Previous: >>533312868Day: 9 of the 14-day ceasefire™ periodDay: 47 of the 1 day Special Military Operation to Decapitate Iran™Trump War Tantrum / Cope Counter: 30+ https://litter.catbox.moe/f0hmqh.txt▶RECENT:>FOG OF WAR>Israeli kwetching on social media calling Trump a cuck for ceasefire signals.>Fragile talks of opening the Strait. >Intense Israeli artillery shelling of Khiam, Debbine and southeast Lebanon, less than 30 minutes into the ceasefire.>Lebanon ceasefire went into effect, APR 16th 21:00 UTC.>Hezbollah launched a large barrage towards Shelomi and Nahariyya.>Several impacts in Karmiel.>Hezbollah continues to bomb northern Israel until the ceasefire goes into effect.>Last US troops leave Syria.>US & Iran ceasefire is set to expire on April 22.>Paki delegation lands in Tehran to carry a new message from Washington.>Iran demands $270bn compensation for war damages.>UK PM: It is not in our national interest to join this war, & we will not do so.>Iran: Arrested 35 ‘Mossad-linked’ individuals.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5z9-6P8WHg▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/fx86zj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/86yxn2.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram Channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>911
THEY OPENED THE STRAITS
>>533319887dis u?
DONNIE DID IT
WHAT DOES OPENING THE STRAIGHT DO TO MY CHANCES OF GETTING A SEPHARDIC GF???
>>533319951yes literally me, how did you get this pick? was it Uri? tell me the truth, how much money did he want for it?
Israel status?Iran status?Petrodollar status?Banan status?
>>533319998
>>533320047what is the vice president of israel saying about the strait of iran?
pointless war no one benefitted of is now oversame time next year?
>>533320039Bint Jbeil status?
>>533319965PEACE AT LASThow long until Israel sabotages it?
Trump Nobel Peace Prize when?
It's overWar lostPeace won
>Iran opened the straitis that really what Trump wanted? shouldn't the US army have forcefully opened it and denied them the power to ever close it again?
>>533320114saved at the last minute by Iran intervenening, ziballah were surrendering there
>>533319869there's nothing left to take, that's exactly the plan to destroy all the shia villages near the border thus creating a buffer zone since no one can live there anymore. That's there's like thousands dead hezbs by their own admission is just a bonus, now hopefully syria will finish the job sometime in the near future
>>533319965>during Israel Lebanon ceasefireso basically what we do now is, we have a bunch of tankers go through, then call Bibi and tell him to violate the ceasefire just before it ends, solely to show off how completely fucking powerless Iran is.
>>533319951Where's the unedited version?
so...now that the war is over, what did trump win?
>>533320270
>>533320183i dont expect it to last for this weekend.israel is not going to let this go. they have the American navy at Irans doorstep. The ships are still there. They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.all the pieces connect. israel will not let this chance go.
>>533320114surrounded but untaken, if there is actually a peace deal it will most likely involve Israel pulling out from the occupied territories, so big loss for them.Those 50 Hezb guys are really good at defending.
>>533320228that's what they did do, retardIran just has to pretend something else happened because they are cunts much like yourself.
>>5333202892 years until oil production is restored, a global recessionand that is before he reopens hostillities once some oil infusion has left the strait (if Iran is stupid enough to allow it)
Is the Hormussy open? Or are we still pretending that an energy shortage isn't happening because of a ceasefire that Isreal will inevitably break?
>>533320270sorry in advance
everyone knew this was all going to end in a deal anyway
>>533320110>no one benefitted ofNot sure if over but I learned a lot from anons with Turkey, Germany and Morocco flags, very insightful, high quality posts. So I will be sad to see /pig/ go with no mideast general replacing it.
>>533319998mac be honest do you vpnfag as the jap?
>>533320378Who are these fine young women?
it's so fucking overevery time you bake another one of these nothingburger generals a thread diesjust let it go
>>533320333so how long has it been open? why didn't Trump brag about it on TRUTH social
>>533320396that must be why Iran was posting memes of Trump being hurled into Hell by Jesus yesterday. it was in the spirit of deal-making.
boat traffic fags, is it over?
>>533320431No idea, someone posted it here. Fine Jewish models, I assume?
KEK YOU MUDSHITS LOSTPOOL IS OPEN
>>533320437he did, he will rage about it once the rug merchant pull the rug from under him with a technicality
>>533320431true daughters of palestine
>>533320399Yeah, if this is the end of pig, it's been a pretty high quality general. It was fun talking geopolitics, military strategy, and history.
>>533320333>that's what they did do, retard wew lad
>>533319998>WHAT DOES OPENING THE STRAIGHT DO TO MY CHANCES OF GETTING A SEPHARDIC GFyou are still an unlovable incel chud sadly
>>533320469I think they've earned the right to some banter.
>>533320469wait n see
>>533320047*for 5 days any wayAnd are they still collecting tolls?
>>533320183at this point if israel sabotage it that give iran the possibility to start firing before americans launch anything doesn't it?
>>533320516this was the agreement for a preliminary ceasefire to have a framework for negotiations
>>533320437well technically, Trump *did* say it was open on Truth Social. several times. during the month of March lmao. after which he posted OPEN THE FUCKIN' STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS in April. so there might be some mixed signals coming from the White House on this question
So now that the burgers have won won't that embolden a certain bagle tribe to do funny things?
>>533320312>They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.Better be food in there too or the toilet clogging will get endemic lmao
>>533320484he didn't brag about destroying iran's military for the 200th time, he said Iran announced it open
>>533320430No actually not. Why would you think that?>>533320536;_;
>>533320553they've earned the right capitulate completely which is what they appear to be doing. the next step is for Israel to violate the ceasefire so they show what great deal-makers they are by doing nothing.
