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5th most popular post on leddit right now.
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They aren’t wrong
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>>533330162
>levin
I hate Trump. The shooting was fake. But why is it a Kike being elevated with this talking point.
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>>533330162
>FBI is not to be trusted under this administration
Didn’t the assassination attempt happen under the old administration?
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>>533330162
Libtards are getting shizo lately. Now that Trump kicked out the low IQ anti semite christian nationalist shizos like Candance, libtards might just be the party of conspiracy theorists and nutjobs.
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I wonder why they're disclosing this now...
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>>533330162
Plastic surgery is significantly more advanced now than it was whenever holyfield got his ear bit off. That being said trump being shot at was still fake and gay.
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>>533330162
Getting grazed by a bullet is a bit different than getting a chunk of your ear bitten off. I wouldn't expect a retarded Redditor to comprehend that though. Anyway, the whole "assassination" probably was fake and gay like so many things these days.
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>>533330162
>armalite rifle 15 rifle
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>>533330376
>libtards might just be the party of conspiracy theorists and nutjobs
Do you think flat earth is a belief more commonly held on the left or right?
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>>533330572
>grazed
May we see it?
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>>533330403
EL PROHIBIDO
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>>533330258
reddit is literally a zionist controlled forum
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>>533330376
Candace might be a negress but she's high IQ and doesn't fall for jewish tricks.
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>>533330162
Only *mericans could have believed that was real.
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>>533330654
Probably right no? I don't really see why you'd even be a flat earther unless you're peak contrarian and those are mostly right wing
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>>533330162
Trump never shuts up, it wouldn't hurt if he talked about the ear. Where was it actually hit. Post a picture of stitches. Etc. it could have barely been a scratch or needed plastic surgery. Just saying, we don’t really know.
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>>533330162
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>Billionaire and (at the time) former leader of a country
>Literal fighting mutt

Leftists bitch and moan about inequality all the time yet some how think they have the same level of access to healthcare?
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>>533330162
If that's true it implies Governor Shapiro and the Biden Admin were also in on it. Would be way too risky a stunt to attempt without friendly law enforcement.
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>>533330748
this, and its easy to get shooters who want to kill themselves and easy to fake dead people in the audience
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>>533330162
Jesse Ventura calls it a "blade job" they cut themselves in wrestling to make it look real.

Personally I think he really was shot at but that it was Israel. And Israel flipped it around and told Trump that it was Iran...

Either that or, Trump cut his own ear as an excuse to go to Iran.

As a cover-up for the Epstein files and the fact that he's a pedophile.
Who knows
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>>533330376

They always were kek. Christ I remember when they claimed Russia hacked the 2016 election.... Those days seemed so comfy looking back :(
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>>533330748
>that diaper butt
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>>533330258
Just because you have a Jewish name does not mean that you are Jewish
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>>533330919

Riiiiiight.... And the guy behind Trump laying next to the brains that had just been blown out of his skull? Fake too right?
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>>533330883
As easy as faking a pandemic (Lots of dead bodies) with a 99% survival rate.
>BUT I SEEN IT ON THE TV
Get boosted/go back you fucking golem.
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>>533330229
They’re correct though.
Conspiracy
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>>533330162
Do people not know what cosmetic surgery is?
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>>533331036
No that was real he was actually sacrificed and he was the only target

Or he never really existed and they fabricated him for this pot
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>>533331121
Plot*
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>>533331036
I bet you believe the "miracle bullet" photo story too.
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>>533331121
That's where you drift into lunacy and lose any potential audience for this shit.
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>>533330162
One of its heads seemed to have a mortal wound, but its mortal wound was healed, and the whole earth marveled as they followed the beast.
Revelation 13:3
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>>533330403
>Enough is enough
Literally from the illuminati card game
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>>533330162
>levin
>schizoing out
>doesn't understand the passage of time in reference to medical advancements
>doesn't understand what real money can buy

a jew will always tell on himself, and it will always be something where he outwardly tries to assert dominance & knowledge, which is definitive 75 IQ midwit territory.

