Previous >>533026132Day: 5 of the 14-day ceasefire™ period (?)Day: 44 of the Special Military Operation™▶RECENT:>Trump: United States forces will immediately “begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz”.>Trump: “I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas.”>Vance live in Pakistan: NO AGREEMENT>Putin: ready to help peace efforts in call with Iran president Pezeshkian after the failed US-Iran talks in Islamabad>EU foreign affairs spokesman: Diplomacy is “essential” for finding a peace deal in the Middle East conflict>UK’s Starmer, sultan of Oman: US and Iran should avoid further escalation>Iran’s Ghalibaf: US ‘failed to gain the trust’ of Iranian delegates>Dy Minister Oil: Iran hopes to restore 70-80% of its refining capability in 2 months>Iran arrests 50 for sharing sensitive locations, information with ‘enemy’ US and Israel>India, world’s 2nd largest consumer of fertilizer braces for shortages▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶OILhttps://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶KINO:https://files.catbox.moe/fx86zj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/86yxn2.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com
>>533028405
>we dont care about the strait>unblock the strait>you wont unblock it? wait till yuros get involved>yuros wont help? assholes, deal with the strait yourselves I'm out>wait what do you mean yuros can use the strait?>open the damn strait>you wont? whatever, its gonna open itself and we don't care anyways>ok ceasefire, lets talk about the strait>you don't agree to open the strait? the talks are over>its not like we even care about the strait anyways, its good for us this way>open the strait, you promised opening the strait what the fuck>you wont? its fine we don't care>if you don't unblock the strait we will block it ourselves
>SUMMARY
Let the goyim deal with the real world.
>European and third worlders seethingSorry, but WE control the strait. Got a problem, then clear it yourselves! Oh wait, you said you didn't want too.
Fuck Oil we should be using green renewables like hash you get me
>>533028402Source?
>>533028447>tfw the majority party is majority doomsday cultists so we can't remove the mad president immediately
>>533026902>The exact same joke with worse execution and less truthGood gracious I fucking hate Europeans. It's a good thing Jeets and Jews exist just to make them seem human.
Israel must be destroyed for world peace to arrive.
>>533028447>t.
WOUTWOUTWOUT
pizza delivery tik tok guy realize why trumps plan won't work and is retarded
Kill yourself you dumb memeflag nigger recycle when this shillbake hits the thread limit: >>533028640>>533028640>>533028640
>>533028522the unfunny thing is that's basically 100% really what happened
If China was very brave.... they could threaten to block the Singapore Strait. !
This is actually a great strategy, I use it on my 3 year old all the time to great effect.
>>533028651>Sorry, but WE control the strait. Got a problem, then clear it yourselves! Oh wait, you said you didn't want too.
>>533028657
>>533028712Hahaha screw you
>>533028712>>533028712why are you so mad?
>>533028776you threaten to interdict them?
>open /pol/ to check how the negotiations went>WE WILL BLOCK THE STRAIT OURSELVES AND COMMIT PIRACY ON SHIPS THAT GOT THROUGHLMAOAbsolute US meltdown KEK
>>533028801OP is a jew masquerading as a goy
>>533028447This nigga...
Are miggers actually calling this "no u" strategy by Trump genius?
>>533028712Act fast dont let fake bakers usurp the bread bro.memeflags are all faggots regardless..
>>533028657he threatened china with 50% tarifs over itthis one came a day after reports went out on cnn about chinese manpadshttps://www.reuters.com/world/trump-announces-50-tariffs-nations-supplying-iran-with-weapons-2026-04-08/https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/11/politics/us-intelligence-iran-china-weaponshttps://www.aol.com/news/trump-threatens-china-big-problems-223026825.html
>>533028781Okay so australia will come and help open the strait then!
>>533028790thats not active role thats what china does with russia too, trademaxxxes
>>533028846
>>533028943They'll just wait until Tuesday
are you guys real or is this site a fed honeypot, curious
israelis are happy and smug todaythey sabotage the thread in happyness and gloat about the high energy prices of other countriesyesterday when peace was nearly happening they were posting mutilated children and blog posts
>>533028849>>533028934sorry can you actually explain what the issue isin detail please
>>533028934Baking is a collective effort. I shouldnt be the only one baking non kosher bakes
>>533028405>memeflaggot>No Crying Over Spilt Oil Toll Paid In Cryptocurrency Edition
>>533028747china got the missile method now to just turn the entire south china sea into the south china strait
>>533029012yes to both
>>533028910>turn advantage into disadvantage>make it so making backroom deals to cross strait mootNot brilliant, but necessary since euroniggers and third worlders want to play both sides. Either open the strait yourself or help to make the strait international. Your choice niggers
The Hormuz Blockade Gambit
Strait status?Petrodollar status?Hegemon status?Market status?
>>533029051you are right.
