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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
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>>533355422
ty baker
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Good evening anons. My butt itches.
Also, I missed last weekend completely. Did anything good happen?
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>>533355422
Thanks baker and good evening fine gentlemen!
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Tyb and extra special shoutout to my lpbg goowops and that guy from nye county, whatever happened to that police officer by the way?
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>>533355422
Checked, and TYB. Good evening gents.
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dan better be able to bring us a good show with a lineup of 2 dozen cops
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>>533355422
TYB and good evening anons.
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Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
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>mfw the feed is lagging
;_;
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Wut up everyone. Lawrence Jones is based on Fox News but he's already yukking it up about Black perps on OPL. Must be the Dan effect.
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>>533355422
Hell yeah bros! Whipped up my famous chili waffles for the big show!
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>>533357081
>Whipped up my famous chili waffles
Ayo can a nigga hold a waffle right quick?
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>>533357081
Looks very filling.
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morning gents
tyb
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fucking tvapp is gonna be the same buffering bs as last week ffs
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Is it lagging again? Are there any alternatives left at this point?
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>>533357707
yeah lagging again
takes 10 secs to buffer 7
all the alts i knew have been dead for ages
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>>533357707
https://tvpass.org/channel/reelzchannel
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>>533358032
That's the exact same source everyone is using. It's lagging.
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>>533357552
What's up aussie anon?
Yea it's lagging pretty bad for me as well ;_;
>reruns of boomer bike week
Let's hope the new episode starts off strong
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Waffle House fight!
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>Marvelous evening fellow gentlemen of leisure
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Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
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dan had this opener lined up
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tvapp and tvpass must be the same thing yeah
unfortunately same slow buffering issue
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>>533358134
works fine for me
I guess it depends on the ISP?
it wouldn't surprise me that some of them might do something ...
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>>533356565
We have had some good revocations lately
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Laying face down in a puddle of parking lot juice.
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>>533357552
does Australia have Applebees?
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>>533357081
Would
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>>533358378
nope
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he's in the bird bath
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Gorged myself on ribs and fatty brisket for lunch and I'm still full
What we eating and drinking tonight boys?
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wtf Lawrence jones is on here?
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>>533355422

No Addy or Bryce? Fuck this. Another weekend being denied butthole.
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Dan can barely feign happiness that a based conservative Black man is in his studio.
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Just started watching, did I miss anything from the start of the show?
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White Night Part 182
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>>533358368
I know I managed to catch a few screenshots. I've been busy with programz during the mornings so I miss the thread but I watch the stream later in the night and read through the archive if I have time. Picrel looked fun I'm sad I didn't get a chance to watch it live.
There was also the guy who was eating food when his turn came and they made fun of him for having an early lunch, see here: >>533357170
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she never goes outside
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>>533357552
Is that your breakfast? Sorry, brekkie
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Was playing Dad Space but remembered /OPL/ was on
If things slow down I'm going back in.
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>>533358499

I love hearing people on the left talk about respecting people with different physical characteristics, creeds, etc. play fast and lose with slurs and bigotry when minorities don’t share their viewpoints.
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Does Australia have Outback Steakhouse?
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>>533358602
I'd go inside, to imply an implication
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swanger gigamaxxing
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>>533358632
Libfags are much much more likely to call a nigger a nigger to their face if they're conservative
It's funny how shitskins side with them
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>>533358602
what race is that?
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Mustache cops are either huge fucking faggots or making light of every situation
These dudes laughing in this meth heads face is pretty funny
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>>533358588
My most recent favorite was last Thursday, 2nd revocation IIRC. The engineer who was watching a movie with his parents and his gf busted in and accused him of cheating. And then she put him in a chokehold and he had to bite her arm to get out. Fucking kek! "She be doing boxing" and shit.
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Any better stream than thetvapp site? It's constantly buffering for me
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>>533358766
Same here
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This guy is as blotto on drugs as I've seen anyone on OPL and they're treating him like he's had a few too many beers. He needs some kind of injection.
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>>533358704

