Americans should stay in their containment zonehttps://archive.is/sfpug
>>533093078Thats just normal Finnish autism.>Hey anon>Uhhh, hulp! Police!
>>533093078WE DON'T DO THAT IN FINLAND
>>533093078>HELVETE PLEASE SECURITY GET THIS JEW AWAY FROM ME
>>533093078Not so cool when the shoe's on the other foot huh extroverts
guards, seize the heeb at once
>>533093078maybe don't start a conversation with "ISRAEL RULEZZZZZZ!!!"
>Get in>Get you shit>(Optional) Greet the clerk>Pay for your shit>(Optional) Thank the clerk>Pack your shit>Get outThere, culture shock averted.
>“I was walking to my car, and a female security guard followed me. She was big, tattooed, and resembled Dolph Lundgren’s character in Rocky,” Segel recalled.>According to Segel, the guard asked him for his car keys, saying he was “clearly high because I had greeted people and was staring at the cereal shelf.”>Segel had spent a long time in the cereal aisle because he was confused by the product descriptions written in Finnish on the packages.
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>>533093078Bus stop. This wasn't during covid.
>>533093078It's the reasonable response to a third world ape harassing your citizens
>>533093078>"I love it in Finland because nobody bothers me and I can be like a normal person" t. famous actors>"WTF, Finnish people don't like it when I bother them?" t. famous actor
>>533093078he tried to speak finish, but it did not workhello pussiken, cuni you give me bananniken
Why would you let a jew chat with you? They never have good intentions. Silly amerikikes
>>533093593This wasn't either.
>the authenticity of Segel's story has not been confirmeduh huh
>>533093665no one wants to go to your faggy geek country, cunt
>>533093593How do finns survive actually sitting on the bus near other people?
>>533093736Ignore flag - from Blackpool UK.10 mins at a bus stop and you'd know a fair bit about the life of anybody next to you.Grand kids, job, weather...France is not quite the same, but nearly.
>>533093593People in really cold climates develop a special kind of autism where they retreat into themselves.
>>533093078Damn, as much as I hate living in my country, I would hate living in one that criminalizes talking to others even more. No wonder Nordic countries have some of the highest suicide rates in the world.
>>533094003Sounds horrible. Can't they just watch Tiktok or something? Why do I have to suffer? I did nothing wrong.
>>533093860No idea - never been, worked with 1 though.Really fit - but a strange bird - until you got a drink down her.
>>533093860Buses usually aren't so full that you need to sit near others.>>533093790Unfortunately they do want to come here.
>>533094065cope
>>533093078Talking to strangers is kinda just an Anglo and Spanish culture thing. Even Chinese don't do it despite their yappy nature. Chinese only yap with familiars, they do not yap up random strangers. You can study this by watching videos of Chinese tourists in China. They are very strict in their family circles, talking loudly, but only at each other. Even ignoring other strangers when they bump into each other or are "forced" to interact in some manner, not talking to the stranger at all. It is truly only an Anglo and Spanish speaking thing to chat up a random dude.
>>533093860You ask permission to sit next to someone like a normal person
>>533093860Only the window seats are used. Once they're full, the remaining commuters will stand to keep distance. Sometimes people put their backpacks or bags on the aisle seats but that's not necessary for deterrance
>>533093373>Not so cool when the shoe's on the other foot huh extroverts>Gets to talk to a policeman (an inherently cool person).>Gets a cool story to tell all his friends (of which there are many).Extrovert bros stay winning.
>>533094172True. Having you sit next to an Anglo on a 12 hour flight is god's way of letting you know he hates you.
>>533094249Just like normal people do it.
>>533093078Japan also doesn't have casual spontaneous conversation, but if you do it they're happy
>>533093078kek they probably thought he was trying to sell them drugs or beg for money. That would be my assumption if some random person came talk to me in English while shopping.
