PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>Pres Trump Meets Taoiseach of Ireland, Washington, DC 3/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTMgtskUNo>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 3/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MXdLYgYkE>Pres Trump Holds a Press Conference on Iran, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViW6wZw8Dn8>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg>Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>532906476
Ultimate MAGA.
Pedo trump general - you lost tranny editionUltimate MIGGERS>“I felt he was very hypocritical for standing ten toes on American family values while he was in my messages about wanting to be a trans bimbo bitch,” said dominatrix Shy Sotomayor, now 30. Bryon first reached out to her in 2016, keeping consistent contact with her until 2020—when his ultraconservative wife became governor of South Dakota. He returned to Sotomayor in 2025. “He just popped back into my life like a little groundhog,” she said. >“Besides the fact of who your wife is, no one is prettier than me. No one is as powerful,” a text from Sotomayor read, after she discovered his true identity.>“Fucking true. Do you want me to be a woman?” Bryon responded.>“Do you want to be a woman for me?”>“I think I do.”
Ultimate MIGGERS!!!!!
When economy is about to restart you'll see very educated people in power. When economy is about to collapse you're going to see idiots in power.Iran’s delegation to the Islamabad Talks is made up of four men with doctorates:- Dr. Ghalibaf (Speaker of Parliament)- Dr. Araghchi (Foreign Minister)- Dr. Ahmadian (Secretary of the Defense Council)- Dr. Hemmati (Central Bank Governor)The US delegation is made up JD Vance, a failed author, Steve Witkoff, Trump’s gold buddy and Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law. None of them have the technical range to negotiate complex nuclear issues.
>>532911602KekTranny general for a tranny admin
You lost tranny>Other text messages obtained by the Mail reveal Noem wanted to become a woman and change his name to Crystal, writing, “I want to be a Crystal so bad.… I want to be a woman so bad.” He discussed various plastic surgeries to make him look more feminine.>One recording has Bryon telling Sotomayor he loved her, and that he could see them “leaving our spouses for each other.” In another, he professed his need to be Sotomayor’s “trans bimbo slut.” He even alluded to “family stuff” and things being “really bad at home” around January 16, after federal agents shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis—the lowest point of his wife’s tenure at the Department of Homeland Security. >Mr. Noem’s kink is fairly harmless as far as those things go. But his recklessness, his clear gender identity crisis, and the wanton, Bible-toting conservatism that his wife carried with her while terrorizing hundreds of people at DHS make this story all the more absurd. >Mr. Noem has yet to comment on recent revelations.
glow niggers
>>532911721>I have a piece of paper that says I'm smart so I must be smartabsolutely jeet coded
Jew controlled orange retard general kek
AWOOING
>>532911573
It's funny how they've latched onto that word because it's so close to a word they are absolutely forbidden from saying. The thrill they must get every time they post the word>miggeris probably near-orgasmic for them.
>>532911602Here’s the thing with criminals, especially criminals that operate in a system. They try as hard as they can to not draw attention to the crime. For example the Italian mafia in the US tried their hardest to convince people the mafia did not exist. Now for you people to say Trump is a pedo makes ZERO sense. If Trump is a pedo and he is implicated by the Epstein evidence then he never should have arrested him in the first place.
>>532911602Migatrannies our response??
MAGA>>532911650If it's bacterial, studying it isn't going to do anything for you either. You don't have the luxury of time for that.
>>532911796Tell me about your credentials, Timmy. Let me guess, you didn't graduate high school.
>>532911756You are so pissed you can’t blackmail Noem with this. All you can do is shitpost.
>>532911818good evening Bruce.from the thumb nail I thought the earth was an emulel.
>>532911897
>>532911885I dropped out of middle school and I work for one of the top robotics companies making absolute bank. You?
