PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>Pres Trump Meets Taoiseach of Ireland, Washington, DC 3/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTMgtskUNo>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 3/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MXdLYgYkE>Pres Trump Holds a Press Conference on Iran, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViW6wZw8Dn8>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg>Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>533006171
Ultimate MAGA. Sell spics as slaves to african niggers theory.
>TWEETSo, there you have it, the meeting went well, most points were agreed to, but the only point that really mattered, NUCLEAR, was not. Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz. At some point, we will reach an “ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO IN, ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO OUT” basis, but Iran has not allowed that to happen by merely saying, “There may be a mine out there somewhere,” that nobody knows about but them. THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION, and Leaders of Countries, especially the United States of America, will never be extorted. I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas. We will also begin destroying the mines the Iranians laid in the Straits. Any Iranian who fires at us, or at peaceful vessels, will be BLOWN TO HELL! Iran knows, better than anyone, how to END this situation which has already devastated their Country. Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft and Radar are useless, Khomeini, and most of their “Leaders,” are dead, all because of their Nuclear ambition. The Blockade will begin shortly. Other Countries will be involved with this Blockade. Iran will not be allowed to profit off this Illegal Act of EXTORTION. They want money and, more importantly, they want Nuclear. Additionally and, at an appropriate moment, we are fully “LOCKED AND LOADED,” and our Military will finish up the little that is left of Iran! President DONALD J. TRUMP
>TWEETIran promised to open the Strait of Hormuz, and they knowingly failed to do so. This caused anxiety, dislocation, and pain to many people and Countries throughout the World. They say they put mines in the water, even though all of their Navy, and most of their “mine droppers,” have been completely blown up. They may have done so, but what ship owner would want to take the chance? There is great dishonor and permanent harm to the reputation of Iran, and what’s left of their “Leaders,” but we are beyond all of that. As they promised, they better begin the process of getting this INTERNATIONAL WATERWAY OPEN AND FAST! Every Law in the book is being violated by them. I have been fully debriefed by Vice President JD Vance, Special Envoy Steve Witkoff, and Jared Kushner, on the meeting that took place in Islamabad through the kind and very competent leadership of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan. They are very extraordinary men, and continuously thank me for saving 30 to 50 million lives in what would have been a horrendous War with India. I always appreciate hearing that — The amount of Humanity spoken of is incomprehensible.
>>533019356The meeting with Iran began early in the morning, and lasted throughout the night — Close to 20 hours. I could go into great detail, and talk about much that has been gotten but, there is only one thing that matters — IRAN IS UNWILLING TO GIVE UP ITS NUCLEAR AMBITIONS! In many ways, the points that were agreed to are better than us continuing our Military Operations to conclusion, but all of those points don’t matter compared to allowing Nuclear Power to be in the hands of such volatile, difficult, unpredictable people. My three Representatives, as all of this time went by, became, not surprisingly, very friendly and respectful of Iran’s Representatives, Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf, Abbas Araghchi, and Ali Bagheri, but that doesn’t matter because they were very unyielding as to the single most important issue and, as I have always said, right from the beginning, and many years ago, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!
>>533019238Ita genius.Migrant filth are not afraid of us.But they are afraid of being deported to Africa.Absolute genius.Probably not Trump himself who came up with the idea since Trump's a White-hating Israel slave, but someone inspired by Trump.
MAGAhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116391830634836370
MAGA
>>533019583>No one will have safe passage
>>533019238Based
Only 15-20% of Americans resisted the Covid vaccine. Grateful to be one of them.
>>533019583War were declared?Those niggers will all be dead if they don't bend the knee, oh well!
Happy eastern Easter to all who celebrate it! Damn those who must suffer it!
>>533019687My life has been permanently made worse due to liberals fucking me out of work 4 years ago.
>>533019238Has any other US president ever LOST as much as Trump has?>Hormuz strait: unopened>uranium: unretrieved>Iran: undefeated>NATO allies: unavailable>petrodollar: unused>economy: unfixed>jobs: unadded>food, gas, PCs and housing: unaffordable>wall: unbuilt >illegals: undeported>swamp: undrained>Hillary: unrestrained>2020 election fraud: unproven>abortions: unending >trannies: unfazed>healthcare: unfunded>opioid epidemic: unceasing>Covid reparations: undelivered>birth rates: unimpressive >national debt: unlimited>Ukraine war: unfinished>Venezuelan oil: uninvestable>Greenland: unobtained>polls: underwhelming>Epstein files: unrelease-Ah my bad, the last one is his one and only win.
