Previous>>533349390 Day: 10 of the 14-day ceasefire™ periodDay: 48 of the 1 day Special Military Operation to Decapitate Iran™Trump War Tantrum / Cope Counter: 30+ https://litter.catbox.moe/f0hmqh.txt▶RECENT:>YOU ARE A MORON IF YOU BELIEVE TRUMPS SOCIALS ESPECIALLY ON A FRIDAY.>FRIDAY TruthSocial PUMPnDUMP. Conradictions GALORE. >Trumps statements are not confirmed by the opposing parties, both Israelis and Iranians.>Israelis are not happy about the rumors of peace and started complaining again.>Conflicting reports of the strait being open. Iran claims they are open to prevent Israel attacking Lebanon, while Trump claims Lebanon is not part of the deal.>Intense Israeli artillery shelling of Khiam, Debbine and southeast Lebanon, less than 30 minutes into the ceasefire.>Lebanon ceasefire went into effect, APR 16th 21:00 UTC.>Hezbollah launched a large barrage towards Shelomi and Nahariyya.>Last US troops leave Syria.>US & Iran ceasefire is set to expire on April 22.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug▶Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgxRfGCPV6g▶Oil:>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Kino:https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/fx86zj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/cbd7ug.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2hwzcx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/86yxn2.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram Channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Hormuz Strait Traffic:https://hormuztracking.com/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>NOTHING CHANGED
Strait Status?Petrodollar status?Lebanon status?Bibi status?
>NEW BAKER NEEDED.>THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT>NEW BAKER NEEDED.>THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT>NEW BAKER NEEDED.>THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT
>>533354194>>533354024
>>533354234>Strait Status?Uno reversed. >Petrodollar status?Good for the US.>Lebanon status?Lol. >Bibi status?Winning.
>>533354236sleep well friend
>NEW BAKER NEEDED.>THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT>NEW BAKER NEEDED.>THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT>>533354337thank you. you too.have a cat on me.
>>533354283> Multiple Israeli explosions are currently underway in southern Lebanon.> Israeli demolition activity have taken place across the city of Bint Jbeil, Khiam, Naqoura and Al Bayda in southern Lebanon.> Israeli detonation activity has shaken neighboring towns and cities including Sidon.>Non stop Israeli military activity with explosions heard across southern Lebanon.no video or pics are posted tho. i shouldn't have changed my name
>>533354236>>533354387Shut up, fuck. Some other retard will make threads.
>>533354387>>533354236I'll do s bake or two.
>>533354100https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776468414101148.webm
Well it was nice while it lasted.
>>533354449Thank you.
I am getting fucking bored sick of this war now is it going to kick off or not?I want kinoI want sunken carriersI want 50,000 explosive drones attacking the Las Vegas strip
Schrödinger Strait status?
>>533354539Best I can do you is the collapse of commodities markets if they can be manipulated like this, an economic crisis, and famine in parts of the world.
>>533354283>>533354393Us iran>This will be a great and brilliant day for the world because Iran has just announced that the Strait Of Hormuz is fully open and ready for business and full passage.>But the naval blockade with the greatest navy in the world, from the greatest military the world has ever seen, We built it during my first term. We built it. They said I was crazy. We weren't so crazy, were we?>We'll remain in full force and effect as it pertains to Iran until such time as our transaction with Iran is 100% complete and fully signed."------------------------------------------ NATO>And now that the Hormuz Strait situation is almost over, I received a call from NATO asking if we would like some help. Thank you very much, NATO.>And I told them I would have liked your help two months ago, but now I really don't want your help anymore because they were absolutely useless when we needed them.>But, actually, we never needed them. They needed us. They need us. They need us so badly."------------------------------------leb>Our deal with Iran is not in any way tied to Lebanon, but we will make Lebanon great again. I mean, it's about time we get some we've we've sort of the world has forgotten them, and they're good people."--------------------------------cuba >Will also bring about a day, seventy years in waiting. It's called a new dawn for Cuba.>We're gonna help them out with Cuba. We have a lot of great Cuban Americans. Not too many people in this audience, I don't think, but you go to Miami.>We have people, Cuban Americans, people that were brutally treated, whose families were killed and brutalized. And now watch what happens."
>>533354469I'm neither Jewish nor Nigerian but wouldn't it be ez money to sell snacks alcohol and and entertainment to the stuck ships?
>>533354539this gay war wouod sooner cause supplies shortages and famines than deliver kino. it's over
>>533354613>>533354643guess we'll live in the real world
>>533354635keeping baking /chic/
are we going to do anything special for thread #1000 or nah
>>533354293The mighty US empire begged for a ceasefire but it's totally winning!
>>533354100What up my /pig/gaz?
>>533351998>>533353103Reposting this and the knowledge of the following>the Treasury has been naked selling futures in an effort to drive down the price>an absolute shitload of futures expire on 4/22>if Iran ends the ceasefire a day early they can effectively force futures buyers to demand physical delivery>this would force the FedGov to drain the strategic reserve even faster than usual
>>533354539If you’re bored you can study the biography of your heroes
>>533354100>Israelis are not happy about the rumors of peace and started complaining again.
>>533354766gay orgy?
>>533354815I'd sooner study the biography of the rescued jewish pilot.