So I guess that Trump will now pretend that this whole shit was about opening the strait and call it mission accomplished and hope that his base has already memoryholed the last month or smth lol
They've been charging the boats in Yuan since they took control of the strait.
>to the optimist morons on this breadisrael is not going to let this go. they have the American navy at Irans doorstep. The ships are still there. They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.All the pieces connect. israel will not let this slip away. They never had an opportunity like this. And will not let this crisis go to waste.
vgh
>>533320378ouch wtf is the right pic real? I think i saw it a long time ago so i don't thinks its AI, but it could be heavily edited still
>>533320668it was never closed, what is he talking about?>>533320702this is the prelude to round two, once oil has left the SOH the US will have another 30-50 days of aggression in themIran opening the strait before the price shock hit the US consume is about the most retarded thing to do
>>533320668>strait of IranTrump lost
Can someone explain to me how Hezbollah won? Israel took light casualties and demolished swathes of Lebanon. Morals aside there will be pressure from the non-shia Lebanese not to try anything again.
>israel and the jew still existnothing is over
>>533320798it went around before Ai existed
>>533320668>strait of iran
>>533320798that picture is from an israeli night club.it is real and it is a classic.that photo has been in circulation before the advent of AI.
>>533320702literally the only two goals were get the HEU and open the strait. I assume the US blockade is going to stay in place until we get both. after giving up the HEU agreeing not to make more is a formality because its been demonstrated that Iran can't hide their nuclear program and can't keep it from being blown up.
it’s over thanks for the memes /pig/ see you when round two happens
>>533320609The whole place is mined so they y have to pass for the tollbooth.But maybe Iran will lat them pass for free because how many ships will be able to make it in 5 days? I think they agreed to this charade just to secure a safe passage for their own ships.
>>533320812'winning' for resistance factions is generally just surviving
>>533320812hezbollah won the war, israel won the genocide
Nothing ever happens.
>>533320634nah Iran keep cucking themselves because of honor, optics and martyr stuff. They have all the reasons to be bloodlusting but still dont do it.
>>533320702Israel won’t memoryhole anything. They will have to replace Zion Don now.
>>533320873post one more jew trump for the road
>>533320803>once oil has left the SOH the US will have another 30-50 days of aggression in themif Iran stops fucking around there will be 0 more days of aggression. except in Lebanon where Israel will do whatever they have to do if Hezbollah attack them.
>>533320873dont expect israel to let this anon.>>533320739
>>533320641this is an exaggeration, but nonetheless I think it's closer to the truth than any claims that the war is over and traffic is going to move unimpeded through the strait starting today.however I doubt /pig/ can (or should) survive if the ceasefires hold. I presume the blockade, counterblockade and possible countercounterblockade in the Red Sea will continue throughout several rounds of negotiations, and there's just not enough habbenigs in these long, drawn-out processes to sustain a 24/7 general. even /ug/+/sg/ died and became a very lazy /gpg/ for an extended period of time.but on the other hand there's always a chance Israel sabotages the ceasefire! in which case we'll have plenty to talk about here lol.
>>533320047>thank youbuckbroken trump
>>533320309somme nigga said jewbacca
>>533320798Yeah it's real. Jew bitches are uglier than the ugliest animal. They smell even worse.
So Trump came to Iran, killed all their leaders and left with no real trouble? kek
>>533320812they repelled the invaders.if israel didn't have to pay a price for it they would have already annexed all of lebanon and turned it into another west bank
Specifically in New York, and specifically when the owner of the team (Steve Cohen) is Jewish himself, the New York Mets baseball team succumbs to anti-Zionist pressure and quietly cancels the traditional "Jewish Heritage Night" from the game schedule.While the Mets erased the Jewish community, they made sure to reserve an Arab heritage night and almost every other community: Italians, Irish, Japanese, Puerto Ricans, Black people, the Pride community, and more—legitimate or less so.
>>533320925THIS IS MY FINAL FORMWHUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>533319732Amateurish faggotshop.
Round two wont happen. Israel did what it did in Lebanon. Trump will call strait open Iran will agree to a lame deal until in two years we are at the same point again since they didnt stick to it
>>533320948
>>533320948here have the video.
>>533320756The free market is just bots trading at inhuman speeds. A couple of key words from the white house or other respected institutions and hundreds of billions move one way or another.
>>533320493The fact kikes need to keep lying about their appearances.>"oh it's AI">"they are from Palestine"No kike, you niggas are ugly as fuck.
You lost tranny Jack Murphy owns you
>Trump says blockade on Iran 'in full force' until deal is reachedin case there's any confusion about whose in charge here: Iran opened the strait for everyone else. it's still closed to them by the US.
>>533320218>>533320289It's not over. Iran's just capitulating/submitting a little. The blockade's still on. A Naval warfare operation is under way. A belligerent/offensive one. Iranian coast is quarantined from usage. The options for what the US can do, are many. The US holds all the cards, currently. There's divine intervention, and other supernatural influence/variables that can alter things, and make either side lose, though. So the fact that they have the cards, doesn't mean they have to win. Unseen forces are operating, and there are hidden variables. Not looking good for the Iranians right now, though, on an earthly/physical level, though.
Nahum Barnea claims in Yedioth Ahronoth: "The root difference between Bennett and Eisenkot is that for Bennett, the prime ministership is an obsession, while for Eisenkot, victory over the Netanyahu bloc is an obsession."
Remember that the troops buildup still happens, and IRGC is working overtime to rebuild missile cities entrance.The powderkeg is still there.
>>533321005So you're saying the door dash grandma isn't a paid crisis actor? Are you jewish by any chance?