WE ARE TAKING OVER THE STRAIThttps://x.com/disclosetv/status/2043314338979631389?s=20
>>533019687That's a lot more than I expected.Meanwhile other nations had over 90% nigger cattle compliance to jewish poison, kek.
>>533019834they ruined a lot of lives, i'm sorry i hope we can get revenge
>>533019729all they have to do is make a deal but they insist on being retarded suicidal brownsat least they'll get a bunch of likes on social media from jeet bot farms
>>533019784So it would seem, orthodox bunday!
Ultimate MIGA!
>>533019904>pay the toll, pay the toll
>>533019940Refusing to negotiate with terrorists is common sense.
Hello migger niggers, how will blockading a blockade open the strait? Thank you in advance, my dear migger niggers
>>5330201094D chess
>>533020109They think they won because they let two US ships go on a suicide mission to search for mines kek
/ptg/ TRANNIES WERE TRYING TO TELL ME THE STRAIT IS OPENIS FUCKING DOUBLE CLOSED NOW NIGGERSAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
>>533019583GET FUCKED, FRENCHIES
>>533020224Imagine sitting at the table negotiating in good faith and the niggers on the other side also a foreign nation up to get permission. Not even their fucking president their fucking prime minister lmao.
KekRegulars had a rough month
>>533019295>>533019904>IRAN WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PROFIT OFF THIS ILLEGAL ACT OF WORLD EXTORTION>SO WE'RE GONNA DO THE SAME ILLEGAL ACT OF WORLD EXTORTION AND PROFIT FROM IT
>>533020224Your country was just forced to buy emergency oil from us, you dumb roo
>>533019904Sink the ChinksBuy American
>>533019295>the meeting went well, most points were agreed toExcept for the Elephant in the Room: what does Bibi want?
>>533020332
>>533019904Won't do shit. Like always seething trying to keep market s from imploding all he does. Going to seize French tankers? Lmao.
>>533020332What war is Bibi leading vs Lebanon?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Lebanon_war
Is he gonna tweet that he’s gonna nuke them to kingdom come and not do shit? Again?
>>533020208>>533020300your phone ban finally expired i see
>>533020379>Going to seize French tankers?Uh are they gonna stop us or something?
>>533020326>usYou a producer or a consumer champ?
>>533020398Is Lebanon a Christian nation?
>>533019687>Meanwhile it is below 1 percent in AustraliaA big reason you can never take any Australian seriously. They are all a bunch of slaves.
FULL MAGA BROTHER
>>533020426Both. That's one of the benefits of being a superpower.
>>533020398Smotich son got kiked and he's butthurt about it.
>>533020437What are some recent headlines on Bibi's war vs Lebanon?
>>533019238150 OIL this week here we come. POOL CLOSED. 10 DAYS LEFT TO CEASEFIRE. IRAN STANDING FIRM. VANCE FAILED. NEW ISRAELIS SUPRISE ATTACK ONLY DAYS AWAY. HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE AN ESSENTIAL JOB WE ARE GETTING A DOTCOM STYLE AI BUBBLE CRASH COUPLED WITH A COVID LOCK DOWN ALL AT ONCE THIS YEAR. ITS FUCKING JOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>533020423If imagine yes they are a nuclear nation.
>>533020466You won, tranny
>>533020488>Officers>People>Generals>CommandersThey don't know shit that they strike.
>>533020488Bibi rejects ceasefire
So when does Israel get punished for violating the ceasefire?
>>533020515CANADA WILL COME OUT OF THIS #1 AND STRONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>533020520>Muh French nooksThe surrender monkeys will give up after 1 ship is taken and then given the order for them all to stop trying to pass stop being a retarded nigger
>>533020468>I am personally a producer of oil and I will personally benefit from increased demand on our domestically produced oil
>>533020566Lebanon thought there was a ceasefire
US bros, I hope Trump can fucking kick iran's ass already and the war will be over soon. If the republicans lose, your country will be flooded by browns like never before as penance. The demorats will begin apologizing to extremes you haven't seen yet.
He's really fucking doing it brehs my FUCKING OIL AAAAA
>>533020566>>533020332"Hey Vance, I said no ceasefire"
>>533019238Awoooo I love daddy Trump I want him to spank me.
>>533020696CANADA WILL IMMEDIATELY ORDER ITS FLEET TO BREAK THIS ILLEGAL BLOCADE. WE WILL SINK YOUR CARRIERS YOU IF DARE STOP US!!!!!!!!!!!
>>533020485Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare Israeli hell.
>>533020696BasedEveryone else will run out of oil.
>>533019904I love Trump and I’m not ashamed to say so.
