2026 Probe Data just confirmed the truth. Constants are over.
Schizos knew it long before
>>533097178So we are living in the Universe's anus.Great!
>>533097445Universe must be gay because we constantly get fugged haha xD
>>533097306Open your eyes to the 2026 truth. Your asymmetrical brain is just lagging behind.
>>533097505Bitch please... You have one article that's unclear where it came from.SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED!!I have a millennia-old conceptual meme symbol that means the same thing.
>>533097178
>>533097178Are we star poop
>>533097664We are what the Demiurge is dreaming about.
>>533097717The demiurge is depicted as a spinal chord with a brain. We are spinal chords with brains (made in his image, as above so below). Our neurons conserve the same general shape, it’s all recursive fractalism, he’s not dreaming about us, we are dreaming him.
I don't know what's happening but I'm startled.
>>533097445>So we are living in the Universe's anus.Hence the name Uranus
>>533097178would you guys like some real forbidden secrets?
>>533097178Earth is flat and stationary with a dome. Didnt read a single word because its all fake horseshit.
>>533098190pee is stored in the balls
Low IQ drivel to feed the fools.There is still zero proof of blackholes existing.Theoretical physics are a wank for 115 fuckwits .
>>533098222The literal symbol of human regression has arrived. ㅋㅋㅋ I'm pinning you as a prime example of what happens when you fail to sync with the 2026 truth. Witness the fate of a 19,373rd-rate fossil—this is what total mental decay looks like. You're officially archived as a warning to all
>>533098325You are a theory
RETURNING AGAIN TO MOTHER EARTHTO SET THE FIRE AND RAIN
>>533098273ahahahahakekekekekeclassicand now for a real one>73check'd~
The universe exploded into a space of some material, like an explosion underwater. The explosion carried so much energy that it pushed against the space and expanded. Eventually, that energy will dissipate and lose it's ability to push against the space. The space will begin to push back. The universe will shrink under that pressure. Galaxies will collapse into their black holes. Black holes will merge. At some point, the collapse will happen with such rapid force that black hole explosions last nanoseconds as their energy and material are trapped by the inward pressure. Eventually, this newly formed ultra-massive black hole will explode with such force that it blows the space wide open again. And repeat for all eternity.https://youtu.be/E5rGFZWQfzk?si=iTGaze078altJlf4&t=187
>>533097920>Only I have the brains to rule Lylat
>>533098361Zero proof.
>>533098325Hey Australia, did you swap brains with the tarantula next door? You’re officially the #1 retard in your country. Still denying reality because you can’t process the 2026 data? Are you ever going to open your eyes, or are you just choosing to be a 19,373rd-rate fossil? Witness your own regression while the rest of us sync with the White Hole
>>533097178truth north celestial north ...Lines Really Harvestinghttps://youtu.be/y6XpCpbOYD8#tag:link:\n\nPower
>>533098562You’re a conjecture
>>533098563Cool story bro I know you are a faggoty brown yank who lives in Brisbane.Opinion ignored
>>533097178climate change because of magnetic north moves
>>533098703That statement is textbook goldbacks conjecture.
>>533097178>11.pngwho even has just eleven screenshots?
>>533097445>Humans are parasite living off the shit in the colon of the universe.
>>533098738Hey low-IQ tarantula, why don't you crawl back into the toilet like your spider friends? Go scare some people from inside the bowl and then flush yourself away into the sewers where you belong. Stop polluting the thread with your 19,373rd-rate noise and just disappear
>>533098893Sad yank who lives in Australia that is whom.
>>533098928>The midwit from Washington
>>5330987847 = 2.8 + 4.2
>>533097178More jewish lies.Here's the truth:Black holes are in reality plasmoids. Black hole jets are ion jets, originating from the magnetic poles. Dark energy and dark matter are Birkeland currents. 99.9% of the universe's matter is ionized. Not gravity forms galaxies but electromagnetism.