>>533320668It has been open for 10 days. The americans were the ones who were closing it.
they are seething
>>533321147>Donald Trump is an informed and reliable source
>>533321027yeah that's called "winning"no one in the West cares about the fact that Russia and Iran can't do what is in their own natioanl interest. it's not our job to fix your shitty governments.
>>533321147>Iran opened the strait for everyone elseOh, I thought that was already the case.then nothing happened
Trump already said he's gonna block Iranian harbors anyway, will Iran accept this?
Uh oh. Professor Chang won't get his ground invasion anymore and the draft. Ruh roh
>>533321169ah yesa face you can truly trust
>>533321159>>533320739>>to the optimist morons on this bread>>israel is not going to let this go. they have the American navy at Irans doorstep. The ships are still there. They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.>>All the pieces connect. israel will not let this slip away. They never had an opportunity like this. And will not let this crisis go to waste.
>>533321147the way you need to desperately claim a bunch of stuff that isn't nearly clear yet is so sad lol.keep your eye on total transit data for the next five days. if it goes to 100+, and stays there after the ceasefire expires, then yes Iran opened the strait to everyone. but right now we have to wait and seehttps://hormuztracking.com/
>>533320352>a global recessionwhich governments in Europe will fall as a result of this?>>533320739Or Iran did more damage to Israeli military industrial complex and morale than is acknowledged and they are quitting due to that. But yes, they won't quit longterm until a mushroom cloud appears over Telaviv, so they will switch to low level insurgency using units based in bordering countries of Iran. Atrocities will be used to attrition and condition Iranian population with same terror tactics as they used recently in Beirut, but be claimed by proxy 'internal dissidents'.
>>533321062Damn dude. Planet of the Apes shit right there.
>>533321223That blockade is barely effective though, it's mostly for PR.
>>533321213+1 talmudic izzat has been deposited into your brown fat folds
>oilokay what the fuck happened?
>>533321218yeah, also Iran's entire senior leadership and all their military industry didn't get blown up.
>>533321188"downed US pilot speaks out" is the faggotshop you dumb polack.
>the most retarded, destructive war of all time might be over soon.thank fuck.>>533321345it's over.
>>533321169>>533321169>Nahum Barnea>>533321241>a face you can truly trustcaptain hook nose guy on the left was this guy
even without the edit, this is one goofy looking kike
>>533320312we just need the oil that's been trapped in the straight.See, we run out of reserves in ~40 days.This oil will take ~30 days to get to our refineries and will give us about another 30 days.So now we have ~2 months to put the boots to Iran's inflatable missile launchers before riots break out.
>>533321366israel is not going to let this go.you guys are so optimistic.they have the American Navy on Irans doorstep and you think israel will let this crisis go to waste?
>>533321287>Iran c-could still be l-lyingthe US literally goes into every situation involving Iran with that assumption, yes.
there is still that a 90% chance that no agreement will be reached, and war will resume soon. trump will rather see everything burn than accept an humilliating defeat.
>>533321486US posture suggests they intend to continue the war. This is all market theatrics. Iran playing along because more time before resuming benefits them all the same.
>>533321345Araghchi tweeted that the strait is "completely open*°"*for the next five days°on the previously designated toll route>>533321352wow, nothing gets past you, huh?
>>533321352Yeah I know you retard. That thing is a paid republican crisis actor, you brain damaged mutant. That's the whole joke behind that picrel.
FRESH HOT
>>533321347That's what we're told, but if it were true, the war would have already ended or the strait wouldn't be under Iranian control.
>>533321411It looks like he is hiding an extra nose inside his nose.
>>533321327BTW the next step is going to be restoring Israel's reputation. you're going to end up having accomplished literally nothing in exchange for Iran's ability to project power in the middle east. I'd suggest killing yourself but honestly, Iran and Russia are effectively helping NATO at this point by being so fucking incompetant.
>>533321105you didn't get my post then because i didn't say that also i think in a mostly islamic-inclined general mocking others about their appearance is ridiculous given arabs and muslims in general are much more inbred and fat than the average jew, they can't even pimp tiktok whores like we do because a good looking arab/persian woman is a hard find despite their large population
>>533321486israel wont let this crisis go to waste man.they have the US NAVY next to Irans doorstep. There is no way in all hell that they will let this opportunity go to waste.>>533321547that is the case.>>533320739>The ships are still there. They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.
>>533321581>PROHIBITEDOY VEY
>>533321473at least wait until tomorrow to gloat. that's all I'm asking, for the sake of your own ego. that of course assumes that you actually experience continuity between moments in your life and / or shame, which for sub-90iq golems and jews respectively, are not true
>>533321581Israel will do whatever it wants, and Trump won't do a damn thing, like the good goy he is.
>>533321581A tweet of his I wish wasn't a lie for a change.
My oil stonks are getting fucking liquidated... Oh well, I had a good run I guess...
>>533321581did he invent a new spelling for Hezbollah here or does "Hezboolah" have precedent
>>533321581It’s not looking good for Donny
>>533321554>>533321581yeah that thing is not going to work I thinkas I suspected>>533320484seething incoming
>>533321581>prohibitedThey'll triple down and Troomp ain't gonna do shit about it.
Nir DvoriLobby 1701 in response to the documentation of the rehabilitation of the bridges in southern Lebanon: The Israeli government has betrayed the residents of the north, there is no other definition. The ceasefire endangers both our fighters and the future of the settlement in the north@N12chat
>>533321622The typical gesture in such a scenario if they actually believed peace was on the horizon would be for both parties to reduce their military readiness state as a show of good will. Neither party has done that. I mean we obviously don't know for sure what's going on on the Iranian side. but there's been no indicators that they have reduced their readiness state.