> The U.S. President made seven claims in one hour, all of them false. ------> They did not win the war with these lies, and they certainly will not achieve any progress in negotiations. ------> The Strait of Hormuz will not remain open under continued blockade. ------> Passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be based on the “designated route” and with Iran’s approval. ------> The opening or closing of the strait and the regulations governing it are a subject of discussion. He does not determine social networks. ------> Media warfare and opinion‑engineering are an important part of the war, and the Iranian nation is under the influence of these tricks.
>>533354100It's crazy how much better Hezbollah did this time around compared to 2024.>Israel makes very little progress into Lebanon>virtually zero high ranking Hezbollah officials assassinated>Hezbollah proves its weapon caches are intact and actually improving by utilizing new SCUD missiles and heavy artillery they transferred from Syria after Assad fell>over 100 Merkava tanks wiped from existence using FPV dronesMy goats, I never doubted you for a second.
>>533355009that's why israel is seething, they didn't even get to where they were in 2024 lmfao
>Our deal with Iran is not in any way tied to Lebanon, but we will make Lebanon great again. I mean, it's about time we get some we've we've sort of the world has forgotten them, and they're good people.">Our deal with Iran is not in any way tied to LebanonNiggeryahu was serious about the E. files, orange nigger is scared as fuck lol
>>533354786Fuck I hope they do that. Sadly they are too much muh honor and muh martyr shit to do it imo. Like, fuck. I would have deleted every Israeli desalination plant the microsecond Iran got their one hit.
>>533355009absolutely if you were on any hezballah channel you know they were wining Isreal only have air on them but Hezbollah dropped few of them, faggot today was like 2000 something killed of Hezbollah
>>533354100قصف مدفعي متواصل يستهدف القطاع الشرقي يُرجّح أنّه يستهدف الخيام>Continuous artillery bombardment targeting the eastern sector, it is likely that it is aimed at the tents.الرد على هذه الخروقات قادم حتما..إنها مسألة وقت فقط..>The response to these violations is inevitably coming... It's just a matter of time..Total Kike Death!
Spies on both sides : >Enemy media, Channel 15 in Kike language: "The General Security Service (Shin Bet) and the police are investigating a new and serious security incident. The head of the Criminal Investigations Department revealed this evening (Friday) that two regular soldiers from the Air Force have been detained for about a month on suspicion of spying for Iranian entities during their military service.>It is suspected that this is not an isolated case, but rather an organized network. At the beginning of the investigation, additional soldiers were arrested, some of them from sensitive units (including the Air Defense Unit).>The investigation also showed that the suspects were working for Iranian intelligence elements and used their positions to transmit information about systems, locations, and senior figures."
>>533354786In a sane society, they would hang for engineering a famine to avoid looking like they're losing a war.
>>533355239this is 2nd time I read about Iranian spies absolutel W for iran
>>533355009They probably realize it's fight or die at this point. And recruitment is probably way up now that normies are waking up about jews.
>>533355333was just going to say that
>>533354100miggers and jannies orally satisfy my anus most vigorously
>>533355173>Sadly they are too much muh honor and muh martyr shit to do it imo.I would have also said that an hour ago but they might use lebanon as an excuse to do a funny
>>533354914At least buy me a drink first.
>>533355366yah esp iran also did arrest and cracked down on Israeli spies there were even filmed confession
>>533354786Waiiiiiit.What.How isn't this the biggest goddamn news item?
>>533355484Although, a lot of the times after fighting when a government arrests "spies", they're just unloyal people. But that would imply Israel has a lot of dissenters.
>>533355211>>The response to these violations is inevitably coming... It's just a matter of timHezbollah statement?
>>533355507Too big and too dangerous to make visible to the masses
this is a boring ass war, we don't even get fpv kino like from the ukraine slogfestwhen is some1 gonna do something
>>533354786>>533355507This kind of prediction never ever comes to pass because normies don't even know about all the mechanisms jews have to manipulate and rig the market. Watch, nothing will change on that date.>>533355333>333>>533355366>66
>>533355591It is visible, mainstream media is downplaying it. Just like the AI bubble and the insider trading in the private credit market. All of which are about to bust and this oil crisis isn't helping. Next week is going to be a shit show.
Can the faglords over in the Middle East hurry up already and start shooting missiles again? I want to see explosions and fear on the markets.
Irans gonna get rich
Stock upOil downIran cardlessTrump winning
>>533355556Allied media commentary, nothing from Hezbollah yet but i trust them
>tfw no Aryan Islamic Hijabi that knows how to shoot AK-47’s
>>533355737
>>533355777
>>533355623Nothing compared to the 1488 from an /pig/ anon yesterday kek
>>533355507Because a large swath of the MSM is Pravda like MAGA mouthpiece, the others have, like foreign correspondents, largely done away with financial analysts. The alternative media is for the most part worse.
>>533355546Isreal spies in iran are normie slut/cucks that dont want the regime but Iranian one are in idf.alsothere is big protest insyria since the morning jewani gang have used violence to stop them, Isreal is building a barrier on Syria borders
>>533355805Sister looks serious
>>533355591The masses are too stupid to give a shit anyway. You could shout this from the rooftops and people would go "huh? but did you catch the game last night?"
>>533355737>she knows about Toyotas toowhy isn't she using a stock?
>>533355697Nah it's just too risky because Iran demonstrated it can easily hit oil infrastructure in the gulf states, not to mention the ships. This has become a stalemate.
