How could this happen? I was told Iran was winning…
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wasn't that was their condition for reopening the strait?>give someone what he wants>you lost haha
>>533320153O NONONO /POL/ SISSY
>>533320153Um basedran literally said they would open strait if ceasefire happened…..
But Trump said keeping the strait closed was actually winning, so this seems like a massive loss
>>533320153According to Axios, Iran is getting $20B and is going to down-blend its highly enriched uranium under international supervision. It sounds like the JCPOA all over again
how do this matter at all....they have to send a ship over there, get oil and get out within 5 days....its all nonsense
>>533320153>IRAN KEKEDI guess you're the one who's been cucked.
>>533320153Iran won time to build the bombwe now back to status quo ante
>>533320153Ehm sweetie, actually they're best friends now
>>533320392>It sounds like the JCPOA all over againkek.
>>533320392Is it even going to be frozen assets this time or is it a straight up cash injection?
if the "new deal" is literally just Obama deal + reparations + tip, the USA literally giga lost.
so things going back to the status quo before the war is a victory for zog?
>>533320403Isn't there a ton of stuck ships that now can leave?
Now watch all the third world and euro shills saying "NUH UH, T-THEY WERE BREAKING THE BLOCKADE".
>>533320505>>533320502>N-NO NO NO NO IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!Cope and seethe retards. China cucked, India cucked, Europe cucked, and Iran cucked.
>Iran agrees>Donnie garant>Israel bgtfo and continues his shit in Lebanon>Iran, well OK, closes hormussy>Donnie cucked
>>533320153Israel won't last 5 days. The pret-tsd is real.
>>533320392The uranium is fucked up, it's dug deep in the ground. They cant get it out that's why they take the 20 billion for itIf they want nukes they should use plutonium not uranium. Noboby makes nukes by enriching uranium in 2020 for fuck sake
>>533320153Trump is just pumping the markets before close. Wait until Monday morning, shit will be much different.
>>533320502>>533320505Israel hasn't achieved its objectives so they'll go right back to lobbying Trump for more war. I don't think Trump wants it though, so what will happen? Israel loses and Trump saves face?
>>533320563>Trump>nooooooo OBAMA MAN BAD>OBAMA MAN CANNOT MAKE A DEAL>w-we'll give you 20 billion dollars, plus tip to uh, let us inspect your nuclear program... ya, heh, I make only the BEST DEALS FOLKS THE BIGGESTyou're a fucking cuck. kys.
It was open two months ago before we attacked them…
>>533320507Yeah there is going to be a rush to get out, the American blockaide will be fun.
>>533320153>iran demands ceasefire>gets it>opens the strait>that's somehow le badWhy are kikes bombing sandniggers?
>>533320153>Iran closes strait until they get what they want>They get what they want and open the strait Yes, that's winning
>>533320636>NOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COUNT TRUMP BAAADD REEEEEEEEE!Cope and seethe
So the world is so chronically jewed that keeping your word means you are a cuck now?
>>533320673you're a delulu bitch with Obama derangement syndrome. kneel to king nigger, now. I'm not asking.
>>533320563what does it mean "cucked"? cucked what? what did america gain exactly?
>>533320667>>533320660>gets Muslim pope, country, military, and navy bombed to hell>gets exactly 10 days of ceasefire in return>immediately opens up their only bargaining chip, with no toll, while the US navy is right the it to cross the strait againGood "deal" you have their third worlder
>>533320153>us stop your desertniggers chimping out or hommusy stays closed>okay israelniggers stop chimping out>no>yes>... okay...>hommusy open
>>533320741Trump gets to look like a winner to the Miggers. That's what's most important to Trump right now.
>>533320704retarded fucking direction brains like that havent put together that its a 5-day reopening conditional to the ceasefire, regime is still in power, and they still have the uranium. regardless donny's win condition is the gas prices otherwise dems take it all back in november
>>533320741>what did america gain exactly?some more deficit spending. But don't worry, we will rediscover our fear of the national debt as soon as the Democrats take back power.
>T minus seven days till trump gets humiliated again and migas go on damage control mode again.Being an eglin shill must be more humiliating than whatever donnie is doing.
>>533320741TDS is a spectrum on one end you have leftoids seething everything he does the other end you have miggers nonstop sucking his dick for everything he does
>>533320153>5 daysMIGA calls this a win? lol k
I think the Omani strait must be open as well because there is a big fat passenger ship going through tight now
>immediate third worlder and euro cope to newsStrait of hormuz status?: Opened by Iran cucking to the US
>>533320153Nice.
>>533320841>direction brainsI'm not the one sucking off return to the status quo (total US defeat).Orange nigger did not secure any goal other than blood sacrifice of a bunch of shitskins. keep coping retard.
>>533320153but that proves that Iran won.>Iran dictates the rules now>israel fucks off from lebanon>america evacuates from the middle easttotal jewmerican humilation on a global scale.
>>533320153>strait opening for less than a week now counts as winning
>>533320153Are they still charging a toll?
>>533320894And that's assuming israel doesn't chimp out again. Which is always a dubious assumption.
