NUH-UH YOU CAN'T BLOCK THE STRAIT COZ I'M BLOCKING THE STRAIT FIRST AND I SAY NO TAKESIES BACKSIES LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU IRAN LALALALALALALALALALALA
You lost, iranny
>>533020586So oil prices are now going to go parabolic because not even friendly oil is getting through. Good way to get China to get involved too lol.
>>533020586
naval blockade is declaration of war
>>533020586>Trump switches sides, joins Iran to block the strait
>>533020780
>>533020586>If we're not gonna get the oil then NOBODY GETS THE OIL, how do you like that huh?This would be the greatest comedy if not for the fact it's going to have disastrous consequences for all our lives
>>533020586You lost tranny.
>>533021295Go over there and open the strait yourself then bitch boy.
Kek can you imagine the US navy blowing up random countries' vessels that test the blockade? It's not going to happen
so what will inevitably happen is that the arabs will build pipes to the west, iran will build pipes to the east and ships wont be needed anymore
>>5330205862 more years of this lying moronic shitbagand some libtard kike sucking cunt that fucks it up even worse after thatthen back to this shit with another kike puppetbest we all can hope for is a quick death i guess
>>533020804yeah they’ll be really mad now
>>533021581You go there and testOh wait the UK has zero navy now lmaoOk chinky you're up
>>533021581It might happen. The US government is a criminal regime now. Its not like the old days. Good guys? What's that?
>>533020586that's an embarrassing post even for an Australian kys chink
>>533021768The reason trump is doing this 10D chess move is because he needs to taco out of bombing civilian infrastructure, but will kill random civilians on third countries' ships
>>533020586What are the odds that a single news article he reas convinced him to do this?
>>533021581WW3 against jewsaCompletely annihilation of jewsa's military and dismantling of the country.
>>533021937yea that's reason, problem is mutts never heard of that
>off by oneFuck...
>>533020586The nuclear was the sticking point? That you said you destroyed? And you were going to destroy their entire country for blocking the strait but now you're blocking it.It's time to put grandpa in a home.
>>533021509Unless you're from Russia or some shit it's going to affect you too retard lmfao>According the US Energy Information Administration (EIA) the United States consumes approximately 20 to 20.6 million barrels of petroleum products per day as of 2024-2025. It produced ~13.6 million barrels per day (b/d) in early 2026.
>>533022287nothing ever happens
>>533020586Based.
>>533020586MASTERFUL GAMBIT, SIRWe're so fucking screwed.
>>533021612Yea, the Great war fucked us pretty badly
>>533021177kek it do be like that don’t it
>>533021581>vessels that test the blockadenever gonna happened. ships don't dare to test the iranians, do you really think they will challenge the US navy?
>>533020586this seems clever at first, but means USA takes whole world hostageTrump is now like goy Hitler attacking Poland, sacrificial distraction chickenjews must be preparing to change host to China
"You can't threaten us by stopping international trade, WE are stopping international trade in order to threaten YOU".This is like trying to defuse a hostage-situation by threatening to blow up a whole city block.
>>533020770Man, let's pray they're retarded enough to fire on a Chinese ship. I need that total lack of empathy, restraint and respect for human life to get aimed at Israel.
>>533021768>The US government is a criminal regimeVINDICATED
>>533022368It doesn't matter as oil is bought on the market.
>>533020804Kek wee bombings are just a disagreement though.
>>533020586Can we start trading with China yet? Im bored of all this.
>>533020586Imagine trying to negotiate with Muslims
Will burgers interdict and loot the French ship that paid the toll?
>>533022741no cause chink bo-ats wont have fuel to deliver your moms dildo
>>533022589Yep, nobody believes the US is going to engage in piracy on third countries. At some point a convoy probably coordinated by China will test it and the thing will collapse
>>533022421Could you kindly take your stroke fantasies to another board? Thanks.
>>533020586Trump really buckbroke the shills yet again, eh?Not gonna read his textwall though.
>if Iran does not agree to peace we gonna bomb UAE and Israel ourself!
>>533021581We'll just take the ships and add them to our collection. Hopefully we take a British one first.
>>533022687just remember that there once was a time when all kings wore femboy socksprogrammer socks are truly eternal
>>533022253>>533022368These edits are appalling though. Just an obvious attempt to appeal to retarded Zoomers
>>533022669YOU CAN'T KILL ME IF I COMMIT SUICIDE FIRST!! HAHA JOKES ON YOUgod he is a fucking moron.
