Previous >>533023849Day: 5 of the 14-day ceasefire™ period (?)Day: 44 of the Special Military Operation™▶RECENT:>Trump: United States forces will immediately “begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz”.>Trump: “I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas.”>Vance live in Pakistan: NO AGREEMENT>Putin: ready to help peace efforts in call with Iran president Pezeshkian after the failed US-Iran talks in Islamabad>EU foreign affairs spokesman: Diplomacy is “essential” for finding a peace deal in the Middle East conflict>UK’s Starmer, sultan of Oman: US and Iran should avoid further escalation>Iran’s Ghalibaf: US ‘failed to gain the trust’ of Iranian delegates>Dy Minister Oil: Iran hopes to restore 70-80% of its refining capability in 2 months>Iran arrests 50 for sharing sensitive locations, information with ‘enemy’ US and Israel>India, world’s 2nd largest consumer of fertilizer braces for shortages▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶OILhttps://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶KINO:https://files.catbox.moe/fx86zj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/86yxn2.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com
>>533026132VOTEhttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQ01mKgd>VOTEhttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQ01mKgdVOTEhttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQ01mKgd
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>>533026132TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE FOR IRAN
>>533026132What will Xi Jingping do next?
>>533026186KEK
>>533025936>yo I heard you like blockades so we put a blockade on your blockade>Xzibbit pic
>>533026211Same thing he does every night, pinky, nothing.
>>533026206>TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE FOR IRANyou spelled "death of the petrodollar" wrong
so this is basically another ukraine russia forever war v2?
>>533026211the winning move: nothing
What's the next step in the master plan?
>>533026132Iran is finished.
> NEW: Inside the meetings + calls where President Trump and his team were given clear indicators that the economy (possible rise in prices) could take a hit if the war in Iran is prolonged.>Treasury Secretary Bessent and the president discussed various measures the Treasury could take if the war went on for eight to 12 week and how the U.S. could be vulnerable to a potential rise in gasoline prices.What happened to all the miggers that kept saying this this is beneficial to them? Fucking retards.
>Trump checkmated the subhumans of /pig/you love to see it
>>533026288No he spelled it right. You're just a retarded ESL.
I hate the Great Satan & love Tomboys.
>>533026206Lmao, Migger retard>>533026211I think a fun move would be to dare Trump to stop one of their ships (he wont)
>>533026186-t. the shill bragging about the strait being open yesterday
American intervention prevented British military crackdown against Jews in the British Palestinian Mandate.
Deputy Chief of Iran's Supreme National Security Council in a detailed interview on the negotiations catbox is down so can't upload the mp4.
>>533026327You can see them all now coping and seething, now begging for China and Europe to come and help them. If anything China is going to do what they already did and pressure fucking Iran to relent
Blessing this thread with cute Japanese girls
>>533026320Gonna be real funny when we hit April 28th and the military stops listening to Trump because he'll need congressional authorization.
>>533026294Trump will get bored of it in a month tops.Then he gets back to demanding the Shetland Islands or Cuba or whatever.
trump thinks china won't send manpads to iran/iraq
We're up to 6 warehouses set on fire now across the country and I feel like it's being severely underreported.
>>533026380Britain litterally created Israel so shut the fuck up
>>533026436cute and sexy! Honourary!
>>533026389>>533026380>>533026367>>533026361My new autistic obsession are moons and dwarf planets
> 2 paki oil ship retired to where they came from
>>533026440Didn't the ceasefire reset that?
Kikes are coping extra hard. Shit's probably about to go down. The copes are like a bad omen for Israel.
>>533026440Just like they stopped listening to Bush right?
>>533026461the US fears the chinese manpad
>shills still baking 44 days later
>>533026219>the Romans were blockading Alesia and, in turn, got blockaded themselves by a Gaullish armyThe Gauls didn't really besiege the Romans, they launched attacks on the fortifications to break the siege. Don't forget that the battle was decided by the Romans taking their cavalry out of the fortifications and charging into the point where the Gauls where attacking, completely unopposed and the Gauls didn't even realize that the Romans were on the way.
>>533026132Predict Trump's meeting with Xi next month.
think donny might have bit off a little more than he can chew on this one
>>533026503In Don's head maybe, but not in reality.
is the European Navy gonna do something?
>>533026510And you're drawing gay faggot porn of Trump, migger.
>>533026186>w-we always WANTED the pool to be closed, look we'll close it ourselves nowthe worlds only superpower everyone, this is just sad
>>533026460He will demand the Shetland islands FROM Cuba and will threaten to tariff Arizona if he doesn't get it
>>533026539meeting is cancelled
>>533026461It's free R&D in real conditionsLike why wouldn't you?
>>533026497>2 Pali oil ships retiredWhere do cargo ships go after retirement? Do they go to the Bahamas to fuck yachts?
