Over 30 chimpanzees killed in ongoing chimp civil war.
Current battle lines:
>>532883333Chicago looking different
>>532883333Daily News of the USA.
>>532883333This is 100+ year old news.
>>532883333>chimp civil war.We have two generals about it:UHG and CHUG
Are we so different?
>>532883333This is horrible!The USA should send an aircraft carrier to enforce peace in the region.
>>532883333Add it to the list
>>532883372>>532883423laughing online
>>532883333Nice quads, we should airdrop them some loaded guns and see if they can figure it out
>>532883333>>532883363maybe if we conduct this study successfully we can solve the underlying issue with the black community.honestly if I was billionare like that fat boomer nigger steam gabe faggot I would be there watching these chimp in an anti chimp armor battlesuit and just smoke cigars and eat pizza while the chimp fight.
>>532883363Centerbros...I don't feel so good...
>>532883333BREAKING NEWSKier Starmer and the United Kingdom are officially monitoring the situation. The BBC has reached out for further comment.
>>532883333what are the political distinctions between the factions?
>>532883333According to evolutionary theory some chimp picks up a sharpened stick and then they invent swords.
>>532883363Chimps making more progress than Ziggers so far.
>>532883363All groups deployed at least a division?
real niggas remember during covid when this happened in all the 3rd world countries because tourists weren’t there to feed the local monkeys anymore shit was kino
>>532883485>yfw burgers get defeated by chimps
>no banan memesim disappointed in you guys
>>532884021West group though that if they will kill Morton entire Kibale National Park will be their.But it is not over yet for Center Group!Now they will close the road between Rweetera and Bigodi.
>>532883363Based Alpha Male Garrison. He's going to slay so much monkey pussy.
>>532883363>Current battle linesHey wait a minute >>532824673>ctrl+f jews>1 resultGee goys, I wonder who could be behind this >>531798623
>>532883333So it begins
>>532883333Checked
>>532883363Mein Fuhrer...Morton...
>>532883363Which side is fighting to protect Israel?
>>532884626>>532884829What are the odds that these were back to back posts?
>>532883363Garrison Gang rise up!
>>532883363All my homies hate morton, garrison for life
>>532883485I hear chimp group west alpha knocked chimp group center baby chimps out of incubators.
>>532885372
>>532884392I think the snail is making more progress than ziggers as well
>>532883363>Rapes and kills "civilians"Based
This was on the wiki for chimps, it's either the winner Garrison or the KIA Morton or some third party alpha male waiting to mop up the exhausted winners after this war is over
>>532883363Mortonbros... Why do the badguys always win?
>>532883333OP do you go on Drudge Report because your a member of the vast right wing conspiracy, or do you enjoy its new brought out and sold from under leftist news?
>>532883333>>532883363Fascinating. What are they fighting over and what is the difference between the groups?
>>532883363These animals tare apart and eat one another. Where the videos of that shit?
>>532885278both as always
>>532883333More organized than niggersKek
>>532883333There was a 5 year chimp war before which was quite well documented, but I didnt hear of a civil war before.
>>532885721>>532885278A popular unifying leader that lead the tribe to a golden age was assassinated, so now Garrison is attempting to seize power again the group lead by Morton that acts more communally.
Alleged photo of Garrison chimp leaked.
>>532885753hello esl
>>532885721all ive been able to find is the aggresor group is trying to control a part of the jungle that has both water and a human road within their territory (presumably other chimp groups control other high value intersections)
>>532885721Land that was promised to the West tribe 3000 years ago
>>532885783This goy gets it >>531736074
Ben Garrison for the win!
>>532884021topkek
>>532885783Enough with the Morton slander, t*rkroach.Morton was /our guy/
>>532886412post the original with the merchant encouraging trump
POST MONKE REKT PLEAAAASE!!!I HATE THESE THINGS MORE THAN NIGGS SPICS ARABS TRANNYS JEETS AND JEWSJEEEEWS!!!
>>532883363Someone contact History Legends. We're gonna need some analysis on this one.
>>532883333Only 30 chimps? How many days has it been stuck at 30? Five? Ten?
