Iran has no cards, Trump is master over life and death.
>>532888566Hormussy status?
>>532888566>they have no cards>this card they can use to control 20% of the world's oil doesn't count!
>>532888566>they don't have any cards, except that one card that BTFOs me
>>532888566Why does he insist on playing with cards when everyone else is playing chess?
Trump is playin poker but the game is a game of You Gi Ho
>>532888566Trump is right,What if Iran got nuked, what's Iran gonna do?
>>532888639Open for a reasonable fee.
>>532888566Based
>>532888566Art of the deal. 4D chessThe best way to negotiate war is to sound rushed, panicked, desperate and to also lie about things the public blatantly knows is not true.
>>532888566His ego just won't let him shut up. Especially now that Iran is giving him a way out, even though he's proven once again that he has absolutely no control over israel. It's a truly bizarre spectacle that's painful to watch.
>>532888566Duh. The US always holds all the cards. We're the ones who make them and allow vassal states to hold them sometimes, but the house always wins.
>>532888781Lol why would America care? We only get 2% of our oil from them. And it's a good way to remind Europe and Asia who's really in charge. You faggots wom't do shit because you never do shit and don't even have the capability to do shit. Everyone outside the US is our slave. Whiny slaves, at that.
>>532888566They could literally just shup up about it and keep the war as background noise, deny all claims of damage suffered and everyone would assume US is winning spectacullarly. But these niggas can't stay a single day without cope-posting about how they already won o algo.
>>532888873Chess is the European strategy game.Poker is the American strategy game.
>>532889259>>532889372Were you born after 1980 or are you a lead brain?
>>532888566He said the same thing to zelinski before he capitulated and gave him everything he wanted. Iran won.
>>5328894941982, you pathetic shitskin muzzie. You use jews as cope. It's sad and betrays how you view kikes as omnipotent gods.
>>532889372>When your enemy controls the strait you win
>>532889372>Lol why would America care? We only get 2% of our oil from them.because the people that sell you your oil, will sell that oil to other people if they'll pay more for it. you could always nationalise your oil industry. i'm sure exxonmobil kikes will have no problem with that.
I wanna be the very bestLike no one ever wasTo catch them is my real testTo train them is my causeI will travel across the landSearching far and wideTeach Pokémon to understandThe power that's inside(PokémonGotta catch 'em all) It's you and meI know it's my destiny (Pokémon)Oh, you're my best friendIn a world we must defend (PokémonGotta catch 'em all) A heart so trueOur courage will pull us throughYou teach me and I'll teach you (Ooh, ooh)Pokémon! (Gotta catch 'em all)Gotta catch 'em allYeahEvery challenge along the wayWith courage, I will faceI will battle every dayTo claim my rightful placeCome with me, the time is rightThere's no better teamArm in arm, we'll win the fightIt's always been our dream
>>532889372Hey ret*rd, oil is a globally traded commodity. It doesn't matter where it goes to, it gets sold and bought in the global market affecting the prices for everyone regardless. The US is currently a net importer of oil, it uses damn near double what it produces, so no they won't make "more money". It has large oil reserves, but those reserves are mostly untapped as of today, and bringing them up to full production is not an overnight thing; it takes YEARS, dumbass golem..
>>532888566>t-two w-weeks
>>532888804>the US is the only one who uses the strait actually we don't use it at all
>>532889630So, were you bathed in water that was too hot as a child, or were you dropped too often? Something must have caused your IQ to be so much lower than others of your generation.
>>532888781That card is holding the ME hostage to unprovoked attacks, and the bloodbath that could happen if we commit to eliminating them. If we are prepared to accept the loss of thousands of Americans in a short period of time, we will end them, without question.
>>532888566Iran put forward a reasonable cease fire agreement which makes it clear that this war is in the interest of Israel, not the US and not our allies. The longer this goes on the worse it's going to be for everyone. Just give them some sanction relief and their nuclear program and the Hormussy is open. When Netandyoohoo calls, just say you're busy. Whatever they have on you Trump, even if it's a tape of you fucking and killing kids, it's easier to forgive that than dropping nukes or giving the Carthage treatment to someone that doesn't deserve it.
>>532888566I hate trumpI hate jewsI hate my fucking lifePlease god just let ww3 happen.
>>532889372Fossil fuels and their byproducts are globally traded commodities, nigga. So unless the rancid Cheeto plans on limiting exports, americlaps are going to be fucked by rising prices too.
>>532888566Why does the WhiteHouse repost Trump tweets as images?
>>532889869There will be no WW3. Just a classic collapse of an empire.