>>533020731I don't think Vance got this far listening to retarded faggots
>>533020485>commence semen drainage operations.Looks like a seriously gay kink video
>>533020618Yes
Trump: "Iran promised to open the Strait of Hormuz, and they knowingly failed to do so. This caused anxiety, dislocation, and pain to many people and Countries throughout the World. They say they put mines in the water, even though all of their Navy, and most of their “mine droppers,” have been completely blown up. They may have done so, but what ship owner would want to take the chance? There is great dishonor and permanent harm to the reputation of Iran, and what’s left of their “Leaders,” but we are beyond all of that. As they promised, they better begin the process of getting this INTERNATIONAL WATERWAY OPEN AND FAST! Every Law in the book is being violated by them. I have been fully debriefed by Vice President JD Vance, Special Envoy Steve Witkoff, and Jared Kushner, on the meeting that took place in Islamabad through the kind and very competent leadership of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan. They are very extraordinary men, and continuously thank me for saving 30 to 50 million lives in what would have been a horrendous War with India. I always appreciate hearing that — The amount of Humanity spoken of is incomprehensible. The meeting with Iran began early in the morning, and lasted throughout the night — Close to 20 hours. I could go into great detail, and talk about much that has been gotten but, there is only one thing that matters — IRAN IS UNWILLING TO GIVE UP ITS NUCLEAR AMBITIONS! In many ways, the points that were agreed to are better than us continuing our Military Operations to conclusion, but all of those points don’t matter compared to allowing Nuclear Power to be in the hands of such volatile, difficult, unpredictable people. My three Representatives, as all of this time went by, became, not surprisingly, very
>>533021048friendly and respectful of Iran’s Representatives, Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf, Abbas Araghchi, and Ali Bagheri, but that doesn’t matter because they were very unyielding as to the single most important issue and, as I have always said, right from the beginning, and many years ago, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!Donald J. Trump"
Can Israel actually do that? Interrupt negotiations with a phone call? That sounds retarded.
>>533020892it’s like shills have never looked at a world map
>>533021048CHINA WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU DARE TOUCH ONE OF THEIR SHIPS
TOTAL STOCK MARKET MELTDOWN INCOMING ON MONDAY
>unironically bringing us closer to WW3 than ever, all because of israelMIGA
>>533020437It’s around 40% Christian. Which I would argue is more Christian than the United States. Also kinda odd that Israel always seems to find a way to bomb Christian churches in these conflicts. It’s usually among their first targets. Lebanon has been no different.
>Dalit-leaf having a big melty :>
>>533019238>you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay hereKek let’s go
Rot in piss yurp. Couldn't happen to a nicer gaggle of cocksucking faggots.
>>533021117Sure thing Chang. Xi is a pussy ass bitch.
Guys us asiachads never did anything bad to you, uguu. Please give us the oil uguu
>>533021278I PROBABLY LOST 200k OUT OF YOUR CHEETO RETARDATION, MAKE THE FUKING DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>533021350That's a lot of lost Izzat. Very dishonorable.
>>533021350:>
>>533019356>>533020731>I have been fully debriefed by Vice President JD Vance, Special Envoy Steve Witkoff, and Jared Kushner, on the meeting that took place in IslamabadThe US sent the Greatest delegation the world has ever seen in the history of mankind. Of the 4, only one Trump didn't mention listening to is the guy the US military put up
>>533021278He’s getting flushed.
Yemeni militants in the dozens begin attacking boats in the Bab Al mandab. Cargo ship attack failed to board.
Lmao so now instead of the world being upset at Iran closing the straight Trump thinks it's a good idea to make everyone hate America instead?Miggers will now do a 180 and claim they never wanted the straight to ooen
>>533021569They will go down alongside the greatest in US historyBenjamin Franklin:>First American Diplomat, 1776–1785Thomas Jefferson>His greatest diplomatic delegation was the 1803 mission of James Monroe and Robert Livingston to Paris, which secured the $15 million Louisiana Purchase, doubling the U.S. size
>>533021569Why would kushner be there?
>>533021111Absolutely checked
>>533019295paid the toll? pay the toll! KEK the madmanbrownoids eating shit as usual
>>533020520France literally surrendered to Iran before the war even started. They won't do shit to us.
Hey this is very helpful. https://x.com/JohnnyFSE/status/2043027517016076638
Why do you miggers support jew wars for Israel that don’t benefit us in any single way?How many of you are just jewish?
imagine still supporting this clown
>>533021631Look, you don't get it.The special operation started as a way to disable Iran's nuclear capabilities and institute regime change, which was achieved on day one, mind you. After that, Iran shifted the goalposts by closing The Strait of Hormuz, so the goal became to reopen the Strait, which was achieved with the two-week ceasefire. Now Iran has shifted the goalposts again by refusing to admit they lost and committing to nuclear disarmament, so the goal has become to blockade the Strait to remove their bargaining power.