>>532883363>Kibale national park >A small forest surrounded by endless farmland and plantations >Chimps trapped there are forced to kill each other>70% of all forest in Uganda have been cut down >Uganda population: 45 million>Fertility rate: 4.0Grim
>>532883363It's so over for gorton, he's no longer the number 1 chad and he got skull mogged by the alpha male camp
>>532886969Stop stealing Canadian culture. God knows they have little left to live for...
>>532883333Best thread on /pol/ in ages
>>532884021Sources tell me center chimp king is stable.Please god.
This is news? Jane Goodall observed them doing this shit decades ago.
>>532883333Trump has strong connections to this war
>>532888149
It sounds cool from afar.But I've seen something similar on tv it's FUCKING horrific. Injured chimps slowly dying and screeching all around. Hellish.
>>532883584
>>532888181While this is obviously fake news, there have been New York city rumors for decades back before Trump was a political figure that he would sometimes invite homeless people up to his penthouse and pay them money in exchange for beating the shit out of them
Trump has announced he is deploying an elite naval unit to assist in ending hostilities and reaching a deal before more chimp blood is spilled.
>>532888354>Bum fightsBased
>>532883363>group Morton splits forces into two defensive positions across the natural barrier of the river, protecting the only crossing point>group Garrison determine the only way through is the crossing and coordinates a bold mass frontal assault exploiting the divided defence>penetrates through the gap in the line>exploits momentum to advance through the gap>routes both defensive positions and takes the Lodge>possibly eliminates the enemy commander and inflict massive casualties>group Morton retreats to the next defensive line in the narrow gap between two riversGarrisonbros, how do we advance on the last line?
>>532888516>groups of warring chimpanzees have better strategic sense than Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump
>>532883372Can't we all just be freinds?
>>532883333>3 day special monkey operation
>>532887020>>Kibale national park>>A small forest surrounded by endless farmland and plantations>>Chimps trapped there are forced to kill each other>>70% of all forest in Uganda have been cut down>>Uganda population: 45 million>>Fertility rate: 4.0>Grimand the human sized half chimps half humans will eventually extinct the full blooded chimps, and maybe make more mongrels through raping female chimpanzees.
>>532883333Are the Chimps-Cannibals?I heard they eat their enemy?
>>532883363The Destruction of Army Group Centre
>>532883333jews
>>532888516At that point, Morton forces would be pressed between two rivers with their backs to the edge of the forest. Just set up shop in their lodge and wait for them to inevitably charge back in to reclaim their home, pincer maneuver ambush and wipe them out.
>>532883333If Harambe was alive this would never have happened
>>532888701Would if I could
>>532883333https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/two-hundred-chimpanzees-are-embroiled-in-a-civil-war/
>>532883333Those quads are significant.Is this another CIA-sponsored colour revolution?
>>532883333Chimp group western is killing children. They must be stopped!
>>532890167They did it for the adrenochrome, those sick fucks!
>>532890167False flag attack by jews
>>532890167Central tribe is using their infants as human shields
>>532883363When will the chimp drone strike footage be posted?
>>532883485i figure they don't have a central bank so yeah they need freedom bombs
>>532890167The centrals are purposefully putting their infants and adolescents in harm's way for the propaganda war, stop it with this antiwestitic propaganda.
>>532890167cool it with anti-chimpism!
>>532888181Unironically the gorilla channel would be really popular if it was real
>>532885636>those prey eyes>that recessed chin>those shallow zygosAlpha my ASS
>>532891478It’s real enoughhttps://youtu.be/HF90w_12MoA
>>532883333Who's funding each side?
>>532885721Two pointy stick salesmen moved outside the forest. Western chimps are backed by mr Goldberg while Center chimps are backed by mr Silverstein.
>>532892104
>>532888919>not continuing to strike while we have momentumI disagree, we should push the advantage. Central group has now closed the Gap of Kibale between the two rivers on the northeast. But I’ve heard they’ve also run short of LRT Stones, AKA Long Range Throwable. Their guidable FPV Sticks still pose a significant threat.
