SPLASH DOWN CONFIRMED MURICA FUCK YEAH >Artemis II MissionArtemis II NASA's first crewed mission to the Moon in over 50 years. Launched on April 1, 2026, the four-person crew is currently on a ~10-day lunar flyby mission aboard the Orion spacecraft. This is the first time humans have traveled beyond low Earth orbit since Apollo 17 in 1972. The flight is testing systems for future lunar landings.>Live Coveragehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-j1uxBmis0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwfNBtepa4>Mission Trackershttps://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis-ii/arowhttps://artemis-ii-tracker.comhttps://issinfo.net/artemis.html>Schedulehttps://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/artemis-ii-overview-timeline-public-final.pdf>The CrewReid Wiseman (Commander)https://www.nasa.gov/people/reid-wisemanVictor Glover (Pilot)https://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/astronauts/victor-j-gloverChristina Koch (Mission Specialist)https://www.nasa.gov/people/christina-kochJeremy Hansen (Mission Specialist)https://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/astronauts/canadian/active/bio-jeremy-hansen.asp>Photoshttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis-ii-astronautshttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/journey-to-the-moonhttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemis-ii-launchhttps://www.nasa.gov/gallery/artemishttps://www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2explore/>Additional Readinghttps://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/orion-spacecraft/https://www.nasa.gov/mission/artemis-iihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_IIhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(spacecraft)Previous thread: >>532912402
fake
quote me to get a girlfriend
>>532916048ok
5th for the SLS is garbage
>>532915982Thank you, Hidden Figures
>>532916040and gay
THEY DETECTED 5 LIFE SIGNS
we already had splashdown! wowwwwww
>>532915982No astronauts in there
>>532916040fpbp
30 minutes?Im outta here
>>532916040cope
>>532915631That conversation doesn't matter.Right now there's innumerous news media personal, mainstream figures and whatnot clapping for that in a coordinated manner, even the ones who like to entertain or pretend skepticism flip last minute and clap, helping the illusion to stick in the public's mind. It's a show for the masses.
just go open the door nigga damn
pirates arriving for that booty
Its all AI
God bless the USA.
>>532916123they're gonna pop out like a motherfucking clown car.what we really need for the moon landing is one long shot without any cuts at all, like fucking go-pros strapped to all the astronauts helmets, or chest-cams. If that shit doesn't work to prove the moon is real then literally film footage will never prove it for some people
>the next major event will be the erection
>>532915982wouldnt we see hella steam caused by a zillion-degrees hot chunk of metal sitting in the ocean?
is it going to be the same crew for the lunar landings for Artemis IV and V?
>>532916188
>inflatable... porch?if that's welded to the spacecraft that's a weird fucking use of weight... i watch
can we get a pin???HELLO?!
>call me on the Sat phone
>>532916293>>the next major event will be the erectionAnd now they're trying the backdoor approach
>confirm you are pushing the PTT on the radioLMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAGET BACK TO EARTH, NOTHING WORKS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>532916321
>>532916421
they fucking changed shots to a helicopter, credibility fucking ruinedgod damned one man streamer operations have multiple video feeds figured out for proof this is fucking arasdfdggsfhgdfhj
>can't talk to crewhave you seen Life...
>please use the push to talk (PPT) key>okay we tried>please turn the machine on and off again>ok I'm rebooting it but can't hear anyone>sarr open the FUCKING HATCH BITCH
OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR
>>532916245we might get that. we didn't before due to bandwidth issues. but now that they're back on earth i expect a lot of great footage to come out. including hopefully one long shot.
>when they open the door
>>532915982Imagine they get out and they're replaced by 4 ayys.
Congrat American bros
>>532916514OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Did the crew get infected with gaynigger space aids why are they approaching this shit like it’s a bomb about to go off
as fucking comical as everything breaking on the surface is this is the best time for shit to break downNASA needs a fucking mage and I know where they can hire one.oh shit they got a helicopter in the shot, fucking kino lol>>532916537I doubt it, NASA is fucking lame. They should be hype as fuck and literally hire hype-man astronauts to get fucking buckets of funding but all they know is business suits and committee bullshit
Oh - they have to wait for it to cool down before they can approach
>>532915982Why they need to talk on phone?Why not just open door?
>>532916595AAHHHHHHHHRTEMIS OPEN UP
>>532916605The deceleration and splashdown causes immense prostate pressure. The entire cabin is filled with cum.
