>the sp500 went up 6 gorillion todaywhy no threads?
>>533236951Because it’s all fake
>>533236985fake like your neovagina?
>>533236951Everyone is broke and struggling. Bad times ahead.
>>533236951And none of it will hold
>>533236951Is the DOW over fifty thou?
>>533236951>why no threads?This shit site has been broken for real human posters for the past 2 days
>>533237035not quite, its at 48 somethingthe funny thing about that dumb bitch saying that is it was barely above 50k for a few days kek
>>533237067at least we can mostly be sure there are at least 6 real people here still.
These figures are meaningless to the average personAlso it's just jews scamming jews haven't you been paying attention. One tweet and they're all pumping and dumping on hopes and dreams
Chinese stock market is surging too.
>>533237016Fake like how miggers pretend not to worship kikes.
>>533236951>SP500You'll never get skin cancer with those numbers, honkey
>lol
>>533236951No one gives a fuck about your jew arrow kike. We want all of the aliens out and no new aliens coming in.
>>533237256>>533237282>>533237319>>533237338>>533237350>>533237352wild how this thread sat for a bit then 6 discord trannies come in here with very similar messaging about kikes and what not, all within 2 minutes.you guys really should try harder.
>>533237565I "date" discord trannies to break their hearts. LolHahahahaha
>>533237599CHECKEDbump for my trannies
>>533236951
look at the chart. See all those gapps? The gaps always get filled. Especially a big gaping gap like the one between 6600 and 6750.
>>533237900checkedbuddy look at the chart.there are SHIT TONS of gaps that have never been filled in 20 years.this is a retard day trader meme.
>>533237900>>533237987that is not to say we dont go back down from here, just saying gaps dont always get filled.
>>533237256>>533237282>>533237319>>533237338>>533237350>>533237352where my trannies at?!just a reminder, you will never be women!
>>533238257Rabbi mad.
>>533236951And then during next happening some retarded X account will come and say "10 trillion dollars was wiped out of the stock market today".All fake shit. Use it to profit yourself like I do, but never, ever, believe that this bullshit actually means anything in reality. This is not the economy. This is just a game.
>>533238611kys faggot.
>>533236951Gaps must be filled
>>533238612you are correct my jap.all the retards calling me a kike are kikes mad that im profiting off of their jewish tricks.
>>533236951The DOW is well below 50k. That's all people care about.
>>533238715>The DOW is well below 50kmy god, hire bondi back. appoint her fed chair
Why is it even pumping? I just randomly made a bunch with 0dte calls
>>533238612This is the exact advice my financial guy (jewish) gave me. It's been pretty effective.
>line goes downAAAAAA END TIMES>line go upHeh, the money is fake anyways :^)
>>533237032It can, through the power of inflation
>>533237256>>533237282>>533237319>>533237338>>533237352BUMP FOR MY DISCORD TRANNIESwher eyou guys at? im bored.
>>533238761War with Iran ends on the 1st of May, that's when the 60 day limit from the War Powers Resolution expires(It's counted from when the President notifies congress not when the military action began) Trump will need congress to extend it, that's very unlikely to happen
>>533238834Nixon was right about jews creating fake problems to freak people out about wallstreet to fuck with him. Ignore the jew squares.
>>533239582tf gressy gon do
>>533240816Impeach him again but this time also convict him and send him to prison?
>>533239582Sure but that's in a couple of weeks from now. But there's probably a way for him to extend if he really wants to
>>533236951Seriously so pissed I missed on TSLA calls. I might slap down 100K tomorrow that stock is going to be hype next few years, its got AI chips, new cars and Optimus Robots. Easily should be 1000 in two years.
>>533236951>Shoe company goes all in on AI and it's stock goes up 150%>A fucking shoe company
>>533240946There's a 30 day extension to allow for withdrawal but you're limited to defensive strikes to defend units pulling out, Iran can potentially get an extension to the ceasefire that puts it beyond the 60 day deadline and then as long as Iran isn't attacking the President will be violating the War Powers Resolution if he attacks
>>533241012I'm a very tired horse just for you to know.
>>533241015It's currently up 582%, was up over 700%, that's because of algorithm trading, that's why 'circuit breakers' exist at stock exchanges, when a certain threshold is met algorithm trading is halted to prevent a market crash, the KOSPI(Korean Stock Exchange) this has happened multiple times after falling more than 5% during this conflict
>>533241149had this happen*
>>533236951dollar goes down S&P goes up, you can't explain that
>>533241015we're living in clown world and AI is just the carney barker.
amazing how we all get poorer but the stonks keep going up and we're supposed to be happy about that. then again when stonks go down we get poorer much faster so i guess it is good they are going up.
>>533239582>need congress to extend it, that's very unlikely to happeni wouldn't be so sure...
>>533237028Only retards and subhumans are struggling
>>533236951The markets have just priced in that Trump will TACO everytime a red number shows on the ticker.That and they still believe AI eill get a usecase beyond "fast fuzzy search engine".Fundamentals are literally in the garbage bin, the markets run with full blown hopium for years now
>>533241926NIGGERalso bumpi am so drunk bros.i acutaly hpe i die to night.
Its april
The stock market is detached from reality, although it's been like that for ages now. Line only goes up it seems.
>>533236985How come when it goes up, it's fake...but when it goes down, it suddenly becomes real again... and you shills jump into action, start furiously dilating and spamming your red heatmaps about how "Trump destroyed the economy!" and shit?
>>533239582So you're saying 2 weeks?
>>533242279you are right my anonbtw i am so happy my non bot thread is still going.congratulations anons, there are some non bots here still!!!!good night cunts im wasted and going to bed.i love you all.
>>533236951utter insanity
Daily Reminder: Inflation is caused by the stock market going higher, 100%. Even the credit creation for niggercattle is downstream of this. It is the direct cause of everything being expensive, especially housing. The stock market is where good goys get good goy dollars for being good, and they buy up everything. It, simply put, is the real economy. People creating things is way downstream of this jewish thing. The stock market gauges the people's will to work and participate in society. It is the democratic system and the central planning system rolled into one. It's the reason why there is no rebellion. It gauges and weighs what everyone wants so everyone is satisfied.
>>533241012Here's my plan to get rich: I'm going all-in on xAI/SpaceX when it IPOs in June.Every single major IPO of the past few decades--from GOOG, META, VISA, TSLA, BABA, UBER, PLTR to RDDT--ultimately ended up soaring 100%, 200%, 300% and beyond. It's a sure thing. Jews are not about to let their trillion-dollar babies flounder.
>>533241876yeah well some of us are retards ok? we exist too. we work. we pay taxes.
nigger jockey!
>>533236951this recovery was absolutely retarded, kekI made a good amount of money on it, but it feels like picking up pennies next to a time bomb
>>533244416sell everything and have your funds physically close to you
>>533237987watching the TA guys is always funnymy broker has a forum attached to the app so you can read all their retarded drivel on there>guy posts his TA in the morning>says according to this very obvious pattern, things will go up today>70 people all agreeing with him>things go down>he posts another TA that says this was the expected outcome>69 people agreeing with him>one guy goes "but you said it will go up this morning">"I react according to the evolving candles">"so you're just reading the innards">69 people dogpile him
>>533244510based german.im so fuckin drunk tho actually im going to bed i lov eyo uguys i hope i dont lose too much cash money dollas tomorrow and actually hopefully i take a lot of dollas from the jewishes tomorrow.my captcha is a jew star so its a good sighn.