>>533094313I would chat with you. When you'd feign not understanding English i'd switch to my High School German.I'd do this because you confiscated my Zippo at Dresden Airport - understandable but here we are.
>>533094172>just an Anglo and Spanish culture thingNot true, Germans do it too. I had like a dozen conversations with Germans at airports or trains. They just don’t rush you as soon as they see you but are overall very communicative. Only Scandinavians look like they’re frightened and mute.
>>533093078>Finnish autism on display once again>>533093189>>533093236>>533093295Kek!
>>533093593>>533094217>>533094249Huh. Is this why (alleged) mother rapist and infamous internet autist Chris Chan makes so many visits to Finland now?
>>533094534You wouldn't. You're too retarded to understand the most basic flight safety rules. Convincing the flight personal that you're high on drugs and aggressively trying to flirt with me should be trivial. I don't speak German btw. Malaysian, Russian, Arabic, Japanese. Your move, pedo faggot.
>>533095542He literally won the game
>>533094003Hell on earth.
finland is the funniest country
>>533093860You sit in empty window spot when possible You ask permission to sit next to someone if there are no free single spots You listen to music on you headphonesYou get off at your stop Not that hard
>>533095955>ask permission to sit next to someoneunironically what do you do if they say no
>>533093487>a grown man in his 40s>buying cereal
Tfw some mutt starts talking about bbc and which parts of the world are white.
>>533096007Little bit die inside because of the rejection and embrassment, then either stand somewhere or ask someone else
Finland sounds pretty fun (except the climate obviously). I go to the store and some randos just stand 20cm from me on the queue, reach over my products and touch them with their disgusting bodies to get that separater thingie. Disgusting creatures, just give me some space.
>>533093078I could sell billboard space on that giant retards forehead. Fucking kike.
>>533096007No one has ever said no thus far so it is a formality, but if some weirdo actually said no, they are probably someone you dont want to sit next to.Then I would just stand
Burgers MUST be acknowledged every few minutes or they cease to exist
>>533093470>(Optional) Thank the clerkNo, anon. This is what separates us from the animals. We give respect and recognition to each other beyond being a mere means to an end.
>>533096177>respect>country full of homeless and druggies
>>533094249then I come and sit on that bag if it's not moved before that
>>533093470This works different anywhere? What are you supposed to do, talk to the clerk while people behind you wait in line? Rude as fuck and I hate when people do this
>>533093487Hilarious. This will probably change with migration.
>>533096177>We give respect and recognition to each otherYou're the most sociopathic developed country, nigga.
>>533096177>We give respect and recognition to each other beyond being a mere means to an end.I refuse to believe you live here
>>533096231Respect means not saying or even thinking these things, anon. Not that you Japanese would know; you live in a society where kids can’t even have their natural hair color in school unless it’s jet black. You have no concept of respecting other people as individuals.
>>533096351Unfortunately, I'm just a lowly Pekka-kun in japan
>>533095622>going full internet tough guy because someone threatened to have a friendly conversationwhat da fugg
>>533095955>"ask permission"?You mean, speak words to a stranger?I never do. Just give this look>>533096044and they return the same look and we have an understanding. Maybe I'm too old to understand.Also, I'm sure this Hollywood big shot talked english to some old woman who couldn't understand a word he said. And she went to tell the guard that maybe the poor man needs some help.
>>533096260Without asking first if you can sit there? 200% nigger behavior. But that's why you have the memeflag
>>533093078I know this guy he was in that show played that dude
>>533096177you give fake smiles with fake teeth and ask performative questions you don't want to hear answers to
>>533096465what more likely happened is he made up a dumb story for a talk show
>>533093487so she suspected him of being drunk which makes sense since only drunks approach others in a grocery store here
>>533094313you're german, you probably should have realized that by now.