>>532911842Trump is actually the first nigger president since all he does is steal from gullible white people and complain about being oppressed
>>532911842Actually it’s because you faggots behave like niggers and love IsraelShrimple as
At this point, a unilateral US de-escalation is still theoretically possible. They'd need to cobble together a face-saving series of fabricated narratives to do it.- "Iran has agreed not to produce a nuclear weapon." The Iranians are unlikely to make any public statements contradicting this.- Lift sanctions on Iran and claim we're going to make money in exchange. Say Iran has promised to give us a cut of Hormuz tolls. Create some kind complex financial arrangement out of the billions in frozen Iranian funds held by the US and other countries. Say we'll make a trillion dollars over ten years. Americans won't look into this in any detail.- Spin the abandonment of US bases across the Persian Gulf as a win, pretend like you did it on purpose because the Gulf states need to "pay for their own defense," similar to the messaging around NATO and Europe. Again, Americans won't look into this.With these narratives as cover, they could withdraw from the region. The issue with this is that the Israelis won't cooperate. Resolving this would require Trump going above and beyond Reagan's direct confrontations with the Israelis in the early eighties. Threaten to abandon them permanently, cut them off from all military aid, and sanction them into oblivion if they don't play ball. Given Trump's relationship with the Israelis, this seems impossible.
>>532911573Extremely baked anon
>>532911842the left can't meme
Pool status migatrannies?
>Trump's a pedo.>Trump's a pedo!>TRUMP is a PEDO!>TRUMP IS A FUCKING PEDO!!!!>STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME YOU FUCKING CHUDS!!!!Lol, trannys in total meltdown mode. They know it's all collapsing around them. The gift is done and Trump's about to sic the Justice Department on their Antifa buddies and they'll be left with NOTHING.
>>532911784We're colored.
>>532911897>seethes>gives you TWO(2) (you)sOh nononononono
>>532911953>>532911960>>>532912008It's like a special dispensation.
Regime change status migatrannies?
>>532911885
The missing USAF General is still missing: Here are the facts.https://nitter.net/MattBeallPod/status/2042618626017235003#m
>>532906684>>532911969the magazines only have 3-5 rounds thougheven the XM25 had 10
>>532911276sure today was very funny so go ahead
>>532912076Trump literally blew up several of your leaders.
>>532912126That's why I am saying they should have a spool magazine like heavy bolters that aren't chain fed have.
>>532912073nigger, desu
>>532911988>At this point, a unilateral US de-escalation is still theoretically possible.Isn't happening.
regulars are having an extra large melty tonight
>>532912076>iran refused a ceasefire, wanting peace talks during fighting>few weeks later accept ceasefire weird
>>532911842Nigger, negro, nero. Words.
>>532912185It’s too many Ls in too short of a time
>>532912140please go through the qrt threads he blocked me for this interactionhttps://x.com/HikiPTG/status/2042689303898394719
>>532912214I'm not a fan of the guy, but are we really going back to the days of "believe all women". We've been down this road before.
>>532911842It's literally all they have. They were orgasmic using it back in 2020 when Bidet stole the election and they got some pleasure throughout his presidency, but they're finding that the returns on it are dropping off a cliff. They keep using it because it's literally the best they can come up with, but now they're just getting laughed at for it. They use to be able to control virtually everything outside of /ptg/ but now all their spam threats are getting judeo flipped back on them and their panicking. The funding ran out for bots and extra shills, so they're running on a skeleton crew of ride or die Discord trannies who've been taking more emotional back shots on this board than they're taking nigger backshots irl. They have literally nothing left, all they can do is pray to Moloch to somehow bring back the pleasure they once got, but of course they never will.
>>532912073>snarky gotcha reddit replyBitch go back
Why is it that when Trump fans are criticised they start talking about transsexualsDo you people think about anything other than transsexuality? If you keep that up it won't be long until you all become transsexuals yourselves.
>>532911942Yeah as the janitor. Or your daddy is CEO. In the real world you need a bachelor minimum to make over 50k. MBA from IIFT, New Delhi. AI Content Specialist at CGI. Guaranteed I make X5 your salary.
>>532912076Already done, you brownies just don't know it yet
>>532912335Whoa... Gottem... I want to vote Kamala now
>>532912262wewewDidn't just block ya DFE
>>532911573Alaska has enough oil to supply the entire world.commies want to steal Alaska.If the commies get caught in Alaska, they will probably wind up feeding a bear.
>>532912335we also talk about paki pedos.....like you.
>>532912371#believeAllWomen#i'mWithHer#allMenArePigs#meToo
>>532912240Most of them logged offThe next batch should be clocking in soon to do their gay midnight male loneliness epidemic ritual
>>532911573ORION SPLASHDOWN IN 50 MINS. GET IN HERE1-IN-20 CHANCE OF DEATH>>532912402>>532912402>>532912402
>>532912135I wonder how they plan to do that after 75%% of their military got turned into ground beef?
