SAY IT WITH ME NOW
>>533127216It's not even funny anymore, it's just sad.
>>533127216Two more weeks until another TACO Tuesday!
Damn even after we already blew up all their bridges and power plants? What? We didn’t do that? So they opened the strait? Wait? They didn’t?
Is 2 weeks a long time
>>533127216TWOMORE WEEKS
>>533127216"ANOTHER two weeks, Donald?"
>>533127216"Two more weeks. Two more weeks."
>>533127216Else what? He'll keep getting cucked by China on the blockade? Lol
>>533127216Don't even think about retiring wagie we need that money for Israel
>>533127216where does the 'two weeks' meme come from?
>>533127216Holy shit somebody needs to put this faggot in his place or the ground. Hurry the fuck up
>>533127216>two more weeks..when memes become realitylmao
>>533128417when trump was trying to overturn the biden election, they kept saying two more weeks and they're gonna drop the real proof he stole it this time
>>533128417From trumps virus
>>533127216Trumps final warning.
>>533127216Just enough time for my crypto deposit to be released so I can put a bet on the war still going by the end of the month and make a fuckton of money.
>>533127216>it's a rerun of a rerun of a rerunthe markets don't even react anymore either so the insider trading game is starting to come to an end, too
>>533127216
>>533128563you manifested thisyou can never escapeits 2 more weeksforever
>>533127216War Powers Act vote coming up. Tick tock.
>>533127216Right after this he is also gonna go give Putin and Xi very serious two week deadlines to get their shit together
>>533127216I’m pretty sure pic is from the Onion or Babylon Bee.
>>533128596Even before that two weeks was done constantly. I don’t understand what their obsession is with a “two week” deadline on info. It’s like literally every time
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>>533128417I'll be there in 5 minutes
>>533127216>14 more days>if you loved the last taco youre gonna love this next onetaco tuesday is cool and all but when are we gonna getmelty mondaywhining wednesdaytantrum thursdayfake negotiations friday
>>533128596>>533128604getting conflicted reports here....
>>533128258kek
>>533128417After the 2020 election when everyone kept claiming all the evidence would come out in two more weeks
>>533127216>SAY IT WITH ME NOWDeworm yourself, that is one of the funniest things, to tell someone; I am concerned for people; that have intestinal parasites.
I guess the mcdonalds chilled him out for a while
>>533128417Qtards started doing it in 2018 when their retarded predictions kept failing, then Trump fed into it during covid when he kept saying the lockdowns would end in 2 more weeks.
>>533128258“Two times Taco”
>>533128779>Deworm yourselfThe person who first said that on 4chan, is literally a genius. It some serious good stand up material.
>>533128749I too spent many hours watching webcam footage of Times Square.. waiting...
>>533127216The chinese warned me about interesting times but they never said anything about full retard times
>>533128417>where does the 'two weeks' meme come from?First time I saw it get spammed on 4chan was during Covid for various reason. >in two weeks, everyone vaccinated will die >in two more weeks, it will stop and go back to normal >in two more weeks it will mutate and kill us all >just two more weeks of lockdown >just two more weeks...
>>533127216TWO WEEKS
>>533128417Qanon
>>5331272161 more fortnight
>>533128892It started with Qtards but it only became a widely known meme because Trump started saying it during covid.
>>533127216TWO WEEKS? HOW MANY MORE???
>>533128417Small picture, this is a meme from Trump's first presidency, as cope for when Trump will deliver on whatever nonsense he promised while running, and then into covid.Big picture, it's an acknowledgement of people's attention span and short term memory, which is often incapable of holding on to something longer than two weeks. If you say two more weeks, most people will just forget about it by the time that day comes.
>>533128417Qtards claiming some earth shattering evidence would drop in that time frame and political upheaval would kick off.
>>533128417The kraken was going to be released in 2 weeks , originally sidney powell
>>533128417From when lefties told us to just stay indoors Two weeks to slow the spread of covid which then became two years.Got co-opted by lefties when Trump's legal said to wait 2 weeks before they would release some bombshell proving fraud in the 2020 election that never came.
