Why us it so hard for Americans to process and cook their own unprocessed food instead of choosing fast foods every time?
Americans think that being healthy is uncool
>>532938856How odd, people in Israel think the opposite.
>>532938814when's the last time you ate a salad, thermos anon? I mean with actual fresh veggies
>>532938814I eat out maybe twice a month, unfortunately shopping for groceries is almost just as expensive now. more expensive if you try to eat super clean
>>532938814Piotr, how come every single pot you show off is dirty?
>>532938939Don't you guys have frozen vegetables in supermarkets ? Is frozen broccoli that expensive ?
>>532938913Last week at Easter?
You've never been to America. That's like someone claiming Poles are incapable of empathy.
>>532939039It was real in my mind.
>>532938814Because they are cattle
>>532938814Pretty shitty 'soup' anon
>>532938895jews aren't people
>>532939001Yeah we do, I don't care for most vegetables more of meat and potatoes guy, a lot of vegetables frozen or not are that healthy after all the stuff they put in them anyways
>>532939115You worship them as gods.
>>532938856There are more highly fit Americans as a percentage of a population than there have ever been highly fit people as percentage of any population on the Earth's surface Americans are currently the fittest people that have ever existed
>>532938856True. Americans claim it's also gay to wipe your ass with toilet paper and wash hands.
>>532939218Stop projecting
Processed food is literally meant for human consumption. Organic is some shit you find on the ground.
>>532938814The european spends his day contemplating the americanThe envy sustains him
>>532938814I had some potatoes for din-din. I sliced them and tossed them in a boil with some olive oil and seasoning.
>>532939012I'd rather eat meat based American goyslop than that shit.>be modern Pole>eat grain based baked sludge with a side of shitty cultivated sweet grass only available in Europe thanks to the Colombian exchange>>532938913>finland>vegetablesIt's really fucking hard to imagine Finns sustaining themselves on vegetables before the introduction of potatoes and even harder with turnips. Vegetables and grains are hard time survival and slave "food".
>>532939219>There are more highly fit Americans as a percentage of a population than there have ever been highly fit people as percentage of any population on the Earth's surfaceYou've learned how to bullshit and lie from your jewish masters, I see
Drive to work 2 hoursWork 10 hoursDrive home 2 hoursSleep 8 hoursThey dont have time to cook hence why they eat in the car
>>532939484It's fucking comedic. Half the shit they eat, the entire world eats, is thanks to American whites introducing new stuff to the old world in the first place.As an Ausfag though it funny when cunts go on about Macadamia nuts.
>>532939012That salad looks "old" but everything else looks good. What was in the packet? More pastries?
>>532939810>Finns sustaining themselves on vegetablesforest provides a lot more than just >veggies
>>532940223Europe is about to experience their desired america free realityLack of wheat will probably sting a bit. Among other things. But at least they can eat horse meat sold as beef for a little while before total war
>>532938814My brother told me there's a shop down the road that makes a great souvlaki. I asked how much they were. $19 I was like wtf, I can make 3 meals for that if I cook my own food.
Reminder that the reason Europeans don't think we cook food is that most of them don't have stoves in their houses. They don't envision others cooking because they literally cannot cook at home and have to go out for all foodBut they have cafe and we have McDonald's so we must eat McDonald's every mealIt's like the way an adolescent black kid would think
Wow conversation ended very quickly.
>>532940202Can't their wives cook?
>>532938814why does this polish thermos soaker always whine about America? half his threads are like this.
>>532938814Hustle cultureFast food is fast.
>>532939810>peak example of human ingenuity, resulting from millennia of selective breeding and domestication that transformed wild plants into the nutritious foods is subhuman slave cattle thing broHAVE YOU TRIED NOT BEING LAZY AND FAT
>>532943209My train ride ended and I had to attend business.
>>532943276Why would you wear an Indian flag if you're not Indian
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>>532943277by business do you mean unfolding your kids scooter? or is it opening the egg box for a snack?
>>532938856Damn right it’s cool, only a loser zero doesn’t eat at least 8 quarter pounders a day, and that’s before lunch, NERD!
>>532939366>not using a bidet Based cavemanposter.
>>532938814Look Gregorszssewcewicz...You are not wrong about mutts eating too much McSlop because they're too lazy to prepare some proper food in the kitchen, but posting some poorfag potato shit on a stove that looks like it hasn't been cleaned since the fall of the Iron Curtain does not help your cause.
>>532943526Lurk more
>>532938814Americans throw seasoned potatoes into dirty pots all the time
>>532943647I can't tell :(
>>532943526I will reply so that he can post images. Someone else helped me.