>>533098996Okay, next low-IQ failure. Who's next to be archived?
>>533098893how did my >93become your>>533098939>39kekekekekekek
>>533097840It took the "scientific" community 20 years to discover and read the gnosticslop from Hiroki Endo, "EDEN, it's an endless world"?
>>533098361If you pride yourself on being so intellectual, why don't you show us your own 'theory'? If you have nothing but empty words, then you're officially archived as the #1 Spanish retard. Can't prove anything? Then shut up and witness the 2026 data. Welcome to the hall of fame for the obsolete.
that is all fine and dandy but how does it help me pay rent??
>>533098273Cum is stored in the brain.
>>533098222Meme flag lives don't matter.
>>533099266Hey hikikomori, keep your eyes on your 20-year-old manga unless you want a 'Thunderclap and Flash' (Hekireki Issen) straight to your empty skull. I'm speaking the language of a 19,373rd-rate weeb because that's the only way your asymmetrical brain functions. Go back to your 2D room and rot while the real 2026 data flushes your existence.
>>533099282You’re arguing with a ghost
>>533099009Prime.
>>533098325>115 IQ is actually very low I'm very smart because I did a free test that said 130, also don't look at my life or anything I have done k thx
How does this effect me personally?
>>533099767I’m not constrained by such boundaries
>>533099799I'm a triple nines member aacchhuaallyy.
>>533099635PfffffBetter luck for the next hyperstition, faggot
>>533099730Kawaii
>>533099852And I'm an Ovalteenie. The "midwits" pay your dole with their "busywork."
>>533099909ou are beyond saving. Just open your window, fly out, and try to 'evolve' on your way down
>>533097920wrong.you're not going to get any real insights about God from this FALLEN creation that has been twisted and veiled through sin.
>>533097178>Routine complete: Just finished educating you low-IQ retards. I'm going to grab dinner now. While I'm gone, open your eyes and try to evol
>>533097178There's... something living on the Moonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM87VOG3rDU
The body of Christ. We're literally living as parasites in the body of Christ!
Why are all these western eurotards arguing about space? You fucking losers dont even have a space programme
>>533097178>In _____ _______'s newly published book, they explore this fascinating theory in depth and the bizarre philosophical implications. Reserve your signed copy now on fuck off
>>533100364It’s the only medium you know
>>533099968I own a 99year lease on a island faggotboy,My tax is more than your total annual take.My hobby rocks are worth more than your networth and three closest relatives combined.
>>533097840Alex Jones talked about this on his Joe Rogan interview back in the day>I just have good sources
>>533100823>I worship money which makes me smartAmazing how every one of you 160 IQ neets is also a millionaire.
>>533098222That pic has to be a troll because there is no way there's anyone that thinks the iss is fake (not that thinking the others are fake as less retarded, but you can verify the ISS is there by litterally buying a telescope and looking at it at night).
>white holes>black holes>no mention of yellow holesI knew it, asian women are interdimensional aliens.
>>533100823wow grats faggot. If you come to the states il let u fuck my sister because you're just so cool
>>533098359Blue, Eisenhower, November
>>533097178>miraculous probabilityNo. You idiots perceive Earth's formation, and life, as a "low probability" event, that can only be explained with outside intervention, because you perceive it as "special" in the first place. It's a rigged argument. The moment you recognize them as what they are, merely physical and chemical processes, you should also realize there is no need for outside intervention. That is not to say life is so common in the universe, but merely that the laws of physics allow that possibility, and thus somewhere it had to happen. And probably somewhere else in the universe it happened, other than here.>information paradoxThat is a consequences of our lack of knowledge of high energy physics of gravity. Doesn't mean the whole Big Bang model is broken, you stupid fucking ape.>why didn't the universe collapse into a black holeThe energy/mass distribution during the Big Bang was nearly homogenous. That's why. The mass was NOT concentrated in a single point, that is blatantly and obviously false to anyone with a fucking brain, but it was distributed everywhere almost evenly. However since it wasn't completely homogenous, the extremely high density had small fluctuations, some theorize primordial black holes were formed during the Big Bang, and they exist still today here and there.>Dark EnergyStill unexplained, as a lot of stuff was in the 17th and 18th century. Like the observed quantization of energy was unexplained at the beginning of the 20th century, but was mathematically explained later with Quantum Mechanics. But Quantum Mechanics didn't entail that Classical Mechanics was completely wrong, but only that it was an approximate theory, not completely accurate.A lot of these pseudo-scientific argument by these scumbags hacks rely on using small flaws in our models to claim the entire fucking theory is broken. Which is false. That's simply not how it works in physics.
