Hispanic girl consumed over 4 cans of energy drink a day and made her heart explode from the caffeine. Why the heck is our consumables so toxic? Was she in the wrong? Or do we blame the company for making radioactive sugar nukes in a can? https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/teen-dies-after-drinking-a-large-amount-of-caffeine-alani-energy-drinks-glazer-beer-and-beverages
Lmao what a retard
>>533178818Probably a tizzy over her chihuahua or something.
>>533178818>Consume double (or more) the recommended dosage of caffeine for a full size adult male>DieIt happensAlso; politics?
>4 cans of energy drink a daySurprised it didn't happen sooner
>>533178818Pathetic. I drink 4 5hour energy shots and 5 red bulls a day.
>>533178818The kikes behind the sugar nuke should be pogromed to oblivion and the beaners should be catapulted back to mexico. There would be no beaner goblinas to die on energy drinks in the first place if it weren't for nasty jude.
>>533178818she qt
>>533178818Was she vaxed.
>>533178818vax status?
>>533178900And the hemorrhoids circling your sphincter bleed every time you wipe.
>>533178818Texans are soft as baby shit lol I drink a monster and chase it with a rail of meth every morning and have a resting heart rate of 60bpm
>>533178818When is RFK going to make America healthy again? I still see toxic food and drinks everywhere
>>533178992Nope. Zero issues pooping whatsoever. Problem?
>>533178900Enjoy your kidney stones and high blood pressure, retard
>>533178818weeding out the weak. all strong mexcian hearts were sacrificed out of the population long ago anyway
>>533179106My piss is always clear and my blood pressure is fine. I drink a lot of water too. Stay mad.
>>533178895Health and Nutrition are political issues. You have to be 18 to post here junior. >>533178900Based if true.
>>533178900why does he drink the caffeine?
>>533178818Bet she had a big ass too. SHAME!
>born and died in the most gayest quarter century in human history ouch!
>>533178818The whole energy drink debacle leading to death has been well documented by now. If you drink it still, it's all on you.
>>533178818excellent journalism from the article we find out>exactly how much caffeine and other stimulants she consumed >what is the theoretical lethal dose of said stimulants >how they affected her heartand other valuable information /sexcept we don'tarticle is vague and provides zero information I suspect her mexinigger parents looking for a payout from the drinks company
>>533178818>Hispanic girl consumed over 4 cans of energy drink a daySo when I used to drink I would do Jager bombs.Redbull and Jagermeister.I was also vaping.I would get heart palpitations after a night of drinking.Probably not good for you long term.
>>533179287I just want to see an ass shot so I can coomBig Latina asses > all
>>533179268To get to the other side.
Terminal lack of IQ.
>>533178818Sounds like rubbish. Sure she was consuming 800mg of caffeine a day which is crazy for a 17 year old girl but it wouldn't cause an enlarged heart. People rock Afib with heart rates of 180bpm constantly and don't get enlarged hearts unless they have valvular issues. Plus if she was taking it daily she'd develop tolerance.Much more likely she had congenital cardiac issues.
>>533178818I had something similar happen when I was in high school chugging monsters on the reg. Ended up getting heart murmurs and had to cut caffeen out for a few years
>>533178899"a can" means nothing until you know what's in it like in the hole the size of several washing machines
>>533178818It was probably the pills and coke with whatever cut in it, but sure sure, "energy drinks">no one should drink those things but if you buy this bullshit story you are a retard.>>533178895>politics?Not the name of the board or a requirement in the rules, newfag.
>>533178818I quit drinking energy drinks in my 20's and switched to dr pepper cans, one a day maybe 2 if im feeling tired.
>>533178818Good? One less retard
>>533179338Yes the parents are suing for "damages". This reminds of the film super size me that came out 20 years ago. Morgan Spurlock eating McDonald's for 30 days and claiming it made him sick.
>>533179418I should probably adjust that as people with afib can eventually get enlarged hearts but it takes years of a crazy high heart rate and presents with heart failure, not sudden death. There's no way she was taking enough caffeine daily for her tolerance to have a resting bpm over 100 without feeling sick.
>>533178900Why? They taste like shit and don't do anything. Are you a gullible retard or something?
>>533178818She looks anthropomorphic
>>533179534They taste like shit to you and do nothing for you. I'm not you. Thank God.
>>533179338This. The typical daily recommended max is 400mg, she was taking double if the amounts are correct which is stupid but to be entirely honest not all that uncommon when you consider a large americano from starbucks has 300mg. How many wagies easily have two every single day?Arguments of long term health aside there's no way that caffeine alone is what killed her assuming she worked up to that dose.