>>532916623nigger that thing is room temperature right now
>>532916414You use to call me on my sat phone.
>the fat guy with the mustache
This is like when you land in Atlanta and can't get off the plane
>>532916667my god man it was at like fucking meteor hot let alone how fucking spicy it might be... with you know space radiation.they fucking see shooting stars and shit exiting the atmosphere
>>532916667You touch it then
why are they just letting these niggas float around
PICK UP THE GODDAMN PHONE
>>532916656This man is a hero.
>>532916667it was on fire just a few minutes ago
>>532916321It's true, I was Ramirez. The one outside.
>>532916762they know there's nothing left to do to save them.
>>532916762practical joke
>>532916762Because the vessel is still hot.
>>532916762They dead.
>>532916762humiliation ritual
>>532915982They got burnt upRIP
>>532916829>Because the vessel is still hot.but the balloons arent melting. no steam rising, no bubbling water
>>532915982POWER DOWN CONFIRMED
CARMELA WILL YOU PLEASE OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOOAAARR
>>532916762A good film needs suspense
>>532916918As in it was still powered on. Apparently it's powered down now.
>>532916829if you watched the stream, they indicated they were having issues talking with the rescue divers, which is why it is taking longer than usual.
>heeeeere am I floating in my tin can
>>532916918You don't know that - the capsule might smell of warm piss right now.
wow everyone is so safe and patient I'm glad everything went greaaaaat>>532916936no... have to bask in the glory... and sweat more... also the porch might melt lol can't fucking swim in hardsuits hahehaehahehaheaae
All the recovery crew need to dress as apes.
>>532915982USA USA USA USAWE CAN'T STOP WINNINGNO MR PRESIDENT IT'S TOO MUCH WINNING: CONFIRMEDUSA BEAT CANADIA IN HOCKEYUSA HAPA COONGIRL WON ICE SKATINGUSA WRECKED VENEZEULAUSA WON THE SUPER BOWLUSA DEFEATED IRANUSA CONQUERED THE FUCKIN MOON (AGAIN).AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM: PROVEN
>>532916988kek
Why is there a Canadian on this mission?
>>532916988lmao
>>532916992i kneel trumpeter-sama
>have to immediately undergo medical exams do they think these niggas picked up space aids or something
>>532917024we felt bad for the leafs so we let one of them come along
>>532916731>>532916748>>532916801The only reason they wait is because of toxic fumes. The thing is basically cooler than the back of your computer monitor 30 seconds after it goes into the ocean.
>>532916988
>>532917024bring your pet to work day
LUNAR LIFE DISOVERED AND PHOTOGRAPHEDIT IS OGRE NOW, BOYSREPORTED TO HAVE VERTICAL LEAP BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION
Unfortunately they accidently landed in the strait of hormuz and cannot be rescued
>>532916975>You don't know that>just trust the science
>>532915982There is no evidence.
>>532917048prolly alien aids they said 4 "greens" were on board
couldn't we just put quadcopter wings on the capsule and fly it after it slows down?
>>532916988>!!!>>532917059intredesting
do you think they play angry birds while waiting?
>>532917048They want to see what effects space and their lifestyle (diet, exercise) had on them. It's a rather short duration, though.
>>532917024They were gonna cover him in jam if aliens showed up.
DOOR STUCK!
LET THEM OUT
if i were one of the astronauts i'd smear red paint all over my clothes and face and mouth and when the rescue team opens the hatch i'd look all shellshocked and be like "i ate them............ we ran out of food halfway to the moon............. i ate them.............. i had no choice.............."
sorry its taking so long, we will show the video of the pilots when its done baking.
>>532917208No.
>>532917024Because ESA worked on it too. Yes, the Canadian Space agency is part of ESA in case you didn't know that.
>>532917208OH MY GOD THEY'RE DYING!!!!!
ffs just open the door
>>532917226Thats so funny Harold
>>532917173they probably say dumb ass shit>this is the furthest humanity has ever gone crew! congratulations! extra rations are in order!>yes, chief pilot! I am in awe that we survived when our craft had 1,169 non-zero likelihood critical points of failure>God bless the USA, chief-tenant
>>532916762On of them shat and none of the SAR teams want to near.
>>532917260We regularly bring a Russian up with us, and an American up in a Soyuz with the Russians.