Ashkens invaded a land that wasn't even really given to them properly by the Brits, and they have done fucking basically nothing with it for closing in on a century, except for inventing a tomato that fucking sucks outside of being impervious to shipping jostling. What an achievement; literal de-evolution. If you want to bomb Lebanon for no reason, fine, but we're not going to play defense for faggotry; go put your own boots on the ground.
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>>533330162
he's right.
The whole thing stinks.
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>>533331208
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>>533330162
>Christians thanking God for diverting the bullet away from Antichrist Trump and into an innocent firefighter bystander
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>>533331036
False flags is either 9/11 where people actually die, or sandy hook where everyone is an actor and no one dies. Sometimes people actually die in false flags but its still fake, because the narrative is fake even if people actually do die in them sometimes.
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>>533331211
Damage control have arrived!
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>>533330162
>FBI is not to be trusted under this administration
This is why you can't trust or ally with leftists. They will go back to simping for authority when blue team is in charge.
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>>533330162
>its not crazy to he skeptical
>but don't you dare deny the holocaust!!
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>>533330162
He wasn't "shot" the bullet nearly grazed his ear.
Just enough to bleed.
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>>533331039
You fucking idiot, did you not see the 50-100 various phone recordings all showing the same shit?
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>>533330162
5.56 makes pinhole entry wounds that you can't even see. Exit wounds are large only when you shoot a large mass of flesh. 5.56mm is 0.219 inches in diameter. He would have a nearly invisible scar
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>>533331169
Looks like his ear got split open and they stitched it back together.
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>>533331169
This shit just looks like nothing.
He also disappeared off stage for a second.
A bullet that size would basically destroy your ear.
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>>533330162
100% fake, just like every false flag US-Israel is known to do
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>>533331435
>I SEEN IT, I SEEN IT ON THE TV AND THE PHONE CAMERA
>YOU CAN'T FAKE THAT
Pathetic. Keep megadosing the fluoride retard.
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>>533330162
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>>533330666
>PROHIBIDATO!
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>>533330162
More worried about Trump's frontal lobe
It's been missing for years now
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>>533331194
This. Yall still marveling over the Beast’s miraculous recovery.
Calling it “staged” counts as marveling, you’re in such disbelief that something like that could happen.
Revelation 13:3, bro
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Reddit is fucking gay. I literally paused and saw the bullet on live tv

What the fuck you think happened?

>Hey yo don....at 2:39:02 1/8 just ..turn your head a little and it will graze your ear and hit a volunteer firefighter


Some conspiracy theories are fucking retarded. Thermite in the twin towers has more evidence than this
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>>533330162
>ear entirely bitten off. flesh removed.
vs
>ear barely nicked by a bullet just enough to bleed
>these are somehow the same
what
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>>533330162
We all knew it was fake and gay.
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>>533330162
"whitepeopletwitter" is 100% run by a spook agency
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>>533331849
Personally, I'm not marvelling at anything, it doesn't amaze me that mutts raised on Pixar and WWE believe this slop.
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>>533331735
Frontotemporal Dementia
Decalcify your pineal gland bros
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>>533331265
>inb4 trump get snipered in minecraft
It won’t happen but if it does I will remember making this post.
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>>533332024
That counts as shock and awe honestly.
Revelation 13:3, mate. That may have been it.
I mean he already compared himself to Jesus/God.
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>>533330229
Yes they are, trumps ear was nicked, holys was bitten off. A fine stitch took care of one, not the other
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>>533332119
Nothing but "Shlock and bore" right here.
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>>533331188
Nice argument, Jew
>Everything I don't like is lunacy
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>>533330162
I mean, no one ever accused predditors of being logical, or intelligent, or functional beings.
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>>533330403
Oil prices, you want oil you need peace in iran, so you have to include lebanon, trump knows it, iran demands it, netanyahu is done for. Trial soon
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>>533330311
Oy vey!
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>>533331618
it over-penetrated, it wouldn't magically evaporate your ear
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>>533330162
>TWUMP WAS SHOT INNNN THE EAAAARRR
>LITERALLY THE BULLET HIT HIS EAR!!!!!
No it didn't. It barely graved him, it basically gave him a light razor sharp cut on his ear. It's funny still that people can't comprehend that. Either the bullet WACKED his ear, fucking took it completely off..or it never hit him.
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>>533330162