>>533179377i know what you mean
>>533179515all while being a raging alcohol with a busted liver I 'member
>>533179338Bingo. These kind of articles are why I have to hear fucking 200LB+ coworkers comment on the monster zero in my hand>Hurrr u know u gonna die of heart attack from thoseNo, retard, I'm not. Because it's a sugar free drink with high caffeine. Ingredients-wise, there is nothing special about them at all. It's not made of cyanide. I'm also at a healthy weight and active. I drink about as much caffeine in a day as a guy 50 years ago drinking coffee. I hate sensationalist articles and I fucking hate brain dead normies.
>>533179702He'll never be half the artist Trevor Moore was.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOyjzE1vcD4
>>533178900Fucking based just missing the adderall
this being what high school cheerleaders look like now is a huge sell signal for the american empire
>>533178900same heretolerance is a bitch though I remember when I first tried an energy drink years ago I literally felt like I was high with euphoria, energy and everythingnowadays all I feel is just a tingle and sometimes get an unexpected shit >inb4 switch to cocaineyeah no
>>533178818>she should have been barefoot in my kitchen making cafe con leches for both of usI COULD HAVE SAVED HER BROS!!!!
>>533179808absolutely fucking seething projection from a subhuman
she had an enlarged heart it wasnt the drink it was the vaccines
>>533178818>A woman drank 4 energy drinks in 30 minutes. This is what happened to her heart.>LR is a 17 year old cheerleader from Texas, presenting to the emergency room after being found unconscious in her apartment. Earlier that day, she had drank a few energy drinks…more than a few. “Just enough to get me through the day, she thought” as she opened her fourth can…
>>533178949You know she was
>>533178900Caffeine doses are relative to body weight, lardass.
>>533179916But nobody will click our article if we say that!>Teen has heart attack due to medical condition>Teen's heart EXPLODES after drinking ENERGY DRINKS!Which one are you clicking?
>>533179994I'm 148.8lbs
>>533179867simp harder
>>533178818Just imagine how many sloppy, sweaty, stinky one night stands she was going to have in college.
>>533178900>/pol/ user is hepped up on energy drinksI can believe it.
>>533178818Lmao weakling.When I was a teenager me and my friends all drank like, 3 cans of energy drinks and played 24 hours of warcraft 3 custom games
>>533178818Adios, muchacha. 4 cans per day? Christ. Very American of you to suggest blaming the company.
>>533180125Over 4 cans. Energy drinks list the caffeine content and daily limit. Darwin award.
>>533180046What brand of subhuman are you? (obviously not a BWC Chad like me slaying latina pussy)>>533180075back to redit>>533180051>Just imagine how many sloppy, sweaty, stinky one night stands she was going to haveYeah with caffeine chugging Chads like myself>>533180121>my friends all drank like, 3 cans of energy drinks and played 24 hours of warcraft 3 custom gamesbased
>>533180233Self checked cause 4chan is full of digit ignoring redit faggots
I think stims are very popular in the US. Often when Im listening to an American I turn the speed down to 80% to make them sound normal.
>>533180075>/pol/ user is hepped up on energy drinks>I can believe it.i drink a pot of coffee nearly every day, spread out over 3-4 hours. sometimes ill have 1 cup so that i can sleep at a normal time. and sometimes i feel like shit by the middle of the day. but i still keep doing it.
>>533178900Imma put you on something. Get one of those body armor iv drinks(or powerade) and drop a 5hr in. Mmmmmmm piss
>>533178900she likely had a preexisting condition, or something different in her genetics.the body can regulate caffeine, like any drug, thats why you dont hear about people dying everyday from energy drinks
>>533180386>Often when Im listening to an American I turn the speed down to 80% to make them sound normalCringe, keep up faggot or get left behind>>533180410>>533180478Unfathomably Based
>>533180410You should start tapering off. That's a lot of caffeine
>>533179920Damn did a grenade hit this dude's face?
>>5331788184 cans won't make your heart explode
>>533178949Maxxvaxxed and saltmaxxed from the classic Amerispanic diet.Nevermind the edema.Too much salt will praise blood pressure and causes heart attacks and strokes.The perfect recipe for VAIDS.
>>533178818hispanic....? wtf I am looking at exactly, is this thing human
>>533180753But 4chans will make your dick explode.
>>533178818Denmark banned those 25 years ago.the problem is if the US banned any poisonous food or drink, you'd all starve to death within an hour.
>>533180870Based
>>533178818Vaxxed as fuck.