>>532917187Out my way son
>>532917226Kek
so upset we're watching people drowning in real time here and no one doing anything to help them
>hazard gas evaluation no farting
>>532917048You fall apart in space. Remember the witch we left on ISS for overlong?
>>532916666
HAZARD GAS EVALUATION.ONE OR MORE OF THEM FARDED
>>532917358Sometimes horrible things happen and you have to watch.
>>532916048“me”?
meanwhile in midworld they drown in fucking air because the white frost outside is like metro 2033
>>532917226baste boomer
>>532917407who should get the money isreal? is it not Irans money? wtf kind of jew post is this?
What happened to the CIS countries anyway? We only see USA and China doing this stuff now. Why can't they do shit like they did in the Soviet days anymore?
if i were onboard the artemis II mission it wouldnt have went down the way it did. there would have been a lot of blood inside that capsule.
>>532917149that might be a good idea one day. also an unpowered propeller has been considered instead of a parachute.ultimately their priorities are lightweight and reliable. they don't want a lot of mechanical complexity or anything heavy, and they want to stick with what they know.the spacex dragon was actually originally designed and intended to land using rockets, you can still see in the design where the rockets are supposed to be on the side of the capsue, but that was never approved.
>>532917358there's a wale stuck on the shore of baltic coast in germany right now thats dying since a week. Similar situation here. Tragic for these guys, but no one can do anything. Oh well
>>532915982Empty ship goes up Ship comes back Empty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTnYA55B1vccut away, cut away
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
What are those grabber things? Heat detection?
bring out the plasma cutters niggas wtf
is the crew dead inside the vessel?
>>532917651yup, too many space braps
They dead my nigger
>>532917517sad news :(
>>532917173While partaking the magic trick while people get misdirected by the camera angles shifting the viewers attention like true magicians does?
>>532917595They are selfie-stick cellphones actually filming for the social media.
>>532917595idk lol
>>532917501>also an unpowered propeller has been considered instead of a parachute.You would kill the astronauts from spinning before they hit the water.
In case you didn't know all astronauts wear diapers during landing because you can't prevent yourself from shitting.
>>532917679nopethey're AMERICAN HEROES
TOTAL COSMIC DOMINANCEDEATH TO ALL EUROSDEATH TO ALL BROWNS
>>532916441Would you date a dude that’s been with 176 ?Depends how patriotic you are I guess
please god let an alien come out that bih>the happening officially starts in minutes
>>532917651No they're just having a strop. Really pissed off with the whole toilet thing they're not talking to NASA anymore.
>>532917685Based KSP enjoyer
>>532917683I have only encountered jeets tryna sell me selfie sticks when me and my wife went to the eiffel tower in 2015.
>>532917711no because its unpowered. its not like a helicopter where the engine inside the capsule would spin the capsule as much as the prop. instead it works like a gyrocopter where the force of falling spins the propeller without spinning the capsule.
>>532917759AYY YO
>>532917301small hands
>>532917725Yes, I knew about this
They probably passed out or they're dead.
how do they get oxygen in that bih
THEY ARE DEAD
>>532917759
Where did they actually land
DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!YOU'LL DOOM US ALL!!!!!
>>532917605Yeahhttps://youtu.be/tMkV_NkiZjE?si=5aKiciplsf3l-Ru6&t=56
wtf are they doing, punching the vessel
>>532917759paging blue peacock
>>532917929SHHHHIIIIIEEEET
>>532916729>in Atlanta and can't get off the planeTf would even land for? Let alone unlock the door
>>532917889no, they've made contact and all 4 are fine
>>532917947Off the coast of san diego
OPEN THE DOOOOOOOR
>>532917947off the coast of San Diego
>>532917963You must knock first.
Ready for the Netflix documentary - Michael B. Jordan, Idris Elba, Kevin Hart, and Lizzo in her screen debut.
>even the nigger doesn't want to go to San Diego.tough times
>>532917947
wtf are they doing with 10 people
I am on the coast in southern SD and didn’t hear a boom or see shit so just curious on actual location
40 minutes and no signs of erection, completely flaccid.
>>532918018lol
>>532918053Post mission orgy.
let them tf out
>>532918027neat. looks precise
>>532918072>>532918027Happened over the ocean. I heard the shuttle's sonic boom over Houston when I was a kid.
>>532917978They need a few minutes. April 1 launch. Recovery teams are putting on ape suits.