>>532892104BRICS = Chimp Group WestUS/Israel = Chimp Group Center
>>532888193Jane Goodall's reports on the chimp war she observed was nightmare fuel. I remember the part about two chimps who she had observed being good friends in years prior but ended up on opposite sides of the war ending up with one tearing the other's neck open and then cupping their hand under the wound to drink his blood.
>>532883333I bet they make niggers look like Sun Tzu too while literally chimping out.
>>532884164eating plants vs. eating other monkeys
>>532883363I'm backing the western chimp coalition. Morton was stagnating the chimp group and some say he was a pussy.
>>532892338You have that backwards
>>532883363Kek can we get a taticool breakdown of the ongoing chimpout do we have a logistical breakdowndo we need to create some kind of ecenomic formula to correctly correlate actuated damage....do we have a numbers breakdown terrain analsizecan we get a fucking satlink already LOL
>>532883333i support our troops
>>532892408notice how they tried to rebrand human's closest relative as the bonobo when people started to learn what violent assholes chimps are? we're chimps.
>>532890167>western aggression. Typical.
Imagine being down in the middle of all that shit once the violence truly kicked off. Chimps are so fucking scary.
>>532892648
>>532883333We have to arm the moderate rebels.
>>532892658The funny part is I'm pretty sure bonobos turned out to be almost as bad as regular chimps are.
>>532892658
>>532890167eastern chimpraganda the battle esculated in a civilian area due to western agression the children were DUAL PURPOSE!! >bro animals are wild
>>532892658Because they are... we are complex social creatures, so are bonobos. And we share a closer taxonomic structure, and have a closer common ancestor than chimps.
>>532890167>THEY'RE THROWING THE CHIMPLINGS OUT OF THE TREE BRANCHES!I bet they have WMD's
>>532883363if morton is dead isnt the war over btw? isnt that how chimp wars work wont they just kill all the children and reunite
>>532885721Famous primatologist Saul Goodberg warned Garrison that Morton was two weeks away from inventing the bow and arrow so he had to do something now.
>>532883363STAGE 5 CHIMPOUT>STAGE 5 CHIMPOUTSTAGE 5 CHIMPOUT>STAGE 5 CHIMPOUTTerritory, Bananas, Pussy, and Bussy are on the line.
>>532892790>>532892812the thing is, if you're of even moderate intelligence, then the average chimpiness of people exposes itself more and more. i try to avoid irl interactions with people these days, because i find them inherently aggressive and untrustworthy, because they're chimps. even friendships are pretty pointless, because the average chimp-human can be driven to betrayal for very modest reward.the difficulty is, having higher cognitive faculties, you over-estimate the average chimp-person. you think that all neurological and brain function is modal, that less smart people just have less smart thoughts. then you learn about shit like aphantasia, and people without inner monologue, and you start to think: what if people lack the capacity to understand trust? what if they don't understand what trust is beyond a transaction? what if their brains are incapable of understanding it? and you start to extrapolate an idea like that out, and you have to wonder, what percentage of people actually have non-performative empathy... how many people have any level of forward planning? the comparison to chimps, when you know what chimps are, brings about a stark reality of what humanity is, and therefore they wanted to rebrand it away from chimps, because everyone learned they were fucked up, violent, face rippers.
>>532892999>if morton is dead isnt the war over btw? isnt that how chimp wars workThey chose next Chimpatollah and continue to fight.Center group Chimps have a a complex social structure with many additional leaders.
>>532892658speak for yourself, I'm non-hispanic white
>>532887020Destroying the planet is good if it means more niggers.
>>532883333send in bruno, dove of peace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTya8kuNQrI
>>532893025>Famous primatologist Saul Goodberg warned Garrison that Morton was two weeks away from inventing the bow and arrow so he had to do something now.There is a photo evidence of Morton's scientist working on arrowheads. Weapon grade stone that they are possessing is enough to carve from 10 to 20 arrowheads!
>>532893414kek
>>532883333>only in this thread cause of that check
>>532883333Checked but yeah theyve known this for ages, theyre pushing it now to promote "war is part of nature" to the brainets about to get meatground in the big upcoming cerfuffle
>>532890167quit being anti semetic
>>532883333All chimpanzees not in a zoo should be exterminated
Notice anything about Garrison's advisor?