>>533093078Finnish people are bizarre creatures
>>533096920Nothing individually wrong with his body but put it all together and it's fucking strange
>>533093593literally me
>>533093593I didn't know the pekkas were my people at heart
how do i get a cute autistic finn gf
>>533093487fake and gay story
>>533093470>Walk past the fent zombies on the 10 square kilometer (12468 square bigmacs) parking lot>Get in>Say 'how are ya??' to anyone you see (don't actually listen their response)>Get your shit >Say how are ya to the clerk and the wagie that packages your groceries>Tip them both 20% of your grocery bill>Don't say thank you>Get out and get everything stolen by a pack of niggers
>>533094172>Talking to strangers is kinda just an Anglo and Spanish culture thing.It's pan-European. It's common courtesy to show strangers that you mean no harm.The rules are different than in America, so your small talk techniques don't work on us though.
>>533093593Finland seems nicei wish i could live/study there
>>533097271No niggers and no miggers. We want to be and stay pure.
>>533093470thisif you talk to strangers you most likely have lost your mind and guard were right to adress potential lunatic to see his state of mind to prevent him from harming himself or others
>>533097473>if you talk to strangers you most likely have lost your mindleast shitty scenario it's a lonely weirdo who is going to talk about his life for 10 minutesI'd do the stare too if I were a store clerk
>>533096400Be kind - he's retarded.
>>533093189kekd
>>533093078>europoors are the reason people are afraid to talk to each other in publiclol lmao
PERKELE
>>533097152The way Finnish men do. Either watch Inception and take notes on how to implant the idea in her mind (because you can't say "hi" to her without getting accused of harassment). Or just get her drunk.
I'm literally afraid to travel to the US because I heard they like to chat with strangersIn a situation like this at first I would assume they want a cigarette or change, like it should be, but then totally freak out if it's about some random shit
>>533093470Sounds like heaven.
>>533098175>I would assume they want a cigarettein England that would be "bumming a fag"but in the US...
>>533093470how do you even met girls in Finland ?
>>533093078>just approach girls they said
>>533098272>how do you even met girls in Finland ?
>>533093470>(Optional) recognize the existence of others.
>>533098272You get drunk, go to bar and hope a girl talks to you. No you cant approach wome in a bar without concent. If you are lucky you met your gf during school.
>>533093790Speak for yourself, this sounds like heaven to me. Australia is a loud and hot shithole.
>>533097473i thought when i went to finnish tinder i would get asian looking people but all i got were literally model hot white guys in helsinki https://streamable.com/120ade asianic seemed to be just 4chan meme on actual tinder
>>533098175>a Slav has an opinion on socializing you’re less qualified to make an opinion on this than finns, ime you’re so much worse, at least the finns aren’t deluded into thinking they’re all Parisian aristocracy riding around on Chinese mopeds with farm animals lashed to them like it’s fucking Sri Lanka
>>533094249So this is where I belong
>>533098272>how do you even met girls in Finland ?its super easy, we have super slutty super liberal culture with girls. you go to the bar at 3 am and you approach any girl and they will leave with you.late night game is your only option, but its super easy, is what i mean.dont even think about doing sober day game, that isnt a thing here.
>>533093542its not my fault you cant get matches from hot guys https://streamable.com/120ade
>>533099037how is the femboy population in finland?
>>533096481>Without asking first if you can sit there? 200% nigger behavior. But that's why you have the memeflagi just take the womans bag from the seat and put it on her lap and sit next to her stop being such a beta. i always get a look from her but who the fuck cares. she does not own the fucking bus. i paid for the seat i am entitled to fucking sit on the bus. she does not own both seats. she cant hog the seat with her fucking bag. i am not asking her permission i dont fucking need to. i have a right to sit on the bus bench just as much as she does. i dont need to ask permission from her to exist.-also when you ask girls to come with you on a bar you dont ask would you come with me, you say come with me after dancing with her. maybe even pull her hair a bit as you dance with her from the back and kiss her if you are super brazen on the bar.thats super hot to women. you dont ask women out by asking would you go out, you say lets go out. women can just say no, they are big girls. but they hate questions. they want you to already have decided in your mind.
