AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!HOLY THIRDIES!!
>>532917556your fucking nigger
>>532917556>oh yes, we are just dumb persians, we can't do anything right>and silly us in our inability to think or use reason we accidentally left some mines in the strait>oh boy do we look dumb and silly and wow we feel so embarrassed>but hopefully we will be able to remove those mines in about 2 weeks,
>>532917556>According to US officials
>>532917556>when I mine the conduit for one fifth of the world's energy flow and forget where I put the mines
>>532917556>per US officials
>>532917556Then how were they charging a toll? >This is typical of wars. >There are still WW1 landmines killing people somewhere.
>>532918105yeah... it's an excuse for the US to attempt to remove the mines nothing more
>>532918141They mined all the waters except the route they control. Get it?
>>532917556This too is on Trump.What do you think happens when you blow up the vessels that just laid mines??There goes all the data on where the mines are.Was it worth it for some gifs of small bass fishing boats being blown up with multi-million dollar munitions?
>>532917556Per US officials, but there is still strait traffic who paid tolls PER US officials???
>>532917556>CLEAN IT UP, AMERIJANNIES!
>>532917556This reads like an Onion article lol
>>532917556ME SO CLUMSY, WANT TO OPEN BUT CANT !
>>532918282Do you think the boat guys just decide on the fly where to leave the mines and mark it on a chart In grease pencil or something?
>>532917556Time to send in the sweeper dolphins
>>532917556>according to israeli sources
>>532917556They will be easy to find. It is basically a self solving problem.
>>532917556>https://www.niwcpacific.navy.mil/About/Departments/Intelligence-Surveillance-and-Reconnaissance/Marine-Mammal-Program/
third worlders are incompetent, more news at 9
>>532917556Just get indian ships to drive through there and gobble up all the mines
>>532917556>No proof of minesI can't keep up with all the "stories".
>>532917556absolutely embarrassing
>>532917556I try to resist the truth and time and time again it is proven, that racism and prejudice is correct and being an enormous pussy about it is fucking gay. Muslims and brown people are savage retards who act out violence so impulsively they forget where they've set their own deadly traps. The retardation levels are off the charts.
>>532918442Kek
>>532917556Apparently China has magic ships that can pass anyway, they should unironically try tp sell them to Americans and advertise them as "magic ships"
>>532918497Yes, at least that's how it happens in cool militaries.
>>532917556Ooopsie woopsie we poopsied into the Gay of Hormuz. American janny, clean it up :)
>>532918497ideally you put the sea mines in view of good picnic spots
>>532918442I lauff
>>532917556It’s intriguing that several ships have passed the waterway without triggering a mine.
>>532917556lol. Iran are the new best shitposters.
>>532917556>not my problem
>>532918282You would have a hard time pulling me out of her. Holy shit.
>>532918683Now stop resisting the truth about kikes and you’ll be even less gay.
>>532918919Do you know what you will do tomorrow? I'm curious if niggers can think ahead a day.
>>532917556I though the us blew up their navy.
THANK YOU TRUMP !
what a bunch of idiots! now the boats are even more uninsurable!
>>532918981Is the US gonna drop some more bombs on the mountain fortresses and do literally no damage to the missiles and launches again?Send in the mutt infantry already, I can't wait to watch them be turned into ground beef by Shahed drones.
>>532917556Based. Fuck America. Keep the strait closed.
>>532918442Heh
>>532918442sneed
>>532918497>Do you think the boat guys just decide on the fly where to leave the mines and mark it on a chart In grease pencil or something?I know they do
>>532918922 I would hit that so hard, whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.
>>532918497Yes, they are shortsighted, incompetent and sloppy.
>>532917556This is why sea mines are illegal via international treaty. We really should have nuked these goat fuckers.
>>532917556lmao miggers absolutely seething as is tradition
I mean, the US couldn't either, which is why they were asking the UK and Europe to send them their minesweepers.
Sure this isn't agent orange trying to save face because he couldn't force Iran to open the straight?
>>532918442Humiliation ritual lmao
>>532917556And yet, boats belonging to Iran did transit the strait today, about ten of them, and nobody else.This is more likely a deception to force traffic through a narrower route that they can more easily control.