>third world seething and gnashing of teethWhy would you guys think a bunch of impoverished Arabs would ever win against Trump?Of ALL the people to put your faith in?
>>533320392>It sounds like the JCPOA all over againNow Trump just need to win the Nobel Peace prize and he'll be just like Obama.
>>533320153Damned retard. Now US is blocking Strait and all the world problems are on them. Iran is playing orange monkey mutt like kid.
>>533320942No toll, you can throw some shekels in the basket as you pass though.
>>533321018but that proves that Iran won.>Iran dictates the rules now>israel fucks off from lebanon>america evacuates from the middle easttotal jewmerican humilation on a global scale.
>>533320651It's gonna be crazy anon. I've crossed that strait when it was backed up before. Fucking bow to stern traffic. Maritime taxis constantly blowing their horns like they're lost in fog. Channel lights are ridiculous. Once you get a red light, it literally never changes. Same thing for green though. Had to tell a retarded captain once, "hey cap, those lights don't change like a street light. Just keep moving and stay 'between the lights' cap." Fun times.
A ceasefire in Lebanon was what Iran wanted in negotiations.They just want Israel to fucking behave, how do you think this means Iran cucked rather the US obliging Iran's demands?
>>533320894>>533320889>go from "NOOOO IRAN GOT WHAT IT WANTED THEY OPENED It" to "W-WELL YOU ONLY GET 10DAYS BEFORE IT IS CLOSED AGAIN"Shill reorganization in real time
>>533320153was it just another thing he pretended they said. turns out it’s only 5 days. Trump is always acting too cool, no mention of the conditions, no humiliation with this guy.
>>533321024he already did, but I agree he deserves a second
>>533320601sssshhhh you'll ruin the surprise
>>533321018Because they themselevs are brown niggers who infected /pol/ like a plauge
>>533321057how do I get a job on a ship?
>>533321093They adopted the mindset of both /chug/&/uhg/ mentality of even the total ass rape is a win.
>>533321057>>533321093>>533321099to be honest, how else would the poor jews cope with the recent events?>jewmerican based in ME are gone or abandoned>iran dictates the rules now>israel got utterly BTFO in lebanon and got told to fuck offi dont think the jews ever were as utterly humiliated as they are now.
>>533320750Other option is world war 3. Even zigger subs are there now to monitor agent Krasnovs chimpouts
>>533321158oh no, moshe! you cant find any israel loving whites on the internet anymore?!thats very antisemitic!where can we find israel loving whites on the internet?
>>533321057Imagine the argy bargy going on, they would be desperate to get out of that shithole.
>>533320153Don’t tell me the happening is over already…
>>533320750>all the jewmerican bases are destroyed or abandoned>europe opened the hormuz by itself, told jewmerica to get fucked>iran now decides everything in the ME>israeli army collapsed 1 mile into lebanon and got told to fuck offhumilation ritual on israel.
>>533321224>"IRAN OPENING NOT THE US SHIT UP SHIT UP" to "IT'S ONLY 10 DAYS THEN IT'S CLOSED AGAIN" to "REEEE KIKES"shill reorganization in real time. Also hating brown niggers and hating long nosed kikes are not exclusive, both deserve genocide
>>533320505you know at this point china will dominate pasific. usa literally lost both middle east and pasific with iran mess.
>>533320153All the fucking container ships are out of position now sailing across the Atlantic Kek
>>533321224anyone have butthurt from the cease fire?NYT posted this:"Some in northern Israel criticized the truce after it was announced on Thursday, arguing that it would do little to remove the threat posed by Hezbollah. “This is what it is like to have a government that cares about America’s interest, and not that of its citizens,” David Azoulay, the head of the Israeli border village of Metula, wrote on social media."
>>533321002>And that's assuming israel doesn't chimp out againwhich is what's going to happen. I give it at least a 90% chance those fucking rats keep putting the pedal to the metal
>>533320818>That's what's most important to Trump right now.>right now.It is all that Trump has ever cared about. Literal bronze medal mentality.
>>533321658So the important question is does that outweigh his fealty to Israel. If so the US is done with this war and Israel will be left to try to finish the job on its own
>>533320392>iran is getting $20BNo they're asking for $20B and they havent gotten it yet
>>533321420>iran is ruling the ME nowtotal jewmerican humiliation. >>533321461lmao nice.hezbollah are heroes.
So will gas go down now?
>>533320153As a strict accelerationist, I see this as the most unfortunate of events. However, there is still hope that the global economy will crash from this, and Iran's statement may be being misread.They say the strait is open, but only through their route and with fees. The only difference is that all ships are allowed, including US-allied ships. The US may not allow this and may still try to open the strait by force, whereupon Iran will reclose the strait.Also, the opening of the strait is contingent on the 10-day ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon. If Israel strikes, the strait closes again.
>>533320153Idiots living in Iran. Israel is getting their weapons depot replenished. Iran had their chance.
>>533320153Iran's regime still stands. That means they won. Operation regime change failed.
>>533322572Opening the strait just gave away the only card Iran had, and it was an ace.
>>533321915Get a load of this fucking retard
>>533322631They still have the card, retard. And they are using it. They can open and close the strait at will.