I know and it’s baffling because it undercuts their whole argument that they actually fight for equality and diversity. They just want those things in name only. They just want control.
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>>533358837

You’d be drunk in a puddle of runoff and piss behind a Waffle House if you were a Titans fan too.
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I might be out, boys. This constant lagging I can't do.
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>>533358765
Thanks for reminding me, I missed that one but I saw the comments, here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Td5cj7h3lk
Skip to 52:00

>>533358032
This is working a bit better than thetvapp
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>>533358949
see here, it's working for me: >>533358032
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>>533358980
Thank you!
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>>533358949
yes its over over
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>officer reddit talking about curry for dinner
Fucking pottery
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richie redeemed the curry
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>Officer Reddit is waddling around farting out Indian food
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>im feeling that curry
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all these newfags not knowing about the OG room
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>mogged
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officer 'roids looked very envious at the twig's shirt ...
then again, same envy looking at the roastie's pects
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>NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE
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He didn't find it strange the guy asked for money?
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Yeah this laggy shit is unwatchable
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>>533359536
he's living life on hard mode.
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Ofc Dan has to show the white cop letting black mammy off in Georgia
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>>533359293
I actually looked up to see if they had an opl subreddit and to my surprise they do. Even more surprising, two people met while sharing their love of opl and eventually got married.

Say something nice to the happy couple!
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Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show cause my eyes have been so dry! Hey does anyone know if anyone happened to figure out how Miebo works? I always wonder how that functions.
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WHERE IS BASED TARDO?
I NEED TO SEE MY COMFY LAD.
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>>533359867
I hope this comic clears up any Miebo questions you may have
As always, ask your doctor about taking Miebo!
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>the live stream is either down or has ended (Error Code: 230001)
at least it's fucking up proper now
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That was quite the shapely lass.
>>533359882
>WHERE IS BASED TARDO?
>I NEED TO SEE MY COMFY LAD.
He's been MIA, I hope he's OK.
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great a fucking quad bike chase
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Sorry everyone I was getting my dick sucked by a Filipina MILF what did I miss
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>>533359977
Had that happen a few times already and refreshing it makes the stream replay like 30 seconds from before it died and then jump to live
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Incidentbros we are so updated
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>>533359745
That is almost the watch meme and she is not even married yet
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>>533359745
>verified LEO
>sausage fingers
grim
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>>533360063
>Filipina MILF
Are you referring to a beautiful older Filipina woman or a freedom fighter from the Philippines?
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Snoozer of an episode. I don't think bringing a 3rd guest is working, Dan.
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>>533359745
>cant wait to spend forever with you
over/under on divorce?
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>>533359882
No new pics as of earlier this week. I was worried she might unfollow me because I posted some of my tard wrangler screencaps on twatter. I am glad she did not see them.
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>invidividuals

>>533360209
yeah it sucks
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>>533360182
All I can say is I shot some hot ropes
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>>533359977
>>533360066
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>>533360209
An 8 year old got shot 3 times and ur saying this?
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Mods, get rid of it.
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Is this cop seriously laughing at a dude who's probably homeless, fishes in order to eat, and probably just wrecked his ATV, which is probably the most expensive thing he owns? So he thinks it's funny that he's destroyed his transportation and his means of feeding himself? And what was he chasing him for--I missed it.
What a total dick to laugh at this guy's misfortune.
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>>533360319
How did you get that he was homeless? You get filthy riding an atv and dress for the occasion.
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>>533360319

To be fair, he was laughing the moment the chase started, well before it was wrecked, mirthfully taking in the absurdity of it all.
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Hey guys

I’m 38 years old and have no friends. I have always preferred staying inside than going outside.

Thanks for hanging out with us this Friday SRS
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>shoot an 8 year old
>complain cuffs her your wrist

I just saw a bodycam video on Dan's Law & Crime of a Latino busted for 27 counts of child abuse and she did the same thing.