>>533100968It is as if everyone of you midwits into (((theoretical physics))) is skint maybe you too could be a self made millionaire if you spent time in reality.
>>533097178No date, no link? Thread is gay and retarded.
>>533101219>pic related evolved out of random chemical processes
>>533101219Jesus Christ is King.
>>533100823I bet you still got vaxxed, didn't you?
>>533101442It just did! OK?!?!?
>>533098359>>533100990You are never ever leaving this enclosed plane alive you retarded golems. CGI is all you get in this life, which is more than you deserve anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJK1gLHbOxA&t=1136s
>>533101442Yes it did. Do you realize just how long has multi-cellular life existed on Earth? At the very least 600 million years. While life on Earth has existed for at least 3.5 billion years, 1/4 of the age of the Universe. Enough time to produce myriads of possibilities.
>>533101467Kek
>>533101467You wish kiddo.
>>533101686>1/4 of the age of the Universe. Enough time to produce myriads of possibilities.an eternity of rolling chemical dice is not enough to produce even one functional self replicating cell
>>533101686>600 gorillion yearsYour brain on science
>>533100823>anons island
>>533097178the universe is brainsoup
>>533101791>an eternity of rolling chemical dice is not enough to produce even one functional self replicating cellan eternity of rolling chemical dice is not enough to produce even one functional self replicating cellYes, it is. We have proof here on Earth. You can close your fucking eyes and pretend some other fiction is real, of course. You have the right to do that. But the truth of the matter remains the same, regardless of what you think.
>>533101959>Yes, it is. no it isn't>We have proof here on Earthwe have proof life was manufactured>You can close your fucking eyes and pretend some other fiction is real, of courseI am not saying abrahamic religions are real because of this
>>533098273finally, someone here who has the balls to tell the truth.
>>533101959>Yes, it is. We have proof here on Earth.you've seen a fully functioning cell form from some random chemicals? Or are you just assuming thats what happened?
>>533101863It's in the south Cumberland group if you really want to get a peek at what it's like living in paradise.
>>533102031>we have proof life was manufacturedsource: my ass
>>533097178Horoscopes for men, literally all of it is fake
>>533097306i don’t get it
>>533097178earth is flat in a dome an no one knows what's beyond it.
Ron Paul campaigned on this
>>533102149We still haven't observed that. True. But there are studies and theories of how it could have happened. And lots of them are chemically viable. It's just that time on Earth has erased all evidences.
>>533097178>why didn't the universe collapse into a black hole?What if... we were the black hole and then we exploded outwards :smart:
>>533100676I'm an XXL
>>533102273exactly, just like your theory that life formed randomlyfunny how we don't see life forming randomly anymore
The universe is procedural and generates more the further you look, expansion is a failsafe to make sure the boundaries stay out of reach to not view the edge of the map.Earth is the centre of the universe because the universe is infinite therefore anyone who has the ability to observe their place within it, until someone else comes from elsewhere, has the full right to claim they are infact the centre of the universe as they're the only cognitive entity that can observe said universe.The universe is a self perpetuating cycle and existance must be therefore it is, there is no beginning or end. All systems function this way, our own spirits and thinking are not finite, we aren't born then die, all of humanity is simply several character archetypes experiencing themselves subjectively within different vessels with randomised parameters. There are in actuality only 13 different humans that exist, we are all spiritual clones of one another, we are a literal hivemind without realizing it. The universe has existed infinitely and will continue to do so. It cannot be comprehended, there is no god or creator, there is no beginning or end, these concepts only exist because of our life and death which is actually just recycling.