>>533097243Literally me
>>533096007>unironically what do you do if they say noYou say "thank you" and sit down. What? You think those pussies are gonna fight you?
>>533094003>France is not quite the same, but nearlyWtf ? No, nobody talk in the bus
>>533093470>>533096177Finns are a bit rude, here's the real way to do it:>Get in>Get your shit>Make a "ffhhpptt" noise at the clerk by sucking in air through your teeth (if you want to be young and hip, otherwise just make some grunting noise)>Pay for your shit>Emit another grunt at the clerk>Pack your shit>Get out
>>533094003>Blackpool UK.>10 mins at a bus stop and you'd know a fair bit about the life of anybody next to youOnly if you speak Arabic.
>>533093078>SegelLet me guess; the chatting consisted of trying to approach a goy child for sex?
>>533094003This sounds awful, I don't want to engage with some random on the street, I don't care about his kids, his dog, or whatever else. >>533093860Presumably by sitting down and minding your own business. How do other countries survive riding the bus? I'd never take it if every motherfucker on it tried to strike up a conversation, babbled loudly, or whatever else.
>>533096177You literally remove the foreskins of your newborn boys anon.
>>533096177>flagfuck off retarded brown goy cutfag slave
I found the Finns quite friendly when I visited, perhaps it’s an American problem
>>533096351>individualsThis is what every NPC thinks.
>>533096177>hello sir, may I just take some time to give you the recognition and respect you des->get shot
>>533093470Unbelievably based.
Oh, Finland. That is just normal.
>>533093542im just going to start start calling autism finntism from now onand and down finndrome
>>533093470I see nothing wrong with that on a slow day. Especially if you got something interesting to say. Makes the clerk's job less boring. If the clerk doesn't want to talk or there is someone behind you leave.
>>533100422Bus - haven't been on one in 10 years - I have used the metro in Toulouse though.>>533100663Nonsense - they're scum, but white scum.
>>533094172Gee how did these 2 groups ever get able to get organized to conquer half the world? It's mind boggling. They kicked the asses of people who hardly talk to each other. Why couldn't they form a better resistance?
>be yiddish actor>hang around foreign grocery store hoping someone will recognize you>no one does>nor does anyone care>your ego's plan B is to brute force it by being obnoxious
>>533096263They do it in Spain, lmfao.
>>533100588With Fins you must start a conversation by stating when you are leaving. "Slow day? I got 5 minutes to kill." Jason Segel didn't understand this.
>>533099324rising
>>533096263We know who you are
>>533093470Man, I'm an extremely talkative sob... This shit's so fuckng alien to me...My wife's like this... Minus the greeting... She's a bitchfaced half Ukrainian cunt.
>>533096177>We give respect and recognition to each other beyond being a mere means to an end.
>>533096263Why? Too busy getting your dumb asses invaded again to shoot the shit?Goddamn autistic slavic fucks...
>>533093470you deserve to be annexed by rushitsfucking souless bugs
>>533096094>(except the climate obviouslyMost everything you've heard about the Finnish climate is memes.
>>533093078>jason segel>starwho?
>>533104579go rape your brown sister 50 dollar wagey monkeyboy
>>533105002kill yourself you sun avoiding tundradwelling depressed alcoholic snowmongoliannigger
>>533093470Michigan has a surprising amount of overlap and the fact that we're consistently rated as the "rudest" state or some non-sense is making more sense comparative to the worthless others in the union.I do always greet with something generic like "Mornin' Afternoon Evenin'" though and say thanks after just because it's nice.Does anyone know if Japan largely works like this too? I always assumed they did but with the optional being more consistently used.
>>533093860Finnish buses only have seating for six passengers.
>>533093470Alot ot people in america like meaningless small talk that several Europeans don't engage in.