>>533355737>no trigger disciplineinto the trash
>>533355856So true
>>533355899Checked.
>>533355814Syrians are mad with Jewlani since the news of Palestians sentenced to death came out, i fucking hate Jewlani and his fellow golems
>>533355695That's what I mean by not making visible. It's public sure, but they won't talk about and since most people don't go out of their way to learn about economics they won't see it. The good old "it's too complicated, you wouldn't get it" excuse
>>533355623These predictions don’t on out because they’re based on talmudic paper shuffling not working, like with stocks. This is different because our economy flat requires a certain amount of oil as physical input, and if 20% of that straight up does not exist there’s no amount of tricks that can make it appear
>>533355546Well you've got the Haredis ans Arabs which make up about 30% of the country together, then you've got those willing to sell out for some money of course, those that were sent by Iran themselves, etcetera.
>>533355809>>533355623I'm tired doc
>>533355737>>533355777>>533355805>>533355835harder than "female" kurd fighter will ever be>>533355734
Straight status?
>>533355344claymore was more of a scotland thing, og brits were all about the longbow.
>>533355737>>533355777>>533355805Uh, I was promised a big titty qt persian gf. Where is my big titty qt persian gf trump?
>>533355737>>533355777>>533355805>>533355835>clean nails>make-up>lack of disciplinecurrent state of Zuttloversfor all we know these are men dressed as women tooat least IDF Babes are hot
>>533355973>>533354469
>>533355943idk also if this barrier is keeping the Syrian land isreal has that would be L for him>Jewlani >jew
>>533355943It's wishful thinking, but I hope they either force him to act against ZOG or take their country back.
>>533355718the chinese market is up tooyou don't see the forest for the treeswealthy foreign investors are worried about local recessions and want the safest bets. oil is completely manipulated and will enron soon
>>533354469ngl, watching marine traffic in the strait is kinda kino
>>533355911>Hume's billiard table is about being dumb and not understanding how balls workPeak midwit
>>533353590apologies fren, was quite busy, you baking next one too?
>>533356037imagin pimping your female soldiers for online approvalinsert idf land whale pic
>>533356173Jewlani doesn't actually love Jews, he's just a dumb Arab rat who only knows how to backstab everyone around him and stir shit up for no reason. He'll backstab the jews too eventually
>beheaded 100 miggers>knows all the best anime and manga>will tie you in knots in the sack and give you 10 children
>>533356200>>533354387
Just give the Israelis some dumbass island. If they can't play nice with buffer states then they should get an island. What about the fucking islands? flakland islands, whatever
HAPPENING! HEBREW! i24NEWS disclosure: suspicion of a spy network within the Air Force - soldiers arrested A new and serious security affair is being investigated by the Shin Bet and the police.A new and serious security affair is currently being investigated by the Shin Bet and the police. The head of the criminal desk, Lee Aish, revealed this evening (Friday) that two regular Air Force soldiers have been detained for about a month on suspicion of spying for Iranian elements, over a period of time and while serving.According to the suspicion, this is not a single case, but a network that worked together. At the beginning of the investigation, additional soldiers were also arrested, some of them from sensitive formations (including the air defense formation), and the handling of their case was transferred to the Ministry of Defense.The investigation also shows that the two suspects were employed by Iranian intelligence agents and used their position to transmit information about systems, locations and senior personalities.An indictment against them is expected towards the end of next week, and it appears that it will include the unusual clause of aiding the enemy in wartime, which indicates the seriousness of the offenses.A senior officer in the Air Force warns that this is a series of espionage cases in the force, "severe action will be taken."https://www.i24news.tv/he/news/news/defense-news/artc-33023f3d
>>533356299Wtf
>>533356276>pimpinganon, this is natural foid behaviour left to their own devices. They are just taking photos like a nature photographer
>>533356288Checked o/We can only hope.
>>533356035She should become a Shaheed (Martyr) before she could be captured by the enemy. >>533356037IOF uses Russian models, those are not real soldiers.
>>533356374Is there a practical reason for this?
>>533356299I was listening to that Iranian on the radio, and it got me thinking, they must need English teachers in Iran. Some of us should try and get in on that gig when this thing settles down. You could get a Persian gf with nice skin like this. English majors have an advantage for this kind of thing.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776464137210504.mp4
>>533356303yeah, just saw
>>533356374>>5333564744k seem small
>>533356336I was trying to come up with an island to ship them all to ala Napoleon the other night, I couldn't settle on a good one
>>533356348I can't pity spies every much, they know what they sign up for. I'm kind of a spy myself
>>533352845>>533355389
>>533356547Israel's giant wall is something but a wall isn't airspace. Israel actually has the right idea with Egypt and Sinai, just make a DMZ. Everyone else is just "grass" they mow. You better mow the grass or it will mow you haha
>>533356374Honestly an Iranian ninja gf is going to give you whiter, more Caucasian kids than an actual Japanese one.
>>533356628Nice. What do you use to make those bro ?
>>533356517>still thinking he will get gf >>533356379right anon that's why we need ircg
>>533356517wtf she looks exactly like someone I knew from an old job.
>>533356547Bouvet Island, final answer>but anon that’s like 5 miles across and basically uninhabitablePlenty of space for the remnant after I’ve had my fun
>>533355957So basically, the entire global commodities market is getting short squeezed next week?