>>533320392>It sounds like the JCPOA all over againIt's literally this meme. How did you idiots elect this person to be the leader of the free world
>>533320153>Iran is acting on what it was agreed upon>OMG THEY ARE KEKIN' OUT LMAO!!Why are you this retarded?
>>533322694Closing the strait only works if it's held closed for more than 2 months. Otherwise it's ineffective. There hasn't been much real damage done. It's all speculative and can be turned around in short order. Very little pain was actually felt.But if Iran had held the strait closed for 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 months, the pain for the US would have been unbearable, and the US would have conceded to any demand Iran made, even the abolishment of Israel as a state.That's what Iran could have gotten, but they had to hold the strait longer so that it started to bite in the form of physical shortages and civil collapse in the West.
>>533320153>I was told Iran was winning…Who told you that? Sandniggers online?
>>533320601What is this game
>>533320153No removal of US bases, no toll on Hormuz, no nukes, nothing. The mullahs got their shit pushed in and lost. It is what it is
>>533323128Do the Iranians say no toll on Hormuz?
>>533320350They have no say in the matter, the pool is still closed.
>>533322970>he thinks all the oil just magically starts pumping againit will take months to get everything back online again nigger
>>533322970They couldn't because China was litterally choking Iran to get them to accept any deal. The bigg at losers from any strait closure is China and India as they are the biggest economies to rely heavily on the strait for fuel. Europe is the second tier fucked and the US only faces speculative consequences rather than actual ones
>>533322970This whole post is extremely stupid. The strait closes again in 5 days. This is just a 5 day window it is opening for because the US capitulated to Iran by getting Israel to stand down and Iran is rewarding them for it.
>>533320153I wonder how Arabs really feel about this whole thing? Do they blame Iran or blame Israel, or blame Trump/USA?
>>533320741you now have to buy american oil
>>533320153>200$ OIL ANY DAY NOW>GLOBAL MARKET COLLAPSE ANY DAY NOW>IRAN IS WINNING GUYS, JUST KEEP UP THE MIGGER SPAM A LITTLE LONGER
>>533323294i think they are more angry at the iranians launching drones at them
>>533322970I seriously hope this is the end to it, the effects of the loss of crops being planted so far is disastrous, this has been the neo Malthusians wet dream and it made me wonder if Trump was working for the WEF and their depopulation agenda. The world is at maximum capacity as far as energy and food production goes, any disruption is a disaster, this one went so long as to effect mining of shiny metals, never mind food production.
>>533323204That's what open means. They also says for a few days so their retarded fanatics don't chimp out, then they'll silently extend it. Iran just got Venezuela'd a couple weeks back, they're just a bit better at hiding their humilation
Iran literally gets hundreds of billions in sanctions relief, tourism, hormuz toll payment, unfrozen assets. Irans economy will triple in the next 5-10 years. This is the best deal for Iran.
>>533323294Blame Iran more because sunni/shia.
>>533323229>Iran has no say in their territorial watersok MIGAtard
>>533323294Arab countries (GCC) are anti-Israel but their leadership are basically all propped up royalty by the US hegemony. Look at Bahrain.
>>533323286I'm afraid you're wrong. Iran just backed down from the only chance to fix the West. Now we're just stuck with this niggrified shit pit of vomit from here on out, and it will only get worse and more niggery as time goes by.All hope just vanished.
>>533322970A ceasefire doesn’t undestroy all the refineries and fuel depots that were blown up.
>>533323294USA started it, so of course they blame Trump. They thought they would be protected by hosting US bases, until the US used them to attack Iran and Iran retaliated against the host country's infrastructure instead of just the base. Being allied to the US has been a massive liability for them. This is partially why Saudi Arabia went around the US and enlisted the help of Ukraine directly to help them with drone defense, because the US was blocking Ukraine from entering the war in an assistance capacity
>>533323434Lol.My pic is real.
>>533323331The second China stepped in to force Iran to agree to a ceasefire was the second this was over and the US won. Iran can't keep the pressure going because it fucks over their biggest buyers rather than the US.
>>533323407they're far more people, and disrupted comms meant reliable news was slow.imo they're realizing how much they got fucked, and adjusting.too soon to tell.
>>533323359Yeah, depopulation of all the niggers in Africa we've been feeding and growing for the last 50 years, and browns all over the world. What a horrible nightmare! Thank god we avoided it and get to watch the continued brown shitting of the world. Whew!
>>533323538You fed nothing cunt.
>>533320818Doubtful. He has done irreparable harm to his reputation even among MAGA loyalists. He started a war that nobody wanted for no good reason and attacked some of his most loyal supporters who called him out on it. He mocked people's religion and made a disgraceful post on Easter morning. Gas prices aren't going to come down any time soon. He will try to spin this as a win, but nothing can undo the damage he has caused by his despicable behavior.
>>533323480>they wil blame Trump!!!Only a retard would think that. Iran has fucked shia's for 100 generations by chomping out
>>533323599We've been growing a huge crop of retarded apes with our tax dollars, and it's still growing because we're still feeding it.A famine was needed to wipe all that garbage out.