>>533321606>BTW the next step is going to be restoring Israel's reputationbig hill to climb
>>533321457Israel is powerful, but the fear of giga blue wave of an increasingly antisemitic US voter base is more powerful. Trump can't keep denying reality forever, no matter how hard the retard base he surrounds himself screeches MUH HOLOCAUST
>>533321581big opportunity for nuttyyyahoo to completely cuck trump
I can't help but laugh as people say it's over.>Israel will unhinged>ceasefire ends in a few days>gas shortages will still happen no matter what>the US blockade is mostly targeting China which could easily escalate into a full world war if the US does something incredibly stupid like attack a Chinese vessel.
>>533321581He must be really pissed off at Israel.
>>533321581they will simply charlie kirk him in a falseflag as a last desperate attempt to scare the rest of the golem politicians from getting off the israeli plantation (it won't work)
>>533321809have any Chinese vessels defied the blockade yet?I swear I've gotten a hundred pieces of contradictory information on that subject and don't know wtf to believe.
Why the difference? The US doesn't want another Afghanistan. they know it would be another wasted decade. But Israel wants it, but why? Obviously, they think they'll win, but where does that confidence come from? Or do they have a different plan?
>>533321581> PROHIBITEDSound the same as > STOP IT RIGHT NOWfrom several past tweets, like that teacher we all had that nobody respected and made her cry several times. Its pretty sad now that i think about it
got banned from /int/ again for saying we should have unit 731'd jeets
>>533321809it's over. look. we all said the same shit the last few times these retarded ceasefires happened. Trump can't do shit, Israel can't do shit, Iran can't do shit and everyone wants to go back to the status quo. maybe bibi needs this idiocy to stay out of jail, but that's about it. nothing is going to fundamentally change and at best we'll get Obama Deal 2.0, now with $19.6bln more money.
>>533321621>you didn't get my post then because i didn't say that also i think in a mostly islamic-inclined general mocking others about their appearance is ridiculous given arabs and muslims in general are much more inbred and fat than the average jew, they can't even pimp tiktok whores like we do because a good looking arab/persian woman is a hard find despite their large population
>>533321581>PROHIBITED
>>533321762dude Trump was put into office by those people.I keep posting this on every general but it is not evident to many it seems.>>picrelDonated 100s of millions of dollar to his campaign. And Trump, as he is standing next to her, proclaimed that he will do her bidding and he is her man and the man of israel.Trump was literally placed into the White House by these people. They expect him to do everything they want.Trump is the ultimate golem and they are going to milk him as much as possible as long as he is in office.Israelis expect Americans to die man. They literally expect Americans to die while they smoke a joint and watch it all go down on the fucking TV. They are the choosen people after all.The need to sacrifice American lives so Israel can rule over the entire Middle East with no country opposing it.They blatantly expect this and voice their demands publicly.so dont think for a second that this shit is over. Trump is the ultimate golem and we have 3 more years of this shit.
>>533320739It's a move to fuck over Trump, he just lost the casus belli he had (opening the straight) and now can't justify deploying ground forces.But you're right, Bibi will tell him to asspull something because he wants the war to keep going.
>>533319965>During 7 day ceasefireWoah
>>533321606>restoring Israel's reputationIt will be easier to restore Gaza than to do that
Pool status?
HAHAHAHAHAHAALL YOU FUCKING TANKIES AND 3RD WORLDERS SAID IT WAS THE END OF AMERICA. THAT IT WAS THE END OF THE PETRODOLLARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLGET FUCKED.WE WIN.
>>533321877theoretically if the conflict escalated to nukes, and / or widespread infrastructure attacks that destroyed the entire Gulf economy and that of Iran and left everything there as a failed state, this would not be a net negative for Israel's security situation. sure, they would have to endure a terrible humanitarian crisis of their own. but they have nigh-unlimited shady financial deals with the US and access to relief to help them rebuild from such an eventuality and in the mind of a jew the struggle would be worth it to permanently remove Iran from the board.
>>533321953just like how Qatar gave blumpf a bunch of underhanded billions and all they got out of it was some destroyed infrastructure and damage to their tourism.
am i tripping or everyone ignores the fact that iran agreed to "open" the strait ONLY until the end date of the cease fire (which is 5 or so days from now)
>>533320104They may disagree but this is what peak gods chosen looks like.
>A senior Iranian official: The lifting of the freeze on Iranian assets was part of the agreement to open the Strait of Hormuz.https://t.me/From_hebron/406602
>>533319732Trump won. Pools open.
>>533322000and all of that is still true, which why the war will likely resume soon.
>>533321875The best information I've seen is that Starry went in and out of the strait and was on the US's "block" list but it didn't buy oil from Iran so they let it through. 2 Chinese tankers were forced to turn around. And China has threatened to escort tankers with their own navy. They haven't done it yet but if the US keeps forcing tankers to turn around they might. Quite literally playing with fire.
>>533322000what mental illness is this that causes /ptg/ retards to spill out and claim a status quo = total blumpf victory? literally wtf are you retards yapping about? Iran is still literally right there and none of the goals were met.
>>533321411>>533321411>>Nahum Barnea>>533321596In January 2011, MK Shelly Yachimovich claimed that Barnea insinuated that women might be responsible for turning themselves into sex objects by wearing provocative clothing, inviting rape. When Barnea drew attention to a photograph of Yachimovich jogging on the beach in shorts, Yachimovich denied that her outfit was provocative and said that anything less than a hijab stimulated Barnea's fantasies. Yachimovich also criticized Barnea for his "gentle" interview with former President Moshe Katzav, after his conviction for rape, and suggesting that the victims were to blame.[16] Barnea subsequently apologized for his remarks.
