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I'm an anti-ZOG jew
Orange fag doesn't get enough hate for making this war so boring with his stalling tactics because he only cares about his insider trades.
Iran Lost
__________________________>IRANIAN NAVY STATUS:Bottom of the ocean.>IRAINIAN AIRFORCE STATUS:Completely destroyed.>IRANIAN THEOCRACY STATUS:Head severed.>IRANIAN POLITICAL APPARATUS STATUS:Killed 3 to 5 lines deep.>IRANIAN MILITARY APPARATUS STATUS:Decimated.>IRANIAN COMMAND AND CONTROL STATUS:Offline.>IRANIAN ECONOMIC PROGNOSIS:Decades of rebuilding required, a trillion dollar hole created.>FUTURE STRAIT STATUSIrrelevancy.>IRAN STATUS:Broken.______________
ETA on first real test...
Blockade Bros all the Iranian ships are rolling a d20 on stealth check and shadow sailing past our blockade
>>533153204Anyone who isn't gay for Trump is a liar.
>>533153134kiked up shabbos bakeno one gives a fuck about the temporary bank branch Israel's inability to threaten the westphallian nation state of Hezbollah.next baker needs to add the tanker chaseUS will intercept once they get to the arabian sea past Oman
>>533153223hw bush route status?
>>533153196I don’t particularly want the humanitarian crisis that comes with Iran deleting the gulf’s habitability overnight but it would be pretty fucking lulzy from a happening standpoint
>>533153289Taking the long way to see elephants and avoid houthi zoomzooms fucked up on khat and energy drinks
American media: The United States proposes to Iran to accept a halt to uranium enrichment for 20 years during negotiations held in Islamabad over the weekend.French source: A meeting to plan a mission to restore navigation in the Strait of Hormuz may be held Thursday in Paris or London. The mission’s ships will provide reassurance without being hostile. Tehran and Washington will be informed of the mission without having a direct role in it.Enemy media: Helicopter rescue today transported 8 soldiers from our forces operating in southern Lebanon after they sustained multiple injuries due to the explosion of an FPV drone.The American enemy’s propaganda machine spread rumors during the war with resistance factions in Iraq about targeting some resistance figures, most of which were false and psychological warfare to affect the morale of fighters and the resistance environment. Shortly, the first appearance of Haj Abu Alaa Al-Wala’i, Secretary-General of Kata’ib Sayyid al-Shuhada, with the Jihadi Council, so pay attention.Financial Times quoting an American official: We have not received any response from Iran since the end of last week’s talks.Financial Times quoting a diplomat: Iran’s response to the American proposal was passed through Islamabad to Washington, and Iran is waiting for a reply. Miscommunication by the mediator caused confusion regarding the ceasefire in Lebanon.Financial Times quoting two sources: Washington and Tehran do not seem eager to return to war and showed flexibility during the talks.Trump on talks with Iran: Vice President Vance did a good job.Financial Times quoting a Pakistani diplomat: Islamabad talks achieved 80% progress, the rest will be completed
>>533153283why didn't you bake zoomer?
>>533153204>Iran Lost
Trump: We will recover nuclear materials one way or another.Trump: If Iran does not agree not to possess nuclear weapons, there will be no agreement.Trump: I believe Iran will now agree on the nuclear issue.Trump: We do not use the Strait of Hormuz, we do not need it, and we have more oil and gas than we need.Trump: Iran cannot blackmail the world, it cannot blackmail us.Trump: Other countries will help in the blockade.Trump: We do not need other countries to participate in blockading Iran’s ports.Trump: Iran has not agreed not to possess nuclear weapons.Trump: We do not use the strait. We do not need the strait. On countries that will blockade Iran’s ports: details will be provided tomorrow.Trump: The Chinese president wants to end this matter. Trump: We have a very good relationship with China. He wants to end this matter… and I also want to end it. But we cannot give nuclear weapons to a group of people who have caused only destruction for 47 years.Trump: Iran is not doing anything at the moment. We will keep it that way.Trump: We may stop at Cuba after finishing with Iran.Executive Director of the International Energy Agency: More than 80 oil and gas facilities, including production, stations, and refineries, have been damaged due to the war with Iran.American media: U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrests former Brazilian intelligence chief Ramagem.Enemy media: Israel–Lebanon negotiations begin tomorrow at 14:00 GMT in Washington.Two tankers leave the Strait of Hormuz after the start of the American blockade.CBS: Communication between the American delegation and Iranian leaders continues, and there is progress toward trying to reach an agreement.
>>533153367Potential financial conflict of interest
>>533153398>Trump: Other countries will help in the blockade.what?
>>533153223>STATUS: Broken.