Uh huh, and trans women are women.
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>>533330654
Neither, it's just kikes well poisoning
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>>533332530
I bet you yell at the screen in movie theatres.
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maybe it was early use of AI?
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>>533330162
>>533330229
>>533330258
Reconstructive ear surgery exist, you know? Or you are a retarded nigger who believes whatever shit on the internet
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>>533331036
>appeal to incredulity
I'll explain this for you dimwitted dumbfucks: Israel wanted mega-shabbos Trump as POTUS in 2024 because they were planning to storm Gaza and genocide Palestinians. Putting on some "assassination" theater to help ensure christians vote MIGA and sacrificing a dumb goy in the process is just business as usual for zionist ops. Just like with charlie kirk. He was becoming a threat to the national security of israel (turn his evangelical zio-brainwashing org into something authentically America-First) so they unfucking plugged him.
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>>533332850
I'm feeling generous. Even meme flags get a free "Fell for it again" rosette.
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>>533330740
>negress
>high IQ
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>>533330376
I think its also a lot of big left names going far off the deep end too, with the fact lefties are more likely to stick to their group opinion.
Like Hasan has become more and more like a left wing Alex Jones over the years, and his followers have basically become a cult because of the group opinion shit.
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>>533330376
>Libtards are getting shizo lately
Hopepilled, bros, it feels like our nation is on the cusp of healing :) Right and left are merging on common ground.
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>>533330229
I was with them until "under this administration", revealing the usual redditardation
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>>533333512
reminder
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>>533333512
I love her so much
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>>533330162
Not sure if I 100% buy it, but faking this is totally something Trump would do so it wouldn't really surprise me.
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>>533331036
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>>533330162
I don't see anything wrong with what he said. He's probably right.
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>>533333800
He at least might've played it up. Or had better plastic surgeons.
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>>533330229
Do you not understand the difference between a direct hit vs being grazed?
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>>533333512
Ana K is an impressive woman
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>>533331194
>mortal
show me where this injury was mortal
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>>533333512
>my penis's POV
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>>533330162
>someone as vain as Trump absolutely wouldn't use plastic surgery and ear protheses
There should be a limit to how much stupidity a person is allowed to vomit out per day.
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>>533330311
here was bidens reaction when asked about that
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>>533330162
Things that make you go hmmmmmm
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>>533333608
Friend is ethnically jewish( family is Christian and fled Ruassia/bolsheviks back in the 1920s) and even he and his old dad have been bitching about jews+isreel for being subversive, globalist, gungrabbing commie faggots.
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>>533331618
Ar15 actually shoots a small bullet.
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>>533330229
They may be right but Ribbit is still a bunch of queers
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>>533330162
Who trusted the FBI to begin with?
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>>533330229
Congratulations you are on the same level as literal nigger women on reddit
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>>533330162
>reddit
Go there then
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They have secret service always scanning the crowd for suspicious activity and yet they missed some guy on a roof who would've had to take time to prepare and shoot?
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>>533333333
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>>533330162
Can't you just get a plastic surgeon to replace the cartilage with a bit of silicon, regular people might not give a shit if half their ear is gone as long as they can still hear but I'm sure there are actors and influencers out there who get their ears redone between the BBL and the jaw shaving
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>>533333512
what your average married man hears if they leave the toilet seat up
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>>533334484
Congratulations you are on the same level as a literal Indian.
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>>533330162
https://youtu.be/-Fp7w3Jy3yk
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>>533334423
I remember getting my weapon in boot and looking at the barrel caliber and asking the DI if it was just a training weapon. I learned.
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>>533330162
He dyes his hair and gets spray tans. He's obviously very concerned about his appearance and got his ear fixed surgically. Having a fucked up ear doesn't matter if you're a boxer it looks tough.
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>>533330740
>doesn't fall for jewish tricks.
>career is almost entirely anti israel kvetching
Sure thing, pal.
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>>533330162
so how much did they pay the shooter to commit suicide by cop?
retards.
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>>533330162
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>>533335518
Lets see how indians voted in the 2024 election shall we?
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>>533330162
>it's not crazy to be skeptical
The difference is that Republicans allow you to spin whatever skepticism you want and argue against it if it bothers them enough, democrats call it hate speech and try to bury you.
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>>533330258
Cause kikes are trying to make whites their scapegoat again.
>nooo it was the white men
>yeah we threatened their family but still
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>implying that an egotistical billionaire wouldn't pay for the best plastic surgery on the planet
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>>533334828
Shareblue shills are pathetic today
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>>533330666

666 prohibition of the beast. Checked
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>>533330162
I could be wrong, but wasn't Trump hit with shrapnel and not the actual bullet?
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>>533332850
Drumpf wouldn't have gotten reconstructive surgery because he'd prefer to wear it like a badge of honor.
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>>533330162
What other major shooting has a weird bullet at the centre of its controversy?
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>>533330162
Yep. We called it here from the beginning.