Execute.
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>>533360253
By any chance, were you in this thread with the corvette also talking about a filipina newscaster?
>>533360221
I'm going to say 6 years, but I already know she's got a few dozen fat cops in her dm's already.
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>>533360319
Better call and ask for his supervisor, Karen
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>>533360433
still young enough to make positive changes and there are many ways to do so
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>>533360480
Yep that was me. I can’t remember which news station that was otherwise I’d post a pic of the MILF.
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>>533360447
it's toledo, that 8 year old was prolly packin
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>>533360276
only organic post in the thread
glowniggers will seethe and stamp their feet at this post
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been a while since i saw shrimp samefagging, he must be getting desperate again
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>>533360539
>>533360480
I guess she’s a gook but whatever they’re all the same
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>>533360433
>47 with a family here
I enjoy this shit just as much as you
my point is that you're probably more normal that you think
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>>533360447

I don’t think people that do this shit are capable of processing that there other people on Earth, who are not them, with their own thoughts, feelings, and perspectives. I watched a video of a trucker complaining about his knee after causing a crash that killed five people because he was watching TikTok while driving his rig.
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>>533360390
Well, the cop said "he stays here". It seems like they never ask where people live; they always say Where do you stay. Which implies to me that these ppl don't have homes, but just stay with whoever, or live on the streets.
It just sounds like the guy is already down and out and then this cop runs over his fishing pole and thinks its funny.
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This Merriville nigga refuses to look at the camera
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>>533360695
Cops ask that because the address on a niggers DL is never correct.
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>>533360480

>poster starts boastfully describing their ejaculate
>"hey, I know you!"

Never change, 4chan.
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>>533360773
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>>533360730
>the address on a niggers DL is never correct
Implying any of them have drivers licenses
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>>533360695
Where they "live" is their mother's house or baby mama's house and that address is on the license or ID. Where they "stay" is where they actually sleep.
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>>533360819
As much as democrats deny it of course they do. They need it for malt liquor and cigarillos.
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We got deep fried nigger tonight boys
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FUCK
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this is the buck breaking i tune in for
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>>533360949
Honestly most corner stores just sell niggers and white kids beer, cigs and blunts without caring about checking id’s if they know them.
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>>533360773
Kek you got me good
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look at the size of this jiggaboo
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>call my mama
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>>533360637
>>533360488
Its over. I’m not the only one.
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>muh troubled keeds
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Oh, yes, these two will provide a concise and accurate description of the events they witnessed.
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>they're troubled kids
>they're kids that be troubled
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>>533361218
>>call my mama
saw a video the other day where a 50yr old white woman was telling cops to call her mama
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>>533361318
>Ya feel me, cuh
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Toledo might be the worst place that this show has featured. What a fucking hellish dump.
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>>533360488
>still young enough to make positive changes
kek...who gives a shit about this?
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Is this guy an A-rab?
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Every single person I’ve ever known that was from Ohio would talk about what a shit hole it is and how happy they are to not be there anymore
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>>533361397
Imma save Heather Smith from that place. The Toledo lesbians can watch
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>>533361397