>>532945179you've really gone into this egg protector thing full steam ahead havn't you? i knew you'd buy lots of them. its you're newest little obsession. how many did you buy?
>>532938814American fast food is so fast it is faster then learning to cook and also it is very cheap and filling (but very unhealthy with the seed oils and other problem like dirt in burger) but it is so quick even quicker then Canada very quick 1 2 minute maybe 3 Fast friendly with a smile.
>>532938814because it is cheaper for them to eat outside prpered food than to cook it themselves.in 2015 the spendings , americans do for prepared ready to eat food from outside surpassed the spendings for groceries.
>>532938955Clean pots mean one thing, the same as clean kitchen, they have never been used before.
>>532938814>picrofl at the /pol/ACK using induction cookware on a gas stove
>>532945951it means you used it....and then never bothered to clean it.
Made Easter Sweet Bread yesterday but I over proofed it. Tonight I'll be trying again.
>>532938814Cooking for one person makes me feel hollow
>>532938814You need to stop eating carbs, you fat fuck!
>>532946130No. No matter how much you clean it some things, parts remain with some stains.And why would you clean something when it going to be dirty again anyway.
>>532938913>when's the last time you ate a salad, thermos anon? I mean with actual fresh veggiesWe are a scavenger species, Lars. We only thrive when eating dead animals."It is interesting to note that humans, uniquely among the primates so far considered, appear to have stomach pH values more akin to those of carrion feeders than to those of most carnivores and omnivores. In the absence of good data on the pH of other hominoids, it is difficult to predict when such an acidic environment evolved. Baboons (Papio spp) have been argued to exhibit the most human–like of feeding and foraging strategies in terms of eclectic omnivory, but their stomachs – while considered generally acidic (pH = 3.7) – do not exhibit the extremely low pH seen in modern humans (pH = 1.5). One explanation for such acidity may be that carrion feeding was more important in humans (and more generally hominin) evolution than currently considered to be the case [...]" - ["The Evolution of Stomach Acidity and Its Relevance to the Human Microbiome" (2015)](https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0134116)
>>532946460i bet apply this philosophy to your ass and penis
>>532946250I'm sorry to tell you anon, but according to the memeflag you probably bought this Striezel and have never even used your own kitchen since you manage to keep it clean like a regular human being.
>>532946894Wrong
>>532938814Because it costs more unless you make large quantities. Everything in the western world is a 'product' now including ingredients, what costs a restaurant pennies costs an individual consumer dollars on the shelf of a store because the companies that sell the food have figured out exactly how much they can squeeze out of people. There is no competition either, most of the major product brands are owned by a handful of large mega corps that do price fixing.
>>532946980Now you got me stumped!Looks delicious by the way
>>532938814>Boiled potatoes? Just add some dust on them shits, dinner is served.
>>532946999Why can't you start a company yourself and buy food tax-free? Or buy directly from the farmer?
>>532938814>>532938856The problem is that they simply cant.Nobody teached them how to do a stew or soup. And dont get me started with more complex dishes.Its a generational problem that gets pushed my big corporations. They make stuff as potatoes and other veggies expensive as fuck and lable them "organic" and other stuff. Sugar, corn syrup and white flour is cheap on the other hand. Highly processed food is cheap. Even the schools dont teach them how to eat healthy. We had classes in middle school where they literally teached you how to cook and sew and other shit.
>>532938814because in most cases it's easier for a person to eat palatable food if it comes from a microwavable package. cooking is hard.. of course some people just tolerate boiled potatoes and they are glad to eat it and they couldn't afford a microwaved western dinner with a weeks wages so they drink potato vodka and cope
>>532947109you can. but whats funny is that what he said about price fixing and no competition is even more true here in canada, where the government maintains control of who can enter multiple markets while also directly setting the price of basic goods like milk
>>532947043Thanks, I do keep a clean kitchen, I'm a tidy person, I'm at my grandmas house in Greece rn. Almost had a breakdown cause I couldn't figure out how to braid it for 15 mins lol. They do not sell unbaked Easter breads here or at least to my knowledge, even if they did the braiding would be better but still it doesn't look bad. Didn't help that my grandma had scrubbed off the temp numbers on the oven from cleaning and I had to guess the temp. Tonight I'm making another one, this was the test cause I've never made it before.
Most European nations and insults of Americans are generally about blacks.
>>532938814try an american potato sometimeyou'll start to get why baked potatoes are doused in sour cream and cheese and why niggers dump half a bottle of seasoning on everything produced in the US
>>532947426Notions, fuck!