I denounce the Talmud
>>533026186>noooo open the strait>no>actually i want the strait closed!>in fact im the one who closed it!>and im going to keep it closed!
>>533026497>> 2 paki oil ship retired to where they came fromthey're going in to fill up
>>533026518Completely and utterly impotent. He can't even tariff above 15% anymore, which he is already doing. And obviously he can't know etc, desperate pleading. Sad.
>>533026305>Iran is finished.
What went so terribly, horribly wrong with USA?
>>533026081i intuitively knew what this was before clicking it
>>533026554Bibi's trail will go ahead because the state of emergency was liftedBut now it's probably going to come back in tomorrow
Does anyone have that "i consent, i consent, i don't" image with iran and the us?
>videothe people we dealt with where very smart> I was think of renaming the strait of Hormoz to teump cruze
>>533026638you lost tranny!!!!!!!!!!TRUMP WON
>>533026305>MAGA>Forever war in the Middle East
>>533026604my bad my muttnigger> returned
Guys what if Iran blockades the blockade of the blockade? Then the US will have no choice but to counter-escalate by blocking the blockade of the blockade blockade blockade.
- "Japan gets 93% of their oil through the Strait of Hormuz, South Korea roughly 45%, but neither country has really helped us.I asked them if they'll help us? We have 45,000 troops in Japan, 50,000 in South Korea. We protect them. But when we ask for some help, they don't," - President Trump tells Fox News.
>you lost tranny!!!!!!!!!!>TRUMP WON
>>533026666I can only imagine all the shit flinging going on in the WH right now
>>533026638*cough cough*
>>5330266666666 this is escalating
>Immediate third worlder seethe and begging of China and Europe to stop the counter blockadeUS controls the strait, not (you)
>>533026666at least show the original
>>533026671Trump *
>>533026700>forever war>two week ceasefirethe only war that's happening atm is the one Israel wants
>>533026729Ahlan
>>533026186dont worry.....we have a plan!
>>533026528
wanna see some chink AShM at work boys
>>533026776-t. one of the shills bragging about the strait being open yesterday
>>533026776I actually do control the strait you presumptuous douche
>N-NOOOO YOU LOST YOU LOST YOU LOST!!!the counter blockade clearly wasn't something third worlders expected
>Immediate third worlder seethe and begging of China and Europe to stop the counter blockade>US controls the strait, not (you)
Also does this mean Trump gave up on attacking bridges and power plants?
>>533026798Alan how is it going my swedanon
>>533026776china, india, pakistan were getting oil from the straitlets see if you stop their ships firstif china sends a naval escort they might send a costco container ship with 50k manpads to proliferate to urban iraqjust because trump told them not to
>>533026750They should just bomb oil fields already and call his bluff
GCC niggers are getting scared from their own Shia : >Widespread arrests against Shiites in Gulf states and related protest actions reported:>The Saudi authorities have arrested Shia scholar Sayed Muhammad Baqir Al-Nasser (Abu Taha) after continuous restrictions on his religious activities, as part of an ongoing campaign targeting scholars and activists in Qatif and Al-Ahsa in the Hijaz region.>In Qatif, Saudi authorities are also reported to have arrested a number of Shiite clerics amid an expanded enforcement campaign.>In Bahrain, reports state that Ayatullah Sayed Abdullah Al-Ghuraifi was arrested by the Bahraini authorities, along with Abdullah Abbas Al-Mousawi, a young Shiite detainee.
>>N-NOOOO YOU LOST YOU LOST YOU LOST!!!>the counter blockade clearly wasn't something third worlders expected
>>533026842>I-I control the str(COUNTER BLOCKADED)
>>533026846-t. one of the shills bragging about the strait being open yesterday
>>533026776>t.
>>533026609Trump is a student of Putin. >Twist the screw a quarter turnDo you wan the pain to stop? No?>Twist the screw a quarter turnHow about now? Still no?>Twist the screw a quarter turn...
>>533026860shhh don't remind the goldfish that was just a prank
>>533026755>Japan gets 93% of their oil through the Strait of HormuzJapenises, in a moment of brilliance, decided to elect a total imbecile mouthbreathing Trump suckoff.Now their economy is fuckeded for good kek, buddying up with Donald is turning out to be a Faustian pact
>>533026666Checked. He is pissed Satan+ confirms
>>533026860Maybe he will go back to that plan after the blockade TACO
real PLAN TRVSTERS always knew this was the endgame
"I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran"Trump
>>533026784kek
>>533026575Mercouris might have to make an Easter broadcast after all. Wonder if he'll tell his family to shut the fuck up for once.
>>533026937wtf are you talking about?He erratically spazs between different extreme options day by day.
>>533026897Almost like they are terrorists and now that USA has acted they can finally get rid of them and make their nations and the world a better place.
>>533026879>>WE WERE GETTING OIL! IGNORE THE MASSIVE LINES AND FUEL SHORTAGES!China litterally demanded Iran accept the "ceasefire" just to get anything to cross the strait. The Eastern world has been getting ass fucked with barley half of their needed oil supply crossing. Sorry that your family that you immigrated from are suffering.