>>533028910Its how they cope with all the ass rape
>>533029012I’m real. But I just like typing nigger in a public image board.
>>533028910Getting raped by metric ton of L's fucks with your mind.
this jewish puppet has to be one of the most retarded people on the planet
>>533028690>the majority party is majority doomsday cultistsI 'member.>A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that President Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,”https://www.military.com/daily-news/2026/03/03/military-officers-accused-of-framing-iran-war-biblical-mandate.html>>533028712>Kill yourselfNo.
>>533029112>blocked by the US>still second highest before euro>still number one due to Venezuela OP making US re-in charge of the west>fucked (for third worlders)
Btw Eurochads, the next time an America makes a retarded claim just google>patient dumpingAnd post the latest example
>>533028941>he threatened china with 50% tarifs over itUnofortunately, his own supreme court forbids him from charging more than 15% tariffs, whcih he 9is charging already. He was throwing a melty about it on twitter just a few weeks ago.
>>533028910If Trump really wants to show Iran who's boss he should start bombing Israel.
>>533029088>WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHECK-MATE I NEVER LOST
>>533028801Cause he's coconigger and wherever he is he must split threads
>>533029012the entire web is a honeypot at this point man.you are free if you live a frugal life away from most technology.
>>533029112Picrel about sums it up
>>533029082I see. So you miggers really are retarded.
>>533029051no one likes you except maybe the roach and a few chugers
> "If they don't pay the reparations, the ships of hostile countries in the Persian Gulf will be seized & sold.">Iranian lawmaker, adding "time is against the US & Israel"
>>533029019>yesterday when peace was nearly happeningThese negotiations were fake. Trump just used them to reposition his forces.
>>533029283israel doesn't care even the whiff of peace has them enraged
>>533029249look who it is
>>533028839No, you disgusting pervert, I use Jedi mind tricks on them
>>533029196>due to Venezuela OP making US re-in charge of the westWhere do you get this cope phantasy from anyways? The Venezuelan government simply took a bribe to get rid of the unpopular retard on top and lose the sanctions, increasing their approval. And thats it. Same people in charge, the whole thing was a complete nothingburger, just optics so miggers can tug their microdicks over something.
>>533029082The US is fighting to open the strait that was closedBecause of noncompliance to a deal they tore upTo reinstate a Shah they helped depose
>>533028846Waiting for an annoucement from Macron now that the french navy will now be deployed to the middle east to escort ships past the US fleet
>>533028447I am so sick of this massive faggot retard and his tard shit.
>>533029272I mean this is just delusional
Crypto already plummeting
>>533029271everyone in this general likes me. youre a nobody shill.
this is the US navy, you are breaking the freedom of international piracy, I repeat we are breaking international law this is a robbery
>>533029408massive delusions
>>533029390Seizing a bunch of unarmed containers ships that can't go anywhere is delusional?
>>533028747They can just spam missiles from the mainland or SCS lol
>>533029330>Reduced to coping about VenezuelaSorry but we are visibly in charge of Venezuela through vassalization and we are already confirmed to be selling their oil at market prices. To say otherwise it to pretend that Cuba didn't litterally also openly agree to vassalization due to Venezuelan oil being cut off.
>>533029182I'm starting to understand why Martin Luther and Zwingli burned these people at the stake
>>533028712>>533028934>fake bakersHow new are you? You need to be 18+ and IQ 60+ to post here.>>533029027I don't understand their rabid seething either.
>>533028747America is the one that's gonna block it. China uses the strait more than any other country in the world. Singapore and Malaysia have already been British's bitches since independence, and current Indonesian president is a subhuman low iq moron whom Trump just need to compliment and he'd happily help close the strait and lick Barron's balls.
>>533029409Look at meWe're the niggers now
whats up with the memeflaggot infestation today
>>533029401>B-BUT IRAN IS GETTING BILLIONS FROM CRYPTO!!!imagine being a eurotards or third worlder thinking crypto was going to somehow going to be some magic card in this.
Blocking vital trade routes for the rest of the world is practically a declaration of war. So what is every other country doing? Waiting to see if he's full of shit again? This won't make people invade Iran, they'll attack us.
>countries are fine with getting cucked by iran with toll fees but have a problem with the US charging a secondary toll fee pathetic countries all
>>533029390Each ship is worth 500 Millions dollar. They only need to seize 200 ships belonging to zog to make up for their 100 billions $ due to war reparations.
The idea of the double blockade comes from the israeli expert richard haas or he echoed it among others.I called this idea retarded yesterday here. Because it is.This is only counter productive with potential bad second order consequences.The US had a fragile and tested blame game going on with iran, now it is clear who is blocking the energy. Hint it ain't iran.
>>533028910Yes. MIGA are dumber than dog shit.