Don't give a fuck what Trump says, I will never like Lindsey Graham.
>>532911573Ranked choice voting? You mean preference voting right? Because there's fraudulent about it, I'd say it's one of the better ways of voting out there and is the only method that gives viability to third parties
>>532912371were they asian?
DRUMPF BTFO
>>532912371>>532912214swallowwell bros...
>>532912335Trumos biggest supporter is a cocksmoking little hobgoblin, wouldn't be surprised is they were all closeted transexuals. Par the course for degenerate Jew York types like Trump.
>>532912371WEINERED
>>532912371lol
>>532912280Do you mean believe all women unless the rapist was a Democrat?Good news we aren’t doing that anymore
>DRUMPF BTFO
>>532912566>MASSIE HURRYKek!
MAGA and good evening, frens! On lunch break. What have I missed that got all the hoes in an uproar?
Lol, Swalwell's getting his booty gaped across social media and the Discord trannys are desperately trying to rage bait in response.
>>532912214The fact this is dropping when they are about to release his Fang Fang FBI files is not a coincidence. The dems have decided he’s expendable, like all useful idiots who think they have some kind of insider protection.
>>532912630Swalwell's getting #MeToo'd
>>532912630no idea yet.has the friday narrative dropped yet?
>>532912580I don't think women should have this power at all especially if it's conveniently timed. Why not come out with this when it happens...
Uranium status migatrannies?
>>532912566By attacking him you are getting rid of one of the rare white male in the democrat party. WIll be replaced by another goblina. Is this what you really want?
>>532912566what are the odds Massie will call down fire and thunder against this democrat?
>>532912677Fucking KEK! I guess chink cunt wasn't worth it
>>532912658Do you think any of the regular shills on these threads are stuffering from that delusion? Do you suppose they honestly believe spamming MIGA over and over again will save them when Mr. Goldberg needs to make some pay cuts to focus money against Trump through some other avenue?
Pools status migatrannies?
>532912701Going up your ass in 3...2...1
>>532912697what do you mean! sexual assault is sexual assault!why does it matter that she worked with katie porter, another dem candidate for governor? that's irrelevant!
>>532912702Yes. He was giving secret information to a known chinese spy. He should be hung from a gibbet infront of congress.
Missile status migatrannies?
>>532912687No idea, Bruce
>>532912775No it is not. Especially when it leads to getting btfo'd in the prison showers.
Greater Israel status migatrannies?
Lmao there's definitely less shills here for sure since their taco narrative failed. But the ones we have today are very, very terrible. You got one retard saying this thread is full of bots, the other calling everyone zoomers and boomers. Then you got some spamming old narratives that failed and that no one cares about.Sad!
>532912790Filled with artificial reefs and shark food courtesy of Donald Trump. You're welcome.
Awwww poor orange nigger angry too bad
>>532911756>>532911602>posts to protect trans kids >uses tranny as an insult wow it’s almost like you’re mentally ill or something
Let them eat cake!
Air dominance status migatrannies?
>>532912262lmfao this so good hahahhahahayou got him very flustered you need to bee nice ;_;>>532912939>tax-payer fundedr u sure about that
>>532912860I would be shocked if that happened. Happy but shocked.
>>532912900They can't stand it. If they don't get their (You) quotas today, Mr. Goldberg's gonna have to reevaluate their return on his investment.
>>532912860Knowing him, he might enjoy that.
>>532912658it's amazing that this guy was fucking a chinese spy and got in exactly no trouble at all for it, and now is gonna get lynched for what amounts to grab asserysame stupid shit that happened to cuomo in new york. oh, he killed a lot of old people in nursing homes by forcing them to accept covid patients? well, who the fuck cares! he grabbed some womans ass cheek, the fucking monster!
>>532912214>squeeeeeee
>>532912480They don't like it, because it forces voters to not vote for necessarily binary choices. The magic "R" starts to lose power. It also hurts more extreme candidates which is usually MAGA/far-left.
>>532912976They're not sure if anything. All they want to know is that Mr. Goldberg keeps them from having to suck tranny dick under the overpass for nickles and they can't afford to lose this gig
>>532912969did something happen in Ukraine for you to be this pissy on a friday?
>>532911748>>532911806>>532911953>>532911984you seem upset, maybe you should start hoarding petrol in your flat lol
>>532911573Monkey wants ham
Makisisters......