>>533356687Wat we need to do is collectively agree, as men, that women are property and treat them accordingly.
iran could do the funniest thing right now
>>533356825They could and should but the US is begging for it so they can bomb more civilians. Iran is actually trying to protect their people.
>>533356749Well, along those lines we could settle them on the Antarctic Peninsula, but then that ruins the entire continent for any future human settlement
>>533356749Give them two islands for the tribe of Levi and Judah. Or give them twelve whole islands and they can figure out where else from 11th-century Khazaria the rest of their fake Jewish lineage comes from. Give them the mark of Cain too, with a bunch of nuclear missile silos, and pay them to finally fuck off.
>>533356672krita
fakest AND gayest crisis in the decade, it's number 2 next to covid
>>533356554I stopped playing in 2024 but that name..... oldfag and gunspy main btw >>533356517Cuter than any kikefoid i have seen
>>533356761Pretty much. The funniest part is that this is going to be a national crisis so you’ll have some fuck in the situation room who has to decide how the oil is rationed, and he’ll be given options of what doesn’t get it>power for datacenters (economy fucking dies and CEOs hire merk squads)>fertilizer and other chemical industry (enjoy the coming famine lmao)>fuel and power plants for niggercattle (economy fucking dies and the goyim are awoken out of their stupor)I want to be a fly on that wall
>Trump lied againHow much longer is the market going to keep denying reality? Obviously the U.S. is trying to influence the market to reduce Iran’s leverage, but this manipulation is based on fantasies and lies. So how long before this unreality crashes hard into cold reality?What consequences could there be?
so it'sclosed again?I can't follow this anymore, feels like the whole world is russian style disinfo designed to prevent you from knowing anything
>>533356547PIG: this is like /pol/ except no its exactly like /pol/ like every thread except this one is different somehow.
>>533356517In an alternate timeline, America tells Israel to fuck off and de-sanctions Iran and they're a boon to the world economy. If they can Tony Stark box of scraps America, they'd make a hell of an automobile. I'd buy an Ayatollah Rollah if it's as efficient as their MIC.
>>533357033See you next week when you're bitching about the gas prices.
ok guys there is no happening till Monday after the talk
>>533357040Overwatch killed TF2 sadly because TF2 thought they had to compete with the "meet your match" update which absolutely guttered the server lobby community which was TF2's only strength and shining joy.
>>533357162>MondayThey know Wednesday is doomsday.
>>533357062HFT doesn't have time to check AIS maps. And if these firms stopped to do so, they'd be margin called and liquidated in those few minutes.>>533357057I don't see how Trump survives his term, and I don't see how the GOP survives as a party given their complicity in stopping the multiple attempts to take grandpa's car keys away.
>>533354766>special for thread #1000This isn't /cvg/./pig/ bakers lack inventiveness.
>>533357162It's all so tiresome, the cuckwarfare never ends
>>533357057Wouldn't this also cause the deficit to rise from it's staggering 6% of GDP to like 14% and cause an instant sovereign debt crisis?
>>533356975Thanks fren
>>533357150Nigga our gas price still the same as feb/jan ago.
>>533357108>russian style disinfoIt's American style disinfo. "Democratic" countries have to have the strongest propaganda and most brainwashed populations because the people nominally can influence the government through elections. The government deals with this theoretical possibility by engineering the public so they accept the bad deals that the political system offers them. Putin and Kim Jong Un don't have to gaslight and browbeat their populations nearly as much: they just have to not fuck up so badly that they get hanged or shot.
>>533357018100% would breed
>>533357298That's the paper market. A large number of future contracts expire on the 22nd. Then you'll see the real numbers.
>>533355009It's a cycle, one side adapts the other side later counters. Israel failed to capitalize on their 20 year Pager plan. But they didn't go for the finishing blow that would have pushed Hezbollah back by 5-10 years. So really Hezbollah came back and learned. The smart ones lived and now a new generation of fighters exist. Especially when their whole communication network was severed. It's probably gonna take a long time for IDF to reinfoltrate those networks again now that Hezbollah was taught a valuable lesson. They simply adapted to the modern times. It's not really surprising since the last time they fought was about 15+ years. They had some experience with Syria but the not right experience exactly to prepare for IDF where they had complete air dominance. It also helps that Drone warfare heavily help defenders if your opponent is a risk adverse and armored reliant type of Army and your terrain is a micro terrain hell valley. Drones are good at holding choke points in blocking armor. Basically more manuvable ATGM's. Hezbollah also sues Almas-1/2 a lot more. Seen way more footage now than last time. So Hezbollah would always come back if they were never wiped out. A lot of things are in their favor.
>>533357118>bot's broken
>>533357298It’s 2.60€ in France and 2£ in the UK. It used to be lower. Did yours somehow remained the same ? Maybe that Norway pipeline did help you.
>>533354766lets send missle in our to tel Aviv tie me to it too>>533357207>>533357273it seem nothing ever happen>>533357313speak respectfully about our sis dont be like kaffirs, also moroccons Nina's won't like that
>>533357309At this point the country is so rife with brainrot that nobody cares what is fucking happening as long as goyslop flows and the internet is kept on.
>>533354100I hope you have a slow death.
>>533357216Do you truly believe the dems don't also want this war?
