Iran is FUCKED
>>533160369Chinks will sail the strait and Taco Trump won't do shit. Cope.
So it's Good that gas is expensive
14 days you say?
>>533160369>HELP ME GOY I'M WINNINGlol
Thank you TV man
Ahh. The Ghost Tanker Fleet arrives in 2 weeks. Take that Iran, you’ve just lost ALL business. You’re FIRED!
>>533160369Proper fucked?
>>533160369>14 days = two moar weeks!Why it always has to be two? Why not three?
>>533160369did this migger forget the entire gulf is in the same situation?
>>533160369Oh shit, oh fuck.
2 week timeframe means it absolutely won't be 2 weeks...
>>533160369> half the GDP to military contractors> Trump sons double net worth> citizens pay $8 for gas and associated inflation>America loses its empire in a shameful fashion that leaves us worse off than necessary>> tired of winning
>>533160369That Strait was promised to America 3,000 years ago
>>533160369What's the master plan when Iran bombs all of the Gulf states' oil production facilities and barrels go north of 200 USD? Are burgers too retarded to understand this is existential for Iran and they'd rather be poor than destroyed?
>>533160369>2 more weeksSo it's nothing then
>>533160847Didnt trump said hundreds of empty oil takers were onroute to the usa to buy oil?
Why not just arrest netanyahu?
>>533160942>massively decreased supply>same demandHmmm I wonder what that would do to prices...
>>533160369Cope harder
>>533160437about a fortnight
Iran has a coastline that reaches Pakistan in the Indian Ocean. As long as authorized ships stay in Iranian coastal waters, the US can't do shit without getting blown up itself.Pakistan is a vassal to both China and the US, so they obviously won't stop Chinese tankers from its territorial waters and neither would Iran.The US naval blockade is a boon for Iran. It reduces everyone else's ship traffic and potentially accelerates the Chabahar Port development in Southeast Iran.
>>533160437Why is it two more weeks everytime, it’s beyond annoying
>>533160369Would be nice to believe but everyone believes more Trump will TACO. I mean the markets rallied big when Vance said they were still in talks to cuck out to Iran (and China).
>>533160369It's a war of attrition in the strait. Who will cry uncle first? $12 gas is coming in 2 more weeks. That will be pressure on Trump to accept all Iranian demands.
>>533161158I'm sure the oil barons will let that wealth trickle down.
>>533160369>they have to stop extracting and damage their wells because... well I say so. they can't just let it flow, because I say sowhy are Americans this retarded?
>>533161658It will - to Trump and his gypsy family (seriously who is Don Jr's real father?).
>>533161158>massively decreased supply>prices artificially suppressed by TACOsWhat happens to demand? And what does that do to the supply?
>>533161772I'll answer:Demand stays the same, whereas it would decrease if prices were allowed to rise naturally. If demand decreased, it would reduce supply less, and supply is already short, so that would be a good thing. But if prices are kept artificially low, demand stays the same, and the supply continues to be reduced, creating a bigger shortage.
>>533161686Things are bad here man, send help
>>533161772>>533162012Yeah, this is all going to reach a breaking point very soon.
>>533160639He never specified who'd do the winning.Insiders will win like never before and you will be sick and tired of it.
>>533160369If only they had a railway to China
>>533161439$12 is good but I want to see price controls so there’s no gas to be found at all :D
>>533160369Is two weeks like a sacred timeframe in Kabbalah?
>>533162143>middle east>Railway to AsiaLmfaoIrancels copingTrump won, you lost tranny
>>533162309What did he win? Even higher gas prices?
>>533160369ABSOLUTELYIRRECOVERABLYDOOMEDA COCKROACHDUNGEON BASEDFAILED NATIONDONALD J. TRUMPIS THE BEST MANWORLD WIDE
>>533160369I know very little bit about crude oil production but know that pumping rates can be slowed to anything. Oil wells are idled all of the time and it doesn't damage them.Regarding Iran's refined imports, Iran shares the Caspian Sea with Russia, which will happily deliver as much refined product as Iran needs.>>533161686idk why. You think it's bad online, try living here.
>>533160639He’s such a kike Orange fuck, and people still kiss his ass it’s hilarious
>>533160424lol seethe loser
>>533161301The hell is a fornite
>>533162924a game aint it?
>>533160369Sounds more like gas prices are fucked (thanks, trump).
>>533160639>miggers think he's Caesar>he's actually a mixture of Crassus and Caligula
Fortnight comes from old englishA fortnight is a unit of time equal to 14 days or two weeks
>>533160541It's the precise time needed to flatten the curve
>>533160369Some Touchè type shit.
>>533163626with a splash of Dubya, Nixon, Herbert Hoover, and Harding
>>533160639>this goy is tired of jews winningThat's not very MIGA of you.
