The fuck? The more I learn about this god fella the more evil he seems.
>>533299854It was probably a virus that affected Jews a lot less because of some mutation.
>>533299854More likely it was a gang of Jew-nosed terrorists who did it, and they knew which houses to avoid.
>>533299854it was heavy carbon monoxide settling on the lowest floors. the firstborn son was always given the lowest bunk, and the older children had to climb down from the upper bunks. thus, the firstborns were the ones who died in their sleep when a geological event released a large quantity of carbon monoxide from nearby water reservoirs (this phenomenon has actually wiped out entire villages at random points in history all over the world)
Hold the phone
>>533299854Christkikes will defend this.
>>533299950I think this part is a straightforward myth and there's no need to historicize itI think the story might relate to human sacrifice customs, there are passages in the Torah which if taken literally suggest that first born children are to be sacrificed, and I know the Canaanites had tophets.
>>533299854You should reference the entire story in context
>>533299986Yeah, because omniscient and omnipotent God doesn't need some silly marks on doors because he knows literally everything.
>>533299854Why is that retard painting his door red? Was that the ancient signal that they were swingers?
>>533299854That's the demon kikes worship. There was no god there. You ever wonder why the old testament god is kind of a prick? Because jews worship a literal demon. Actually, multiple demons.
Jewish Intifadas are called passover, you put the magic code on your door step so that the angel of the lord says: "Not this one" as you murder everyone in any house that does not have the mark of God.It's about survival, the people doing all this shit know that god is a figment of the imagination, but the mark on the door is not a figment, it is real, it has weight and color and substance that can be objectively measured. And when the Angel of the lord kills everyone in a household because of the lack of a mark, then and only then can you finally say that God and Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost is all real, it's all really really real. And if you don't believe, well then you just die, and now everyone believes in God. See? It's perfect. That's how truth works. Get how I like or you're all dead men.
>>533300037That would explain why the nile ran red. But I hate kikes so I reject your theory.
In Islam, the Muslims call it an "intifada" which translated directly means: "shuddering" like a wet dog shudders his fur after exiting the water. The people of God "intifada" against the non-believer. The Jews have a similar idea called Jewish Jihad and Kitman, also called passover, which means in secret you pass the secret code to put over your door, so that when the government starts murdering its own civilians in broad daylight, then the ones with the mark don't get murdered. And no, this is not a joke, this is real, and there is no guarentee that all this won't happen again. As the last Jewish Intifada resulted in the loss of over 40 million non jews barely 83 years ago. How quickly you all forget God.
Yep. Everyone who dies dies because God cursed the Earth. Everyone. Why are you telling us what you think when you clearly know nothing at all and like being thick. Go run with that pair of scissors in silence and stop bothering better people you stinky little genetic disaster. Nobody gives a shit about you, random cretin.
>>533299986you might be on to something there.
>>533299854Christianity is a cuck religion and psyop to worship a jew as a deity
This is why Jews have to gull and crow constantly regarding holocaust. Jews were the perpetrators of the last five or so 10 million plus wholesale Government leaning in to killing its own people genocides in the last 900 years.Jews are basically the God of the Bible. Once you understand, that these kid killing pedofiles are kompromatting kid killing pedofiles and they are the ones who own the US Government, everything in the world that makes no sense, begins to make perfect sense.You are ruled by criminals who own the law.
>>533299854Killing the firstborn, eh?>stares meaningfully at abortion
>>533299854https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0edulDy1PYEThe South Park version is kek
>>533300441You worship a demon.
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>>533299854What's a reverse shoah called
>>533299854there were no jews in the ot or the nt, they were hebrews and the isrealites (not isrealis). jew is a neweser word meant to describe judeans but idiots use it as a catch all.
>>533300037>it was heavy carbon monoxide settling on the lowest floors.This is how this nigger Demiurge (God, Satan) works, he controlls casuality, he killed children so his demons could survive
>>533299854Dude that shit was obviously written by some jewBelieve in god and worship how you please, but dont fucking expect some self-serving kike produced manuscript handed down by broken telephone methods to be any sort of authoritarian guide on anything real or myth.