>>533021631>make everyone hate America insteadimplying you didn't already lol
lol, not the troons reaping validation from the "i can always tell" miggershttps://x.com/peeingbunny/status/2042543813546090806?s=20Actual mouth-breathing retards.
>>533019238>miggers desperately wanted the strait open>king migger gave them new marching orders to want it blockadedOH NO NO NO
>>533021631It’s a jiu-jitsu move you stupid nigger. Why are you, and every other shill on this board, so stupid and gay. Trump is a complete enigma to you faggot niggers. Try to pay attention
>>533021786never underestimate how petty a frenchman can be
Blockade sounds fun.
>>533019260MAGA
https://x.com/sacredrain/status/2043178854164857309?s=20
>>533021978>tales of the last remaining plan truster
>>533022099Checked.
>sir, we're losing them>quick, talk about mass deportations again
>>533021902Finally someone gets it. Thanks anon
>y-you aren't blockading the strait, WE'RE blockading the straitDo you all ever get tired of being humiliated?
>>533021918how many pounds of makeup in the pic on the left
>>533020485is this real? I know israeli cum squads are a thing but are they straight up draining his balls while he's not even dead
>>533021631He said that many other nations will be helping us. We have essentially finally assembled the coalition who will help us pad out the blockade. If they are willing to help with this, they likely see the logical conclusion which is regime change. It all is yet another confirmation that we are closing in on destroying Iran. I also am pretty sure the negotiations were to give them a chance and make us look diplomatic.
>>533022241kek no one gets in or out now, nigger. Iran keeps taking losses.
Leftwingers are making my little dark age edits of propaganda aimed at little children. This is their version of "this is what they took from us".
>>533022144When’s the next call to prayer Mohammed See>>533021902
>>533019904based based based >>533019945>orthodox bunday!a great and holy Pascha 2bh>>533022179who are those two with raymoo
>>533022332what's the win condition today migger?
>>533021832Guam nigger status?
>>533022338Granny and Momma Hakerui.
>>5330216112nd pool closed. Everything is fine!
>>533022259Jewish cum in is in scarce supply, what with the president of the U.S. guzzling most of it himself
>PRESIDENT TRUMP: "If gas prices rise, then let it rise. It doesn't concern me."THE PEOPLES PRESIDENTE!
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>>533022497Israel's satrap.
>>533022386>what's the win conditionExcellent
2WHY does every job pay so badly relative to the experience they're asking for?
>>533022407looks like the guests are shifting back to le gas prices again. I saw prices drop 15 cents yesterday, wonder what its like today.
>>533022338They sure are mad this early on a weekendWhat're they kvetching about now?
>>533019238>vote Democrats
>>533022539>>533022497
>>533022241Its giving "we didn't even want it anyway!" vibes.
Current tanker status. Filter to show tankers only. The last few days people have been posting images of just the ones in yellowhttps://www.marinetraffic.com/
>>533022330>fatfabfeministIRONICALLY the chuddie rightoids had that, in the 2000s>this is what they took from usNo, I think being a fat feminist who stokes racial antagonism is probably what 'took' that from you.
>>533022591Find out after church.
>>533022591If anything is transitory it’s the current increase in gas prices. Soon oil will be $50 a barrel
Good morning
>>533022581Job listings aren't real. They're required to put those out by law but they don't have to use them for hiring.
>>533022561i wasn't asking how you're feeling...nor if you had breakfast this morning. but how would you feel if you didn't?
>>533019238Deporting Venezuelans and Guatemalans to the Congo will never stop being funny
>>533022751i'll correct your typo anon: $150
>>533022654Eggs have halved in price and gas is still lower than Biden gas. This alongside the mass deportations and our enemies being defeated through USAID being cut and war against their allies was what Trump was elected for. I'm tired of these retards who fail at life and blame Trump for it. Trump achieved nearly everything domestic first year + bonuses.
>>533022654He's disconnected from it all, and no one around him is brave enough to call him for his bullshit. That's what happens when you fill your cabinet with "vibes" vs competency.
>>533022856Did Trump start a war for jews, yes or no?
Surprising number of bong flags itt considering 4chan is supposedly banned there.
>>533021111Digitals
>>533022751Facts. Even when Iran was blocking the Strait it never should've gone over $80/barrel. Purely panicans doing speculative pricing. Only 25% of oil actually passed through Hormuz anyway.
Is it already too late to phantom menace post?
>>533022939He’s surrounded by sycophantic Yes-men and snakes like Kushner who whisper in his ear, no doubt. He fires anyone who doesn’t show slavish devotion or challenges his dumb ideas.