>>533029330The biggest problem with miggers at the highest level is that they believe their own bullshit far too easily.
ceasefire talks took all the energy out of this and the threads been boring as fuck, need the missiles to start flying again
>cuts off own dick>heh, that'll show you ya fuckin trannies
>>533029363I suppose this could be interpreted as a gambit by Trump to pull other blue water navies into the action by essentially forcing them to be escorts. Might just work.
>>533029249>I wasn’t even mentionedWe are so back!
>>533029272Burkan rocketyes that's what it was. Hezb used a bunch of them in 2023/early 2024.hebrew: "One Burkan did all this?"reality: it was 2 Burkans.
>>533029541Third worlders with VPNs and Indians
>heheheh let's elect a literal moron to piss off the libs what could go wrong? Americans are in the find out phase after fucking around. The sad thing is that the people who voted for Trump are generally too stupid to realize how badly he's fucking up the US.
>>533029401zoom out lad
>>533029401You niggers know what the Dalio Model is right?Jfc the sheer number of faggots who don't understand>the only losses are liquidated losses
>>533029560The US have no right to set up a second toll fee, it’s not their land, not their straight. Go home or the cruise missiles will chase you
>>533029012Don’t worry about it goy
>>533029560If they have a problem, then they can open the strait to international trade.
>>533029409The Navy would be well within their rights to mutiny at this point
Not sure how they believe this is gonna play out.I suspect they hope China will now lean on Iran to accept peace and drop the nuclear program? This isn't likely though. China needs oil moving through the strait but they have other means to achieve that. Such as matching escalation for escalation instead of taking the back foot
Houthis active
>>533029516I really doubt he's gonna have the balls to go after chinese ships. He'd only go after weaker nations or europe.
>>533029562nice math you got going on there, the catch is that the US will just blow up their shit even more if they try. Let's see how it will work out lol
>>533029604Burkan is kino
>>533029581>admits the US owns the strait of hormuz
>>533029635iran doesn't have the right either half the strait is not in their territorial waters
>>533029555>ww3 is just everyone bombing the US and Israel while orange retard cries about itngl, would be the funniest timeline
crazzy how much migger discourse is pretending to not understand international law
>>533028706Day 1 of the Special Blockading Operation™.
>>533029401Thank god. I still need to buy more
>>533029703>more copium delusions
I literally want to hear a convincing, rational, non religious, secular totally sane and calmly argued reason for why Iran>(under no circumstance ever, even if it means the global apocalypse anyway) may "never possess a nuclear weapon" and how the world must universally recognize Iran as some kind of insane, irratational international actor, incapble of reason, logic or basic humanity.and how this talking point became the de-facto mission statement of planet earth...even if it means the complete death of modern civilization world wide.how did "keeping nuclear weapons out of Irans hands" become human civilizations non-negotiable hard "red line"
>>533029731Ok but 0 of it is in yours
>>533029613The US is over anyway. They have Brazil demographics and there's no way they can deport half of their population at this point
>>533029771what are you stacking leaf
>>533029703Bro, you aren't salvaging your izzat on this one
He literally just keeps digging himself in a hole and digging harder to try and get out
>>533029755they think they're above international law for some reasonsome day, that'll come back to bite them in the ass.
>>533029744all it would take to end this war is someone hacking Mark Levin's accts
this guy controls Iran
>>533029775Same story was used with north korea, then they got one and nothing happened and everyone had to just pretend it never happened
>>533029755>ignores international law of trade and let's Iran close strsit>whines about international law when US blockade strait as it is charging an illegal tollAny state that made a deal to get across the strait is themselves breaking international law. I wouldn't suspect and frenchie to know that, or know how to shower
>>533029564>The US had a fragile and tested blame game going on with iran, now it is clear who is blocking the energy.>Hint it ain't iran.i dont think there was EVER any confusion on this point~40 days ago the strait was OPEN+FREE and a complete non-issue to the world.then came the jewish-israeli war of aggression in Iran...and now its closedat no point was any of that confusing or hard to understand
Mfw the world forms an alliance against Israel and America in order to end the War
Daily Mail columnist Jonny Pollard:
a small public service announcementif you are someone who>believes that in order to post in a general, you must pre-sign up to a set of rules and opinions heavily in favour of one side or another>believes that you can only post in an "approved" thread made by people who agree with youyou should fuck off and start your own subreddityou are the cancer that has ruined this board and indeed western civilisationyou are an intellectual pygmy who cannot handle the fact that other people may disagree with you and cannot argue your point so you throw your toys out of the pram like a fucking autist insteadt.fuck Israel and fuck Trump
>>533028447nigger better start launching his truth social posts at iran if he wants to do some damage.
>>533029703put a carrier in there then. be sure to remember to the fire extinguisher in the laundry room.
>mutt hours>thread quality immediately degradesyou dont hate americans enough
>>533029772>W-WE WILL NOT HESITATE TO DO ITthey said after it crossed with no issue
>>533029693Then the US would be still reliable for war reparations. >let’s see how it would work Rolling for sunken zogbot navy ships on this round of hostilities.