>>533354100You deserve to die
>>533354100Iran is such a bunch of lolcows oh my god lmaooooooooooooooooo
>>533357361>>533357391Russian gas.
>>533357411seen the video of normie not knowing Khomeini
>>533357223What could we even do?
>>533357397I Said would breed as my 2nd halal wife. Legally married. There is no pump and dump bro.
>>533357458Poland is still getting that ebil Russian energy ?
Place your bets on the end of the ceasefire>total apeshit bombing campaign>land invasions>temporary ceasefire becomes the permanent ceasefire again>>533357463People don't know even who Netanyahu is, and he comes here and gives speeches. Just look at Kanye West's clown ass. I knew who Khomenei was, he had all the cool rings that threatened varying degrees of doom.
>>533357391He's an indomonkey not a polack
>>533356628egyptbro why do you keep getting cooler and better at stuff tho?
>>533357507Ah makes sense now their flag are too similar kek.
>>533357033Fake how Are you using "fake" synonymously with "artificial"?>>533357057Iirc you don't have the domestic fertilizer production capacity to begin with Even if the reserves were infinite the magic powder just ain't available to the degree necessary.Speaking of magic powder.You know what else is made from urea and ultimately fossil fuels?Caffeine.Food riots are one thing.Cranky zoomer riots deprived of their monster.Now that's pod racing.
>>533357465>lets send missle in our name to tel Aviv and tie me to it too>>533357469based anon my allah bless you with the 2nd and 3rd
>browns coping and simping over ugly muslim women thread
>it's NET>and YAHOO>maybe Hitler was a good guydamn this was the funniest shit of all time>"so uh yeah uhh Kanye is it like uhh the mask comes on, the mask comes off?">"what?"
>>533357507This migger doesnt have any humor omg I'm gonna crashout
Iranian APC, Spartak
>>533357501rolling for ground war, aka zogbot grindr
>>533357501rip he did deliever tho
>>533357309That's pretty much it in a nutshell. Democracy can work on a small scale, like town or city wide elections for local office. But on a large scale you basically need full media control and manipulation. And the US is even more twisted because if media manipulation doesn't work, they have the electoral college to ensure elections are only ever for the candidates corporations and lobbies approve of. Democracy is the illusion of choice. And funny enough DPRK really is as democratic as the name suggests, it's just that Kim does such a good job no one wants to vote for anyone else that runs. And he does do a good job, he's kept them out of war all this time and managed to improve their country considerably despite how hard the west sanctions them into starvation. Now in 2026, the US's rate of death due to starvation is higher than NK.
>>533357591like you wouldn’t jizz on those classic iranian aviator bifocals
>>533357298Your government put a hard cap on oil prices, it's basically like taking out a loan on your future taxes, but it's not the worst way of dealing with the issue
>>533357622Grovnd invasion plz
>>533357507Glad to not be the only one that confuse them
>>533357498>PolandKekBased retard
How is the US going to conduct an invasion with little no standoff munitions?
I like how everybody forgot all those US Army generals that decided to resign 2 weeks ago (no, they didn't get fired, that's the story they tell you to appear strong and in control).Ground operation is STILL on the table. After an undercover mossad agent parading as a high enough IRGC local commander fires some missiles on the UAE.
>>533357501>land invasions
>>533357622dubzz for boots
>>533357501>ape shit bombing Phase 2 will be more violent, Iranians will sink one or two zog navy ships as a punishment. Zog will try to a ground invasion, but zogbots will refuse to obey orders. Possible civil war back in America because of this.
>>533357633no the ugly ass zuttloving onesthe ones that hate islam are way hotter
>>533357018Is it true that ME chicks have huge asses? they wear those long black dresses so idk
>>533357433Regardless of whether they do, they have put forth motions to stop this war. The Republican Party will be blamed for this, and given their partisan lockstep in letting it go on to this point, they don't have any alibis.
>>533357694We can't but if we're stupid enough to try it, it will be because the Saudis pressured us into it not the Israelis.
>>533357538
>>533357548An anon once called them "temu polacks" and that tickled me
>>533357682Kek
>>533357501my bet is on the bombing campaign, Iran has those hypersonic advanced missiles that are real shit and they haven't use any iirc.
>>533357698At this point I'm seriously doubting itBut I'll wait and see how retarded the US wants to get
>>533357702ceasefire already violated by Isreal, us can't do much by bombing that leave it to ground invasion and >>533357737
>>533357596Sorry to ruin your fun
>>533357636Kinda suprised our govt didn't take idiotic approach over so many blunder since Jokokek. Gotta give credit where it's due.
Yankbros, I know your country is corrupt and you haven't arrested or investigated a single Epstien client, but what are the chances of something being done about this inside trading? I mean a $780m short 20 mins before Trump's announcement doesnt exactly leave much room for coincidence
>>533357570That's not a bad idea. Commission a missile message from the IRGC on behalf of /pig/
>>533357698Mossad agents in IRGC were all shot. Im afraid your dream will not come true. However the mutts are dumb enough to launch another phase of hostilities.
>>533357793>Temu Polacks Kek
>>533357861I believe it is, but the damage is done.
>>533357881let's fuckin go
>>533357861The Democrats will probably make a stink about it when they retake Congress. If they take the presidency in 2028, we may see prosecutions. Republicans will probably pardon all of them as soon as they get back into the White House though.
>>533357861Expect nothing.