>>533107366>we’ve been compromised. they know about the holes!
>>533107366In japan everything has to go according to the hidden script or whole country goes in panic until some old drunk dude makes a call what to do
>>533093078Fins are repulsive troglodytes. Finland should be walled off.
How do Finish people not go completely insane from isolation?Dont you guys feel like talking to someone? How do you even make friends and stuff?
>>533108123We would also prefer to be walled off, but EU won't let us :(
>>533093470Russia needs to annex you and Poland
>>533093078a jew, lying? cannot be
>>533093078muh antisemitism
>>533093236>WE DON'T DO THAT IN FINLANDlol
>>533108381Russia's not doing too hot with Ukraine, what makes you think it can do shit to Finns and Poles?
>>533093470Cool now I have no sympathy when Russia pushes your shit all the way up your ass. You pathetic cunts need nuked.
>>533108841i love to look at finns i laugh so hard, but im laffing with them
>>533093542>American whites are the ugliest wh-
>>533094217Ask? It's a public space. I'm sitting if no one else is using it.
>>533093078>hollywood celebrities are so used to being fawned over that they cannot shop for groceries without requiring a social interactionWelcome to No One Cares About Your Day Job Nigger.
>>533108931You speak English like a Russian :D:D
>>533093078mammisaunaperkele
>>533093078>Americans should stay in their containment zoneI cannot agreed more.
>>533093078
>>533108841funnland. *michael scott brave face*
>>533109239>He typed, in EnglishWe’re going to make pleasant small talk, and there is nothing you can do about it
Americans are loud annoying fucks.
I will move to Finland. I am incel so I won’t pollute the genepool.My countrymen are too loud ignorant rude fat and stupid.I want to live quietly and alone and asked no questions and make no small talk.If I violate the Finnish cultural norms they have permission to kill me.I like Finland. I won’t learn the language I will just use my hands to point to things to communicate.
>>533093470>We want your tourism bucks but don't want to talkShameless niggers
>>533108841Bottom right or mid row left.
>>533108937To be fair, finns are hapas.
>>533096007never heard that one happen, maybe just sit there anyhow if the person is an ass and doesn't give a permission then sit anyways and be just an ass back. It's more like a greeting than actual permissionit's comfier to keep peace and just enjoy or tolerate it alone than with random people
>>533108841bottom right looks cute
>>533094148>Buses usually aren't so full that you need to sit near others.Maybe if you live in some rural paradise with no niggers and jeets. I tried to use a bus once(1) two years ago and I was literally the only white person on board. Even the driver was some variety of a jeet and he was constantly yapping on the phone. It's like being in some hellish mix of Mogadishu and Mumbai.
>>533093593How do they reproduce?
>>533108841Finland didn't really do the Viking thing - go to other countries and take the pretty girls, did they?
>>533109169Ain't no mämmi like Kotimämmi.
>>533109917Fuck knows - I'm a Bong in France.Had 2 kids (2 different Frenchies) within 6 years.Feels good.
>>533109917alcohol
>>533109666My fellow retard midget enjoyer.
>>533093736This looks like Oulu, near Peltola and OYS
>>533109633More like just plain steppe asians. Only west coast has european admixture, brought by swedish colonists.
>>533107366Japan is nice, they just stay quiet for the most part, except for hello and thank you.It is eerily quiet on the subway. Complete opposite of NYC.
>>533093078I don’t travel outside the US anymore for this reason. People either openly hate us, or they pretend to like us to get our money, and then disrespect us. All is not lost though, America is beautiful and vast and has lots of wonderful places and people to meet.
>>533109380We speak english because it's the only language you understand.
>>533108205I talk to my friends and family, not strangers.You make friends at school, work or hobbies.
>>533109483If you smoke you have to talk to the cashier and ask for what brand you want as cigarettes are hidden these days, for think of the children retardation reasons. Otherwise you can pretty much point and grunt "tää" (like a sheep says but with T instead of B, it mean "this" in spoken informal finnish) whenever you order something.