>>533320242>Thinks they won't just rebuild Lmao. You are confused by gaza in how countries can build stuff.
>>533322028shhh, trump won alright?
Dear Jewish glow nigger shills, how do I get a big tiddy Jewish GF? I don't even care if her face is kinda fugged, I just want a big tiddy jewess who wants my white boy seed. A prompt response will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
>>533322022its because there is a freier pyramid and trump is above the gulfcucks but bellow the ziokikes
israeli plans leaked
>>533322064>>533322078LOOOOOOOOOOOL/PIG/ COPING GENERAL.OIL IS GOING DOWWWWWWWNBAD LUCK FOR RUSSIA LMAO. BACK TO BEING DRONED 24/7.THE FUCK CHINA GON DO?
>>533322022qatar has 0 pull on US foreign policy compared to israel and the global jewry.for you to even compare israel and qatar is a practical joke of sorts.i really laughed.
>>533322107we'll see. Trump is just a sycophant retard. I think you guys overthink how much people hold over him.
>>533322028you are not trippingthis is a very weak indicator. Iran made similar statements nine days ago before Israel 9/11'd Lebanon. we don't even know how many ships are actually going to be transiting every day under this current arrangement. unless the number is a hundred or more the strait is effectively still closed.
>>533321939>everyone wants to go back to the status quoWe haven't had status quo with Trump since last year. It's been one thing after another. And Trump even said he wants to move onto invading Cuba. Shit is just going to keep getting more and more insane.
>>533322013If it escalates to nukes literally every single jew on Earth will be hunted down and killed. And Iran wouldn't even be destroyed.
>>533322106don't throw away your genes
>>533322085>Barnea drew attention to a photograph of Yachimovich jogging on the beach in shorts, Yachimovich denied that her outfit was provocative
MISSION COMPLETE. opening the strait was the reason we went, i heard it was closed for 40 years before glorious leader trump went to war with iran. TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>533322133TUCKER QATARSON! NICK FUEMIRATES! J DUBAI VANCE!
>>533321877When there's a war, the US is the one who pays in money, materiel, and lives. So the Israeli perspective is "why not?"That's all it is. They spend all this money for decades bribing, influencing, and propagandizing the decision-makers, so they might as well get what they paid for.If you doubt that it's this simple, look at how the war started. They sold the US on "the protests will topple the regime" and before the pacific CSG even arrived in theater, the protests were already crushed. Then Israel said "we're attacking anyway". Nothing could've possibly been achieved at that point, except attacking in itself. That's Israel's goal, use the US military while they've got it. There's no deeper strategy.
>>533321581>prohibited from doing sosure buddy, you will surely stand on that
>>533322198uhhhh maybe!but the other thing I wrote is the more likely scenario anyway, where conventional strikes turn the entire region into a shithole with no oil refineries, no power plants and no drinking water.
There was no toll, blockade worked. Iran was getting economically strangled. Fucking hell, Carter should have done this 50 years ago.
>>533322000the ceasefire only lasts till next weekunlikely to make a deal
Another day another market manipulation attempt.
>>533321275You're an ottoman, and your gonna be cleansed from the land.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i9D2tageHU
>>533322308iran international is US glow niggers like kyiv independent
>>533322308>Iran Internationallol
>>533322243>>533322013What happens to Israel if usa stops being the global hegemon
>>533320668>Strait of IranAhahaahahaha
>>533322113>he thinks trump is gonna last a whole term
>>533322308the image you posted does not even imply that there was no toll and furthermore "Iran International" is an American intelligence cut-out and not an actual news source. there's a reason this article is datelined yesterday yet nobody else in the international media is talking about it
>>533319965Everything was on Iran's terms. The strait wouldn't be open unless Iran wanted it to be
>>533322243>They spend all this money for decades bribing, influencing, and propagandizing the decision-makers, so they might as well get what they paid forlmao if onlyyou guys got so suckered out its not even funny.the whole scheme is basically laundering US tax payer money while throwing some crumbs to your whore politicians.
>>533322404wither away and die
>>533321581So what happens when Iran gives America full access to Fordow to retrieve the "nuclear dust" and then America doesn't find any and the Iranians say:>it must've all blown up and turned to dust! ?
>>533322328That's not an attempt at this point, it's fully working
>>533322351sure thing faggot.keep asking for gibs like the beggar as your people leave their homelands in droves, just like the coward that you are. posting from america as you escaped your country.pathetically funny.
FYI, most oil stocks crashed by 10% or so but urals oil only by 1.5%.In other words, BRICS are fully expecting the war to keep going.
I am financially ruined
>>533322308Fake article. Its from London. You retards get baited to easily.
>>533321877They would force a return to Adam Kadmon
>>533321581New polymarket, how long before Israel does what it wants despite this silly tweet
Representative of the Leader of the Revolution in Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, Saeed Jalili:In the name of God, the Most Merciful, the Most Compassionate.The oppressive Zionist entity described the assassination of the resistance leader, Sayyed Nasrallah, as a “new order.” The immediate response was: “It is the sons of the resistance who will define the new order.” Today, the world clearly sees that the new order is not determined by America and the Zionist entity, but by the victorious and powerful discourse of the resistance.
>>5333213471990s Yugoslavia and WW2 Germany suggest that airpower massively overestimated their ability to destroy industry, and coop charts have existed since the 18th century. The modern state is incredibly resilient.>>533321877The US and Israel are actively seeking a Trashcanistan failed state outcome.
>>533322513So does the world. Nothing has been solved. It's "expectations"
>>533320264Iran pressured USA warning they'd hit Israel if Lebanon doesn't stop and they're using that to say they open the strait now that the full ceasefire conditions are reached. It's actually very smart move cause Trump is now out of excuses to attack.