Director of the International Energy Agency: We are losing 13 million barrels of oil per day due to the war in the Middle East.British Minister of State for Middle East Affairs: We clearly affirm that Lebanon must be included in the ceasefire.German Chancellor demands Netanyahu end the fighting in Lebanon.Axios: The United States asked Iran to stop enriching uranium for 20 years during recent talks, but Iran rejected it, offering only a much shorter limit.Europe is losing control of its identity, suffering deep moral weakness.Instead of taking the usual route through the Mediterranean and Red Sea, the USS George H.W. Bush sails the much longer route around Africa to reach the Persian Gulf.The alternative route avoids waters controlled by the Houthis such as the Red Sea and Bab al-Mandab.Due to a complaint filed by Kuwait, a group of protesters was arrested for storming the Kuwaiti consulate in Basra, southern Iraq.Armed attack targets NRT channel headquarters in Sulaymaniyah, northern Iraq.CNN: Another round of negotiations may be held, and Turkey is working to bridge the gap between Americans and Iranians. Continuous communication between the United States and Iran, with progress toward reaching an agreement.Enemy media: One soldier killed and 3 injured in a military jeep overturn in southern Lebanon due to violent clashes with Hezbollah, leading to their retreat and loss of control of the vehicle.Pentagon official: There are no U.S. warships in the Gulf.U.S. Energy Secretary: Energy prices in America are likely to rise until navigation resumes in the Strait of Hormuz. We expect the strait to reopen in the coming weeks.Reuters: Washington and Tehran completed 80% of the agreement before negotiations hit an unsolvable decision. There was great hope in Islamabad talks, but things changed quickly.
>>533153289Long, tiresome and very shaky. Cape of Good Hope is the most violent and dangerous waterway in the world, many container ships lose cargo there on a regular. Rolling for main toilet drain plug malfunction.
>>533153134UPDATE ON CHINESE TANKERS + CHINESE WARSHIPS IN THE AREA
>>533153357Is pakistani 80% progress like indian 80% progress? because i've worked with indians and it means they didn't start yet
>>533153373They're going to get on their knees and suck BAC to not get obliterated while they hand over all their uranium.
>>533153426what an unusual answer. carry on.
>*screams*
More than 120 empty oil tankers are reportedly headed to US as blockade of Strait of Hormuz goes into effect
so>hormuz still closed for pedos>hormuz still open for iran oil and friendly to Iran countriesdoesn't sound like US changed anything
>>533153454idk what this nigga is on desu but I think UK will help
>>533153469most vindicated /pol/ post in historyred deer could never
https://understandingwar.org/research/middle-east/iran-update-special-report-april-13-2026/>Hezbollah claimed that it has conducted 19 attacks targeting Israeli forces in southern Lebanon since CTP-ISW’s last data cutoff on April 12.[58] Hezbollah claimed 10 rocket and drone attacks targeting IDF forces in Bint Jbeil and surrounding villages amid the IDF’s isolation of and advance into Bint Jbeil on April 13.[59] An Israeli military correspondent reported that a Hezbollah drone attack wounded eight IDF personnel in southern Lebanon on April 13.[60]
>>533153500hopefully no bc no one is attacking anyone even vence said there is talk
>>533153532
>>533153134>Bint jbail encircled. Game over hezbots.
>>533153240we don't know as trump is too flaky but we should know tenative by tomorrow eveningbefore we can only know indicatorstwitter online expects that the G W Bush will replace the Lincoln and not join herinteresting
https://youtu.be/hVzILdjR4Kk
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>>533153532It’s supposedly also closed to Iran’s friends now but we’re about to have the FAFO moment when a chink ship attempts to run the blockade
>>533153479Is it really going around the Cape? I thought it crossed into the Med??
https://understandingwar.org/research/middle-east/iran-update-special-report-april-13-2026/>At least two oil tankers destined for China via the Iranian-approved transit route turned around after CENTCOM began blockading Iranian and Iranian-approved shipping.[42] CBS reported that two falsely flagged oil tankers, the Rich Starry and the Ostria, changed course less than an hour before CENTCOM began enforcing the blockade.[43] A successful US blockade of Iranian and Iranian-approved shipping would cut off Iran’s main source of revenue by disrupting its nearly 2 million barrel-per-day oil export trade.[44] A sanctions-focused US analyst estimated on April 13 that a successful blockade on Iranian ports and shipping would cost the regime around $435 million USD per day, leaving Iran with few alternatives to export and import goods.[45] The analyst added that Iran’s onshore oil storage capacity is 13 days, after which Iran would have to shut down its oil fields, potentially causing long-term damage to the oil fields.[46]
3rd or 4th time Isreal hit syria
>>533153552>UK: we'll pretend like you're doing something once you do all the hard workreminder that all these Eurocucks implicitly support Bridge & Power Plant Daythey just dont wanna be the ones to do it
>>533153683apparently not
>>533153134Huh, I thought it was much worse. Hezbollah is doing a good job.