>>533357737Nobody* in America really gives a fuck. These wars are distant and faraway. Nobody* knows Khomenei, nobody* knows where the fuck Lebanon is, they don't know why Iran was last on the list of stupid places to invade, they don't know the difference between Iran and Iraq. They could barely find "the Middle East." People won't go to war over Iran in the USA, not here, not there. People are PISSED that Epstein's clique have gone unprosecuted though.>>533357801Iran clearly has a strategy that's functional and easy to see through. But democratic mob rule entities are not that intelligent collectively, so I'll try not to spoil it.Never underestimate the ignorance of the modern American. If they seem intelligent, it is arrogance mixed with well-hidden fear. The American cheats their way through school. The American lies their way into a job, if they can even find one. The young American lives off of money from their parents that their grandparents made after WWII, if they made money at all. Most Americans are deep in debt and live from meager paycheck to paycheck. Even if many Americans seem rich, it is all from usury.
>>533357613>OD Coyote + Woodland M65Kino
>>533357881How well can they draw Gondola?
>>533357750Fair point
>hesgeth plub> this whore why are us Christian like this?
>>533357298Your government heavily subsidizes pricesI think they're even flat
These Americans are all on medication to not be depressed and anxious. This is because every spare time of theirs, they spend it staring at their cellular phones. They want their tits to be as pretty as the supermodels. They post porn of themselves and feel miserable because they want to be pretty but they just take drugs and get fat from burnt coffee starbucks milkshakes.
>>533357846>Kinda suprised our govt didn't take idiotic approachMy government just went "yeah it's bad but pay your taxes fuck you"They want us to move to EVs and I wouldn't mind switching to a french one if they didn't force me to pay them 5k$ just to get my plate which is the exact same amount of money they say they give me if I buy an EVretarded bureaucratic bs, I just want my EV twingo
>>533357861a big fat zero, chief
guys do you have news where it say us navy ship crossed sauzi canal 2 in Arabic see?
>>533358068lmfao, how hard can it be?
>>533356374They don't wear hijabs in Taimanin. Gimme my tight latex bodysuits Iranians women
I will only remain here in America because>I need my freedom of speech>I need my freedom of religion>massive exit taxI will carve out my empire, over root and thorn
Hey can whoever bakes next bread use picrel for the image? I managed to scrounge up the old livemap of the 2024 invasion so it's now a direct 1-1 comparison on how badly Israel fucked up. Guaranteed to piss off jidf.
>>533357698I thought the generals resigned because they didn't want to co-sign the failed uranium heist. That heist is going to result in some nasty secret reviews and a chewing out by congress I'm sure, things the minor generals care about. The ground invasion will take a few years to prepare I think, so they're probably going to shelve it for now.>>533357963Don't be ridiculous, they'll prosecute public officials who worked for Trump for sure, but the client list is untouchable, they're above state power. In the Dutroux affair, a state tried to flex their power over such a person, and it was a huge shitshow, and they never did punish anyone else in the network.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Dutroux#Allegations_of_wider_involvement
Israelis want more war in Lebanon"Overwhelmingly, polls showed, [Israelis] wanted the military to keep up the pressure on Hezbollah, the militant group whose rockets and missiles have made life miserable and perilous for residents of northern Israel, until the group, which Iran backs, was destroyed or forced to disarm." -- NYT
How much money has Barron made from all this market manipulation?
>>533358298Israelis mad about ceasefires:"“A cease-fire must come from a position of strength and be an Israeli decision, reflecting leverage that serves negotiations,” said Gadi Eisenkot, a former military chief of staff whose new centrist opposition party, Yashar, is gaining in the polls. “A pattern is emerging in which cease-fires are being imposed on us — in Gaza, in Iran and now in Lebanon.”" -- NYT
>>533358298>>533358333Bibi in trouble:“It creates, even for his supporters, this serious frustration because the results do not align with the promises,” said Shira Efron, an Israeli analyst at RAND. “Not even close. What are the war aims that have been achieved?” -- NYT
>>533358333It's a shame that Trump is too much of an ideological Zionist to cut ties with Israel at this point.
>>533354635They still need NATO minesweepers badly to clear it quick enough
>>533358298>>533358333>>533358364Israelis think they are beholden to the USA:"Some in northern Israel criticized the truce after it was announced on Thursday, arguing that it would do little to remove the threat posed by Hezbollah. “This is what it is like to have a government that cares about America’s interest, and not that of its citizens,” David Azoulay, the head of the Israeli border village of Metula, wrote on social media." -- NYT
>>533358364To think that the world economy was destroyed because two egotistical boomers wanted to look heckin badass and they still lost the war.
>>533358099aww, little guy came to check on her
>>533358329Real world status?
>>533354449See >>533357614>>533358282
>>533357391What. I paid 2.05 just three days ago. E98, I give my comfy car the best there is.
is the pool closed? is it open? whats goin on
society is going to be so feral with $20 gaswe're going through the filter boys, see you on the other side
>>533357861It’s a feature not a bug. Americans have been getting assgapped by oligarchs for nearly two hundred years. The founding fathers were retards LARPing as Rome and the result was the same, shocking stuff.
>>533358294>we'll get a gay black hawk down copy instead of a movie about the failed uranium heist because propaganda needs its happy endingYes, I am already mad
>>533357391it's back under $4 a gallon here now
>>533358395>we liked your help two months ago> but now I really don't want your help anymore >because they were absolutely useless when we needed them.>But, actually, we never needed them. They needed us.>Thank you very much, NATO.