>>533323605>MAGA loyalist, such as all thr people the media claim are MAGA who in reality have constantly yelled and whined at him and declared they were definitely against Trump this timeLosing Fuentes and Tucker Carlson litterally doesn't matter
>>533323644Iran didn't start this war though. Trump bombed them pre-emptively off faulty intel provided on purpose to mislead Trump by Netanyahu. Now Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, Oman, Kuwait, Qatar's oil businesses are all fucked up because of Trump's thunderous idiocy.And they all donated hugely to Trump through crypto and Jared Kushner to make sure Trump would leave them alone. Bahrain gave him a plane worth $500m. And he's still fucked up their entire country's economy. They're incandescently angry right now.
Iran only wants peace and if the jews can not attack EVERYBODY ALL THE TIME, there will be peace in the region.
>>533323467I hope there is some misunderstanding and the strait is really still closed de facto.
>>533323229The absolute state of israeli loyalists
>>533320472Frozen assets
>>533323107Heroes of Might & Magic, you zoomer.
>>533323751arabs are kinda retarded so they do not matter at all.
>>533321915They are asking for 30B actually, but Trump is willing to give them 6B, so 20B is coined as a middle point by Pakistan etc.
>>533323751Iran started the war by being shia. I'm sorry to tell you but the Arab world will accept the billions of free money the US will send them as an apology, and continue to hate their real enemy in the Shia/Sunni conflict
>>533323903Trump is still now currently blockading all their ships out of hormuz and crashing their economies, so I can't imagine they're too pleased with him.
>>533321825
>>533323407>on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran.That's what was said, so it's not free and open. It's open subject to Iran's conditions of coordination with the IRGC, which as previously described had a fee per ship.So it sounds like that's still there, unless they explicitly amend what was previously said.
>>533323107Hormuz of Might and Magic 3
>>533320153>5 daysOK, so market crash on Wednesday when the strait is closed and missile start flying again.
>>533323984>NOOOOO THEY HATE THE US AND TRUMP REEEEESorry brown shia retard, the sunni countries are not going to help you at all. They see you as less than dirt and a betrayer of Allah
>get hundreds of billions in frozen assets released, all sanctions lifted and billions more in investments, even more billions in hormuz toll payments, tens of billions more in tourism opening upIrans economy will literally double in matter of fe2 years and then triple in 10 years.
>>533324143Do you think Trump will accept the toll situation? He has said he won't.
>>533324118You are so fucking dumb dude, the relationship between Saudi Arabia and US is in tatters. Saudi Arabia explicitly defied the US and signed a deal directly with Ukraine for mutual defense, because Trump was trying to prevent them cooperating to sabotage Ukraine. Saudi Arabia did it anyway to spite Trump and Rubio. Their relationship is not going to be repaired anytime soon. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2r4wxdw3no
>>533320741but what about the poor seething kikes?
>>533324229I heard they were willing to accept provided they gave them a percentage of the poll pay. Iran refused. Think theyll accept if they tell them theyll use the toll payment to buy from u.s. atleast thats what trita parsi is saying and im pretty sure he talks with araghchi, ghalibaf and zarif regularly
>>533324461Iran holds all the cards, US cannot open the strait without them opening it voluntarily. Why would they agree to share the revenue when they don't have to? They can keep this going indefinitely, the US cannot.
>>533320153I predict 20 hours until israel breaks the ceasefire
>>533324633Iran can't keep this going, they're dependent on exporting oil and importing goods from China, there is no toll, the toll is gone, there will be a peace deal announced very soon
>>533324660Trump just threatened them. The Jews that is, no more bombing.
>>533324660Haha
>>533324660at some points they cannot bear any more ass kickings and it will be ceasefire for real, point is US boots on the ground aren't entering any time soon.
>>533324739They've lived under devastating US sanctions for decades now. They can survive this much longer than Donald can survive high gas prices in an election year, when he promised to lower them in 2024
>>533320153heil trvmp
>>533324660Bibi needs to maintain a state of endless war to prevent himself from getting ousted from corruption charges. He has a track record of breaking ceasefires.
>>533324814IRGC has invested heavily in gold and other ways to ride out the storm.It will be interesting to see where this all leads, but it increasingly sounds like Trump is tired of this war.
>>533324757>telling your masters what they can and cant doBold move Trump
>>533324660Israel broke the ceasefire 8 times in the first 30 minutes. It's probably going to get called off soon because Israel isn't respecting ithttps://archive.is/hTXbe
>>533320426I thought you Mudslime shills said they never had a bomb to begin with.
>>533324814You're delusional, the war is over, it's just a formality now
>>533324633Im saying i dont think theyre gonna share any of the toll payments. Theyll instead just use that money to buy stuff from u.s. check out trita parsis interview on this
>>533324814>They've lived under devastating US sanctions for decades nowThat's not the same thing as having all your infrastructure obliterated in a matter of weeks and the regime completely discredited among its own people.
>>533324956The only reason it would be over is apparently the US are working on resurrecting Obama's JCPOA deal with Iran except with Trump's name on it and far worse conditions than Obama negotiated. That deal is still a way off yet though. Strait closes again in 5 days when the ceasefire ends.