>>532938814Because the average mutt is incredibly retarded, and generally lack basic skills.A few years ago, I went to visit a friend in Nevada, and I offered to cook for him and his family one evening.Dude was bewildered when he saw me peel potatoes and carrots with a knife, and was genuinely puzzled as to why I didn't buy pre-peeled, pre-cooked vegetables.Then I later learned that there's a bunch of basic things the average american under 35 doesn't know how to do, like writing a letter, write an address correctly on the envellope, use a non-GPS map, or even read cursive.Also, that it's apparently untinkable for a lost kid to ask help to a cop on the street, or to a friendly looking stranger.
>>532946493>scavenger speciesStomach ph is similar to scavengers, true
>>532947399As one should, especially if you are using someone else's kitchen.Don't be too hard on yourself it looks good. I suck at braiding worse than you and usually top it with almond slices to hide it kek
>>532946493>carrion feedersbut we rarely eat fresh meat right after murdering the animalwe cut up animal meat from carcasses and eat it hours later
>>532947109for farms maybe(((Sysco))) just bought out Restaurant Depottheres no escape
>>532947754I watched a video how to do it the other day and thought I got this, when it came time to braid it I couldn't do it, had to put on a video on slow motion lol, was kind of embarrassing but eventually after the 3rd try it clicked. I probably have to watch the video again tonight kek. But it turned out delicious, Greeks put a thing called Mahlepi which is a powdered pit from a cherry tree (very specific distinct flavour), they also put Mastic which is resin from the mastic tree put just 1 gram, it kind of looks like crystal meth when it's fresh. Also orange zest and a bit of orange juice. Highly recommend to make it sometime.
>>532947376>setting the price of basic goods like milkwe do that in the USbut its through a system of subsidies and buybacks and making money on waste
>>532938814You also have a class of losers who eat nothing but junk. imagine that
>>532948107I grow my own potatoes in the summer. They will grow anywhere.
>>532938814Wash your shit! Shieeeet.
>>532938814Because it's not worth it.>$20 an hour retail wagie job, so my hours are worth $20 each>Spend one hour cooking $10 of ingredientsThat is now a $30 meal with a small amount of leftovers. I could buy 6 nicer TV dinners for $30.Cooking from scratch is only cheaper if you love cooking so it's fine, or you value your time closer to $0.>muh TV dinners are unhealthyThe only bad thing in them is sodium, and all good-tasting home cooked food is loaded with sodium too. I'd rather die 40 years early than eat unsalted food.
>>532938814>Why us it so hard for Americans to process and cook their own unprocessed food instead of choosing fast foods every time?If you process unprocessed food then it becomes processed food, you fucking moron. Words have meaning, you dumbfuck Jeet.
>>532938856Unironically true. To many of my co-workers would rather buy fastfood "healthy" foods than preparing it for themselves
>>532948157>Mahlepi>MasticNever heard of either but I'll be sure to check if i can source them.Orange zest is used here too, but generally more during the winter time. Personally I don't like the taste though.For all saints day we usually have a variation here that has a poppy filling and/or poppy covering which is a favorite of mine.
>>532938814it’s weird you people think we can’t or don’t. my wife cooks nearly every meal, from scratch. as a treat we might go out, maybe twice a month? she was raised this way, I had a lazy mom but even she would cook meals or buy easy to put together meal ingredients, make fresh salads and soups.
>>532938814Chłopie, weź ogarnij kuchenkę bo kurwa wstydu robisz
>>532948296did you make some youtube videos about it?
>>532948522>Never heard of either but I'll be sure to check if i can source them.I tried to find it in Bulgaria but couldn't, I could only order. Maybe a middle eastern store with spices will have it idk.You guys had Easter on the 5th right? You are Catholic there?
>>532947974>>carrion feeders>but we rarely eat fresh meat right after murdering the animal>we cut up animal meat from carcasses and eat it hours laterYou seem confused.Most carnivores - like felines - only eat fresh meat.Carrion feeders are a subtype of carnivores that are also able to eat old meat, with a higher bacterial load, because we have a more acidic gastric juice. Think wolves, dogs, vultures, etc.We modern humans are smart enough to keep that bacterial load low through the use of salt, dehydration and/or smoke, but we still prefer the taste of old meat.When you eat prosciutto crudo, you are eating a pig that died more than a year ago, and it tastes great.
>>532939001Frozen veggies, despite being cheap, available, and healthy, are totes uncoolies. Better reform food stamps so they can be used at farmers markets (and fast food).