>>532918027>can we go to hawaii instead
>>532918112if NASA had any brains they would recruit couples because wtf else are going to do in zero G except fuck?
>recovery boat already filled with people and there’s no room for the astronauts Everyone wants to be on the recovery boat jeez
>>532918116this happens with every crew return from the iss too>>532918053more than 40 actually on those boats and i don't know. that's a good question
send in more boats
>>532918112the look like one of those rapefugees boats stranded in the meditarreanean kek
>>532918124Was interest they never stopped outgoing flights from SAN which goes directly into pacific
hoooodooor
Use a crowbar
2 hours?
>>532918175they have like 4 boats at least, you can fit one person per boat and you're all goodexcept more boats sinking are more points of failure lelelelele
>>532916040This
EVERTHING'S ON FLAMESIT'S OVER
DOOR OPEN
>>532918301No porch or collar?
IT'S EMPTY!
>finally back from space>hatch opens>a whole boatload of gay people greet you
>>532918301WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!
>>532918283yes zoom in to where you can't see the light shadow on her right knee
Imagine the stink when they open the door and then 7 day clogged toilet from that tiny room protrudes into the open sea air
When will Trump pull this one off?
Ladies first
does NASA not have a recovery vessel for the capsule?
I was hoping they would burn up and die horribly. Pretty disappointing.
>>532918329navy boys lol
>>532916048well well
>>532918027Bro that was close! they almost came back as Mexicans, if you’re born in their waters you a Mexican
>>532918368ofc they do, NASA just mentioned it on stream
How much will a parachute cost on eBay?
>>532918368budget cuts
>>532918368what do they do with this afterwards
>>532916048Plz. Ive been waiting 30+ years
>>532918409>NASA just mentioned it on streamah shit sorry anon i've got the stream muted
>get their land legs backfire this fucking announcer right fucking now
AHHHHHTHATS NOT THE NASA RECOVERY SHIPTHOSE ARE VENEZUELAN PIRATES
>>532918416Not as much as you might think. You can get a whole para-motor kit for under $2k then fly to McDonalds. Just don't do anything illegal!
>>532918447Bring it back and do extensive examination and isolation on it to see where it failed, where it succeeded and to see if any creepy crawlies made it back.
>>532918329happened in a sci-fi book. he got back from the space war, centuries in the future because of time dilation, said fuck it and went back to the space war hoping when he got back it would be less gay. but the next time he came back the entire human race had become billions of clones of one man and one woman.
>>532918480WHAT THE FUCK DELCY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRENS
>>532918368was wondering that.it is taking a long time.
Of course, America is sending niggers to outer space. I bet they'll be gay too.
>>532918480>Venezuelan pirates stopping by to congratulate themKino.
>>532916040Nigger.
>>532918480FOOL ITS EVEN WORSESOMALIAN PIRATE NATIVES OF MINNESOTA
>>532915982“God bless the US- AAAAAA!”
sun is going down
>>532918520i posted that joke earlierrrrhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775869345819317.webmalso miku is real now. if you like vocaloid/music and speak japanese let me know somehow
>>532918492and in some cases they refurbish the ship for another launch. crewed dragon capsules have been re-used 3 times though they are designed for up to 10 uses.
How heavy is the capsule anyway?
>>532918621sunset is about an hour and a half from now
>>532918513>>532918525>>532918571>>532918582Now just send back our Maduro and we will release back your space men … and the cleaning lady
>>532918665like a ton, probably 1.8 I have no idea4 man? even number is Soviet design!!!
>>532918665it's a big guy
>>532918648i thought they just put it in a museum or something does the re entry battle harden it or something
>>532918665About 2 Americans and 1 young Chicago youth
>>532918665~10 tons
>>53291866520K lbs
>they gave up on talkingyeah i hope they fired that announcer fucking land legs motherfucker dumbass
>>53291866519,000 lbs
HATCH OPEN
Why is there a leaf onboard?
M A R SARShttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116383366460984028
This just in, there are reports of fighting on the deck of the John P Murtha between Navy and NASA personel over custody of "the organism."What do they mean by this????
>>532916040Brown.
letting that shit air out
>>532918027Found it, navy helicopters circling just west of imperial beach.
oh they opened the door now they have to inflate the red carpet>24 pdtid
>>53291866520500 Lb
>>532918722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0OSpmz8vY&list=RDYq0OSpmz8vY&start_radio=1post victory music.