>>533022856gas was expensive during biden because of the war in ukraine, which resulted in a bigger shock to oil & gas than the current iran war because it closed pipelines, not a strait that incredibly slow ships use. eggs were expensive because of the bird flu epidemic, which has only recently subsided.neither of these things had anything to do with biden.trump did start the war in iran though.
>>533022805Mornin
>>533022973MI6flags angry since the talks fell through from what Im readingthere is a reason why Trump singles out the UK every other tweet >>533021111
>>533022330Ironically it was the left, more specifically Obama that destroyed their "future". The colorblind society was almost accomplished in the early 00s. Obama got in and the niggers all fell for is victim hood propaganda and wrecked it all. I remember having black friends in school back in the late 90s that didn't act like complete niggers. There was a black guy at school who drove a pickup and wore cowboy type clothing. All that was destroyed by king nigger himself.
>>533021792Very nice.Arrest all judges enabling crime.
>>533022684here have this
>>533022848Yeah, for your muzzie country maybe
>>533022812I suppose so. Seems like a weirdl oophole though.
>>533022973And britfags are all overwhelmingly leftist now and the cops have the easiest access lol. We're literally being spammed by seething labour party glowniggers.
>>533022581my fav is when the HR becky demands more years/longer experience for something than the technology itself has existed
>>533020696There's still time to buy a shrimp bote.
>>533023194Funny. >>533023174The multiracial stuff was always going to fail.
>>533021111>>533023170Why is the strait closed?It was open the other month?Who did what, that led to it being closed? And why did they do it? For whom did they do it for?
Remember last night when the flag got called out for being a pedophile?
Trump used to make witty and sharp one liners nobody could ignore. Now, within the last year or so, he has gone to NOVELLA LENGTH essays that literally nobody read which make him look deranged. Holy fuck man it is like he is doing EVERYTHING in his power to make the Republicans lose in the midterms
So they are just mad everyday now?
>>533022330I thought saying the pledge was a nazi ritual? kek
>>533022805>>533022666checkem good morning>Classic Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY
>>533022661Christ-less Saudi Arabia is the world's #1 oil producer. They have been a top 3 oil producer in the world along with Russia and the US since at least the 70s. Where is their oil going?India is a world top3 oil hog / consumer, where are they getting their oil?Where are the US carrier groups?Abraham Lincoln has retreated to the Indian Ocean Gerald R. Ford was dispatched to the Red Sea (West of the Christ-less Kingdom of Saud) where it was knocked out of action and retreated to Europe USS George H.W. Bush carrier strike group (led by a black man) has been deployed and is crossing the Atlantic
>>533022386Same as it was yesterday. Keep the Strait closed, break the yuropoors, and drive them to starvation, collapse, and death.
>>533023447Yup, you know it. They might be more mad that /pol/ supports Trump than they are that Trump is president
>>53302344725/8!
>>533023295of course they try to keep Trump and the US in talks hoping to run out the clock
>>533023447yes
>>533023125You are British so your prices are completely different from ours and there was no such thing as bird flu. Biden slaughtered a bunch of chickens after burning a few farms down as one of his final gifts to the American people. He made up some shit as an excuse.
>>533022812It's also this, ghost positions.
So this is how Europe ends. Not with a bang, but chugging so much Muslim weiners they go “Mrrrhphhuhyippgyuuop~” because their mouth is full.Can’t wait to see bongs having to pay the toll.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZiEAdpX3_o
>>533023401How would Iran attack the US?
legitimately curious how humans are supposed to be alive if their parents aren't already rich or rural landowners.
>>533023758By not studying meme degrees? Idk.
>>533023721Didn't you hear? They were two weeks away from a nuke they were going to launch at the US. They hate our freedoms.
>>533023174Same...>attack the problem not the person>fast forward 20 years>jews screaming about death to White people exploded>muh niggersEtc.
>>533020332>>533020398Iran is a destabilizing force in the region. They fund all regional terror groups. This is why the war was necessary, no further trade or peace deals can be made until Iran is dealt with. Israel is hitting Hezbollah, not Lebanon.
>>533023200I've gotten automated job interviews and been immediately told to leave when I show up. It's fake, there are no jobs.
>>533023758youd legit make more working at sherwin williams tinting paint all dayi honesty hope everyone here has some fallback option if all formerly high-paying jobs crash like this. id go back to home depot or sherwin myself
>>533023447The ride never ends until they die.
>>533023170>>533023249huh, they stopped posting. Odd.
>>533023758lol shartmart starting is $18.50 in my town, SHARTMART.
>>533023379haiti doing haiti things again.