The "attempted assassination" and Trump's bloody ear were total kayfabe. A hoax. Razor blades and blood squibs are used all the time in professional wrestling stunts, and Donald Trump has participated in professional wrestling stunts. That's where he got the idea.

Razor blades and blood squibs in WWE:

https://youtu.be/p5pDnxpWxzc

https://youtu.be/kyvpBNVYg-s

Donald Trump's WWE appearance:

https://youtu.be/5NsrwH9I9vE
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>>533330162
Because bullet is stronger than teeth!
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>>533330162
>under this administration

Leftists are dumber than pajeets born in the mountains of india
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>>533336672
Gee, I dunno.
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>>533330162
>>533330229
A 5.56 bullet is about the diameter of a pencil. This fascination with Trumps ear healing comes from a basic misunderstanding of firearms on the left. The nick it made in Trumps ear was tiny compared to the bite radius of an ape
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>>533331618
Retard. See my previous post
>>533336811
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>>533330162
then reddit is proven retardation central even again, imagine trump not making a 0.5 mm cut to support a narrative if that was the case
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>>533330229
They're fucking retarded, and so are you.
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>>533336811
>The nick it made in Trumps ear was tiny
Because the nick was made by a razor blade hidden in his hand or in the hand of one of his bodyguards. It's an old pro wrestling trick.
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>>533330162
>not thinking your government lies to you know matter who is in office
>not noticing the jews in control
>still blaming someone else for your problems because you can't let go of your jewish owned and selected government official
we're not gonna make it if we're blind
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>>533332530
Schizos live in a black/white world. Completely void of any nuance.
CC: Lambright
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>>533336811
>A 5.56 bullet is about the diameter of a pencil.
smaller, literally .22 caliber, with a lot of impetus
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>>533330162
we're like this close to bio engineering perfect humans. do you think maybe cosmetic and plastic surgery has also advanced? they make a prescription strength ointment that will literally heal skin from burns, like nothing happened, for anything under a 3rd degree burn that destroys muscle tissue. I don't remember the name of it but i got a very serious burn in a small spot where I had a tattoo and a rich friend gave me a bottle of that shit and I'm good, you cannot tell. I also had a coworker that was using ozempic before covid. he was also rich. he told everyone he was doing keto.
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>>533330229
one had their ear bitten off the other had their ear nicked. they are wrong
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>>533330162
Trump got grazed on the edge of his ear, it was trivially easy to sew the wound closed and for it to heal because most of his flesh was intact. He didn't have a chunk bitten off. It's crazy people still perpetuate the myth that he faked an assassination, all to deny the possibility that he narrowly avoided death. Retards think Karma is real and that bad people get their comeuppance, so a perceived bad person avoiding punishment shatters their world view and drives them mad. Half of TDS is probably people just seething that Trump keeps winning.
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>>533332530
>or it never hit him.
Or he was never actually shot at.
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>>533336798
Both instances appear to be some new tech. Like some micro explosive charge embedded in the components of communication devices. Or something small enough to put in a pager.
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>>533331624
but... why the organizers of this "staged" event did not place the photgraphers in the right place from the start?
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>>533330229
Fpbp. Trump even said it hit his "earlobe", even though the psyop bandage was on the top of his ear. Fraudulent and homosexual, as always.
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>>533330376
Keep on owning those libs! Vote harder next time.
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>>533336728
>look at me
>I'm a schizo now
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>>533335672
she fell for a jewish trick by being anti-israel? you're a schizo faggot, neck yourself
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>>533331188
No, Joe Kent already went on record that there's a there here.
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>>533337136
Could be. But in Trump's case, I think the pro-wrestling trick is more likely. It's the easiest, simplest adequate explanation. Kirk's assassination is different. Some weird tech might have been involved in that one.
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>>533337295
I bet you still think 9/11 was 19 Arab hijackers with box cutters. Or you pretend you do for your job here.
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>>533330162
God helped him heal the inuries :)
god bless Isramerica
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>>533337296
He's getting desperate, so he's blindly throwing anything at the wall in the hope that maybe something will stick. That's what shills do when they're out of ammo.
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>>533330644
>redditors being retarded
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>>533330162
>Levin
No matter how much jewish ass Drump kisses they still hate him
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>>533337807
YHWH watches over Our Greatest Ally's best golem.
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>>533330162
Truth is better than a lie being popular.
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>>533337897
Zionist billionaires like him. Those are the only people who really matter now.
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>>533337632
Jews did WTC is my trench in this warfare. Gtfo blue retard so I can call you a kike. You belong on the opposite side.
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>>533337209
Because that would have looked even more staged, Heeb
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>>533330162
Death to EU
HIV to all euro shills
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>>533337977
Even better when truth becomes popular. The attempted assassination of Trump was a hoax to help him get elected and to get his followers to commit themselves even harder to their sellout candidate. Simple as. Shitlibs still suck ass and deserve to die, but nevertheless a stopped clock is right twice a day. Trump is a puppet of a hostile foreign power. Deal with it.
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>>533338307
So you admit Israel was behind the 9/11 false-flag operation, but you'll defend to the death Israel's biggest puppet? You're very confused, sir.
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>>533338530
>orange man bad
>shitlibs still suck ass and deserve to die
Who are shitlibs? What you don't like the most in shitlibs? What was the worst mistake a shitlib politician has made when Biden was the president?
Shills like you should put some effort into the act.
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>>533338009
>>533333115
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>>533338684
>12 posts by this ID
Come on now. You can do better.
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>>533330162
I mean there was blood on his face. He was definitely hit. His comeback speech when he returned, while presenting the chart
>as I was saying
Dude is GOAT’d idgaf if he raped girls on an island. Those chicks went voluntarily and were hot af. Anyone here would do the same today if given a chance.
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>>533338745
>y-y-you're a shitlib shill if you don't love zog puppet trump!
LOL. Is this what you're reduced to now?
>What was the worst mistake a shitlib politician has made when Biden was the president?
So many it's hard choose, but opening the floodgates to millions of beaners at our border has to rank right up there. But it wasn't a "mistake". It was deliberate and intended to fuck over White Americans.

