I have an illegal Mexican dad. Ask me anything.
>>533264675has anything like rape or drug dealings ever happened in your family or relatives?
doe he like cheating on your mom?
>>533264779Yes. My mother and father had a gigantic argument about him being unfaithful back in 2020/2021. I was there for my mom and just kind of apologized on his behalf for him being a piece of shit. They are still together.>>533264755Ironically, the drug dealers are on my mom's side of the family. My aunt fucked a nigger and I have a black cousin. He and the other cousins on my mom's side of the family dealt drugs to pay rent. Idk what kind but yeah. My dad isn't a drug dealer, he's a day laborer for Hollywood jews (unironically).
>>533264675Is he 5'7" like most Mexican manlets?
>>533264675not a question but more of a comment, i hope your mexican dad gets deported soon
>>533264918Yes. My mother is taller than him. My dad is about 5'7", my mom is about 5'8" or maybe 5'9". I am 5'10".
>>533265017I have reported him to ICE. Feel free to report a Alberto Beltran in Pasadena area to ICE.
>>533265062oops, meant Arcadia.
>>533264675>Ask me anythingi'm asking you to go back
>>533265540I am back. I was born here. I am not the anchor baby as I am the youngest of three.
>>533264675>I have an illegal Mexican dadI'm sorry?
>>533264675How many cousins, nieces and daughters has he molested?
>>533264675Taco taco burrito burrito?
>>533264675how big is his penis and what does it smell like
>>533265601all you have to do is go backthat's all i'm askingjust go backyour dna doesn't belong in the usa
>>533265657It's alright. You didn't do anything.>>533265660Bro I don't even want to fucking think about what shit he's done that the family doesn't talk about.>>533265666Checked. I don't speak spanish at all because it's a retardedly imprecise language.>>533265690Go find out for me.
>>533264675Was ratting him out worth it?
>>533264675Were you born in the US? Has having an illegal immigrant parent limited your access to services like access to education? Genuinely curious
>>533265735But I am back.
>>533265781no they all get big loans and talk about being DREAMers and look down their nose at anyone white. The first generation that comes here has respect, the second generation thinks they own the fucking country. I recently saw a commercial for a group called The Libre Initiative. The guy speaking had a full thick mexican accent and was talking about "our 250 years of history". mexicans apparently wrote the constitution now and all this shit belongs to them.
>>533265758No? Because no police department in California cooperates with ICE. It will be worth it when he gets deported.>>533265781Born in West Covina. I am the youngest of three so by definition, I am not the or even an anchor baby. I haven't been hampered whatsoever in enrollment in... ...anything. I am in the Selective Service System so I can be cannon fodder. I graduated high school and was able to enroll and graduate college just fine. The only real setbacks are just the general "how to integrate into society" know-how. My dad is useless when it comes to anything that could be applicable to me as a citizen (taxes, government offices such as where to go for certain things, etc.).Ironically, being lighter skin and making it a point to carry myself as a white person has fucked me over in terms of the oppression rat race since I don't play into the "Mexicans are oppressed minorities fuck having laws and shit" cards that dems do. I honestly get the worst of both worlds w/r to having retarded mexican family and getting shafted jobwise since I am a white straight male.
>>533266011>inb4 ur brownI'm honestly not. If I am, I'm not brown enough for infinite gibs (not that I want it anyway, people who drain the system are fags).
>>533266011Interesting. Why not play up the angle that you’re a poor Mexican or whatever the typical angle is? Pride isn’t a virtue and free gibs is free gibs.
>>533266207I honestly don't know. Only just recently am I realizing that lying on your resume is the norm. I guess I like to think that I actually bought into the propaganda of "firm handshakes and looking directly into eyes" is enough for success.I guess I am just honest. I dislike brown people since they are all criminals. And the free shit from the government just takes forever. I would rather deport every single brown person so our economy could recover and actually recover.
>>533265951I agree. If it were up to me we would deport every brown person and everyone who voted democrat to mexico and then nuke the fucking place into glass.
>>533264675How long has he lived here illegally in the United States?
>>533264675Doesn't that make you half illegal yourself
>>533266347I respect that reasoning and try and behave that way myself, but honestly the world is run by absolute shitbags for absolute shitbags. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em sort of thing
>>533266443He met my mom during the 80's. He basically hopped the border as soon as he turned 20, which would be during the 80's.The fucking asshole got deported in '98 (year of my birth) after violating the three strikes allotted in California (I think it was three different instances of assault, he got convicted FOR THROWING ROCKS AT PEOPLE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK).So he hopped back because this was before 9/11, before the US actually kind of cared about the border. He's been here in Los Angeles County (sanctuary county in a sancturary state, recall that NO POLICE DEPARTMENT IN CALIFORNIA COOPERATES WITH ICE AS OF WRITING THIS POST).So yeah. He was deported for being a violent asshole and has been under the radar ever since.By the way, he has a driver's license and is able to renew it just fine. he doesn't have a fake social security I don't think. He doesn't qualify for medical, but if he got fake documents, he could.>>533266497No. I am a citizen. I gueeeeeeeeeeeeeeess if they abolished birthright citizenship, I would be deported. And I guess I would be willing to make that sacrifice to save the US, but if I ever did get deported, I would honestly just try to kill as many mexicans as possible before getting shot by a cartelmember. Mexico is a shithole and if I were deported there, I would just be a white guy trapped in a land of monkeys.>>533266610ty fren, I don't know. I really don't know. I love Trump but that my dad hasn't been deported yet says it all.