I assume you’re talking about Toledo. It seems like a real shame too because most of the houses look like they were, once upon a time, humble but well made little dwellings in what was once a nice blue collar area.
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The Trenchcoat Chud is the first triple play??
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>>533361397
a ton of them have moved to the deep south
can't imagine how shit it must be to see the deep south a sanctuary
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kek Dan showing the doorbell chud
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>>533361240
over? nah, just "new" normal
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>>533361482
That is a lot of the midwest. The factories closed, whitey left and the section 8 nigs moved in. Peoria, Decatur, Springfield in my shithole state.
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>>533361482
I forget where in Ohio they were from but it sounds like the whole state is a dump. And a lot of the EWU/dr insanity videos I’ve seen seem to confirm.
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>>533360949
Good point.
But almost all of them seem to be under suspension.
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Dan is shocked shocked I say at these homicidal juveniles. Guarantee he wants no prison time for them though - he prefers restorative justice for non-Whites - unless they show up in his neighborhood or it's his kids.
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This guy should go on a podcast tour when he gets out of prison
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Interestingly, many crimes go viral between OPL episodes, but Dan chose the White guy one.
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>>533355422
CHUDDDD ATTACKKK!!!
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Where's the police when all of this is happening?
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>hi i'm here to check up on the tvpass server latency
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Remember when /pol/ retards thought this was AI?
>>533361900
He looks middle eastern mixed
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>>533361973
Only 10-15 minutes away
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>live in california
>defend your family with a shovel
fuckin losers
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>>533361973
not everyone lives next door to the police department
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>hit him with a shovel.
That shit was probably so funny.
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yeah, i'm eyeballin your girl, what you gonna do
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>>533362027
It went baWAAaanNNGggg
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webm chad get on these bar honeys
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I had enough of the lagging and buffering, I broke down and got the reelz free trial and will probably just pay for the subscription when the trial is up. Really comfy watching on the TV.
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I love me those redheads.
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>>533362087
Their dinner conversation is about Trump and ICE
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>>533362009
I would’ve aired him out
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A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
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What the fuck are these people even doing
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got dam fishnets
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It shouldnt be legal to film white people in their natural setting, line dancing.
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>>533362192
Never been into them. I'm a panty hose fella
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>>533362181
havin a good time
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>>533362194
So strange they seemed to be line dancing to mumble rap
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>>533362136
welcome to the south
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>>533362168
NyeCounty Autist, my man!
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>>533362127
Cuckold
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Zero White people in chase’s newest ad. Americas future is so bright I have to wear shades.
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>>533362253
Its attempts to diversity, but white people cant resist line dancing.
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>>533362253
>So strange they seemed to be line dancing to mumble rap
also welcome to the south
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Did they just say there’s a dead body?
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That looks like a decent semi suburban neighborhood and they gotta worry about 7 armed Black juveniles wandering around shooting guns at 8 year olds for absolutely no reason.

Shame on all of us for allowing America to get this way.
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>>533362454
FERTILE
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based yield sign policer
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>>533362306
You mad bufferboy?
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>>533362508
normies are spiteful scum and deserve to be terrorized
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>>533362318
Why do establishments that darkies obviously don't do business with insist on putting nothing but darkies in their commercials? For example, I keep seeing an Ikea ad with a black family. Blacks don't shop at Ikea.
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i hope carli carr trips and falls and lands in an awkward position and suffocates to death
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>>533362294
What’s up!!!! Had a long week, trying to relax tonight and have a couple cold ones before getting in some yard work tomorrow
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>Roastie playing main character syndrome of some tall guy in a noticeable car stalking her at line dancing
Didn’t happen
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>>533362009

I know Sticks & Co. said you’d be well within your rights to blow him away after his verbal threats but, in California, if you killed this guy with any method, would you be in trouble?
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Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
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>Christian County
>Not coming home from church
They should call this place 'a couple drinks' county, amiright?
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Smart dog, never listen or take anything from a sheboon
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>>533362593

Because the whites who do actually care about that sort of thing. Seriously.
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My lawyer told me to always refuse roadside dancing monkey tests and roadside BAC tests… The only test that matters is the calibrated BAC test at the station.
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>>533362593
IKEAs ads are extra Jewish because they promote “DINK” (double income no kids)
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>>533362639
Same, brother. I always look forward to unwinding after a week of wageslaving by watching OPLive with my fellow autists. Take care, fren!
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>>533362714
jewish fundraiser episode
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Socom?
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>>533362665
the law says you're justified, but prosecutors don't like the laws, and will nitpick your case to try to find something to charge you with. better hope you don't use an illegal weapon or have a magazine in your gun that holds 1 too many bullets.
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>>533362727
So, in other words, everything normies buy is performative?
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Everyone is fucking fat and breathes like a farm animal
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Ok see, like here is a black guy using a Swiffer. What is the percentage of black males in America who have actually used a Swiffer?
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>>533355422
nigger pigger thread
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>>533362854