I drink those too.
>>533178818>pic>teen>17whut, no way
>>533178818>sugar nukesyou already noted yourself that this was a caffeine issue
>>533180874everyone knows that governments love their people.
>>533180753 I think they have like 200mg of caffeine per can. Ive had more than a few in a day before but wouldn’t recommend >>533181016They don’t have any sugar in them AFAIK
>>533180233Fag>>533180322Turbo fag
I drink four cups of tea a day. Am I fucked?
>>533181112>memeflagKYS
>>533178818And a black teen died from eating a single tortilla chip cause it had spices on it
What a lightweight spic. I used to take at least 2,000mg of caffeine daily.
>>533181201tbf it was a pretty spicy chip
>>533178900I tried switching to Celsius instead of coffee last year and I literally thought I was going to die after a few weeks, idk how you guys do it
>>533181253>when the wy pipo add too much spice
>>533181380What did you switch from anon?
>>533181380We are stronger than you.
>>533178818>overdose on stimulants intentionally>combine with alcohol>do physically demanding task that will stress your heart out more>likely have anxiety from being a gen z retard with a melted goop brain which will promote more stress hormones and further heart problems>have a mutt diet of processed slop food full of fat and other artery clogging goysludge>die from heart attack>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!???!some people just have pussy ass hearts because they refuse to take care of them or learn how to get control over them. i can pound coffee and snuff adderall and death-grip my big pecker all fucking day and be fine. you just need to know how to regulate your heart-rate and to not over-exert yourself while your already running your heart at 200x power.if you do stimulants and don't know how to regulate your heart rate and eat a totally rotten artery filling goysludge diet your gonna die, especially if you exert yourself. Why do you think every raver in the 90s was either shredded to the nines or underweight from fasting and doing cardio? its so they could drop a gram and a half of X and speed across two nights and stay partying without dying.
>>533178818ayy lmao
>>533181474Just coffee. I usually only have 1 cup a day but will have 2 if I’m busy with something boring in the afternoon.>>533181497I guess, I have a pretty strong cardiovascular system but never liked stims all that much, 2 coffees is already pushing it.The first week with Celsius was awesome, I felt much clearer than with coffee, but I started having extreme dry mouth in the morning and woke up gasping for air at one point, not fun
>>533181203rectally
>>533179707P sure there’s other shit in them
>>533181586pure bitch made
>>533178818jews are the reason these poisonous energy drinks are everywhere. jew bastard son of Michael Savage (Weiner) started RockStar energy.These filthy jews knew their shit was poison but no matter.
>>533178818Vaxxed death
vaxx status?
>>533181903Internet losers are so weird. I don’t like stims but I would still beat your ass and can run, swim and bike far longer than you, so enjoy taking pride in your body’s piss poor uptake of caffeine?
>>533178818WTF is a Hispanic?You mean a Mexican correct?
Only white people can handle stimulants, its why only whites and nazis could handle their meth, no refunds
>>533178900You get off on having kidney stones?
>>533180874No they didn't.
>>533182080I do comp hyrox so not so sure mate
How is pol quitting zyn and nicotine pouches? I'm one week in and so far it's pretty easy.I just want something to replace the ritual
on my 3rd cup of decaf. really pushing the limits todaywooohoooooo yeah
>>533178818Skill issue
>>533179808fucking nailed it/thread
>>533178818This is a "cheerleader" in Texas USA? She looks like a mulatto-beaner mixed mutt. Totally revolting.Womens right to vote needs to be revoked, the jews need to be destroyed, makeup should be banned at this point along with hair dye. Out of control.
>>533178818Why does 80% of "white" American look like they have a massive negroid or "mexicoid" admixture? Sad and disgusting.
>>533178818Why does 70% of "white" Americans look like they have a massive negroid or "mexicoid" admixture? Sad and disgusting.
>>533178818Skill issue, just look at >>533178900 for example
>>533180791Saltmaxxing is based. I drink worcestershire sauce daily
>>533182142Oh yeah!
>>533178900How are you still alive?
why didn't you save her /pol/, those brown cheeks could have been yours, whats the point of me creating this haven if you let the little heavens die to predatious scaliwags
>>533178818Were those junbo cans or something, my mom used to drink 10 cans of energy drink a days in her late 50s but didn't have any health complications. Thankfully she completely stopped taking that shit.
why didn't you save her /pol/, those brown cheeks could have been yours, whats the point of me creating this haven if you let the little heavens die to predatious scallywags
>>533178818I could have exploded in her
>>533185360Divine intervention probably.