Trump is a motherfucking pirate
>>533020586>no linkFake and gay.
>>533022683Of course, this was the plan all along. Force China into conflict before they are 'ready'.
>>533020586I cant wait to die for israel, thanks trump voters
>>533022706Exactly, oil is a globally traded commodity. It doesn't matter where it goes to, it gets sold and bought in the global market affecting the prices for everyone regardless. The US is currently a net importer of oil, it uses damn near double what it produces, so no they won't make "more money". It has large oil reserves, but those reserves are mostly untapped as of today, and bringing them up to full production is not an overnight thing; it takes YEARS. Idk why these dumbass miggers get gaslighted so easily
>>533020586>CLOSE THE FUCKIN' STRAIT!
>>533020770China won't do shit. We kek them out of an island that's a few miles off their coast. They aren't going to pick a fight with us over this. We win. Figure it out. Stop watching jackson hinklestein produced iranian hype propaganda, that claims that iran is strong. They aren't.
>>533023213Defo, but I can't imagine the plan includes the sac play in making it so easy for China to identify Israel as the problem that needs solving.
>>533023095The only retard here is the orange one
Yeah I can totally see the US blockading chinese vessels lmao
>>533020586what a triple nigger. he's mad iran is earning some shekels while he's not
Just drive past the navy and let them destroy a ship and that should be enough reason for the entire world to declare war on anerisrael
>>533022357The US should just tell Iran to go nuclear Israeli style, everyone just pretends they don't have them, but also everyone knows they have them. Save face, open straight, put this shit to bed.
>>533020586The Iran side of the strait is being used by Chinese ships. It is navigable. Is the US navy going to stop them?
>>533023568>The Iran side of the strait is being used by Chinese ships. It is navigable. Is the US navy going to stop them?They're going to be retarded enough to try.
>>533023407They provide the drone engines to Iran. They will send them more weapons, so Iran can sink the American ships for them.
>>533020586Shuddup five eyes. The anglosphere has been placing its bets on China for decades and has been trying to take down the US. Part of the anglosphere's plan was to facilitate a nuclear armed Iran. Iran is a nuclear threshold state on purpose. Why is that? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ICBMS OF SUFFICIENT RANGE TO HIT THE US. As soon as they had ICBMs capable of striking the US, their near-weapons grade uranium would have been converted to warheads to arm those ICBMs. Trump is fucking with your plan. Good.
>>533020586SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ABSOLUTE PATHETIC PIECE OF BLACKMAILED PEDO GARBAGE. THE WORLD HATES YOUR FUCKING GUTS, AS WELL AS YOUR ZIONIST BLACKMAILERS.THE WORLD IS WATCHING EVERY MOVE YOU AND ISREAL ARE MAKING RIGHT NOW, AS WE DO NOT TRUST YOU'S, OR YOUR GOD, SATAN, ONE FUCKING BIT.CHRIST IS KING.GOD WINS.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT MATTER. SIGNEDPRESIDENT GOY.
>>533023784The only thing Trump is doing is pushing allies into China's embrace you fucking retard. If Trump simply maintained world order, China would be much weaker. All this does is benefit China
>blockading the ships that already paid the tollHow does that even hurt Iran?
>>533023784Angroids are the only ones who even remotely support zog at this point.
>>533020586Just go past them. No really, thats whats going to happen. You couldnt ignore Iran as they are a politcal oppositon, on this, but you can ignore America exactly because theyre an ally.If America doesnt make good on its threats and starts attacking allied ships then they have no threat and there is no blockade, and if they attack allies over this shit then I think they are going to find problems at home as much as they are going to find problems with international politics. Like, people arent talking about that enough, if Trump decides to start shit with allied nations over stuff like this there will be dissent in America, not just from civilians but in politics itself.>I will kill your ancestors for IsrealWhat, youre going to get Asmongold to aruge why it for Americas defence its now bombing Ireland or some shit? People are already shaky on even doing war with Iran. Theyll only buy so much bullshit and you pushed it too far with Greenland, and noone gives a fuck about that place.So again, just go past it. Shit, watch how China will offer security from America for going through or something. America has fucked its western hegimony, for Isreal, its fucking gay.
>>533022368We're both fucked but I can take solace in knowing the IRGC dogs will suffer as they deserved. You seem to be seething tho.