I don’t think everything is, but it’s a sizable portion.
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all pigs are epstein niggers
all you niggers are epstein lovers
total epstein nigger death
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>>533362826

What if I just stepped outside and choked him to death?
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>all pigs are epstein niggers
>all you niggers are epstein lovers
>total epstein nigger death
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>>533362959
Just sad.
I really hate this fake and gay world.
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>now with more cheese
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all pigs are epstein niggers
all you niggers are epstein lovers
total epstein nigger death
>all pigs are epstein niggers
>all you niggers are epstein lovers
>total epstein nigger death
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>>533363061
>all pigs are epstein niggers
>all you niggers are epstein lovers
>total epstein nigger death
>>all pigs are epstein niggers
>>all you niggers are epstein lovers
>>total epstein nigger death
i am god's chosen to vanquish epstein niggers
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>>533362949
While wearing nerd glasses in an upscale modernist home
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>>533363082

>God’s chosen
>spans a thread on a Samoan Antenna Forum about a police show
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>she drank the same amount
>is way smaller
>blew below 0.08
horizontal gaze nystagmus is a bullshit test
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uno cerveza
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>Wife gets to drive home
Damn that sucks. I wonder if the husband would've blown under. Cop could have still taken him away under suspicion anyways though.
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Why do we allow this in our country
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>>533363168
I am trying to figure out how that guy got out of it by refusing, I'm pretty sure in alot of states that even refusal of the PBT is an automatic license suspension for 6 months or a year
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Like I always say, this show proves stereotypes are real
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>AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY
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>>533362717
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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AY AY AY DIOS MIO
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>>533363228
This dude must watch a lot of telenovelas
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>>533363200
Beat me to it
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>>533363221
PBTs are voluntary in missouri, no penalty for refusal, he's still getting arrested for suspicion because the cop bullshitted about results of the horizontal gaze nystagmus test
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What a cunt. You blew below the limit idiot so you can drive legally
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>>533363218

Better food! They work harder! They’re not as pricey! Why, I met this Mexican gentleman from El Salvador and he edged my whole rental property for a third the cost of any of the "legitimate" businesses in my area!
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>>533363349
Well made the right call to refuse the PBT then, probably will be under legal limit by the time they get to the jail
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Based, I would refuse to blow too.
She was more then willing to blow, even offered a second blow.
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>Why did he not blow?
She’s going to use this in divorce court
>>533363349
Same in NC you lose your license for 30 day regardless, but you also get 45 minutes to wait for a witness to show up before you take the calibrated test at the station… other states may very
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Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
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>we cannot be drinkin and driving and get behind the wheel
>just let a woman go who admitted to drinking 2 beers
does he not sense the irony?
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Do you guys think Rizzo could military press Dan?
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>>533363370