>>533023536would lick her sweaty abs until she begged for mercy
>>533019295>I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran
>>533023830Did you translate these talking points from Hebrew yourself?
>>533023972based
>>533019238these third world countries would be incredibly stupid not to accept all these doctors and engineers
>>533023758You can make more at McDonalds, kek.
you aren't men
>>533023952That makes the world a better place.
>>533023858My recentt thinking was vibecoding a website with my limited wordpress and html skills to hook fatties up with weightloss drugs and peptides. Not selling them directly because that would be dumb but skimming off the top with paid placement ads linking to other websites.
>>533023758>get certification in in-demand field.>instantly make 70k it's pretty much your fault if you choose a dying profession.
>_>533024083Bussy detected
>>533024001hey did you know Iran regularly attacked our military in Iraq
>>533023758nearly every delivery company pays more>DC job listingwhat the fuck, should be way higher, I thought this was somewhere in the middle of kansas holy cr*p
>>533023542yesterday it was your intention to keep the strait closed...
>>533023539What's the point of posting these unscaled pics? It looks like a tanker is 50 km long.
>>533023991if cheetoman succeeds in forcing iran to do tolls in USD or USDC the US will have won, because it will push Alaska to open more land to drilling. As the US becomes a more dominant oil producer and demand for US and our friends in Venezuela oil goes up because the cost of mideast crude will be unfavorable, fucking over the iranians, jews and arabs all at once and furthering american dominance in the world.
>>533024149anon are you drunk by any chance?
>>533023952>a little bit of rain>weesa gonna dround!>panic>dozens crushed to deathkek
We crashing cars like crazy!!!
>>533023758By not being a retarded nigger and working a real job?
George Floyd has sadly passed away at age 52.
>>533024381They are going to starve Iran of cash and re freeze everything. Going to prob go after international IRGC family and assets. Wouldn’t be surprised if Mossad goes on an assassination campaign in Oman and Doha. This is now Treasury’s War.
>>533024244something I've noticed for a while is that >Big Coastal city: rent for a 4 bedroom apartment 1500 dollars per person>jobs pay like 20 bucks starting>small interior city: rent for a 4 bedroom apartment 400 dollars per person>jobs pay like 15 bucks startingThere is a huge disconnect between pay and cost of living in coastal cities nowadays.
>>533024302I am getting drunk now>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8rw0i7oVAE
>>533024250Yes, when you asked this question yesterday it was to stall negotiations as long as possible to keep the strait closed. Now we are just going to close it ourselves.
>>533024347>law isn't a real jobIt's over for legalsisters.
>>533024229Cuba needs to go regardless but I almost wonder if part of it is so the straits there are more secure too. Trump seems really focused geopolitically on making us control the fuel of the world.
>>533024391S
>>533022256More or less...
>>533024381This is pretty late for an April fool's joke
>>533024436Yeah, fuck it. Get ride of the Judicial branch, expand Law Enforcement, and replace all cops with Judges. Summary execution for being brown or homeless.
>>533024219What were we doing in Iraq?
>mfw judges>>533024325I like that it happened at one of the few places left they can be proud of
>>533024425what's the use of negotiations in the first place if it was ever your long term plan to shut off trade from the gulf?
>>533024615Are you saying Iran attacking us in Iraq was justified?
>>533024615Trying to install a liberal democracy. The end of history types and the neocons and neolibs all joined forces in order to open the world to trade. Turns out you can’t force browns to give up their tire tread sandals and wear Tevas instead.
>>533024381TDS is going to fucking end the world then they will blame it on Trump as per usual with their projections
>>533024579laugh and everyone laughs with youcry and you will cry alone
>>533024693Stall for time to move craft into the area. Replenish supplies and ammo. Prepare Marines for boarding procedures. Did you miss Trump's "reset" Truth?
>>533024097>make the world a better placeWhen the IQ decline is that far reaching, there's no chance. They'll be starving and sick in the dark soon.
>>533024436It's the perfect job for AI to replace. Most of it is just procedural bs. Teach the AI all the standard templates, feed it all the databases of precedents and laws and they'll be a billion times more effective at reviewing contracts than any human. That's 50% of the jobs cut overnight.
>>533024294If US can't control the strait they definitely can't control what currency the ayatoll gets paid in
>>533024381Isn't this old news, like really old news? That guy isn't even alive anymore.
>>533020376Qrd?
>>533019904Based I was just telling people this is the next best thing, why should Iran get to dictate the reality of the strait? Ok if its close its closed, not “its closed except those that…”Now youse cant leave.
>>533024381I thought they were running out of money?Cut them off drumpf.