>>533024084If jews supposedly wrote the bible, and the bible states that "The yellow race will rule the earth." And we know Israel wants Amalek/whites/Cacausians all dead, whille weakining America and the UK from within simultaneously, which consequentially makes their enemies stronger...They are transferring the wealth to their new host for after the samson option is achieved.This is why jews are all moving to the southern hemisphere. This is why the false flag was done in Australia and New Zealand. So no angry natives can shoot them when their crimes become known once their parasitical ways become known as usual. Heck, they even tried to make it legal for only jews to carry guns because of raging anti-semitism. Laws changed by a jewish President in Argentina that allows ISraeli arsonists to keep the land they torch for a small price?The world needs to unite and destroy this virus before anyother pressing issue. It is right in our fucking faces.
>>533022741> もう中国人のチンポをしゃぶり始めてもいい?もうこんなの飽きたよ。FTFY. Learn the language gweilo.
>>533022888If a ship passes through, it means they financed a terrorist country, thus are part of a terrorist organization, it's not that hard.
>>533024802>oy vey that container ship carrying babrie dolls and hotwheel cars is supporting terrorism! you are literally the goodest goy, you should be an american
>>533024764>Biblical interpretation of current affairsEveryone thinks they're special, living in unique times. You're just another European peasant with an inferiority complex who has skydaddy on the tip of your tongue every moment
>>533025747yall worship a sky daddy too, anon
>>533023407They absolutely will get involved if in a few months their entire countries oil supplies run dry.
>>533024604Ok Moshe
Jews are such sore losers. Get them out of global politics and put them in a simulation where they get to trade shekels all day
>>533021768usually the us has the biggest stick but thats changing
>>533024472If US forces do attack a cargo ship belonging to an allied nation I think it would probably be the point of no return, especially if there are deaths and the crew are actually from France or Spain or the UK or wherever and not just a bunch of disposable SEAmonkey slaves as is the fashion in the industry. The outrage would be absolutely biblical.
>>533020586nothingburger. he won't do shit. he's clearly demented and has some sort of mental problems going on.
>>533020586kek what a pussy. He really thought just bombing sand would get him everything he wants.You need a ground invasion donny.
>>533029385yeah, they won't. that's why he is bluffing. there is zero chance a US Navy ship would fire upon any of the tankers.
>>533020586So Iran made Trump block the strait for them now
>>533020586America is unironically a pariah state.No different from North Korea.Whoever said that this conflict will get to a point where China will be forced to get involved militarily and the Yuan becoming the new world reserve currency actually called it.Can't wait to see the headlines."Millions of mutts lose their jobs, employers point to weak dollar".They'll just vote in another pedophile blaming haitians or cubans for their downfall and start a regional war that accomplishes nothing.Mutts can't be trusted with a country.Honestly it'd be safer for everyone if they just balkanized.
>>533022221US should bitch slap your country again just for fun
>>533033689The most the US can do is kidnap a fat guy in a barely functioning petrol state in their own region.The US doesn't even remember how to occupy foreign land anymore.Only how to bomb them because their arms companies only make bombs in any meaningful capacity.even firearms are primarily a civilian market in the US
>>533020586>we need to change the regime>actually we need to stop da nukes>actually we need to open the strait>actually we need to close the already closed strait so we can reopen it >i can't believe Iran MADE ME do thislmfao??????????????????? He's like a women trying to avoid responsibility, lmfaooooo
>>533020586>I am please to announce the party that we have destroyed 30,000 tanks, 10,000 airplanes and have captured or kill millions of red army soldiers. We are poised to capture Moscow and with this final operation the enemy has already lost
>>533034628what do you think i was implying when i said bitch slap?
>>533023407what do average americans win at exactly?
>>533022589Wasn't Iran the "terrorist state" and the US the "good guys"?
>>533023059The shoes look awfully unconfortable tho.
>>533020586Tell me a real tactical reason to doing this other that manipulate polymarket results
>>533021581>NATO joins with China and Russia to fight USA
>>533020586>Iran losing goodwill by blocking the strait>Trump, in his 9d chess, took the entire blowback to himself by naval blockading neutral countrieshigh IQ move
>>533035596It's all a grift to make his family rich. He can't seriously be that demented.It's the most laughable war ever fought.
>>533020586So de we buy on monday to sell when trump tacos on tuesday?