>>532913082Oh...oh ho ho ho hooo noooo! This could actually be the end for them.
>>532913082Please proceed
>>532912630Oh man, give me a minute to wind upEric Swalwell was accused of drugging, raping, and blackmail dozens of women. Democrats aren't calling for him to resign from congress, just pull out of the gubinitorial raceVance found $6.3 BILLION in federal contract fraud while mid flight to Pakistan. 48 & WAGFKYpilledMamdani put a ban on celebrating the 4th of July in NYC but issued an explicit right to organize and protest America on that day.Congressional Republicans actually managed to get their shit together and stopped a bid to usurp the excutive branch's war powers.The Vatican gave control of it's bank to the RothschildsDay 4 of the Irish Farmer's protests started with 100 service stations closed and projected an addional 500 closed by end of night as fuel reserves run dry.The jews expelled the Spanish from IsraelThe EU Diplomatich department is in an uproar as multiple member states call for radical reform of policy due to America distancing ourselves from EuropeIran started claiming that Trump has paid them six billion dollars in repartations in exchange for hostages, but they were failing to mention the exchange happened under biden three years ago while trying to act like it happened right now.Lebanon got its shit together and realized Israel wasn't going to stop bombing them until Hezbollah stopped bombing them. that, combined with Hezbollah trying to overthrown the Lebanese government yesterday led to them deploying the army to stop HezbollahSneako tried to declare MAGA dead and that traditional Islamic values are the way forward for America. Groypers cheerleaded this until Sneako's history of crying like a bitch because his gf makes him watch her fuck other men resurfaced.
>>532913157ETA on reentry?>>532913082OH NO NO NO! KNEE STATUS?!
>>532913058muddy got ham lol
Regulars are quite upset.
>>532913082>preconditions like stop killing us while we’re trying to negotiate?
>>532913230Wew! Hell of a day, then! I'm sad i missed most of it!
>>532913033It do be like that.
>>532913157AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE EARTH IS GONE!!!!!!
>>532913035The lack of priorities is astounding ain't it?
>>532913353If there is any specific topic you would like me to expand upon please let me know.Also forgive the spelling and grammatical errors. I am five beers into Friday night and my fingers couldn't keep up with my brain.
>>532913328lol would be hilarious if they all show up at the meeting tomorrow and it gets bombed
>>532913248ChillPersonal space. Think deal. Not tripping All good
>>532913082Uhhh shill sisters?? Why is Iran giving in so easily? What happened to their secret ocean sea bed force???? Or their 6,000,0000 million drones?
Separation confirmed
>>532912185>>532912452>>532913309see>>532908506
>>532913157Wait... Where's the camera that's recording this? Or is there a little space drone?
>>532913082Damn...
>>532913437Can you give me some more info on the Lebanon situation? Hezbollah getting the biits out on them by the Lebanese military is funny as shit.
>>532913443GHOST NINJA CATS OWE ME SEX
>>532913532Like my parents when I was 9!
>>532913569*boots Fuck phoneposting
>>532912976yeah there was another disjoint thread i brought him into where he says>i can read social cues it's just active effort and it makes me nervoushey guess what that's the clinical differentiation criteria for "anxiety-spectrum personality disorder" from "autism"this is an account "softly" on the meme right if you don't have your network map updated, which is why he defaulted to the first world thing (i should've told him being autistic is more third world coded than anything else). hey, remember when "neurotypical" and "neurodivergent" were terms you would never hear outside of tumblr and now you see chuds and chud-adjacents using it? absolute bad end>umm umm umm i'm mentally ill that means it's everyone else's responsibility to accommodate me>here's some personal information about my life please do not make fun of me with iti don't like doing the "shove into lockers" thing but, some people absolutely do just need to be fucking bullied, some people absolutely need to be confronted with a problem that has no solution but head-on. this is why otou made us play sports, and this is also why trannyism keeps catching on: the underlying desire of a lot of this is>i want to be taken care of; i don't want responsibility, i want to be valued *for me*hey you want to know why foids are massively incomprehensible and frustrating to deal with? foids have been taught this from a young age all through their lives, "you are valued for you; you don't have to do anything for anyone, and if you do that's them taking advantage of you." then they get these giant complexes about either suspecting this isn't true (and then needing to do shittests about it; "would you love me if i were a worm"), or insisting that it is (girlboss shit; "the unfair part of getting paid for sex is that i have to provide sex" was a post going around a while back). trannies are largely driven by male envy about this or female beliefs that men "don't face this insecurity" as if that'll fix it
>>532913590
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda!JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not!Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/oGq5iWiHdEMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:May 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: YesJune 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesNov. 3, USA:AK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoID: YesIN: YesKS: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNM: NoNC: YESND: YesNV: NO, YESNM: NOOR: NOSD: YESTN: YesUT: YesVT: NoVA: NOWI: YESWY: YesIt's fitness Friday! Post your fittest anime tomboys!