>>533153617>one last encirclement ! Another cope
>>533153683That would require passing through the Houthi’s pool and the Houthis said that breaks our ceasefire
>>533153646>twitter online expects that the G W Bush will replace the Lincoln and not join her>interestingprobably so we don't lose 2 carriers if shtf hard with chyna
>>533153719It’s entering the danger zone soon, rolling for a dropped F-18
thoughts ?also there was recent hijack in the thing yeman control
>>533153552Great, this faggy ceasefire let ZOG get more assets in place. Come on Iran, wtf
https://understandingwar.org/research/middle-east/iran-update-special-report-april-13-2026/>Hezbollah has sustained a high rate of drone attacks against Israeli targets since it resumed its attacks against Israeli targets on April 8 (see below). Hezbollah has claimed 22 drone attacks as of 2:00 PM ET on April 13.[61] Hezbollah previously claimed 19 drone attacks on April 12.[62] An Israeli think tank previously noted on March 23 that drones are increasingly becoming “a significant component of [Hezbollah’s] campaign.”[63] Hezbollah prioritized domestic drone production and shifted its munition rehabilitation budget to focus on drones after the Fall 2024 conflict.[64] Hezbollah has long assembled low-cost Ayoub and Mersad drones in Lebanon using civilian parts ordered online.[65]
>>533153714>reminder that all these Eurocucks implicitly support Bridge & Power Plant Day they just dont wanna be the ones to do it
>>533153683houthis, the super carrier fears the sandal wearing, kath chewing drone herdsman
>>533153780The blockades are at the cape of new hope and edge of Indiacompletely outside Iranian rangewill split any escorts toonot dumb
>>533153806>>533153787>Come on Iran, wtfmost raped zuttslave
>>533153479Our crack addicts will swim out and loot everything if that happens
>>533153398>Trump: We may stop at Cuba after finishing with Iran. mutt can't have a rest haha
>>533153846third implict point at Diego Garcia for anyone trying to split difference
>>533153815Houthis are the ONLY missile force in the world and in history, to have successfully hit a MOVING ship, with a LAND TO LAND missile. Their level of aim is GOD-level.
>>533153479>Cape of Good Hope is the most violent and dangerous waterway in the world3rd most, evidently>pic unrelated
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
the white house refuses to show the original receipt for the McDonalds trump orderedit was probably $150
>>533153867>most raped zuttslave
>>533153767Based Houthis. I kneel.
>>533153944Why tho? Is he a cute femboy or something?
>>533153930Correct Cap Horn in South America is the number 1 most dangerous my bad.
>>533153922yemany chads
>>533153690>an hour beforeSo they have since left and the "blockade" did nothing?
Iran Cuckedtoo pussy to break the case-firejust waiting for the deadline so Israel can continue bombing the shit out of them
I really don't understand what the blockade of a blockade does but challenge China
>>533153552>make it safe once hostilities have ceased
>>533154025no he's gross and posted face a few threads backmade for BEC
>>533153693The Syrians should really do something about that.
>Trump: The Chinese president wants to end this matter. Trump: We have a very good relationship with China. He wants to end this matter… and I also want to end it. But we cannot give nuclear weapons to a group of people who have caused only destruction for 47 years.how far will china go? will it be ww3 fr
How many chink cargo planes have landed in Iran over the last few days? Don’t think they contain fortune cookies tbqh
>>533153513it'd be boring to be in usual circumstances
>>533153596This is embarrassing for hezbollah. They kicked israel’ ass badly in 2006 but are pretty much lobbing fireworks at them now. I think Bush Jr hated Israel since Israel ruined his presidency with 9/11 and so he decided to let hezbollah beat the fuck out of Israel. ZOGnald is giving everything to Israel right now.
>>533154104>t.
>>533153552the europeans are monitoring the situation so fucking hard right now
>>533154093blockade is at the tip of africa and indiathis is a reverse taco, looks like nothing but is something
>>533153693Honest question: could the IDF actually take Syria and Lebanon in a real war?
>>533154116algoani is retained I guess
>>533153955It looks bad but it's exactly what he fantasizes about. The gilded age but everyone is more than happy working to death while the rich get richer because they deserve it.
>>533154116They have an approved kosher terrorist in charge. They would need to topple him first. That crypto kike allowed the kikes to move from Syria and enter Lebanon from the east.
>>533153223>>IRANIAN NAVY STATUS:>Bottom of the ocean.Kang, Iranian Navy turned our ships trying to leave the gulf, around. Remember the centcope "mine clearing mission" well it turned out they lied again, i know shockers, anyway have a completely destroyed airforce status for me my fren.
>>533154116They can do nothingMaybe human waves incursion while Jolani goes to hide in Turkey, assuming Turkey hides him
Good gravy /pig/ has dissolved into one of the most faggy generals. Of kangaroo’s and anons posting homo erotica fan fictions of Trump being ass raped…. It’s truly over!
>>533154188Does Syria even have an actual army anymore? Or is it just a bunch of militia/HTS/ISIS/others?
>>533154244nothing is really happening
> Tehran had information that the negotiation team would be attacked and targeted on the way to Islamabad.>The Iranian delegation's plane changed course after threats and landed in Mashhad. >On the way back, the Iranian delegation traveled towards Tehran by train and car.-- BisimchiMedia
>>533154249I assumed a country led by a literal AQ militant would have a militia or something. He wasn't even Iraqi he was shooting at Americans in Falujah for the love of the game:
>>533149955Funniest shit I read this morning
>>533154190and nobody is surprised. that was the whole point of the war
>>533153693what the story on this channel, I've seen it a thousand times here
>>533154188no Isreal is struggling with hezballah and people are joining Hezbollah even if they disagree with itSyria not invasion bc the president won't have say on isis if Isreal get in. I think it is Isreal trying to set the world on fire
>>533153683It's apparently off the coast of namibia atmhttps://news.usni.org/2026/04/13/carrier-uss-george-h-w-bush-operating-off-southern-africa-as-iranian-blockade-begins
>>533154306Cool story
>/ourprofessor/ : > OPINION : Prof. Jiang Xueqin: >US has become the pirate of the world' >The US intentionally sabotages global energy markets to force Europe and Asia to buy American oil, desperately trying to save the petrodollar.https://glenndiesen.substack.com/p/jiang-xueqin-the-iran-war-and-the
>>533154310They do, but idk if it's an organized army with armor yet. Didn't Israel absolutely destroy everything the SAA had?
