>You walk into the courtroom>This is your judgeWhat do?
>>533062671I try to bribe him with KFC chicken.
>>533062671all you need to wear
>>533062671I give him watermelon and white chicks
>>533062959>Take that hat off! You disrespectin my courtroom!!
>>533062671I do a 360 and walk away.
>>533063126you would walk straight to the nigger, dumbass
>>533062671Proceed with the trial as normal: keep quiet and let the lawyer do the talking.If there's any indication I was given improper treatment then appeal.
>>533062671I through up "west side" hand gestures and pray to ghetto jesus that he isn't from the east side
>>533062671Call the police. He probably has a warrant out in another state.
>>533063306>sheeeeit, anon>u be all rerspectiable and sheeeit>i b letin u goz free cos u treatz me nice>and cuz u brown
>>533062671Bix Nood mah nigga.
any black dude that does the work to become a judge would be called an uncle tom by his own people and democrats and jews would talk jive turkey to him thinking he's a nigger. black women judges are fucking worthless, but a black dude judge is generally going to be racist as fuck. Against niggers and jews.
>>533062671i add "your judge" to the list
>>533064040He doesnt know this judge let off a black murderer and then sentenced a cop to 9 years
>>533065593this judge has the hating white people physiognomy
>>533062671
>>533062671Decades ago when I was 17 I went to court to fight a $270 speeding ticket because I didn't have any money and my judge was black. I was wearing sunglasses in court because I was an angry kid and a fighter and got jumped a few days before court and had a black eye. The nigger judge was super pissed I was wearing glasses ordered me to take them off and then was like what? What happend to you. I told him and he realized I was 17 and asked me if I was still in school I said yes and he said why are you here and not in school and I said I don't have $270 to pay the ticket.Long story short the judge took pitty on me and dismissed my ticket and told me to go back to school.
>>533062671>say nigger as much as possible>challenge him to a fight>he will take the bait>case dismissed
>>533063338Turns out he’s from the south side. Adapt!
>>533062671I look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake
>>533063493Thanks your honor! I'm gonna go back to school and cure cancer now.
This thread was made for me.I currently have a black judge that looks almost identical to KBJ. Ama. :(
>>533062671I’d be like du rag Vince McMahon and call him my nigga and try to get on his level to connect so maybe he’d let me off easy
I would make sure to mention that the accuser is a well known racist
>>533062671Your honor, the prosecutor just called you a nigger
>>533062671Throw a watermelon Arizona behind him and run out.
>>533069021Kek