>>533160369They trade the oil for diesel to China lol. Trump can either start a war with China or Iran's going to have all the gas and diesel it needs
>>533160424Did you ever think this was done to pull China out of the pacific and get them trapped in an endless midddle east war?
>>533164603>and get them trapped in an endless midddle east war?That shouldn't be the reason. America can't win in a war of attrition against China. China manufactures literally everything, and they do it much easier than USA. If we were to look for a similar reason, it would be to escalate the war. USA can win against China in an all-out war for now. That might change in the future, that's why they might be trying to wrap it up before China gets any stronger.
>>533164603Can't even defeat Iran --> thinks we can take on China.
>>533164603>muh 4d chessjesus christ, magatards never stop with this shit
>>533162826Why do American missiles seem to do more damage than Iranian ones?
>>533164916because they are actual missiles, not hand grenades dropped onto commercial cargo ships by drones
>>533164916Better payloads. Good observation. Thanks for noticing
>>533164916It's AI you dumb newfag
>>533162842https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/ukraine-renews-attacks-russian-energy-sites-what-has-been-hit-2026-04-08/lmao
>>533164736I tell people this and they think I'm retarded. The US can beat China in naval warfare for the next 3 to maybe 5 years but after that china simply has too many deep sea ports, shipyards and manpower. They will overtake us very soon, the US literally has like 3 shipyards while China has nearly a hundred. Like are you fucking serious? So yeah I was expecting the US to draw China into a war if nothing more than to cripple their maritime fleets instead of letting them dominate the pacific uncontested. China is also an aging population so the US just needs time to bring Chins to heel, it's either now or never for the US honestly.
>>533160369What a load of crap.
>>533164603No because Trump is a retard and there is no plan except to swallow more Jew cum
>>533165692>I tell people this and they think I'm retardedYou should not take normies' opinions seriously. They just parrot whatever they hear the people around them and the media say. They are also programmed to shame and call out anyone who spouts "conspiracy theories" (anything that goes against what media says). Even if something they called a conspiracy theory in the past is proven to be true, they persist in this behavior of not believing anything contrary to what the media says. It is really wondrous how thoroughly they are controlled.
>>533161382Two weeks to stop the spread was where I really noticed it taking off.
>>533161382Close enough to get you excited/worried. Far enough so you think about something else a couple of days before it should happen
>>533164603it doesn't work like that because if something happens any retaliation from China will likely be in the pacific, not in the middle east. Just like Iran retaliated over the entire region rather than just Israel, the United States having bases/allies everywhere means their enemies can pick whatever battlefield they find more convenient.
>>533160369Just dump it on the ground then. I am real I have five fingers.
>>533166961China has outrageously more sanctioning power than USA does.>USA antagonizes China openly>China says "if you stay friendly with USA, we will sanction you"The economies of the countries they decide to sanction would collapse.
>>533160369I've heard that 30 days ago.How the fuck you still follow grifters who are always wrong. Is there something profoundly damaged in your brains?
>>533160369They could just pump less oil.
>>533165692>naval warfarethe only thing a navy is good for is bullying thirdies
>>533160369
>>533160447jewish version for croatalbanian NATO HELJP
>>533167583look guysMurica is winning or reddit front
>>533160369Iran has been fucked for a while. They don't care.
Here's a pro-tip:If you hear any "economic" expert who explains things following this pattern:>country X get Y% of its whatever from place ZYou can safely disregard them as being clueless.People, companies, countries, constantly adapt to changing conditions.That doesn't mean things are always rosy and great, but when you face a price or supply shocks, guess what, you adapt and find alternatives.The idea that because a company or country is doing something at time T, so they're stuck doing that exact same thing for the next 20 years, is completely wrong.
>don’t trust an expert, take a protip from an Australian on 4chanNo, I don’t think I will
>>533160519Like Ze Germans.
>>533167795Iran has an oil terminal outside the strait of Hormuz anyway, the Jask terminal is connected by 100k's of pipelines to Iran's main oil fields, it's just less economically viable because it takes 3 times longer to fill a tanker than at Kharg Island. It was designed to handle 1mbpd.
>>533160369Iran and China have rail systems.They can just trade...
>>533160369is that a threat? there are still plenty more targets in the region for Iran to strike. have you faggots not notice how shitty internet been in the past week?
>>533161382banans are picked green and it takes 14 days to ripen
>>533160369Bet they just dump the oil in the straight
>>533160369just dump the oil in the gulf
>oil wells perform poorlyIts just a sophisticated pump machineWhole point is that on/off cost money and time and (((they))) dont like to loose money.
>>533160424Muslim communist pedophile.
>>533160369>few chinese supertankers already left iran in the last few hourspaper tiger