>>532938814>finish work>rush eating something early before kids have sports>6 hours later at 10PM me and the wife are starving and end up getting a pizza or wingsi hate it but i'm not taking full responsibility either. life is so fucking rushed
>>532949182Yeah we are catholic here for the most part, we were kinda big on the counter-reformation. Though we do have a sizeable chunk of orthodox Christians too due to our historic involvement in the east/balkans.Yeah we celebrated easter last weekend
>>532938814Your potatoes need more bacon.Here, take some!
>>532949441Honestly can't argue with the prosciutto part. You got those Spaniards and their serrano beat too
>>532949936What are you eating there on Easter traditionally?
>>532938814Another pollack expert on the US.Theres a dozen of you fags spamming the board today for what reason?
>>532950109It's called Presunto here.The quality depends on the pig race, porco preto being the best, and on their feed during the fattening, acorns giving the highest qt results. picrel.
>>532938814Americans think that they are being clever and saving time by doing all their grocery shopping in the frozen section.
>>532950287For Holy Thursday its tradition to eat spinach, usually with eggs or potatoes.For Good Friday its a non-meat dish, usually fish.Then for easter its usually a Striezel (the braided variety you made) or more specifically a Pinze which is basically the same but with anise also i think its from italy originally.You are orthodox i presume? How do you do easter?>>532950557Honestly never had the Portuguese variant but I do enjoy your red wines!
>>532943238Girls and GUYS ARE FORCED TO WORK IN MY SHITTY COUNTRY SO NO THEY CANT ALSOWE PAY FOR YOU TO HAVE A GOOD LIFE THROUGH TAXES HELL WE PAY FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO HAVE A GOOD LIFE HOMBRE SO WHY DONT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO A POORLAND WEBSITE OH WAIT YOU HAVE TO USE ENGLISH A RICH MANS LANGUAGE SEE WE CONTROL YOUR ENTIRE LIFE YOU CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT US BUT NOT ANYMOREIM MOVING TO BRITAIN I WILL STAY IN AMERICA FOR 8 MORE YEARS BUT AFTER THAT IM GOING BACK HOME MY BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY NEEDS ME I USED TO MAKE THE BEST TEA EVER AND EVERYONE SHOWED UP AND THEY ALL LOVED ME BUT THEN I TRIED TO HELP SOME SHIT PEOPLE AND BOOMTHROWN STRAIGHT TO PRISON AMERICA WHAT A WORLD WHAT A LIFEI PROMISED TRUMP AND NEWSOM THAT I WOULD STAND BY THEIR SIDE AND I NEVER BREAK PROMISES MY DUDES MY HOMBRE IM GOING BACK HOME TO BE A TEA WOMANTHIS IS LIKE A DREAM OH MY GOD MY TEARS ARE FLOWING LIKE THE RAIN THAT COMES AFTER A PARTYATHENA
>>532950960Wasn't Trump supposed to make America great again?
>>532950863And we're right. I ran the numbers. The math on cooking from scratch saving you money only works out if you're unemployed.
>>532951124why do you think about and post about america so much? whats with the constant seething and whining?
Also since this is a food thread I have to impart some Germanic sausage wisdom on you fools.Don't listen to the Germans and their lies about Bratwurst or god forbid their jeeted abomination called "Currywurst".The noble Käsekrainer is the queen of sausages and yes Käse means Cheese. This goes out in particular to my burgerbros who always enjoy a good greasy meal
>>532949441im saying we kinda are, but we adapted to cooking most meat, its observed in modern hunter gatherers that they will eat fresh organ meat and then pack up muscle tissue to cook it at camp
>>532951478do you guys have horse sausage? i like that.
>>532951728We still have some but not like back in the day when horses were more widely used in society. It was so big here we used to have specialized butchers who only did horses called "Gigerer" Nowadays if you are lucky you can get a Leberkäse that's still made from horse which is basically a meatloaf filled with, yet again, cheese. Its kind of a traditional fast-food you get at stalls here
>>532952174>Knackered horse and cheese loafYou continentals are barmy.
>>532952174cool. nice its still around if you want it.
>>532952277It's also called Leberkäse which translates to liver-cheese because in the past it also contained liver.It doesn't anymore tho.Funny thing is nowadays you gotta pay extra if you want the horse stuff while in the past it was the cheapest you could get
>>532950959Sounds nice. >You are orthodox i presume? How do you do easter?Yes, but sometimes we do Lent sometimes we don't lol. I just had some fish 5 mins ago which is tradition here for the Saturday before Easter. We ate some Sea Bream and Sea bass and octopus salad. Yesterday we had some Samadakia (grape leaves filled with rice) and some salads and dips. Tomorrow of course we are having Lamb.
>>532938814What is this you goddamned homo?
>>532938895Being uncool is healthy?
