24 years old.Fully paid off Costco hotdog.It's not "parents money".It's not luck.It's consistency.It's discipline.I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
>Final payment PaidAbsolutely satisfying.
king shit.
We live in a society
i'll gladly pay you in installments over the next 4 fridays for a hotdog today.
>>533338162Interest free? What a deal!
>>533338162You borrowed hotdogYou pay for itSimple as
>>533338162love you anon
We need Costco hot dog forgiveness. Shouldering this massive debt is affecting my future prospects.
>>533338162Congratulations on your glizzy ownership anon
>>533338162yo they are tracking halves of pennies
is it better to get 2% cashback on a hotdog or pay over time?
>>533340127That is the question of our time.
>>533338162wtf the payments aren't monthly? How poor are people that they actually need this?
>>533340127There is no way you would be getting a 2% return on your money in 1.5 months even if you invested it AND were able to pay off in bulk at the end. Having to pay installments makes this even worse. The cashback is by far the better optionIf you could pay off the hotdog 6 months later or something then it could be worth it. But, only if you buy hotdogs in bulk, because for a single hotdog the fees of investing that money would likely dwarf the returns. The cashback, meawhile, is a solid unconditional 2% return, no fees or deductions.
>>533338162your parents paid for it with their $60 or $120 annual membership
>>533338162
>>533338162UNFATHOMABLY BASED!
>>533341265(You) for an actual effort post.
>>533338970Stupid goy didn't even factor in the opportunity cost of $1.50 for 60 days.This is why jews rule the world.
>>533338162how do you even pay the third subunit? or are they rounding up or down?
>>533338162This is a next level shitpost. Did you have to get a credit pull for this?
>>533338162you should make a course on this plans of action type shit
>>533338162fucking Rothschild. your class will be eaten soon
>>533338162What happens if you don't pay it? Will the repo man come and take your turd? Does it matter if it's not the hotdog turd?
>>533338162>one wienerLol
DEBTMAXXXXXXXXX
>>533343024They send the Costco Repo Men after you, a deadly crew put together from ex paramilitary
>>533343024just file for hotdog bankruptcy
>>533338162I hope you put the capital in good use.
can someone smarter than me tell me how to invest this or should i buy costco hot dogs instead
>>533343276Costco dog default swaps, my man.
>>533343276Nice money. You actually have a fucking plan or squirreling?
>>533338162best thread I've seen here in months
>>533343276Costco stock is actually a legit good investment.
>>533338162Leveraging the 120-day, same-as-cash hot dog deal to pull in interest to build your nestegg.If that's not winning, I don't know what is. You'll for sure be a homeowner by age (checks flag) 67.
>>533341069ameripoor level
>>533338162Kek im proud of you son! Learning responsibility 1 hotdog at a time!>>533338162
>>533343276Move it to Fidelity and put it in the FBALX fund.
>>533338162I kneel
>>533343276Invest in Costco hotdogs. Just make sure to close your position in time because you really don’t want a physical delivery of Costco hotdogs unless you’re able to rent a hotdog van with a certified driver. Or if you’re really hungry I suppose.
>>533343346Just saving up to buy a house with my dad, i got another $400k locked into an injury pension cause i lost an eyeball at work this one time but he still isn't retiring and my pension commutation takes ages to process so i was looking for some form of investment i can do to grow this money i saved up in the meantime
>>533343684i would not deal an eye ball for 800Ki think you got scammed bro
>>533343741you get used to it eventually plus im on disability while working fulltime so i basically do not pay taxes i unironically get more gibs than nonwhites (deserved) but yeah 2 eyes would be better
>>533343741>>533343684Nigga in Bulgaria saying he wouldn't sell an eye for $800,000.Nigga please.IF you died at work they'd send your family some flowers, maybe.And no money.And you'd sell me your sister AND daughter for $8000 much less $800,000 which is more than you have anything to offer for it.
>>533338917it's not a kosher dog that's for sure
>>533343975kys kike
>>533343975i am wealthier than you, go finance a hotdog on karna mutt bitch
>>533344081That's not remotely impressive to me. I had more than that in annual income by 30.
>>533342390Thanks anon
>>533344207you were working for thati just click two buttons per cycle of 4 yearsyou understand the difference?i just enjoy letting the mutts deal in the real world
I Literally Spit Out My Drink Laughing This Week At These 28 Pictures That Are Pretty Much Physically Impossible Not To Smile At
>>533343276>Canadian dollarDid you not read the post? Finance a hot dog with it
>>533344358>i just click two buttons per cycle of 4 yearsBut enough about your tongue and your dads prostate
>>533344617I might have to make it on installments....... 39k cad is $1.49 usd
>>533344617i love chocolate milk
>>533338162kek
>>533338162Kek, did that hot dog being paid off boost your credit score?
>>533343664Costco hot dogs would be a pretty good idea for a stable coin.
>>533338162Respect.That kind of discipline and consistency is RARE, especially at 24.You didn’t wait for luck.You BUILT your own momentum day by day.That’s what separates people.Keep going.Because that mindset turns small wins into something REAL.Proud of you bestie
Zoomer mortgage
>>533344081>>533344358how do I get money like you anon
>>533338162You're gonna be alright, anon
>>533344358>just click two buttons per cycle of 4 yearsIf you tell me what to do to make money like this ill name my first born son after you.
Do goyim really?Do they actually?
>>533338162Hell yeah, man.
>>533338162With Costco dogs maintaining its price over a decade, why don't we ditch fiat for dog-backed currency? Peg currencies to the dog
>>533338162https://x.com/i/status/2044866216829829165
>>533343276That's not an impressive humble brag. I've got 50k in cash and a paid off 50k car and I'm broke as fuck, it's all in stocks and I've got only 1000$ in my actual bank account
>>533338917Kek, exactly what I first thought. But then I realized it's probably baked into the price and costs something like 1 dollar without a hotdog financing plan.
>>533348305Try buying crypto 10 years ago
>>533349024you have 50k in cash but its all in stocksok bro
>>533349097Normal goyim also pay $1.50. Not paying in installments is financial suicide. You always take interest-free loans.
>>533349257"Liquid assets" sounds gay
>>533338162That’s commitment to a bit, salute.
>>533348305telegram @bvllgarian
>>533338162I bet if you were to really look into OP, you'd find that his parents financed a good portion of this hotdog, if not the whole thing. We can't all be born to such opulence.
sorry @bvllgaria
>>533338162The fuck
>>533349097Not necessarily. That construct is aimed at customers who cannot afford the 1.5 dollars for a hotdog. There's a good chance that they cannot afford to reliably pay the installments either. Then the lender can slap a $20 late fee on the overdue debt and if the debtor does not cooperate (many don't because they're too retarded to open their mail) forward the case to a debt collector, who puts another $200 fee on the tab. All payable by the debtor. Win-win. Except for the suckers who took out a consumer loan for a hotdog. If you streamline the process properly, you can generate thousands of delinquent debtors a day. For the price of a hotdog each.
>>533343116Trump jerking off his jew pals again
>>533338162Why did this picture make me cry for some reason?
>>533352464It is deeply modern.