>>533127216TACO! >>533127932NU!
>>533129149this is the best answer
>>533127216DOS
>>533127216TWO. MOAR. WEEEEEEEKSSS!!!!!!!
>>533127216This is just getting pathetic. He's humiliating the USA while simultaneously causing 10% inflation.
>>533127216>2 more weeksIt's not even funny nor sad at this point. It's just... embarassing.
>>5331284172 more weeks until the Kraken is released and real proof of the election being stolen trust the plan patriots in control
>>533129214Of course the real answer is buried under a mountain of leftiepol self suck. Hope ypu're up to date on your boosters
>>533127216>I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME
So what happened to the colonel from the f15?
>>533127216>two more weeks of israel raping hezbollah while Iran sits on its handsmusseloids kek'd and wrecked
>>533128417Its technically been around forever that's why we even have the term a fortnight. There have been jokes about it being the length of a nigger cattles memory and things like that but it really came into use during covid when they claimed it would be 2 weeks to curb the spread then it turned into multiple years. Then nafo troons started using it for everything because they were all newfags who arrived at the time so it was their first "le epic 4chins meme" that they really experienced while having no idea what it was referencing.
>>533128417Even the game Fornite is named after a fortnight
>>533127216Iran would be retarded to not accept this 7th chance
>>533127932It's as long as a land war against Ukraine and the time it take from electing a President and he gets around to doing what he promised to do
>>533128417Headline MSM topics usually run 2 weeks because normies cant focus on a topic longer than that.
>>533129158
>>533128417. two weeks to stop the spread of coronavirus. I am podcaster X, and I have secret cryptoknowledge that the pentagon is gonna do X I'll show you the proofs in two weeks
>>533127216TACO TIME
>>533128596It's from the two weeks to flaten the curve, dumbski, the initial faze of the pandemic
>>533127216how many fucking 2 week ultimatums can ya givewtf
>>533129214>lefties told us to just stay indoors Two weeks to slow the spread of covidThat was literally Trump lmaohttps://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/articles/15-days-slow-spread/miggers are completely delusional
>>533129531this is the correct answer
>>533127317Your sadness can wait two more weeks!
>>533127216TWOMOREWEEKS
And like he said the last time - this is their very last chance.
>>533128879card stand was 20 minutes wasn't it ? i can't believe that's 15 years ago.... fuck
>>533128417Trumps ex-lawyer Sydney Powell and the "Release the Kraken"
>>533127216TRUMP WON!! He preempted the Chinese bypassing the blockade, making sure our izzat remains intact. The STRAIT is Open, chuds!
>>533128417There was just a bunch of article for more then a year about how shit was going to happen in two more weeks.
>>533128718>I don’t understand what their obsession is with a “two week” deadlinethey measure the attention span of his Retard Cult to be something just shy of two weeks.
>>533129768I’m here way too much anon I see it all
>>533129214Hahahahaha, that was Trump you rube!!
>>533127932It's a fortnight.
-1 DIMENSIONAL CHECKERS
>>533130224open the fuckin strait or else ill close it
>>533128122The "deal making" doesn't work when you can't pay greaseball mafia thugs to hang the counter-party over a railing until they agree to your deal.
This is actually starting to get pathetic, like how china keep talking shit about warning other country that they are "crossing the final red line". But nothing ever happens.
>>5331299251990 was 40 years agoits ogre
>>533128758"two weeks to flatten the curve" COVID is when it blew up on 4chinbut it might have roots before then, maybe ebolachan?
So what happen after the end of 2 week ??
>>533130688There is always a second round of two more weeks
>>533130688the 2 more weeks begin
>>533130688The same thing that happened at the end of the last two week period. And the one before that. And so on.