>>533178900>all these seething replies holy kek
Que ricoMucho culo en la Coca ColaAlso daily reminder that the Bible demands you eat kosher (including drinking only clean water) for your health
>>533178818Goblina noooooooo
>>533178895jews make these products and market them to childrenof course its political>>533178925based
>>533185604They're just lacking energy.
>>533180716guy took a birdshot right to his face HAHAHA>the joke is that I'm super edgy
fuck all this bullshit, what's her instagram? i need to goon to this bitch posthumously.
>>533182639I did everything you needed from me.
>>533179593They do nothing for anybody but impressionable idiots. You're an idiot, get it dumb dumb?
>>533182876A literal monkey, holy fuck kill with fire
>>533178818Who the fuck names his daughter Assiral ?!
>>533178818I have 2, maaaaybe 3 a day....I fear for my kidneys futures.
>>533178818Mutts dying from energoy slop overdose lmao
ANSWER ME FAGGOTS, what was her social media?
>>5331867434 hours later and you're still that mad? Go take a nap and calm down.
>>533178818>4 cansfilthy casuals
>>533178818Im just drinking Schnaps, German Bier and water so how would I know?
Americans sports are so shit that they need dancing 18 year old girls in skimpy outfits acting like sluts on the sidelines to keep their stupid goyslop brains entertained.
I dont blame her. The only caffeine I have now is hot chocolate and Im still tired af. I need ADHD medication or something.
>>533188002you're probably just old and fat and depressed
>>533179707the issue isn't usually caffeine, it's the ones that have caffeine enhancers, specifically guarana seed extract, guarana seeds themselves have 2-4x the amount of caffeine per seed compared to a coffee bean. caffeine is a stimulant, so is guarana, the ones with both are dual acting and operate at the same time, though guarana has a longer tail end. most people having heart issues and dying seem to be from energy drinks with guarana in them
>>533178818Thing is you can drink energy drinks but you also need to detoxicate from them for a while. If you keep doing it daily then you die. Shame young girl died over this.
I once drank 7 cans of diet coke in a day, and my heart pounded with a massive headache for 24+ hours. Very sure that was an OD, but never went to the hospital; even took a brisque walk.
>>533178818>>533178925>Alani Nu is part of the PepsiCo family. PepsiCo is a publicly traded company with no single controlling owner, meaning ownership is widely dispersed among institutional and individual investors. The largest shareholders are major investment management firms, primarily The Vanguard Group (~9-10%), BlackRock (~5-8%), and State Street Corporation (~4%), as of early 2026.So yes, fucking jews. "Jewish consciousness is poison to the Aryan races."
Caffeine doesn’t even do anything except make your anal parasites grow larger.
>>533178818This is the kind of an hero I plan to coommit.
>>533178818Or maybe ....just maybe you shouldn't drink the equivalent of 15 cups of coffee a dayBut what do you expect when common sense ain't so common
>>533179808I’m just gonna leave this here.
>>533178818Coffee, the most vile beverage, has more caffeine than energy drinks. Anyone who drinks either is a spastic niggerfaggot.
>>533189667Good call. plz no aoc
>>533178933Get your eyes checked, spaghetti simp
>>533178818>>533178818Can you post the sugar content of an American energy drink? I am curious
>>533179593>aren't you sooooo jealous you dont get to drink my $5/can bubbly water with aspartame? aren't you just MAAAAD?lol laughing at you big dog, don't sweat it
>>533191135>nigward.jpgone job
>>533188406No, it is definitely the caffiene. Not all energy drinks are the same and the marketing leads retards to think shit like Celsius and Alani are safer than Monster or Red Bull when it is the opposite.The ones this bitch was drinking 4 or more of a day have 200mg in them. That's more than twice as much as in a can of Red Bull, almost 2x a can of Monster etc. If you are pounding 8 or more Red Bulls a day, drinking multiple pots of coffee by yourself or whatever you are gonna have heart problems just from the caffiene alone even with out the other shit. Even as a large adult male that is dangerous.
My brother was drinking a lot of energy drinks at one point and stopped after going to the doctor for effects it was having on his heart. I don't think people generally think about how this stuff can affect your health. Thankfully I never liked the taste of them and so never really drank them. I do drink tea but not to extent of getting the amount of caffeine some people who drink energy drinks do. And I'm pretty sure I read that tea has other minerals that make the way your body gets the caffeine different from coffee, much less energy drinks.