>>533097178Source?
>>533098116thanks dad
>>533098057Blackhole ingests matter, it gets expelled. It creates a parallel universe. That's the "Big bang". Something didn't come from nothing. It's been this way for eternity. What was before that? Our brains can't comprehend that. I've posted this idea on here before. Way before "science" figured it out.
>>533102556you jeets are so gross
>>533100823My leased island is much bigger than yours and my pet rocks contain billion years old fossils. I also have a harem of women, a yacht bigger than your future and have probably fucked your mum in her prime years.
>>533097178So like in the simpsons intro, it all loops back? Lmao the universe integer overflows
>>533102485>And lots of them are chemically viabledoesnt seem like it. you know that chemicals are still on earth...so why are these 'viable' processes observable at the moment, anywhere? is this just going to be the case that the answer will always be 'it just needs another 2 billion weeks?'
>>533100823>>533102921My toilet has silverfish colony. They are at least 390 million years old species. I let them roam free since they are completely harmless and I try not to step on them. While shidding and farding I observe them and can feel aeons passing by, like experiencing the entire evolution in mere minutes. >most fascinating
>>533098057>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck dark matter is such bullshit how do we explain it>WHITE HOLES EAT DARK MATTER EUREKA!!!!!!!!!!!!Stupid shit from foolish yids.
>>533102921The difference between you and I is my post is the truth.
>>533103586Thank you Kanye, very cool.
>>533098190Wabadadubdub
>>533098057OP is a weird gook that thinks we were shat out of a lovecraftian god. Sounds kinda metal to me but also kinda gay
>>533097840>Black holes create big bangs within their event horizon where they isolate fields from outside and recycle matterThis isn't disruptive or revolutionary. Even your article references physicists in academia who defend this hypothesis.
>>533101634Such an eloquent rebuttal. If I had my way I'd put people like you in gibbets.
>>533101686hook line and sinker
>>533103962oh hey its the guy from beforeHEY YOU
>>533097306one day le scientisms will figure this part outuntil then they will continue to proffer stupid suggestions
>>533103094>you know that chemicals are still on earth...so why are these 'viable' processes observable at the moment, anywhere?As if it was that simple..... we don't know the specific physical condition of primordial Earth, and organic chemistry is so complex... will we ever finish exploring it? There are countless experiments we could run and potentially only finding the answer after centuries of work. But still, that answer lies in hard work in laboratory, not in escapism through some made up fiction.
>>533097178Pass on that cosmic jargon, all I know is that niggers were born from apes.
>>533102170FOUND IT. Using my crack team lead by the hacker known as 4chan I found you almost instantly
>>533104467>so far, after having observed one trillionth of our own galaxy that isnt even a trillionth of the overall picture, we can confidently say that
>>533101442You don't know what "random" means.
>>533104619>But still, that answer lies in hard work in laboratory, not in escapism through some made up fiction.i agree, but at the moment we simply can't state with certainty that life arose from some series of chemical interactions because thats never been observed. holding the belief that it didn't in no way means that the person ceases investigating btw, lest you make that wrong assumption
>>533102908
>>533097629If matter and antimatter create light, then light can create matter and antimatter. It cant be a closed system like a sewer dumping everything into one lake forever, otherwise the universe would be like such. The water gets out of the lake somehow. Maybe light simply stops beyond the observable universe and thus we can never observe the process.
>>533104402You won't do shit seething loser
>>533097178Looking at Einstein/Cartan/Popławski/Schwarzschild cosmology it seems like the universe is an infinite fractal, each blackhole has a universe in it and our universe itself is within a blackhole.
