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HAPPENING 04/10/26(Fri)15:23:40 No.532898434

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HAPPENING Anonymous (ID: mLrvVT4V) 04/10/26(Fri)15:23:40 No.532898434 Archived

So this dude showed up at my house the other day demanding I let him in.
He claimed to know the "secret to anti gravity" and that it was imperative I let him in.
Well, I opened the door (stupid I know) and he immediately ran into my kitchen and frantically opened all of my cupboard doors.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! I screamed.
"The bags of dicks... where are they" was all he kept muttering under his breath.
Then he just opened the door to my backyard and has been sitting in my shed for the past two and a half days.
I'm scared to look inside..

Anonymous (ID: 2x3JII7A)
04/10/26(Fri)15:25:25 No.532898536

Anonymous (ID: 2x3JII7A) 04/10/26(Fri)15:25:25 No.532898536

>>532898434
Pretty clever of you to keep the bags off dicks hidden in your mouth and ass.

Anonymous (ID: lmRdEuhM)
04/10/26(Fri)15:25:52 No.532898556

Anonymous (ID: lmRdEuhM) 04/10/26(Fri)15:25:52 No.532898556

>>532898434
He’s very handsome

Anonymous (ID: dPWe4apc)
04/10/26(Fri)16:05:59 No.532901097

Anonymous (ID: dPWe4apc) 04/10/26(Fri)16:05:59 No.532901097

>>532898556
>He’s very handsome
I was gonna say the same thing, those eyebrows make me thing about cave men fucking cave women on a bear rug in winter next to a fire.

Anonymous (ID: nwZgMtJU)
04/10/26(Fri)16:09:16 No.532901302

Anonymous (ID: nwZgMtJU) 04/10/26(Fri)16:09:16 No.532901302

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