>>533029766how many days will this particular retarded scheme last?given that it is ships I would guess 4-6 days?the normal trump scheme cycle is 2-3 days, every 2-3 days another scheme, another ployto get out of this situationthe US tried dozens upon dozens of clever tricks, cruelty, brutalism and subterfugenothing worked because the situation has been designed by israel for 40 years to forcethe US into one route that is a ground war with Iran (something the US can't wage)
how long until he starts begging euros/japan/korea/australia for help again?
>>533029775The Republican party outsources its foreign policy to paranoid, genocidal Likudniks>>533029844It's bullshit, but I believe it
>>533029731They have an understanding with their brotherly neighbors Oman. You got 0 legitimacy though.
>>533029889>i dont think there was EVER any confusion on this pointthere was a fig leaf, trump doing Iran a massive favor
>>533029909>trusting an Israeli spy on Israel
>>533029909fucking unbelievable
>>533029883look the migger in questionso when will you request the next ceasefire faggot?
>>533029900
Goy D. Trump
>>533029925>it was real in my mindmeanwhile, in the real world you cowards are running away like the rats you are.
>>533029983You mean the neighbors they bombed?
Now that Trump is blockading the strait all the miggers that spent the last 40 days saying the strait is open will be boasting 1000+ times a day about it not being open...
>>533029924Don’t worry bro, I still love you <3
>>533029933>Then the US would be still reliable for war reparations.You gonna enforce these if they say ''no'' or who does it?
>>533029909>Daily Mail columnist Jonny Pollard:
>>533029755When did mutts abide to International Law ? When you think about it, they never did.
euros honestly deserve their demographic replacement they tolerated the barbary pirates kidnapping their people and turning them into slaves for arabs for centuries until america had to sail all the way over there to end it Now these pathetic euros are fine with a modern day version of the barbary pirates charging them tolls for oil, making them another countries bitch, such a weak pathetic people deserve to go extinct
>>533029957say no more
>>533029703kek
>>533029883Strait is not international waters, iran can do whatever the fuck they want during wartime rules
>>533029664China will simply call on Trump bullshit.He is not going to sink chinese ships and entering war with them
>>533030010>M-MIGGER!sorry to tell you euroniggers but accepting any toll was itself breaking international law. We are now enforcing that law by blocking the strait. Sucks to suck nigger
>>533030010rules based international order, full force of the lawkeir starmer and macron could do the funniest thing right now
>>533029921Why move a carrier into enemy attack range when we can attack them outside of it?>But it's not fighting fairLet me laugh harder.
>>533028910Weren't people posting that here, by the way? Did Trump crowdsource this strategy?
>>533030098oh my ummah
tutorial for dyel kuffar
>>533030012
>>533030021reminds me of snake island....
>>533029957>hey guys. i need you to blockade the strait and prevent getting the oil you most urgently need to get to you.
>>533029953Until TACO Tuesday, obviously. This is the most retarded decision taken by the US so far, and oh boy they've taken so many of them
>>533030067>t. country 47% white
>>5330299571-2 days. Impeach him and ship him off to Tehran to face Persian justice. I don't care.
>>533030108Not just that but paying terrorists is a crime against humanity.
China is finished
So it looks like Iran is about to FAFO. They had a chance for peace but they chose war. Sad.
>>533030079Trump, The Beggar
>>533030085>>533030096>forced into memeflags after admitting the US controls the strait
>>533029480>in charge of Venezuela through vassalizationI'm not big on taking Meth until I go psychotic, so what are those "visible" signs of "vassalization"? The literal exact same governemnt being in charge , as your CIA regime change niggers are losing it because you no longer favour them?>we are already confirmed to be selling their oil at market pricesYes, becausde you cannot refine it, neither can anyone else. Venezuelan oil is the crappiest in the world, only Venezuelan refineries can handle it, and those need years of repairs to be functional again.>Cuba didn't litterally also openly agree to vassalizationYou're just freely making up shit at this point. Do you actually believe that Fox Nerws is real and not just cope entertainment for bottom tier retards?
>>533030010Tuesday. Maybe Monday
>>533030105>China wil-Do nothing to the US and will demand Iran to cuck, like they already did to get a ceasefire
>>533030142>As of the 2022 census, approximately 18.7% of the Dominican Republic's population identifies as white
>>533029883how about you stop whining like a bitch and open yourself faggot?
>>533030059Not a single ship will pass. Chevron, Exxon, BP, Shell and even Total Energies… none will pass
>>533029775You could present an argument that Americas is unable to hold control over the whole of the middle east and therefor its geopolitical strategy in the region is to keep everything on fire. And Israel does a very good job in assisting in this while sucking up most of the negative optics. Iran having a nuke would obviously jeopardise this strategy considering they have managed to be a thorn in america's side even as is, even before this war
>>533029957Rutte should go and fight if his tongue wasn’t clued to Trump’s ass.