>>532883333They has been infighting since at least 2015. By 2018, two clans formed. Bringing on the start of the civil war. With the (((western))) group being the aggressors by carrying out coordinated attacks against the central group. It’s a chimpocaust. https://youtube.com/shorts/yBuqdE2gIoU
>>532883333Nice quads OP>tfw you're the one funding both sides of the Chimp Civil War
>>532883363Shit! This thing is more interesting than iran vs US /Israel war. >>532883485This! I heard they even have a lot of oils under the ground and they are also 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb
>>532883333yea chicago sucks
When are the Bonobos entering the conflict?
>>532894752Chicago doesn’t even crack into the top 10 most dangerous cities in the US
>>532883333Bonobo kings just chillin on the other side of the river
>>532883485ThisBlack Lives Matter!
>>532883333Fucking niggers.
>>532883363/k/ /k/oping and seething, REDFOR chimps absolutely destroying BLUFOR in the Special Monkey Operation. >Morton dead alreadyOnce Rweetera and Bigodi fall it's just open fields to Fort Portal.
>>532895365They were given a surplus of sticks and stones but they kept them instead and did not join, as Garrison anticipated. They refuse to join another Brother war.
>THIS LAND WAS PROMISED BY SKY BANANA OVER 3000 MOONS AGO OOOOGA
Does anyone have the latest death toll from the NCCG Heath Ministry?? Confirmation of Morton's death?
>>532895547If you walk around and it sounds like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_-cUdmdWgUcongratulations you hit the best city in the US.However, if you hear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eay1vlCxx4 you are about to fucking die like a betrayed chimp.
>>532892648Fuggen lmao
>>532893206I feel this too. Most people are chimps with the power of language, and most the time the things they're saying (the literal words) don't mean much. They might as well just be saying "I'M MAD! I'M MAD! I'M MAD!" I first noticed this when the odd person would hold a grudge against me when gently pointing out they're factually wrong about some belief they had. I view it as pointing out a truth, they view it as an act of dominance.
>>532883333>ongoing chimp civil warmy sideskek
>>532896278>trusting NCCGIf it hasn’t been confirmed by CHIMTCOM, I’m not trusting it.
Damn. Central group was 116 members vs 76 westerners, yet westerners attacked and killed some key centrals and now west has grown to 120 and center fell to under 80
>>532897045And centrals never retaliated
>>532883333>>532883363No more brother wars.
when society becomes irredeemably corrupt and weak, the only way forward is through creative destruction. whether that is war or civil war, war is inevitable
>>532892790>>532892658It's believed that early hunter gatherer humans were more similar to bonobos because they were matriarchal. You basically had human hunter-gatherer tribes that were constantly fucking each other. The children didn't know who their fathers were but they knew who their mothers were so loyalties were toward the mothers and the tribe was a matriarchy.
>>532895547what does that matter? its still a fucking shithole
>>532896622It'll get better anon. The chimps will eventually want to bite and attack you for things they perceive as wrong, even if you have had no active part in that thing. Just look at she-chimps developing hatred for she-chimps with a slightly more appealing nose or breasts.People are retarded apes that band together to feel safe doing evil shit. That's all humanity is.
>>532888245i eat salad every day (covered in bacon fat and followed by steak), and those are some of the most dry, unappetizing salads ive ever seen. is that raw asparagus?
>>532885261underrated kek
>>532891814i like gorillas. i fucking hate chimps.
>>532899635orangutans are the best
>>532899710Aren't orangutans actually the most chill of any of the great apes as long as you don't fuck with them?
>>532900269Generally yeah but the Indonesians and Malaysians have known since ancient times that horny Orangutans will rape human women it's well documented
>>532898575Then you'd understand we need to force evolution and eradicate the subhuman dysgenics Charles Darwin warned us about. Starting with jews, their slaves and liberals.