>>532918781>can’t even land on the moon>mars here we comeADHD is one hell of a drug
>>532918741>>532918746>>532918766>>532918809And here I was thinking if a black hawk could recover it, re-thinking that.
>>532918730no, but they do completely replace the heat shield
>something is happening!!!! shrink the screen cut to something elseholy fuck are these guys incompetent hire like one hollywood junkieI wanted to work in hollywood to do extra special effects but nahhhhhhhhhhh can't happen
>>532918821the moon is easy and kinda boring.
>>532918836I think they tow it back to the ship with one of the dinghies
>>532918863Okay put boots on the lunar ground then
>>532918836the other small boats around it are meant to tow it back to the much larger recovery vessel.
>>532918771dudes an absolute unit too, one of our finest leafs, top quality
>>532918820>>532918820>>532918820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7wAwYiWhAo
Why don’t they just lift it onto a carrier with a CH-53?
>>532918901again? ok.
>>532918982Yes
currents? at this time of year? at this time of day? in this part of the ocean?
>>532918730>re entry battle harden itFound this for you.https://whnt.com/news/technology-and-space/nasa-orion-capsule-experienced-several-anomalies-during-re-entry-splashdown/
>>532918781> look forward to seeing you all at the White House soonI bet the astronauts can't wait to hear about Biden and the latest seething about NATO and Iran
>>532918368Yes.
>requirement is to get the crew out within 2 hours of splashdownfucking why
TOO MUCH CURRENTITS FLOATING DOWN TO BAJA
>>532919047F for a cool ship
>>532919050legally required to execute the crew if it takes longer
>>532919006In 2028. >>532919038kek I always do feel bad for people who are there some event and have to listen to trump go on for like 15 minutes about whatever he's thinking about
Place your betsWho will NASA choose to be the first boot on the moon in 2032:>The black man>The woman >The leaf>The white man
>>532919068TRUMP MIGHT DRONE IT OH FFFFFFF
>>532919035thank u fren
>>532919035yeah that's an issue. this kind of heat shield hadn't been used on this scale before, orions a big capsule, it didn't scale as well as expected. they change the re-entry profile on artemis 2 to cope. looking forward to getting a peep at artemis 2s heat shield after this, hopefully not as wrecked as artemis 1.
>>532919050They really need to take a dump.
>>532919100You still haven’t tested any vehicle that can lift off the lunar surface so no way for 2028
>>532918809>20500 Lb9298.64 Kg in Nasa units
my fucking god guys a heat shield is a heat shield all you have to fucking count is the tonnage and re-entry angle and do some quick maths
>>532918950very based, currently BLASTING some Phantom Spellhttps://youtu.be/PxhKl93bfCg?list=RDPxhKl93bfCg
>>532919174They’re testing it next year buddy
>>532919174that's what Artemis 3 is for. It will probably be spacex
the front porch was conceived specifically for the woman astronaut, wasn't it?
>>532919126Women and children first
i asked chatgpt why it takes so long to recover the astronauts and why there are so many people in those little boats.>>After a capsule splashes down, recovery takes time mainly because safety checks come first. The spacecraft can be leaking toxic propellants or have unstable systems, so teams have to test the air and water around it before anyone gets close. The astronauts themselves may also need medical checks before being moved, since they’ve just gone from microgravity to Earth’s gravity, which can make them dizzy or weak.All those people in small boats are doing coordinated jobs at once. Some are safety divers checking the capsule and attaching flotation gear, others are monitoring for hazards, some handle communications and navigation, and others prepare to open the hatch and assist the crew out. It looks crowded, but each group has a specific role to make sure the recovery is controlled and safe rather than rushed.
>>532919126Niggers
>constantly clarifying that the crew's skin IS NOT GREEN and they are only talking about their health statusthe more often they say it the more suspicious i become
Of fucking course they pick up the woman first...
>>532919219White picket fence too
>>532918368this all seems fucking stupid and unnecessary. theyre going to winch them into helicopters? wtf, space-x just picked up the whole capsule into the boat.
>>532919134this was a joke! I have to clarify for dumbass spacers. Did anyone believe it? No! Certainly not.>>532919207listeninganything to alleviate the boredomIs this a recovery or a siege? the seals are surrounding it lelelel nothing better for them to do since they can't get into Iran by land sea or air lmao. Sad!
stabilization collar and winching them into helicopters seems stupid. shouldve just picked the whole thing up onto a ship like space-x does.
