and promotion. They gave figures like Faith Goldy and Jeremy Mackenzie and "Plaid Army" their audiences and caused most of the drama around them.>Jeremy was NEVER targeted politically >he was picked up on parole in sask>Debanked for being aggressive with tellersThis will be shut down in the coming months, they are drawing it out for dramatic effect. Alberta is the 51s state and the rest of canada is going to be an economic zone for manufacturing labour.
>>532883940I knew there was something fishy when I saw Albertan independence pop up out of nowhere, but it would be funny if they succeeded (not 51st state) and discovered how much of a welfare provincd they are
>>532884262Pretty sure Alberta's GDP is on Alabama levels rather than Mississippi levels like the rest
>>532883843I forgot biological warfare as well. I'd spread anthrax to every cow in North America
>>532875145Lots and lots of fpv drones.We will also have to have underground tunnel networks to move to reduce risk of our civilians getting killed in strikes.But also what we will need to do is set up sleeper cells in the us to coordinate attacks on production facilities, infrastructure, chemical plants....The weight of Americas population can be used as a weapon against its state.Imagine new york not getting food or supplies because the highways going in are swarming with fpv drones as well as the ports.I heard it estimated it'll take 3 days of sieging an american city before cannibalism begins.I want to see overweight, bearded trucker hat Americans of the abrahamic persuasion suffer.
>>532884262The way you spot them is the clownish behaviour. When you can tell its a wagie tier loser pretending to be a leader of a movement you know there is something going on in the background. Professionals rise to the top organically, e celeb movements are promoted through click farms which manipulate algos and trends. It tricks the braying donkeys into believing their own internet hype (addicted to engagement) and the rest runs on autopilot with minimal intervention for guidance.
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>>532884539>Pretty sure Alberta's GDP is on Alabama levels rather than Mississippi levels like the restThat’s only in terms of Per capita.In terms of the GDP of the entire province, Alberta has a GDP equal to Colorado. Ontarios is about the size Ohio.
>>532875145by just waiting until USA falls apart. seems to be working
>>532882966>US invades canada in mid january>The St. Lawrence Seaway is closed for the winterHow's it feel.
>>532884685But I'm 100% certain I've come across many CIA spies in the army while I was in....In sask, I know many who are american sympathizers.More so than Manitoba or Alberta even.They just want to be able to sell their oil and not pay the welfare recipients in the east, which I sympathize with.Ns, nb, pei, QC are fucking stupid for even demanding that. They are such fucking welfare queens.But I know for Quebec its due to a demographic problem of two workers for every one dependant (elderly)
>>532875145By waiting two weeks
>>532875145Simple they should get nukes. That is the only way to protect themselves from USA.
>>532883170no theyre sending shitskins back, anon
>>532883940>>532884262This movement did not pop up out of nowhere. You just weren’t aware of it until recently. The people living in this region have been trying to play ball with Ottawa for 120 years and it hasn’t worked. They have exhausted every other avenue before this, and leaving is the last option left. Alberta Leaving May actually save Canada, but I couldn’t care less. To think there is outside “funding” of this movement is disingenuous and a smooth brain take. People are making signs out of garbage and flag poles out of broom sticks and volunteering to stand on the side of the road in any weather to wave a flag to attract people driving by to pull over and sign. This is grassroots from the start.
>>532886030you thinking "grassroots" is a real thing is just you revealing you don't understand elite theory.
>>532885162This is the correct answer.
>>532886030dude i get that you're emotional about this .>You're wrong>and gay>and dumb as fucknobody cares fuck off
>>532875145It can't because I would bet 80%+ of the armed populace is sympathetic to the Americans and would rather aid them or do nothing rather than defend the people of Canada. They only pro-canada group of people in this country lack the means to even defend their own homes let alone an invading army, they're also all old boomers and literal gay fag trannies. Anything else is a larp, there is no nationalism here.
>>532883940Don't care. Never listened to those people. Voting to leave. Deal with it, CSIS.
>>532884262>out of nowhereIts been simmering for a very, very long time. Since Pierre Sr.
>>532886030>This movement did not pop up out of nowhere.That's true because that shill said it was lead by Faith Goldie and she hasn't been around since 2020. So it must've had a pretty solid foundation back then.
>>532875145if the us attacks, just start blowing up random civilian oil tankers in the ocean.the world will get mad at the usa when their gas prices go up.(they dont actually care that you're getting killed, they're just mad about the prices)
>>532887425were having the referendum though. and youre gonna let us lol
>>532875145If the states invaded, ill side with the USA.
>>532886030> The descendants of the previous wave of immigrants used to fuck over the Prairie's population at Ottawa's behest is getting frustrated when, surprise surprise, Ottawa sends a new wave of immigrants to fuck them over. You deserve nothing and that's exactly what you'll get you fucking piece of shit. Albertans are the dumbest, most ahistorical beings in this country.
>>532886030>To think there is outside “funding” of this movement is disingenuousthat's why the trucker protests were shutdown. it was found out they were being funded by groups in the states. this whole alberta separatist BS is also being funded and promoted by mutts. you're just outright lying
>>532888888ugh, checkedcould be worse I guess
Canada doesnt have anywhere near the nationalistic morale to even fight a war. People would just shrug their shoulders and stand around.
>>532875145Maginot line around Alberta
>>532888888holy digits
>>532888888Shut up bitch
>>532889099False. Look at how impassioned the shills are against Albertan independence. They would support the invasion of Alberta and maybe the EU fighting the USA on their behalf.
>>532889403>the EU fighting the USAYou have no idea how any of this works
>>532889099> Nationalistic moraleThe amount of flags per house on a street is not indicative of a population's willingness to fight to repel an invader. We wouldn't fight you automatically because its fucking gay as fuck that 5 years ago we were friends and now we're having this discussion. My best friends are burgers, until they start shooting indiscriminately, I sure as fuck won't volunteer to suicide. Its utterly absurd and it would make as much sense that it'd be reverted within a few months or years of happening, and then what, you ended up shooting folks for fucking no reason. Figure it out.
>>532889556Where did you period go? Anyway, that's exactly what they support. Just ask this vaxxed up (and yearly boosted) retard: >>532889655
>>532889403The motive is not a righteous one, like uniting and maintaining confederacy because they revere all Canadians. The vitriol comes from the very ethos of the Canadian social framework, suppress and destroy prosperity unless it directly involves (You) benefiting. It's jealousy, they want you to suffer with them and then stab you in the back when they have their chance at success.
>>532889099100%.the resistance would be a couple hooligans that would get rounded up the first week.
>>532875145Protect? We don't want to fight, we want that sweet, syrupy union.
>>532875145The dollar is dead get over yourselves nigger lovers.
>>532875145I will defend my homeland against US aggression with everything I've got
>>532875145It is unable to which is why it is a vassal state in and resource colony of the American Empire.
>>532875145There is no public support in United States for a war against Canada and in this instance public support matters.
>>532888888>>532888877>>532888605>>532887425>>532886938All that can be said is, it’s been a slice, we’re leaving. It’s not us, it’s you. Bye!
>>532875364>canadian army is just indian armyit will make enemy identification much easier
>>532888877maybe we are. we're still having a referendum though, and youre gonna let us, arent you, champion of democracy?