>>532917877Yep>>532918615Kys kike
>>532917556Clean it up tranny
>>532920116Also plausible
>>532918024Why can’t we just use other ways lol Why can there be such a choke point in the whole world
>>532920346Holy shit go back to India, your grammar reeks of curry
>>532917556Oh no, anyway, remember to pay the toll.
>>532918226well yes, that was the plan.
>>532917556Well they can all follow each other and let the lead guy clear them out.
>>532917556Kek. It's over for commercial shipping. Clean it up jannies (Trump).
>>532918710There is a "safe" route that goes near Iran that wasn't mined...this is talking about the route thru the middle..although with ocean currents..oh well..fuck it let them sink.
>>532917556Like walking through the backwoods of Germany. Sometimes you step on a land mine. Sometimes you don't. Think of it like a mounds almond joy situation.
oops. looks like high gas prices are permanent. Nice job, Trump.
>>532917877>Chapter four in Iran: A Memoir
>>532920346That's the whole point of this controversy. Netanyahu wants the Strait of Hormuz to be impassable or costly so that he can build an oil pipeline from Saudi Arabia to Gaza, where Israel will build a new oil port for the European market, with Israel can profit from all the oil running to a continent.
>>532917556Wrong idiots your retarded mines some thousands Iran is superior to the ussa Satan america has lost ordinance all over dummy for us has hundreds of lost mines across the coast you failed communist Polaris never moves you satanic t Jewish faggots third world means non aligned to Warsaw pact or nato dumbass some of the countries are rich dumb
The turd world odor rises, it's shitting all over the water
>>532920299>defending inbred brown pedophiles
>>532917556Cant they just drag a barge through it to clear lanes?
malicious compliance
is this the gayest war in all of history
>>532917556>AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!>>HOLY THIRDIES!!Dude there's still unexploded cluster munitions the US dropped during the Vietnam War that sit in the jungle and blow the legs off of small children to this day.
>>532921542that's pleb
>>532917556This is the excuse they are using because they cant open the straight because Iran wont let them, and now glowniggers are going to blow up some ship and claim it was a mine.
>trusting nykikes>the straight is closed not because they want but because they can't open it!sad!
>>532917556Maybe we have the advantage again, we have the boats and technology to hunt the mines if they just let us go down there in exchange they keep this shit open and we go away.
>>532918683But America and Trump started the war...
>>532917556They clearly stated they are not opening the strait until Israel complies and their assets unfrozen. This coping trump administration trying to paint a different light is hilarious
>>532917556>oopsies, sorry guys! Youre gonna have to just guess where the mines are. Oh darn! :^)Whatre you guys waiting for? Pete said the only thing keeping the strait closed is people not wanting to drive through it.
>>532917556I fucking told you this would happen.The same shit happened when both Russia and Ukraine mined the black sea. Shit started drifting everywhere and both sides had freighters hit, with some mines drifting to the shores of Turkey.When Turkey (diplomatically) slapped the shit out of both of them they stopped dropping sea mines.It will take weeks if not months to guarantee that all mines near the strait are removed. And that is WITH international help. You DO NOT fuck around with mines, land or sea, unless you want to cause generational damage.Iran is a nigger for doing this. They could have just used drones to bomb ships and that would have been enough. Fuck those faggot I hope we kill their leaders AGAIN.
>>532917556hahaha. strait's closed for now then.
>>532921858Going full retard after America and Israel bombs you proves them right.
Can't they just sonar that shit and then remove them?
>>532918442>Our leaders wanted to be global police>Instead we're global janniesBut it's worse since we don't do it for free, we PAY Israel for the privilege.
>>532917556>>532917875>>532917877We should bomb the shit out of them again.And carpet their fields in salt as an added fuck you.Fucking sand niggers.
>>532921542Shallow waters.
>>532918922>>532919467That's a man.
Good. The US needs a casus belli to resume carpet bombing these goatfuckers
>>532922657you won't do shit unless Israel lets you
>>532917556>We used unanchored mines>We swear we are super technologically advanced>We swear we arent trying to spread this conflict to other continental theatres>We're the good guys!!!!KEK shitskins and their fanboys are charlatans.
>>532917556Smart move. If they can find them, it means there are known ways to find them (backdoors), which means their adversaries can find them using the same methods. Only organizations like NSA (who don't have much foresight) implement backdoors on their own designs. Then we hear news about how the Chinese found the backdoors and used them to hack their systems. Lmao.
>>532918615
>>532917556Imagine believing the Jew York Times. Biggest propaganda rag in the world.