This kind of shit is infuriating. The cop is kind of a dick but he explained his actions and the law, clearly and concisely, repeatedly and the woman just keeps asking the same fucking questions expecting a different answer.
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>>533363493
It’s called pussy pass anon… Notice she didn’t have to do the monkey dance, just had to do the PBT
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>>533363527
He could twist dan into a pretzel without any effort.
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>>533363561
She wasn't driving during the stop though so technically don't have to do the stupid humiliation ritual
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What if we made a special drivers license that you can only get if you pass a drivers exam while drunk.
>Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight?
>Yes officer, I've had 4 beers and I'm certified for a six pack
>Alright I'm just going to run your alcohol license and you'll be on your way
>Thank you officer
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Did that guy pull up and tell the cops to get out of the way?
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>>533363616
That’s why all dui/DWI are bullshit since it’s “subjective” to the officer on what to do or not do.
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Holy crap, America needs at least 50 million deportations.
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>>533363660
Dude I have been saying that since I started driving in the early 2000s when I realized I could still drive just fine after 5 or 6. Just like the road test actual, you do a controlled road test after certain levels of impairment and get certified.
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doorbell chud woulda been a lot cooler if he was carrying that machete
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>Georgia
>Intentionally obstructing traffic and endangering other motorists
I have a prediction
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>>533363878
Right again
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Dude still has his Christmas decorations on his car.
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lol what a bullshit stop
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At least one of those cars has to be livestreaming.
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Lamest episode in a while
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>>533363755
Thanks. I also have an idea for a drunk motorsport, similar to old le mans when the driver would have to run across the track to start their car; but instead they have to shoot three shots with salt and lime then run out the bar into the parking lot and start the race.
I mean if they're on a closed track what's the big deal?
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>>533364010
Yeah I am pretty sure demolition derby drivers are a 12 pack deep by the time the race starts. Like you said, why the fuck not?
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I miss Tom Morris Jr.
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i still have no idea who lawrence jones is
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Why isn't officer infowars on tonight? I don't think he's been on the show since he co-hosted.
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Does /opl/ have vaginal odor?
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I miss her bros, now we just have the stinky vagina girl
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Do you realized what it means that pussy smell pills are the biggest advertiser on OPL? It means the viewership is women with rank twats, a very nice developmentally disabled guy, and us.
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>>533364119
He’s a semi host on Fox News Fox and friends morning show now after years of kissing Fox News personalities asses like Hannity… It’s really strange to see him on /opl/
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>>533364243
Does anyone have the lyrics to the turbotax song in text? It always gets stuck in my head and I just make up words to it.
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>>533364010
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>>533364230
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>>533364373
https://genius.com/Clixo-file-from-turbotax-commercial-original-lyrics
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>>533364373
Now taxes is so freeeeeee

TurboTax Free Edition only
Roughly 37% of filers qualify
Simple Form 1040 returns only
Now this is taxes, File for free!

W-2 sitting by my side
Numbers lining up just right
Laptop glowing in the night
Trying to make the totals right
Receipts stacked on the desk
Checking lines so nothing’s missed
Every form I scroll and see
Getting closer to complete
Coffee getting cold again
Still I’m working through the end
Line by line it’s coming clear
Refund season almost here

Just a few more clicks to go
Watch the final number show
Take a breath and hit submit
Hope that refund’s looking lit

TurboTax Free Edition only
Roughly 37% of filers qualify
Simple Form 1040 returns only
Now this is taxes, File for free!
And get the most money back...
...guaranteed

Oooohhh, oooohhh

[Verse 2: Katie Wilson]
Click next, check every line
Making sure the math is fine
Digital forms lighting bright
Finished filing late at night
When that refund hits my bank
Man I gotta give some thanks
From the start until the end
Filing easy once again

[Pre-Chorus: All]
Just a few more steps to take
Every number double-checked
Almost time to send it through
See that refund coming soon
[Final Chorus: All]
TurboTax Free Edition only
Roughly 37% of filers qualify
Simple Form 1040 returns only
Now this is taxes, File for free!
TurboTax Free Edition only
Roughly 37% of filers qualify
Simple Form 1040 returns only
Now this is taxes, File for free!
TurboTax Free Edition
TurboTax Free Edition

[Hook: Clixo & The Girlies]
Now taxes is so free

Now taxes is so freeeeeee
TurboTax Free Edition only
Roughly 37% of filers qualify
Simple Form 1040 returns only
Now this is taxes, File for free!
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>>533364230
women are disgusting and only wipe their ass once after a monster shit
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>>533364310
he seems fucking retarded
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>>533364410
"I smell niggers"
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why is this cop having weird sexual fantasies on tv
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>>533364502
Holy based thank you anon
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We got a major here, fellas
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that's a lot of ass pennies
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Nigga lookin like damn I would’ve stole all dat change mane
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>>533364373
It’s the dog park
With all the dogs there
And the people you see
That you don’t really know
’cause it’s the dog park
It’s the dog park
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>>533364502