THE STRAIT IS OPEN
>>533322113>even if that weakens American securitywhat an odd thing to say
i feel like iran and trump will be best friends soon
>>533322562big yahoo returns, this might be over for real
>>533322586There ris nothing to imply either of them are at risk of that. In fact it's basically seated Iran as the regional power.
TRULY, OUR GREATEST ALLYDEATH TO MUTTMERICA
>>533322276>the US is going to rebuild israel while the entire global economy is destroyedImagine the French revolution, but with brazen bulls instead of guillotines.
>>533322490Maybe, but Iran was sticking with the JCPOA framework on enriching long after Trump tore up the treaty.
>>533322556 so the anon that made 40k how it isgoing
>>533322625>as long as the ceasefire is in effect.nobody posts the full quote.and the ceasefire is in effect for a limited amount of time as things currently stand.
>The USA will get all Nuclear "Dust">No money will exchange hands hands in any way, shape or form>The deal is in no way subject to LebanonTrump is bullish on a deal pretty soonYou can say trump is just lying like always but Iran still remains silent.I can't see Iran agreeing to this public humiliation unless they're getting something equally crazy bts.
Pic unrelated, but i was thinking last night about the Jewish brain drain through assimilation and intermarriage.The reason Jared Kushner is the prince of organized Jewry is probably because there's already a dearth of Jew super-shylock talent to lead the jews into the future.Inter-marriage is the biggest cause, no doubt. Most of the Jewish top talent individuals are already half jews or quarter jews. Even if their grandfathers were super-shylock types.
>>533322663I agree. USrael completely failed their airborne insurgency campaign.
Dominican on suicide watch
>>533322695He's retarded and doesn't know what he's talking about. The leaked deal is what is going to be signed.
>>533322113> “I revere the state of Israel. I’m proud to support the state of Israel"> Gavin Newsom says he regrets using the word ‘apartheid’ to describe Israelhttps://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-891186
>>533322758>leaked dealsauce?
>>533322113>>533322416As much as I'd hope that trump becomes the last philosemitic president, it's probably not going to be the case until AIPAC is labeled a terrorist organization and citizens united gets challenged at court
>>533322404They don't care about that. In their mind if not in reality, that's at least 20 years out, and every significant decision maker in these events is 70+. It's simply not their problem. This applies to many huge future issues, there is no plan because everyone with the power to make one figures it's a far future thing, and will never ever give up power until they die
>>533322696I have a hard time seeing Israel recover from the brain drain of Gaza and now this.
>>533322669Did your Teva HIV meds factory get bombed, or do you still have access to your meds?
>>533320978>So Trump came to Iran, killed all their leaders and left with no real trouble? kekJust to recap:Iran keeps UraniumIran can keep enrichingIran can keep and extend its missile rangeIran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis.Iranian regime not changedIran now has de facto control of the SoH & BeMIn addition,Immeasurable, massive losses for the USA:Iran proving that the US armed forces are not irresistable,Iran proving that the F-35 is neither invisible nor unhittable,Iran proving that carrier strike groups are close to uselessThe value of these losses is incaluably high.
WTI BELOW 87
>>533322785https://ina.iq/en/international/47893-axios-us-offers-releasing-20b-of-iranian-funds-to-give-up-enriched-uranium.htmlSorry
>>533322687peace president just solved what Obama started
>>533319887>Troon humorYou know what would be really funny is if you killed yourself like all your "friends" and family secretly wish you would, being around you is just painful for them but their too scared to tell you that in case you actually get a rope and hang your fat ass...
>>533322744I mean the entire goal of Israel is as a small country to remain the regional power now it's been unseated as even the US couldn't stop it. I doubt it will end anyways as trump is saying a lot of things going against even the base framework of the peace plan so he's clearly just spouting shit
You guys did buy the dip right? Don’t tell me you are a turdie seething at american excellence.
>>533322843brack hussain ravid
>>533321621hamas is unironically whiter than your sandnigger I"D"F invasion force/terror bombing squadron lol fuck out of here
>>533322840Who cares? its been there like 5 times in a month.
>>533322669> Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are PROHIBITED from doing so by the U.S.A. Enough is enough!!! What semantic trick will the Kikes use to continue bombing Lebanon? I can already see Bibi claiming that Israel extends all the way to the Litani, and therefore they are bombing themselves, not Lebanon.
>>533322843So "transfer to a third party" I.e. not the USA. So they can just transfer it to Russia, and then have them convert it to fuel rods and then send it back?
AYATOLLAH DEADDUST SECUREDSTRAIT OPENIRAN KEKEDTRUMP WON
>>533322562Yeah I'm thinking it's over too. Let's wait until Tuesday
How are BRICS shills and trannies dealing with the breaking news that the US won and Iran lost?Do we need to break out the President Trump apology forms?
>>533320255Mi scusi, parla inglese?
>>533322843barak ravid lol
>>533322805>I have a hard time seeing Israel recover from the brain drain of Gaza and now this.Yeah. Israel has had huge brain drain through death and disability over the last 2.6 years.No jew girl wants to have babies with a legless kike who used to be a chad.Noa here dumped her special forces/NVIDEA chad jew boyfriend because he came out of Gaza with mental injuries. Just one example.So this dude probably won't even breed, and he was destined for elders of zion status before the war.
>>533322792You don't even have to go that far. Israel has the extraordinary privilege of its lobbying groups like AIPAC not needing to comply with FARA. It's an obscene privilege when they should be treated like any other country.
jew seething Enemy media, Channel 15: Iran opened the Strait of Hormuz because of the ceasefire in Lebanon. The children of the north will pay the price for opening the Strait of Hormuz the day Hezbollah fires on them again.
