Which one of you is this?Is this the beginning of some chud rage epidemic?How will America deal with the political implications of chuds losing their marbles?
>>532886984Forgot link.https://x.com/philthatremains/status/2042593896719409206?s=20
Deport all Indians
>jewish eyebrows
>>532886984double first cousins
>>532886984Why did he speficially asked for his daugther, what is the context here?
>>532886984I'd sic my dog on this faggot brown and post vid for maximum hilarity.
>>532886984WTF is happening here, why is this guy in flip flops?
>>532886984>>532887025Fucking kek, I'm still watching the vid
>>532886984opening the door with a 12 gauge and blasting this dude point blank would be doing the world a favor.
>>532887383He wanted to tell him that finally something happened.
>>532887383He also wearing an anime t shirt
"Open this door or I will end you" did he just got possesed+?
>>532886984John Cusack really crashed out.
>>532887025Ahahahaha the part where he's ringing the bell then uses the broken chain to whip the door
>>532887025Ai
>>532887388Don't waste your time it's fucking AI and it is a faggot
>My name is Harry Dresden motherfuckerShows up in a bathrobe and flip flops.>This is my neighborhood, open the door now>Or I will fucking END youThis guy's been watching movies and not working out or training.
>>532887025>Open the door or I will end you.
>>532886984Chud McIncel over here
>Is your daughter there?
>>532886984>My name is Harry Joyston, MOTHERFUCKER>Open the door. This is MY neighborhood.Nigga needs to be a voice actorHe's like an autistic and slightly obese 2020s JC Denton from Deus Ex but in flipflops
>>532887642It's still funny and you seem offended.
brutal sandals bro
>>532887606>>532887642It's real though
>>532886984>>532887025uncanny valley vibes
The comment on that video is fuckin gay. The cops will take 3 hours to get there if they even show up. He literally threatened murder on video. Open the door armed and tell him to leave, he won't then blast him. Win/win.One less chud on the streets.
>>532888078Also, this video is AI, so everyone's gay
>>532887025LMFAO, why not shoot this fuckin guy?
>>532888038Its as real as your girlfriend nigger
>>532886984In fucking flipflops????
>>532886984>tfw nothing is happening
>>532886984Looks like a Neandertal mix
>>532887799too many words on your meme to read, but that is a nice looking man on the pic.
>>532888481new soijak just dropped
>>532886984>>532887025i look like this and sound like this.
>>532886984nigga wearin flip flops trying to kick down the door lol
>>532887518Pretty sure yah
LET ME SEE YOUR DAUGHTERI CAN'T BREEEEEED
>>532886984kek, its really funny how these faggots see reality. They really believe they are intimidating or that they have supernatural powers or protagonists that can get a powerup.
>>532886984>just let me in the house>nothing will happen >trust me
>>532886984Looks like pure AI to me.
>>532886984>master race
>>532887304the model for chud was half jewish
>>532887025I’m siding with this absolute unit, beautiful specimen of a Chud on this. The guy behind the door is a nigger and Chud is right, where is that nigger’s daughter? He really needs to open the door. The smoke detector is probably broken and there’s a possibility of a 13 doing 50 behind that door.
>>532886984DAMN WHITE SUPREMACY FOLKS LOOK LIKE DAT????
>>532888078>open the doorWhy? Get your gun, take a position facing the door, and get the cops on the line. Walking outside when the door is still preventing his entry is putting yourself in needless danger, as he might have a knife and stab you before you can take him down. 21 foot rule, dude
>>532887606>>532887642>>532889132The clip is too long to be AI you retards.AI videos are limited to like 10 seconds.This clip is nearly 3 minutes long, and has consistent scenes and matching audio.Looks like we're nearing the point where any post on here will be accused of AI by 80 IQ chuds who can't tell the difference.
>>532887025>>532886984>manufactured aislop ragebait>190k views on shitterThis civilization is done for.
>>532887183
>>532886984The trenchcoat and flip-flops combo was a bold fashion choice, but overall that was unfathomably based.
>>532886984>>532887025looks staged or even AI
>>532887025Oh wow another chud Simpout
Harry Dresden vs Ronnie Pickering cage match. Need it or keep it?