>>533130688>So what happen after the end of 2 week ??you are supposed to forget about it by then
>>533128417Shanghai shivers. it was originally 2 weeks to flatten the curve, then it became the penultimate way to shit down retards. for example>the draft is just two more weeks away!>ww3 is just 2 more weeks around the corner!yet, nothing happens.
>>533128417fortnight. because a fortnight is 2 weeks
>>533127317It was never funny if you had high IQ
>>533127932you'll find out in two more weeks
>>533127216TWO WEEKS!god what a retard this dumbass is, what was the fucking point of this shitty ass conflict.Fuck the kikes and israel.
>>533129767>>533130152>That was Trump!Weird because it wasn't Trump pushing to continue the lockdown
>>533128718It's been a shitposter's meme since 2020. Try to keep up.
>>533127216twomoreweeks
>>533127216Im bored
>>533127216>Wanna deez dayz eye-ran. Wanna deez dayz..
>>533128417Two weeks to flatten the strait
>>533127216>2 weeksLmao of course
>>533127216Gee I wonder if anyone shorted Oil today. Now below 100.
>>533130178>fortnight>using night malpropisticits fortnite smoothbrain
>>533127216it takes a lot of time to build up troopstook months for the build up to invade iraq
>>533127216Those bags ain't gonna pump themselves goy.
>>533128417Two weeks was "Officially" started when Bibi kept saying Iran was "two weeks away" from a nuke...this has been going on for decades now. It just came back from time to time most notably after the 2020 election.
He said 2 weeks last tuesday though
>>533132601Bro go clean your bathroom and stfu
>>533127932no but the two more weeks that will eventually follow is
>>533127317I don’t believe he isn’t trolling us either with the board of peace shit full of all brown people and now the two more weeks shit over and over I mean it’s a little funny still I guess
>>533127216Nah at this point Trump is just messing with /pol, 2 more weeks this, 2 more weeks that and the chuds seethe, looks like yall have met your match.
>>533128417Disregard other replies, it started by Qtards, reinforced by the stolen 2020 elections and then exploded during Covid.
>>533127216>2 more weeks.Okay, if this is true, I am convinced his people hang out on here.
>>533127216democrats should make a deal with iranians to hand over trump and netanyahu in exchange for rebuilding iran to be a western aligned country kinda like japan
>>533131172The funny thing is, you never even needed high IQ to not find that funny.
>>533128186If Trump opened his head on live tv to reveal a power core, I don't think it would be any weirder or out of place than anything else in the past few years. People would take it in stride like "yup, that makes sense!"
>>533127317fpbp
>>533134198kek. he probably meant it fucks up the world more and more. lower iq can filter that out and laugh, despite the state of things. which is enviable, cause what can high iq do about it, short of setting the local synagoge on fire in minecraft.
soon we wilk need new lockdowns
>>533135482There's definitely going to be shortages and rationing soon in the US.
>>533131172You are not high IQ if you don't think it's funny.
>>533128417"Q"
>>533127216I get Trump fatigue BIGLY and I don't even pay attention to what this narcissistic dotard says on a daily basis. I can't even imagine following his statements every single day.
>>533127317No, it's still funny. It's still very funny.
>>533134198Could you repeat that?
>>533127216>two more weeks
>>533128417two weeks is a magical number, very powerful https://youtu.be/YZ4z0QhD92Y
>>533128372how do i find a gilf in america with money and a house?im ready to leave this shithole in a moment's notice
>>533135925i only wish it was enough of a pattern for me midwit to notice in order to profit off it as the trumps do. yeah, it's funny. briefly.
>>533127216did brown people really make an account named>The Hormuz Letter to make anything they want relating to the strait official?
>>533128596There is a concerted effort to try to make people forget trumps embarassing 2020 election fraud shit
>>533127216I'M SICK OF THESE FUCKING DEADLINES, JUST SEND THE ZOGBOTS INTO THE FUCKING MEATGRINDR ALREADY ZOGNALD YOU KEK
>>533128417Two weeks to stop the spread. Became 2 years. Then 2 weeks to reveal election fraud. Nothing came of that.