>>533030067lmao the lack of self awarenessyou're like 50% white and going down by the daywe're still above 80% and the brown we got are because of your wars
>>533030110>we own it but we are afraid to use it because we'd get blown up the shart of the deal
>>533030156I'm wearing this memeflag to honor the american navy in 2026
>>533029916Newfags take note.
>>533030208>n-no you
>>533029924actually thread quality is the worst during EU morning hours because only goblins are awake and posting. right now is peak because we have both eu and NA posters.You're just a malding nigger
>>533030120they 100% crowdsource this board for ideas. remember the hundreds of threads asking "how do you invade this" with pictures of iran?
>>533030149China has other sources. They literally voted against forcing Iran to open the strait in the UN. They clearly don't care.
>>533030133
>>533030147It's even better because it's terrorist EURONIGGERS THEMSELEVS declared as terrorists. So they are not only breaking international law by paying a tool for international waters, but are breaking international law by paying terrorists they themselevs have declared as terrorists.
>>533030140
>>533030169anon the US steals venezuelas oil, really only the US can refine it (which they did but launder under various schemes)in trump 1 the US stopped doing it, under biden after the russia sanctions they quadruppled venezuelan oil imports in a single yearvenezuela never limited the sales to the US, the restrictions were reverse imposed
>>533030150>So it looks like Iran is about to FAFO. They had a chance for peace but they chose war. Sad.
>>533028405>>Trump: “I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas.”dumbass wants to start a world war for no reason
>>533029916They are too possessed by ideas to hear you.
>>533030302>They didn't need that oil anyway>Don't have enough oil to invade Taiwan
>>533030156
>>533030278Threads were 100x better this morning than they are now.
>>533030079>We guard them and protect them
>>533030150all of you american shills are so easy to point out, you all write and punctuate exactly the same. can i take a guess that you hate thomas massie aswell?
>>533030302>China has other sourcesThat other sources is Russia, as all other sources come from the strait. The more they buy from Russia, the more power Russia has over China
>>533030341iran is certainly the biggest loser. They just lost their only source of revenue now that all of their customers are rushing to the USA to buy our oil.
>>533030149>canada is that highAre you guys ok? I didn't hear much about this whole thing affecting canada.
>>533030278Look who's back.The thread's most raped kikeslave lolcowI thought you killed yourself after bibi cucked in lebanon
>>533029798Mainly bitcoin, some ethereum, and /biz/ memed me into getting a tiny bit of chainlink. That said, I only started buying in about a year ago, so im in the red right now lol, but I'll just keep DCAing all the way down (and hopefully up). If bitcoin keeps crabbing I should have a whole coin by end of year
>>533030379>>533030341>third worlder trying to make a meme, only makes another milhouse
>>533029924>thread quality immediately degrades thats on you retard, all your posts are replies to muttsdo some sef reflection coco
>>533030451bitcoin is howard lutnick controlled via tether, as in a trump commerce secretary run ponzi
>>533029957Death to the white eagle alliance!Justice and vengeance for the kittens!!!!
>>533030384it is always the case.once the americans start posting it they keep trying to ragebait people and anons fall for it. just shitballin bullshit.the entire world is laughing at the absurdity of the situation right now.
>>533030441They are actively engaging Hezbollah in Lebanon te fuck your talking about? There was going to be a ceasefire on Saturday in Lebanon remember?
>>533030441kek. imagine being as unironically upset as this nigger is
>>533030428>iran is certainly the biggest loser. They just lost their only source of revenue now that all of their customers are rushing to the USA to buy our oil
>>533029820He's trying to dig all the way through the planet to start a land invasion of china
>>533030407>you all write and punctuate exactly the same.You mean use correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalization?
Enemy kike newspaper Maariv: >"Despite air and ground power, Israeli forces have not yet been able to seize key positions in Bint Jbeil.>Battles are taking place between Israeli army fighters and Hezbollah members along all roads leading to Bint Jbeil."
>>533030297GrimMy crowdsource offer for this war is nuke Israel, by the way
>>533030460premise is true regardless, mutts degrade quality.
>>533029082The Strait was already international and the only reason it's not is because you fucking Kikes insist on attack Iran.
>>533030278>EU oursit's morning to noon in the US, get up from your bed already failure
It's amazing that a third of the country is still cheering it on
>>533029775You have to remember. Iran is prohibited to have a nuclear weapon by>the only country even to nuke another country>the only country to have illegal nukesClown world.
>>533030384Americans love to gaslight and make shit up.The type of people to claim the sky is red.
>>533028405DEATH TO AMERICA AND ISRAEL. CURSE UPON ALL JEWS.