I literally thought all that this song was was the chorus. I had no idea it had multiple verses.
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>>533364861

Yo this lowkey kinda slaps frfr
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Daniel is her pimp and she’s selling pussy
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>>533364861
>Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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>>533364861
>>533364901
Careful anon leafs love dogs for intimacy
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>>533364855
Checked and would
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>>533364861
Flo has really packed on the pounds
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>>533364971
Flo is like 65 years old now
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You guys ever tried Turo? Me and my work wife were comparing it to the big companies (we work at an airport) and its crazy how much cheaper it is.
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I think the other cop is hiding a nice ass in that uniform
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>>533365152
Carli B is married to another black cop in her department but I bet she secretly blows all the white cops in the evidence room while he's off.
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Dan really makes this show unwatchable.
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we didn't even make it to a second thread tonight, feels bad man
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>>533365359
Its so gay how he did that episode in Daytona like it was going to be a regular thing for him to be out filming with the boys, then immediately went back to the studio. Typical jew can't trust anyone that works for him.
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I'm rewatching the show for at least an hour if you guys wanna hang out that missed it also
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>>533365554
Sure, I missed the first hour due to lag.
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>>533365592
Hopefully its less laggy on the second round
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>>533365438
Garbage episode, even Ham Man could not save this one.
Have a good night Anons
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>>533365592
>>533365639
There are others sites, thetvapp has been crap this year
----> cinebolt.net/live?q=reelz <----
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>>533365639
Good luck, I got frustrated and started watching on the tv but it's not as fun because I can't screenshot and make doodles.
Also, is the opl studio open to audience members?
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>>533365812
just put your TV next to where you have your PC thats where I watch now that I buckled for the reelz+ free trial
Wtf is opl studio?
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Holy shit Swanger is in fact a gigachad after getting hit in the head with a brick
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>>533365861
>Wtf is opl studio?
I meant the studio where they film the show. I was wondering if audience members can visit the studio where they film opl.
Maybe I can get dan to sign this picture I made of him
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>>533366040
Kek that's the doodle I requested you make
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I'm stoked for /ahsg/ already
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>>533365861
>the reelz+ free trial
if you press f12 and go to the network tab you can find the vlc link, it never expires
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>>533366184
Yeah I was doing that for a few months now, but sometimes its super laggy. And when my kid is over she doesn't want to sit next to me at the PC so its cool we can watch in the living room together with the roku channel. Only downside is I have to phonepost here but thats what I do at work when I am watching too.
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>>533366099
<3 <3 <3
It's a favorite of mine, thanks again for the suggestion. Let me know if you have any other ideas. I should do more dan doodles
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>>533365035
Yup. Used it when traveling a few times. Some owners are literally trophy wives trying to make an extra buck. That being said coordinating a drop off and getting there early really set her off. I rented a Maserati. Had a governor on it. I only could get it to 110 before it stopped. Probably gave me a 1 star rating despite me filling the tank and getting it detailed before turning it back on. Oh well. Id ride her and that car again.
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>>533366371
Lmao that one is great. You really need to put together a gallery of your work. If I could make a current suggestion, it would be >>533364410 if it hasn't been done yet
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>>533363150
nigger!
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>>533366438
I don't really blame the owner for putting a gov on supercars lol
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>>533366469
Yea I have some simple bryce doodles, it's this one a sad one and a drunk bryce
>>533366438
Watched a nig in a rental or brand new corvette in LA yesterday crash while being chased by the cops >>533360480
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>11 DEPARTMENTS???!?!
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>>533366742
If you do get a chance to work on the sniff one I suggested, make sure to get her really whiffing something, its a great reaction image and props to the OP that grabbed the screenshot
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>Making bryce sniff something that's unpleasant
Too bad they don't play the pooph commercials anymore



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