Happy now, zionist shill?
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>>533333512
Let's get the pre-nose job pics now. We know about the nose, Ana
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>>533338999
>I mean there was blood on his face
And there's real blood on the faces of professional wrestlers when they cut themselves with razor blades for their dramatic stunts.

By the way, what waste of triple nines.
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>>533338830
>You can do better.
Better than you, apparently. Don't think I didn't notice you dodged my question.
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>>533330229
you lost tranny
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>There are AI- made media so all war crimes are fake (if they are committed by Iran or Russia)
>The earth is flat therefore Artemis II is fake
>Trump ordered a staged assassination attempt at himself
My bet is that all glowniggers after 2019, namely the US democrats and BRICSoids, have put a lot of effort in normalizing schizo posting to discredit anything they don't like
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>>533330162
Lol, Reddit's finally cottoned on to the idea of false flags and things not being as Government tells you they are
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>>533339417
It's time to retire that silly catch phrase. It was always an embarrassingly stupid comeback.
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>>533339340
>15 posts by this ID
You are very active for an useful idiot who does it for his own entertainment
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>>533332273
migger cope
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>>533336728
>he got the idea.
Wasn't his idea. You already know by this time who is the real president.
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>>533339510
It's not permanent with them, though. Redditors will forget all about hoaxes and false flags the moment shitlib dems get back in office.
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>>533339543
No. You lost tranny. And in case you are a chink- no more cheap gas for you lol
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>>533330162
Blade job
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>>533339602
Out of ammo already? Keep replying anyway, since you get paid per post and probably also for every reply you get. You're welcome and mazel tov, Ari.
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>>533330162
Is this becoming the bit in The man who would be king where the country bumpkins realise Sean Connery has deceived them and are out for his blood
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>>533339703
>And in case you are a chink
I'm not. I'm White, something you'll never really be, Ari, no matter how many nose jobs you get.
>no more cheap gas for you lol
No more cheap gas for anyone now. You're not immune to the coming global economic crunch, Ari. If anything, you'll be among the worst off.
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>>533330162
>And I saw that one of his heads was, as it were, wounded to death, and his deadly wound was healed. And all the world wondered after the beast.
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>>533337130
the comperatore family disagrees, faggot
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>>533330162
Trump got nicked.
Holyfield is a nigger.
Learn the difference.
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Edit: Thank you guys so so so much for 1 upvote! It means the world to me. Omg I’m literally freaking out right now. I just got home from school and this absolutely blew up! I didn’t know you guys agreed with me so much. Thank you omg wow. I'll post the rest of the speech later

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>>533339651
We all know who pulls Donald's strings. But the blade job is an old carny trick that Donald has known about for decades.