To me this just looks like Trump twisting the rest of the world's arm so that they will put pressure on Iran to capitulate. The US blockading the strait is effectively forcing every third party to this conflict to pick a side, ensuring they can't just pay Iran a small fee to avoid the effects of the war. I presume this is being done because someone upstairs has calculated that most nations sitting on the sidelines will help pressure Iran rather than us.>But they'll just blame the US for closing the straight!So? It doesn't change the calculous of the issue at hand. You can't just cough up a few million dollars at the toll booth anymore, you have to pick a side or you simply won't get anymore oil.I'm not saying that this is going to work out how the US wants it to, but I am saying that seems to be the plan.
>>533026860on hold until Iran violates the ceasefire.
>>533026666Checked
>>533026846>t.
Houthis are back!
> germany we won't mind us using their bases> jd Vance check on the bases after paki visitdo you think germany will be in ? NATO? will iran strike Germany
>>533026432China already has a sigint ship in the Indian ocean, I don't think they're afraid to call Trump's bluff.
>>533026879>china sends a naval escort They can't, no oil for ships.
>>533026983Just as genius as the inevitable reversal of that policy by Tuesday.Praise Allah
>>533026988how tf is that supposed to open the strait
are ya winnin son?
yuroniggers are seething about this on /int/ kek we are going to energycuck you and you can't stop usYour getting tens of millions of jeet niggers too kek all because Trump raised H1B fees
it was the gayest of times, it was the fakest of times
>>533027001>Twist the screw a quarter turn
>>533026132Yup. He's fucking retarded
>>533026988Lmao. I'm sure seizing Indian and Chinese tankers will go over so well
>NOOOOO you can't energycuck us>Stop reminding me that the strait being closed or taxxed hurts yurocuckolds and china the most >There's NO WAY we got psyopped into thinking this was about Israel or Iran>There's NO WAY the US deep state has been conspiring to fuck over Europe ever since it funded anti nuclear movements in Germany 60 years agoOutplayed. Remember that pipeline we blew up with Poland and Ukraine? This has always been our goal
Minister Ben Gvir: Caesarea, Arad, Rosh Pina, and three regional councils including dozens of settlements will be defined as eligible for a personal weapon license
The Arab nations may help the US Navy with the blocking the strait like Qatar.....
>>533026755How do we in Europe help our good friends in Japan and Korea? Maybe Norway can send oil their way?
>>533027042This is the most probable reason, especially since Iran's toll Is illegal for "international" waters like the strait, and that China already got pressured into forcing Iran to accept any talks. Euro fags in /pig/ are just mad that they are going to get involved because their weak as fuck to a single strait being closed and should have had alternative trade routes made in the 2000 years of existence they had.
>>533027187qatar going back on the target list after they barely got off it
>>533027030Shia in the GCC has as much legitimacy as Sunni muslims, another war crime in zog account, also the best way to created armed resistance which will lead to the regime change of the GCC niggers sunni blood thirsty degenerates. Zog can’t stop shooting itself in the foot. >a world a better place Nuke Israel, or else stfu
yank sisters....the world is laughing....
>>533027187The Emerati's are also preparing a dinghy to assist I hear.
RIP in advance:Amid the ongoing war with Hezbollah, the Reservists' Party launched a party headquarters in Kiryat Shmona. Chairman Yoaz Hendel: "The reservists are once again where the state disappears. If the government ministers do not understand how significant this place is - we will be here in their place. In the middle of the week, Sabbaths, and holidays. Here is the decisive point of consciousness in the war"
>>533026860>does this mean Trump gave up on attacking bridges and power plants?No. Bridge day and Power Plant Day still on the menu.
>>533027042And that's based, niggers need to pick a side and we are impacted very little by the strait being closed compared to others
>>533026879to fuck Iran the US only has to stop ships from filling up at Kharg island. hence bombing all the military positions there a couple of times. the ships serving China are mostly international carriers just like the ones everyone uses, so they won't kamikaze through the US navy like you want. plus China only gets 10% of their oil through the strait, so no reason to think they're going to start WW3 for Iran over this either. if anyone can find some holes in my reasoning I'll appreciate the critique. to me it looks like its now up to Iran to restart the conflict.
>>533027091It has never been more over.
>>533027042Blockading the ships coming out while help Iran achieve 200$ oil barrel prices.
>>533027153This is so schizo I don't even know who you're talking about.
