They killed our soldiers and now they get $20 billion just to reopen a Strait that was already open before the war started. Pure humiliation.https://www.axios.com/2026/04/17/iran-us-deal-20-billion-frozen-funds-uranium
That's a big pallet of cash
>>533326847trumps just negotiating our power away so WEF Agenda 2030 can happen nice and easily without too much goycattle pushback.
All this just for the same deal Obama made 15 years ago lmao
>>533326912The Israeli agenda was the WEF agenda . You lost jewboi
Whats the price-per-ounce of Iranium?
>>533326847
>>533326870Giving Ira-nuans pallets o cash is MAGA. We always said that. You lost tranny.
>>533326847>Iran is enriching uranium, so US blows up Iran>Iran closes the Strait>US gives Iran $20 billion to open the Strait>Iran uses $20 billion to enrich more uranium>....This is a funny way to win, Mr Trump.
>>533326847Iran lost tranny
>>533326847Why not use this money instead to build a pipeline from the gulf to Israel so that Iran and the Houthis can't do anything? And keep the war going.It's because the state department is a bunch of woke gay retards.Watch Jews will make them lose in Ukraine, Russians are much easier to work with than these evil gay retards.
>>533327153We're the ones paying reparations to them, not the other way around
>>533326973>>533326847The funniest part of this is that the US isn't even set to receive it.The deal is to "transfer it to a third party".So Iran could for example sell it at market rate to China and still get the 20 billion.
>>533327154>Why not use this money instead to build a pipeline from the gulf to Israel so that Iran and the Houthis can't do anything? And keep the war going.Short answer? Planting season.Your corn state governors will chimp.OUTIf their constituents can't get affordable fertilizer.You don't fuck with the grain mafia.
>>53332723720 bil won't buy them shit that's nigger change
>>533326847Of course it’s US footing the bill, not Israel… there’s not a bigger cuck on the planet than a migger
>>533327154>Why not use this money instead to build a pipeline from the gulf to Israel so that Iran and the Houthis can't do anything?Can't do anything? Like shoot the pipeline with a rocket? Nobody would ever do that
>>533326847America has been defeated
>>533327154Why not use the money to decouple our dependence on oil altogether? Because controlling a limited resource is their biggest source of power over the world.
>>533326847iran won as the world just found out they're a superpower who, along with russia and china, will erode American influence
>>533327533and you're still a tranny, kys sooner than later
>>533326847IT'S HAPPENING
>>533327731You lost migger uwu
>>533327731isnt there an elderly jew you could donate $800 to today? You know they're God's chosen, right? God will punish you for not giving them your money - they said so.
>>533326870It's in USD so it's basically useless monopoly money.
>>5333281731 USD to 9 Krona by the way.
>>533326847"We'll destroy their uranium"Failed"Seal team 6 will seize the uranium" Failed"How does 2 billions sound Iran"Iran:
growing up is realizing hillary should have won and 2016 /pol/ lost.
>>533326933This seems like a worse version of that deal
>>533326847wouldn't it be funny if Iran didn't actually have any enriched Uranium but started making it to trade for this cash?
>>533326847Thats probably the iranian assets the US froze with their sanctions. Just like the "plane full of billions".
>>533326847>frozen-funds-Iran lost trillions of dollars worth of hardware and investments. Turdies just cant cope with their total defeat.
>>533329022Hillary would have just involved us in a war we lost bigly. What do you think is still happening in Ukraine today? God you leftist shitskins are retarded
>>533329022Silence jeet.
>>533329445The war in Ukraine was started by Russia
Based
>>533329445>muh whataboutismBut she didn't trump did and sucking every jew cock while doing it.
>>533326847Only Iran is getting their tankers through the strait btw
>>533329445hillary successfully dethroned gaddafi and his regime you stupid bitch
>>533329299Lol, no they didn't.
>>533326847What a bunch of fucking losers. Either go for the fucking kill-shot or fuck off. The iranians are begging for a deal, it's totally obvious. That also leaves them in the worse position and will ensure that the u.s. will just fuck with them even more, later on.
>>533328643How much compared to Monopoly bucks?
>>533326847Did most anons here miss the part about the funds being frozen? Iran is essentially giving up uranium in return for 20 billion of their own money. How is this a win for Iran?
>>533330466See>>533327237
Is this 'dust' the uranium that the Americans were in the process of stealing but got bogged down and decided to bomb their own plane, releasing the dust into the atmosphere?Is this what your paying $20 billion for?
>>533326847False, Iran is paying the U.S. 1 trillion in oil for getting their asses blown the fuck out. Trump gaped them and Star Spangle bukkaked their asses with hot, sticky freedom fuel. Trump is your King & Savior
>>533326870For you.
They were ready to give up their uranium in negotiations right before Israel attacked them and forced our hand.