FULLY COCKED AND LOADED
>>533024787>>533024994
>>533024843That's just an indication that it wasn't your plan from the start. If it was, all assets would already be there or in a logistical chain on the way. Forgive me but it's no stretch to understand why i think you're at a super critical state of plan trusting.
>>533023539Where is Europe getting oil from? The top 3 oil producers are US, Russia and Christ-less Saudi ArabiaOther top20 oil producers are Norway, UK and Netherlands Where does the rest of Europe get their oil from?Oman (green circle in bottom right)AzerbaijanLibyaare all Top20 oil producers
>>533023295Same thing carney did and his country is going to shit
Still baking.
>>533019904Wow, that's the best news I've heard in a long time. I bet Europe will be very mad, and that's good
Here we go...Weekend talks failed so the two week ceasefire is already over and Circus Donny is going to blockade Hormuz indefinitely:https://cnbc.com/2026/04/12/trump-iran-war-strait-of-hormuz.html"Trump said the U.S. blockade is an effort to stop Iran from policing the strait and benefiting economically while the rest of the world suffers from its closure.“At some point, we will reach an ‘ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO IN, ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO OUT’"This is a new strategy that no pundit I've read has considered: Shutdown Hormuz to everyone in the theory that Iran will run out of money and capitulate. Now the question becomes who implodes first?1) Iran2) U.S. consumers3) Rest of world economies4) Global financial marketsMy hypothesis is that this is when King Trump discovers that his castles stand on pillars of sand.
>>533024381>after they massacred 30k protesters lets appoint them to human rights boardThe subhumans in charge at UN can’t even into trolling. It has to be more subtle you dumb fucks, not so obvious.
>>533019238Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz. At some point, we will reach an “ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO IN, ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO OUT” basis, but Iran has not allowed that to happen by merely saying, “There may be a mine out there somewhere,” that nobody knows about but them. THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION, and Leaders of Countries, especially the United States of America, will never be extorted!
>>533023295LMAOSpain will be the new Canada.
>>533025246a little early for pie
>>533025314>believing that
>>533024219I just looked at a map and couldn't find my freedom in Iraq.
>>533023830Iran were the ones who helped destroy ISIS influence in the middle east
>>533025291>iran closes the strait>europe acts like it doesn’t care and that america should fix it>usa fully closes the strait even to those that bow to iran>euros now careKek Trump know how to reveal their bullshit, as much as they try to act as if they are operating on unbiased logic they are really operating on “how can we take the USA down a peg while pretending to be allies”.
>>533025402Not gonna relitigate the Iraq war with you, that happened 20 years ago. The point is that Iran attacked our people while we were there, regardless of why we were there, and you think it was justified.
>>53302503825 year old kiwi pedophile was dumped by his 14 year old american discord grooming victim. Flew out to America, tried to kick down her parent's door and kidnap her, and caught a bullet in the neck for his troubles.
>>533025475You're crying like a pussy over something you're pretending to be mad about and it's hilarious. Keep it up, I'll just make fun of you harder.
>>533023401not really sure but the media spent the last month saying how awesome iran was for doing it so surely america is awesome for doing it too
>>533025128There’s two reasons the plan has changed. Iran has said they randomly placed mines in the straight, which makes it a safety issue. And second, assholes are actually paying the extortion rate to Iran, by closing the strait, we remove their funding.
bye bye midterms“it’s the economy stupid”*TRUMP: OIL PRICE DECLINE WILL HAPPEN EVENTUALLY*TRUMP: OIL PRICE DECLINE MIGHT NOT HAPPEN INITIALLY
>>533025200Nigeria and Angola are both world top 12 oil producers. Where is their oil going?
>>533025314>king chinkTrump did to the US, what Putin did to Russia. He made the entire world realize we are a paper tiger, not to be taken seriously. I always thought we'd fuck up China if Taiwan came into play, but my confidence is rock-bottom, right now.It's like Russia threatening the rest of Europe, after getting bloodied by it's poor, fat neighbor who isn't even part of the HOA.
TRUMP WILL TACO BEFORE TUESDAY AND WILL LET IRAN HAVE THEIR TOLL. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST. ABSOLUTE STOCK MARKET MELTDOWN ON MONDAY AND HE WILL BACK OFF. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!
>>533025363It's funny because chinks still regularly eat each other. They don't even have to go to a black market to get it.
>>533025419Anon, everyone was fighting ISIS. Even Al Qaeda and the Taliban we’re counting ISIS.
>>533025488>and caught a bullet in the neck for his troubles.May I see it?
>>533025128You can't believe what ever the fuck you want. You are still going to starve, and I am still going to laugh. Because you deserve to be broken, raped, and humiliated.