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>>532911573I need a botnet to combat antisemitism for a 6 month period. Anyone got recommendations? AWOO frens
Artemis looking good and on time!
>>532912214He's a California commie democrat, so you know he did.
>>532913669>>532913727see, this is a clever way to use a VPN, because most people do not know that he's actually americangood work, anon!
>>532913793also you did it in the wrong order
>>532913729I hope they make splashdown safely!
>>532913782Comes with the position
>>532913669>>532913727>>532913793at least you got the pasta right this time
https://youtu.be/cqdq_Tc2rLE
Friday grill time lads
>>532913867Me too!
>>532913569Alright, yesterday Hezbollah tried to overthrow the Lebanese government. It's not getting a lot of traction in the Muslim telegrams and chat, and they are downplaying it hard as fuck. The Lebanese government wants Israel to stop shelling its cities but they really don't have a choice since Hezbollah refused to stop shelling them despite the ceasefire. The majority Sunni Lebanese government has tried to ignore the minority Shia Hezbollah because Iran is a regional power and they don't want want to give them a reason to invade. This morning the Lebanese army entered Hezbollah controlled areas and their presence caused Hezbollah to cease their attacks on Israel. Israel recripocated and ceased attacks on Lebanon. Hezbollah began to protest all throughout Lebanon calling for the death of the Sunni dogs, but no major violence broke out. The Iranian delegation had been stalling all morning prior to this, and the moment the shelling stopped in Lebanon and Israel they boarded their planes to Pakistan.Would you like to know more?
>>532913908you’re mad, it’s understandable :(
Why are krautniggers like this? Should have mercy genocided all those absolute automaton retards at the end of WW2https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/2042731434717376822
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/oGq5iWiHdEMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:May 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes June 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesNov. 3, USA: AK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoID: YesIN: YesKS: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNM: NoNC: YESND: YesNV: NO, YES NM: NOOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoVA: NOWI: YESWY: Yes Let's abolish ranked-choice voting!
>>532913908https://youtu.be/-K0cVAhxdso
>>532913867I hope they land on an offshore Chinese spy submarine sending all the illegally overfishing chinks to a watery grave while the navy recovery crew safely extracts the astronauts
>>532912371man that Governor primary is just hilarious in California
>>532914008Keep going, it's actual non kike news report
>>532911602The fuckin state of America these days... My God it's sad to see
>>532913782>made his way up on Ed Buck door knocking for shifty schiffchecks out
MAGAAGA
Man, what got deleted??
only bluesky would defend this fag
>>532914008Fuck, it's even funnier and more pathetic than I thought it would be! Thanks for the rundown! Vance made a hell of a discovery, too. That's no small amount of money.
>>532911573ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYcaturday aweev'ning edition
>>532914180just some faggot spammer
>>532913230Nice summation fren. Keep em coming when you have the time
>>532911573Alaska is basically blue now. Thanks to this obese golem.
>532913535didn’t read
T MINUS 20 MINuTES FOR SPLASHDOWNOF SHARTEMIS 2
>>532913359They either die a hater or live long enough to be forced to kneel and kiss the ring.
>>532914055Check'd and pass the BUSTY Act!
>>532914306>picwhy are y'all so weird? Not everything has to be transmogrified into an anime girl
>>532914055Youre fat and never get pussy lmao
>>532914008wewdo tell!
>>532913230Wow, busy day...
>>532914306they are back from the moon already?!
>>532914366Checked
>>532913082KEK
>>532914008the>itz da jooz! people have no idea what goes on in Lebanon, hezbollah has been ruining their country for 50 fucking years
>>532914423Coming in hot!