>>533325039>regime completely discredited among its own peopleHow is the regime discredited? They faced the US and survived. No regime change occurred despite Hegseth's best efforts. They killed the ayatollah and his son took over an hour later and everything continued as normal. How humiliating.
>>533321018they are literally worse than trannies who think they can become women
>>533324956Iranians have every reason under the sun to not trust the orange retard.
>>533325108I dont know about that. All the main hardliners are gone. Ghalibaf and araghchi are are more Iran first than shia firsters. Regime change did happen just an inside regime change
>>533325042Reports of the deal are better than the Obama deal though you lying nigger, they hand over and/or dilute their enriched uranium, under Obama they just gave up their lowest grade uranium, only above ground nuclear reactors, they kept underground ones under Obama
>>533325185>>533325164Please do not feed the shitskin living in Melbourne on welfare. Thank you.
>>533325164Ayatollah's son is in charge and was always far more hardline than his father. The whole thing is a huge fuck up. Not even Bush dared attack Iran because of how badly it was expected to go.>>533325185The released funds to Iran are significantly bigger than Obama ever allowed. Art of the deal!
>>533325164>all the main hardliners are goneYou mean the moderates
>>533325152You're a retard if you think Trump meant he was going to wipe out 90+ million people, especially since he only sent a few B-52's with gravity bombs
>>533320254Everybody simply ignored this post and pretended it doesn't exist
Even if we don't enact regime change, they're completely crippled and will take decades to rebuild everything that got destroyed in the last month.
>>533325230Those funds won't even cover the damage done to Iran by the US and Israel
>>533325258>Person in charge of the most powerful military on the planet threatens to exterminate an entire race and has the weaponry to actually do it>I can't believe you took him seriously!!!kys
>>533325304Which is why it won't be accepted and Iran will turn Hormuz into a new Suez whether the US likes it or not. That's very obviously where this is headed. Who can stop Iran from doing this? Certainly not the US navy, we have already seen that demonstrated in the last 7 weeks that they cannot re-open the strait by force
>>533325230Hes a literal vegetable dude. Ghalibaf is in charge for now
>>533325308Oh so he doesn't TACO? Funny how Trump can be whatever you want him be all at the same time even if it's contradictory, but yes if you believed that he was going to kill 90 million+ people then you're drooling spastic
>>533325304They definitely will in the coming years. Iran can get 40-100 billion per year possibly, also the damage was largely military, old military shit included that Iran wasn't even using.
>>533324143Except the IRGC is a shiite deathcut that already set the precedent of exploiting its tax base, people, and nation for the proliferation of war and terrorism abroadTHANKS FOR PLAYING THOUGH, dipshit fucking memeflagg faggotnigger
>>533325415He was promising to bomb electrical plants, desalination plants and other non-dual use civilian infrastructure which is a straight up war crime. Doesn't matter whether he was going to actually engage in ethnic cleansing. The leader of the free world threatening any of this kind of shit is a historic level disgrace
>>533325464They destroyed steel plants, factories, etc and how will they get 100 billion USD a year? There is no toll
>>533324866fortunately bibi is probably dead
What was the point of all this? Its a complete failure, nothing was accomplished. Trump could just have made a deal with the old pre war regime instead of all this bs? Wtf... He failed.
>>533320153>Iran gets what it requested(stopping kikel genocide)>Airen cuckedHow so senpai?
>>533325578The point is that you lost, tranny
>>533321915iran is selling the exact same amount of barrels every day, before, during and after the war, except prices have at least tripled for a period. they get mad cash, retard
>>533325504Oh no, you can't say hurty words, you must abide by Jewish neoliberal laws like you can't deport an illegal immigrant because if he claims to be gayNeck yourself
>>533325578Markets are closed on the weekend and don't obey trump directly The military is not closed on the weekend and obey trump directly
>>533325504>He was promising to bomb electrical plants, desalination plants and other non-dual use civilian infrastructure which is a straight up war crime.Didn't we do that in WW2 when we firebombed Japanese cities? Seems no one complained then.
>>533325611I just observed and somehow I lost. 9D chess.
>>533320254the shilling on /pol/ is the highest it's ever been. Or all those "no more wars" Trump voters turned out to be hawks who just want their government to murder browns to maintain their grip on power while they keep getting poorer
>>533325666Because a fake war started by Israel so Israel could steal Lebanese territory without Iran helping them is equivalent to WW2, are you stupid
>>533325693>Or all those "no more wars" Trump voters turned out to be hawks who just want their government to murder brownsYou're making Trump extremely based through.
There may be some confusion about what has happened here. Araghchi said the strait is open "on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran." The announcement was a $1/bbl fee. The only thing that changed is that now US-allied ships can go through, with the fee. Or that's one reading.Trump posted that the strait is "completely open and free" and that the "Hormuz situation is over." So that's another reading. It reminds me of the time when Iran said they agreed to a list of points, and Trump said he agreed to a list of points, but the lists they agreed to were not the same. That was funny.So who knows what's going on with Trump having literacy problems and everyone listening to Trump's misinterpretation of what has been said.