>>532889670>>532889728>>532889998it's real
>>532889997>basedTheres nothing based about mental illness.
tranime loving incels need to be put down ngl
>>532887966This needs to be a sóyjack.
>>532887966hes got a bigger nose than that Iranian guy
>>532891534>>532887966from x
>>532891813LMAO
>>532887025>trench coat>flip flops>anime shirthas to be staged right? too good to be true
>>532887025That's a skit. You can tell the guy answering him was giggling.
>>532886984So what's the spin here? Chud bad because he cares too much about human life?
>>532886984These are the people screeching your brown and tranny tranny maga all day
>>532886984Is that real? Based meth head if true
>>532887025there is a massive schizophrenic epidemic in the US but everyone ignores it.
>>532887456Top keks
>>532892340Nah. Thats a leftist. Cope.
>>532887025Pretty sure this is a Cherdleys type of skit
>>532891813I was waiting for the new jaks to drop
>>53288952821 foot is based on draw time you retarded nigger
>>532887025Thank you.
>>532887025>https://x.com/philthatremains/status/2042593896719409206?s=20kekSomeone's taking the latest season of The Boys a bit too seriously.
>>532889670Is he punching himself in the back of his head?
>>532887025>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>532886984WHY ARE YOU CLOSED
>>532893314GORBO JUST GOT SKULL MOGGED BY BABYCORN AT THE GOON JUNCTION
>>532889728>this is a real Kierkegaard quote (albeit cutoff mid sentence)This is so fucking funny.
>open the door Sasuke.>I need to test my abilities
>>532886984What the hell did Vladimir Kramnik do this time?
>>532886984Bro has aura
>Ywnb based enough to walk over to your neighbors house and demand to rape his daughter
>>532889670You can edit clips together you know.
>>532886984holy cripes what a nutter
>>532887025He said "please." What is that stupid nigger's problem? Do they not say "please" in the juggle?
>>532887025YOU'RE SHELTERING LOLLIES BEHIND THAT DOOR AREN'T YOU
>>532886984i dont trust any ring cam footage after seeing so many dancing cats
>>532894075its the other way aroundthe chud otaku in flipflops seems to have been experiencing a psychotic episode and thought the homeowner was abusing their daughter
>>532886984if someone buys demon slayer t-shirt he must be fucked in the head
>>532894371>Israel when it comes up to America and demands it bomb Iran
>>532889670cool, whats his name anon
>>532886984Does guy inside doesn't have gun ?
>>532894677Harry Dresden, apparently kek. Video looks legit.
>>532886984incredible, just a prophesied.
>>532894371i made it better
>>532894726I think youre only allowed to shoot him if he actually breaks in
>>532895402I don't know how castle doctrine works but i think i recently saw video where dad of daughter shot her ex after he was breaking in trough the doors he shot few rounds trough the door and the dude died.
>>532888169Most mutts are weird cucks who shriek and cry if you suggest self defense. On that fed incels website I saw a thread where half the thread was shrieking and pissing their pants that a simp white knight got shot for attacking someoneNormgroids are social animals and cannot disobey eachothers retarded rules
>>532895402https://x.com/JDunlap1974/status/1871861491944792398found it
People say dont go outside but if you dont have footage of them, wait for them to walk away, then go out with camera, they will come back to harass you whilst you get a video of them doing so. Go back inside and lock the door before they get too close.I did this and sent ti to the police and then the crackhead and the bitch that put him up to it moved out. ha ha.
>>532886984Are those eyebrows or electrical tape
>>532895527>>532895402Depends entirely on the region you’re in and the judge/DA you get. And the state law too. But even if you’re in a castle doctrine state a blue DA and a blue jury will still convict youYou are best off just SSS unless your county is based
>>532895946This is also an excellent idea. You can easily bait them into committing extra crimes just by this:>do nothing>win
>>532886984This can't be real kek
>>532895067Kek
>>532886984>obvious staged vid for kike buxit should be a felony with a mandatory minimum of 10 years in prison for posting staged or clickbait vids to social media.
>>532895372Kek.
>>532886984>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>532886984If it was anywhere else but suburban California this man would have been shot.I really can't see any situation that does not end with him getting his ass beat.
>>532896048Indeed the art of fighting without fighting. You never give them the fight they want only the surprise one they didnt expect.
>>532887325How have none of you niggers answered this
I ain't clickin' on shit until somebody posts webm.