>>533333231That's probably the worst part
>>533326847$20 Billion to jumpstart the other dozen processes that you need to build a nuke.
>>533326847So trump is admitting iran will mine uranium for us. Got it
ITT: Brown copium
The fruits of their leadership, blood money and betrayal>He/They should have known better than to trust a _ _ _
>>533326847Who cares? It's all funny money anyway. Here's your 20 billion. Ok, I'm issuing the Trumpengolem gold backed CBDC now. Plenty of money to be made turning Murifetten into smart city soft slaves. We can do New Rafah too, right? K thx
Trump: "If Iran had a nuke they'd use it."Fact: Iran has had the capacity to produce a critical nuclear pile, no moderator required and a compact one at that, since they crossed the roughly 20% enrichment threshold. That was several years ago.They could arrange to deliver such (e.g. via missile, drone, etc.) on Dimona (Israel's nuclear facility), a perfectly-acceptable military target as it is the seat of all plutonium-based nuclear weapons that Israel may possess, and if they did so it would produce a radioactive polluted area that would take decades to clean up the high-level waste from and anyone attempting to approach it would be killed by radiation, with the criticality only ceasing when the assembly melted to a sufficient degree that its configuration was lost. If the target got unlucky the configuration might not be lost as it melted, in which case "putting it out" would require truly extreme and very bad options (e.g. blowing up to disperse it enough that it ceases to be a critical mass -- which spreads the material all over the place.)The impact and requirements to clean it up would be roughly equivalent to Fukushima with a cost likely to run into the hundreds of billions and time requirement stretching over decades. The facility would likely be permanently destroyed operationally and economically even though physically it would remain standing.Iran could have done this many years, perhaps as much as a decade ago and has not therefore the claim that "they'll use it" is a knowing and intentional lie. There is nothing complicated about the construction of such a device either; it is much easier than building an actual bomb. They posses the capacity to do so and have not done it.
>>533326847ART OF THE SHART
>>533333709He meant that they'd use it to protect themselves from the US invading them at the behest of Israel/Rothschild. You wrote so many words.
>>533333257art of the deal
>>533326870it's literally their money though that was frozen. So Iran giving up their enriched uranium stocks just to get money that was frozen. The cope from OP is typical for a faggot.
Now the whole world knows that the US won't invade because it is a paper tiger that can't so much as pay denbts.
>>533326847>Scoop>Considers>Axios
>>533333709And now they showed they are unwilling to use it so Trump called their bluff. They lost.
>>533327120>Iran's money is frozen>Iran is bombed and doesn't even have a leader now>Iran gives up uranium>Iran has no control over anything>Iran get's back the money that was frozen hmm a "win" for Iran I guess if you are scraping the bottom of the cope barrel
>>533327458It's Iran's money that is frozen. Did you even read the article?
Iran can never win anon.
>>533334405Um, sweaty, the Multipolar World Order called Drump's bluff. You can start learning Mandarin now.
>>533326933Obama didn't give Iran it's frozen money back. Obama literally gave Iran $bh's to get some US sailors back.
>>533334438It's one thing to identify cope. To go and come up with cope yourself is something even sadder.
>>533329022hello hillaryit was your turn babeyou wuz robbedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1NhtqEHirs
>>533330466Do you expect anons to read articles and instead just rely on OP's gay rantings?
>>533326847https://youtu.be/-Fp7w3Jy3yk
>>533326847Strait chads keep winning
>>533334603The cope is that you morons think the US is giving Iran money from US taxpayers - the money is literally frozen money from Iran.
>>533330327as if that's a good thing you stupid bitch
>>533326870Almost like Obama's nuclear deal huh.
>>533326847>$20B>IRAN WON Lombardy pays $120B to Sicily and Naples in pure gibs every year.How much Sicily and Naples win in 'it*ly' ?
>>533334438Sources say Iran isn't negotiating on enrichment but Trump is going to pay them anyway. MAGA!
>>533334279Weren't you guys complaining about the Obama deal before? Was it just not zogged to your taste as it is now?
>>533334701I don't follow this kike shit, so your wasting your time on me. It's just kike tricks at work. I doubt this is even real. Just more of the puppet rambling off to manipulate the market.
>>533334813Based Niggers.
PALLETSFULLOFCASH
>>533330608>Rebuttal is my opinionpostIs your IQ room temperature? By your logic Iran is paying tribute to themselves while giving something up considering the money theirs to begin with. Do you know the difference between frozen and forfeited/confiscated?
>>533330466>>533335999They weakened America and Israel, the GCC was punished, they kept their regime and they keep their proxies around Israel. Nuclear material is unnecessary for them because they have an economic nuke (see Strait of Hormuz)
>>533326847Trump shit his pants when Obama lifted sanctions to remove Iran's enriched (.3%) Uranium, yet here we are.