>>532918442Lmao
pol is dead, it's now a ZOG shill echo chamber
>>532922657>>532922657>heh lets sprinkle salt all over their country>the country: already made of salt
>>532924005Always has been. Giving a hallpass for racism in exchange for supporting zog is an age old tactic that works every time.
>>532917877MOVE THE FUCKING MINES NOW
>>532918141All they have to do is say they will blow up any ship that tries to pass and then the Strait is effective closed. It doesn't matter if they are bluffing. Nobody will take the chance.
>>532917556Kek I thought they were to gonna say "We lost the technology" to open the strait for a sec. I was hoping they would bait kikes
>>532924105Not always, I've been here since 2012 and watched the descent. The racism and insults went from comic relief to an expression of raw Jewish supremacy.
>>532917556Precondition for peace should be that they dump the rest of their mines into the sea near their military harbors.
>>532917556Normally I'd say fuck off brownie, but this makes sense. Ships have been going through the strait but they seemed to be following iran barges, tugs and literally just whatever boats. And now we know this is why. hahahahah
Can someone tell me why we didn't blow those mine laying IRGC boats out of the water?
>>532925009They can ahoot the out of launchers attached to trucks I'm pretty sure. You can also just throw them in water on foot and let them drift.
>>532925009Because the USN retreated beyond drone and missile range dumbass.
>>532917556Just a minor inconvenience
>>532925345Where is my boy? I haven't seen him in a long while.
>>532918442FOR ISRAEL!!
>>532924810>>532924810>>532924810
>>532917556Is this planet retarded all you need is a few helicopters and some metal detectors you strap the metal detectors on the bottom of the helicopters and then sweep the top level of the water.
>>532918442Lmfaoooo
>>532917556Mmm, flass flag coming?
>>532926564No such thing as false flags, what are you some kind of conspiracy theorist
>>532921111squandered
>>532925400that wasn't nice
>>532925178interesting
Imagine if there never were any mines and Iran just made that upOr there are mines but they literally only planted two, just to say that “there are mines”Then the US has to do an elaborate months long minesweeping operation all for that That’d be 12th level trolling right there
>>532917556If the US plays it's cards right here. we can help demine the strait and get Iran back on it's feet in exchange for resuming the oil trade on our end status quo antebllum. That way we can somehow come out looking like we won (we didn't), get back some of our losses and fix this retarded shitmess. I don't think this will work though after the Ayatollah and 160 kids were killed plus all the bombing. Maybe it does though if we remove all sanction and bundle this in with Iran's recovery. No tolls in the strait though.
>>532922657Kek you got btfo'd mutt
>>532923804>KEK shitskins and their fanboys are charlatans.Americans? iranians? which shitskins are you talking about?
>>532918497Well if the enemy didn’t have 200 planes trying to hunt down every speed boat in the vicinity I’m sure they would have taken their time to write down the exact coordinates instead of just noting that it was placed about fifteen minutes that way.
>>532925009because of laundry fires and technical issues
>>532926332No metal mines have existed for half a century retardo
>>532927589>t. Full of shit
>>532922657Iran didn't do anything to us and has been more than honorable in their relations to us.Every single Israeli kike shill said they are the "largest state sponsor of terror" (not Israel though). Well, after we (Israel) assassinated their leadership during negotiations, an act of barbarous perfidy, did they attack us? No. Did they commit terrorism against us? No. They negotiated AGAIN with us. We did it again. Did they commit terrorism against us? No. Did they attack American civilians? No. Israel however started this war by killing the Ayatollah and with their manipulations of our government.So clearly you're getting upset at the wrong sandnigger.
>>532922657No worries zonald's gonna send you in to clear out the mines with a set of scuba diving gear, mutt. This after you finish paying Iran its reparations. Maybe you'll find traces of jewish semen in the waterways, an american staple.
>>532925009There may be no mines at all and the Iranians are full of shit, but to know for sure you'd have to have complete confidence in your observations of the strait. You'd need to track every little fishing boat.
>>532917556lol I'd say the same thing if i were cyrus the great in 2026 dealing with kikes
>>532917983>unnamed US officialsthat's like 1 tier below US officials (and 2 tiers below unnamed Iranian officials)
>>532917556Sounds like a job for post-war Japanese minesweeper bros doing post-war Japanese minesweeper bro things.