>>533027091>approval>second term presidentAnon it either doesn't matter or he is just going to try for junta for a third term. Especially since kamala "litterally can't win on her own" Harris says she wants to run
>>533026389jesus this negotiation had trump outplayed from the start. they knew he was a bumbling retard. he literally played right into their hands.
supposed communications between sepah navy and american forces in the gulf of oman 2026-04-12webmrel but useless without audio, video with audio at >>>/wsg/6127158catbox is down so no catboxed mp4
Trump on Fox News’ “Sunday Morning Futures.”>“We’re not going to let Iran make money on selling oil to people that they like,”>“It’s going to be all or none, and that’s the way it is">“I could take out Iran in one day…I could have their entire energy, everything, every one of their plants, their electric generating plants, which is a big deal">The blockade will be similar to what the US imposed on Venezuela, though on a larger scale, Trump said, suggesting that more tankers would come to the US to buy oil as a result
>>533027141it's like the UK Royal navy threatning impressment. !!!
>>533027298>to fuck Iran the US only has to stop ships from filling up at Kharg islandinstant gulfoid attack by iran, happened twice now
>>533027087DonTzu at work
I wanted a real decisive happening for once and it seemed it was going to be so, but now it looks more like just another lame war that you see on the news and be like "uh ok"
>>533027229Migger tier brainrot>>533027042>sitting on the sidelines will help pressure Iran rather than us.Europe has been in the region since day 1 helping to shoot down drones and missiles. The European goal is negotiations. Your goal is greater Israel.What the fuck do you think is going to happen?
VANCE'S EYELINER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>533026432i like how you can literally see above you the actual breakdown of your nonsense. china and russia will help you dumbass. they already declared sovereign right and vetoed a UN force attempt. they use the straight. you dont. comprehend that please so you shuit the fuck up about it thinking they arent getting their fuel.
>>533027364
>>533027091holy shit lmao. i can't wait for that treacherous orange nigger to get obliterated in the midterms.
The Navy of the Revolutionary Guards: "All movements and lack of movements are under the full control of the armed forces. Any wrong movement will plunge the enemy into deadly whirlpools in the strait"
>>533027187Good I want to see the UAE leveled. Qatar would bend on the first attack against them, they are too small.
>>533027360yeah I covered that. the US clearly wants to bait Iran into breaking the ceasefire, that's the whole point of sailing ships around Hormuz and ruling out them charging tolls.
I'm going out for errands and won't be back for 8 hours.... what can expect happened when I get back ?
>>533027241
>>533027153This. European niggers thought THEY were the ones trying to do dark magic politics to put themselevs at the top again, when the US already planned to fuck them from the begging. You would think vassalizing Venezuela would have shown them that the US now controls the western hemisphere and will be willing to squeeze the east dry
>>533027042>You can't just cough up a few million dollars at the toll booth anymore, you have to pick a side or you simply won't get anymore oil.agreed
>BREAKING NEWSLIST OF COUNTRIES TO HELP TRUMP BLOCKADE THE STRAIT RELEASEDAfghanistan Andorra Armenia Austria Azerbaijan Belarus Bhutan Bolivia Botswana Burkina Faso Burundi Central African Republic Chad Czechia Eswatini Ethiopia Hungary Kazakhstan Kosovo Kyrgyzstan Laos Lesotho Luxembourg Malawi Mali Moldova Mongolia Nepal Niger North Macedonia Paraguay Rwanda San Marino Serbia Slovakia South Sudan Switzerland Tajikistan Turkmenistan Uganda Vatican City Zambia Zimbabwe
Yuroniggers are so fucking mad kek, no oil for you
>>533027455Endless muslim cope per normal
>>533027455your local draft officer will be waiting
>>533027389Anon, the way this is going, most of the world is going to get a major economic happening soon. Not Norway though, we'll be making bank.
>>533027417
>>533026518>>533026619>Squeezing the average American with massive fuel price increases>Threatening to put massive tariffs on Chinese imports, further squeezing the American consumerIsrael first. Israel first.
>>533027364Don Tzu, after I have alienated and ridiculed all of my allies, how can I then ask them for help?
>>533027389You can go to Africa or Ukraine if you want to enjoy the wonders of war and happening. All the suffering and starvation you want is quite close to you , you just need to go there
>>533027435>we are ALLOWING the US navy to clear mines okay??based and generous
>>533027459strait status? yesterday you said it was open?
>>533026534>The Gauls didn't really besiege the Romansyes they did, that's the reason why the Romans built the outward wall ffs they were under attack for days and couldn't flee (being under siege)no wonder trump chose this tactic, he's gonna lose again because his advisers are unable to understand history and basic logic
>>533027479post a source if not shitpost.feels like a shitpost to begin with.
>>533027444if the US attacks ships or kharg then there is hardly any ceasefirethe US has broken the ceasefire conditons already anyway
going out for lunch, whata you all have ?
Whose side is God on?https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/2042951926111768664?s=20
>>533026860>>533027292>>533027353
>>533027459
>>533027389Except this war fucks with fuel prices globally.
>>533027479You literally just asked ChatGPT to write a list of sovereign states with no navy didn't you?