>>532950960>WE PAY FOR YOU TO HAVE A GOOD LIFEwe really donteuropes only security threat in the last 40 years if you exclude russia bullying Soviet sattelites has been the rapefugees they let in
>>532952753I've heard of people eating lamb here for easter too but its uncommon as we don't really eat all that much lamb up here.
>>532952174One thing is certain, you couldn't overeat if you eat that, because it would make you sick.
>>532953059It's just regular meatloaf with cheese added. I thought you people of all would understand :C
>>532938814Because there are heavy regulations on growing/raising your own food, farm to table hasn't really been a thing since our grandparents time, life skills like cooking etc have not been taught well if at all to younger generations, many people don't have the time and energy to cook multiple times a day/week from working 40+ hour weeks with extra side hustles to afford gas/groceries/rent, and because education as a whole, but especially skill based education (wood shop, home ec, etc) has been gutted.Hope this was a helpful insight.
Many reasons, but rooted primarily in urban sprawl and car dependency.
>>532938814Eat some meat or vegetables, Pawel
>>532953020In Greece everybody eats it on Easter, same in Bulgaria. I just spoke to a taxi driver earlier today and he said usually we buy a whole lamb but prices are so high that we bought a portioned half one this year, it's rough the last few years. We have spit roasted a whole one before but this year we are not so many people (everyone lives all over the world rn) so we bought two legs and some lamb chops and other people will bring their own cooked lamb. We also make a rice dish that has chunks of lamb liver and lots of spices, I didn't like it a a kid but now I love it.
>>532952753>Samadakia (grape leaves filled with riceThats a lot of wrapping for only rice. We have a type of sarma with grape leaf. But never plain rice. At least put somefish inside and make something like sushi roll .
>>532955057It has herbs inside and sometimes (I put at least) one prune in each which gives a slight sweetness that compliments the lemon which they are poured over with and olive oil of course. It's made without meat because it's Lent food for before Easter.
>>532938856This thread is by a 350 lb ogre.He's one of the fattest beings in all of Europe.Literally, I am not kidding. He's admitted his weight before.
>>532958377he's a murderer
>>532938814https://youtu.be/_k200wTsETA
>>532938814Bruh your pots and stove make fast food look like heaven.
>>532958785I think last time it was clean.
In making a bacon wrapped teriyaki chicken breast for lunch with green beans for lunch :)
>>532938814I fucking eat at home like 29 days out of 30.Not to mention you always post your garbage high carb food, never good meat even.The sanitary conditions of your stove are simply unacceptable.You are a dirty filthy subhuman nigger from the butthurt belt.I eat fine steak grilled on my backyard at least twice a week and did you know that the midwest has the best steaks in the world? It's true.
>>532959539>>532959629Ooooooooooo
>>532959593to be fair he does sometimes post pictures of eggs. once i think he even posted a cut of pork. i was stunned.
I don't understand how this idiot isn't banned yet.
>>532945951Clean pots mean one thing, you have a wife
>>532938814car culture and drivethroughs.Americans are almost always driving somewhere every day, multiple times a day. While driving you are guaranteed to pass multiple fast food restaurants with drive throughs.Its really that simple, getting the fast food is not a decision, its just the baseline normalcy. Not getting the fast food requires a deliberate action. You see the mcdonalds and have to think "no, i have potato at home i will go home and cook that", which requires more effort than spending 5 minutes going through the drive through which is already right there.This is why americans eat so much fast food. Its on the way.
>>532938939just steal bro, i eat pretty good on $20 with what i can ring up as other shit and hide in my clothes
>>532959629>>532959692>>532959837>>532959904I remember you from /ck/, always with the great presentations :) Everything looks lovely of course.
>>532959845it just means you're not a nigger
>>532959904>>532959955pasta slop>>532960009looks nice
>>532960362Thank you anon, I remember your breads and spanakopita too. <3>>532960464Thanks
>>532938814It isn't. You're on 4chan, Americans who want to talk about their home cooking post on /ck/. There's a board dedicated for this sort of thing. Try it out.
>>532960583:) I'm making another Easter bread rn.
>>532938814Ok and wtf is that supposed to be?
>>532938814
>>532938814>Why can't Americans cook?
>>532938814>Ancient Roman Recipe
Just look at the number of fast food threads. American food culture is garbage. Fixing it would take generations.
>>532938814>implying there is a faster sloption that dirty pot foodreal americans dont own dishes and dont leave their homes
>>532961055probably something that translates to “sad potatoes”
>>532961611is that a teflon pan? jesus christ.