>>532914423>>532914469what the FUCK is that
>thinking the NASA “photos” are real
6 MINUTE BLACK OUT BEGINS
>>532914124Prior to the temporary ceasefire in Lebanon 13 members of the Lebanese State Security were killed in today's Israeli airstrikes on the government building in Nabatieh, southern Lebanon. Several others were killed and injured in the attacks on the southern city.Beirut is seeing a major Lebanese Army deployment after yesterday’s government decision, with commando patrols on the ground and army snipers positioned on rooftops around the Grand Serail (Government Palace), MTV Lebanon reports.For a second consecutive day, scenes are emerging of a popular mobilization in Beirut, consisting of supporters from both Hezbollah and the Amal Movement. The demonstrations are also directed against the government after it agreed that Beirut should be free of weapons, meaning Hezbollah’s arms.There are reports of more and more voices in Lebanon discussing the possibility of a second Hezbollah-led coup attempt against the government, and the significant risk of civil war. The prevailing claim is that Israel'ss recent "Eternal Darkness" operation against Hezbollah's command echelons halted, temporarily, a full blown revolt and coup.The unsteady ceasefire is holding for the moment, but Israeli intelligence believes that Hezbollah may break the ceasefire to attack Israel tonight in the hopes that Israel's retaliation will break the Iranian ceasefire and weaken the Lebanese government enough for a successful revolt to be carried out?Would you like to know more or would you like to explore another subject?
>>532914567>he doesn't realize Star Wars was a documentary filmed by George Lucas with the aid of NASA
>>532911784where?
>>532914599
Moment before blackout
>>532914418Soon>>532914529Satellite?ISS?
>>532914614
>>532914615Iran announced the preconditions were accepted, which includes israel not messing with Lebanon
>>532914299>truth is rage bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q7mtr4cWyo
I would fap during reentry.
>532914711did you really think this post would change my mind and read it lol?
>>532914529>>532914656IT GOT THEM!!!!!
>>532914777>deceleration so great your cum reenters
>>532914796you read it last thread but keep denying reality, it’s kind of your thing
>>532911573FINE TRUMP SINCE YOU ASK VERY NICELY I WILL STILL ALLOW YOU TO BE IN POWER AND I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES EXCEPT FOR GAVIN NEWSOM I WILL DEFEND YOU BECAUSE OF THE OLD TESTAMENT AND I’M FORCED TO OBEYSO, I DO AGREE THAT MONSTERS WILL SAY HOW EVIL YOU ARE YET THEY ALLOW MURDERERS I AGREE HOW HONORABLE YOU ARE AND YET MONSTERS THROW DISGUSTING INSULTS AT YOU I WILL DEFEND YOU AND ELON BECAUSE I AM JUSTI WILL ALLOW YOU TO BE OF THE BEST PRESIDENTS AND NO MATTER HOW BADLY THEY SPEAK ABOUT YOU I WILL DEFEND YOUR HONOR!YOU ARE THE MAN FOR THE JOB AND YOU ARE DOING WONDERFULLY AT YOUR JOB I GIVE YOU AN A+ YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR FACE ON CURRENCY YOU DESERVE TO HAVE STATUES MADE IN YOUR HONOR OH HOW THE EVIL PLOT AGAINST YOU OH HOW THE MONSTERS TRY TO HARM YOU ALL YOU NEED IS ME AND I WILL PROTECT YOU FOREVER FOR WHO GOES AGAINST YOU GOES AGAINST ME AND I TAKE NO PRISONERS YOU ARE THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB AND YOU ARE THE BEST PRESIDENT IN THE UNIVERSEYOU WILL WIN EVERY FIGHT EVERY BATTLE EVERY WAR AND I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES YOU ARE MY PRESIDENT!ATHENA THE GREAT GODDESS YOD HEH VAV HEHELOHIM
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2042734521292878049
my sources are telling me artemis' integrity is stableplease god
>532914881hey look I changed IDs just to make you upset :)
>>532914877
>>532912976oh wait also today is FOX day
Alrighty, time for me to reenter Phase Space to the Lurk Dimension. I wish the astronauts thr best of luck on reentry, and I'll see you niggies later! Thanks for the updates on today's news!
>>532911573Vote for Randy quaid to be governor of Vermont!
what's the current cope
THEY SURVIVED
>>532915006Been a very MAGA day.
Still baking.