>>533154305where did we hide the excavators
>>533154104>demand cisfire through paki pm, paki pm posts the straith from white house cisfire also>iran cucked
>>533154188Probably, but then they'd get shot at for a decade until they retreat. They occupied Lebanon from 83-2000 iirc.It might be less just because the Arabs seem more capable of fighting back, secular jewish fertility is collapsing, and the IDF seems tired after Gaza. Maybe Mearshie is making it up, but evidently suicides are very high.
>>533154105I think they draw on two mutual exclusive and outdated plans.>outadedthe iranian blockade is selective not universal as it does not rely on landmines (the part the US could not stop in the past but be indiscriminate) or speed boats (could be destroyed by the US, how iran acted in the past)this changes the diplomatic balance against an US total blockade as it is trump who holds the naval commons hostage more severely than iranif Iran imposed with mines an absolute blockade as it would have done in the past the US interdiction strategy would make sense>exclusive plansthe US went direct with kinetic action, forcing iran into hardballIran would be reluctant to attack an US ship or maritime assets as it could risk the ayatollha, in the current environment the bypass routes and export terminalsof the GCC are under threat should the US act violent, this threat posture is unexpected and new as much as it goes against a slow long and drawn out siege of Iran by blockadethe timeline does not make sense, we now know that iran can survive longer and got more options to the US counter blockadethe time pressure on the US is more intense
>>533154456That was the recon team to first find the hole to dig
>>533154244>fan fictions of Trump being ass raped>fan fiction
>>533154443he's right about something for once
>>533154305/pol/ schizo theory made it into the mainstream
>>533153552what's the muslim population across the uk presently?
>>533154306must feel stressful being an Iranian Leaderhehhehheh
>>533154443will /pig/ NOW believe me about this now the Dr. Ching Chong said it? I've been saying this for weeks ffs
>>533154492we know where it is though
>>533154306fuck and they still try to talk to us>>533154347iraqinew channel but it is the best and fastest iran aliened for sure but they do give all the kino and inside intel>>533154249 bunch of militia/HTS/ISIS/others?
>>533154456phase two, maybe the entrances were open from the satelite or you saw excavators and bulldozers on site
>>533153445US ships are actually trapped in the gulf and can't get out? that's funny kek
If America can pirate in the seas, it is morally acceptable to pirate in the internet.
>>533154491yes this should have been enacted week one, not week sixTrump's team is not capable of thinking at the individual mission level
>>533154554>t.
>>533154523It was never schizo. Even my mom told me about how it was a lie just from scrolling facebook because the details didn't make any sense. Basically everyone knows by now.
us tergeted ship killed 2
>>533154608>you wouldn't download the strait of hormuz
>>533154306>On the way back, the Iranian delegation traveled towards Tehran by train and car.based trains, it's a good thing they used them.
Peace is coming.Unhappy with the situation in the Middle East, Jamaica said it will launch its "peace and love" THCBM to calm things down.
>>533154501>>533154626
>>533154608bro your e-privateer loicense?
>>533154501>is not real>its AI!>trump would never get fucked in the ass!>trump was being ironic with his homo remarks!>it was comedy when he deep throats a microphone!>no having an orange spray tan at 80 years old isn't gay!>who's roy cohen and roger stone anyways?!
>>533154652this is the actually based military operation. god bless southcom
>>533154529Smaller than your population of blacks
>>533154683Kino
>>533154188>real warthis is "real war"and the answer is no, they can't
>>533154610the blockade only makes sense if the US can let all GCC cargo out and in, how it would have been in the 80s or even 2000sthis plan is from a different era, old ideas used for a different situation if we look at the blockade plan from a 2000s or 80s perspective it makes perfect sense
>>533154093rich starry passed the strait now, yes. let's see if she can make it to the arabian sea. not that this says much since us navy will allow non-iran aligned vessels thru.https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/shipid:3722428/zoom:10ostria returned and stayed in the persian gulf.https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/shipid:715888/zoom:10
>>533154556Yeah, people have been saying it since Venezuela. It's not new.
>>533154707how many whales has centcom shot?