>>532900500>Then you'd understand we need to force evolution and eradicate the subhuman dysgenics Charles Darwin warned us about. Starting with jews, their slaves and liberals.The human species has been in regression for a while now. Look up anything about anthropology. Languages, tools, skills... If you put 30 people in a room, and 10 are retarded, the retarded ones improve to the level of the smart ones, the smart ones dull themselves down to be closer to the retarded ones. It's strange but it's been happening for thousands of years.
>>532883363This is so reddit
>>532887020>Uganda population: 45 millionFucking grim
Think the chimps will chill out and stop fighting if we give them weed?
>>532893206Mostly right, I'm afraid. Aphantasia alone isn't a sign of low intelligence, as in a vacuum it can be a sign of higher intelligence because some types of autists (the true people) think very, very abstractly and don't cares to develop the skill. They "see" numbers, mathematical concepts, and relationships between concepts, but don't train or retain the ability to see it as a visualization in their mind. They see the 0s and 1s of the matrix, to put in a pathetic way.As I've grown older and gotten more experiences I've realized that the vast majority of people are just chimps too, and will band together to torment anyone they perceive as smarter (more dangerous) or different. (more dangerous)The most 'human' people I've met are high functioning autists, transgenders, schizos (when they aren't in an episode), or political extremists of any nature who INDIVIDUALLY got to the conclusions they believe, absent of peer pressure.This world feels like hell to me. I find many people to be aggressive and evil too.
>>532892408>I remember the part about two chimps who she had observed being good friends in years prior but ended up on opposite sides of the war ending up with one tearing the other's neck open and then cupping their hand under the wound to drink his blood.The modern culture war, pro-ship vs anti-ship, religion, trans vs non-trans, religious wars, nationalism gone bad, etc. is the human equivalent.Studying chimpanzee behavior is a genuine fucking cognitohazard if you delve too deep. Do not do this. You'll never be able to enjoy the company of human beings again. I mostly prefer the presence of animals like cats, dogs, foxes, rats, etc. now. They all have their sins, but few are as evil as a chimp.There's something really awful about primates in their brains, and by extension our brains as well.
>>532883363>Mein Monke...
>>532883333>>532883363> Glowies have wasted over $3 million of taxpayer money stirring and monitoring this conflict
>>532897187Those are 'utans thougheverThey're galaxy brains compared to your avg chimp
>>532883480
>>532883363Someone should give them guns
>>532885452Fuck you, zeeonist. From the river to the tree!
>>532902070>Aphantasia alone isn't a sign of low intelligenceit's not to say it is, but rather to say, 'if something we were taking for granted can be just *missing* from someone's cognition, what else can be missing?'and i think a lot, is the answer. an awful lot.>As I've grown older and gotten more experiences I've realized that the vast majority of people are just chimps too, and will band together to torment anyone they perceive as smarter (more dangerous) or different. (more dangerous)you definitely have leaders and followers in that aspect; i've always had a bit of a radar for people that are amoral sociopaths, and i usually get them and one or two of their little stooges hassling me.>This world feels like hell to me. I find many people to be aggressive and evil too.me too man, me too.
>>532883480and
>>532900388>Generally yeah but the Indonesians and Malaysians have known since ancient times that horny Orangutans will rape human women it's well documentedHorny Indonesians are well known for raping Orangutan females. So it is working both ways.
>>532883363What does mossad gain from this?
>nothing ever h-ACK!!!
>>532883372>Chicago looking differenthow tho?
>>532883363I want to see pics of the primate lodge.
>>532883333Maybe they found some mushrooms and are now fighting over whose hallucinations are more correct
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/Z3HD7J1mhDI
>>532883363Lol we need a chimpout general thread
>>532903291
>>532883363Center is currently posting AI videos of Morton, absolutely pathetic.
>>532883333This is how tribes that grow too large splinter into smaller ones.
>>532903208They get to send the refugees to Europe
>>532903208Divide and conquer the chimpim, as usual
>>532883363Morton will come to the resque! I'm sure of it! Garrison tyranny shall end!
>>532883333>>532883363I'd give one side weapons just for a laugh
>>532883333Checked Left has gone crazy and the right is going to take them down
>>532904093There are rumours that Garrison and his peers are supporting his candidature for a position of the leader of the Center Group.