>>533358329This Trump administration has been crazy with manipulating markets.>THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!Trump coin comes to mind but they also did some massive bitcoin shenanigans that I can't recall clearly at the moment. It's like Chinese 5-year-plan insider trading kind of shit. If Republicans give up on free trade then they literally stand for nothing except what? Pretend small government? Pretend Christianity? Maybe they still have guns as a legitimate platform. Republicans are just the gun and speech party. Hey, that's all we need. The right to argue for all our other rights, and the right to property. We're stealth ancaps now.>>533358444He was finna beat her up for being a ho
>>533358096If Trump keeps on winning, is she really a false prophet?
>>533358373>>533358415The question is, how does Trump get out of this. Lord knows he wants to save face and be seen as a deal maker. So does he capitulate and make a deal with Iran? Or does war start up again next week?
>>533358294Should have been more clear. They will go after insider traders in the Trump administration. The Epstein class billionaires will get away with it, though. No doubt about that.
>>533358224would be a good idea desu
>>533358631It will play nice or it gets the shahed again
>>533358498Pool's closed, Jim.
>>533357861Anon, I... I don't even know how to tell you.Fucking Brazil is now a less of a dysfunctional democracy that the IS is. Let that sink in for a minute.
>>533357614>>533358282Because we fought without CAS you dumb cunt, all the jets were busy bombing Iran.And now that NIGGER Trump is forcing us to stop just when we were about to start a MASSIVE counterattack.America delenda est.
>>533358203
>>533358691I also believe he will make a deal. I don't think he can stomach more war and its impacts on the markets.
>>533358224Have him standing across the strait like the colossus of Rhodes. Easy easy.
>>533358721>we suck at warfare unless we get to use the shiny f-35s provided by and paid for by amerigolemsnot the brag you think it is troonkun
>>533358721You probably shouldn’t be wishing total destruction on your only ally that keeps the Muslims from exterminating you. Can’t even defend yourself from flying lawnmowers KEKThe absolute hubris of your people is fucking wild
>>533358329Is that corruption?
>>533358721SHOULD'VE BEEN QUICKER THAN THAT!
>>533358721>kingAre you the nigger husband or have you finally embraced the troon label?
>>533358721>we suck when we only have a large firepower advantage not a massive one
See I knew my image would piss off the kikes, it's already got one of em in a tizzy.
>>533358121France is retarded, you should escape if you can. All my friends who went there have all left, some to Switzerland, some to London, New-York, some came back to Morocco, but all left France. And they had outstanding jobs, they still got paid more by moving away from France.
>>533358329>20 minutes before President Trump announced the Strait was openhmmm, let's see what happened 20 minutes before Trump's announcmentoh.. well look at that...you guys are the most easily manipulated dumbest niggers imagineable
>>533358752NO, GENTLEMEN, ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE THE PROPER SUGGESTION. BRUUUUCEEEE
There are more Jews in America than there are in Israel. Israel is such a failed and unattractive state that not even Jews want to live there. If only they had U.S. citizenship, most Israelis would leave.
/pig/ is surprisingly civil and high IQ
>>533357861The Republican administration has done this plenty of times already.>Rob Breznahan, stocks>Rep. Madison Cawthor, "let's go Brandon">Trump's Pump and Dumpplenty of videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ddxotpMZMI like this guy
>>533357861>the same people that are supposed to investigate >are the ones doing the insider trading 0 chances. Also could get ACK-ed if anyone tried to blow the lid on it.
>>533354539Maybe you should do something with your life instead of binging on happening dopamine hits
>>533358988I think zoomers are actually the dumbest generation of humans since sometime in the dark ages
>>533358721YOU WONT DO SHIT KIKE RAT
>>533357861see >>533358988
>>533357682How would Panko open the Strait?
Oh well guise. looks like ww3 is cancelled.
>>533359103She would send several legions to conquer Persia, but without Crassus leading them this time.
>>533359103TKD, obviously
>>533354100>YOU AREMentally ill, the group of people that make pig threads, and try to demoralize everyone, you have no power; it literally false information no evidence for any of this.
>>533359181uh oh, stinky
>>533354100>Do not trust anyThreads called pig, or any general threads, they designed to waste you time, created by parasitic individuals.
>533359030Let me theorize about humble businessman Trump. He thinks to run the country like a business, which means maximizing profits (tax revenue). As the CEO of America he's entitled to bonuses along with his best employees. Since it's actually not allowed to do this with the current laws, he gets around it with insider trading. The humble people watching his tweets and wars closely are allowed to play stock market but Trump and his Republicans are treating crypto like a highly efficient tax scheme on gamblers, but these "taxes" go directly to their payout funds.>SNC>only our concern
did Trump just make up all that stuff about Iran promising to hand over uranium and open the strait?
>>533359201MAN FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR
>>533359233>just make up all that stuffYeah all this stuff made up the thread is false information all lies
>>533358395The mines are not to be removed. I dont think Iran would allow any foreign force to come and mine sweep. >Nato ships approaches >this is Seppah Navy, this Seppah Navy, turn around now or you will be targeted >Seppah Navy, this is Nato Navy here on a mine sweeping mission to guarantee freedom of navigation on this sector Gets locked on by anti-ship radars Send 2 Shaheeds on the way to the ships, gets picked by radars. >this is Seppah Navy, to all ships, if you see any warship around you, stay clear from it by at least 10 to 15 miles Nato ship turns around and stays away from the straight. This is text book what will happen if they tried.