>>533030457
>THREADS ARE BETTER WHEN IT IS EURONIGGERS COPING HOURS!
>>533029772Fleeing into the gulf?
>>533030545eu morning hours are the middle of the night in america you fucking retard
>zero ship transit>"oh yeah, well, here's MY Trump(hehe xd) card, I will block your blockade of zero ship transit! and will target your allies that pass through! That'll teach you!"Trump was a really special mama's boy, wasn't he?
>>533030570Hear Hear!some americans are alright tho. i dont want death to all of them.
Lil Donnie calling Iran "unpredictable" is the cherry on top
>>533030559Because Iran is a terror state and a state sponsor of terror. They are religious fanatics that cannot be trusted with weapons like that. Europe is lucky that Trump is president and not another president who would let them have nukes that could threaten Europe.
> Orange bank robber, unable to break open vault door: If I can't get in, then nobody can
With this counter blockade ploy, Trump may just succeed in his goal of creating a united fleet of US allies to come unblock the Straits of Hormuz.But there is nuance.
>>533030542>IT'S ALREADY INTERNATIONAL!so payi g a tool is illegal under international law? Got it, so we'll block the strait to prevent illegal transactions
>>533030570Amen
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME, AND HOW YOU PLAY ITALL ABOUT CONTROL, AND IF YOU CAN TAKE ITALL ABOUT THE DEBT, AND IF YOU CAN PAY ITIT'S ALL ABOUT PAIN, AND WHO'S GONNA MAKE IT
Trump on Fox News’ “Sunday Morning Futures.”>“We’re not going to let Iran make money on selling oil to people that they like,”>“It’s going to be all or none, and that’s the way it is">“I could take out Iran in one day…I could have their entire energy, everything, every one of their plants, their electric generating plants, which is a big deal">The blockade will be similar to what the US imposed on Venezuela, though on a larger scale, Trump said, suggesting that more tankers would come to the US to buy oil as a result>"And so I understand is [sic] the UK and a couple of other countries are sending mine sweepers"
>>533030643declaring things doesn't make it so sweetie (if the other side can shoot back)
>Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Defense Minister Israel Katz, and Chief of Staff Eyal Zamir held a situation assessment today inside Lebanese territory.HAHAHAHA LEBKEKS YOUR RESPONSE?
>>533030643Who funded ISIS? Who bombed Tehran in a time of peace? Who is bombing Lebanon?
>>533030666we could defeat the entire worlds navy half of it is coastal defense ships, the other half is the toy boats china has and the rustbucket shitboxes russia uses
>>533030607>COPING HOURS!
>>533030697>admits the US controls the sfrait
>>533030643>Because [cope]If you didn't want Iran to antagonize you, perhaps you shouldn't have fucked up with their government half a century ago, unprovoked. You and the British literally created their theocracy.
>>533030670You wont block shit.
>>533030419They can literally just buy it elsewhere
>>533030539Think we can crowdsource a few ICBM warheads? They are not that expensive, and the Chinese will probably sell some, considering their propensity to trademaxx in all situations. Just goota do some quality control so we don't end up with chinkshit.
>>533030497As opposed to the rest of the market? Its all fucked man. But of course cash gets inflation raped, so thats not an option either
>>533030451very nice, i wish you luck on your journey. this trump nigger fucked the entire market in october, ill never forget it. him and his insiders took out short positions on crypto before he announced his tarrifs on china. a whole btc would be an excellent move. im an xrp retard and a few alt coins, were all gonna make it. just stay away from leveraged trading, i lost alot of money that way. more than i care to admit
>>533030726looks like drones this time
>>533030438We're actually creating/powering up a massive mecha shaped like vishnu under the earth and This has disrupted our plans somewhat
>>533030726I can’t wait for Bibis triumph in Beirut. And I don’t even like the guy.
>>533029012Both are true.
>>533030726Israel is clearly the biggest winner thus far. They managed to knock Iran out of the fight while continuing to demolish Hezbollah and annex more territory. Anyone who tries to say Israel isn't an amazing ally for the US is delusional
>>533028447lol I ain't reading that shit niggayou'd have to pay me well to drag though that
>>533030697Kek
>>533030438We're used to high prices from time to time for various reasons.
>>533030766Hear Hear!Educate the miggers komsu bro.
>>533030744The ayatollah. The shadow cleric controls the world from Iran. if you don't know this, what rock have you been living under?
>>533030773>Y-you won't block sh(BLOCKADED)>>533030781The best they got is Canada, and Canada hasn't made any announcement yet on that. Everywhere else is a litteral US/kike puppet
>I am a United States Navy John Paul Jones conducting lawful military piracy activities in international waters. I am operating with due regard as required under Trump's Truth Social post 432 sentence 6.