>>533154683
FUCK EVERYNATIONONEARTHTHATBUYSOILFROMSLAVERSI would rather see this species exit the pages of this galaxies history gracefully with some integrity, and whatever remains of our nobility, instead of living like this horrid slave existence.I would rather every human on Earth passed on with our heads head high, knowing that we tried it the right way, instead of whatever the fuck kind of slave bug man chink royal monarchy Saudi Iranian shit hole slop you fucking faggots are trying to pass off to me as a "civilization". That's not civilization.That is chink and Saudi slavery.I want to rape and murder whatever the fuck you are trying to present to me and pass that off as "civilization"A fat fucking greedy Winnie the Pooh Boomer bear Xi communist dictatorship suicide net cell phone factory SLOP
>>533154811/pig/ told me I was stupid for saying it :(>>533154814thats... not a whale
>>533154104>so Israel can continue bombing the shit out of them2 weeks isn't enough for them to build back better their missiles, and honestly the US is doing retarded shit so I completely trust the Iranian plan rn
>>533154781The blockade makes sense because Iran is cut off from shipping energy resources to China, lol.
>>533153134>China’s 48th Task Force (including destroyer Tangshan) is in the region. Their presence serves as a "shield" for tankers; any accidental strike by US forces on a Chinese vessel could escalate the conflict into a global superpower confrontationHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAThe oil trade belongs to the USA and there is not a thing these little yellow niggers can do about it. Superior people vs Inferior people always ends up the same way.
>>533154871>thats... not a whalecome on we know centcom shot at least 9 whales to get one sub
>>533154699Kek
slow day huh
>>533154877>I completely trust the Iranian plan rnand what plan is that?Do nothing while the US prepares for Bridge and Power Plant Day?
>>533154443That guy is such a retard. I'm glad he exists though because whenever anyone admits they get information from that schizo former high school teacher you know automatically that they're retarded.
>>533153355o fugg :DD we bigged ub frengsgoaliddon ob de billing :DDDD
>>533154871i still think you're stupid
>>533154905unironically our campaign against the narco boats and subs has been very efficient. to my knowledge they haven't publicly said what exactly they're using, but the common assumption is a drone.
>>533154953He couldn't just taco on a Monday It's all about timing
>>533153134Nigger
>>533154881that doesn't make sense due the different timelines the pressure operates on all parties involvedin the world of 2026 and the 40 day war it makes zero sensethe specific diplomatic constellation irans naviation of their blockade create makes zero sense
>>533153730???How many kikes have they killed?NVM, I see you are a retarded monkey. May I ask what you do for a living?
>>533154858Are you winning, son?
>>533154682Yeehaw
How is the blockade not a clear violation of the ceasefire? Iran should target that one pipleline in KSA used to bypass the hormuz to send a message, or else the enemy will smell weakness
>>533154977>US prepares for Bridge and Power Plant DayWe all know BPD was always going to be a TACO
>>533154608i cant find the flaw in that logic
>>533154995well that's not very nice of you
>>533154871>I was parroting obvious Iranian propaganda but I think I'm a master of geostrategy Lol, retard.
>>533153500saar! pakistanis are honorable and noble, totally unlike those shitstreeter jeets in india, saar!
>>533155060>How is the blockade not a clear violation of the ceasefire? it is an obvious act of war but the escalation threshold for iran is higherthe US does whatever it can get away with
>>533154138Considering there were never any nuclear weapons, there is nothing to agree on, so escalation is inevitable. >muh wmdeeeeeees
>>533154138China can’t lose Iran. It would be a huge hole in their flank and lose of a shitload of oil imports as well as a big geopolitical ally. They can afford to wait a bit and see if trump cucks since they have monster reserves, but they WILL escort their ships if this continues and dare the orange nigger to shoot at them (he won’t)
>>533155060because the blockade hasn't been enforced yet, no one is going to act until they see the severity of the US response for breaking it.
>>533153719centcom coded af, US can consider a second meeting all they want, it doesn't change reality.
> Europe lost it values
so what’s happening these days? i got bored and stopped following 2-3 weeks agoiran still hitting israel and gulf countries? are we still hitting iran regularly? or is it now all blockade shenanigans and israel raping lebanese ppl?
>>533154169Sounds like cope to me
>>533155060Iran never opened the strait anyway lmfao, I'm somewhat shocked the ceasefire is still holding.
>>533155096Miggers...another L for us?
>>533155060I mean, it just hurts the American economy faster afaict.>Boast of your mistakes such that you enemy is intimidated - Don Tzu
>>533155044I am posting from my host nation.Freely.How is the Xi censorship? Great Wall?So bad that you can only enjoy free speech, when white people gift it to you?From Australia? And yet, you are either so naive as to not admit it.Or so controlled, that they would hurt you, your own people, your own leaders, would hurt you, if you admitted the truth.I am sorry for how you live, and I will change it if I can Chang.Why no Chinese flag?Because if you use it and post your TRUE thoughts, your representatives, would hurt you using torture. Because they possess a monopoly on force.And if they cannot get to you, they are so spiteful, they will hurt your family......I would not have it so....I would not have fat greedy boomers like Xi rule in such a way.....I would not allow him to treat the Han people so....
>>533155199It’s just gay blockades and negotiations
>>533155199Picrel about suma it up
US logistic flights tracked in buildup for round three in the three phase war (12 days, 40 days, 230 days)https://xcancel.com/TheIntelFrog/status/2043782206359785746#m
>>533153779Hello, inbred retard!How is your sisterwife? Well, I hope. Did you ask her about a meet up in Garbage City, Morrocco? I would really like to see her again, in Garbage City, what a beautiful spot. Play it again, Achmed!