>>533299854God's so all knowing that he can tell which children are the first-born, but he needs some animal blood smeared on the door to let him know that they're Jewish
>>533299854The Abrahamic god isn't real.
God gave israelites the equivalent of pol
>>533299854The Jewish God was a dickthe OT is nonsenseJesus is pretty cool, thoughI think by and large his teachings have been a great positive influence on history
>>533301857In picrel we can clearly see said israelite cooking up a new post
>>533299854He already had killed all the kids that were not in Noa's ark, so why not?
>>533299854>don't disrespect your parents!>i have no opinion on torture, genocide, infantcide, slavery, rape, etc.It's almost like just a bunch of dudes wrote this shit to accomodate the "style at the time."
>>533300147Dont forget god lost against Iron Chariots and lost a wrestling match against a human. How do christians reconcile the OT and NT? Its like they are describing two completely different entities.
>>533302063I am convinced Jesus and God are forever locked in battle with one another. God wants to punish us because he's basically a pedophile nigger and Jesus is just a based guy. The Devil and God are the same.
>>533299854Moses is pure fiction, but its true that Jewish "military thinking" always centers on murdering babies.Germans blitz, Chinese surround, Jews murder babies.Protect babies from Jews and Jews become powerless.That is why Jews run groups like Teacher's Union, and why Jews force "Kosher Certification" into kid's food, and why you will always find a Jew behind CPS kidnappings, and why Jews are pushing Child Tranny stuff.
>>533302299>Dont forget god lost against Iron Chariots and lost a wrestling match against a human. No.
That's why the only logical version of Christianity is gnosticism which says the god of the Old Testament is evil, because there's no way the actual creator of the universe would ever1. choose jews2. be so evil3. lose a battle to iron chariots There is no way to reconcile the evil jewish sand demon god of the Old Testament with Jesus who tells you to care about others.
>>533299854>god The semitic demon called YHWH is more similar to the child eating Saturn than to a Father God like Jupiter. Anyone who worships jews is bound for an eternity of cold torture
reminder that christfags base their entire lives around a 2000 year old book that’s been mistranslated hundreds of times and constantly contradicts itself
>>533301768>he needsNo.>>533300147It's not for God, retard.
>>533301814Wrong. The God of Abraham is real.
>>533302516>>he needs>No.Yes. God is a faggot who is constantly unhappy. He's just a faggot. Why would I worship a faggot?
>>533302063You're a faggot, so who cares about your opinion.>>533302357Pure nonsense.
>>533302539>inb4 all of your 0 evidence to prove this.>>533302569Just like the contradictory fictionslop known as the Holy Bible.
>>533299854It was punishment for the Egyptians.All life belongs to God, and originates from Him.What God freely gives, He can freely take away.>>533300072Doesn't need to be "defended".You don't own your life. God does.
>>533300147yes i believe that was>>533299986his point>live in high trust ancient egyptian society>invading proto-kike nigger-jew hyksos invade >get their asses beat after 100 years of occupying egypt>egyptians rightfully enslave the proto-kikes>proto-kikes conspire to kill the children of egyptiansWOW JUST LIKE THEY DO TO ALL HUMANITY TODAY!
>>533302633>You don’t own your lifeYou love being a slave to a higher power, don’t you? I guess that’s why so many people willingly support dictators and billionaires.
>>533302375Wrong. Moses is pure fact.>>533302401Your pic just shows that you're too stupid to parse a sentence.https://hermeneutics.stackexchange.com/questions/74887/why-could-god-not-drive-out-inhabitants-in-judges-1-verse-19
>>533299854The old testament says the jews are the synagogue of satan. Cope.
>>533302819Jesus said that about the jews in the new testamenthowever jews admit repeatedly they sacrifice children to demons in then old part, if that helps
Damn so killing children is kinda an traditional Jewish pastime.
