https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/04/india-fuel-crisis-fertiliser-shortage-farming
>>533170110Can't they just... you know...
lets be honest, a famine in India would be great for everyone, even India.
>>533170110Crap is the only continuous thing in India, they'll be fine.
>>533170110can we just gas them
>>533170110India's geared up for poo production, instead of playing with it they should collect the methane and use that as gas. But they would have to get white man help as the production plant would explode because of incompetence within a week.>suhkdeep it says no smoking sar>that sign is for other people shitsmell.
>>533170110How? Just use all that poo.
>>533170110>poos keep eating all the cow shit >there's no cow shit left to grow food with! problem?
>>533170110Trump will send Israel our fertilizer to assist the situation.
US and Iran are enemies, but they are doing the right thing. Accelerate.
>>533170110Just use all that human shit they leave on the streets.
>>533170110Jeets can eat cow shit. They do it anyway.
>>533170207As long as someone can close the sewage where they pour out of, yeah. I mean their excuse for festering other countries is that they're over populated, a couple hundred million gone is a drop in a toilet for them
>>533170110Based, all you panicans need to say sorry to trump for doubting the plan to depopulate india
>>533170129Fpbp
>>533170110God I hope so.India shouldn't exist.
>>533170110Why cant they just eat their own poop? Isnt it good for them and their izzat
>>533170348We've never gassed anyone.............yet.
>>533170110those are rookie numbers. we gotta get those prices up! everyone go out and buy rice and fertilizer!
>>533170110Pajeets are literally animated poo.If Pajeets need fertilizer all they need do is go lay on the crops.
>>533170129Out fucking standing post anon
>>533170110Thank god
>>533171288Wait jannies don't ban meI forgot the sage
>>533170110India has been facing a food crisis for the past 50 years.
>>533170129+10000 izzat
>>533170110finally some good news!
>>533170110No matter who you elect (who the system selects for you), they are going to flood your nation with "refugees" from this manufactured crisis.You have no representation.
theres probably enough nutrients in the corpse sludge in the ganges river that they can just pour on the crops
>>533170129Top kek.
INDIA IS DOOMED oh no india is doomed! Everybody India is doomed. Quick somebody, do nothing.
>>533170129The problem is their soil is so poisoned with pesticides they can't grow anything without nitrates. Poo won't help here. Mass Jeet starvation is at hand.
>>533170110Why didn't Trump-sama explain this was the plan all along? I kneel.
>>533170499There’s a name for those things you are calling human shit you disrespectful person. We call them Poojeets. >no i mean the stinky little brown twisted piles. Yes that’s right. So do I.
>>533170110You know they're going to immigrate rather than stay and starve.
India is bread basket and tech center hub for the world
They have bred so too many people. Let nature take its course. Fucking hang any politician or media who say we have to intervene in nature correcting the balance. >politician - media*organised crime. The source of all problems and suffering. Neither group has any right to exist and both should be stamped out. Poos first though.
This will create a "humanitarian crisis" with the solution being unlimited immigration to the US and Europe for Indians.
>>533170110It is every Indian's final duty to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people.
You are a retard if you think Jews are going to let their slaves starve to death instead of sending them to Europe
>>533171731>>533171860Of course, it will be everyone else's problem and responsibility, somehow.
>>533170110India was better under Queen Mum's boot.
>>533170426they need it for decoration
>>533170110People are desperate for the US to lose the war to prop up everyone else.
>>533170110>India is fucked
>>533170110>Millions of dead jeetsDon't give me hope like this anon...
>>533170110They’re already mostly in the anglosphere Just let them chain migrate to Birmingham
hooray for starving jeets!boo for the western governments making some bullshit compassionate visa that imports another 50 million of them!
>>533170110If higher gas prices means at least several million jeets get to starve to death, I'm willing to take the hit for the benefit of the world.
India won't face a food crisis if they export the remaining 1.5 billion bioweapons they have
>>533170110Trump really is the gift that keeps on giving
>>533170110Rolling for 6 million poopjeets starving to death
>>533170129Came here to question how india of all places was facing a poop shortage.
>>533170110Finally some good news.
