What causes consumerists to periodically go into hysteria over a certain product?https://www.usatoday.com/story/shopping/trending/viral/2026/04/10/best-needoh-squishy-toy-alternatives/89555205007/
>>533240647Jewish propaganda
>>533240647The cause is articles announcing an exciting new trend.
>remembering all the retards that bought thousands of fidget spinners from china thinking they will sell them all way after the fad was overits an eternal cycle.
Some kid my cousin knows got his wrist slit by a snap bracelet and died
>>533240647Goytoys
>>533240647It’s actually crazy that people in the current year don’t understand advertising.I bet you think Trump actually got Uber eats to the Oval Office. Embarassing.
>>533240849But toys like this have existed since the 90's?
>>533241044Do you think UE can pay drumpf 50M to get him to participate in a single ad that fades off memory in two days and can instead fund months of tv and radio ads? come now.
>>533241139Thank you for correcting the record, you truly are my greatest ally.
>>533240647Old news normies are slow. Had these for years.>>533240907Hilarious
>>533240799/thread
>>533240907when i was a kid i used to put soda cans on my bike so it sounded like a motorcycle, it required you to bend it over the wheel and one time i snapped a can in half and slit my writs really bad, but as a kid i didn't think it was anythingi found out later from my dad that according to the doctors if i had waited any longer i would of died of blood loss
>>533241830> put soda cans on my bike so it sounded like a motorcycle
>>533240647Is this a NeeDoh?
And you get mad about the jews referring to these people as goyim. It's like throwing out feed and seed for your livestock or pigeons in a city.
>>533240647women are simps for corporations and government
>>533240647>SQUISHY SENSORY TOYS
People MUST consoom and then scalp fucking everything. Remember how easy it was to find pokemon cards?
>>533244125>muh gas prices*buys useless landfill trash made out of oil*They're truly trash. Eugenics was our last chance to deal with this problem.
>>533240647this is the most autistic thing normies bandwagoned onto after fidget spinners.
>>533241095See, those toy companies weren't smart enough to pay a few thousand low IQ retards living out of their cars a $100 bucks a pop to record a video how their toy is totally sick.
>>533244586It's mostly chicks. Any men you see are scalpers. Women rush out to collect retarded shit all the time, it hacks into their "berry gatherer" brains. I remember Tickle-Me Elmo and Beanie Babies from the late-90s. Holy shit was that a madhouse. And it was before social media too.
>>533240907You know what they put inside those?Measuring tape.Now you know.
>>533240647I just want to feel a connection to people like in a small town society. That requires buying thessame product today.
>>533244820Humans are not supposed to live beyond an agrarian/peasant fiefdom. Things like this and the waste and energy needed to make them is proof of this.
>>533243830perfect for tomorrow's school shooter!
>>533244820they sell well on ebay.
>>533241095Much much earlier. Troll dolls were a thing in the 70’s. Cabbage patch dolls in the 80’s
>>533244970"Humans should only exist for survival and perpetuating the species. enjoyment of life and higher forms of luxury are a sign of decay! Humans should toil in the mud for eternity as slaves to their base needs and nothing more!"
>>533244237Hey I'm not going to dunk on you for your position, I think buying plastic trash is pretty dumb too, but the oil byproduct we use to make plastic isn't the same stuff we use to make gasoline. In fact plastic precursor is so abundant that oil drilling companies practically give it away for free just so they don't have to pay to store barrels of it. These chemicals are part of what companies used to literally just dump in the river to get rid of it before regulation.