>>533030511this raped kikenigger has been wrong about everything so far, here's a list of your most pathetic copes>Strait isn't closed (March 19)>Israel conquered all of south lebanon (March 25)>No merkava massacre 2.0 (March 26)>Trump's speech will announce Iranian surrender (April 1)>Iran surrendered (April 2)>America defeated Iran forcing them to negotiate (April 10)Im excited for your next cope
>>533030620Death to the American state not American people. But when it comes to Israel we should think about it and take into consideration last 3500 years. >>533030678Aye
>>533030538is there a prized gemstone in Bint Jibee or something? No one can explain why they want it so much
>>533030760Sources tell me that the straight is OPENPlease Bibi!
>>533030871Hezbollah is what drove ISIS out of Lebanon, retard.
>>533030887ahaha my fucking sides.
>>533030438It’s cold here and it’s a big country requiring a lot of transport by car/truck. A huge amount of that per capita oil consumption is also used to extract and process the tar we wash off sand and sell to American refineries fwiw. On the street, price at the pump where I am jumped from ~$1.30 before this all started to ~$1.90 (leafbux). Fairly significant jump, but nobody here is likely to starve.
Iran Fars news agency: Two oil tankers sailing under Pakistani flags have turned around at the Strait of Hormuz, suggesting they could not make the passage.Lebanon death toll rises to 2,055 and wounded 6,588 from Israeli attacks that began on March 2.
>>533030670Yes, high seas piracy is indeed, illegal. Who would have thought.You're not going to shit anyways. Blockading anything means parking your fleet in a nonstop hail of Shaheeds and AShMs. Since your admiralty has littel interest in reforming into the Hormuz Artificial Reef Association, you currently no doubt have a bunch of commanders screaming at Trump to not be retarded until he gives up his freshest tardplay. As usual.
>>533030726Hezbollah could do the funniest shit right now
>>533030938>Litterally one anon desperatly trying to push his third worlder meme>just makes another milhouse
>>533030618and even his mom thought he was too retarded to be a politician
>don't pay toll, Iranians attack you>pay toll, Americans attack youEvery country in the world is effectively now an economic hostage to America's Jew war.
>>533030938
I will call it here and have it screen-capped for posteriority: WE WILL SEE AT LEAST ONE US NAVY SHIP SUNK AND MORE SEVERELY DAMAGED DURING THIS ROUND OF FIGHTINGS.
>>533030985I'm glad we agree that the attack on the Lusitania was high seas piracy.
>>533031003it's fucking lame it is
Jack Murphy
>>533030924why do you retard do this shit all the time ''we dont hate jews we hate israel''''we dont hate americans we have america''
>>533030887>MUH INTERNATIONAL LAWBiggest turdie cope ever. No one cares about international law you loser.
>>533030208>identifies as whitebut are not>>533030237I live in the DC area and when I go to Europe, I'm like "Holy shit, look at all the White people!"
>>533030985>piracy is illegal>unless we pay a toll!Paying a tool is illegal under international law, US is enforcing that law and not charging any toll. Sorry your family got bombed after you immigrated over to Germany, they are dead and your god hates you
>>533029271I like the dominicano, the mooranon (1+2), one of the turks, the crazy Honduran, the Druze kike, the Kuwaiti, all Bruce-posters, and the Bahraini (PBUH), there's even a based jeet that pops in now and again. Miggers, zogbots, glowies, kikes, shills, and memeflaggots are cancer
>>533030149why aren't we on there?
This is an apocalyptic loss of political capital. I guess the republigoys really are burning it on the Iran War they've begged for over decades
>>533030877They will have as much as they need from Russia in 2 years when that new pipeline is done. Maybe they will rush it now. Most new cars there are EVs, they should be able to manage.
>join military with buddy>pass background checks and assessments to be in control of nuclear silo with buddy>can nuke anywhere in the world>???>profit
>>533030870We have to work together against humanity's greatest threat south of us.
>>533031061The Lusitiania was a weapons transport, illegally armed with guns and thereby classifying it as a warship. Angloid lies to the opposite are not a factor.
>>533031083I do hate all of the jews but I don’t hate all Americans. Since you are posting on here I do hate you and I wish you a happy drafting.
>>533031003im having fun
>>533030925They have been failing to take it in 2000, then 2006, and now in 2026. Kikes are neanderthals, they just bang their head till satisfaction at the cost of their life
>>533030689IIRC that's probably not true. Iran has a decentralized power generation network that would require much more saturated bombing to hit them all than the US for comparison; and if we're needing to get planes closer to use our munitions we may not be able to at this point.
>>533029271t.
RECYCLE:>>533028640>>533028640>>533028640
>>533031089Ah, the post-migger world order.It's nigger tier, that's for sure.