>>532896348Because no one knows yet. The person who posted this didn't provide any additional context as far as we can see.
>>532887966MY SIDES
>>532896359It's better with audio
>>532886984Can't help but notice the nerd trench coat there as well. He seems like one of those guys that buys a sword at a flea market and then convinces himself that he is now the most unstoppable super ninja that ever lived Stephen Segal style.
>>532888078Why would you kill someone who's having a psychotic breakdown? Just call 911, get him to a psych ward. Maybe he can be helped. Imagine you became schizo and got shot for it. There was no danger in this situation. Just dont open the door.
>>532896608>>6124276
>>532896307it's possible he was trying to suicide by cop
>>532886984WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER CHUD
>>532886984>>532887966>*DING* *DONG*>"Sir, would you like to know more about our lord and savior, Nothing Ever Happens?"
>>532896816I'm having trouble seeing anyone not kicking the shit out of him. The real problem is that this took place in California where residents have zero power to do one damn thing to defend themselves and anyone beating the shit out of this guy would likely be the one to go to prison for assault. It's the same situation annoying literal fags use to be annoying shits everywhere they go and fuck with people to the point of near total rage at them. They know goddamn well police will always defend them as a sacred minority so they can instigate situations in public with impunity.
>>532891813im too late sad
>>532896820fuck i never do this so of course i fucked it up>>>6124276
>>532886984
>>532894099Yeah and then they will be inconsistent and change between the clips. As a chinese or jeet you ought to know this
>>532897023You should obviously be legally allowed to kill him if you wanted to. I'm just saying, just because you have the legal right to kill someone doesn't mean you should. Ending a life (of a person you dont know) is not a positive experience and nothing good will come out of it. Try helping your fellow man instead. The dude may just need some medication. Of course if he actually managed to kick the door in then you'd have no choice.
>>532897257kek
>>532897257
>>532897023>>532897303Also would like to add if it was a nigger then I'd shoot him immediately. But not a white looking dude.
>>532886984It's AI.
>>532892190Youd be laughing too if some chud was screeching at your door having an autistic meltdown
>>532890630If it was real there would be a police reportAny sane person would 1) Not even communicate with this guy2) Call the cops as soon as he kicked the door (even though it obviously wasn't very threatening)
>>532897303California is shitty like that. Laws are built to basically take away anyone's right to defense to the point where all one can reasonably do is hide and wait for police to appear. That state sends lots and lots of people standing their ground to prison. Often they are the only ones in the situation that does get jail time.
>this is *MY* neighborhood
>>532886984>tfw you vaguely resemble this guy
>>532897363>>532897504California is a Duty to Retreat state, meaning if someone breaks into the house, you are required by law to run away and wait for police.
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wow the chuds saying its ai actually look like this,
>>532886984>no happenings?
>>532897593That's not how it works
>>532897593>California is a Duty to Retreat state, meaning if someone breaks into the house, you are required by law to run away and wait for police.Sounds like any European country. Isn't New York the same in this regard? I would assume Massachusets too.
>>532895997jury like that should be hanged
>>532887025Well if there wasn't anything wrong why wouldn't the dude open the door? Pretty suspicious activity if you ask me. I'm with chuddy on this one.
>>532886984>zero cortisol>katana under the bathrobe>long pants, chancla no sockYou better bend over, daddy's knocking on the door.
>>532897726CA, NY, NJ, OH, ME, MI, RI and AR for some reason. >>532897681That is what Duty to retreat means, you are required to remove yourself from a situation and are not allowed to escalate it. The fucked up part here is that this guy was not there to rob the place or steal anything, he was there specifically to cause harm to the occupants. There is no reasonable retreat that can be made because the occupants are the target. When Duty to Retreat typically means to leave the home and let the perp steal things.
>>532897726He's lying. If somebody breaks into your house you shoot them, even in California. Duty to retreat only applies to outside of your home
>>532897930I assumed a katana or a fancy knife he got at the flea market.
>>532886984>you may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
>>532897498Holy shit dude it takes cops like 5 minutes at their fastest to get there. The clip is like 3 minutes you retard. It’s not real because the cops aren’t immediately there? The fuck is wrong with zoomers
>>532895372Bravo.