>>533322942Idk. We'll see I guess. I'm just glad it's (probably) over.
>>533322843>axios, citing anonymous officials...Every fucking time.I don't even dispute this particular claim it's just so annoying that these faggots get away with >muh officials uhhh officials dude trust meand they're right about as often as a coin flip, and somehow considered credible.
>>533322983>Lebanon deal>Trump called it strait of IranSo what's the deal you retard lmao.
>>533322562so bibi was AI'd because he was on vacation in germany?
>>533322952You paid twenty billion and gave up the middle east letting it fall under Irans thumb which means they own the energy sector Wouldn't call that winning
>Now that the Hormuz strait situation is over, I received a call from NATO asking if we would need some help. >I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY, UNLESS THEY JUST WANT TO LOAD UP THEIR SHIPS WITH OILLmao he keeps calling nato paper tiger>>533322758He's thanking SA, UAE and Qatar for their help. He really thinks it's over.>>533322843Any amount of payment is completely worthless without full sanctions relief and congress approval otherwise it can be undone at any moment. What's the point of money if you can't use it freely?
>>533320937delet this
>>533323043I said it was "leaked" to be fair. It seems incredibly plausible however.
>>533322843>Axios>>533322942Probably to IAEA per Iran Deal.
>>533323074>you let the oil out>we don't let your oil outiran would be retarded to allow this
NATO bro
Iran cucked. /pig/ copes.
>>533321581Sorry about the loss of your president.These radical leftists sure became better shots all of a sudden huh.At least the secret service popped all 8 assassins right after but since they had their phones and passports with them they could immediately be identified.
>>533323074This retard will make Iran block the strait again kek
>>533322952>NEW AYATOLLAH MORE MILITANT>KEK>NEVER WAS CLOSED>SANCTIONS REMOVED>OK PAL
>>533323074pool's gonna shut again
>monke is officially more retarded than donke as only one of them knows when to quit
>>533323184iran still getting fees so a win
You are gonna go deep into the Hormuzzy now that its open, right?
>>533323165every accusation is a confession
>>533323236lmao, fuck this orange nigger
>>533323207They won't. I don't even think Trump is in control anymore. Everyone (Iran included) wants this to end and that means letting Trump twit retarded garbage.
>>533322914any pics of those mysterious white hamas gazans? does a pic of a group of white-passing arabs let alone gazans even exist?
>>533322952>the MIGA shill isn't saying "ISRAEL WON" anymore
RAPID FIRE
I shouldn't have changed is
>>533323236what magic is that why are you living in tomorrow?did the emus time rape you?
>>533323236>pool's gonna shut againAfter the ceasefire came into effect, Defense Minister Israel Katz announces that the IDF will continue to hold all the places it captured: "The disarmament of Hezbollah was and remains the campaign goal to which we are committed, now also creating a significant political leverage"
>>533323264>confirmed market manupilationnothing has changed.except morons repeating trumps socials here.
>>533323236Is this 8D backgammon to restart the War Powers Act 60-day clock?
>>533322983>the strait is open!whoa guys not all at once!!!were gonna have another Evergiven situation if you all try to squeeze out at once!
If Iran truly cucks then I blame Khamenei Jr. The Cuckmenei bloodline can only snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and everything would've been better if another true hardliner took the supreme leader role
>>533322886If I had a spare PENNY in my bank account I'd chuck it all into helium or aviation stocks, but oh well, this won't be the first black swan and it won't be the last.
>>533323236He got the call kek
>>533323296what's the point of this back patting when it all start again in 5 days?
Exclusive: The expected update in Home Front Command guidelines is leading a number of authorities to reconsider canceling Independence Day celebrations. In Kiryat Gat and Yeruham, they officially announced that the performances will take place as planned. Photo: Reuters
The cosy pig general for collective retards is nearly at an end. Dying fast, very much an obsolete page in the 4chan folklore. The $120 oil tards were defeated, the $150 oil tards will be laughed at forever. The $250 oil tards - well they have bigger issues to deal with. But really the general should keep going as long as possible, gotta have this containment general to keep you morons shitting up /pol/.
>>533323271>any pics of those mysterious white hamas gazans? does a pic of a group of white-passing arabs let alone gazans even exist?Looks like a yeshiva in Be'er Sheba.
>>533323305Lebanon Humanitarian Foundation incoming?
>>533323368That's the *actual* core issue with autocracy. Succession during crisis.
ya allah Lebanon pleasehave you thank peace pots today?
>>533323381there's still going to be about a year of assrape for every good type coming out of the gulf right now as you can't just turn those kinds of thing off and on like a tap
>>533323413he needs to look bigly to recover popular opinion. sadly it will work and a bunch of dumb go--guys will give him a percentage boost for this idiocy.
>>533319732i sincerely hope iran gets nukes and bombs the living shit out of the jew
>>533323427>$250 oil tardsThis is what Singapore and Sri Lanka are paying right now. Futures are just trading headlines and huffing copium.
I got a bad feeling bros
The haze is already here: air pollution levels are soaring - up to 30 times higher than on a clear day. Photo: Tal Gal, Flash 90
if the us pilot hadn't downed syndrome maybe he wouldn't have crashed in the first placei'm not sure it's ethical to place a downie in a warzone to begin with desu, but i understand that excluding them would really hamper us recruitment
>>533323470
>>533323522/cig/ - Cuba Invasion General, soon, Stalker
So what did the US agree to? Iran just gave up the hormussy?The amount must be in the hundreds of billions
>drumpf lost>magatards lost>israel lost>iran lost>hezbollah lost>gulf states lost>europe lost>asia lostis this the greatest cuck war of all time, I'm struggling to think of an historic parallel where literally nobody wins- world war one?