>>533031049Can't wait for more laundry fire reports
>>533031089>Biggest turdie cope ever. No one cares about international law you loser.Can't wait for trump to join satanyahu on the internationally wanted war criminals list and be cucked into never travelling outside of the two epstein states again
Nothing has changed. The fact remains. The US needs to reopen Hormuz. Within a month. Maybe two. Or its monetary system and control collapses. They can’t walk away as it is. So it’s give Iran the strategic win. And give up on trying to strangle China and stop pursuing global supremacy. Or commit to a 3 million man conscription war that will last years. And potentially escalate with Russian and Chinese involvement. That may lead to the use of nuclear weapons because the timeframe from opening the strait is so critical. So. - Enter Multipolar World- Conscription of massive scale for land war. - Use nuclear weapons (pandoras box)
Where is Colin Baker?
>>533031070It's classic third world garbage meme too.>HOHOHO EYES, THE VILLAGE WILL LOVE THIS ONEChinese net is filled with them and everyone calls them out for trying to push shit memes
>>533030814Thanks fren, wgmi.Ya, I don't trust myself with any fancy trade stuff like leveraging, shorting, etc. I just buy and sell
>>533031201RECYCLE>>533028640 >>533028640 >>533028640
>>533031113False.The straight of Hormuz is entirel ywithon Omani and Iranian national waters. Charging tolls for passage is at the discretion of the owner country in atht case. Paying tolls is not an offense under any circumstances.
>>533030133boxing with the barbell is probably really effective. Don't dislocate your shoulder tho
>>533028405>road traffic stop every ship for a field loyalty test>'roll down your window, is that oil I smell? I'm permitted to search your vessel.'>'get out of the vessel, lawful command, now say the alphabet backwards, okay now outloud with one foot in front of the other pledge allegiance to our rule. no? we're seizing your oil'all the shit talked about the right of passage on the sea is now forgotten lmao. whats next is sanctions from everywhere being applied on Israel to pressure them to stop. a full 180 of them taking 8 billion people hostage via Trump.got to hand it to the tribe of shylock, they are crazy mf to step on the gas like this.
>>533031165Indeed. They are trying to make us fight one another now. That is for certain.Everybody is seeing it thru.
NEW:>>533031259>>533031259>>533031259
>>533031131>APPROVAL RAITING>for a second term presidentLitterally doesn't matter, and dems are already fucking up their California race.
>>533031263damn i had my bake ready and waiting this time.good one bro good one.
>>533031231There's a split thread we are recycling >>533028640
>>533030105>The Rusitania
>>533030366They will never invade Taiwan. They will peacefully annex them.
>>533030887>This Is Iran navy speed boat 3482, PHD doctorate in mathematics majid here. United States Navy John Paul "Davy" Jones you have 30 minutes to turn around and comply with the full force of international law under the newly reconstituated commonwealth charter. Ships of the colonial entity will face boarding of his majesties royal dragoon if they do not comply.
try to avoid memeflag bakes.fair notice.
>>533031231>>533031263>>533031311Kek.
>>533029408I love you nigga
>>533029408Love you too brother
>>533031442Noted, I'm assuming shills are on overdrive with Trump chimping out on his master plan and trying to sell it to us as complete success
>>533031089We care about it. "International law" has been code for "how America would like it" ever since WWII. Calling it "international" was always a thin veil to pretend it was consensual instead of the imposition of Pax Americana. We're throwing it away so Jews can LARP as ancient Israelites.
>>533029408You're the goodest of the goyim(affectionate)
>>533031601>"International law" has been code for "how America would like it" ever since WWII. Calling it "international" was always a thin veil to pretend it was consensual instead of the imposition of Pax Americana.This anon knows.
>>533030925>is there a prized gemstone in Bint Jibee or something?Unironically, yes.
>>533031594dude shilling for this shitshow is a fools errand at this point.president just asked the assistance of japan and korea to help them with the blockade. the prevent the oil coming out of the strait. the oil that they need.that is why the miggers sperging here trying call some sort of victory is the definition of a fools errand.
>>533031130You closed all your industry cause the jews told you to
>>533030697lmao, saved
>>533031165The world must unite. We either band together, or die alone. ZOG must be stopped.
I feel bad for Miggers. I think deep down they know they can't Konami code their way out of this but they've banked over a decade of personal identity on this.
>>533031601Based knower.
>>533030666There's no maybe about it. The US wins in every way. As always. Iran is brown and smelly, and they lost.
>>533028790isnt the iran war just chinese weapons expo anyway, or are iranian engineers drafting up and developing these balisticas domesticallyim not a /k/ fag i dont know my weapons for shit
>>533029330The ego boost in Venezuela was in part to convince Miggers that Iran would be possible. "Wow we did it so easily with a bribe, surely we can just do it again, they're all the same." Despite being proven wrong they're just doubling down.
>>533030079Did the US troops show up in Japan by invitation? I sorta recall something in the 40's about Japan looking to secure its oil source and America getting in the way. I wonder if they're related.
>>533030689That works until China or thailand or someone sends escorts and we won't do anything