>>532887020this makes me sad.
>>532884541Bro its a even fight. American military, and america itself is full of niggers.
What we got here is a failure to communicate. Some chimpanzees you just can’t reach, so we get what we have here in Ngubu land. Well this is the way Bunker Monkë wants it, so he gets it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZYkzzh3u8I&pp=0gcJCcQBo7VqN5tD
>>532903822Dis nigga CHEEFIN, dayum!
An’ I don’t like it any more than you do. Teehee…Fight! Fight! Fight!
>>532904559The Great Strother Martin My all-time favorite
>>532897187
>>532900388>horny Orangutans will rape human womenA horny muslim will rape a female goat, so what?
>>532897827zero evidence for this, and genetics shows us that few men had access to most of the breeding.
>>532883333the jews did this
>>532892658We are equally related to both.>>532893206>>532896622>>532902070You sound like autistic, condescending and annoying dweebs. Also, I know many people with Aphantasia over the years, one was an veyr timid and quiet woman with autism, who was an engineer. Another is a friend I've known since I was 2 1/2 who would get A*s in his grades, especially maths, and now works in government and loves fantasy novels. A few more was a peaceful ex-girlfriend who works with kids, a friend of my current GF who is a hippy, and my own Father who loves engineer, motorbikes and has worked in management for facilities for decades. All generally normal, hard working and intelligent (except maybe the Hippy) and none of them were violent.
>>532890167Chimp alledgedly said if they don't kill the women and children, someone else will.
>>532905095you are again, over-focussing on aphantasia; it is a demonstrable aspect of cognition that people admit to be missing. the point is, people might be missing a whole lot more in their thought processes than we think.
>>532892648Uma/delicia post
>>532900973Wait I was wrong, the new figure in 2026 is 52 million
>>532904923
>>532883333>Over 30 chimpanzees killed in ongoing chimp civil war.Good
>>532892658Bonobos have a lot of undeserved good press when they're all a bunch of feminists and rapists.
>>532883333You think they became intelligent maybe? Evolution like in something out of planet of the apes or something like that
>>532883485send in joe rogan
>gorillas do nothing>win
>>532905623G
>>532905953We should send an emissary to try and meditate peace
>>532902070>They "see" numbers, mathematical concepts, and relationships between concepts, but don't train or retain the ability to see it as a visualization in their mind. They see the 0s and 1s of the matrix, to put in a pathetic way.This is the opposite of aphantasia, this is actually supraphantasia.
>>532883363Oh no! Banana prices are on a rise!
>>532883363will the ceasefire talks lead to peace in bannaistan?
>>532906249Neither side is happy with two state solution, but don't want to give up lands they see as theirs. Its a fight to the butter end.
>>532883363Any update on Morton?Can we get an AI of a chimp head on the Ayatollah cardboard?
>>532900920Kill yourself
>>532884541I love this pic can I shave it
>>532883363to yeet out your enemies and see them ook ook eek eek before you
Unironcally should be filmed and sold off, Uganda could be making bank with this
>>532883333Oh Lawd! Has Chimps Rights Watch Issued a statement?
They have 48 hrs to before fresh faeces is flung in their direction. We just had dinner and it’ll take that long to be ready. *Log-istics.
>>532903086>it's not to say it is, but rather to say, 'if something we were taking for granted can be just *missing* from someone's cognition, what else can be missing?'>>and i think a lot, is the answer. an awful lot.I've also been thinking this way about empathy as a "skill" or a "brain circuit" that some people evidently are lacking.
>>532907739literature tries to tell us the absence of empathy is psychopathy, but i think most people only do empathy performatively. they can get to the 'right answer' through logical puzzles, not because they actually feel bad. they of course, say they feel bad, because again it is performative. it is meant to convey a sense of social responsibility at an intrinsic level. however, i do not believe this to be the case; i think a lot of people do performative empathy when the stakes are low for them, or they are otherwise caught and try to act their way out of judgment from others.in my experience, people are awful. i cannot bring myself to do the same shitty things to them that they do to me. i am either weak, or morally better. i do not know which, but it makes other people a continuous punishment to be around.