>>533027419>C-CHINA AND RUSSIA WILL HELP!like China is "helping" Russia right? Sorry but some Intel sharing is the best Iran will hope to get, and even then China will cuck when their pocket book gets hurt (like they already have, which is why any "ceasefire" happened)
>>533027528anon those are landlockers
>>533027491Europe gets oil through the Suez canal.
>>533027479>Serbia Kek. And other bullshit you tell yourself. S*rbs hate Murica and are in Putler's pocket.
>>533027517and now US has closed it, what are you going to do about it?
>>533027495Bless you nordic guys, the few cunts worth saving in a apocalypse
>>533027517>Thirdies thought we actually wanted it openlmao you have no idea how energy politics works
tis but a scratch. This must be those hezbollah jumbo short range rockets. Huge huge warheads that cause huge fires and mass damage. Forget the name of the rocket:Reports of attacks in Nevatim
>>533027535kek has abandoned trump
>>533027535holy fucking shit dude.that happens every time it rains over there.every. single. time.
>>533027535That's an omen alright: I declare it means Oman shall be given LEGALLY ACQUIRED, MORALLY CLEAN rubies.
>>533027495We (palantyr) will make a lot of money indeed. We (Chevron) are winning so hard
>>533027571kek
>>533027532Habit
This is going to be one for the history books of "how not to prosecute a war"
>>533027586it flew over my head.
>>533027583this is not about helping or not helpingthe US has to turn chinese flagged tankers around
>>533027491Have fun getting drone striked, Israeli memeflaggot
>>533027531the US doesn't need to attack anyone, see >>533027298not saying Iran WON'T attack, I'm just saying it's going to make them look even worse and that's the whole point of what the US is doing now.
>>533027506This isn't 1970 anon, the average American car gets 20-30 mpg, and even then alot of Americans have hybrids too. Europeans STILL think American cars are gas guzzlers.
>>533027571>>533027479Lmao
>>533026297Crashing this economy...
>>533027583their pocket book isnt suffering chud. maritime shows their ships travelling fine. like to see you stop one see if you have the stupiodity to try since america is now crumbling from lack of methods to rare resources needd to restock. see how long that lasts.
>>533027509>>we are ALLOWING the US navy to clear mines okay??the US navy is not clearing any mines. And there are no mines to clear. That's why the two US destroyers passed through before suddenly changing their mind and passing through the other way, right through the imaginary mines.The mine clearing ships are just as imaginary as the mines they are clearing.
It's the jews
Iranians don't seem to be cowed
>>533027650believe it when i see it. they going to turn french ones around to? spanish? all talk.
Reminder that America is a next energy exporter and stands to benefit from high oil prices. Reminder that Iran will go bankrupt.Reminder that China and Europe will die.
>blockade the blockade, yo dawgLet's be real here, this shit is so retarded NO ONE fucking predicted this
>>533027597>yes i did spam about it being open for 2 weeks straight but heres why it being closed is a good thing>lmao you have no idea how energy politics worksnice projection lmao. youre probably one of those faggots who think the US can go full autarky mode in 2026. spoiler: your country is ran by oil companies that want the strait open.
>>533027722So Iran is yelling at imaginary ships now?
>>533027609Golan 2 ? That’s a Scud missile not a rocket. They also have the Fatah 110 which is also a missile not a rocket.
>>533027495Can you take in Swedish refugees when the economy crashes? I'll happily live and work in some remote village far north.
>>533027603(You)>>533027784
>>533027531Trump said it will take a while to even start setting up the blockade. Probably like 3-4 weeks to get more US ships from the US to the region.And by that point Trump will probably hope the goyim forget all about it and never mention it.
>>533027751>Every American owns an oil company
>>533027681>israel shill is retardedEverything goes up in price, not just the gas pump dumbass. People here are already being squeezed, so it's only going to get worse for everyone that isn't a wealthy kike.>just get a third job and cut your grocery spending!Or kikes like you can be lynched instead.
>>533027751COPEOPE
>>533027672the US must blockade chinese ships to enforce their blockadethe US can't attack kharg island because we went through this cycle twice already and the retaliation made the US flinch hard
>tfw nukes get used on the strait of hormuz
I like that an unreasonable bully is in charge.
Hormussy still closedBUT maybe she'll be able to wear a bikini now
>>533027751>China and Europe will die.holy shit dude the list is expanding every single day.what is next after those 2?
>>533027740>old hagkek
>>533027722its possible for one route through the strait to be confirmed clear while other parts aren't.
>>533027751because Exxon and shell are famously loyal to the american citizenry and pay lots of taxes for the oil they pump in america
>>533027042No this will speedrun oil price going out of control and the first ship the US navy sink will get him impeachedit's something beyond fucking retarded that does absolutely nothing to Iran
you see that the israelis are smug and happy today as they got the war going again
>>533027772Did he really? I'm surprised the Pentagon hasn't tried to Operation Valkyrie him yet
>>533027712>I-IT'S NOT SUFFERING!then why would they ever demand they accept any ceasefire to get tanks across the strait? Oh yeah that's right because of the entire southeast Asia having fuel shortages and massive lines to get fuel, because less than half of the oil they need has "crossed" since this began. Sorry to tell you and every third worlder here, but China/India have been the most fucked from this conflict, only Europe being slightly more fucked due to them being weak bitches.