>>533325751What happened to 'No new wars' and 'America first'. You guys are way too easily fooled
>>533323851I missed out on it, being a poorfag at the time. at least i had a super nintendo.
>>533325850Trump is desperately trying to get the price of oil and by extension, gas prices down. He doesn't care what is true. He's trying to manipulate the oil futures market downwards. And he's so retarded he called it the 'Strait of Iran', so it's possible he simply just doesn't understand what Iran's terms are because he's no longer mentally capable of doing so.
>>533325850This is far from over, this is just Iran playing the game of diplomacy.
>>533320704>>Obama Derangement syndrome.Are you seriously trying to steal that too? Christ, you people are pathetic.
>>533320153Iran is winning again. Why is that? I though sand niggers were dumb and Americans were the master race?
>>533325666It wasn't illegal until a few years after WW2 because the Allies didn't want anyone doing to them what they did to Germany and Japan.
>>533325751Why didn't you vote for Kamala Harris then, since she said war with Iran was on the table and was backed by Dick Cheney? If I thought wars in the Middle East, I'd vote for whoever Dick Cheney wanted as president.
>>533325986Trump has run the US into the ground, such that they're now genuinely at risk of losing a war to a 3rd world middle power with no nuclear weapons
>>533326092Imagine being so disconnected from reality huffing their own farts thinking you're something you're not
>>533326152If you don't see this as a strategic blunder than you're beyond hopeBut tell me this, is it true that the toilets flush in the opposite direction there?
>>533326152The US is about to capitulate in this war because the damage of high gas prices near the midterms would be unrecoverable for the GOP. Dems are already predicted to take the senate, which is almost impossible due to the structural bias in the senate towards rural areas. That's how bad the GOP is doing right now
>>533325986Brown person definitively spotted.
>533320153>Lebanon being bombed>Iran says it will open the strait if the JewSA tells israel to stop>they do that>Iran temporarily opens the straitalso visegrad24 and osintdefenders are basically /k/opers with twitters and i assume anyone who posts them is a fag who supports jewlensky.
>Trump and Bibi BTFO by Iranny let me tell you how this is actually a winlol lmao even
>>533326224Iran is crippled, they've been forced to surrender, their ability to project power in the Middle East has been greatly reduced for many years to come>>533326234>US is about to capitulateYeah, you're beyond lost
>>533320153Day 308 of the 12 day war!And the UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER of Iran!Take that Putler!
>>533326382Why would a power who is winning be proposing an agreement to end the war as soon as possible? Could it be because it's hurting the US more than it's hurting Iran?
>>533326322See >>533326242
>>533326382>Iran is crippled, they've been forced to surrender, their ability to project power in the Middle East has been greatly reduced for many years to comeNigger they've now become THE regional power after proving that their missile program was enough to bring the orange retard to his knees. But enjoy your win if that's what puts this issue to bed. At least Israel got BTFO'd from lebanon.
>>533320235VPN eglinbot
>>533326465It's hurting the US a little but if you think it's hurting the US more than Iran then you need to be committed
>>533326527The delusional from you niggers is nothing short of sad, pathetic really, can't imagine what your life is like
>>533326554It's hurting the US massively, gas prices are $5 a gallon across most of the country. It's $7-8 a gallon on the west coast. That's catastrophic. The only thing American voters care about is gas prices and Trump broke the cardinal rule: don't fuck with the global oil supply.
>>533320392Nope. They're DEMANDING $20B of their frozen assets. Giving the uranium up is a whole different story
>>533326382And this is exactly what capitulation looks like. Who pays your enemy $20bn to back down if you're winning?
>>533326632mk anon well when you get to 1% control of iran we can talk. till then keep coping.
>>533326696likely involves sanction removal and release of frozen assets as well. no point in iran doing this unless it does.
Trump always wins
>>533326802Desperate times for Trump and Rubio to even consider such a one-sided deal
>>533326840least they bit the bullet as otherwise a toll would have been in place. they may try to get iran to sign the international waters agreement though. does it matter in the long run? no because nobody is going to stop them if they renig.
>>533326634Petrol is averaging around $4 in the US you dumb cunt, still cheaper than under Biden despite a war in the Middle East, Iranians are actually dying, having their infrastructure blown up, they are not doing better than the US, you're completely out of touch with reality
>>533326840>Giving Iran $20 billion of its own money so the US doesn't need to waste lives of its people>This is an Iranian victory
>>533326922You don't even live here nigger, gas was like $3.20 at most when Ukraine kicked off. Miggers deserve the rope
>>533326840They beat iran to a pulp and got a bargain
>>533326922People don't pay 'average' prices because that's rural + city averaged out. In cities, the price is above $5 right now, at absolute minimum
>>533326983They should be giving Iran $0. If the US was actually winning there would be no reason to hand over any money. They are only giving Iran money because it's the only way to get them to end the war.