>>532962287'ananas on the 'za
>>532962578there's banana too, and curry powder. It's delicious. I'm not swedish by the way, I'm from the land of the fryer and toothpaste.
>>532962731Mayo and peanut sauce on frites is rather brilliant
>>532938814We are retarded. It is that simple.
I like cooking in the oven the most, it's very simple, low effort, and the food always comes out great
>>532961656>“sad potatoes”Patate Triste.
>>532959955What is this? Curious.
>>532938814Zamn, where is the suguh nigguh? Shiet muh dick
Boomers didn't teach their children to cook and millennials aren't teaching their children how to cook.>>532963084One of my staple meals, but I prefer stewing or sauteing. Heat a little bit of butter or olive oil, add some garlic and then fry broccoli for a few minutes.
>>532938856Wha di u sey
>>532962811Hmm not a huge fan of that, where i'm from we usually put stoofvlees on fries.
>>532963768that's a sexy paw
>>532963154Please refrain from using AI slop, draw it in paint like a 7 year old, it's better for the economy (kikes lose profit) and your brain stops deteriorating
>>532963857Raw mulatto hands fetish
>>532963935>>532963768adding non dairy milk while there's dairy in the caramel. OK
>>532963642That is only the case in a society where they have a nuclear family. Both parents slave away from morning to night, while kids don't talk to them at all and get estranged by 18
>>532963866Checked and Okay... give me a few minutes.I'll get your Patate Triste Proprio Pronto.
>>532964018Dunkin caramel probably contains milk that was made from milk powder which is way worse
>>532960102>Drive throughUhm, do you tip those people?
>>532939219>There are more highly fit Americans as a percentage of a population than there have ever been highly fit people as percentage of any population on the Earth's surfaceThere are also more obese people than ever before in history. What you’re saying is that we’ve ventured off into extremes, where people are either extremely fit or extremely unfit, with people in the middle being less common. And of course, the number of extremely unfit people absolutely dwarves the number of extremely fit people in America
>>532939219souce? I thought you were still pretty high on the fatso scale.Would also like to know what fit means.
>>532963866>draw it
>>532964588Now that's a marvellous masterpiece worthy of eternal prestige
>>532938814You need land to grow food, and land is taxed. Everything is designed to prevent people from growing and processing their own food and living freely on the land and becoming self-sufficient.
>>532964508It is probably measured by high school fitness standards or college fitness standards or army ones. Or even bmi which is inaccurate most of the time, maybe even the number of gym goers. In my opinion it should be measured by number of pre diabetic or diabetic fatsos(non genetic ones)
>>532964690All you need is a small garden for vegetables, a pond, some chickens and quails, but I don't think HOA s like that
>>532964660
>>532964877>All you need is a small garden for vegetablesYou need a house and a plot of land for that, retard. Don't start with me.
>>532964961Just apply for section 8 housing KEK
>>532964945How is the flag of Poland similar here, also Serbia was the first jew free country in ww2
>>532965053>All you need is a small garden >in the middle of the city>where the soil is literally toxic sludgeepic troll
>>532952858>What is this you goddamned homo?>double post incoming>>532952891>i am a subhuman kike and i cant read
>>532948350Only your time at work is worth $20/hour
>>532965158Detroit is litteraly corpse enriched hummus, plenty good soil there, if you don't mind the constant gunfire
>>532938814needs neon coloring for amerigolem to have enough fun eating it.amerigolem are adult toddlers that need a jewish babysitter at all times.
>>532965295I like cayenne, very nice burnt orange hue it provides. Paprika will literally turn anything red.
>>532948350That's because you commute 2 hours to work and back, just take a lazy job that is 6 hours a day, find a hobby and some time for yourself. But if you are surviving I guess you have no choice. Bring a propane stove and assert dominance by cooking during work breaks
>>532965378I make ajvar which is made out of those plants and only industrial sludge products leave those nasty red stains on fingers, nails and clothes.
>>532964297no thats the one time you dont tip
>>532964877Most people can't afford a house let alone land. Ontop of that a vast majority of people are stuck inside cities where none of that is avaliable.
>>532938814Why is it so hard for Pollacks to clean their stovetops?
>>532965634Save up and buy a plot of land in Paraguay for 5k$ like a true American, realistically you would need around 100k to retire in most parts of the world
>>532965869I have land im just saying it's unrealistic for every american to have a plot of land like you're saying. Leaving the country is unappealing to most Americans as well. Theh might "fantasize" about it but it just ain't happening for the vast majority.
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>>532963211Pasta al pesto.Pesto alla genovese, which is the most famous/traditional version, is a sauce made with fresh basil, walnuts, parmigiano and olive oil, in a mortar.