>>532886984>>532887025Calmest reddit moderator.
>>532898040Looks like an upper middle class (gated?)white neighborhood. cops will respond super fast usually
>>532897930>Dresden... Harry Dresden The Dresden FilesNovel seriesThe Dresden Files is a popular urban fantasy series by Jim Butcher, following Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard and private investigator, as he solves supernatural crimes and navigates a hidden magical world. The series blends fantasy, mystery, and noir, featuring vampires, werewolves, faeries, and other magical creatures, known for its fast-paced plots, witty humor, and detailed world-building. The main series, starting with Storm Front, is ongoing, with recent books including Peace Talks and Battle Ground, and a new installment, Twelve Months, expected in 2026.
>>532887025This is the defining meme of 2026.
>>532887383They look like Reef flip flops
>>532897986WRONGYou may not shoot anyone even in your own home in California.
>>532887025lol
>>532898040Then the guy who made this totally real video can post the ring camera footage of the police arriving.
>Harry DresdenNo, that can't be. He has to be an imposter, because if he was the real Harry Dresden, that house would've gone down in flames before the video ended.
>>532898040When people get arrested there's usually some public informationI'd expect at least a local newspaper clipping or something
>>532898108thanks fren, one last touchup to fix his glasses that i missed
>>5328981435 minutes is super fucking fast. It takes 1 full minute to give all the information on the phone call
>>532897593If he actually kicked down the door and entered the house it would be fair game to lay his ass out.
>>532893558based oldenfag
>>532897278Is it at all possible they worked arounds those 2 or 3 limitations in current year?
>>532898175>Fat guy>Anime shirt>flip flops>trench coat>I'm Harry Dresden>Literal autistic screechingThis guy is a Venture Brothers parody brought to life. He probably thought he was legitimately going to fight bad guys with the katana he had tucked away in that coat.
Breh the long coat, anime tee and flip flops. No drip is sight lmao
>>532886984the chudest chud that ever chuded this chud planet
>>532886984>>532887025Why does chudcore drip look so cool?
>>532897549Fucking kek
>>532886984men willingly wearing sandals in public should be flogged
>>532886984After all these years he finally came to help, and no one answered the door.
fucking hilarious
>>532887025If cops are bad and he is bad wouldn’t the cops help him? The left makes no sense.
Good. Good.
>>532895372Make it PNG
>>532886984Typical shounenigger.
>>532898814The deep state left idolizes police officers as much as the right. It’s like how most republican and democrat politicians don’t like stoners but everyone smokes weed in America. It’s the difference between professionalism and unprofessionalism basically.
>>532898247California has castle doctrine you fucking 3 IQ shitstain
>>532898247Yes you can
>>532887025Chud Almighty
>>532886984Context you filthy faggots.
>>532886984Fucking unhinged psychopath.
>>532899080Option one, it's a skit. Probably the case because you'd see news reports for this. Option two, it's a guy that who had a psychotic break and was convinced his neighbor was abusing his daughter.
i feel this is pure cia nigger glowie think tank gen ai bullshit it's too perfect very funny but i will call fake and gay till proven otherwise
>>532886984No QRD? No followup? What was his deal? Fuck do I care about some chud's reaction without context.
>>532889998not AI, but definitely staged.
>>532899295Then you are a chud.You need, breathe, and want more Chudiness and chud-based information
>harry dresdenmuh heckin marvel movie referencea popular urban fantasy series by Jim Butcher, following Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard and private investigator, as he solves supernatural crimes and navigates a hidden magical world. The series blends fantasy, mystery, and noir, featuring vampires, werewolves, faeries, and other magical creatures, known for its fast-paced plots, witty humor, and detailed world-building. The main series, starting with Storm Front, is ongoing, with recent books including Peace Talks and Battle Ground, and a new installment, Twelve Months, expected in 2026
>>532898980
>>532886984Ben Shapiro would like to talk to you about his falling subscriber numbers.
>>532897549
>>532891813Man, X really is better than this shithole brown /pol/ has turned into
>>532899408>t. chud got offended Man, you are pathetic. I wasn't even talking to you and you immediately got your feelings hurt over the fucking internet. How sad is that? What a loser.
>>532899616It's nowhere near how /pol/ was before 2021. But it has some gems.