>>533320254Yeah, its almost like 90% of miggers are more retarded and stupider than even the lowliest nigger innit?Why do you think these trannies keep spamming you lost everywhere like they are the ones that won and not the billionaire kikes they blame everything on lmao
>>533323229>They have no say in the matterThey actually have all the say in this matter. MIGA tard.
>>533320153Yes, they just won
>>533326550COPE TRANNY
>>533320254miggers dodging the truth (this post) like neo dodging bullets in the matrix
>>533326983that is not frozen assets you retard.
>>533322306Its why I don't think Israel will respect the cease fire. They're going to break it at the most opportune moment to them in a bid to get a ground war going. Even if they have to attack the US to do it. Liberty II: Electric Boogaloo.
>>533327544they never do but its become clear iran is becoming the regional power so if they continue iran will begin battering them again. US has shown it cant do much.the ceasefire timer is dwindling so if they refuse to accept it then israels going to face a lot of problems.
>>533325693So cute when the lefty shills call the regulars shills
>>533325230Not only that but didn't they even kill the son's Family? What reason has he for peace? How many other fathers and sons and mothers and daughters were lost? How many more will be without a nuclear deterrent? Ask Libya.
>>533327801The strait is better than a nuclear weapon.
>>533325230he is but he also is a lot better at leading. his father was on his death bed already. the original iranian ceasefire involved 20 points and they stated when given to the ayatollah he returned it to them twice on several points to be adjusted or removed so he was more reasonable in that aspect.
>>533327801Yeah they killed his family. Even the US killing 160 children in the school bombing at the start of the war would be hard to just forgive
>>533327631>The mental gymnastics shitskins do as they die
Bros… it gets even better. Iran says the straight is open but America is still saying it’s closed. FUCK YOU Iran.FUCK YOU liberals faggots. Suck my fucking MAGA cock like my hot girlfriend
>>533327885what ae you going to do about it? write a truth social post?
>iran cucked>Actually Iran is still charging the tollDo miggers really?
>>533320254>wasn't that was their condition for reopening the strait?Yes. Israel cucked but there's less than 48 hours left of the ceasefire so I doubt it will even matter.
>>533327905Here is source https://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/live-blog/live-updates-israel-lebanon-ceasefire-trump-iran-talks-hormuz-summit-rcna332294
>>533320254There are no real migapedos left, any migapedo on /pol/ is either a glowie or a paid jeet.
>>533320392>accordion to axiosLol lmao
>>533320153>exists>winsPanicans btfo
>>533322970> if Iran had held the strait closed for 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 months, the pain for the US would have been unbearableNah. It would have been terrible for Europe and Asia though
>>533320254Hey you fucking new faggot, Iran says the straight is open and America says there is a god damn blockade
>>533320695Basically Normalization of deviancy and all that shit
>>533320254>a-actually I wanted these conditions! I WON!says the nigger upon a smoldering ruin
>>533320254Get OFF my 4chan
>>533327871I agree with you in a sense but you have to understand the concept of martyrdom which exists throughout Shi'ism If ~6000 people died for long term peace, this will be viewed in Iran as a glorious victories for centuries if it holds.
>>533321030Shekels? But shekels are not accepted though. Only yuans
I want to hear it from the browns, trannies and libtards, explain yourselves
>>533320153>US opens strait.>uhhh guys Iran opened the straight!Lmfao shitskins coping on /pol/ will never not be funny hahahhahhhhahaOh and YOU LOST IRANIGGER hahahhahahhhahahahaahha
>>533328296>israel stops hitting lebanon>strait opensalmost like iran is just abiding by the deal
>>5333232865 days is enough for a crapton of tankers to load up and keep the world fueled for weeks apparently
>>533328296Wrong. Iran opened the strait and the US declares its blockade isn’t overhttps://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/live-blog/live-updates-israel-lebanon-ceasefire-trump-iran-talks-hormuz-summit-rcna332294
>>533328344The strait wasnt closed by Iran dumb fucktard, the US had a blockade of international waters completely fucking iran loooool.The US unblocked the strait and irannys are taking the credit like the coping shitskins they are lmfaooooo they never had any power to begin with!
>>533328440>The strait wasnt closed by Iran dumb fucktardHow much do they pay you retards to post on my beloved 4chins
>>533328431>nbc.Back to your echochamber leftoid faggot.
Another (pretending to be )retarded iranian decision.See you in x days when the next leadership gets bombed again. Even the common people are just seething doing nothing and got sweet talked. Their industries got majorly fucked too and they have gulf kikes extra seething, we are going to see even more well equipped rioters next time since the gulf kikes gonna make sure theyll get whatever weapons inside iran. Kikes just need to do their schizo mental breakdown on media whilst getting pretty much unscatched from this, as usual. Kikes main objective to shit up society/world anyway, not regime change bullshit faggotry.
>>533328460YOU LOST IRANIGGER HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>533327871The world should never forgive any of Iran's sacrifices to moloch. Those are actual war crimes. Using 120 (120, 140, 150, 160 oy vey) girls as human shields, murdering thousands of dissenters, sending them to strategic tank route bridges to get bombed.