>>533266732Did he even bother to actually learn how to speak ENG, or is he one of those illegals who still on speaks Spanish despite living here for several decades
>>533266809Get this: he never bothered to learn English fluently save for basic conversation nor did my parents ever bother to teach me spanish since it was their "we're talking about our criminal acts in a language no one around us can understand" language for basically being a criminal in public. Tis what tis but I am happy I am pretty verbose in English; it's superior in every way.
>>533264675Is this you?
>>533264895>My aunt fucked a nigger and I have a black cousin Ah, you're a filthy Texan. Kill yourself.
>>533266888Are you Indigenous since many there don't speak much English or Spanish in Mexico for that matter. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oto-Manguean_languages
>>533266195>small, narrow head>pointy chin>narrow shouldersif anyone CAN become a woman through HRT its you
test, 4chan is starting to have the post issues again
>>533267207>MexicoLol, mad.
>>533267201Idk how you got that from anything I said. >>533267061Close.
>>533265601>I am backYou are a wetback* Ayy lmfao
>>533267066Grandmother on my mom's side is from Texas. Born in Southern California (brown shithole).>>533267474lel my back gets wet having to fucking walk around in the sun
>>533267382I gathered because Oto-Manguean languages are tonal therefore quite precise.
>>533267642I said I like English because it's precise. I guess you're just not reading.
>>533266888typical.Sorry your parents turned out to be such scumbags but atleast you sound like you're turning out alright
>>533267690IDK... As an English speaker I find it has too many homonyms.
>>533267705Aw thanks man. yeah, all things considered, I have my head screwed on really really well. Not a criminal, not a democrat, I have a fair understanding of economics and people so I feel I'm a pretty damn reasonable member of society. I'm just so scared for the future because A. They will probably rig the California gubernatorial race for another dem that panders to brown people and crime (this is redundant). Los Angeles County is a shithole and there's only one candidate for LAC Sheriff that wants to cooperate with ICE (Oscar Martinez). B. California is so far removed from the rest of the United States it really feels like quicksand here with the shit job market and crime incentivized (and assisted by) the government it feels like I am breathing on borrowed time. C. Parents have honestly forced me into a weird legal situation following me being physically assaulted by my mom three times following Trump's inauguration.Fighting the based fight here but fuck am I out of ammo.
>>533267855That's not indicative of imprecision. Imprecision moreso strikes me as unnecessary rules, such as spanish giving random objects male/female denotations and necessitating bouncing back and forth from el/la. Heaven forbid Spanish just use a form of "the". Heaven forbid brown languages make sense. But I don't want to learn Spanish for the same reason I do not want to learn Swahilli.
>>533268098Very sorry to hear about problems at home... I don't think Trump is the right man for what needs to be done to fix America, he's making some things far worse and other things he's just backing down on. I personally subscribe to the idea the two main threats of Communism and Zionism should be dealt with to maintain prosperity.
>>533268363Trump was absolutely the better choice over Biden/Kamala so no regrets there. Living in California has just traumatized me into voting Red every single time because Democrat policy is just crime promotion in both the public and private sector. Furthermore, this state sucks for trying to start a business. $800 a year for filing fees is absolutely unreasonable.
>>533268235I agree about grammatical gender, utterly pointless which is why I like Magyar Nyelv, no grammatical gender but there is vowel harmony rules.
>>533268469Absolutely but I think he betrayed his base too hard to be trusted again... I think Thomas Massie might be what is needed. Problem is people believe him to be a traitor to the right despite him trying to clean house simply because he's fighting on one front, fighting Communism and Zionism at the same time is a Herculean task these days.
>>533264675Do you like morrissey? How many times have you read the killing joke? Is your name Edward? Have you being to oaxaca?
>>533268504gendering shit is retarded. I am just of the opinion that some cultures and languages are absolutely better than others.And >>533268363hey, it's alright. Sometimes the deck is just stacked against you. It was kind of cathartic having my professional career sabotaged by them because it was the final information I needed to realize that I really just am better than my entire family. I would have been far more pissed if they screwed me further down the line.>>533268742>morisseyA whiney faggot. I only like "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" but any lyrics with people being whiny faggots feels gay.>killing jokeno, didn't even realize it was a comic till now>edwardMy name is Ian>oaxacaNo, the only time I visited Mexico was to see the Costa Maya pyramids. I went on a Princess cruise which was awesome because me and my girl were the youngest on the cruiseline. It was so much fun partying with boomers.
>>533264675>I have an illegal Mexican dad. Ask me anything.Is he your dadd?Or just some random beaners dad you keep locked up in your sub-basement?
>>533267382based
>>533268504also I'm not a language nerd lol so I'm honestly out of my element comparing other languages.>>533269093jej, no, he is my father unfortunately
>>533269129lel, ironically this was unintentionally since suspenders just mog belts and I hadn't had a hair chop in a while cuz money.
Nobody is illegal on stolen lands
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>>533268972I find the study of different cultures interesting yet somehow I think mass migration is a terrible idea, people claim to love animals yet they would be completely foolish to let in a zoo into their own home, yet libshits both in California and here don't make that connection.
>>533268972I'm just very glad my family is politically not too different to me. About the illegal immigrant question I struggle to fathom why people risk it since you aren't really living a full life watching your back all the time colloquially speaking.
>>533270204I mean Trump and others previously proved one could be an otherwise hard-working man or a complete criminal loser yet be deported with equal scrutiny.
>>533270360Although those who aren't scumbags generally don't try to jump the border again which just leaves the left pandering to repeat offenders who are just there to cause trouble.