Uhhhhhh.We lost, irannies. This is such a lame end.
>>533323470Lebanon Board of Peace
>>533323459it's from the west bank akshully where the "levantine" arabs supposedly live, gazans are even darker due to some negro admixture
>>533323587Yes. I have said this from the beginning. No one was going to win this shitshow. Maybe bibi won because he's still out of jail? That's about it.
I don't believe that Iran about opening up the strait of Hormuz.There's a catch somewhere or very self serving for them.Are they just trying to buy time to re-arm and resupply from China before shutting down the strait again?Because Iran still hasn't activated the Houthis much, because why negotiate in good faith unless all of your cards have been used?
>>533323602fern>>533323553
>>533323647si
Araghchi has been saying the strait is "open" the entire time, even as the Iranian navy was broadcasting warnings that ships attempting to cross without permission would be destroyed. We'll have to wait and see if this isn't just more rhetoric/diplomatic maneuvering
>>533323427This is the only sensible thread on this entire board you insufferable faggot
>>533323522The writers are making the foreshadowing too obvious now
>>533323587>france, italy and UK all in a conference on re-opening the straits when it's announced that the straits have been re-openedas I said, it's just one big humiliation factory
>>533323587>drumpf lostAs things stand this an actual win for Trump.>>533323695Has he said anything about trump still maintaining a naval blockade on Iran? Or that Trump is celebrating the end of the war without agreeing to any of Iran's original conditions?
>>533323525>The haze is already here: air pollution levels are soaring - up to 30 times higher than on a clear day. Photo: Tal Gal, Flash 90One picture that tells it all: the satellite captured the haze wave entering Israel and expected to remain at least until tomorrow morning. Dust is also rising over Egypt and is expected to reach the country tomorrow
>USA source iran agreed on 28 b offerfuck
>>533323587Ok. Maybe I figured it out. ((Insiders)) won because they were able to trade on every cope post and escalation and deescalation.
>>533323582iran's position compared to pre ante bellum is hugely improved, effective deterrence has certainly been demonstrated, so i suppose just letting things freeze is tempting for themwe'll see what muttistan does with its former bases. if the gulf presence is significantly drawn down and iranian oil keeps flowing at these prices the persians should be chuffedbut at the same time zog is a mad dog, so it'll probably bite again. give it, say, two more weeks.
>>533323814>As things stand this an actual win for Trump.hows that?
>>533323637Israel has utterly destroyed their reputation in the one place where it actually mattered and they had decent support- americaand it's not just on the left but on the right as well
>>533323614>west bank akshullyBe'er Sheba is full of literal african kikes.
>>533323637Iran seems to be on the path to diplomatic and trade normalization with the rest of the world and demonstrated their crippling economic nuclear option, so it worked reasonably well for them. They come out looking pretty trustworthy, and the US and Israel come out looking completely insane.
HE CANT BE STOPPED
>>533322218I dont own Any. I wear sweat pants.
>>533323866>Israel has utterly destroyed their reputation in the one place where it actually mattered and they had decent support- americaand the gulf (and nato...) have certainly learned how much protection the us actually offers
>>533323866Israel is bibi's plaything, much like the Jewnited States is Trump's.
>>533323814>As things stand this an actual win for Trump.he's going to lose the mid-terms and his family are going to be indicted by democrats for insider trading
no chicken soup for you:A fire broke out in a coop containing about 8,000 chickens in the community of Shazor near Karmiel. Many chickens were affected by the fire, firefighters gained control of the incident
>>533323852hasn't been demonstrated, the US collective psyche hasn't been hitwould take another 40-60 days to be felt in the US
>>533323948>BAKED>MIGRATE>>533323948>BAKED>MIGRATE>>533323948>BAKED>MIGRATE
>>533323882True... Fair point. This whole thing is so fucking stupid.
So where is the catch. This can't be the end, can it be? Iran is cucking out of nowhere.
>>533323897so he's playing the market and ready to pounce on Lebanon or Iran after the market closes in 5 hours
>>533323271kek
>>533323826>SWARMS OF CROWS>SWARMS OF BEES>OMINOUS HAZE
>>533323882I can't see normalization happening because that'd require normalization with Israel, which is a political impossibility for both sides.And there's no scenario where all the Arab nations who've spent years and years normalizing with Israel suddenly abandon it in favor of Iran, the country that just bombed themSo who are they normalizing with? The United States? Are we really going to delude ourselves that the US would oppose Israel?
>>533323862See>>533323897It was stupid to tar the war in the first place but the US military damage was mostly material while Iran isn't getting anything big for their sacrifice.>>533323957>indicted by democrats>The uniparty doing anything
>>533323571/cig/ nice
>>533323996>Conflicting reports of the strait being open. Iran claims they are open to prevent Israel attaking Lebanon, while Trump claims Lebanon is not part of the deal.
>>533323587Things like this aren't about winning something, it's about relative standings post and prior.
>>533323835>agreed to not close the strait>no longer used as a weaponno way, hope they already got paid and US are fully withdrawingor will the US use the conflict restarting in 5 days to not pay anything agreed upon?something don't add up
>>533320668> strait of Iran> Thank you!Heh
>>533323968mutts would still be shouting MURRICA #1 as they fight each other for the last buffalo wing, so i wouldn't concern myself overly much with that
>>533320104Kek
>>533324036the god of judeo-christians
>>533322768Sooooo........................ Did he touch kids or is he afraid for the safety of his own?
>>533323571/bope/ Bay of Pigs Encore