>>533324948they didn't, they just had a ton of 60%+ enriched uranium, but now they most likely do since kikes whacked every religious fanatic who thought building it would keep them from going to heaven and getting their 72 virgin goats
>>533328195more like get off your momhaha, loser
>>533328215>thinks a ceasefire already implemented and about to end is long term peacei hate miggers so much bros
Israel won't even keep the peace for 5 days
>>533320601>Using OP KyrreISHYGDDT
>>533320153We spent a hundred billion dollars providing air support so Israel could land-grab a big fat "security zone" in Lebanon in their ongoing Hezbollah dust up.Donald has proclaimed the Strait not to matter half a dozen times. The Strait open accomplishes nothing for making America Great. New land under Israeli control accomplishes a LOT for Greater Israel, and it was done using American taxpayer (((defense))) funding.So there's really only one winnar in this whole shebang.
>>533320153This is actually insaneTrump is the first american president that managed to open strait of hormuz
>>533328865Wrooong!The strait blockade and reopening showed everyone the US has the BIGGEST DICK and everyone WILL bow down to it one way or another.The US can come to any shithole it wants, humiliate and destroy it and leave.Everyone should take note and fear the glorious new empire.
>>533328506Thank you but I’m the guy that posted NBC I appreciate the direction of your posts just reminding you that sites like NBC and MSN are still relatively impartial. Maybe you’re thinking of MSNBC, which is notoriously bad
>>533329053>MSNBC.Yeah i thought it was the same shit, my bad.Either way the US wins and mudniggers cry.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIRDIE SPICS AND MACACOS LOSTSO DID YUROKEKOLDS
>>533320410>the opinion of Macron and Starmerat least the opinion of Literally Who on Twitter can be funny sometimes
>>533321461Fuck those Israelis, cocksuckers wouldn't have a fucking clue about who is controlling who if bollah' lobbed a rocket on their heads.Israel, the tail, has been wagging the dog, the US. You can insert mutt memes at your leisure because no one in our admin was serious about fixing domestic problems.
>>533328865How's fuel prices where you live?Did the war benefit you?
>>533320153Another muslim defeat. Based.
>>533320153You think the Jews are physically and mentally able to not kill kids for five whole days? They're going to break the ceasefire.
>>533329323 >How about them gas prices Timmy?If gas went up a dollar for 6k terrorists then removing each dead terrorist and his missile from threatening innocent people cost Timmy about 1/10th of 1/10 of a cent
>>533330271Pali kids are terrorists. They cheer when they kill Jewish kids. Killing them is completely justified.
>>533328195Shut the fuck up kike
>>533330497When are you going back or at least pretending to be white and right for this honey trap controlled OP again?
I think ripping on miggers is like bullying the retarded kid in high school. I side eye that shit heavily. You guys should be more forgiving.
>>533330497What the guy above said. Fuck off my 4chan newfag
>>533330988Not this new fag the fucking guy above him. This person should skinned alive for being on here and not being behind Trump
>>533320392Iran fucking bombed Iraq for Saddam's nuke program....Everybody there distrust everybody because they know their are a bunch of psychopaths driven by hate and stupidity.Is the best for them all, Jews as the fucking weasels they are wanted go full retard and take advantage of all this issue, and while that orange retard is Mossad'd as fuck, all that pressure and operation over Iran is the best...For Iran!Then again:1- The fuckers that bombed that girls school should be prosecuted, 2-That stupid Orange faggot should stop pretending he is Cobra Commander on Twitter.3-That strait face meme is unfunny as fuckTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
>>533331100Its GI Joe. Get it right pussy behind the pirate meme.
"Arabian gulf" my ballsack
>>533320563>China cucked, India cucked, Europe cucked, and Iran cucked.
>>533320254All the brownoids on this board really got exposed with this retarded war
>>533320254Cut OP some slack, he lives in the UK. The only thing he has is attempting to live vicariously through the migger mindset
>>533320153jews really are desperate to call anything a victory at this point. five fuckin days of not getting shot at as part of a negotiated ceasefire and they're gonna act like they just raised the israeli flag over Tehran
>>533330411My point. You cannot possibly go five days without infanticide. You will relapse into your true nature and you will find ten thousand excuses.
>>533331002>>533330720>If you hate kikes you're a newfagSome bold pilpul there.
>>533330720this post glowsagent golemtard, you havent lurked long enough
>>533320254Keep telling the truth it makes the shills big mad
>>533320502>Kill iran's insane leaders>Destroy iran's entire offensive capacity>Cuck iran's proxy network into submission>ahhh but now we will hold the straight of hormuz hostage forevor to make you pay for doing this>actually we won't>America achieved nothing?????
>>533325960Looks like you have serious ODS
>>533324814>simps for theocracy>Australian flagChecks out.
>>533320153They did win, stays in power, gets oil sanctions lifted, no regime change, israel tethered, and 20 billion in cash. It worked out very well for them.
>>533331371Pirate flag is best flag.
>>533328215You talk like no one else ever venerated their fallen. You ever hear the US version of ww2?
>>533333963america being called the great satan but also iran negotiating with them is a big win for america
>>533320392no fuckign way HAHAHAHA ITS REAL
>>533324912>>telling your masters what they can and cant do