>>533129746Nah, it started around the whole Ukraine riots, something to do with tanks coming in two weeks
>>533128718It's long enough for the media to move onto the next topic.
>>533127886
>>533127216jesus christ can he shut the fuck up with his putrid incessant whininghe’s worse than libtard trannies…and he lost
2 weeeeeeekkkkkkkkksssssssssss
I'm tired of Deadline Donald.
>>533128417Unsealed indictments, military tribunals, qtard shit.
>>533127932in this epoch,... no
>>533127216TWOMOREWEEKSFOLLOWEDBYTWOMOREWEEKS
>>533128417The answer will be revealed in two more weeks
>>533127216I wish someone would just beat him severely, he's so fucking cringe.
>>533127216did he run out of moves?
>>533127317MAGA being losers is always funny.
>>533131299>ok Trump did it but he didn't do it I sweardemented migroid cope
>>533127216>what happens when the 2 weeks are up?>that's when the 2 weeks begin
>>533127216OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>5331272162MOREWEEKSADINFINITUM
>>533127932no but when we get there it'll be 2 more weeks again.did /pol/ meme "2 weeks" into reality? why is it always 2 weeks to nothing?
HE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING THIS TIME!!!!!
>>533128417I remember it from 2014 era lol
>>533140091I remember it 2k years agoJC was like hold the door I'll be back in about two weeks
>>533128122Such a good movie.
>>533128417From the start of covid. And it was a leaf that coined it here.
>>533127317In early 2020 when everyone was hyp for Corona, they were recording the infected and dead numbers. They kept projecting logarithmic growth, and within like 3 days anons were saying>Orly? 74 trillion infected in 2 weeks, amirite?
>>533129070i concur with this anon. it seemed to have started with the Q memes.
>>533127216Trump is such a clown, Iran has nothing to lose by keeping the straight closed, why would they open it? Trump is just going to have to keep coping and seething and realize he made the military blunder of the century because he does Bibi's bidding.lmao.
>>533139893That's exactly what happened
>>533127932>Is 2 weeks a long timeLong enough to start dipping into the petroleum reserves. Are we actually gonna have $10 gas this summer?
>>533127216>TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL A TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE, FOLLOWED BY A TWO-WEEK DEADLINE UNTIL A TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE
>>533127317It's sad that you retards voted for him multiple times.
>>533128417>just 2 weeks to flatten the curve, and we will go back to normal, chud1 year later:>you are an evil nazi fascist if you refuse to get injected with spike protein and aborted fetal cell lines because the injection is safe and effective (even though it won't protect you from getting infected with the Fort Detrick virus ... er I mean the Wuhan China virus that Obama never outsourced to China).
>>533127216Reminder
>>533128718>Even before that two weeks was done constantly. I don’t understand what their obsession is with a “two week” deadline on info. It’s like literally every timeTwo weeks is long enough for normies to forget what they cared about and move on.>Seriously? You still heckin’ care about the Epstein Files. It’s been like 3 weeks. Get over it.They’ve pulled the same trick about aliens like 20 times now.>I just got some really sensitive info about aliens in the government. Tune into my podcast in 2 weeks.And they just never drop it and the normies forget.Actually, we saw it this year, multiple times, whenever the government shut down, normies got outraged, and then promptly forgot about it after two weeks, even though the government shut down went on for like 50 days. The government didn’t even reopen, and they forgot about it.Right now, you’re seeing it with the Iran War. Like half of Americans have forgotten that we’re fighting Iran. Only the occasional jump in gas prices reminds them that we are actively waging war in the Middle East.