>>532889787>If>>532889372see pic related, that is your argument
>>532888781>>532889775>The young people, they love my truth posts>They are very fashionable, I'm cool with the kids, as they say>79!, you look 17, I've never seen a man so young >That's what they say too
>>532888566Fuck the kikes..the world hates you
>>532889372It'd be a real shame if the people who used to buy oil through hormuz bought your cheap oil instead and then you had to outbid them to keep it
Iran doesn't seem to have any reason to really negotiate, especially not with a retarded orange clown
>>532888951Next week, Trump posts:>"WE WON! The strait of Hormuz, after our HARD and EPIC negotiations is finally OPEN, for a small fee of 19.99*! Suck it Iran!!>*fineprint*: (19.99 millions USD, paid in yuan)
>>532889764For us the major issue is that all of our pleb class relies on cheap oil for transit. Our infrastructure just doesn't work without it, and car infrastructure is very difficult to step down to other forms. If most people were taking trolley rides to work, a bicycle ride would be painful but possible. But most people drive between 20 and 30 minutes to get to work. At highway speeds, that becomes hours of transit by any human-powered form. And you can't run buses effectively, car infrastructure is too spread out to effectively run mass transit alongside it, which is why we don't have any. The pleb class is stretched thin as it is, any further disruption will ruin them, pushing them into the streets demanding to know who awoke them from their slumber with this horseshit. And "America First" orange man will be there to take the blame.
>>532888566Run fat goy run
>>532889630The morons here think kikes are supernatural. To them the kikes are responsible for everything. Watch someone will call me a Jew for saying this . Trump did what he did in Iran for his own reason not because of Israel. The low IQ shills on pol want Iran to have nuclear tip hypersonic missiles. Fuck kikes, fuck mudslimes, white power.
>>532889784>can only insult>has no cogent counter-argumentTypical castrated Swiss. Keep sitting on the sidelines of history. Easy to talk shit when your country literally has no say or power in the world. Pathetic. Go build a cuckoo clock, cuckoo cuck.
>>532889787Lol have you seen the K:D ratio so far? If thousands of Americans die, like a million Iranians will die. These are acceptable losses to kill so many shitskin muzzies.
>>532888566NOPE THAT WOULD ACTUALLY GO TO THE OMNIPOTENT GODIM GOING TO ASSUME ITS JESUS BUT DESUI REALLY WONDER WHY HE WOULD ALLOW 1.8 BILLION ABORTIONS AND A PEDOPHILE REGIME TO RUN PLANET EARTH
>>532889630Also fellow 82 here. Wtf man I'm 44 now. I wanna go back. Shits fucked. I still feel like I'm 20 in my mind.
>>532890229Yeah keep making up fantasies that soothe your losing zero sum argument strategy. What if pink flying unicorns suddenly appeared? That would really change things, too! Pathetic.
>>532888566Fucking kekWhat is it like midday in Washington and he's already having melties and threatening lives right before negotiationsThis shit is totally going to fall apart isn't it
>>532890941we only have that kd ratio because our military is hiding far away and sending missiles and bombs. Ground invasion would equal hundreds of thousands of dead zogbots.
>>532890817>Fuck kikes, fuck mudslimes, white power.Now this is 4channing! But seriously, this is the baseline. I want kikes and muzzies to die. Right now we're killing shitskin muzzies, which is good. We can get to the kikes later (there are far less of them, after all), but killing as many muzzies as possible is the flavor of the day. I am enjoying this.
>>532889787>If we are prepared to accept the loss of thousands of Americans in a short period of time, we will end them, without question.are you sure about that? I'm starting to think drone warfare makes it not even really be possible. It's like WWI again with the defender's advantage nowadays. How do you protect advancing expeditionary forces from being constantly pummeled by drones like this?How do you even get landing craft through the strait safely? There are hidden smart mines and drones can be launched from anywhere in Iran
>>532888639FUCKING BITCH IRANIANSOPEN IT BACK UPYOU CAN'T JUST CLOSE THE STRAIT
>>532888566US under trump and netenyawho should not be trusted. They already backstabbed you twice, are you aiming for a third time?Should have just continued bombing Israel, and let the US bomb your cities. Once gas hits above $8, alot of republicans will move to impeach, since it'd be too clear that his admin has no idea what they're doing, besides being white / jewish.
>>532890817Oh no, not the nuclear tips! Fucking retarded ZOG golem, as if the other 'adversaries' of the US don't already have such things. It doesn't mean anything. This war was 500% because of the kike lobby in charge. Starting a war with Iran does NOTHING for the US, and everything for Israel, Even the own fucking director of the National Counterterrorism Center said it, and resigned over it; what more evidence do you need you dumbass fucktard? Hell, what is Israel doing right now? Is it trying to invade Iran? Nope, It's invading its neighbor while everyone else is focused on Iran.
>>532890985Hey, at least we still look young! I look like I'm 30. Millennials look 20 but feel 70 inside. Amazing how growing up in the best of times preserves you. It's OK, we can't go back but we can create our own version to retire in eventually. Imagine 55+ communities that are furnished and replicate 80s/90s aesthetics. Casual diners with jukeboxes at the table. Video stores you can rent VHS and DVD in. CRT sets with vintage Nintendo and Sega systems. It's not gone until we're gone, friend.
>>532891158>cope: the post
Praying for Iran to end this muthafuckas whole life story. Do it bros
>>532891507Lol they can't even defend their own country, you think they can attack someone 6000 miles away? Lol. Lmao, even.