>>533178818She was probably 90 pounds. Anything is fatal in large enough doses proportional to body weight
>>533181085>I think they have like 200mg of caffeine per canyou develop a tolerance like with anything else. i used to drink 3 bangs a day and take caffeine pills like candy in between those. i'd have like 500 mg of caffeine and fall asleep half an hour later like it was nothing
>>533189865>Coffee, the most vile beverage, has more caffeine than energy drinksNo, it doesn't. It varies a lot depending on the beans but is generally in the same range per oz.The difference is that nobody thinks drinking 8 cups of coffee a day is normal, while stupid people think drinking 4 Celsius is. If you were downing a cup of coffee every single hour at work everyone would tell you to stop before you kill yourself.
>>533180601>she likely had a preexisting condition, or something different in her genetics.probably just a vaxxie
>>533180791>praise blood pressure
>>533179479You’re based
>>533191514>If you were downing a cup of coffee every single hour at work everyone would tell you to stop before you kill yourself.so, like a normal day?
>>533178900Switch to methIts probably less harmful in the long run lmao
>>533189667>>533190006aoc is a kike
>>533178818I used to pound 4 Loko back in the day when it had caffine in it along with 12% alcohol. 3 or 4 a day. Now that shit would kill you.
I quit caffeine and sugar for a month. I'm so stable right now it's unreal.
>>533192086I downed 2 of those with my cousin when I turned 21 in like 2010 and we went to an all nude strip club those things use to fuck you up.Also made you piss and shit the color you drink
>>533179920Heh, good one man. I get the reference
>>533191794Why do I need to switch? Why can't I just add things? You're not making any sense.
>>533178818I drink 3-5 coffees + 3-5 energy drinks first half of the day, and 16 beers the other half, low carb of course, gotta stay healthy :)I do this almost every day of the week. Next day I wake up and feel fine.What is my Constitution / Vigor level?
>>533180601Maybe she took some experimental warpspeed drug or something...
>>533189195Celsius is correlated to my skin health scores worsening. If four Alani Nus could kill someone; I won’t drink one. Another brand energy drink I wont mention is correlated to skin improvements (with just me).Starbucks triple or double shot I drank maybe ten years ago, and Im pretty sure it made me throw up within about 15 min. I also saw the mouse or rat in the starbucks can coffee on Reddit this week. So im totally done with them.The cans of various brands often have black dirt or grease right on the edge and I have to wipe cans every time.My favorite drinks which I havent tested much…Ryse, Yerba, Reign Original (not storm). I would say not to drink energy drinks because i feel something is wrong with most of them, either the quality or formulations. There is no way for me to tell if they are “safe” But some of the brands are not high quality IMO so if you are a teen or something i would stay off everything but water and milk.
>>533178818A 17 year old died of Myocarditis? Yeah, must have been those darned energy drinks!
>>533178900smoke meth like a real man you faggot!
>>533178818isn't only that like 600mg of caffeine? FDA says 400mg is perfectly fine I doubt 600mg would kill you
>>533192779Fond blind drunk memories.
>>533178818It is hard to believe just how utterly weak women are. The smallest thing can kill them. That we ever considered them equal to men is fucking laughable.
>>533178818I love it when people that don't know how to chill get their reality check
>>533178925>100xmost of the time they show up at 2x if it's not even in plain sight with them boasting about it
It was the vaxx!
>>533178818I drink like 5 monsters a day, smoke, never exercise and nothing happens. Shit genes filtering themselves. Good.
>>533196960Yeah man, don't touch the stuff. It's full of a shit ton of chemicals and dyes. If a person needs some caffeine, just brew your own at home
>>533178900I just drink around 10 huge black coffees a day - I wonder which of us consumes more caffeineUses up around 250g of beans per day
>>533178900An energy drink is only 180mg4 mg isn't even 600mg which is the upper tolerable limit (you need 1000+ mgs to die).What's most likely what killed her is dehydration and thick blood.
>>533178818>>533201989It's more important to drink a glass of water between every can than between every alcohol drink.Not to mention all the excessive kidney killing b vitamins. WHY is there so much? This is what dehydrates and acidify your pee and blood.
She probably had a genetic sensitivity to it, or some kind of precondition. Like the girl who died drinking Panera charged lemonade (RIP, best drink ever). I drink 3-4 energy drinks a day with no issues.
>>533178818I bet she was vaccinated with mrna. Easy to blame the drink, marijuana, kratom, etc etcJust don't blame Dr.Fauci. lmaoOperation warp speed good! Safe, effective! Monke recommends 3 doses!
>>533202518>blame the thing that was injected into her 5/6 yrs ago rather than the thing she ingested 18-12 hrs ago...American medical opinion everybody!