>>532886984Why do they always look like that? I wear glasses like that and have since I was a kid, I hope I don't look like that. What frames should I get the next time my prescription is updated?
>>532888078The main problem is that the homeowner isn't actually there. He's speaking remotely through the door cam and says "if he was there" instead of here. It's a shitty feeling knowing some psycho is trashing your place and you can't do anything but hope the cops can be bothered to show up
>>532899295>Kitten blocked daddy on discord for the last time and now must face the consequences
>>532886984>I AM what happens
>>532900341>nothing has ever happened for so long that I BECAME the happening
>>532893595>GORBO JUST GOT SKULL MOGGED BY BABYCORN AT THE GOON JUNCTIONDoes anyone have this with sound? I've been desperately searching. I think I found the creator but this video isn't on his channel. Also, this video is just too perfect. The Anime shirt, the sweatpants, the flipflops, all wrapped up in a trench coat. This has to be staged.
>>532899975
>>532900690If it's staged the guy is an absolutely amazing actor.
>>532886984I look like this and act like this
>>532886984>>532887025Is this AI?This motherfucker deserve to get fucked up
>>532900690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q8kFEJBRFY
>>532886984Aw man I was expecting gunshots. Could the home owner legally shoot the chud? Chuddie did sort of threaten to kill...
>>532900885I love you, thank you. Please accept this picture as compensation.
>>532900690>wagecels are seethinghttps://youtu.be/-q8kFEJBRFY
>>532886984If this retard was half as smart as he is loud, he'd have entered through a ground level window.
>>532901418i think that's a lot more illegal than sperging out on the porch
>>532897956What if you legit have bad knees? I'm not going to retreat by leaping out my second story window and hobbling away.
>>532901372Holy shit, this is some loremaxxing. I wish I was in the 4th cycle. I'm too chopped though.
>>532901472I'm operating on the assumption that his intention was to gain entry into the property.Law is a formality.
>>532886984Kind of wish he opened that door...
>>532886984Castle doctrine covers curtilage don't it?
>>532900548Same vibeshttps://youtube.com/shorts/G74ZHWcsbgc
>>532886984Average Demon Slayer fan btw. Is this AI? All these AI ring cam videos and I just don't believe anything from a security cam is real anymore without some kind of real world report.
>>532902072Can AI stay that coherent for over two minutes, without bursting into spaghetti?
Why do chuds always look like that?
>>532890714Fuck i love this website
>>532898199The year ain't over, buckoIt's only just startingBuckle up
>>532901372Jesus. Christ. Looksmaxxing might be one of the most psychologically, emotionally, intellectually and physically toxic psyops I have ever encountered. It vascilates between transgenderism, niggerdom, nihilism, homosexuality, vanity, narcissism...like a wraith. It can be one or all at the same time. That shit is inhuman. Its like underhive culture and I don't mean the visuals of this a.i sloppa
>>532902146Not even necessary when you can stitch together generations but the in-house models probably can generate this entire vid in one prompt
>>532887325His daughter is a 12 year old mexicagirl who broke his car window and ran away.
>>532890714KEK
>>532897225Still amazing, have a (You), I keked. Saved.
>>532902378His hand, when he's grabbing at the camera, looks way too real. Id have panic attack if I found out that video was a.i.
>>532887025This brave patriot is just confirming that he's not running a daycare scam. Libs are terrified of being exposed.
>>532902072Well, fuck.
>>532886984AI slop.
ayyyyyyyyyy
>>532897266
>>532886984he will unironically lose his virginity due to this incident
>>532886984>>532887025Why even talk to him? Just call the police
>>532886984Wait chud is a phenotype? I thought it was about being fascist, orthodox, etc
>>532897266This was a valid break.
>>532903240get over yourself grimes. quit being such a whiny baby
>>532902072>>532900859It's literally just Eugene levys cousin having a npc freak out. jewish ppl do crazy things not everything is ai retards.
>>532886984>>532887025I don't understand what he's wanting to see.
>>532890714I’m pretty sure you have to have perfect eyesight to become a pilot.
>>532903177He's jewish, has the same kike thick rectangular eyebrows as ben shapiro and most old rabbi etc.
>>532900341looking like brezhnev here
>>532889670It's a jew. Why is it always a jew? Why haven't we made them extinct yet?
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