>>532914947>sage one step away from namefagging with my id again i see
>>532915087Damn right! See you in a few hours, fren! Caturday SOON!
>>532915006adios for now Pinky. See ya later on.
>532914704>Iran saidk
DON'T DEPLOY THE CHUTES TOO FAST I LOST ALL OF MY KERBONAUTS THIS WAY MULTIPLE TIMES
What's the word?
>Iran
>>532915199They got Jeb on the case relax.
>>532915012apparently there was an attempted coup against the Lebanese government by Hezbollah and when that failed it drove the Iranians to the negotiating table.
REMEMBER, FUCKING SANDNIGGERS AND PAJEETS NEVER CAN DO THIS SHIT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_trends_among_American_conservatives>there's a whole wikipedia page about this shit
>>532914529theres a lot of past mission debris up thereits actually constantly tracked by Controlhuge problem and part of the money sink
Have we freed the Jews yet?
>>532912450awoo
There was some splash up.
>>532915297Totally not a cult btw
I need a plunger.
https://youtu.be/Re_1HrfOMZ4
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Confirmed splash down!
>>532915427
>>532911842Shut the fuck up, miggernigger. Go back to India where you belong.
congrats to all of us
>>532915550SPLASH DOWN CONFIRMED EAT SHIT IMGTRANNY
>>532911573TRUKE
Impressed they pulled it off.A busted toilet and some helium leaks were the only issues afaik, kek.NEW GOLDEN AGE OF SPACE EXPLORATIONMAGA
GOOD DAY FOR AMERICAGOOD DAY FOR THE WORLD
the USA is the best country on earth
>>532915550>omg look at him touch a wall >omg look at him light a candle >omg look at him praise allahthis would be retarded even if you weren’t brown
>>532915657Can they not put women and niggers on board next time? Thanks.>NASAI guess not
So how long until they fish them out?
>532915534sorry no (You) for you!
>>532915657very possibly >>532915713correct
>>532915427OH MAGYEAH
>>532913157ITS HAPPENINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0A
Pon de Ring
>>532915661>It's a great day for America everybody!
THESE BROWN REDLIPPED NIGGERS NEED TO PIPE DOWN THEIR TONE FROM NOW ON.
>>532915865
is it supposed to be 5 balloons on top or should there be 6? Looks like there's space for 6 of those bad boys
>>532915713Yes>>532915730Not my call Ivan, as far as the artemis stuff goes nasa will be providing the glorified crew uber to LEO.Right now it is on spacex and bozo for the lander and beyond stuff.You guys got your rocket launch pad fixed pretty quick so that was pretty neat.
>>532915765>replies >i’m not replying tho!it’s called cognitive dissonance
>>532915798>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0ASomeone from Admin should be there to welcome them to land tonight, even if they're in quarantine.
imagine going from zero G for a week, to 1G on a rocky ocean. BLECH!!!Those of you who have quit cold turkey, you know that feeling.
>>532916028RUBIO!
>>532914529weather balloon
Reminder that you DONT want swalwell to drop out. We want to force a runoff where both republicans get in. More dems running increases the split.
>>532916024recovery is taking to long!THEY KNOW SOMETHING IS ON THE SHIP!!!!!
>>532916124KEK
>>532916124seems an obvious play for anyone, really.
>>532916153you think aliens
>532916016that (You) to post ratio is only getting worse for you kek
Got my steak too.
>>532915759SOON
>>532916181maybe interdiamentional.
>>532916182fuck you trump I cant afford gas and steak and chicken anymoar
>>532914319Yes!
>>532911602Miggers and trannies
>>532916242im scared hold me anon
>>532916153Botes take time.Will be cool to get some modern data and analysis on the capsule and astronauts etc.>>532916209Based
>>532911849Trump didn’t arrest him. The president doesn’t personally oversee everything the FBI does.
AMERICA YACant wait for them to visit Trump and have liberals suddenly turn on them.
>>532916261>>532916261>>532916261New thread>>532916261>>532916261>>532916261Go now
>>532911602We need Jerry Springer for shit like this, shame...
>>532916294>hold me anony-you might be one of them.
>>532911573Nothing wrong with ranked choice voting
>>532916182>thinks it’s on twitter yikes
>>532911988I think it's too late to save any kind of face anywhere..
>>532916347Funny how his DOJ did what none before him did.Arrest Epstein.