>>533027740What can the cuck states even do? Go near enough to be dangerous? They get a missile.Don't? Well nice blockade cause good luck stopping neutral ships in international waters of super powers like China and Russia. It's also impossible to enforce if they run away since striking them is an act of war against you guessed it China etc.So it's just another TACO setup
>>533027793Notice that you have no idea that Hezbollah has jumbo short range rockets exactly as I described.These things only have range of like 15 miles.
>>533027751>American oil firms will profit>American people will pay the priceTrump really showed the Americans. Thank Allah, none of his voters are sensitive to fuel prices.
>>533027817there are plenty US planes able to stop ships from entering the persian gulf, not an issue
>>533027784As I thought, you will do nothing. Keep seething sand nigger.
>>533027869kek this. shouldn't have privatized your oil industry.
>>533027740NONOT THE CIRCLE OF DEADLY DANGERANYTHING BUT THAT
>>533027153>Outplayed. Remember that pipeline we blew up with Poland and Ukraine? This has always been our goalnot it was great it removed political leverage russia had on germany because of it's corrupt leadersit is 100% worth it, it is worth 100 years of no fuel at all, i mean it
>>533027923Pool status? Closed.
>>533026320Oh sweet, they'll use the Treasury to short oil futures again.Surely that will end well and totally not in an apocalyptic short squeeze.
>>533027784I wish this country was run by energy companies, because they would have hanged him like Mussolini at this point. Sadly, it appears to be run by Israel
>>533027821>What is the trillions of dollars you will have to pay Americans for their oilCope Eurocucks. Enjoy your 20 EU per liter gas increasing America's GDP by 10x
>>533027751>stands to benefit from high oil pricesKike. The people suffer while oil kikes get wealthier than ever.
>>533027897>So it's just another TACO setupwill take 3-6 days to TACO, until this dynamic is played out
>>533027751Kikes like you might benefit because they own the oil companies and do a lot of insider trading. Lowly goyim like me will pay for it at the pump
>>533027908Luckily, no working class who live in the suburbs are Trump voters.
>>533027609>>533027793Lousy dumb shill>The Lebanese report a series of airstrikes by the IDF earlier in the Al-Maslakh neighborhood on Nabi Bari Road in Nabatiyeh in southern Lebanon. https://t.me/LebUpdate/59840
>>533027793Oh shit you're right though. Nevatim is in the Negev, not Lebanon border.Apologies.
has defcon status changed yet
>>533027932-t. the shill bragging about the strait being open yesterday
>>533027751Orban is getting his ass kicked in Hungary. Once he is gone there is nobody left to veto sanctions on pissrael.That is what is happening today, not your delusions.
>>533027535EVANGELION!
>>533027960Who closed the Pool? USA
>>533027838euro niggers are so used to Obama/Biden cucking all the time to not realize that 99% of US president history is bullies. If Teddy was our president we would be boots on the ground about a year ago
>He just said he's going to blockade the strait>Bro what
>>533027913>there are plenty US planes able to stop ships from entering the persian gulf, not an issueExcept Trump is just talking shit, would be my guess. We'll see, and you're correct about the planes.
>>533027830the US attacked Kharg island twice anonyou're thinking of the response to Israel bombing Iran's gas fields.repeat: it's not necessary to "attack" Kharg Island, or any Chinese ships, to stop Iran from importing oil.
>don't pay toll, can't cross the strait>pay toll, Americans attack youThis is literally gonna kill the American Empire. They started the war, now they will destroy anyone who tries to mitigate the economic fallout.
>>533027973Europe doesn't even get its oil from the Gulf, Asia except China is fucked from this, Japan first. I don't get where you get your information.
What will you miss most about the global economy? For me it was being able to afford food
>We are blocking the blocked Hormuz Strait - DJT.He doesn’t know what to do anymore
>>533028020Iran closed itStay mad, yankee
>>533027973last time i checked you can't eat gdp
>>533027982Democrat farmers and pickup trannies are seething while Republican EV drivers pick up their wives for a vegan restaurant outing.
>>533028045>NOOOOOO Y-YOU CANT DO THAT!cope, and seethe
>>533027821>what is 401kYes, retard
>>533027444>the US clearly wants to bait Iran into breaking the ceasefireUnironically the US has more to lose by restarting the conflict, Trump was literally begging for a ceasefire in the middle of March. Trump knows the economy is on the precipice and the longer the Hormuzzy is closed the worse it gets.
Our PM is now in china, I 100% expect Xi to convince him to use one of our ships to test the american blockade
>>533027973>ACKKK
so what happened during negotiations ?It was just a show like everything related to jews ?