>>532888566>Iran has no cardsbecause theyre about to win
>>532891446lmao look at this jeet pretending to be a human being
>>532888639pool's closed
>>532891938>everyone's a jew or a jeetIt's so tiresome, especially since this is likely a shitskin muzzie that replied. My White Millennial American childhood and adolescence was so incredible if you experienced 5 minutes of it your third worlder brain would explode.
>>532888566Iran probably put mines all over the strait and if push comes to shove they can do what Afghans did and durka durka out of caves just to mortar targets then go back in hiding and doing this indefinitely terrorizing global trade to no end. They have cards, all the US has is threats to destroy infrastructure to harm Iranian civilians.
>>532891819They’ve already won. They’ve destroyed the Republican Party for decades and changed how the entire world feels about jews.
>>532889259Only thing you hold is israel’s dick.
is life just a game ?interrogative
>>532889372>Lol why would the fox care about those grapes? They're probably sour anyway!
>>532888566Trump is retarded. The jews pushed him into a war with a country that fortified itself in preparation to be attacked for decades. Their missile cities were known before the war started. He trusted his jew handlers in the mossad and the fucked him. Iran's mode of warfare favors Iran. Their forces are concealed in bunkers. To "defeat Iran" we would have to make all of the assets in the GCC invulnerable to attack including tankers or we would have to neutralize every Iranian cell completely, which is impossible. If we escalate too much Iran will simply destroy all of the vulnerable infrastructure we're paid to protect. This is not a classic war where two countries are trying to kill each others men. Iran is fighting an economic war using kinetic warfare devices and their proximity to critical infrastructure while the US is fighting a classic 1990's Gulf War V3 kinetic war. We are vulnerable because we have embraced judeo-globalism. We're in the war to begin with because the jews wanted it. The jews hold all of the cards because Trump is too much of a coward to stand up to them. They ruined his ceasefire. Yeah, we could take out Iran but that's not the war Iran is fighting. They are betting they can tank the world economy before we can uproot the IRGC from power and they are right. Even in a scenario where we do obliterate their military, a few lone surviving cells in caves can inhibit shipping through the SoH. This situation is fucked. It's bad for us and everyone else. Iran should be more reasonable and scale back their demands because if they back the US into a corner Trump can cause serious damage to their country.
>>532889869If youre bored start it, you know who the targets are.
>>532892417Uh huh. That's all go got at this point. You really think kikes are super-beings. It's sad.
>>532892747You don't seem to understand what that story was saying. For example: you are the fox saying the grapes they can't reach are sour. Re-read my post. How am I the fox there? You are not clever and quite a fool as you are the fox, not the US. Enjoy your $4/liter gas, loser. Yeah, my $4/gal gas must be sour :)
>>532893733>super-beingssuper devious with your jewish sexual blackmail and infiltration and corruption of our government
>>532894027>EVERYTHING IS ABOUT JEWS!! THEY ARE SO POWERFUL AND DOMINATE EVERYTHING! Goddamn, sounds like you love kikes a lot. I think they're just shitty ugly long-noses who kvetch and grift endlessly.
>>532888566Their only card is extortion of the entire world
>>532889372>Lol why would America care?Yeah, why do you care? Why is your retard threatening to nuke them over 2% of oil traffic?
>>532888566>My opponent has no card except that counterspell and 2 blue mana open
They have an entire deck, son
>>532894304Because killing shitskin muzzies is always a good thing. This is like my fourth ME conflict in my life and it doesn't effect life in America in any significant way. Oh no, gas is slightly more expensive temporarily! I just like there are less shitskin muzzies alive in the world. I also think Israel should be nuked, before you call me a kike. White Power. Death to all semites and shitskins.
>>532888566and what does the US have except aids and wunderwaffe
>>532889372Because it's a GLOBAL market, and jewish middlemen are going to lose money. Jews are perturbed by Iran and Russia and they can't be allowed to make any money selling oil either. They're practically stealing the gold toilet seat right out from under the jews and that's simply not allowed.
>>532888917based
So like, are the negotiations happening or what?
>>532889372For coming from the beating heart of free market capitalism you sure know very little about how it functions in practice.
>>532888566What is this boomer fuck's obsession with card metaphors? It's fucking cringe and gay.
Trump has all the cards.The Trump card.
>>532896957Too bad it's the wrong suit.
>>532889372>Waah why won't you fight our war of aggression for us? WaaahFuck you're gay
>>532888781>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NETANYAHU WONT LET ME BE PRESIDENT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Every Trump card has been a joker.
>>532889776>at allExcept to access CENTCOM and the Fifth Fleet's naval HQ in Bahrain. Retard.
>>532888873Chess is a strategy game with an equal playing field for both players in which skill and strategy determines who wins.Poker is a gambling game in which the winner is the one that can lie or bluff the most and also the one with more money and luck has an extreme advantage.Trump is a liar, a cheater and a hustler so of course he favors games like poker over chess.