>>533128417i originally thought it was the October surprise post about the nigger/pee tapes but i think it's something else now
>>533129307>this is the best answerYes, but it is also forgetting>Two Weeks to Flatten the CurveWhich was the giant meme painted by the media trying to convince people that if everyone (literally everyone) just stayed home for 2 weeks without breaking quarantine, everything would be fine.https://youtu.be/HK2ypT2xweA?si=tHbj2Th1Pq3fKP92
>>533130688the same thing that always happens
>>533127216Been watching the news all day, nobody is reporting this on the left or right, post proofs.
>>533127317with jews you lose
>>533128417q tards is the answer
>>533128417When this guy got hired and miggers kept tick tocking about arrests happening which always turned into a nothingburger over and over again.
>>533128417The fact that no one here knows, shows that old 4chan is gone and there's nothing but bots and youtube greentext story zoomers here.Its been ages but there was a riot of a some sort somewhere. Everyone was making threads watching the city from cameras. Then someone said "Tanks in 2 weeks!" and it kept getting parroted.
>>533127216Imagine being an amerimutt. I getting second hand embarrassment from this shit.
>>533127216>If Iran does not agreeAgree to what, pedo doesn't know if he wants the strait closed or opened
>>533142091>white dudes for kamala
>>533143943it could become challenging to specifically agree. his ambiguity means le jews own the world and you gotta do as i say. whatever. or else. then two weeks pass. it's probably a jewish thing. the fortnite.
>>533128417>where does the 'two weeks' meme come from?"Two weeks to stop the spread" covid shutdown, orginallyBut, then it was noticed that it was two more weeks over and over with everythingArresting Hillary and them, overturning the stolen election, etc.
>>533142365Stop saying normies. Normies know Trump is retarded. It's MAGA he's trying to deceive. They are the only ones dumb enough to tune to what Trump says and does religiously.
>>533127932It will always be nearer but never arrive.
>>533128417Coronavirus lockdowns. Originally it was "two weeks to slow the spread" and then it kept getting extended.
>>533128988>>533129070So Jeffery Epstein then, who was very obviously Q
>>533130688TWOMOREWEEKS
>>533127216TACO
>>533127216>59/60 dayI think they only have to wait.
>>533128417I thought it was the qanon stuff? I feel like i've heard it for 10 years now..but maybe not.
>>533143572Yup euromaidan Ukraine protesters around 2014
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>>533127216Isn't April 27 like a day or so before Congress should need to vote on it? And precedent says if they don't it's a no?
>>533146109MORE
>>533129609Israel winning so hard they're advancing in reverse
>>533127216This is so funny
>1 year special military operation
>>533127216I'm tired of winning
>>533127886It's fake of course. Dies lying ever get old?
>>533128258underrated as fuck
>>533127932It's enough time for normalnigger npcs to reset their memory.
>>533127216Weak af
>>533127317What are you upset that not enough people are being killed? Trump has the body count low ON BOTH SIDES in this war with his blustering. Biden and the globohomo establishment have hundreds of thousands of deaths on their blood soaked hands. FOR WHAT? Money laundering in Ukraine.
>>533127216>2 more hours!
>>533128358No mo dyeep dyishkaunt for ilan oir.
i feel like I'm living in crazy world
>>5331284172 more weeks to stop the spread.2 more weeks until Qanon prediction comes true.Winston Churchill speech early ww2 referencing a fortnight.Romeo and Juliette with 2 nights and a fortnight. It gas been a meme for centuries.
>>533128417Putin vowed the Russian invasion of Uganda would last 2 weeks max
>>533146170It's complicated because congress has never pushed the issue of enforcing it.
>>533127216Lmao 2 moar weeks
>>533146896Trump is the realization of Baudrillard’s hyper reality
>>533127216I don't think he actually said that. He was talking about the April 21 deadline, which was the original 2 week ceasefire. He didn't push it to April 27. Go find his actual words, not this paraphrase.
>>533127317He just needs to die of old age. They're keeping him alive on those meds.
>>533147024>Jean Baudrillard’s hyperreality is a postmodern condition where the distinction between reality and its representation collapses, creating a "real without origin" (simulacra). In this state, media, technology, and consumer culture generate models—such as theme parks, virtual reality, or edited news—that are perceived as more real than actual reality. -Wikipediafucking what?