>>533357861Nonny there's a whole goddamn community around emulating Congress stock trades.It's the most surefire way to make money with an active trading style.It's the entire system.From top to bottom.
>>533359125As with most kickstarters, they never planned to make WW3 to begin with
>>533358752
>>533359233Iran themselves announced the Strait was open, Araghchi himself said it first on Twitter. Then the IRGC did their own thing and told boats to turn back.The Regime is in shambles right now.The Iranium is likely related to an offer to release $20 billion of Iran's money under sanctions in exchange for it.
>>533358483Hmm did it drop ?
>>533358721> when we were about to start a MASSIVE counterattack.Wont do shit. Kikes can’t fight wars. Only killing civilians and claiming victory.
>>533358985>you should escapeI'm not leaving, against my culture, I live in the same city my ancestors 3000 years ago lived in and I'm not going to mutt my way out because of bad middle management, doesn't mean I won't build a guillotine if they give me the occasion
You see, the way the classic crypto rug-pull works, is that you mint 1000 coins and own 800 of them. You trade those 800 coins at ever-increasing prices. This makes people think the value of your coin is increasing. There's a fee on all of these sales, but you earn that fee yourself (unless your code is just a duplication of another altcoin and you pay fees to them). So people buy in the 200 other coins, which you sell to them at peak value. You don't lose any money in this process (except for the labor and computer usage), you only gain money from everyone else that bought into this.The Republicans and their state assets found a way to rig Bitcoin this way buy buying up enough shares of it to manipulate it in a similar way apparently. This is quite impressive.
>>533359397Iran has said the strait was open this whole time and that has always meant it was tolled.
>>533359501>Only killing civilians and claiming victory.that's literally what Iran just did.Iran just killed a bunch of random civilians in Israel with their inaccurate bottle rockets.
>>533359103Nuke Delhi
>>533359590Blumpfy practised on it with his shitcoin.
>>533359549I like the spirit, you are meant to hold the line then. Good luck Gaulois.
>>533359641Smart. Always run a proof of concept.>533359030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ddxotpMZM>6:25>DOWN TO THE LITERAL SECOND WHEN THE POST WENT LIVE
>>533358721KWAB
>>533359607Nowhere did Araghchi say the Strait was still subject to a toll in his announcement this morning:>the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefirehttps://x.com/araghchi/status/2045121573124759713it's likely that the IRGC basically told him to fuck off and that they were in controlRegime in Shambles
>>533359633rude
>>533359397Araghchi has insisted publicly the Strait is open since this began. He is a prolific shit poster. He likes saying it knowing they'll turn the ships back. Ghalibaf was in the IRGC for years before he got where he was. He is an IRGC loyalist completely 100%. They're negotiating with the IRGC whether they want to admit it or not. There is no distinction when it comes to the person they have publicly endorsed and met with for negotiating. He was literally a general for the IRGC.
>>533355879That's why the nuclear weapon rhetoric is so fake and gay. If Iran wanted to destroy the world they could already do so fairly easily
>>533359025You had to say something. Now the miggers are here seething. Thanks, Pierre.
>>533359731What's the point of lying this transparently? Why bother? Wtf is wrong with you kikes?It says right there, on the coordinated route. Coordinated.
>>533359777They should get a new Foreign Minister if the one they have doesn't represent them.
>>533359731>Regime in ShamblesNo that's just elites Vs counter elites, it exists in most statesThe US obviously has 2 elite clusters that are currently shitting on each other but I wouldn't start saying the US is two weeks away from a civil war or whatever
>>533359777Checked, however he has been saying it is open because it IS open for anyone who pays the toll :^)
>>533359830the coordinated route just describes the safe passageway that isn't supposedly minedno mention of a toll
>>533359613>inaccurat-ACK
>>533359731>on the coordinated route as already anouncedI know you're too stupid to understand this, which is the best part.
The war's over We won
>>533359848Araghchi is probably saying exactly what he is being told to say. We don't even know if Mojtaba is even alive. The US specifically wants Ghalibaf to be the one negotiating so they are negotiating with the IRGC.
>>533359949you're the one that's coping and extracting information when it's not therehe could easily mention a toll, but he purposely didn't
WHAT LIL DONNIE GON DO?
>>533359864most americans (~99%) are completely oblivious to who the nameless faceless men are pulling the strings or that they tend to hide in their planes
>>533360015uhhh he could provoke muslims into blowing up the oil China needs to keep their society running?
>>533359976He's going to emerge at some point with some funky prosthetic Persian mask in a wheelchair
>>533357861Trump has already promised pardons to anyone who works near the oval office
>>533360134And the US needs the Chinkshit to keep their hospitals open and so on. It's a stalemate.
NEW! NEW! NEW!>>533360107>>533360107>>533360107
>>533360134Hope you enjoy Walmart having empty shelves
>>533360189Honestly that 3rd world truck bread is probably pretty gross. It's hard to make a loaf packed with flavor, it starts with really good flour.
>>533357694there will be no ground invasion.i refuse to believe Trump is that evil and/or retarded.