>>533302414Redditor nonsense.YHWH means "I am", which is the purest expression of what God means (pure act/being).>>533302552No.You're the one who's a faggot.Don't make me pull up the stats for gaytheists.>>533302592Jesus's resurrection is a proven historical fact.>contradictoryNope.All alleged "contradictions" been debunked:https://www.berenddeboer.net/sab/index.htmlhttps://www.patheos.com/blogs/davearmstrong/2022/04/refutation-of-194-biblical-contradictions-26-50.htmlhttps://www.contradictingbiblecontradictions.com/?p=3832https://defendinginerrancy.com/bible-difficulties/https://veritasdomain.wordpress.com/2024/02/07/300-alleged-bible-contradictions-answered/http://www.biblicalcatholic.com/apologetics/bible.htm
>>533302736>argument from emotionTypical atheist.
>>533302914yes
>>533302956>no, you!I expect better.>I'mright.comDidn't read, Chrigger.
>>533302986>athiestI think agnostic describes it better>argument from emotionMy emotions tell me that free will is pretty nice to have.
>>533300517Statistics show that atheists are the cucks.
>>533302909The Letter of Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar is also a huge redpill.Jesus was a white European with blue eyes and blonde hair.
>>533303100Statistics show that Whites are atheist and browns are religious.
>Jesus Christ doesn't want you to worship demons>or kill children>and to just be a decent human being>kikes say>>533303054>Chriggery'all are pathetic>>533303149let's not get carried away there, peckerwood
>>533299854The plagues were a judgement against the entire Egyptian pantheon. They signify Yahweh's supreme authority over the lesser gods. The final plague targeted Isis and the Pharaoh himself (as he was considered a deity).
>>533303068Point stands.>>533303054Facts don't care about your feelings.
>>533299854God didn't do that. The demon to whom jews sacrifice children did.But yes, the jews' biggest holiday - Passover - openly celebrates the genocidal slaughter of children.
>>533303182Cope shit skin
>>533303307>all fanny flustered i didn't fall for his sad kike bsbury yourself in the tophet, kike
>>533303152>Statistics show that Whites are atheistWrong.
>>533299854When reading the bible understand that 'the angel of the lord' is a stand in for 'someone(s) we aren't going to name because we don't want this document to hang him if it falls into our enemies hands immediately after we write it'. Shit makes way more sense when you see it that way.
>>533299854When you add what you know about jews today and what you read about them in their books then you come to the conclusion:>>533299986This.
>>533300981>there were no jews in the ot or the nt, they were hebrews and the isrealitesSame shit
https://biblehub.com/q/Why_is_blood_on_doorposts_important.htm
>>533303149>533302909>The Letter of Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar is also a huge redpill.No, it is completely fake>Jesus was a white European with blue eyes and blonde hair.Completely fucking load
Oh great demonrats are at it againWhy wont you guys keep these single digit iq takes to yourselves.They shit up the board and are extremely boring.Calling someone a christkike or God evil or that the passover was swamp gas killings. These are all extremely boring your bots are boring. These rote replies with the same subject over and over again.
>>533299950Like covid or the vaxx?
Jews didn’t exist back then, faggot. God damn you’re dumb.
There is no archaeological evidence of Jews in Ancient Egypt. Jews just fantasized about killing Egyptians because they are psychotic and jealous.
>>533300072Jewsus celebrated this event
>>533299950Its more likely that jews poisoned the wells from which the did bot drink themselves
>>533302063Western civilization only survivednand thrived because it ignored christcuck slave morality and lived by old testament master morality. “OT was mean, jesus was nice” is just the christcuck version of a weak faggot resditor being unable to cope with reality “why le bad!?!? That means there is no god!!!”
>>533302718we should have ended the jews when we had the chance….
>>533303855Kikes are so easily pressed tick tock
>>533306629the romans triedand it could be much worse, but the romans genocided their other factionimagine having to deal with an entirely seperate >punicgroup of kikes who were much worse than regular kikes, but ALSO with kikes being around too
The marking on the door is a foreshadow of those who are sealed in the last days to be saved
>>533307386Dunno, at least phoenicians invented the alphabet (or at least were among the first to use it) and were good seafarers