>>532962287the black shit? yeah i get them out of the trash like that
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>>532960944Never stop making these, anon.One day I'll join you, I miss making bread.
>>532965693because he is a /pol/la/ck/ first
>>532938814It depends, Polandbro. I got laid off from my second night job back in January. Since then I have cooked all my own food and lost a lot of weight. Before I was waking up at 5am, going to work for 7, leaving at 3, driving to my next job an hour away for 4, working until 9, and driving an hour home where I would drink about 6 alcoholic beverages and pass out only to wake up and go again the next day. I was eating in the car on commutes. Now I am going to make $25-30k less this year, but I am much healthier working only 1 job.
>>532967083gotta love dick with a nice Busch
>>532966611Pretty decent. Even has a nice sear without the grey band. Do you dry brine your steaks over night?
>>532967343Thank you.I brined it 6 hours prior to cooking it.
>>532967217That's horrifying, I would be a work arsonist there
>>532967546Looks good. Mirin that mallard and zucchini. I get a half cow butchered every year and have been working on my steak game. I started an herb garden too. I dont have any pictures but I recognize the effort and technique. Next year im going to get some different cuts because this year I messed up and basically got the lazy butcher special. Its still high quality grassfed local beef but the steaks are too thin. For less than $6/lb bagged im happy.
>>532968235When you’re in doubt anon, stew or pressure cook.
>>532966908Unfortunately my yeast was dead so I'm making Kourabiedes which is basically like sugar/butter cookies.
>>532968508My braise game is on point. Its not hard to take a bad cut and turn it into gold but its even easier to take a good cut and turn it into shit lol. I invested in a good thermometer this year and im getting better. My whole family cooks and ive always been the sauce guy so learning how to actually cook the meat well is what I'm working on now.
>>532938814It's just niggers that eat fast food constantly. Humans cook their own foods.
>>532939474Processed food is engineered for industrial production at scale, consistency, distribution, shelf safety, and above all addictive qualities
>>532968508>pressure cook.YESthermos anon hates these
>>532968708I meant Kouluarkia*
>>532946250>Made Easter Sweet Bread yesterday but I over proofed it.overproofedI have never done this, everhow do you do it ?because I am usually underproofed stuff
>>532939810>be me>rough times, no meat budgetDiscover an unopened bag of red lentils in cupboard.>boil lentils>chop onion & cabbagePut some refrigerated bacon fat into skillet.>fry-up onion, cabbage and lentils together>season with anonspice
>>532970217I let it rise too much after the braiding, so it deflated a bit in the oven, should have been bigger.There was a whole packet of yeast and 100 grrams of sugar, yeast loves sugar so it just suicided dunk on power.
>>532970579>I let it rise too much after the braiding, so it deflated a bit in the oven, should have been bigger.>There was a whole packet of yeast and 100 grrams of sugai would need 3 packs of yeast and 4 hours rising to get a rise like that i dont know what i do wrong
>>532946608no. Because it will be bad for tnr ass and penis. But it does.not matter for the pot.
>>532970794Absolute dyslexia
>>532940202most of the world live under worse conditions and they still cook because they have toamericans are fat stupid and lazysimple
>>532946894Exactly. If your.kitchen is clean you do not.cook in it.
>>532938814>even polish soup anon hates US nowgood. good. join me in hatred against mutts
>>532938814No timeGotta drive, work, and doomscroll redditno time left to cook
>>532938856This is unironically true btw
>>532970702It was kind of hot in my home, It over proofed in a sense that it deflated a bit when I took it out of the oven and it wasn't supposed to happen. The and texture was supreme. I bought premium ingredients and eggs from a village.
I make a lot of sandwiches
>>532938814>>532938856Most regular Americans cook high quality food at home the majority of the time. That's why so many American homes have a focus on the kitchen which are often massive and elaborate. American grocery stores are completely stocked with high quality foods and they wouldn't do that if people weren't purchasing them.It's really the basketball Americans and immigrants that eat the slop, and maybe like some college kids or exhausted blue collar workers doing doubles, stuff like that.
>>532947166i love germany so much,guys please take over this shithole
>>532971032maybe thats it, house is too coldok well its looks good, happy easter !
>>532938814Im pretty sure this is mostly a city problem where you get apartments with no kitchen. It's cheaper to cook since you can make easy meals that are warm in like 15-20 mins.
>>532967618its not so bad if youre born in it, work really feels like a second home to a lot of people. i still talk to motherfuckers i worked with ten years ago, i talk to coworkers more often than family. most jobs feed you and pay for clothes, education as pertains to the industry, and hospital visits (because you will only ever risk injuring yourself at work because you are never home). its not the ideal human condition, but its the one we live in
>>532938814What is that
>>532971586Happy Easter brother!