>>533155096I hope people don't actually think we have ships line up touching each other along the strait lol, it's not actually the pools closed meme
>>533154104I think the hardliners are giving the reformist faction (Pezeshkian and Aragchi) a chance in this ceasefire, "alright go negotiate, if you fail then we will take over again"
>>533155210just change thename again or wait they will get busy with Cuban soon
>>533154523Everything is downstream from this wretched hive
>>533154953
>>533155207Neither side wants to chudout. America can’t until they get more interceptors to protect their greatest ally and Israel is too chickenshit to start it again without interceptors. Iran wants this time to clear out the exits to their missiles cities that got blown closed as well as try and reorganise their shit. Ceasefire will probably hold although no doubt Israel will do some rat shit on the second to last day and blow up a hospital or something.
>>533155252I ain't readin' your novel lmao.Text Walls indicate seethe btw :)
>>533153776>shtf hard with chynaChina just has to do nothing and win. This fuckup has probably de facto guaranteed some form of reunification, both by drawing into question the USN's ability effectively fight a higher intensity conflict against a larger and better equipped enemy, and by drawing attention to the reality that you cannot maintain any kind of defense treaty with a country that could oscillate between Obamas and Trumps for the foreseeable future.
>>533153780You think a US ship got hijacked, retard?If you can't speak English don't post here, we hate niggers.100% serious.
>>533155194Must be rough posting low quality repurposed memes and not getting any (You)s, all day. Here's a pity one for (You).
Isreal soft launching it lolalso have you notice us is far from Isreal for while
>>533155042Hezbollah have destroyed 100+ tanks and it takes 4 people to operate a tank, so the numbers of death is easily above 400. Hezbollah can't win through a conventional warfare, so their strategy is to make the task of holding on those taken lands as difficult as possible for the IDFs.
Good morning, china won.
what are these faggots thinking?
>>533154456>whereWhere the f15 pilot is, along with the f35 that emergency londed, and the pilot who londed the other f35 admitted to loss that same day, shrapnel wounds and all, and of course the other f15 pilot, there was a couple a10 but those aren't as funny as invisible plane eats Iranian ad in 4k hdr thermal vision or f15 pilot walks 300 miles away from the border in the opposite direction in 12h and directly into iran over mountains the whole way, with gear on, and we found him with call of duty perk, by chance was just inches from the site where iran supposedly transferred it's uranium too. The mission could have been to "destroy" the uranium, one thing is clear, they could have easily provided pics of any of this, saftoly londed, saftoly "recovered" pilots, but they didn't, probably because it does them no good obviously, centcooe had to lie about our destroyers being told they cant liiiiivvvv the Persian gulf, minesweapeep me away!
>>533154523don't blame me
>>533155406you can't read retard
>>533155427>im so hungry
>>533155406if you're gore posting, you're losing
>>533155412
>>533155497so then both /chug/ and /uhg/ are losing really badly, because that's all they do
>>533155412Ok but winning status?
>>533155128it's a bir tawil ceasefire.iran asserts there is a ceasefire contingent on US reigning in israel.US asserts there is a ceasefire contingent on iran unblocking the strait,neither side believes there is a legally valid ceasefire.anyone could shoot first and claim they were enforcing the ceasefire, not violating it.
>>533154953US is blocking food imports now. a war crime.https://x.com/i/lists/1490427245097148423
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>>533155427they're integral pieces of various global supply chains and many are ill-equipped to remain static and plugged into the strait as they are
>>533155505
>>533155578niggers
>>533155530US isn't the one rerouting flights because they're worried their officials are about to be bombed to hellmust be a weak nation if you're worried your leaders can be bombed at any moment
>>533155307I don't understand how you can negotiate with people that only understand corrupt real estate deals, not military matters and trade.
what a fuckin cucked spine less state
>>533155530America won and that's why unemployed retards like (You) are attaining levels of cope we haven't seen since the DNC astroturfed Kamala after Biden sundowned during the debate, lol.
>>533155601
CENTCOM doesn't have to fight a war anymore and enjoys their day outhttps://x.com/no_itsmyturn/status/2043856178250125640
can someone explain the hezbollah and lebanese army relationship? how does the lebanese army not act when their territory is invaded? if the US army invaded Mexico without their approval to attack cartels I think the Mexican army would attack us.
>>533155578The son of heaven has given me his blessing to run your blockade, foreign barbarian.
>>533155427>I wish I was in texas
>>533154734Our population of niggers might be greater than your entire country's population. Grim.
I think we all know the chinks wont do shit except cry and whine like babies while the big dick U.S. controls the worlds oil supplyMake a move instead of crying like a bitch chink fat Xi pussy
>>533155526That war is even more of a nothingburger right now
>>533153922That's a lie, but a lying nigger is par for the course.>>533153944Post that Jew fag with the gay. They might be accidentally overrun soon. By accident.Posting some war kino in case any of you faggots like movies, this one is boss.
>>533155683thoughts on this>>533155681
>>533154305Heh, nice to see normie news catching up with the galactic brains of /pig/.