>>533339766
Yep.
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>>533338999
>Dude is GOAT’d
greatest race traitor
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>>533339927
Great movie that becomes more and more relevant every year.
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>>533330162
Tired of leftist conspiracy theories.
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>>533330162
He didn't even had a scratch a few days after. There was nothing to heal. It was fake, not even trying style
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>>533332850
TOTAL
GLOWNIGGER
DEATH
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>>533340117
>someone in the crowd was shot
>that means trump was also really shot at
See >>533331121

If kikes had no problem murdering 3,000 innocent people on 9/11, why would they scruple at shooting some rando in the crowd? Also, crisis actors are a thing. So are complete fabrications by the mainstream media.
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EDIT 6 (OMG): HOLY @#$& OMFG WTF OMGGGGGGGGGGGG 20 UPVOTES!!!!! THIS IS MY DREAM!! THANK YOU ALLLLLL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY u/Dogemaster666 u/randomstupidnanasnme u/still_girth WHO GOT ME TO THIS POINT AND ANNOUNCED THEY DID. YOU GUYS HAVE MY RESPECT 100 PERCENT. THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH GUYS OMG IM CRYING SO HARD AND MY PARENTS ARE ASKING WHY. ITS SO EMBARRASSING BUT SO WORTH IT. THANKS EVERYONE. SO. DAMN. MUCH.

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>>533340313
How about "far right" (i.e., White Americans who want their nation back and free from foreign control) conspiracy theories?
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They did this on 13/7 as 137 is the 33rd prime number, their hoax code. They were anointing Trump to lead, mimicking the blood put on Moses' brother Aaron right ear in the Book of Exodus, ordaining him to lead the Israelites.
Watch Youtube channels like DeKoding with Kodi and EnterThe5t4rz and they have videos going into much more detail.
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>>533330162
if you just assume that the opposite of whatever r*ddit believes is true you'll be correct the vast majority of the time
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>>533331618
People don't understand how fast a bullet travels. The actual bullet could BARELY skim the ear and it would be absolutely annihilated. The bullet's kinetic energy would create a shockwave or temporary cavity that would cause destruction without direct contact.
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>>533340747
Same goes for stopped clocks, which are accidentally right twice a day. This is one of those twice-daily moments.
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>>533332126
you got a pic of that fine stitch?
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>>533330258
Ignore all meme flags, they are from Israel
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>>533340559
But your guys have been repeating for a decade there's no such thing like crisis actors or jews doing WTC. What did change?
And why all jewish press in July 2024 pretended at first there was no shooting?
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>>533340850
it doesn't even make sense why they would go to the trouble of faking something like this, Trump had been consistently leading the entire cycle.
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eschatology explains it all.
the election was over when biden conceded to democrat demands.
nancy pelosi and chuck schumer the jew wanted greater israel. biden's 3 kids all married jews.
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>>533331849
nothing miraculous about theater.
or does calling a liar a liar count as marveling, mr memeflag?
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>>533336798
Shlomo Perl, explained
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>>533340967
>But your guys
Who are "my guys" supposed to be?
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Ear injuries can look terrible even from a small nick
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>>533340985
To boost him even more and get his followers to double down on their commitment to him. After all, he was going to betray them less than a year after getting elected. It helps to make them think their candidate barely survived an assassination attempt due to "divine intervention". Remember that the remaining hardcore Trumpians are zionist evangelicals who believe God Himself wants Trump to rule over us. This stunt would only confirm their belief.
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>>533341025
They openly mock us and dare us to do something about it -- or even just say something publicly. It's revelation of the method and a humiliation ritual for us goyim cattle.
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>>533341470
ok schizo. you know once you're president for a second term you don't need public support anymore right? there's no next election.
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>>533341187
I asked why all jewish press in July 2024 pretended there was no shooting you cum eating redditard bydlo, I see your mother didn't teach you to answer when others ask politely.
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>>533337296
Keep crying, leftoid niggerlover.
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>>533341676
So, you think "my guys" are shitlib kike journalists? Are you still trying to accuse me of being a DNC shill, despite the fact that I think Biden is a pedophile who stole the 2020 election and deliberately flooded the U.S. with illegal beaners to fuck over White Americans? Are we back to that stupid shill tactic again, Ari?

To answer your stupid question: rank-and-file shitlib jews, including those in the MSM, reflexively vote shitlib dem and reflexively promote the DNC agenda. Little jews vote 90% "D" no matter what. The only people who matter for Trump's campaign are zionist billionaires and millions of retarded Scofield evangelicals. The latter group is who this kayfabe stunt was meant for, and it worked like a charm.



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