>>532971891>What is thatPotatoes that don't appreciate Trump winning in 2016
>>532971853>apartments without a kitchenLol. Do eurofags really?
>>532938814you can judge the worth a people based on their traditional and national food
>>532973017I was talking about jewish america where you don't have kitchens...
>>532965197Fuck you, you homo.
>>532968708We are so back
>>532960009can you post the recipe?
>>532974300You must have hallucinated that.
>>532938895you forgot to turn off your Polish flag VPN, JIDF
Because it's faster you nigger.
>>532973017Never heard of that. Thats basicaly a hotel. You cannot build something like that. Closest I found was airbnb with 5 rooms and common kitchen.
>>532975765cuteshow crumb
>>532938814>Just accept a lower standard of living and eat like a europoor peasant.How about no pizda.
>>532938814When I tell you that serfs have more free time to themselves by a huge margin than americans I mean it.We're 120% jewed to the point that between work and responsibilities, the amount of time leftover is middling, so any and all time savers have to be put on the table.
>>532958377>This thread is by a 350 lb ogre.>He's one of the fattest beings in all of Europe.isnt 350lb more or less normal sized in America
>>532939219this, we pioneered the fitness movement
>>532978011Yea. Me neither.
>>532975765Based, looks really good and shiny.>>532977009It’s roasted salmon with its crunchy skin o the side, the base is a purée made with carrots, zucchini and red bell peppers.Basically you cook the veggies in a pan with extra virgin olive oil and then you put everything in a mixer with some other oil and a bit of water, some basil leaves if you want, salt and pepper, then you’ll have your purée.You can also do it with steamed/boiled/pressure cooked veggies for a lighter result. The salmon can be cooked with your preferred method, I use the air fryer because it always comes out perfect: 200C 10-12 minutes, use a thermometer to check for the internal temperature around 55ºC.
>>532947166That’s retarded. I also don’t know how to make a stew before I… looked it up because I wanted fucking stew. What you’re trying to say is that Americans are retards with no agency who take the path of least resistance.
>>532981914>I also don’t know how to make a stew before I… looked it up because I wanted fucking stew.When was the last time you made one?
>>532938814They are lazy and addicted to convenience.
>>532940202It takes 2 hours on a sunday to portion all the food I eat in the week and freeze it. All you need is an oven and an airfrier to heat it up while you take a shower after work to put on your pajamas. There is no excuse.
When pols ended up in Auschwitz they actually gained weight.
>>532946250Based
>>532938913and why should anyone care? vegetables have zero calories and toxins
>>532938856This is 100% true.I can't even take the subway anymore without getting accosted by someone who's all like, "Yo, homeboy. Where you been, man? We been looking for you. I ain't seen you around Burger World lately."This literally happened to me today.
>>532984849Fruit is where it's at. These mangos came from the tree in my backyard. Over 20kg last harvest season.
They eat garbage because they are garbage people.You are asking for sanity in the place of i sane, slave like, brainwashed zomies with not much human left in them
>>532938814How many hours of work do you have to do to pay rent and utilities? How many vacation days do you get? How much does it cost to see a doctor in Poland? You faggots don't even know how little time we have. America is expensive. Poor fags need not apply.
>>532964119>natural flavor>carrageenanMMMMM MMMM MMMM Cancer and dead fetus cells delicious lol
>>532938814I don’t have a kitchen or house
>>532964297Now this is an honorary aryan.
>>532938814they are niggers
>>532946250>Sweet Bread
>>532979732Anon, I will grace you with the secret of boiling perogies and sausage (the long ones or links) in the same pot. They're the closest you're gonna get to homemade with essentially no active prep (you just fill the pot and set a timer). Moreover since there's no oil and consequent charring involved your immediately eating better than 90% of eat out food and cleaning is minimal. And so long as you choose the sausage correctly, they're a step above most slop you can buy insofar as confidence is concerned.The actual endgame is to find healthy recipes or combos that can be made homemade in bulk and eat leftovers for 3/4s of your meals. People who cook everyday at home are also retarded, though slightly less so than people who eat out everyday.
>>532938814why are you so obsessed with americans?
Holy fuck this faggot fucking shreknigger goyslop thread has been up all day. You faggots are fucking retarded. Try posting a food thread... Immediately deleted or banned. Hmmm. Fucking dumb niggers
Ribeye steak tacos with poached pineapple. I made this for lunch at work, some Americans know how to cook
>>532989422I fixed it try now