>>533020586Ffs he flipped again
>>533022357Now its the missiles and nukes is the redline..
>>533022683They won't fire on it.They will steal it.The fact that the tariff is paid in Yuan is the chinks getting involved anyway.
>>533022094100%, he tweeted out the article last night https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116389798405349626
We have entered the stage where world geopolitics is nothing more than a money-extracting scheme for the american ruling elite, and they don't even pretend anymore. At least Dick Cheney had the benefit of the doubt when he invaded Irak to increase the stock value of Halliburton
>>533036387>the president of the mightiest nation in the world is typing like a lolcow
hes the most stable genius ever hes 12 moves ahead of the rest
>>533036387most retarded leader of a major world power in centuries
>>533022669that's how we do things here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MOVE_bombing
Maybe he would use the blockade as an excuse to position even more troops there for the coming ground invasion?
now is a good time to taco, blocking china's oil tankers isn't the move
>>533036887Millions of people voted for Trump because they wanted Hispanic amnesty, now Trump is too focused on Israel to keep his amnesty PROMISE!
the orange nigger is crashing the markets again on a sunday lmao
>>533020586This is getting too high IQ for me.
>>533021612Isn't the hope that the democrats get more than half the seats in senate in November and can remove him?
>>533034628I want to see the d-day style ground invasion but instead of heavily dug in Germans with machine guns, it's just Iranian gamers with 5000 cheap drones at their disposal.
>>533020770That is exactly what kikes want to set forth the endtimes
>>533020586Meanwhile he was calling Paulo costa a beautiful man like a total homo at UFC
>>533036649It's because he's nothing but a puppet. Even if he knows all of this is stupid it's what his Israeli masters demand.It's pathetic watching him fall on the sword for them over and over.
>>533020586it's literally just market manipulationthe minute the market opens on monday, he will announce that he's reconsidered and he's graciously stopping his own blockade
>>533036536>>533036387SAAR OPEN THE FACKING STRAIT!
>>533020619Still begging for help faggot?
>>533035741do you know how many of the worlds problems would be solved if this happened (youd have to fight israel too of course)
Reminder you retarded MAGA dipshits voted for this man. You all got owned so hard for being so retarded. You fell for his cult of personality like a swooning woman. Blaming liberals for America going wrong meanwhile republicans are crashing the country with no survivors. I hope you're happy lmao.
>>533020586>I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran.So the USA is going to start interdicting Japanese and Philippines shipping?Will there be a SINGLE country that likes the USA after this mongloid is done ruining things?
>>533041881Trump is the best accelerationist ever. What other timeline would have had normalfags waking up and calling out the bullshit that's been going on behind closed doors for decades. Enlighten me you short sighted muh left vs right retard
>>533042963>normalfags waking up to whats behind closed doorsNobody cares about your culture-war BS anymore. Your president is going to cause a massive economic collapse because you voted in Mussolini 2.0 and nobody could read the writing on the wall 10 years ago.
>>5330429632025 was the year normies finally wondered what the Jews did that made Hitler so mad.
the right can't meme
>>533020586This is so retarded I literally thought you faggots were just making it up again. I'm speechless.
>>533021581So to be clear>No tanker is on its way to the strait because you'd have to go through the US Navy AND IRGC>Any tanker inside the Gulf already can't get out because of the IRGC and paying the toll is the only way out>You pay the toll, then you get boarded by the US making the whole paying the toll moot.So all the countries that Iran had "shown mercy and remembered their friendship" are not getting any oil for the foreseeable future. Nevermind the fact that they were able to get their oil before the war, and doubly so during the war because of their warmer relations to Iran. If anyone was in doubt about why their fuel prices has gone up, they won't after this fiasco.
>>533022607>jews must be preparing to change host to ChinaNo China is against jewry. They talk about how the west is ruled by jews. They are entirely aware of the jew menace and have made jewry basically illegal in China. I don't know why so many people think jews have any chance of using China for anything. Those people like yourself have totally ignored what China says about jews, and they say plenty, and all of it is based.
>>533020586>Lets seize any ship that has paid Iran its tollTell me again how does this affect iran's nuclear plan? Oh sorry, I mean Iran's regime? Oh sorry, I mean Iran's people's freedom? If anything this is just a direct attack to any other country who uses the straight, mainly China.
>>533020586let me know if anything happens in two weeks time