>>533028066For me, it was going on vacation in Asia.Affording food was nice too
>>533028045Why would anyone take empire building advise from a failed empire like UK? You can't even protect your own local waters.
>>533027528Moment that any of these piles of shit would be able to even get anything there the government would have already collapsed 4 times and different militias have change the leadership additional 5 times. Every time changing if they get involved or not.
>>533027985think you're correct. the translate made nabatiyeh look like Nevatim.
>>533028131But how does this open the pussy?Also in two weeks it's over and Iran glasses Israel again
>>533028004idc I am Israeli American. Even if you trying to hold Israel as a muzzrat, eventually you lose it because it is like trying to take Iberia, the Jews will come back to reconquer our land always, you will always be on borrowed time and unsafe if you settle here
>>533028176>It was just a showYes.
>>533028066Cheap travel I went to Asia and flew around so much.
>>53302790515 kms now I know which one you are talking about, the Falaq-1. Indeed it’s a Jumbo rocket
>>533028131therefore this is the market manip: crude futures will temporarily crash when Jew Ravid of Axios reports some nonsense about Iran lifting the blockade and Trump will "lift" his
>>533028100Iran tried to close it and failed. Now US is stepping in and showing the world how it's done.
>>533028219>I am Israeli Americanmy condolences
>>533028264he's a big lad
>>533028044the US fake attacked kharg island twice, each time iran did a painful crippling oil energy strike back making the US regret it>>533028043good luck in WWIII against china because were just talking shit
>>533026186ABSOLUTE KEK. GLOBAL SOUTH GOONERS/BRICS NIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
>>533028219>Israeli AmericanThat explains the retardation
>>533028066>What will you miss most about the global economy? For me it was being able to afford foodcheap ali express retro gameboys with 6000 games to give away to poor kids for Christmas.Also SD cards before AI
>>533028104You try and make that joke, but conventionally their is a US made EV ute (slate) coming out soon. Probably will fail because Americans only "care" about fuel prices as some sort of weird vestigial trauma from the 1970's fuel crisis, and will get large V8's even at $6 gas.
>>533028286Pool's closed by Iranstay mad
>>533028231fuck china for pushing iran into this dumb trap
>>533028197it was a shitpost man.all those countries are landlocked.the joke flew over my head.
The US navy needs to be BTFO immediately on day 1 to discourage their (and any other country joining in) retardation
Doing the needful (baking)
>>533028286>United States kindly achieves key strategic goal for enemy power [wholesome]
>>533027359Starmer threatened to start boarding Russian vessels, they called his bluff and provided a navy escort and he didn't do shit "..nuffin"
guys trump three times now seethed about manpads from china potentially coming up in urban iraq and Iranthe US fears china and what even a drop of their supply could do to project hormuz
>>533027973>Jew>benefit of the war dragged you into is Rich Jews will get richer>hates whitesChecks out
>>533028125The best thing for a 401k is market stability. The worst would be a global depression.
>>533028353Pool's closed by USAkeep seething.
>>533028386use the same header image as this oneit speaks volumes.
>>533028219>the Jews will come back to reconquer our land alwaysyou only did it once, under perfect unique circumstances, and you blew it faster than a jewboy in a room full of arab men.
>>533028286What is this reality bending delusion? Your retard in chief just said it's closed. He reacts by closing it. Which won't even work though anyway since he can't stop neutral vessels in international waters.
>>533028194>Why would you take advice from a nation that went through the same thing you're going through nowThe mind of a migger
>>533028203telegram translate is not accurate since they stopped using jewglejust copy paste it into GT for accurate resultsHere I pasted it in jewgle
>>533028383>US navy needs to be BTFOMuh drones and missiles already proved to be memes against the US navy, and that is all they have
New Thread Migrate >>533028405New Thread Migrate >>533028405New Thread Migrate >>533028405
>>533028167>We, the largest users of petroleum per capita, will enforce higher gas prices on everyone. This is the clear road to victory.
>>533027125>embed a locking washer between the screwplate bottom and screwhole
>>533028298Huge indeed
>>533028471>Why follow advise that was proven to have already failedThe mind of sand nigger.
>>533028420Worse for the old, amazing for the young. If the market tanked then buy in will be a bargain, but will royally fuck boomers.
>>533028386Baked >>533028494
>>533027740"Circle of Deadly Danger" is a great name for a band.
>>533028444we actually did it four times in historythe only away to hold to this land as a non-Jew is if you are giant powerful empirethe default state of the land is jewish and we are the only people who built an actual country here, not some piece of an empire
>>533028554Buy in with what? Does the stock market accept food stamps?
even the pizza delivery boy can see through trumps failure
>>533028482Houthis made the US navy piss and shit their pants last year and give up. This will be even worse
>>533028219> the Jews will come back to reconquer our land alwayslolin thousands of years you have always loss. Your temple got destroyed, you could never hold the land for more than a few decades, and now you are losing again even with your huge golem fighting for you. you are doomed to errand for ever. sorry not sorry.
