>Mar 3: "We won the war.">Mar 7: "We defeated Iran.">Mar 9: "We must attack Iran.">Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.">Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”>Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet.">Mar 13: "We won the war.">Mar 14: "Please help us.">Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it.">Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all.">Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me.">Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad.">Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help.">Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.">Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.">Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.">Mar 20: "NATO are cowards.">Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
>Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait">Mar 22: "Iran is Dead">Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran.">Mar 24: "We’re making progress.">Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”>Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.">Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO.">Mar 28: No major quote>Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing>Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.">Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing">Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon.">Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not>Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen.">Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. "Tuesday 8 PM ET".>Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.">Apr 6: "We can bomb the hell out of them">Apr 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight"
You lost, iranny
>Mar 3: We won the war>Mar 14: Please send help>Apr 5: Praise be to Allah