>Morton suspected killed in action>believing CGW propagandaHere's a photo taken earlier today in the outskirts of Kahunge. Look familiar? Some people are so easily fooled, the dead chimp in the footage released by the CGW was clearly a crisis actor, whilst the real Morton was escorted to safety. The CGC is not so easily defeated.
>>532908008>most people only do empathy performatively. they can get to the 'right answer' through logical puzzlesYes, there is also a fundamental difference between empathy (which is good), and pity (which is a crime). Psychopaths don't understand this distinstion.
>>532883333CHECKED QUADSand also gorillas are superior to chimps in every way. gorillas built better nests, use better simple tools, and are honorary orangutangs.chimpanzees and obboobbobos are the niggers of apes. (apes are superior to niggers who are not monkeys they are below them as mud demons.)
>>532883363Something big is about to happen in Bigodi, I can sense it.
>>532883363Which group of chimps is left wing and which group is right wing? I NEED to know so I can decide which deaths are justified and which ones should be remembered as heroes.
>>532883363If Morton was alive we'd be seeing pics of him, it's over
In the end the only winners will be the proboscis monkeys, or, as i like to call em, skiks.
>>532883333>>532883363LEAVE THE CHIMPS ALONE
>>532905988>smallest penis size of any ape>winning
>>532908722the map is north centered so the west apes are the left wing. hope this helps.
>>532909170If other apes destroy each other, gorillas who are only ones left, will have the biggest dicks of ape world. You just fell for the gorilla's long game.
>>532909334can't be that long lel
Ws in chat for Garrison
>>532883363So who's side are we on here?
>>532909083>fucking his own belly buttonBased
>>532883423dont make me insist you provide naval vessels to cover up my inability to do anything right again
>>532883363>>532883333We truly are in WW3
>>532892515Fr? Sauce me
>>532884021Westnigger shill post, IGNORE
>>532883333Why are they showing pictures of monkeys and calling them chimpanzees?The actual story is just about normal black dudes.
>>532883333Nice quads. Very nice.
>>532909786>t. Centralcuck
>>532892658Bonobos are WOKE
>>532883372
>>532883333Well there you have It, evolutivon Is real, God Is not.
>>532888181Nigga I would watch this too and I haven't voluntarily watched national channel or netflix in ages.
>>532897187>>532904789We should share more technology with orangutans
>>532888149>>532888181
>>532889033I still haven't put my dick away
>>532902265Meh, it mindbroke lots of lefties as it destroyed the entire Russeau argument within nature hominids were peaceful. Khorne was already there long before homo sapiens emerged.
>>532905222People didn't 'admit' to be missing it, they usually live their lives without knowing and only in recent years has it become mainstream knowledge.What other distinguished and quantifiable thought processes can we really highlight that could be missing? Aphantasia is a very unique and identifiable trait that some miss, but what else can you describe that could support your idea that people could be missing thought processes?
>>532911126>What other distinguished and quantifiable thought processes can we really highlight that could be missing? Aphantasia is a very unique and identifiable trait that some miss, but what else can you describe that could support your idea that people could be missing thought processes?lack of internal monologue
>>532902265Dogs and cats are more violent than humans, and if you are comparing humans to chimps, then you should know humans are substantially less violent as well.>>532911118Leftists wanted to expand the social contract and the right didn't like that, wanted it to fit a more narrow framework.
>>532911361>then you should know humans are substantially less violent as well.i don't think they are, i think they're just aware of the consequences. when given a lack of consequences, people devolve into violence very quickly.
>>532911314Both are forms of imagination and have heavy cross-over in mental illnesses related to overly active 'imaginations'; hallucinations, both visual and auditory, are common in schizophrenia, and both of these are managed mainly in the prefrontal cortex. Many people I know with aphantasia do not have a discernable inner-monologue either. I struggle to think of anything else outside of those two closeley related examples.
>>532911453If that were the case, humans would have never flourished into continuously forming societies and communities. Understanding consequence to a greater degree may be a factor in our less-violent tendencies, as even wild animals show restraint and rely on intimidation to avoid the potential injurious consequences of a fight.