>>533155710ask chatgpt
>>533155619>winning status?>*writes a novel*Lmao
>>533155526
>>533155681they don't even say the location which is the most sus part of it
>>533155683Lmao so true… Thanks leaf our greatest shitposting ally to fight the retard Aussie who can only post googly eyes memes over and over
>>533155704they want, no they need 5th fleet HQ back
>>533155681>amidkek
>>533155729>russia STILL hasn't taken stinkyI just want to shitpost about the fall of stinky...
>>533154978Clown world demands clown professors.
>>533154887Source, migger?
>>533155627It doesn't matter for Iran whom they're negotiating with, what they need is international support.They have zero chance of winning unless any internal pressure is forcing US govt to retreat like in Vietnam, and internal pressure can be gained from international support.They have to be seen as the good guy in this war, so they won't do any reckless actions. At least until they get cornered.
>no update on elpis in 2 hourswonder if they are going through the blockade right now or what
>>533154219I tip, people who have money tip, and the people working appreciate it.Get a job, you fucking creep.
When does the war become hot again? I'm bored. I never expected a US-Iran war to be such a nothingburger
>>533155683>*words of a winner*
>>533154985kek
>>533155704kek, is he there to pick up what's left of his bombed-out base?
>>533154305https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15730295/Why-believe-mission-rescue-downed-airman-Dude-44-Bravo-really-smokescreen-audacious-attempt-snatch-Irans-uranium.html
>>533155737It's pathetic. The Liberals managed to do what the GOP was warning about when it comes to importing millions of thirdies in order to win elections despite massive unpopularity. They're now holding ridings their party didn't win hostage by withholding services and bribing MPs with high pay (therefore higher pension) so they can get a majority government and do whatever they want. Trudeau completely wrecked the country.
>>533155769>>533155681>southern Lebanonthat is not a city, village or locationit might not be malice but with the apple story it might be connectedcan the canadian government say near which city or village it was?
>>533154227Lol.It's over, nigger.
>>533155725>t. Cries and whines
>>533155627there's nothing difficult to understand from>0 nuclear enrichmentunless your brain is full of Zutt>>533155766>2 lines>novelwhy are browns and lefties so stupid?
>>533155889youll have to placate yourself with dead gaza/lebanons
>>533155847There is no international support. Every country is a pussy right now except Israel, US, and Iran.
>>533155810not realistic to have that inside the persian gulf anymore. should be moved to somaliland.
>>533155936>10% of all posts ITT is this retard
>>533155252>I am posting from my host nation.no american said this ever.
>>533154985Oh look who is there …
>>533155796>the slave fears googly eyesKek
>>533155575Look, everybody's talking about walls, okay? They say, "Donald, you built a great wall." And I did, believe me. But let me tell you about Julius Caesar. A tremendous guy, very strong, very tough. He built two walls. TWO. Nobody talks about this. The fake news historians, they don't want to tell you. He built a wall to keep Vercingetorix in, and then and this is the beautiful part, folks he built another wall to keep the Gauls out. Circumvallation on the inside, contravallation on the outside. What we are doing now to the Iranians - they used to call them Persians you know, maybe you've heard of the cat breed Blofeld had from the James Bond movies - they fought a lot of war with the Romans, folks. Pete, Pete Hegseth, when he's not a lot of fun at the Christmas party, he reads a lot of military history, figured that we can be like the great Caesar. The Iranians have already built a wall with their ships on the ocean. They've done half the job for us folks, and we're going to build our own contravallation on the outside. They're going to be like the Gauls, they're going to be eating grass folks. It's going to be a tremendous victory, like Julius Caesar. Everyone likes that guy. Whatever happened to him.
>>533155796Meme War IV. >>533155892Correct. Remember when you let your government put you in concentration camps during COVID? Lol.
>>533155819I remember when the russians took new yorkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York,_Ukraine#Russo-Ukrainian_War
>>533155096Sanctions are lifted. That poster is retarded
>>533155561That's a great point.
>>533156031Hello-Fellow-Americans vibes
>>533155947>why!?
>>533155427>fuck jews fuck jews fuck jews
>>533156052I swear the rooskies took Chasiv Yar like 2 years ago and have done nothing with it since
>>533155992if centcom is in bahrain during this hyper tenuous ceasefire that says allot about their psychological profile1. they don't think the status quo changed2. the want to go back to how things were3. they think that iran (the crazy ayatollah) will not return the favor of a decapitation strike on centcom in range4. that it is bahrain speaks of reconstituting the 5th fleet HQ which is a naval focus and mission5. they act as if the war is over, as if the war can't break out any second over hostilities6. they act as if the blockade they declared isn't a clear act of war by any standardit is all manners of fucked up that centcom is meeting on the ground in bahrain
>>533155143The US has also shown itself to be a paper tiger over the last month and a half. If I were China, I'd have serious big dick energy right now
>>533155996Based
>>533155923>it might not be maliceanon they are treating the south as one thing so when Isreal take it it is just the south fuck apple also>>533155921but are the non liberal zion?
>>533155526Of course the slavs are killing themselves they are both losing badly
>>533155181He's right. Time to bring them back.
