Why are you on /pol/
>>533344072i am /pol/
>>533344072quick news and quick commenting on same, also fun memes and subculture.
>>533344072To call you a jeet, dumb thread retard.
>>533344072i'm a loser
>>533344072It's the fastest page for international news.
>>533344166this. am loser. big one.
>>533344072This board is too addictive. I can't stop browsing the catalogue by creation date so I can always be the first to reply to a thread and get many (You)s
>>533344072I'm not here. Neither are you. You're back at Recall, having a psychotic episode
>>533344072i am on /pol/and the /pol/ is on me
>>533344072I've only been here for two weeks and I mostly come for the funny threads
>>533344314for (you), I hope you cherish this moment as the retarded shit you normally spew isnt worth the time it takes to solve the captcha. Cheers nigger
>>533344160>VIRGIN
>>533344072Because I can't take how fake people are literally everywhere else.
>>533344072In bed after a good fuck session with my wife.
>>533344072To blow off steam and because it's humorous to LARP as a nazi online. In real life I'm not a racist asshole at all. I have voted for my countries milquetoast socdem party since I have been old enough to vote.
I'm Trapped here.
>>533344072because you touch yourself at night
>>533344475Same. The rest of the net has been enshittified thoroughly. Where do you fucking go?
coming off an alcohol bender and need a few days off to get my shit together
i enjoy getting demoralized and psyopped
>>533344072media is so bad that pol gives more accurate news
/pol/ wouldn't be the same without me here. I feel a sense of obligation to preserve this board's culture.
whenever there's something cool in the news like americans and jews and muslims killing each other i come here for the sane rational take.
>>533344072i'm looking for lovemaybe build a relationship that will last me for the rest of my life
>>533344072Because I'm bored and I'm checking to see if anything's happening in the world.And because I'm here forever.
>>533344788>alcohol benderim going to start one tomorrow. but only two days long. anymore than that and things get bad. good luck buddy
>>533345253i love you long time
>>533345529i know
>>533344072You might have seen one of this "if you had a bad day at job WATCH THIS" back when they were popular. /pol/ serves the same role for me. Everytime i have a bad day or something I just hop on /pol/ to see a million of complete fucking retards and think "man, at least I'm not this stupid..."
>>533344138hey cris
>>533345689how rudei will not love you long time
>>533344072This site allows a bit of freedom of speech.
>533344072To get only the best 1PBTID threads.
>>533344072Decent news and an iota of decent conversation if the Jannies allow it
becaise i enjoy monitoring the schizophrenics
I enjoy making fun of Indians and watching them rage.
>>533344072My roommate introduced me to /b/ in 2006. The whole>Never forget, you're here foreveris more than just a meme.
>>533344072As if. Pol is on me.
>>533344072I'm bored and I ain't into social media. I don't even play vidya like before.
>>533344072to spread my beliefs and gain opinions on current events
>>533344072Despite the shills, kikes, and jeets. News hits this place first. Usually by hours and sometimes days. No matter how boring, and loud this place gets. It still one of the best sources for breaking news.