>>533128417two more weekstrust the planpatriots in charge
>>533127317No, it’s actually really funny and only gets funnier as days go by.
>>533127216Taco
>>533127216wars and two weeks deadline, name a more iconic duo
>>533143572It was tanks in 30 minutes fake oldfag. 2 weeks was the q-anon shit.
>>533127216That's because the USS Boxer with its embarked MEU is not going to arrive until April 20-22nd. All he is doing is giving them an off-ramp until all forces needed are in place. If Iran capitulates, so much the better. If not, they get the giant green wienie shoved right up their asses, non-lubed. God, some of you fuckers are just dehydrated, rock-hard stupid.
>>533147535
>>533147535Why would Iran capitulate to maximalist demands?
>>533127216Americans lost this war, the sooner they accept it the less embarrassing it is.
>>533147713Because their other choice is we take Kharg Is. and other points and choke them off from any assets they could be getting from China and India for their oil. Maybe you hadn't noticed, but they have no more cards left to play.
>>533128417"Two weeks" is considered the optimum time frame for political speakers to make claims in. It's at the sweet spot of seeming not too far away in the future but long enough to leave the news cycle and be mostly forgotten about. It's the optimal non-committal time period.
>>533128417I'll tell you the story in two more weeks, just wait.
>TRUMP ANNOUNCES A 48 HOUR DEADLINE FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT EXTENDING THE DEADLINE 72 HOURS TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER DEADLINE OF 48 HOURS ANNOUNCING A 2 WEEK DEADLINEwtf do you even do in this situation? i feel like the iranians don't want to negotiate partly because what is even happenign anymore where are we
>>533127216just like he ended their civilization right
>>533148068>a bunch of grunts clumped up in shitty terrainI cast magic missile
>>533127317Damn, kinda crazy to think literally every one saw this coming and said it would be a disaster for everybody if he won but you guys voted for him three times because of memes?
>>533147866High heels are a Baby Boomer fetish, it just shows how old you are.
>>533148202Yeah, because we always just dump a bunch of grunts somewhere with no support or force protection in place. How stupid are you, really?
>>533128417Don't listen to these other retards. It's from the early days of covid when they wanted everyone to wear masks and lockdown.>two weeks to stop the spreadIt is coincidentally the length of time it takes for something to be normalized in the brains of most people.
>>533128417People unironically believed a high level insider was leaking information on thechan and that it was just a matter of time before Hilary was thrown in jail, the deep state was arrested, and children in underground bunkers would be free. Like most losers, they were strung along with vague phrases like>Trust the plan>Two more weeks>Patriots in control>A storm is coming
>>533148353atleast 13 bases all but uninhabitable and multiple dead soldiers btw
>>533147535One MEU ain't gonna do shit but provide FPV footage for gore threads
>>533148511Source? Other than, "trust me, bro."
DEAD NIGGER PARTY
>>533127216T
>>533148661Jesus H Christ, you bunch of dumbfucks. There are TWO MEU's already there. Fuck try to get your news from someplace other than MS NOW for change, you might learn something, but you are probably too retarded to retain the information desu
>>533128417It's not a meme, it's legit just the best fake deadline to use. Not too long, not too short, it keeps some sense of urgency while being relaxed enough that the public will forget it just a little bit than 1 week later.
TWO
>>533128417It started in Ukraine during the 2014 war with "Tanks in 30 minutes"
>>533127317Total amerimutt humiliation.
>>533149776MORE
>>533130688Nothing.
>>533127216Trump probably has a bunch of cronies pump'n'dumping the stock market every time he makes a tweet, he's gonna drag out this "conflict" as long as possible, then blame some patsy when they eventually fall back (probably Hegseth)
>>533127216TWO MORE WEEKS!
>>533128417Trump
>>533128749I got pussy pics from a girl who actually did it