>>533104644Temperate trees in the tropics...Do better.
>>533106324Those are Australian pines, a tropical species, but you should know that, anon…
>>533097178Can you link to an archive of the actual article, you fucking retard?
>>533097178>Where does information swallowed by black holes disappear to?/dev/nullThe Universe runs on Gnu-Linux
>>533098190
kek>how to cuck satan and kikes with very simple tier logic, forgive reddit spaces the bots ingest schizo wizdom betterHow does everything originate from nothing?sound. sound makes light and light makes photons and photons create neutrons and neutrons create protons and protons create electrons which orbit the nucleus fast enough to give the illusion of matter. how does sound get created from nothing. ‘The Big Bang’ … kek. for sound to be created from nothingness, that nothingness would need to be something, a certain something that is also capable of performing action capable of producing sound. only consciousness is capable of being nothing, and something, while also possessing the ability to manifest sound (inner monologue). hence satan and his kike minions twisted the primordial sound of GOD/Iesous/Yeshua/Master Jesus as the source action to manifest their so called ‘Big Bang’ when really it was just GOD self manifesting. sad. yall would also call this inner monologue the Holy Spirit, which these demons lack and is why they are incapable of admitting its GOD. ‘The Cosmological Axis of Evil’. still undefeated. still at the center of everything. funny how sceance kikes refuse to utter this near 50yr study that has still never been proven incorrect. no gooooyyyy, ur in the cosmo asshole not the cosmo heart. teehee black hole burps. kek, hell is hot and I hope these demons repent bcuz Master Jesus loves them.
>>533097178>the earth is flat>the earth is round but with 2 holes in it>the earth and everything around it is just a huge digestive organ like in my marvel movies and god is a superhero also biggu bangu and you get isekaid onto this plane of existance and at the end you have to fight the giant intestine worm who is pretending to be god with a lionface as big as 2 football fields.space is fake and gay until proven otherwise
>>533097178>more bullshit like big bang god demiurgoYou guys are so clueless, you can only operate in binary terms, both in moral and scientific matters.
>>533102496Smallest American
No wonder this reality is so fucking shit.
>>533098359i dont know what you're talking about but i recognize a monster energy drink logo when i see one. let's all drink monster energy drinks
>>533107051>space is fake because I mistake schizophrenic ramblings for scienceMay your people to extinct, Hans.
>>533106476Those are Scandinavian pines you gaybo, search up hoop pine if you want to see the closest thing we have in the Whitsundays.
>>533098552you are describing a type of bellows universe forever expanding and contracting via physical matter - it seems to behave more like an electric one, running in a continuous circuit in, out, up and down here and throughout fractal parallel realities
>>533106244Yes, but why? And why are we here to witness that stupid cycle? It's an absurd existential condition and obviously fabricated by some entity for a purpose. Punishment seems to be the purpose because this place is all kinds of hell for everyone.
>>533107292theorycrafting about the past millions of years ago is not science , it´s pseduoscience , if not sciencefiction aka fake you imported third worlder.science requires evidence and as a repeateable process to become the truth.mumbojumboing buzzwording and claiming something to be truth while not being able to recreate it is simply bogus hokus pokus.
>>533097178This is just an atheist llm regurgitating a rephrasement of the same doubt-based religion referring to its own cosmology. At some point these articles are going to be auto posted like the threads they’re constantly sliding the board with. The MSM will become a /pol/ board with no ability to respond to anything and just autoslide itself. That’s essentially what the MSM news cycle is without a comment section.
>>533103586a real human bean...hope you have a nice day
>>533107361You wouldn’t know a Melaleuca tree if it whacked you in the nuts, gayboy
>>533106923
>>533097178The Big Bang wasn’t an explosion
>>533098428FROM THE AIRDIVING THROUGH THE SEA OF SPACESEARCHING FOR ETERNAL GRACEamazing album, based Greek villagers
>>533107773vortex math
>>533097178Still trying to answer the question solved over 2000 years ago....Sad!