>>533025589 repeating it over won't manifest it, you fucking retard
>>533025475>year 11 of waiting for r/the_Donald to have the same generational PTSD over shit israel did to the US that they do over sandniggers doing shit to the USIt's just weird your geopolitical interests align perfectly with those of jews.
>>533025038Some browncel with a demon slayer shirt stalked a child and demanded the father open the door to his house or else.
>>533025597two more weeks and Russia runs out of ammo. All the Ukraine and Iran war shows is how pathetic and useless Europe is and how NATO shouldn't exist
>>533024703I'm suggesting, and stay with me here, that we stop fighting wars for Israel and put America first. Do you agree or disagree?
>>533025618Your skin is poop colored lol.
Europe is populated these days by people descended from those who were too cowardly to sail to the New World or to enlist in the World Wars, and the Islamic invaders that rule over them collecting jizya.They are not our friends, they are not our allies, and they are not our brothers.
>>533025740it's just weird that your talking points align perfectly with those of brownoids and troons
>>533025740Kek this>israel attacks us to try to goad us into a bullshit war I sleep>Iran helps other muzzshits fight us over a bullshit warREAL SHIT
>>533025689None of that happened. All that is known right now is that this reddit mod broke into a house trying to save a daughter that may or may not have been there from her family and he is now being charged with multiple felonies. Faggot probably saw her father give her a squeeze, felt insecure over his daddy issues, and decided this was suddenly the next Epstein. Moralfags are retarded, especially the reddit variety that use "morals" to justify acting psychotic because they saw a dumb movie or show with a vigilante.
>>533025488wow that video was more funny than I thoughthttps://x.com/Breaking911/status/2042627588938473632>25 year old kiwi pedophile was dumped by his 14 year old american discord grooming victim. Flew out to America, tried to kick down her parent's door and kidnap her, and caught a bullet in the neck for his troubles.Big if true, but probably not>>533025645chinks eat anything they can.
>>533025849They need to stop saying allies, they truly are our enemies.Defund and stop ALL foreign aid to that Godless continent.
>>533025880You guys tried this after Oct 7 and everyone just posted dead jews at you and laughed at you. Would you like to see some dead jews?
>>533025994touhou is based
>>533025402fortunately the Iran festivities aren't about muh freedumz, it's about choking China economicallyand also making Europe suffer, which is always a nice bonus
>>533026014>You guys tried this after Oct 7tried what? huh?>everyone just posted dead jews at youI think >we posted dead jews and laughed 2bh>Would you like to see some dead jews?pretty please with sugar on top
>>533026087That's basically why I support the war
>>533025579trump floated the idea of getting in on the extortion himself ffs
>>533026126THE 40 BEHEADED BABBYSI'M GOING FUCKING INSAAAAANNNEEEE
>>533026126>tried what? huh?Associating everyone against israel with shitskins and trannies like the other anon did just now. Are you ok?
If the man in the moon were a coon, coon, coon,what would you do?He would fade with his shade the silvery moon, moon, moonaway from you.No roaming around the park at night,no spooning in the bright moonlightif the man in the moon were a coon, coon, coon.
>>533026148This war is passing the “is it angering the people I dislike the most” test, with exception of alex jones
I love...
>>533026183oh, is that guy some ben shapiro simp and gonna post some totally burned baby? >>533026203bro, post the pictures. I want a good chuckle. Are you okay? Just post them, I wanna see
>>533026203because all you do is seethe about israel all day every day lol>Are you ok?that's the most reddit shit I've read all day, kill yourself faggot
>>533026178Yes
This kike is putting on a clinic of how a jew debates. Just an absolute masterclass. I'm about to Shani Loukpost for old times sake.
Oh I see, Priscilla is back for another 14-hour shift. Apologies everyone for engaging it.
>>533026313reminder they seethe about israel in the vaguest terms but support jews and jewish things nonstop like addicts
>>533026184>>533026184>>533026184Neos thread>>533026184>>533026184>>533026184New thread
>>533026258Not for you, I want that other whiney faggot to chime in again>>533026313Ah here's the weak little vagina in question lol
>>533026246ROMELEU LUKAKU
>>533026384This is just your way of coming out as a zionist without saying it
>>533026340so your plan is to do what you did to japan, except this time against the whole world.you are not a hyper power anymore
>>533026521?
>>533026592>w-w-why don't these people love our greatest ally, I bet they love other stuff the jews have done!Shut up, faggot
>>533025691Fella, i'm not the country with a fox news host in charge of the military. Your entire administration is the least qualified it has ever been, your president belongs in the same home biden should be in. You *can* believe what you want, but i'm watching a downfall story.