>>533156174wouldn't be surprised if the centcom in bahrain story is a lie
I think this is the perfect opportunity to play the Houthi card to block the red sea. It gives Iran plausible deniability while mounting more pressure on the economy and the US by proxy
it true US can't beat houthis but are going to be able to take out irgc ?
>>533155578This thread is now liberated
Where are the Chinks going to find more cheap oil now that they lost both Venezuela and Iran?
>>533155412You seem upset
>>533156035kek who started this who is this jew
>>533155931i know, imagine centcope trying to explain that the entire universe now knows Iranian navy turned our destroyers around when they were trying to flee, lololol I can't liiiiivvvv!
>>533156174I genuinely can't understand the american mind
>>533156048>Correct. Rem->PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
>>533156222lmaosomeone need to make this an edit
>>533155252>I am posting from my host nation.You need to go back.
>>533156254Their lies are getting really embarassing
>>533156174>>533156258>samefags>>533156266>26 PBTIDLol.
>>533156223if then it comes from bahrain to stay off revolution or invasion
how come the idf now releases fpv drone footage of them killing hezb?
winning
>>533155873If this was sarcasm about neoliberals, it's spot on.
>>533156252A vile jew made it in a magazine front page, we are elevating him to be the face of Jewry in 2026 memes.
>>533156359
>>533156431Where I live it was $3 before this, and in the summer it goes up cyclically so being below $3 by summer is just silly. Get it to like $3.50
>>533155683You are profoundly retarded and likely Indian too.
>>533154223Syrians are above you. Where do you get off saying that? A morrocan has the most nigger blood and the least money.
>>533156403Cheaper than wasting an hellfire on 1 target which is what did up until now
>>533156431lmao they always have to say this war was ackshully started by iran and they have been killing us for 47 years EVERY TIME a question about the war comes up
>>533156431This nigger was blatantly insider trading early on when he said the Strait was clear, which gave hopium and lowered prices until a ship got hit. He can go to hell.
>>533156431So retarded
>>533156254Oh GOD.OH GOD NO.They're going to TARGET the WARSHIPS with ... AK47S.
>>533156493
>>533156353remember when they said there wasn't any vatican beef, untill drumpf made the pope a wall and unironically posted himself as Jesus right after?
>>533156611Fox news brained boomer
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so the US-Iran situation is like this>both sides are taking a quick break to see if the judges have called a winner>Iran is buying SU35s and Chinese missiles with the pallets of cash the USA gave them>the USA is countering Iran's blocking-strait bad-guy strategy with their own blocking-strait good-guy strategy>the oil is winningI haven't been paying attention to Israel or Lebanon>>533156403I think Israel is suffering from war fatigue pretty badly. Israeli citizens of whatever type usually just want to get along until they want to murder each other.
I just can't. The american shizo logic always ocillates between>crazy fantatic ayatollah>ayatollah is a perfect rational economic actorhere notable extreme because lost opportunity costs are calculated and not needs based survival rationing in contrast to the other timelinesthe GCC running out of food, the US having an extreme energy price shock (the guy is a zionist jew but that is besides th epoint)
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>>533155796>so true xister!
>>533156660>pallets of cash the USA gave themthat was debunked, rebunked, and ultimately unrebunked
>>533155963>gazaSpeaking of, any word on Hamas' response to the disarmament deadline?
>>533156714USA leadership can basically do whatever it wants. Donald Trump can walk out naked on the White House lawn and give a press conference>HOW DARE HE! DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT MAN IS A DISGRACEsays democrat>TRUMP IS BASED AND REDPILLED AND UNAFRAID TO TAKE ON ANYONE NAKEDsays republicanThen they both go back to brainrot screen. There is no strategic picture or geopolitical machinations to the American. The wars and gambits are all a TV show and the news is just a preview for the future history channel documentary.
>>533156611miga, if they posed literally no threat, why didn't centcope do the mineclearing photo op? and instead, they promptly turned around and back into the Persian gulf? Please explain my kang what level of winning this is also, in b4 >not regular route>just potshots anywaycopes, thank you for your attention kang, stay winning!
>>533156252kyko the jimp
>>533154652Holy fucking based.I wish I was rich, that must be a boss time, hunting third world people on safari. They are so excited for that $2,000 USD but then....
>>533156975Many people are saying it is the Most Indian administration in American history. Now Modi, who is a good friend of mine. Almost as good as Shinzo, but who can replace him, tremendous guy. But JD and his wife really like him. His wife is Indian. They're saying that we're "Izzatmaxxing." I say that "I don't really know what izzat" but it sounds very strong, very girthy.
>>533157012If you have a life ahead of you, you can always try to go paramilitary or private security. A buddy of mine has a dad that made a lot of money fighting drug cartels on speedboat chases. He switched careers into an executive seat for logistics.
>>533156838>molon labACK
>>533156611watch out these niggers are going to make a missile called Alis Khybar 47 simply for the joke.
>>533155042>looks up 2025 result>America101 >Malaysia 98.5Were moving up while yours keep dropping mutt.How long do you think before we catch up and suprass ya? Also reminder that your country is 76% literate while ours is 97%.
>>533157406thanks for the interesting post on the war