I never use the media, usually not ever under any circumstances but Poo’s getting wiped out by mass famine is very special and a joyous proposal so I just checked out this - todays poonews. Pic related.In The News Of The Poo’s the arsehole desert poo from iran claims that>the peace talks broke down because America came to the table demanding our submission very arrogantly so we were not having any of it and would not talkthe sandplop terrorist goes into that line of lying at great length.>lyingthen in the very same breath (ew) he claims that the talks fell apart only because Benny Naughtyahoo made a phone call to Vance during the talks which ruined everything and made Vance leave the talks… the talks that he had just claimed were not happening because America had demanded things of Iran.Lying is one thing but being such a cretin that your bullshit is TWO separate and incompatible lies told AT THE SAME TIME is just unforgivable.The iranians are evidentlyA) cretin desert poos with jungle jeet iQ levels (iran average iQ 80)B) not capable of being reasonable or of telling the truth and so they cannot be reasoned with and must be starved/blown up more.As for mighty Poo - jeet means victory>good morning we are greatest ally for iran like we were for russia saar.*The shitty kiss of death.https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/exclusive-strait-open-for-india-but-us-miscalculated-iran-envoy-mohammad-fathali-to-ndtv-11351907/amp/1
>>533171642>Mass Jeet expatriation to the west is at hand.ftfy>>533171808They invented everything. That's why all jeets are engineers and doctors. It's totally not bullshit diploma mills at a discount price.
>>533170110india should do a hunger strike
>>533170110India has been engaged in a form of Lebensraum through their settler colonialism.They have taken so much from.other nations out of being able to control their populations as such as sad as it may be, this needs to occur.We will all suffer way more if this continues. They are now demanding our last remaining green areas be demolished to build affordable housing for more of them that just keep coming.It needs to happen everyone knows it.
>>533170110Wtf I love Trump now
They won't starve...if they start eating their cows.
>>533170129eat each other?
> Exclusive: Strait Open For India, US "Miscalculated", Iran's Envoy Tells NDTV- Skorea, Japan, Australia is also fucked.- oh yeah, Taiwan is "building bridges"Blockade is going well, I see.
India (a US ally deploys naval escorts for their tankers)https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2026/03/indian-warships-escort-indian-lpg-tankers-in-gulf-of-oman/Of course their ships are toys compares to US fleets, but it does mark a fracturing of US 'alliances'.A mighty empire, reduced to common piracy.It won't be long before SKorea, Japan, or even Australia offer ships to protect their lifelines.
>>533170110stop shitting in the streetsstart shitting in the fieldsproblem solved
>>533170207>would be great for everyone, even Indiayes actually, now the zog modi has gone full affirmative action and dropped his hindu vote bank, so we are getting niggerified like crazy, a few million dead dalits would restore balance
>>533170110Just let them starve to death peacefully.
>>533170110now we just need to make sure that we return as many H1B jeets there as soon as possible before they can fix this.
>>533170110300 million Indian refugees (all male btw), coming to europe :)
>>533170110This is impossible
>>533170110That's crazy. If they don't get enough fertilizer the shit's gonna hit the fan.
>>533170110wiat until people discover that all of Europe depends on that economy not collapsing
>>533170110wait until people discover that all othe European economy depends on that economy not collapsing
>>533170110>trump and iran play 5d chess to starve india to deatherm... based???
>>533170129200 IQput me in the screencap
>>533170110Theres plenty of cow dung, Indian chads wont starve.
>>533170207/threadhopefully millions die
>>533170110>ally yourself with kikes>mass starvation apocalypse commences immediatelyPottery
>>533170129Eat their own shit? Yes they can
>>533170129..continue the crap?
real problem is they're so skinny they can't even survive on cannibalism
>>533170110It's not India fucked it's the planet because they know now they can just fuck off from india and live better life shitting up other countries.
>>533170110It’s what Larry Fink and his ((((globalist vampires))) wanted , war , famine, financial collapse, civil war and mass depopulation
I support the Iran War not because of Israel but in the hope that we also attack Pakistan and they retaliate and destroy India.
>>533170110Hordes of animals marching towards Europe, worse than Camp of Saints.
>>533170110PLEASE DON'T FEED THEM THIS TIMEPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD DON'T DO ITI AM BEGGING YOU DON'T MAKE ANOTHER POPULATION BOMBTHEY SHOULD HAVE STARVED BACK IN THE 70SNO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BUT THEMDON'T FEED THEM OR IT MAKES A DEPENDANT AND EXPLODED POPULATION PLEASE THE OCEAN CAN'T HANDLE ALL THAT POOIT LITERALLY GETS WAFTED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE THAILAND HAS TO DEAL WITH POO POO SHOWERS INSTEAD OF POO POO PLATTERSLET THEM DIE
Saaars
The average indian shit 6-20 times per day, how tf they run out poop.