>>532911762Those behaviors had to be learned for survival, and wild animals are much more conservative at evaluating risk than humans are, without considering the effects of education and life experience
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>>532883333>ongoing chimp civil war
love monke
>>532883363>Jews looking to sell guns to both sides, drive them into debt slavery and sleep with their women.
>>532883333The local niggers are being reincarnated as chimps and continuing the bloodshed
>>532911762remember when there was a serial killer epidemic because people learned they could get away with it, and how that tapered off massively with shit like cctv and dna?>>532911665>I struggle to think of anything else outside of those two closeley related examples.i would be interested to see what else could be missing, and i think there is a lot more, but we simply haven't measured for it meaningfully yet. shit, 20% of the western world is functionally illiterate.
>>532883333nice quadsseeing this sort of thing reminds me of the monkey nature of man and saddens meid have preferred to been born a spirit
i would unironically back a air campaign to kill garrison and his soldiers, they're clearly out of control killing women and children for no fucking reason Every group west male that has crossed the primate lodge into center group territory needs a bomb dropped on their fucking heads
>>532902563Imagine a world where we descended from orangutans instead of chimpanzees.inb4 christcucks or zuttsluts or kikesGod isn't fit for acknowledgement until he wipes up the giant shit he took below the himalayas,I'm not talking to that fucking poopgoblin while india exists.
>>532883363 Looks like the Center group was getting pampered, they have 3 fresh water sources, probably the most fertile area, the western chimps have less but are more hardened and dream about plunder and loot and plenty of pussyI would definitely bet on the western chimps, they will surely finish the job
>>532903410freemasonry no doubt
why can't we live in peace with each other
Imagine if these chimps could put aside their differences and unite against the true enemy, humans. West v Central? Come on, man!
>The rival monke tribe is two weeks away from figuring out how to throw stones.
>>532913554Uganda has one of the largest armies in Africa and has pledged to join the was with Iran... if only they weren't landlocked. They do have tanks
>>532883363>morton kiaits so fucking over bros
This unprecedented attack by the oohohahnian regime represents the sprouting of fascism in the west. We call on both parties to immediately enter peaceful negotiations, mediated by the kampalan tribe, lest we repeat the 6 million mistakes of our forefathers.
>>532897827 But enough with jewish history. They were also somohow homosexual, so a perfect example to try to brainwash them into being faggots and submissive to women. Did they performed ritualistic genital mutilations too?
>>532902070Or you're a fucking degenerate idiot who spend time with degenerates and mentally ill. Truly the builders of civilizations.
>>532883372not really
>>532884617I haven't been in so long, I sometimes forget how beautiful Chicago is. So rich in history.
>>532893025I hear they were even attempting to domesticate painted dogs. It would have been disastrous not only for the region, but for apekind.
>>532883363CAM ON FACKIN GARRISON SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS
>>532883363Kino. Absolutely, pure … Kino.
>>532892648holy shit ahahahhahaha
>>532904836Plenty of evidence that they were matriarchal in that the males had to move from one tribe to another to find a mate. This changed during agriculture where it was the women that had to move. Also, their mysticism was more Goddess oriented.
The ghost of Uganda was seen providing air support to local troops on the ground
>>532883363GET BACK IN FORMATION
The chimps are so organized and following opsec that you can't even get gore vids
>>532883333great more refugees
>>532917988Their food is so good though and they're amazing at soccer
>>532913255We didn't descend from chimpanzees. Chimpanzees are probably one of the ancestral horrors ingrained into our genetics, in fact.
>>532918396chimpanzees are our cousins not our ancestors.
>>532883363>>532883333Central group male Morton (left) and western male Garrison (right) in 2013, before the split. Photograph: John Mitani/ScienceMorton bros...
>>532883363Which side do we support, chat? And which side is zogged?
>>532888516Morton's second defensive force should have taken advantage when Garrison full committed his attack on the first force. If they were too far away to relieve the first force, they could have instead used the second crossing to invade Garrison's undefended territory, gaining as much as they lost. By retreating they've relinquished that advantage, taking their losses for nothing.