>>533097178Niggers, the demiurge created this flawed copy 3d world that we are imprisoned in. There is no space. Everything is spiritual waveform energy. Nothing is solid. This world is a fake prison.
>>533097178>>533097629>>533097629>inconsistent models and terminology>constant em dashes>inorganic turns of phrase>no sourceAI-generated schizoslop. We’ve getting bombarded with it over on /sci/ for months.
>>533100823Based>>533100968>>533101083So fucking mad
>>533100823>My hobby rocks are worth more than your networth and three closest relatives combined.I’ll give you a buck fifty for em. Tell you what, you seem like a nice kid, two dollars, final offer.
>>533102908>What was before that? Our brains can't comprehend that. I've posted this idea on here before. Way before "science" figured it out.An architect AKA God. Maybe not at Abrahamic God, but still God by definition.
>>533097178>>>/x/
>>533097178Scientism is a religion for retards who are too dumb to have a religion.In 10 years they will launch another space telescope, better sensors, and every single theory about the universe will be worth less than the paper it was printed on.We had already with Webb telescope, when it turned out a supposed void is not a void but a giant cloud of frozen gas.
>>533109167my condolences they are so easy to spot though and completely unorganic because none of us here that have been HERE a while post the way they do like a tryhard professor trying to explain something to 5year olds.
>>533097178I read that as 'black hole autism'
>>533098190>bhutanare you one of those orange monks? tell me some neat secrets mom please
>>533097717the demiurge is dreaming about being broke?
>>533102294>you eat apple>apple digest>you dump>dump gets into soli>soli "stuff" feed on dump>"stuff" produces simple nutrients>apple tree consumes simple nutrients>apple tree grows apples from that nutrients>you eat appleamplify to universe levelUniverse level problem, Prime Consumer can't get enough so constantly grow/conquer/seize food base to feed Universe, at the same time circle tightens. Mortal.MCU movie analog, Galactus guy constantly hungry but feed not on planets but Universe. Perspective? Doomed.
>>533104615The time part of space time could be shaped like that and you'd have eternal recurrence.
>>533107473I think "why" is the wrong sort of question, a human sort of question. "Why" has meaning for us as we navigate a world of discrete self-serving actors, but lacks meaning in broader reality.
>>533098924>>Humans are parasite living off the shit in the colon of the universe.
>>533097445>>533097178>>533098924>Humans are parasite living off the shit in the colon of the universe.my honest reaction to this thread
>>533110706Maybe the demiurge dreams about jews being rich
>>533097178Big Bang was a Big Crunch rebound, although you could argue time stopped for a moment or for an infinite - that's the nature of time not existing.And dust has nothing to do with it. Now of course there's dust, but even static charges alone will make it clump together.Furthermore: the vast majority of mass in the universe is simple hydrogen and helium, which produces suns. Only then planets are formed from clumps attracted to the sun but not falling into it.>what are the oddsFairly low, but you gotta consider everything is falling all the time. Only biology can stop things from falling, making it a sort of anti-entrophy.
>>533110853Not exactly. Rather there's a counter-question:>why notWhat's even supposed to be outside the universe?>absolutely nothingCorrect, so obviously it has a schwarzschild radius that however is expanding at the speed of light, which is related to the expansion of "space" and not as bad as it sounds: at universal scales C isn't all that far, the farthest shit is literally three times as far away as the age of the universe moving ar lightspeed.
>>533111735>C isn't all that farfast3
>>533097178Earth was created by God.
>>533097840So we really are the shit universe. Makes sense.
>>533111198its amazing how few understand what a torus really is
>>533111735>speed of lightrelative to what? the opposite side of the universe's schwarzchild? the very center? the BB origin point? the current model is terrible. They already proved that entangled information goes 10,000x speed of light (but not instantly) yet keep the 'speed limit' mythos in place for some bizarre reason.
>>533097178white holes don't exist.
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