>>533093078>Segel said he arrived in Finland with an open mind. At first, he believed that small talk would work here too.>small talk>FinlandOhhhhhh boy.Small-talking to Finns works about as well as collecting donations for Hamas at an Otzma Yehudit party convention.Only mutts don't know that Finnish "smalltalk" means to drink alcohol while gloomily staring at each other in silence only broken by the occasionally "vittu perkele helvetti".
>>533107599only boomers
>>533094534>Dresden AirportThey don't speak German there. That language is actually called Ültzschängöltz.
>>533111287No idea mate.I loved that Zippo
>>533093078wanted to blame his jewyness, but finiggers ARE turbo retarded
This is perhaps the most autistic and retarded thread on 4chan I have encountered in all my years here.
>>533111886>Normie on shock, in shambles >Rats dance >Joker laugh >Normies panic Good Life, FUCK!
>>533093078He's an extremely obnoxious liberal with a history of drinking and drug problems. I'm sure he was being annoying as fuck to everyone around him.
>>533093593I guess the memes were wrong, Finns truly are the whitest of all
>>533109479We are loud because it's the only way we can hear each other over the constant background noise of highway traffict. had to actively talk quieter over there
>>533109380>Thinks mutts are the only english speaking people or somejow invented itPeak mutt
>>533093542Dios mío...
>>533093078We had 2 Americans in a supermarket here once, instantly turns you into Turbo-Hitler. STAY WHERE YOU FUCKING BELONG! Not even kidding. You are more triggering than anybody!
>>533108931Oversocialised boomer, absolutely mindbroken by strangers not being forced to felate your feminine ego
>>533093542top row, second from the right is cute as fuck desu
>>533112306Talk your shit, just be sure to do it in English
>>533094003>10 mins at a bus stop and you'd know a fair bit about the life of anybody next to you.Fucking horrible. I can barely tolerate my gf "telling me about her day", and she supplies me with booba. Absolutely not down to listen to random normies stammer on about fucking nothing, just gunks up the brain until you forget all of it ten minutes later. No wonder anglos are dumb as fuck.
>>533093593
>>533107366Is this the hole digging thread?
>>533107366>male fantasyopening stinky food in packed car
>>533113300No this is the family thread.
>>533098342How many fins are hidden in this picture?>>533098993And what do you do if you're, god forbid, actually looking for a gf?
>>533093078Okay, I'll do that.
>>533109479If americans weren't loud they wouldn't be able to hear each other over the gunshots.
>>533093470hm i do that already, maybe i wouldnt experience culture shock
>>533093189True, he's lucky he got out alive, I always carry my shank if someone tries to approach me, what's wrong with people? Mind your own business.
>>533093078Finnish autistic defense system deployed upon detecting the scent of a Hollywood Jew, the worst kind. Also, this guy has always given off fake nice guy/hidden sexual predator vibes.
>>533109643I remember when I took the bus to get to the gym, once upon a time the bus was full enough for people needing to stand, I didn't even think twice about it but I placed my gym bag on the seat next to me and kept it there as the bus filled in, some of my fellow autists didn't deign to ask me if I could move the bag so they could sit down so they just begrudgingly stood next to the seat holding the bar for balance.
>>533116042Don't be like that
>>533109917They're like tigers. When the time calls for it, they get close.
>>533093593Kek, my friend went to work in Finland but came home because the place made him depressed - and he isnt the moody type.
>>533093078Why did Americans develop this superficial kind of "enforced friendliness"? It just seems performative to a fault.
>>533112285you fags shout loud as fuck even in youtube videos where it's quiet otherwise
>>533094685No we don't. Literally only pensioners are chatty, and even then mostly women. We keep to ourselves.
>>533112500Was gonna say she's the only decent one and looks like prime drunken sexo material