>>532919349This would be impossible in rough sea
>>532919333Trips of TRUTH!
>>532919298why are you consulting gippity chatbot instead of engaging with posters organically?chatbit is right in this circumstanceRCS is so fucking cool. Humans have explored reacting wheel technology on the surface too with those dancing cube robots but that's barely scratching the surface. Put those fuckers in Formula 1, or better yet Formula 2 with liquid suspension cockpits and controllable spoilers.We could push technology so much fucking harder with real applciations but people want this bogus "intelligence" shit
>>532919333>Do not be afraid>Ok>Do not be afraid>Ok...>Do not be afraid>Okay I'm a little afraid now
>>532919397are seals the autists of the sea?
USA USA USA USA USA
>>532915982
>>532916040Chinks mad. Hardly any face left to save.
>>532919549pic>>532919580seals and otters are water dogs. bats are sky dogs. it is known
>>532919349>comparing a city car with a limoCrew Dragon just does some laps in the local cul-de-sac, Orion went cross-country.Orion also weighs 9 tons and even the Chinook can only lift 4.5 tons.
NEW>>532919683>>532919683>>532919683>>532919683NEW>>532919683>>532919683>>532919683>>532919683
>>532918283what am i supposed to be seeing or schizoing about
>>532919666crew dragon weighs 17,000 lbs and orion weighs 19,000 lbs, not much more. the capsules anyways
>>532919443space-x does it, why is nasa worse than elon?
>biometrics aren't streamed>no chest cams>no go-proI would say that nasa is total amateur shit but this would all add pressure to the crewmaybe once this space travel crap is passe and there's no need for research equipment weight then space can get krunk
>>532919715no shadow for the ball thing
>>532919715the shadow of the toy disappears when she removes her hands.
>>532919443Just borrow this fucker.
>>532919655dam thats pretty accurate. grew up near a retention pond that connected to a larger basin and near winter you could see otters swimming and chillin under ice
>>532919655>And though it seems to me,>The lives we lead,>Are far from what we could achieve.>We’re dealt a hand uneven from the start.>Just like we long for days, that came before,>To stop ourselves from wanting more, But the Dragon’s Dream,> WILL KEEP ME MOVING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20twsIefkVk&list=RD20twsIefkVk&start_radio=1Will keep me moving on.
>the air-rescue-vest ARV>hoisting into a helicopterhow dumb and elaborate does this need to be?I'd rather ride in a boat than a helicopter after being in space a fucking week
Fuck it's too late for me to post this
>>532919839navy command demanding that their pilots get more flight hours
>>532919828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhS0j3WxfWYshit I jam right now>the day I stopped swimming>came out of the tide>I never felt so UNCOMFORTABLY NUMBBBBBB!!!!!weirdosprobably has some deep meaning
>>532919781you can see the shadow is on the knee of the dude on the left
>>532919751there was a gopro on the outside but bandwidth is poor so picture quality wasn't good. now that they're back we should have the hd footage soon. they say they're improving things for a better connection on the next flights.
>>532919793Haul in their corpses - put them on display in the Smithsonian
>>532919699checked
>>532918821It’s harder to land on earth and they just did that
>>532919973why is it not projected where her hands were?
>>532919994HD footage can be cool by itself but there are some genuine flat earth people and the more they're shamed the better.Space is fucked up because filming everything is already uncanny and that's discounting the RADIATION. I could teach people to deal with radiation, and even emit it like any shitty dark wizard, except far more efficiently
>>532920096her hands get closer to her thighs while the toy is higher up
report: crewmembers happier than niggers with new guns
>>532915982Fake and gayLike israel XD
>>532920187holy fucking fed
>>532920540I maintain a comfortable distance from the feds. Any radioactive decay I admit is well within acceptable parameters for civilians and if that's not the case then I will do my best to contain it, or contain any other nearby deleterious emissions.I have studied this warpcraft intensely and have made major strides
fakest & gayest shit i've ever seen.
realest and most heterosexual thing i have ever seen
>>532921478it was a fake mission to get america some of it's dignity back, but everyone with +50 iq knows it's fake, so, it even degraded copemerica more. everything paper eagle says is a lie. iran literally beat them in a 2v1 war. cried like a bitch, asked help from other countries, then accepted defeat by calling itself victorious. sorry trannies but nobody gives a fuck about your fake mission.
>>532921597you're brown