>>533028264yeah i think that's it, but there might be another just like it that starts with a b. Let me pull up some old kino vids.Anyway vid related, not sure if you can make out the text and read it. Might be Falaq 1:
>>533027988Checked and accepted
>>533026176Rigged!
>>533027479Is this just a list of landlocked countries lmao
>>533028482what drones and missiles proved is that your carriers are useless now.
>>533028402Trump will punish China by allowing another 1 million Chinese spies into US universities
>>533028637pretty sure the threat break multiple international, UN, and NATO laws
>>533028481don't care jew. I'll just use kikes like you to clear things up for free and without thanks.It's what Jews were born for.
>>533028803The US has no R&D without Chinese grad students, who were probably too stupid to get into their top universities. White people won't learn math.
>>533028855Where were those when Iran did the same thing? double standards
>>533027042>so that they will put pressure on Iran to capitulate.Where do you get this weird ass idea from that the world will put pressure on Iran and not your shithole?>>533027474The side is pretty clear, and its not the side that is lead by a retarded loon who lies as he breathes. You are completely correct, but any nation that sides with the mutts has to be suicidally retarded.
>>533027882they didnt retard. you can literally see the rundown right above your first retarded statement. imagine getting outplayed like that. its incredible. you people deserve death. you are wrecking this nation at mach 10. i hope you retards are dragged out later and shot.
>>533028917Asian envy cope is off the charts.
>>533028931their territorial water, their right per international law + didn't threaten international waters over some conditions like paying a tolltotally different actually
>>533029044wireless jacking, vely efficient tekniku
>>533028059stupidest german. the dependacy isnt jsut oil. you get like 30% on average of your energy from them. lmao. guess you better go begging to russia cause no there is no stopgap for that.
>>533028696That may be Falaq-1 or 2, or even its predecessor, Burkan rocket which is also a jumbo rocket. Pic rel.
>>533028896>posting pictures of destroyed lebanese towns to own da jewsok? lel
>>533028917>USA BROKE
>>533029097>their territorial waterIt's international waters and they are charging protection fees, a form of piracy.
THE ONE PIECE ISRAEL
>>533029223same thing they have been doing near venezuela, and cuba.
>>533029223shouldnt have attacked them
>>533029152No offense but these rockets look retarded, a mix of clown and caveman launching an iron dildo from a Toyota pickup. I know it works and it's cheap but it still looks funny lol
>>533027040>China litterally demanded Iran accept the "ceasefire" just to get anything to cross the strait. The Eastern world has been getting ass fucked with barley half of their needed oil supply crossing. Sorry that your family that you immigrated from are suffering.Less than 3% of their oil comes from the strait.
>>533029286Enforcing international law? No I don't think Iran is doing that. US is though. smuggling drugs and oil is illegal.
>>533029223per international law the strait is the territorial waters of both iran and oman, there isn't a spec of international waters in the middle of ithave been so for decades nowiran is within it's right
>>533029478My cousin is in China, apparently their gas prices have only gone up 10% lol
>>533029478>3%Try 45% of China imported oil comes from it.
>>533027042Plan?
>>533029426its now officially an unstoppable rocket by you.
>>533029498Keep reading that law. Tell me what it says about free transiting rights of shipping. AKA Innocent passageAKA Freedom of navigation
>>533029732>a strait>internationaldumbest burger
>>533028603>we actually did it four times in historyThats beyond cope. You haven't been there in over 2000 years, you returned with basically the entire world on your side after muh Shoa. And now you have managed to become the most hated nation of the world in just under a century. Also this is the age of the internet, you can't just hide and play innocent after this anymore. And again, you started out under literally ideal cicrumstances, with goys supplying your nation with infinite money and military help out of sympathy. Every other people would have prospered in peace with what you have recieved. But ist never enough for kikes.
>>533029494the russians are smuggling oil to cuba. go cross them """""""""""Internatianal law enforcer"""""""""
>>533029807too illiterate to read? Shame for you>This navigation rule is codified in Part III of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea.>Transit passage is a concept of the law of the sea, which allows a vessel or aircraft the freedom of navigation or overflight solely for the purpose of continuous and expeditious transit of a strait between one part of the high seas or exclusive economic zone and another.
>>533027479It saddens me that people didn't get the joke immediately. I kek'd
>>533029885don't be antisepmitic, some book promised them the whole planet.
>>533029993>muh admiralty law>muh right to travelmiss me with that sovcit shit, burgeryou're not passing without a permit and the toll
>>533026436Extremely honorary.
>>533026902We haven't had super size meals since 2005
>>533026604Cargo ships are gay homosexuals. Yatches are hot women. They have illegitimate homo sex with coastguard boats
>>533026436That's a china man
