My mom was a waitress for years at the Tooborac Hotel, a pretty famous country hotel out here in Victoria. Well Trump was doing some scouting for real estate in the 70s and swept my old mam off her feetAnd had a one night stand that ended up with her getting pregnant.I have bright blonde hair and even that weird body he has i see on myself. Im just a country bloke and dont know how to reach him or anything. But the story itself is good enough for me. Im the Predisent of Americas son. Its pretty wild and everyone around town knows me.
>>533090008Here's me:
>>533090026You look really gay and short.
>>533090098I'm 6 feet 5
>>533090026beautiful wife
get a genetic test done and find out what % jewish you are.
>>533090026I was going to ask if you do the forward out posture thingyes you are donald trump's son
>>533090008>>533090026sorry that your daddy is a cumdumpster for the kikes, OP, my regards, also your half-sister got abused on a island and all your nephews are kikes.
>>533090026This you.
>>533090223That's my sisters daughter
>>533090026Youre alright in my book
>>533090026your daughter-wife looks prime. Trump isn't 6'5" though
>>533090008Tell her she cant get pregnant from anal so its impossible you are Trumps kid.
>>533090334Thanks man. Not many Italians out here
>>533090271wild they allow that in Australia, here in NZ you can't marry anything closer than first cousins. but my brother used to fuck one of our cousins regularly when she slept over at our house. she also sucked my cock once, and she got fucked by one of her teachers in high school and her parents made her get an abortion.
>>533090527I'm not married to her (yet) lol
>>533090026Literally Trump
>>533090682Thank you. Everybody in town calls me Trumpy
>>533090939I think with those DNA tests they link you to relations. Maybe Barron or someone done a test and your one will ping him. Get some cash money
>>533090008Watch this. I think the Major character is based on Trump. Watch out for what the blond guy says towards the end of the movie when they are crossing a bridge.
>>533091032Thing is man if I found out it isnt true I'm gonna have to leave the city I grew up in. I've been telling people for years. So I just live and let live. Know what I mean?
>>533090432That’s Mexico DUMBASS
>>533091237My bad. We don't get many of them either
>>533091181The curiosity would kill me. I'm legitimately related to Trump btw but pretty distant
>>533090008you are not his sonI am his son and I will prove it with this recipe:> Boiled eggs. People love them. I make the BEST boiled eggs—everyone says so.> Take eggs (good eggs, not weak eggs), put in water. Bring to a BIG boil. Strong boil. Then you wait—very important, timing is everything. Nobody times eggs better than me.> Turn off heat. Let them sit. Perfect. Incredible. Peel them—shell comes right off, like magic.> Result? Beautiful eggs. Delicious. Total winner.
>>533090008was this her reasoning for why youre a retard
>>533090008>a pretty famous country hotel out here in VictoriaNever heard of it.
>>533090008this syntax is so distinctively stupid that i believe you
>>533090221>I'm 6 feet 5your theory have some legs (pun intended) now just do some dna tests
>>533090008post nose kike
>>533090026The spitting image of our God Emperor.
Ok, get in contact with him. Then don't forget about us and let pol know what trades on oil to make.
>>533090026You look a little too young to be posting on 4chan miss. Even with that guy as an adult supervisor.
>>533090008>your momSTFU op you faggot kek
>>533090223Why does this image exist? Why, boner?
>>533091908>I'm legitimately related to Trump btw but pretty distantTrump is legitimately related to Mohammad. Look it up.
>>533090026Dude you're like 4'10" why would you post this here?
>>533090271That's called a "niece" you larping faggot. Thread over, immersion ruined.There is also no way you are 6'5", that railing behind your first image would be dangerously low
You used your facebook pfp?
>>533090008Your mom was a whore that banged anything for a hot meal. I banged her too
>>533090008We got a real life arthur fleck over here
AND MUM RECKONS I'M THE SON OF THE KING
Where the fuck is this larping homo?
>>533097582Yeah? Everybody knows me
>>533100559post a photo with date and "Ooga Booga 123"
>>533100559Sir that is an American account, and nobody know you because you are a nobody. A very short nobody.
>>533091181just don't tell anyone?
>>533090026You like little girls just like Trump. You are his son.
>>533090008>mom
>>533091237What's the difference
